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12412 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-08-29 at 02:39:00
Alright! I hope you don't mind if I submit two.
Char 1
Nommanic Folloreht (first name: Nommanic)
Cyan
(It's my OC's GP win sprite.)
Appearance as human: Short black hair, no particular hairstyle. He wears a blue jacket over a cyan shirt. He wears jeans.
Moves when battling:
As Shy Guy:
As Human:
Char 2
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (first name: Opulent)
Cyan
Image:
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Appearance: Black hair in a loose ponytail. She wears jeans, and has a dodgerblue shirt under a purple light jacket. She has a watch.
Now onto moves:
Char 1
Nommanic Folloreht (first name: Nommanic)
Cyan
(It's my OC's GP win sprite.)
Appearance as human: Short black hair, no particular hairstyle. He wears a blue jacket over a cyan shirt. He wears jeans.
Moves when battling:
As Shy Guy:
Jab: Uses his spear to melee attack
Forward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward.
Upward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward, then upward.
Downward Tilt: Sticks his spear in the ground and uses it to lift his opponent.
Charging Smash: Puts his spear back, preparing to strike.
Forward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward. Deals little knockback but high damage.
Upward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward, then lifts his spear and his opponent into the air.
Downward Smash: Thrusts his spear into the ground and immediately raises it up, his opponent on it.
Neutral Aerial: Does a pose to attack an opponent.
Forward Aerial: Jabs his spear forward.
Up Aerial: Jabs his spear upward, like Link.
Back Aerial: Kicks back.
Downward Aerial: Thrusts his spear downward, like Link.
Neutral Special: Throws his spear, then grabs a new one. When done in the air, he switches to a human.
Up Special: Flies up with his spear.
Down Special: Turns his spear in a circle.
Side Special: Stabs an opponent, then throws said opponent with the spear and grabs a new one.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw.
Forward Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent with his spear, then grabs a new one.
Up Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent upward with the spear. The spear can deal damage to other battlers, including himself.
Back Throw: Stabs opponent with the spear, then swings the spear around until opponent flies off it.
Down Throw: Throws opponent down, then jabs with spear.
Dash Attack: Thrusts his spear and continues running.
Ledge Attack: Throws his spear up the ledge, then climbs up and grabs it again.
Floor Attack: Jumps up and swings spear in a circle.
FINAL SMASH: Many other Shy Guys in many coloured costumes come and throw spears everywhere, hitting everything and everyone with the spears. This does a lot of damage.
Forward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward.
Upward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward, then upward.
Downward Tilt: Sticks his spear in the ground and uses it to lift his opponent.
Charging Smash: Puts his spear back, preparing to strike.
Forward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward. Deals little knockback but high damage.
Upward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward, then lifts his spear and his opponent into the air.
Downward Smash: Thrusts his spear into the ground and immediately raises it up, his opponent on it.
Neutral Aerial: Does a pose to attack an opponent.
Forward Aerial: Jabs his spear forward.
Up Aerial: Jabs his spear upward, like Link.
Back Aerial: Kicks back.
Downward Aerial: Thrusts his spear downward, like Link.
Neutral Special: Throws his spear, then grabs a new one. When done in the air, he switches to a human.
Up Special: Flies up with his spear.
Down Special: Turns his spear in a circle.
Side Special: Stabs an opponent, then throws said opponent with the spear and grabs a new one.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw.
Forward Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent with his spear, then grabs a new one.
Up Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent upward with the spear. The spear can deal damage to other battlers, including himself.
Back Throw: Stabs opponent with the spear, then swings the spear around until opponent flies off it.
Down Throw: Throws opponent down, then jabs with spear.
Dash Attack: Thrusts his spear and continues running.
Ledge Attack: Throws his spear up the ledge, then climbs up and grabs it again.
Floor Attack: Jumps up and swings spear in a circle.
FINAL SMASH: Many other Shy Guys in many coloured costumes come and throw spears everywhere, hitting everything and everyone with the spears. This does a lot of damage.
As Human:
Jab: A simple punch.
Tilts: Simple punches or kicks.
Smash: A Machamp uses DynamicPunch on an opponent, in the direction of the smash unless the smash is downward. The opponent is stunned by this and high damage is dealt.
Down Smash: A Machamp punches downward, creating an Earthquake.
Aerials: A Togekiss Pecks in the direction of the aerial.
Neutral Aerial: An attack with a pose. What else?
Neutral Special: Changes to Shy Guy mode.
Up Special: Togekiss flies Nommanic high up. This attack can deal damage to opponents.
Down Special: A Bolt of Lighting strikes where Nommanic is standing. This doesn't hurt him.
Side Special: Throws a Pokeball Pokemon that can appear are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem, Alolan Marowak, Alolan Exeggutor, Hisuian Electrode, Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Starmie, Machamp, and Togekiss.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw
Up throw: Togekiss carries opponent up.
Down throw: Machamp punches opponent down, creating an Earthquake
Forward Throw: Opponent gets Flamethrowered, then thrown
Back throw: Alolan Golem rolls backwards, with the opponent.
Dash Attack: Nommanic tackles someone
Ledge Attack: Hisuian Electode is thrown up the ledge, then explodes. Nommanic climbs the ledge afterwards.
Floor Attack: Nommanic jumps up.
FINAL SMASH: Various Pokemon appear out of Pokeballs, and they spam various powerful moves like V-create, Explode, and Water Sprout. Nommanic slumps down, then takes a breath and gets up again.
Tilts: Simple punches or kicks.
Smash: A Machamp uses DynamicPunch on an opponent, in the direction of the smash unless the smash is downward. The opponent is stunned by this and high damage is dealt.
Down Smash: A Machamp punches downward, creating an Earthquake.
Aerials: A Togekiss Pecks in the direction of the aerial.
Neutral Aerial: An attack with a pose. What else?
Neutral Special: Changes to Shy Guy mode.
Up Special: Togekiss flies Nommanic high up. This attack can deal damage to opponents.
Down Special: A Bolt of Lighting strikes where Nommanic is standing. This doesn't hurt him.
Side Special: Throws a Pokeball Pokemon that can appear are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem, Alolan Marowak, Alolan Exeggutor, Hisuian Electrode, Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Starmie, Machamp, and Togekiss.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw
Up throw: Togekiss carries opponent up.
Down throw: Machamp punches opponent down, creating an Earthquake
Forward Throw: Opponent gets Flamethrowered, then thrown
Back throw: Alolan Golem rolls backwards, with the opponent.
Dash Attack: Nommanic tackles someone
Ledge Attack: Hisuian Electode is thrown up the ledge, then explodes. Nommanic climbs the ledge afterwards.
Floor Attack: Nommanic jumps up.
FINAL SMASH: Various Pokemon appear out of Pokeballs, and they spam various powerful moves like V-create, Explode, and Water Sprout. Nommanic slumps down, then takes a breath and gets up again.
Char 2
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (first name: Opulent)
Cyan
Image:
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Appearance: Black hair in a loose ponytail. She wears jeans, and has a dodgerblue shirt under a purple light jacket. She has a watch.
Now onto moves:
Jab: Punch, then kick
Forward Tilt: Kicks up, then swings her foot around.
Down Tilt: Does the splits.
Up Tilt: Uppercuts
Forward Smash: A fire appears behind the opponent, then she punches said opponent.
Down Smash: Does the splits, but stronger.
Up Smash: Kicks up with a backflip, landing on her feet.
Aerials: Normal Aerials
Neutral Special: Produces some fire around her.
Up Special: Levitates up.
Side Special: Throws some flames
Down Special: A Gastly, Haunter, or Gengar appears. If it's a Gastly, then Opulent gets to control the closest opponent for 5 seconds. Opulent is immune during this time. If Haunter, then it goes to the nearest opponent and licks it, stunning said opponent. If Gengar, then it uses Shadow Ball
Neutral Throw: Chokes the opponent, then throws.
Up Throw: Holds opponent by leg and throws up.
Down throw: Lifts opponent over her head, then swings the opponent down.
Forward Throw: Opponent is burned, then thrown.
Back Throw: Opponent is swung around, while on fire.
Dash Attack: Opulent tackles the opponent and turns to throw mode.
Ledge Attack: Fire appears above the ledge, then Opulent climbs up.
Floor Attack: Opulent jumps up, and a ring of fire appears around her.
FINAL SMASH: The entire arena sets on fire, then everyone gets stunned while they burn. Finally, each opponent gets Shadow Balled, dealing 80% extra damage and stunning everyone.
Forward Tilt: Kicks up, then swings her foot around.
Down Tilt: Does the splits.
Up Tilt: Uppercuts
Forward Smash: A fire appears behind the opponent, then she punches said opponent.
Down Smash: Does the splits, but stronger.
Up Smash: Kicks up with a backflip, landing on her feet.
Aerials: Normal Aerials
Neutral Special: Produces some fire around her.
Up Special: Levitates up.
Side Special: Throws some flames
Down Special: A Gastly, Haunter, or Gengar appears. If it's a Gastly, then Opulent gets to control the closest opponent for 5 seconds. Opulent is immune during this time. If Haunter, then it goes to the nearest opponent and licks it, stunning said opponent. If Gengar, then it uses Shadow Ball
Neutral Throw: Chokes the opponent, then throws.
Up Throw: Holds opponent by leg and throws up.
Down throw: Lifts opponent over her head, then swings the opponent down.
Forward Throw: Opponent is burned, then thrown.
Back Throw: Opponent is swung around, while on fire.
Dash Attack: Opulent tackles the opponent and turns to throw mode.
Ledge Attack: Fire appears above the ledge, then Opulent climbs up.
Floor Attack: Opulent jumps up, and a ring of fire appears around her.
FINAL SMASH: The entire arena sets on fire, then everyone gets stunned while they burn. Finally, each opponent gets Shadow Balled, dealing 80% extra damage and stunning everyone.
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1MKPC Elections 2025
On 2025-08-11 at 21:03:30
This is starting to look exactly like a real election... 
Most All All but one Most of the conservative voters don't share their vote on this topic; meanwhile plenty some of the left's voters are happy to tell the world what they think. The tension is high... etc.
Why does lionel keep spam inviting me. How has nobody noticed this yet.
On 2025-08-21 at 00:47:29
No, he just likes to invite people. What makes you think he is taunting you? It's not like he knows rd.
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1{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!
On 2025-08-13 at 02:18:49
Here, why not? (Hope you don't mind @SuperSwimmer)
Nommanic Folloreht
13-year-old Pokemon Trainer
Reacts pedantically, nonchalantly, or snarkily. (Whichever's best)
Cyan!!
Lightweight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Volcan
Weapons: Time Blade, Star Bow
Items: 20 Hyper Potions, 20 Full Heals, Pokemon:
Lvl 80 Typhlosion
Eruption, Shadow Claw, Solar Beam, Sunny Day
Lvl 50 SHINY Gyarados
Bite, Ice Fang, Waterfall, Dragon Dance
Lvl 50 Raichu
Thunderbolt, Rain Dance, Surf, Thunder Wave
Lvl 40 Vapereon
Surf, Aurora Beam, Bite, Shadow Ball
Lvl 40 Graveler
Earthquake, Rollout, Strength, Rock Smash
Lvl 30 Kadabra
Teleport, Psybeam, Disable, Magical Eye
Lvl 20 Pichu
Nasty Plot, Charm, Thundershock, Thunder Wave
Lvl 20 Machop
Karate Chop, Low Kick, Focus Energy, Leer
Lvl 20 Bellsprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, Stun Spore
Lvl 30 Togetic:
Yawn, Extrasensory, Fly, Magical Leaf
Lvl 20 Poliwag
Hypnosis, Rain Dance, Water Gun, Double Slap
Kart: MKPC Daisy
A quick learner, he is moderately skilled in almost everything. He hates burgers. He is a pro at reverse drifting, and is capable of many shortcuts. He does not bag. He has war experience, and can use a spear well, though he is somewhat weak. His favorite food is ramen. His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
Next character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Psychic 16-year-old novice trainer
Her personality is similar to Nommanic's, but she leans on the pedantic side and not on the nonchalant or snarky side.
Cyan!!
Medium Weight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Psycho
Weapons: Star Blade, Star Bow
Items: A weird rock that is indistinguishable from a Moon Stone (A gift from Nommanic), and a Pokemon:
Lvl 10 Charmander
Scratch, Smokescreen, Ember, Bite
Kart: Dry Bomber
She has Pryokinetic powers, is quite physically capable, and yes she is Nommanic's sister. She dislikes burgers. She is a pro at Mario Kart DS and can easily outrun reverse drifters by snaking. She doesn't bag either. She often throws her kart for stylish and practical moves. Her favorite food is pizza.
Nommanic Folloreht
13-year-old Pokemon Trainer
Reacts pedantically, nonchalantly, or snarkily. (Whichever's best)
Cyan!!
Lightweight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Volcan
Weapons: Time Blade, Star Bow
Items: 20 Hyper Potions, 20 Full Heals, Pokemon:
Lvl 80 Typhlosion
Eruption, Shadow Claw, Solar Beam, Sunny Day
Lvl 50 SHINY Gyarados
Bite, Ice Fang, Waterfall, Dragon Dance
Lvl 50 Raichu
Thunderbolt, Rain Dance, Surf, Thunder Wave
Lvl 40 Vapereon
Surf, Aurora Beam, Bite, Shadow Ball
Lvl 40 Graveler
Earthquake, Rollout, Strength, Rock Smash
Lvl 30 Kadabra
Teleport, Psybeam, Disable, Magical Eye
Lvl 20 Pichu
Nasty Plot, Charm, Thundershock, Thunder Wave
Lvl 20 Machop
Karate Chop, Low Kick, Focus Energy, Leer
Lvl 20 Bellsprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, Stun Spore
Lvl 30 Togetic:
Yawn, Extrasensory, Fly, Magical Leaf
Lvl 20 Poliwag
Hypnosis, Rain Dance, Water Gun, Double Slap
Kart: MKPC Daisy
A quick learner, he is moderately skilled in almost everything. He hates burgers. He is a pro at reverse drifting, and is capable of many shortcuts. He does not bag. He has war experience, and can use a spear well, though he is somewhat weak. His favorite food is ramen. His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
Next character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Psychic 16-year-old novice trainer
Her personality is similar to Nommanic's, but she leans on the pedantic side and not on the nonchalant or snarky side.
Cyan!!
Medium Weight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Psycho
Weapons: Star Blade, Star Bow
Items: A weird rock that is indistinguishable from a Moon Stone (A gift from Nommanic), and a Pokemon:
Lvl 10 Charmander
Scratch, Smokescreen, Ember, Bite
Kart: Dry Bomber
She has Pryokinetic powers, is quite physically capable, and yes she is Nommanic's sister. She dislikes burgers. She is a pro at Mario Kart DS and can easily outrun reverse drifters by snaking. She doesn't bag either. She often throws her kart for stylish and practical moves. Her favorite food is pizza.
Funny Images!
On 2025-08-11 at 00:32:35
Now how did I get stuck here?
(Don't worry, I got out just fine.)
[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race
On 2025-07-29 at 23:51:25
Season 2
Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*
Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
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Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
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I feel like you're stealing the idea of "Mario Kart Fist-Fighting" from my fanfic...
(more specifically, the episode I just released.)
1On 2025-06-23 at 20:18:21
Nommanic: Where's the phone?
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
1On 2025-05-26 at 23:16:16
Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
Ok. Next time, if Joshy or Yoshi talks to me, I'll just ignore them completely, and if there's no one else to talk to, I'll give some cryptic responses.
I know I wasn't supposed to hear that, but maybe I can perceive other peoples' intentions (if that's allowed) in stressful situations. (Like being in last place in the last lap. I'll try harder to win the race if that happens.)
On 2025-05-25 at 20:01:36
Name: Nommanic Folloreht.
Colour: Cyan
Colour: Cyan
1Rating Your Circuits from 0-100
On 2025-07-04 at 22:06:20
Here; just click the links:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=191588
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=191448
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=201743
I know the last one is a QM track, but...
the positive reactions motivated me to make the other ones
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=191588
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=191448
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=201743
I know the last one is a QM track, but...
Make Ur Track/Character apart of MKCD!!!
On 2025-08-09 at 20:48:34
idk if you will like this one but
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?¡=192245
This was my first complete mode circuit so don't expect much,name:Mushroom Circuit
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?¡=192245
This was my first complete mode circuit so don't expect much,name:Mushroom Circuit
I'm sorry, but it won't let me in. I cannot put something that I myself can't play into the game.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=192245 Fixed it.
What happens if a blue shell, 3 red shells and a bomb all come at the same time
On 2025-08-11 at 02:30:39
If they all come at the EXACT SAME TIME, you would be protected by the invincibility frames.
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21Ds Bowser's Castle OOB Cut (?)
On 2025-07-23 at 23:26:12
I noticed something after I looked at this skip, how is your top speed 120 at most times? I have daisy stats and run on 15fps so I could just be behind. It did seem like you were going abnormally fast. Aside from my excitement, if this is doable instead with a mushroom, in the event that the recorded run isn't legitimate/RTA, it still could save a lot of time. Even the other way you said saves time. Any method is still better than no method. 🤝
I'm pretty sure he's just using 200cc because 120 is the mini-turbo constant speed in 200cc.
1On 2025-07-23 at 22:54:35
Can you explain it for me because youtube...
...doesn't work for me
...so I have no idea what is in that video.
On 2025-07-21 at 23:30:38
btw what is oob
Google it. I'm pretty sure it means "Out of bounds" tho
1Spitting facts until i get gold mario
On 2025-08-07 at 22:17:01
I'm pretty sure this can potentially lead to message farming. The message leaderboard isn't even that important.
(Image from SuperSwimmer's profile.)
(Image from SuperSwimmer's profile.)
1011Share your Beepbox songs!
On 2025-08-08 at 22:34:50
Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007:
The first song I made. Why not share it?
(The purple ring tells you which parts are completed.)
The first song I made. Why not share it?
(The purple ring tells you which parts are completed.)
Highest DM Count
Is POW Team Unfair?
On 2025-08-07 at 01:20:10
I think Team POW... is unfair, because if almost everyone is on the same team, it effectively destroys the idea of clan wars.
🚂 Anecdote Mario Kart 64 & MK8 Deluxe : Le tunnel du train 🛤️
On 2025-08-06 at 21:09:50
Vous saviez que dans Mario Kart 64, sur le circuit Désert Kalimari, on peut rentrer dans le tunnel du train ?
Bon... c'est pas fait pour ça 😅, mais si on force un peu, on peut quand même s'y aventurer (attention au crash avec la loco 💥).
Mais dans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, avec le Booster Course Pass, ce même tunnel devient un vrai passage dès le 3e tour !
Un changement de tracé automatique nous fait passer directement dans le tunnel, avec un remix de la musique et une ambiance retravaillée. 🔥
C’est super stylé de voir l’évolution d’un circuit entre les générations de consoles !
Et oui... j'ai testé sur MK64 juste pour voir si c’était faisable 😏
Bon... c'est pas fait pour ça 😅, mais si on force un peu, on peut quand même s'y aventurer (attention au crash avec la loco 💥).
Mais dans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, avec le Booster Course Pass, ce même tunnel devient un vrai passage dès le 3e tour !
Un changement de tracé automatique nous fait passer directement dans le tunnel, avec un remix de la musique et une ambiance retravaillée. 🔥
C’est super stylé de voir l’évolution d’un circuit entre les générations de consoles !
Et oui... j'ai testé sur MK64 juste pour voir si c’était faisable 😏
Can someone please translate this?
Courtesy of Google Translate:
Did you know that in Mario Kart 64, on the Kalimari Desert track, you can enter the train tunnel?
Well... it's not designed for that 😅, but if you push yourself a little, you can still venture through it (watch out for the engine crash 💥).
But in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, with the Booster Course Pass, this same tunnel becomes a real passageway from the 3rd lap!
An automatic track change takes you directly into the tunnel, with a remix of the music and a reworked atmosphere. 🔥
It's super cool to see how a track evolves between console generations!
And yes... I tested it on MK64 just to see if it was feasible 😏
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