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8711 pts ★ ExpertOn 2025-03-10 at 20:54:55
I start a new MAGAZINE:
GLITCHED IS SUSPECTED OF MENTAL ILLNESS
@Glitched, a citizen of this nation, is repeatedly blowing up random things, despite attempts by the hamburglar and the first policeman to stop it. If you see him, RUN.
Proverbs:
A wise woman once said: "**** this ****; and she lived happily ever after."
GLITCHED IS SUSPECTED OF MENTAL ILLNESS
@Glitched, a citizen of this nation, is repeatedly blowing up random things, despite attempts by the hamburglar and the first policeman to stop it. If you see him, RUN.
Proverbs:
A wise woman once said: "**** this ****; and she lived happily ever after."
Me?!? im FINE. also heres some news
I burn @OCM's magazine stand
I transfigure a hydrogen bomb and detonate it over you house. It's perfectly legal.
On 2025-03-10 at 19:44:31
I start a new MAGAZINE:
GLITCHED IS SUSPECTED OF MENTAL ILLNESS
@Glitched, a citizen of this nation, is repeatedly blowing up random things, despite attempts by the hamburglar and the first policeman to stop it. If you see him, RUN.
Proverbs:
A wise woman once said: "**** this ****; and she lived happily ever after."
GLITCHED IS SUSPECTED OF MENTAL ILLNESS
@Glitched, a citizen of this nation, is repeatedly blowing up random things, despite attempts by the hamburglar and the first policeman to stop it. If you see him, RUN.
Proverbs:
A wise woman once said: "**** this ****; and she lived happily ever after."
On 2025-03-09 at 20:19:41
note: the burger power plant is temporarily down due to missing ingredients. it will be back up once i can find some cheese, fish, and beef.
I blow up the power plant
COULD YOU LIKE NOT FOR ONE DAY
but i like blowing stuff up
Blow yourself up then.
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On 2025-03-08 at 22:03:15
Selling greasy motor oil flavored cheeseburgers for only $1 each
Can I buy one? And also get some acetic acid( vinegar)?
Edit: Nice burger! It tastes pretty good. You can have your
On 2025-03-08 at 20:27:22
I open a convenience store. No fighting.
Prices:
1 Plank of Wood (Any): ¥1
1 Piece of stone: ¥2
1 Piece of messy stone (aka cobblestone): ¥1.5
1 M1911: ¥10
1 AK-47: ¥30
1 M16: ¥100
1 Small Pizza: ¥5
Toppings: Pepperoni, Sausage, Pineapple
¥1 each topping
1 Errand(e) = ¥10
¥1 = 1 plank of wood
Armoury
1 helmet = 5
1 chestplate = 8
1 gauntlet = 4
1 legging = 7
1 boot = 4
Set = 25
Type:
Wood: * ¥1
Iron: * 1/2 E
Gold: * 1 E
Diamond: * 3 E
Vegetables:
Broccoli: ¥2
Bok Choy: ¥3
Carrot (red): ¥2
Minerals:
Iron: 1 e
Gold: 3 e
Diamond: 5 e
Prices:
1 Plank of Wood (Any): ¥1
1 Piece of stone: ¥2
1 Piece of messy stone (aka cobblestone): ¥1.5
1 M1911: ¥10
1 AK-47: ¥30
1 M16: ¥100
1 Small Pizza: ¥5
Toppings: Pepperoni, Sausage, Pineapple
¥1 each topping
1 Errand(e) = ¥10
¥1 = 1 plank of wood
Armoury
1 helmet = 5
1 chestplate = 8
1 gauntlet = 4
1 legging = 7
1 boot = 4
Set = 25
Type:
Wood: * ¥1
Iron: * 1/2 E
Gold: * 1 E
Diamond: * 3 E
Vegetables:
Broccoli: ¥2
Bok Choy: ¥3
Carrot (red): ¥2
Minerals:
Iron: 1 e
Gold: 3 e
Diamond: 5 e
On 2025-03-08 at 01:01:31
I respawn and use pk fire spam on ocm
I use the shield charm "Protego" and then Vanishes. After that, I immediately Stun you, and then cast Sectumsempra again.
Uno reverse card
I scramble to find the spell that heals the wound. I cast Vulnera Sanentur.
I build a box made of minecraft bedrock around you
I disapparate out and Stun you.
Uno reverse card
Protego!
On 2025-03-08 at 00:58:32
I respawn and use pk fire spam on ocm
I use the shield charm "Protego" and then Vanishes. After that, I immediately Stun you, and then cast Sectumsempra again.
Uno reverse card
I scramble to find the spell that heals the wound. I cast Vulnera Sanentur.
I build a box made of minecraft bedrock around you
I disapparate out and Stun you.
On 2025-03-08 at 00:51:30
I respawn and use pk fire spam on ocm
I use the shield charm "Protego" and then Vanishes. After that, I immediately Stun you, and then cast Sectumsempra again.
Uno reverse card
I scramble to find the spell that heals the wound. I cast Vulnera Sanentur.
On 2025-03-08 at 00:44:30
I respawn and use pk fire spam on ocm
I use the shield charm "Protego" and then Vanishes. After that, I immediately Stun you, and then cast Sectumsempra again.
On 2025-03-08 at 00:38:30
I cast Obliviate on @Glitched and @TheTruePro100. The war is now over. The conflict is forgotten
On 2025-03-08 at 00:29:05
I feed @ocm a sandwich with poop in it
Yummy! (It was actually ground beef.)
Edit: To retaliate I perform Sectumsempra on @TheTruePro100. You are now bleeding horriblely.
Time rewind
I use a Time-Turner to travel back to the future. I use the Body-Bind on you. You are now a stiff board.
I pull a reverse card, you are now a stiff board
I silently incant Finite. I am now fine. In addition I cast Expulso! The ground explodes.
On 2025-03-08 at 00:13:30
I feed @ocm a sandwich with poop in it
Yummy! (It was actually ground beef.)
Edit: To retaliate I perform Sectumsempra on @TheTruePro100. You are now bleeding horriblely.
Time rewind
I use a Time-Turner to travel back to the future. I use the Body-Bind on you. You are now a stiff board.
On 2025-03-08 at 00:11:40
I feed @ocm a sandwich with poop in it
Yummy! (It was actually ground beef.)
The ground beef is so spicy that ocm burns his mouth
Luckily I found some poppies
On 2025-03-08 at 00:10:45
I feed @ocm a sandwich with poop in it
Yummy! (It was actually ground beef.)
Edit: To retaliate I perform Sectumsempra on @TheTruePro100. You are now bleeding horriblely.
On 2025-03-08 at 00:09:35
I feed @ocm a sandwich with poop in it
Yummy! (It was actually ground beef.)
On 2025-03-08 at 00:05:00
I disapparate out of the giant hole and stun @TheTruePro100.
On 2025-03-07 at 21:30:15
@Fiery @jmeme @Twilight
The solution is simple.
We will simply rededicate treeland to the farming of trees. As for the energy costs, I will simply use a weight and a scale that converts kinetic energy to electricity. The scale will be powered by Up Smashes. The trees can be transfigured into new land.
What do you think?
The solution is simple.
We will simply rededicate treeland to the farming of trees. As for the energy costs, I will simply use a weight and a scale that converts kinetic energy to electricity. The scale will be powered by Up Smashes. The trees can be transfigured into new land.
What do you think?
-Treeland is full of -Trees, which function as a form of antimatter for +Trees. For each one harvested, a regular Tree is destroyed. Sorry.
Oh...
Okay then.
I'll just plant the trees in Flatland and use the anti-trees to produce energy by annihilating the trees.
Cut all of the trees from ocm will cut them
Whaddya mean?!? Your grammar is so horrible!
I meant cut all of the trees so that ocm can't cut any
I'll just plant more. And lock you in a dark room if I have to. There's no law saying I CAN'T DO THAT.
I will dig up a big hole in the center of the flatlands
I use a Deku Nut to stun you. Then I PKThunder myself and you get launched to the stratosphere before tumbling helplessly into the ocean.
On 2025-03-07 at 21:21:00
@Fiery @jmeme @Twilight
The solution is simple.
We will simply rededicate treeland to the farming of trees. As for the energy costs, I will simply use a weight and a scale that converts kinetic energy to electricity. The scale will be powered by Up Smashes. The trees can be transfigured into new land.
What do you think?
The solution is simple.
We will simply rededicate treeland to the farming of trees. As for the energy costs, I will simply use a weight and a scale that converts kinetic energy to electricity. The scale will be powered by Up Smashes. The trees can be transfigured into new land.
What do you think?
-Treeland is full of -Trees, which function as a form of antimatter for +Trees. For each one harvested, a regular Tree is destroyed. Sorry.
Oh...
Okay then.
I'll just plant the trees in Flatland and use the anti-trees to produce energy by annihilating the trees.
Cut all of the trees from ocm will cut them
Whaddya mean?!? Your grammar is so horrible!
I meant cut all of the trees so that ocm can't cut any
I'll just plant more. And lock you in a dark room if I have to. There's no law saying I CAN'T DO THAT.
1On 2025-03-07 at 21:10:30
@Fiery @jmeme @Twilight
The solution is simple.
We will simply rededicate treeland to the farming of trees. As for the energy costs, I will simply use a weight and a scale that converts kinetic energy to electricity. The scale will be powered by Up Smashes. The trees can be transfigured into new land.
What do you think?
The solution is simple.
We will simply rededicate treeland to the farming of trees. As for the energy costs, I will simply use a weight and a scale that converts kinetic energy to electricity. The scale will be powered by Up Smashes. The trees can be transfigured into new land.
What do you think?
-Treeland is full of -Trees, which function as a form of antimatter for +Trees. For each one harvested, a regular Tree is destroyed. Sorry.
Oh...
Okay then.
I'll just plant the trees in Flatland and use the anti-trees to produce energy by annihilating the trees.
Cut all of the trees from ocm will cut them
Whaddya mean?!? Your grammar is so horrible!