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Season 1 Episode 9

'Nappin'

(Toadette wakes up.)
Toadette: Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Toadette: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Toadette: Wh-Who are you?!?
Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Toadette: Erm... Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Toadette: Hey! I'm no little girlie!! How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Toadette: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Toadette: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Toadette: Wh-wwaaait....  you a d.. on't- mmean  --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! ... ...Wait, wrong audio file. (Dammit! Kidnapping them was harder than I thought...!)
Toadette: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Someone else on the receiver: How dare you!
Toadette: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Toadette: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Toadette: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ... *hangs up*
Toadette: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?



(Meanwhile, everyone is chained to a wooden wall.)
Kevin: *struggling* Not again!
Nommanic: We've been through this once, right? It shouldn't be that hard--
Opulent: Those chains are fireproof.
Stella: What about the wall?
Opulent: Oh, right.
(The wall burns, softening the chains enough for them to break out.)
Nommanic: Alright, time to see where we are... Shroom Ridge?!?
Mimi: What?
Nommanic: We... we're at DS SHROOM RIDGE right now!
All: Wait, isn't that where we are supposed to be?
Nommanic: Yeah, but not KIDNAPPED!
Mimi: Okay, plan A: take control of this... bus thingy and get back to the university to get our karts and race.
All: Let's go!

PearlWhite: Hello? Anyone there?!
Toadette: What? Oh, uh, yes!
SylveBlack: What happened to this place?
Toadette: Everyone got kidnapped... and they left me here... because they think I'm useless...
SylveBlack: Then it's our job to find them! Wait, what is that noise?
Toadette: That's my ringtone. *beeps* Hello? Oh, what? ... Okay, I'll be there. Also, some other people-- ... She hung up.
PearlWhite: Who was it?
Toadette: No time to explain! We have to get to Shroom Ridge, pronto!

(They all hop into karts and head for DS Shroom Ridge.)

Opulent: I just finished calling Toadette. She's coming right now, but I don't know how long it is from the University to here...
Nommanic: I think *checking Pokegear* ... it's about an hour on 150cc, standard speed.
India: Should we try sneaking in?
Nommanic: I dunno... I need some time to think...
(They wait in silence for a while.)



???: Gotcha!
All: Not again!!
Mimi: Run!
(Everyone flees in different directions.)
Leader: Go! Catch them!
Pro Karters #1-4: Got it!
(They all send out some rock-type Pokemon.)
Nommanic: *says nothing and sends out his own Pokemon, this case a Vaporeon.*
Pro Karter #4: You thought that was all? Take this! *sends out a Lugia*
Nommanic: Wait, where did you get thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!??!!?
Cinnamon: Sorry! I think they caught it when-- Aaargh! *turns to face the PKs again* Okay, you leave me with no choice...
Nommanic + Opulent: Are you SURE that's an acceptable use situation?!?
Cinnamon: Dead certain! Snag ball!
(Cinnamon snags the PK4's Lugia and sets it free.)
Leader: Idiot! Why are you-- never mind! SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!!
(The PKs start attacking like crazy.)
Buck: Take that! *throws the grenade*
(The grenade explodes, causing chaos in the truck.)
Nommanic: Take this poison!
Tom: Axe!
(The truck starts to deafen everyone in it.)
PK1: It's hopeless!
PK6: Oh no! Kamikaze!
All: Wait, what- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



(The truck falls into the forest underneath.)
Toadette: We were too late!
PearlWhite: Let me try something!
(She attempts to cast magic, but only results in physics glitching.)
All: ATUTVUAASaAaaaaaaaaaA8aA@a1!!!ZaaAAA0AA)!1///!1!23Ae1!eqwreacwEZAwzwexdte4dxsweatdc3t4sd9347
Aasbir7v4testrcrweXesaXAeAAAAaewaaarreartraatsadaaaaaa......................................

(Everyone is safe on the edge of Shroom Ridge.)
Cinnamon: This sh*t is what happens when you are inexperienced. As your punishment...
(He pushes PearlWhite off the track but then makes her levitate in the air.)
Hunter: So, is it true that her real name IS Support Yoshi?
Mya: Yes... we have been trying to legally change it, to no avail.
Blue: Legally?
Harper: Apparently, yes, legally.
Blue: Good to know...

Season 1
   Episode 9
       'Nappin'
           THE END

...to be continued...

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Season 1 Episode 8

Flashbacks to The Silly Adventures

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9948346

Nommanic: Hey, you mentioned you like Geometry Dash?
Explorers: Yeah!
Nommanic: Okay, I've been working on this for some time. It's a solo I remixed. Listen to this!
Explorers: Why do I hear something in the background?
Cinnamon: That's me! I'm playing the cello!
Explorers: Wait, then this isn't a solo! You have other people playing!
Nommanic: True, but the song's name is Stereo Madness. With only one instrument, it wouldn't be Stereo; instead, it would be Mono Madness!
Explorers: Yeah, that is true, but...
(The two continue to talk about the definition and etymology of "stereo," when--)
Mimi: Today's DS Waluigi Pinball! Get ready!
(Music Start)
Cinnamon: Yeah, I think this one is the best moderato theme, excluding ones from games you don't own...
Nommanic: Especially with... I... can't seem to describe it, but...
Explorers: What? I don't recognize this music...
Nommanic: I know, I know... It's called, "Cross-Examination Moderato 2004." Hey, can you hear the continuous sound in the background after a while?
Cinnamon: Yeah, and those bass notes...
Explorers: They're gone now.
Nommanic: Yeah, because the music repeats.
Explorers: That's something I can understand.
(The two continue to talk about this masterpiece of background music.)
Nommanic: I like how it seems calming and inquisitive at the same time...
Cinnamon: Yeah. Did you know the things we are talking about reflect @OCM's thoughts while listening / writing this episode?
Nommanic: Of course I do! But this calmness doesn't really reflect the chaos of racing...
Cinnamon: I guess. Probably, @OCM chose this for a reason...
Explorers: I just noticed that there are no drums.
Nommanic: I agree, but the Allegro version DOES have drums.
Explorers: What's Allegro?
Nommanic: It's a musical tempo. But this this case--
Explorers: I know!
Nommanic: Of course you do! You're a pedant, after all.
Explorers: What's a pedant?
Nommanic: A "smart-aleck," as your description says! How could you not know that?!
Explorers: Just... just show me the Allegro version already!
Nommanic: Fine, fine.
(Nommanic takes out his DS and loads Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations.)
Nommanic: Ugh. I should really ask Blue about this later... wait. Bluuue!!
Blue: Yes?
Nommanic: Can you, like, play "Cross-Examination Allegro 2004?" --not on the piano... ... Whatever. Play it on the piano.
Blue: Oh, I get what you mean.
(He grabs his laptop and starts typing.)
Blue: Is this what you wanted?
(Music Change)
Explorers: Wow, it...
Nommanic: Intense, right?
Explorers: What's this part just now?
Nommanic: Oh, that's it's the part that's only in the Allegro version. All Cross-Examination themes have an Allegro version.
Explorers: Well, that part was... funky, I guess?
Boyfriend: ...?
Pico: ...?
Nommanic: You will notice this version has drums.
Explorers: Yeah, but... it's kind of more funky than intense.
Nommanic: ...you're right.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Wait not that one that one is more vibey.
(Music Change)
Explorers: Hmm... at the beginning I can't put my finger on it... but later, I could...
Nommanic: That's intentional. This first part has alternating measure lengths. But this part has a constant measure length.
Explorers: Wow, confusing. But... it's still not a intense.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: This one is intense, with the constant bass notes and the drums, but in my opinion, it's not as good as the other ones.
Explorers: Hmm, and this part here is only in the Allegro version, right?
Nommanic: Yes! ... How about 2009?
Explorers: What?
Nommanic: Oh, these pieces of BGM are named according to how they are used and which game they are from. For example, this one is called "Cross-Examination Allegro 2001." The "Cross-Examination Allegro" part tells us how this is used, and the "2001" part tells us that this was is the original PW:AA.
Explorers: The original what?
Nommanic: I'll explain later.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: You know what nevermind about that switch back to 2007.
Blue: Allegro, of course.
Nommanic: While he's doing that, did you know that this was the first game to use actual recorded music?
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Oh, and did you know that each games' Allegro theme gives a feel similar to the game's last case? Except for the first game, of course.
Explorers: You know what, keep this one. It's really intense.
Nommanic: I wonder why I didn't notice that before. Hey, did you just notice how the music just lightened?
Explorers: Yeah. Hey, I think it's intensing again.
Mimi: Alright, it's 15 minutes to the race! Get ready!
(Everyone gets ready.)
Mimi: Alright so you'll be racing on Waluigi Pinball R!
All: Wait what?
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!

   And the racers are racing! This is a special one, because it's Waluigi Pinball R! Now, only Sebastian got a lemon start...

Sebastian: Not again!

   Okay, at the first item set, Katie, in last place, pulls a golden mushroom and uses it! Sebastian and Katie zoom past the racers, now approaching the third turn! Uh oh, SHELLS ARE BOUNCING EVERYWHERE! And EVERYONE gets hit! Now, it's mostly calm in the straightaway, but now this 270 turn with an item box CREATES CHAOS, WITH SEVERAL RED SHELLS!

   Okay, now for the first jump, they get gliders! Zoom! Now, the racers are doing crazy drifts around the u-turns and are approaching the final glider! And they get into

LAP 2!

(The crowd cheers.)

   Sebastian and India get items simultaneously, and Sebastian manages to snipe India!

Sebastian: ... (Why does this seem horribly familiar...?)

   Okay, it's normal, smooth sailing, here, but after the 270 turn and the item box, Sebastian finds a shortcut and takes it! And Sebastian is in first and approaching the glider ramp!

(Music Change)

FINAL LAP!

(The crowd cheers.)

   Sebastian is in first! He may win if nothing hits him! Meanwhile, Canada and USA are in the back!

USA: Hey! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive! Let me drive!

Canada: Okay fine!

(They switch.)

   Wait, did Canada just pull a--

All: BULLET BILL?!?

   Canada is plowing through the racers like their nothing! Meanwhile, did Explorer just pull... A BLUE SHELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nommanic: Wait! Don't you dare use that on him!

   Explorer sends the blue shell, oh no!

Sebastian: *humming* Hmm, hm hmmmmm, hm hmmm... WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!! THIS!! AGAIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Sebastian takes the glider ramp, but the blue shell hits him!! Meanwhile, Nommanic jumped out of his kart and is fighting SSB-style with Explorer!

KALACK

(The lights go out. Everyone gasps. Kevin and Nommanic gasp a second time.)

Nommanic: Oh no...
(Music Change)

???: Why the hell did you do that?!?
???: That's for YOU to answer!
(Fighting noises are heard.)

Mimi: Uhh apparently the power line froze...
Nommanic: No!
Kevin: No!
Cinnamon: What?

(Nommanic runs to the two shadowey figures. Kevin follows, and Stella starts anxiously toying with her earring.)

Cinnamon: *gulp!*

(Nommanic shines a flashlight on the two shadowey figures.)
Opulent: Uhh...
Esoteric: Uhhhhh......
(Nommanic confronts Esoteric, completely ignoring Opulent. Opulent glares at Boyfriend. Pico shows a confused look on his face, and Stella starts heaviliy toying with her earring, staring at Opulent's.)

Cinnamon: ...this will be hard to sort out...
All: ...?

(Nommanic creates a bomb, then pushes Esoteric and starts the countdown.)

10

(Everyone starts running.)

9

(The first people reach the exit.)

8

(Esoteric gets up.)

7

(Esoteric tries to run.)

6

(The door suddenly freezes.)

5

(Esoteric covers the entire floor with ice.)

4

(Opulent slips on the ice.)

3

(Opulent stubs her toe on a stair.)

2

(Opulent falls BACK, instead of front.)

1

(The bomb explodes.)

All: 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Season 1
   Episode 8
       Flashbacks to The Silly Adventures
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 1 Episode 7

Bask in the SunSHINE.

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9867433

Mimi: Wakey wakey we're going, to, er, uhh... ... ... ... Bask in the SunSHINE at Delfino Square!
Lakitu: One more thing... YOU HAVE TWO MORE TEAMMATES!!!!!.....?????
(Everyone wakes up.)
Mimi: They are Mya, and SupportYoshi.
Buck: What a drool name.
Odie: <How many more Yoshis are we gonna get?>
Cinnamon: Actually, we only have seven.
Sebastian: ...out of 34 racers.
Nommanic: Seven out of thirty-four is... 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USA: Okay, dude, CHILL OUT! We don't need to know that much! You even broke the chain!
Mimi: Get ALL your gear within an hour!
(Music Start)
Mimi: Alrightie guys, we're heading to Isle Delfino!!

All: WOOOOOO!!!

Kirby: Poyo poyo poyo!! <I can't wait to try the food out!>

Lakitu: Onto the plane!

All: Wait, what?

(They head onto the plane.)

Mimi: Alrightie guys, so Delfino just installed a new security system and challenged US to--
USA: Me?
Canada and India: No, sillies!
Russia: <It's not a site for erotic fan fictions, sillies!>
Mimi: As I was saying, they challenged us to BREAK their security system.
Are you ready?

All: YES!!
(Music Change)

(Everyone steps out of the plane.)

First! Red and Blue!

   Blue immediately started hacking into the system, while Red used brute strength. And the system crashed.

SUCCESS!

Next! Green and Yellow!

   Green destroyed everything telepathically. Not much to say here, really.

SUCCESS!

Next! Gold and a Random--

Kevin, Stella, and Random GF: You couldn't give them her first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DISQUALIFIED!

Next! Silver and Crystal!

   A security system that is human operated has some flaws... for example, you can just threaten the operators. That is what Silver and Crystal--

SUCCESS!

Next! Ruby and Sapphire!

   If you have any doubts about the power of vocal attacks, they will be dispelled immediately. Vocal attacks are very powerful! Sapphire didn't do much, though...

SUCCESS!

Next! Diamond and Pearl!

   Apparently, the programmers had no idea that AI have souls, because what just happened proves AI have souls. We have no idea what happened, but it did.

SUCCESS!

Next! Nommanic and Opul- Cinnamon!

   There are two ways you can destroy things: chemical explosions, or psychic telekinesis. Both were utilized here.

SUCCESS!

Next! Toad and Toadette!

   Uh oh. Toad is cr-crashing th-the g-g-game using... ...k-k-kart a-and a-a st-STAIRCASE?!?

(STATIC)

SUCCESS!

Next! Kevin and Stella!

   It would appear that it's possible to destroy security using lightning. Especially when the person casting the spell... wait I don't know how to describe it...

Next! Explorers and Explorer!

   Explorers is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flower Bud isn't. ... ... ... ... WAIT THAT'S THE GLITCHED BUD!!

SUCCESS!

Next! Woodboy and Fireboy!

   Woodboy is, unfortunately, useless in destroying security, but the Flame Bomb isn't. ... WAIT THAT'S THE BOMB THAT TOOK OUT THE PRO KARTERS?!?

SUCCESS!

Next! India and Russia!

   Okay, pretty normal WAIT IS THAT A BLACK HOLE DECLARE AN EMERGENCY THE WORLD IS ENDING-

(STATIC)

SUCCESS!

Next! GamerGuy and Girl-- *cough cough*

   *cough* alright, so basically what happened when I blacked out was apparently electric and fire type attacks--

Nommanic: This isn't Pokemon training! Nooooo... it had to be "electric and fire type attacks!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

SUCCESS!

Next! Garfield and Odie!

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
   ...the lasagna may be delicious, but that's NOT what you were supposed to do!

DISQUALIFIED!

Next! Hunter and Harper!

   At least you tried.

DISQUALIFIED!

Next! Kirby and Bandanna Dee!

   Alright. Whoever let a SMASH BALL into the system will get fined a billion dollars when they caught. Because Kirby used the Smash Ball.

SUCCESS!

Next! Buck and Tom!

   True, you did destroy the security system, but in a real situation criminals won't have grenades... UNLESS YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DISTRIBUTED THEM! ARREST THEM!

SUCCESS!

Next! pottter pottah and little potter!

   Okay, that was the second time bombs were used. SEIZE THEM, NOW!

SUCCESS!

Next! YoshiLOVER and Mercury!

   Super Laser Style! ... ...sorry, I've been playing a lot of Sonic lately--

All: WHAT?!? HIS FINAL SMASH IS ____ing HORRIBLE AND YOU STILL LIKE HIM?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

SUCCESS!

Next! Boyfriend and Pico!

   Nice job of using the gun... WAIT A MINUTE SEIZE HIM!!

SUCCESS!

Next! Canada and USA!

   At least you tried.

DISQUALIFIED!

Next! Sebastian and his girl--

Sebastian: WHAAAT?!? No, none of that stuff at all!!
Katie: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Sebastian's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some girl!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DISQUALIFIED!

Next! MailMan!

MaleMan: You couldn't give them my real name? Or even just have them say, "MaleMan?" Nooooo... it had to be "MailMan!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DISQUALIFIED!

Finally! Mya and SupportYoshi!

All: You couldn't give her her first name? Or even just have them say, "Mya's friend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some SupportYoshi!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Mimi: Hey, don't blame me! She just put that in her form! Anyways!

   At least you tried.

DISQUALIFIED!

Random GF: That's brutal. ... Waaait a minute...

Random GF: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Mimi: ALright guys, that's concludes the VERY long competition for today. There will be a show featuring Fox McCloud tonight. Got it? You HAVE to come. Especially Kirby.
Kirby: Poyo? POYOOO!!

(Thousand Year Doors Later...)

(Music Change)
Mimi: That's some really heavy music. Anyways! Great to see that you're all here! Alright, so first there will be an introductory song which could start--

A FRUBE IN A DOGGY IS PASTA FOR ME

All: That's disturbing.

Alright! Now for the show featuring the famous FOX MCCLOUD!!!

BELIZE HAVE A DOOR

Great to see that you are singing along, people! Kirby! Come up

Kirby: Poyo!?

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR

Alright people. Settle down... YOU WILL NOW BEAR WITNESS TO THE BATTLE OF KIRBY OF DREAM LAND AND FOX MCCLOUD OF STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd cheers.)

BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

(The lights suddenly cut out.)

Oh no, it's a power outrage!

(Two shadowy people talk in the background...)
???: Why did you do that?!
???: Why did I? You know the answer, don't you?
???: No! Just, STOP IT!!!!

(Fox SHINES a flashlight on them, but they immediately dissappear.)

Nommanic and Cinnamon: I wonder what that was...

Season 1
   Episode 7
       Bask in the SunSHINE
           THE END

...to be continued...

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Here's challenge for you: Find all the references in this episode. (There are 12 of them.) I put them all in a spoiler at the end. (I wrote this all in one day btw.)
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943

(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!

(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)



   Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.

S-Sebastian?

Nnnnnrgk!

   With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:

Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!



Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.



   Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.

Hey... Are you okay?

Yeah... I-I'm okay...

You don't seem okay at all.

I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...

Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...



Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!

Huh?
Huh?
Huh?

(Music Change)

Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?

Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!

   Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...

Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!



   WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!

(Nommanic checks the track teller.)

Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.

Nommanic: Not that I need it.

   The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?

GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!

   The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!

Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!

Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!

   Everyone reaches the second lap.

Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!

Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!

   What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!

Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!

Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!

   The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.

Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?

Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!

Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!

   Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...

Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!

Cinnamon: I'll use my item!

(Music Change)

   And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!

Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?

   No reply by Explorer.

Explorers: Ugh. FINE.

   While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.

Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!

   Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...

Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!

(Music Change)

Vvvrrr...

   OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.

   THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!

   This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.

Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--

   What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?

We won't fail this time, though!

Kevin: Now!

   Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.

Yeah!

   Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.

Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?

Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)

Tom: Wha--

Cinnamon: Just kidding!

   Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!

   Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stella: Huh?

   The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!

(Music Change)

Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!

Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!

   And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.










Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!

(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)

India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!

(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)


India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--

Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.

Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.

Season 1
   Episode 6
       Hills and Hills...of Desert
           THE END

...to be continued...

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References list:

Who won the Bowl of Mushroom Soup?

Season 1 Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!

https://objection.lol/objection/9722787

Mimi: Wakey wakey it's Friday!
Alarm: The time is 5:23 A.M.
(Mimi waits about 3 hours for everyone to wake up.)
Mimi: Alright guys today is Friday, so we have set up some immersives like, idk Smash or-
Everyone: SUPER SMASH BROS!!!

(At the SMASH Arena...)
Mimi: Alright guys, here are the rules:

THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF STAGES:
BATTLEFIELD STAGE
FINAL DESTINATION STAGE
ARENA STAGE

EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT LAYOUT

BATTLEFIELDS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE BATTLEFIELD

FINAL DESTINATIONS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE FINAL DESTINATION

ARENAS FORCE YOU TO RELY ON STAMINA KOS BECAUSE BLAST KOS ARE IMPOSSIBLE

FINAL SMASHES ARE ALLOWED

TAUNTING IS ALLOWED

Mimi: Welp guys, brace yourselves. The first match will take place in 5 minutes in the arena. It's Nommanic + Cinnamon VS Buck and Tom. It's a team game, because this is--
DOUBLE DASH!!
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(Music Change)
Music -- "Questioning -- Allegro 2004"
Nommanic: a.k.a. "Cross-Examination - Allegro 2004" ... (Oh and by the way if you are reading this know that I decided to change my text colour. Moves are from my submission in @-Kirbster-'s "[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC" )

3 2 1 START!
The match is taking place in a FINAL DESTINATION!!! Nommanic immediately takes on Tom, and combos dash-attacks before grabbing him! Nommanic throws Tom up, and switches to Human mode!

Meanwhile, Buck is spamming grenades at Cinnamon, who gets hit! Buck continues spamming grenades to edgeguard, but Cinnamon uses his up special and reflects the grenades with a basketball while simultaneously recovering! He up tilts and down airs to combo!

Now back to Nommanic and Tom, Nommanic grabs Tom and up throws! Nommanic then uses his Down Special, clearly plagiarized from Pikachu's down special, and knocks Tom far out! He recovers with a small jump, then an up special allows him to just barely grab the ledge! But oh no...! Nommanic is back into Shy Guy mode, and fully charged his down smash! He uses it, jumps and uses his up special, and KOs Tom!!

On the other side, after comboing, Cinnamon goes for a meteor smash! Buck challenges it with an up special, recovers successfully, then grabs Cinnamon! He throws him with 'help' from grenades, and runs over to help Tom with Nommanic!

Before that, Tom respawned and threw his axe, which is impossible to dodge! Nommanic responds by throwing a spear... The two continue to throw projectiles, then...

Buck throws 42 grenades at them, causing them both to lose a stock. Tom is at one stock now, a dangerously low amount! Unfortunately for him and Buck, Cinnamon recovered successfully and throws spears and basketballs at them!

Uh oh. It's the SMASH BALL!!!

One hit from the axe is enough to destroy the ball, and TOM GETS THE FINAL SMASH!!!...which he promptly uses, instant KOing everyone else on stage... and he taunts-- very snarky of him, but it BACKFIRES WHEN NOMMANIC CREATES PERSIM BERRY SPLASH POTIONS, CURING HIS PARTY'S CONFUSION!!!

Tom is still very overconfident, allowing Nommanic to charge up a smash attack. BUT, TOM COUNTERS IT!! HE SWINGS......and misses. Unfortunately for him, Nommanic charged up another smash, which Tom counters again, but Nommanic "Counters" it using "Counter!" Unfortunately for him (Nommanic), Tom counters that attack, and... oh no.

The two are AT IT! They're countering and countering

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Huh? Nommanic let his guard slip, which SOMEHOW DEALS NEGATIVE DAMAGE TO HIM!!!!.... Uh oh.

Lakitu: Huh? What is it?

Mimi: I think... it somehow fried the console's motherboard.

Lakitu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DECLARE EMERGENCY!!!
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(Music Change)
potterpot: whatnow?
Kevin: I dunno. Speaking of which, how did you take negative damage?
Nommanic: Well, I KNEW that damage will overflow after that many iterations, so I just waited until that moment. I think it crashed the game.
Mimi: Sorry guys, the Smash sim is not working, so your options are Minecraft-
Some: MINCERAFT!!! [sic]
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(Sebastian, Katie, Boyfriend, and Pico spawn.)

Boyfriend: BEEP bop Boop <Chop chop wood!>

Katie: Okay guys, I'll take care of the crafting. *proceeds to craft 64 wooden hoes* there! Done!

Pico: Naw... *proceeds to craft wooden pickaxes* Now we can go mining!

(The team mines some stone and crafts full stone tools, except for hoes.)

Sebastian: Hey, I think we should build a base!

Boyfriend: Beep boop! <Great idea!>

(They build a shelter from wooden planks.)

Pico: Hey look a creeper!

(He tries to take it out but gets exploded.)

Nommanic: *commentating* MISSION
Explorers: *commentating* ABSOLUTE
MaleMan: *commentating* FAILURE
Boyfriend: ):<

Pico: *respawning* Ugh. What happened?

Nommanic: Skill issue.
Toad: Skill issue.
Toadette: Skill issue.
Kevin: Skill issue.
Stella: Skill issue.
Explorers: Skill issue.
Explorer: Skill issue.
Woodboy: Skill issue.
Fireboy: Skill issue.
India: Skill issue.
Russia: Skill issue.
GamerGuy: Skill issue.
DARKGAMER: S K I L L I S S U E
GamerGirl: Skill issue.
Garfield: Skill issue.
Odie: Skill issue.
Hunter: Skill issue.
Harper: Skill issue.
Kirby: Skill issue.
Bandanna Dee: Skill issue.
Buck: Skill issue.
Tom: Skill issue.
potterpottah killissue
littlepotter killissue
YoshiLOVER: Skill issue.
Mercury: Skill issue.
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: ):<
Canada: Skill issue.
USA: Skill issue.
Sebastian: Skill issue.
Katie: Skill issue.
Mimi: Heyguys! The celebration is about to start, right... here. *tosses map* Bye!
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(Music Change)
Mimi: Well guys for tonight's menu... Mushroom Soup.
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Mimi: Something tells me this wasn't well-received.
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Mimi: Anyways! The winner goes to........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Stella:

Season 1
   Episode 5
       A WINNER IS YOU!
           THE END

...to be continued...

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S1 E4

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion

*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...

Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
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Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's

Toccata and Fugue.

Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall You have two- I mean four- I mean six ... (good I didn't hear that-)
Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3

2

1

GO!!!

(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
.............................................
Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
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Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.

Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.

...to be continued...

Season 1
   Episode 4
       Luigi's Mansion
           THE END

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Turns out I'm horrible at making competition episodes and great at making plot episodes.

S1 E3

Cheap Cheap Beech

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9280186

India: I'll pay you back! *tackles Tom*
(Everyone wakes up.)
Alarm: Hello everyone! You've woken up, so here's some relaxing music.
(Music Start)
Tom: You won't like my axe! *swings*
(India jumps up and dodges it, then starts hitting Tom with a chappal.)
Buck: And you won't like my lasers! *shoots*
(The laser bounces off an invisible surface.)
Buck: Huh? What was that?
(The laser explodes.)
Nommanic: *leaning against the wall* I haven't told anybody yet, but I also have E.S.P. In my case, it's manipulating objects...
Explorers: When's breakfast?
(Sapphire starts singing.)
Sapphire: Sugar, sugar...
(Russia runs to Buck with a bottle of fermented potatoes.)
Sapphire: O that night, in your embrace...
(Buck trickshots the bottle of fermented potatoes with his arm, one shard of glass passing between his hands.)
Sapphire: When you stole away the keys...
(Buck's head gets chappaled.)
Sapphire: ...my heart held on to so tight.
(Russia gets two more bottles of fermented potatoes and thrusts them into Tom and Buck's mouths.)
Sapphire: Pleasure-
*bang*
Sapphire: AAAH!!
Ruby: S-Sorry! My h-hand slipped!
Sapphire: *resuming* But a fleeting melody...
(India catches Tom and Buck off-guard and chappals them.)
Sapphire: It wraps itself around me...
(Tom and Buck fall.)
Sapphire: ...and now through the air I fly...
(Tom and Buck spit out the vodka and try to get up.)
Sapphire: Woh... woh...
(India puts anvils on Tom and Buck.)
Sapphire: Burning on in my heart, fire...
(Her silk hat bursts into flames. She is a little surprised, but resumes singing.)
Sapphire: Burn my love away, all away.
(Tom and Buck jump up from the ground.)
Sapphire: Like a bullet-
*bang*
Saphhire: -of love, fire...
(Tom and Buck start attacking India and Russia.)
Sapphire: Take my life away, all away-
(Tom axes Sapphire.)
Yellow: Dang. This was NOT how it was supposed to turn out...
(Yellow revives Sapphire.)
Sapphire: *resuming* Guitar, guitar...
(India and Russia are knocked to the ground.)
Sapphire: Up together, to the sky......
(Everyone applauds Sapphire.)

Mimi: *walking in* Guys, you have six more "teammates."

YoshiLOVER: Hey guys
Mercury: Hii
Boyfriend: Hii!!
Pico: Hi!
Canada: Hii!
USA: Wassup guys, got any KFC?
Opulent: Uh oh, this isn't good...
Blue: Huh?
(Opulent whispers to Mimi and Explorers.)
Mimi: Wait, what?
Explorers: *tackles Boyfriend*
(Music Change)
Boyfriend: Beep boop be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!?!?!?
Pico: Beep bop bee bop?
Boyfriend: Beep! Bop bap beep boo boop!
(Pico nods and pulls a gun to shoot Explorers with. It misses and hits Opulent instead.)
Opulent: OW! ...(but this is totally expected...)
(Opulent grabs Boyfriend's arm and swings him to the ground. Pico retaliates by shooting Opulent, but his gun explodes, creating a hole in the floor.)
Canada: Oh, okay...
(Canada and USA simultaneously attack Tom and Buck.)
YoshiLOVER: Guys, what just happened?
Explorer: No idea.
(Tom tries to axe India, misses, and throws said axe a Mimi in frustration, who promptly dodges it. Explorers then kicks off Boyfriend to tackle Tom.)
Alarm: The time is 9:30. The race will start in 30 minutes.
Tom: Who cares about racing at a time like this--?!
Mimi: You know what, everyone hurry up and get ready, NOW!!
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome... to CHEAP CHEAP BEECH!
(They look down at the sapling.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is CHEEP CHEEP BEECH!
(They look at the fishy tree.)
Lakitu: Actually, I meant CHEAP CHEAP BEACH!
(They look at the horrible photoshop track.)
Lakitu: Wait, no. This is the real deal, CHEEP CHEEP BEACH!!!
(They cheer.)
3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start and start drifting.)
Mimi: The racers are approaching the first item box! ...and... Canada throws some syrup ahead! Everyone but Canada dodge it, so USA eats a doggy corn to increase speed!
Lakitu: Now, the racers are approaching the second jump, and it is revealed that Nommanic pulled a Mushroom and Toadette a Golden Mushroom! They are taking huge shortcuts to get in front of the pack and are approaching the third set of-
*CRACK!*
Lakitu: Wow! Everyone-
*CRALACK!*
Mimi: -else seem-
*CRULOOOONG!*
Lakitu: -to have pulled-
*CRABOOOM!!*
Mimi: -pulled lighting strikes-
*BZZZAAAAP*
Lakitu: And are spa-
*CRAKC!*
Mimi: -spamming them!
*CrcracraCRACK!*
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Reporter: ...and the lighting strikes seem to have stopped! This is Johana Sébastien Sillies, reporting from MKPC University.
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Mimi: Toad and Opulent are back to normal size a lap behind! What will-
*CRACK CRACK CRACRACRACK BZAAP*
Lakitu: Oh no! not again!
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Reporter: Recent sightings of the SUPERLIGHTNING strike have caused a MASS FLEEING from Mia's Turnpike!
???: Run for your life, Sebastian!
Sebastian: ...(Is it just me or did this first race already happen and this is a dream? Either way...)
Sébastien: Looks like you win for now...
Opulent: ...(Oh dang. Why am I in Sebastian Kart Season 2 Episode 2 when I'm actually in This is Mario Kart Season 1 Episode 3?)
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Lakitu: THIRD LAP, EVERYONE!!
YoshiLOVER: Huh?
Mercury: What?
YoshiLOVER: Is it just me or did I have a trance just now?
Mercury: Hey, can I ask you something?
YoshiLOVER: Yes?
Mercury: Do you think Isabelle and Sebastian are really a couple?
Opulent: ...(Well, actually, even though I just joined Sebastian Kart, I think Isabelle was encouraging Sebastian at Mia's Turnpike...)
(Music Change)
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???: I'm telling ya, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
???: Fine, fine. Whatever. ... Oops, I'm gonna be late. See you tomorrow...
???: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Opulent: ...(That accursed Boyfriend...)
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???: Where do you think you're going?
???: ...!
???: How dare you do such a vile-
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???: Gotcha. Now listen up and do this carefully... ...
???: No! What do you think... Urk!
???: Heh heh heh. This wouldn't've happened if you cooperated... heh heh heh...
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Opulent: ...(Darn it! What's going on?)
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???: No. Where do YOU think YOU'RE going?
???: Huh?
???: That's right. YOU.
???: Uhh... noooooo...... (No! I can't let this happen! But... I've got to run!)
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???: Admit it! You did it, didn't you?!
???: Uhh... *cough cough*
???: You blew this place up because of what I just stated, correct?!
???: No! It's not... *cough* TRUE!!
???: Admit it! Right now!
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Opulent: ...(Ugh... why did I even KNOW those events-)
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???: Not even the passage of time-
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???: That picture... it was-
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???: You... you saved me-
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Opulent: ...(Argh! Why? Just-)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the last section, and-
Opulent: Think we can switch?
(Opulent and Nommanic switch.)
Mimi: What can be the meaning of this late switch? Can it be that-
(A bullet bill zooms past most of the racers.)
FINISH!!
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???: See? This is how you make a sweet potato!
(Some roars are heard in the background.)
Opulent: Cool! Can I try?
???: Sure! Just be careful you don't burn yourself!
(Two people run in.)
???: HOLD IT! STOP, RIGHT NOW!
(The other person grabs the two girls.)
???: Stay back! D-Don't come any closer!
???: ...! That's my-
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???: ...(Damn it! I got seperated from the pack! Nowhere to run... I've got to find something!)
(The Shy Guy in question continues fleeing from a group of Yoshis.)
???: ...! (It that? A spear I spy? I've got to try to get to it...)
(The Shy Guy pulls the spear from a fellow dead Shy Guy and attempts to defend himself. He gets flown into the air, along with the spear.)
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(The spear flies into the kidnapper's back, who drops the two girls.)
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Opulent: ... (What is going on? Wait... oh no...) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh?!
(Opulent swiftly walks back to the building.)
GamerGuy: I wonder what's up.
Lakitu: Mimi! You've got the scores?
Mimi: Wait just one second... Oh no! I wrote them in the sand, but the tide washed them away! All I remember is that Toad got first, Nommanic second, and Boyfriend third!
Pico: Well. What do you think, Mimi?
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Explorers: Did you just say what I heard you say?
(Explorers punches Pico, and everyone starts fighting.)
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP THE TIME IS 6:00 PLEASE HEAD TO THE CAFETERIA
Mimi: Okay guys, STOP NOW and let's get to the cafeteria.
(They head to the cafeteria.)
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*riing riiing riiing*
???: Who could that be? *picks up phone* Hello, Cinnamon Folloreht- ... Huh?! ... You're not seriously gonna... ... ...okay, fine. I'll try to get there as soon as possible. *hangs up*

Season 1
   Episode 3
       Cheap Cheap Beech
           THE END

...to be continued...

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Season 1 Episode 2

Yoshi wioll haven fall off

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9178269

*riiing riiing riiing*
Woodboy: What was that?!
(Music Start)
Nommanic: Huh? What just-
*riiing riiing riiing*
India: It's a fire!
Explorer: Let's get out of here already!
(Everyone runs out of the bunks.)

Toadette: I don't like the bad feeling I'm getting...
Nommanic: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
(Everyone looks where Nommanic was pointing.)
Explorers: It's Mimi! And she's being held hostage!
*riiing riiiing riiing*
Nommanic, Kevin, Stella, Opulent, and Diamond: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Explorers: Uh oh, there's more.
(Gold is being held at knifepoint by a random girl-)
Random Girlfriend: You couldn't give them my first name? Or even just have them say, "Gold's girlfriend?" Nooooo... it had to be "some random girlfriend!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
*riiiing riiing riiing*
Nommanic: Hey, that knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
(Gold is being held at knifepoint by his (former) girlfriend.)
Girlfriend: That's better.
(Buck and Tom walk in.)
Tom: Hey, I heard a fire alarm. What just ha...ppeeennnneeeedddd...?
*riiing riiing riiing*
(He stares at the hostages.)
Nommanic and Opulent: I hope you don't mind asking, but you just got a crush on *whispers*, right?
Tom: Uh, uh, uuuhhh
Nommanic and Opulent: I knew it.
*riing riiing riiinng*
Tom: Wait but I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING! *tackles Nommanic*
(Kevin, GamerGuy, Hunter, Harper, and Opulent stand straight up and start fighting...)
Tom: You will REGRET WHAT YOU SAID!! Hiya- YAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!
Opulent: Pyrokinesis. You didn't expect that in the least.
*riiing riiing riiiing*
Kevin: Hold up! We have more important problems!
Tom: ...fffiiinnneee...
*riing riiing rii-*
India: Like, what just happened?
Explorers: A fire. What else?
Nommanic: The fire... ... ...is right there! *points*
Explorers: ...but I don't see it...
Nommanic: Oh, right. You're not wearing glasses. Follow me! *runs*
(Everyone follows.)
Kevin: Woah. What happened?
Nommanic: Let's see... their bunk somehow caught on fire. Uhh is this a flint and steel here?
Everyone else: Yes, it is.
Explorers: But what is going on here? Because-
???: YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Blue: ...! That blood-curdling scream came from the hall!
(Everyone runs outside.)
Mimi: W-wait! B-but why do you need to hold ME hostage!
???: Very well. I will explain. But first, they need to be removed.
Everyone: Wait, what?
*bang*
Opulent: Ou-OUCH!!
*bang*
India: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kaboom*
???: What was that?!
Opulent: *holding onto the wall* That... was an exploding pistol.
???: Wait, you mean- OH NO!!
Kirby: *floating in* Hiiiii!! What's going... ... ...on...
Bandanna Dee: Uhh...
Red: Welcome! We have a little... problem here and hope that we can solve it as soon as possible! Good night!
Blue: You have to get used to her-
Red: Anyways! The situation is currently very under control! Go, Stanley!
(A pink Stanley water bottle is pulled from her bag.)
Blue: ...fine. Purified Great Value's also gonna join in the fun.
(A Great Value Purified Drinking Water is pulled from HIS bag.)
Nommanic *to Bandanna Dee* Is that a spear that you got?
*sqruiiiiiiiiiiiirtz*
Bandanna Dee: Oh right it's called a spear.
Buck: ...?
(The two water bottles extinguish the flames.)
Lakitu: *bursting in* Hey guys! The race is about to start!
Everyone: Wait, what?

(...the start of the race...)
Lakitu: Everyone! 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
(Everyone gets a rocket start.)
Kevin: Huh? What's this? Yoshis... Other...
(Kevin and Hunter go to the right side labeled "Yoshis", but everyone else goes to the left side labeled "Other". Kevin, Stella, Harper and Hunter fall down the falls.)
Kevin: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(Music Change)
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, and Nommanic: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Opulent: That is dangerous. I think imma go get some marshmallows.
Nommanic: OH COME ON!
(Each driver hops out of their karts and gets marshmallows.)
GamerGirl, Nommanic, and Russia: ...fine we'll bring them.
(The racers approach the second set of boxes, and crash into an invisible wall.)
Everyone: WHAAAAAT?!?!?
(The racers go below the bridge.)
Buck: Ugh... This is... Haaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrdddddddd...... *falls down*
Lakitu: Meanwhile, everyone else is heading to the second lap! Tom and Buck are close behind, though... and Tom is eating marshmallows! They switch, so Buck drives. And everyone is now officially in the second lap! Everyone goes for other... but it was a trap! Everyone falls. As they recover...
Tom: Wait. I'm getting biriyani.
India: Wait, what?
(Tom gets some... cheetos for everyone to enjoy.)
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Opulent, and Kirby: Okay first we have marshmallows now we have cheetos WHAT IS GOING ON
(Everyone but them eat the cheetos.)
India: YOU LIAR!
Lakitu: ...and everyone resumes karting! Tom pulls an ax, throws it... and... creates a portal.
Kirby: Cool! Portal-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
India: It's do or die! Let's go in!
(Everyone jumps... and lands in the exact same position. Garfield gets lasagna.)
Everyone: Oh no not again.
(Everyone but Odie and Garfield resume karting.)
Lakitu: ...meanwhile, the racers are approaching the last lap! They go half-half... and all of them fall into the water!
Explorers: Okay, now what are we supposed to do now?
Mimi: *from above* Hey guys! You're supposed to swim the last lap!
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
(Music Change)
Explorers: ...cool music.
Lakitu: ...and the swimmers swim to the second item box set! Tom pulls an ax again, and throws it backwards at the box! He pulls... a golden mushroom, and now he is going through the boost section and gets first!
Tom: *smirks* Nice. I know this will impress-
Mimi: And Explorers decides to go for the item, even though he is in third! He pulls a bomb, and throws it backward to hit Nommanic! Now, Explorers and Explorer-
(They blush.)
Stella: Uh oh... I feel sick now...
Lakitu: WAIT WHAT
Mimi: Huh?
Lakitu: Wait, Kevin and Stella both finished BEFORE BUCK AND TOM!!
(Music Change)
Tom: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Here, take this! *throws grenade*
Nommanic and Opulent: Wait, what?
(The grenade explodes.)
Lakitu: ...and everyone finishes, except for Garfield and Odie.

Mimi: Hey Nommanic and Opulent can I have a quick word with you?
(She pulls them to a side room.)
Mimi: Since you lost, you have to play, uhh, one of the songs in this episode for everyone else this night.
Nommanic: No problem! We both play viola. Do we use our own instruments or do we use the stadium's?
Mimi: Uhh you can do either one of these-
Nommanic: Great! *teleports* ... I'm back.
(He gives one of the violas to Opulent.)
Mimi: Oh, and feel free to have anyone not in this fanfic play an instrument. Oh, and I'll be playing the drums. Just so you know.
(Music Change)
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Harper: Huh? What's this?
Hunter: It reads, "Tonight, at the cafeteria: Music Show."
Nommanic: ...
GamerGuy: *to Nommanic* hey where did you hide that MKW?
Nommanic: *whispering back* in the bathroom cabinet. But I can't play tonight.
(GamerGuy goes & gets "il mondo di Mario Kart" )
Fireboy: Look! THEY HAVE MARIO KART WORLD! CHARGE!!
GamerGuy: Uhh guys I think we can share.
Opulent: *to Nommanic* they're completely focused on Mario Kart World.
(They head for the cafeteria.)

Sometime later...
Mimi: Hey everyone! It's time for that show in that flyer!
Everyone: YAY!!
(Everyone heads to the cafeteria.)

The performance; listen to it for a while, but close the other tab for music: https://www.beepbox.co/player/#song=9n51sbkal00e07t1Ma7g0fj07r1i0o43333T1v0u91f10l7q8121d35AbF6B8Q28c0Pb745E179T1v2u91f10l7q8121d35AbF6B8Q28c0Pb745E179T1v3u92f30o21962pcq0x10w02d16A8F4B3Qd107P5a93E2b9639T1v1u92f30o21962pcq0x10w02d16A8F4B3Qd107P5a93E2b9639T1v2u40f0qwx10r511d08A4F2B6Q0068Pf624E2b676T4v0uf0f0q011z6666ji8k8k3jSBKSJJAArriiiiii07JCABrzrrrrrrr00YrkqHrsrrrrjr005zrAqzrjzrrqr1jRjrqGGrrzsrsA099ijrABJJJIAzrrtirqrqjqixzsrAjrqjiqaqqysttAJqjikikrizrHtBJJAzArzrIsRCITKSS099ijrAJS____Qg99habbCAYrDzh00E0b4zhmu000000h8x4z0000014y4ic000004zhmu000000id5pU0000014h8yc00000p29ZBWqf8U0LEwieCCWCGKiBZdhvhmhM41ihRlO4LEJbW80zFFJFGHAFvjknQlAtddA1jlnjnW39LM39FKGGGFGHAuqOGYP9FJw879OGXe8I0LM39FwaGGGqGVbCIGLcOqrqGGCrnM0rd7EAaCi-CqpbWpFALFCCi_842Ci-CqpbWpFALFCCi_haCi-yqpbWpFALsSLNewFJv85556gkkkq553dHYm2PnU80LE1bTdvPe5XSLVGQy_IQbWbbU40LSHgb-hELE0bYCubZCHib-PgLEILSpMLQ2qILUxfy_g9bYWGbZCrhb-rty_sELPg0kR_f4lC5_k-g5_4w5-j81vIRqhvPqInXAB-heBXdHU0czjhZgc0hRkM97jjtjlp9ieSGIzGFI8U20F8WGV2hO5dV7lj04tddRdlAB8XqGOeGCMzFFJwaqGWq_gpc1w6jjtllljln8YRBlVCjjr0gejBlSsho1vw6jj0lllkRlOndplupAQSRll9Jv0FEPx704t97ihQAt97ihQAtPhAxE6qcCnJ7FXlIQvcYplsjf5VtYjf6ln4PNunv4PNBlNcYpBTNcYMeHklicD_wn__R9TB5RAA001v__llFQTuig005__WUtuLnHRWZuKDkPcPcw

(Cyan part is Opulent, Yellow is Nommanic, Orange is Esoteric, Green is Cinnamon, Drums is Mimi, and Pink is Phanto)

---After---the---performance---

Cinnamon: Oh, and if anyone asks, it was all *points at Mimi* HER idea.
(Explorers and Explorer clap louder than everyone else.)
Opulent: That's it. The end. Bye bye, except that we are still in the Mario Kart Group.
(Everyone goes back to the bunks.)
Mimi: Wait! I forgot to list the winners!
Explorers: Uh oh. Can't you remember them, at all?
Mimi: Uhh no I can't.
Explorers:
Stella:

Season 1
   Episode 2
       Yoshi wioll haven fall off
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 1 Episode 1
Orange Bowl of Mushroom Soup (sponsoredbybikesforbulborbs)

Music: (go to the prelude to find out how to use this link) https://objection.lol/objection/9027318

(The locker room...)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lakitu: Okay. Get your karts and be on the track... ...within 15 minutes! Oh, and one more thing:
The MarioKartGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The karting race will begin in 15 minutes. Line up at the start. The karting speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] Remember to kart in a pro manner, and kart as good as possible.
Explorers: ...uhh what?
Nommanic, Opulent, Kevin, and Stella: What?! You've never done the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test? It's a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues!
Lakitu: *ahem* Anyways, this lady will be helping me with the refereeing.
Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, and you will have to wait an hour longer. Something just happened and it's bad.
Woodboy: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
Garfield: *pats him* Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Woodboy: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
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Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Mimi. My favorite food is meat.
Nommanic: What kind? Chicken? Pork? Beef? Sausage? Pepperoni? Lamb? Mutton? Artificial? Veal? Venison? Goat? Turkey? Thanksgiving Turkey? Duck? Geese? Pheasant? Falcon? Vulture? Frog? Toad? Quail? Salmon? Fried or Sushi? Tuna? Cod? Fish and Chips? Seal? Seal Liver? ...(Don't eat it 'cuz you'll get a vitamin overdose and die)- Bear? Panda Bear? Raccoon? Dinosaur? Elephant? Mammoth? Crab? Lobster? Synthetic Salmon? Cat tongues? Ham? Chicken breast? Chicken Liver? Pig kidney? Synthetic Pepperoni? Pepperoni with extra black pepper? Ham with flatbread, pineapple, cheese, and tomato sauce?
Mimi: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Uhh............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Lakitu: *bursting in* Hey guys, just a reminder that you have 10 more minutes-
Odie: Well nice to meet you Mimi! I know you like MY meat!
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Garfield: You're really bad at making dirty jokes.
Explorers: Unbelievable.

(10 minutes later, at the start line.)
Explorer: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Explorers: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
Opulent: Hey, you know, I can hear what you're saying. Oh, and good luck with that. You're nowhere in her league. Remember, 12 years ago, Two friends were arguing about her. It's all in "How to Win a Race," if you want to learn more.
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(Explorers and Explorer both tackle Opulent.)
Toad: Someone get security!!
(Opulent jumps up from the ground and kicks Explorer's left.)
Explorers: How dare you! Time to teach you that the bad guys always lose! *uses invisibility flower*
Opulent: *focusing on Explorers* Uhh hey just so ya know, I know where you are. We might be on opposite sides... ...but we're both playing the same game.
Lakitu: Hey everyone! It's time to start the Mushroom Cup! You will be racing with the team known as...
THE PRO KARTERS
Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, and Opulent: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: Oh and one more thing Hunter and Harper just joined.
Hunter: Hi!
Harper: Hi-
(GamerGuy lounges at them and knocks Harper off her feet.)
Nommanic and Kevin: Uuuuhhh.........
Toadette: Someone get MORE security!
Nommanic: GUYS! The war was settled 24 years ago already- WAAAARGK!!
Hunter: I don't care! He is a Shy Guy and- EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Th-the bow is BURNING!!
Toad and Toadette: SOMEONE GET SECURITY-
(The ground goes into the air and flattens Hunter and Harper like a Thwomp.)
GamerGuy: T H A T I S W H A T Y O U D E S E R V E .
Hunter: Oww... what just happened?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans.
Lakitu: Racers! Get into yer positions!

3 2 1 GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a rocket start.)
Everyone but Kevin and Stella: WAIT WHY ARE THERE BIKES FOR BULBORBS SIGNS EVERYWHERE
Kevin: Uhh we need every coin we can get.
Lakitu: Alright! We have the Sillies:
Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, a random girlfriend, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, and Pearl!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: We have the OG Nones:
Nommanic and Opulent!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the NG Nones:
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Kevin, and Stella!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the Non-Nones:
Explorers, Explorer, Woodboy, Fireboy, India, Russia, Garfield, Odie, Hunter, and Harper!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: And finally, we have the best of the best...
THE PRO KARTERS
(The audience cheers.)
The Nones: Hey! How dare you!
Lakitu: As the racers approach the first turn, Pro Karter #2 pulls a shock!
(The audience cheers when he uses it.)
Nommanic: What?! A shock at first? ... a banana. (Not much use, anyway.)- *gets shot with an arrow* OOOWWW!!!
Harper: See ya, sucker-
(In one swift motion, Opulent jumps out of the kart and swings Harper into the ground while setting the her kart on fire.)
Toad: Someone get security!
Toadette: Oh! A golden mushroom!
Lakitu: And Toadette pulls a stupid golden mushroom- OW! I GOT A SHOCK!
Stella: ...it was worth it.
Kevin: And don't you dare insult a Toad or Toadette again.
(The crowd boos.)
Fireboy: A flame bomb... I'll see what I can do with this.
(He throws the bomb and hits 17 out of the 30 Pro Karters. The crowd boos.)
Pro Karter #12: That almost hit me!
Pro Karter #4: That is what you deserve.
Pro Karter #12: Hey! How dare you! Hiyah!
(The Pro Karters start fighting.)
Leader: Don't you dare start! Into the office after this race!
Lakitu: Pro Karters 1 to 12 and their Leader are in first, with Opulent and Nommanic in stinkin- second place- AAARGH! THE CLOUD IS BURNING!
(The crowd boos Opulent.)
Lakitu: Wh-while Toad and Toadette are in stupid third- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Stella: You'll regret it.
Lakitu: M-meanwhile th-the racers a-are approaching the third item box.
Nommanic: Nice, a mushroom!
Lakitu: And Nommanic, by blind luck- YAAAAARGH!! -anyways! He p-pulls a mushroom and drives through Pro Karters #5 to #12! The racers and approaching the underpass section, but Opulent and Nommanic seem to be fainting!
*fomp*
(Music Change)
GamerGirl: Huh? What just happen-
*fomp*
*fomp*
Woodboy: Uhh...
*fomp*

*fomp*
*fomp*

Lakitu: Meanwhile, it appears that everyone but the Pro Karters are fainting! That is why they are called Pro Karters!
(The crowd cheers.)
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Explorers: *coming to* *cough cough* Wh-what just happened? ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
Yellow: Hold up. I'll help.
(Yellow psychically helps the others regain consciousness.)
Russia: Что только что произошло?
Explorer: Uhh the rest of us don't speak Russian.
India: मुझे लगता है हम सब बेहोश हो गए थे। (I think we all just fainted.)
Russia: Водка! Где моя водка?
Woodboy: Uhh I don't have any Vodka.
Russia: Вот моя водка! *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*
Nommanic: Uhh I don't think you should drink that much alcohol in a race.
*glug glug glug*
Opulent: I don't think he hears what you're saying.
*glug glug*
Toad: Wait! He's only 15! Someone get security!
Garfield: Oh! Lasagna! *munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: Hey guys...
*munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: When do we get back to racing?
*munch munch munch munch munch*
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we can get back to racing now...
India: *hitting Russia* Hey! We need to get back to racing NOW!
(Everyone but Garfield and Odie resume karting.)
Odie: *woof woof!* (Hey! Stop eating that lasagna!)
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
GamerGuy: Oh, no. I hate this track.
Mimi: Welcome... to Broken Pier!
Woodboy: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there.
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Nommanic: Guys, the Pro Karters are already approaching the third lap.
Green: I'll take care of them.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear. )
Pro Karter #10: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Hush.
GamerGuy: Uhh hey Nommanic think we can switch places?
(Nommanic switches with GamerGirl.)
GamerGuy: That's better. Thanks!
(Everyone gets to the end.)
Explorer: Now what?
Kevin: I dunno.
Green: Hold up...
(Green makes the Pro Karters fall, then Yellow resets the track for everyone else, who go through the lap line again.)
Lap 3/3
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Mimi: Welcome... to Bowser's Castle I!
Odie: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there- OW! Who dropped that-
*munch munch munch*
Odie: ...rrriiiggghhhttt... it was YOU!
*munch munch*
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Woodboy: Hey! Let's get back to karting!
Everyone: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(Everyone gets back to karting.)
Explorers: The Pro Karters are coming!
Green: Let me help.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear again, so does the road before them. Meanwhile, everyone else is finishing the race.)
Mimi: And finish! The rankings are:
1. GamerGuy
2. Opulent
3. Toad
4. Woodboy
5. Kevin
6. Explorers-
Explorers and Explorer: Aww...
Stella: I think I'm about to throw up...

Did not finish:
Pro Karters: 30
Garfield

GamerGuy + 46
Opulent + 44
Toad + 42
Woodboy + 40
Kevin + 38
Explorers + 37-

Explorers and Explorer: Aww! Mimi...!
Stella:
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(Music Change)
Explorers: So, what did you think of the race?
Nommanic: What are you keeping your eye on- OW! YOU SLAPPED ME!
(Opulent, Hunter, Harper, GamerGuy, and Kevin all immediately stand up and start fighting.)
Explorers: Hey! How dare you! *tries to punch Opulent*
Hunter: One Step Ahead Hunter, never misses, as long as he is one step ahead-
Nommanic: -which he is not.
(Hunter shoots and misses.)
Hunter: No!
(The fight continues...)
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(3 hours later...)
Explorers: *pant* -so, what is going on now?
Opulent *glancing at Poketch* spent three whole hours fighting.
Mimi: Hey, racers! It's dinnertime! So basically the daily routine is you go to the cafeteria and choose what you'll eat. Then, you go to your bunks and eat at the table.
(They go to the cafeteria.)

(They are heading back to their bunks.)
Kevin: Hey, do you know where Stella is?
Nommanic: Haven't seen her. I'll try... what was it again sis?
Opulent: I think it's... 192-051-2121
*riiing riiing riiing*
Kevin: Where were you? We're already going to the bunks! ... WAIT WHAT ... ah ok. *hangs up* She's already there.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
(Music Change)

(In the room...)
Mimi: No worries, by the way. We have enough for everyone. That is, unless you want to share.
(Everyone groans.)
Explorer: Well I would like to share a bed with Mimi!! OMG!!
Stella: *cough* Ugh... *cough cough*
Mimi: ...A-anyways! These are the bunks!
Woodboy: I call top bunk!
Nommanic: Hey! I was gonna take that!
Explorer: I take bottom bunk- Hey! How did you get there first?!
Toad: Hey everyone! I brought Mario Kart Wii!
Everyone else: Yeayah!
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure guys don't know this, but it's dangerous to say "Yeayah."
GamerGuy: *in low voice* hey Nommanic and Stella. I brought Mario Kart World.
Nommanic: *whispering back* It's on.
Fireboy: They have Mario Kart World! CHAAARRGE!!!
Nommanic: Quick! I'll hide it in the lavatory! *runs in* ...this place worked last time. Done!
Mimi: Hey guys a reminder eat or your dinner will be cold.
Woodboy: Oh forget Mario Kart. DINNER'S READY!
(Toad and Toadette eat Mushrooms, Kevin and Stella eat fish, Explorers eats... something he brought. Explorer eats vegetables and buds, and Woodboy and Fireboy eat nothing. They are dead, after all. India eats biryani, and Russia drinks Vodka. GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Hunter, and Harper eat Yoshi's Island fruits. Garfield eats lasagna, and Odie eats french fries. Opulent eats two slices of pizza.)
Explorers: Hey guys! Time for Truth or Dare!
Everyone: YEAYAH!
Nommanic: ...what did I just say...?
Explorers: Okay, GamerGuy! Truth or Dare?
GamerGuy: Dare!
Explorers: Go get a snack for me somewhere.
(GamerGuy groans & goes get green guacamole.)
Explorers: Wha- WHAT IS THIS STUPID GREEN CREAM?!?
Nommanic: Careful there. You might accidentally make Hispanic enemies.
Explorers: ...whatever. Kevin. Truth or Dare?
Kevin: Dare.
Explorers: Go give each girl in the group a hug.
Stella: *cough cough* Ugh... maybe I had too much tuna...
(Kevin goes and hugs Stella, Opulent, GamerGirl, and Mimi, in that order. He is about to hug Harper, when-)
Nommanic: -hey! Harper may be pink, but who's to say he isn't a boy?
Harper: How... how did you know that?
Nommanic: *ignoring the question* Next, Explorers.
Explorers: You, Opulent.
Opulent: Dare!
Explorers: Do a backflip.
Opulent DS Lites work well, don't they? *does a backflip except that she smoothly lands on her back* There.
Explorers: Okay, one more. Explorer!
Explorer: Uhh, Truth!
Explorers: Is it true you like Mimi, based on what you said earlier?
Explorer: Uhh, yes.
Everyone: KISS KISS KISS!
(Explorer and Mimi lean in and kiss.)
Stella: Uh oh...

...to be continued...

Season 1
   Episode 1
       Orange Bowl of Mushroom Soup (sponsoredbybikesforbulborbs)
           THE END

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*sigh* Here comes the prelude. Don't get to do this often...

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Season 1 Prelude
Mario Kart Dual Screen Double Dash.

Lakitu: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... to
THIS IS MARIO KART: SEASON 1 PRELUDE: MARIO KART DUAL SCREEN DOUBLE DASH!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, introducing our "official" racers...
Red and Blue!
Green and Yellow!
Gold and a random girlfriend!
Silver and Crystal!
Ruby and Sapphire!
Diamond and Pearl!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: To start the season, let's have a race on Figure-8 Circuit!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You know the deal. Are you ready?

THREE
TWO
ONE
GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a lemon start.)
Lakitu: Aww... bad to see that happen. Now, the racers are recovering and speeding to the first turn! They grab their items, with Blue and Red in first, Silver and Crystal in second, and Ruby and Sapphire in third! Everyone else is clawing for fourth! Crystal pulled a whip, and-
*crack!*
Lakitu: -and manages to hit Blue and Red with it! Now, Silver and Crystal are in first, with Ruby and Sapphire in second! Blue starts powersliding and bumps into Ruby! Meanwhile, Yellow pulled a heavy weight and threw it at Blue and Red! But it missed!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Pearl pulls a triple mushroom, and advances to third, knocking Ruby out of the way and stealing his gun! Pearl shoots at Silver with it...
...and hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Silver drops to fifth, while Green and Yellow switch. They are at the second lap now! Green pulls an explosion, and throws it to the front of the pack! Kaboom!
(The crowd cheers.)
Yellow is in first place, with Silver in second place. Crystal pulls a whip, again, and lashes forward! It hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the third item box now... but the random GF pulled a shock from the second item box and uses it!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Now, the rankings are Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else clawing... for third. Sapphire pulls a knife, and throws it at Gold's kart, but misses!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Now, we are in the third lap!!
(Music Change)
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The rankings are: Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else in third. Red pulls a mushroom... ...drops back... ...and knocks everyone around him out!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Green and Yellow switch again... and Green pulls an explosive! She throws it backward, and hits the back of the pack!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: As they are recovering, Pearl pulls a piece of candy- NO WAIT DON'T EAT IT!
(The crowd murmurs in surprise.)
Lakitu: Anyways, it seems like Pearl also pulled a Triple Shroom, and gets to third! Blue and Red switch, and Blue pulls a gun at the last turn! He uses it, and it hits Diamond! Now, Pearl and Diamond have to switch, and Red uses this chance to steal back third! Now, Sapphire pulls a Mushroom, and Crystal pulls a Whip. Who is mightier: the mushroom or the whip? We will find out soon enough. Meanwhile, Green finishes first, Gold second, Red third, and Pearl fourth! Now the moment of truth...
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: THE MUSHROOM WINS!!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: Sapphire used the mushroom, stole the Whip, and lashed back!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: The final rankings are:
1. Green and Yellow
2. Gold and the random GF
3. Red and Blue
4. Pearl and Diamond
5. Ruby and Sapphire
6. Silver and Crystal.

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THE END

Edit: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO SUBMIT A CHARACTER. I'll just try to ease him or her in.

*sighs* Alright guys... it's time for a new fanfic. A lot of fanfics have been popping up recently, but most of them are just some variation on Mario Kart. I want to do something different and unique. I hereby present:

This Is Mario Kart
!!!Notice!!!
You must, along with your submission, add a Double Dash partner, special item, special abilities if you want, and AGE. (If you don't have a DD partner you can just make an opposite-gender character to your normal fanfic character {Like GamerGuy and GamerGirl}) YOU MUST ALSO INCLUDE PERSONALITY AND COLOUR. Note that you can SUBMIT AS MANY CHARACTERS AS YOU WANT. Also, I want to experiment with something I call pair groups. For example:

Nommanic and Nashatra: Wait, so we're supposed to say the exact same thing?
Kevin and Stella: ...you just did.
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
Phanto and Opulent: ...and at the exact same time.
GamerGuy and GamerGirl: Wait have you noticed in each pair group the male character is written first?
Phanto and Opulent: Yeah, but the writer of this dialouge (@OCM) decided to change it from "Opulent and Phanto:" to "Phanto and Opulent:" to fit that pattern, even though "Opulent and Phanto:" sounds better. (To him, at least.)

Examples (Taken straight from TSA {The Silly Adventures})

Red
Tends to ignore people she doesn't like (for example Blue) but is talkative when around people she likes (Green or Yellow)
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Chancla
Special Abilities: Flying. Not that it does much, but it allows her to dodge practically everything.
DD Partner: Blue
Age: 39
Blue
Tends to ignore offending remarks, glares at anything he doesn't like (ads, Red, Chain Chomps), and tends to correct people.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Gun. It doesn't kill.
Special Abilities: None
DD Partner: Red
Age: 39
Green:
Shy, but talkative around friends (Red, Blue, Yellow).
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Explosion!
Special Abilities: Property destroying telekinesis.
DD Partner: Yellow
Age: 18
Yellow:
Shy, talkative around friends, same as Green
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Heavy Weight to swing around.
Special Abilities: Healing Kinetic Powers.
DD Partner: Green
Age: 18
(This is a rather long list, isn't it?)
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid imbecile. He tends to find random girlfriends and break up in a week or two.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Paintbrush. Doesn't do much, but can be useful sometimes.
Special Powers: None
DD Partner: Random GF
Age: 40
Random GF
Not much to say
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: None
Special Powers: None
DD Partner: Gold
Age: 25 (rather a large gap, isn't it?)
Silver
Has an EXTREMELY low opinion of everyone... except his daughter, Crystal
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Snap. It makes other people distracted.
Special Abilities: Intimidation. What else?
DD Partner: Crystal
Age: 72
Pair Group: Crystal
Crystal
Has a VERY low opinion of others, and wants to be perfect like her dad.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Whip, Hunting-Crop, Ridling-Crop.
Special Abilities: Intimidation.
DD Partner: Silver
Age: 25
Pair Group: Silver
Ruby
A Detective, Serious, and an EXTREMELY LOUD VOICE.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Gun, what else?
Special Abilities: LOUD VOICE, OBVIOUSLY.
DD Partner: Sapphire
Age: 34
Sapphire
A Detective, but likes to play around. Part-time job as a talented magician
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Knife that can't kill if aimlessly thrown. Unfortunately, she is good at throwing it to kill other karts.
Special Ability: Stage Magic
DD Parter: Ruby
Age: 27
Pair Group: Diamond
Diamond
She has some "powers" that nobody believes in.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Don't eat it, Ruby! That's NOT CANDY!!
Special Powers: Necromancy
DD Partner: Pearl
Age: 30
Pair Group: Sapphire
Pearl
She also has some "powers," the same as Diamonds. She has some radical views and a very powerful slap.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: I said, DON'T EAT IT! It's NOT CANDY!
Special Abilities: Powerful Slap
DD Partner: Diamond
Age: 21
That's it for the Official Characters, now for my personal characters:
Nommanic Folloreht
Similar to Nashatra's if she joins, (snarky and sarcastic), but also pedantic and nonchalant. He feels an urge to correct people. His favorite Pokemon are Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem, Hisuian Electrode, Alolan Exeggutor, and Alolan Marowak.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: TM, allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below.
Special Abilities: Reverse Drifting (obviously), OOB cuts, and the ability to constantly pull mushrooms at first place.
DD Partner: Opulent
Age: 25
Pair Group: Nashatra if she joins.

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
She is Nommanic's older sister, and overall has a nonchalant personality. However, she is incredibly serious when racing or battling.
Kart: Dry Bomber, but can use any kart from MKDS with a high handling stat.
Special Item: Fireball, Iceball, or Explosive. The Fireball is fired and knocks opponents back, the Iceball is fired and freezes opponents, and the Explosive explodes after a 3 second delay.
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis and Mind Reading.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 28
Pair Group: Phanto if he joins.

Character list:

Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007:

The first song I made. Why not share it?
(The purple ring tells you which parts are completed.)

It's okay if you didn't know. (Now you do.) Just... delete the topic.

Someone else already answered the CM question, but I'll answer it again:

QM stands for the Quick Mode track builder, which is the go-to maker for

-- creativity (QM: Done Right)

-- hot garbage (idk. put something here, i guess?)

-- meme tracks (67)

Take That! *presents tier list*


A explanation: Mushrooms give you speed boosts and if you pull them, you can take shortcuts and you will probably in the race if you pulled a shroom in first. Bullet bill also increases your speed.

B explanation: They're pretty good, and can get you a lead. For the poison mushroom, if someone gets hit, they become small and lose their speed.

C: Explanation: They work, but are often useless. The person in front of you can just block it, and the blue shell doesn't do much, except change who gets first. The triple banana isn't THAT good, mainly because bananas aren't good.

D Explanation: Green shells are mostly useless because you are just as likely to snipe yourself as snipe someone else. The banana isn't that good, and the fib is only good if you throw it after a cannon. The blooper works, but doesn't do much.

F Explanation: The bomb only works if you snipe it, the green shell only works if you snipe it, the mega mushroom gets spun out by the bullets and stars, and I never used the dark shell, but targeting last doesn't seem like a good item.

I made sure to only put 4 in each row, so this isn't exactly an accurate representation of my opinion.

Once again people forget to use the color red when they go off-topic. Also, that is true. I can safely complete DS RR without falling, but most people can't.

DUDE STOP REACTING TO MY OLD MESSAGES OKAY?!?!?

It's gotta be Yoshi Valley for MK64. It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo confusing.
Edit: @EHS1234p and @penne For your information, it is considered bad from to react to old forum posts. Please refrain from performing this same action in the future.
@WeegeeWogic @LOWERTHEPRICES STOP REACTING TO OLD MESSAGES!!!

Take that! *presents control scheme*

Hello! Welcome to the wonderful word of Mario Kart PC!

I'm @OCM, a 'good' reverse drifter, and also @-GamerGuy-'s friend.  Some people I know include (I probably missed someone but whatever): @WorldRecord, @Proudster, @AustriaFromPWA, @--T--, @SuperSwimmer, @BlueCore (@BluesDumbAlt), @jay-- @Guiltriper, uhh and more. Just surf the forums to find them.

Respect others, create good tracks, have fun, and reverse drift:




If you want to play competitively or do time trials, USING DAISY STATS IS KEY. Either use Daisy or use a custom character with MAX acceleration and handling stats. This lets you charge mini-turbos faster, which give you a speed boost.

As for me, I like making tracks, doing TTs (time trials), and writing fanfics. You won't need to sign up for them because your brother already signed YOU up. I like Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick, and Pokemon...



Acronyms that MKPCians use:

MKPC: Mario Kart PC

Mod: Moderator of the site

DM: Direct Messages (?)



QM: The Quick Mode Track Creator, or A Quick Mode Track.

CM: Complete Mode Track Creator, OR A Complete Mode Track.

RD: Reverse Drift