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Ok.
Alolan Raichu (Use normal Raichu if not available)
Steelix
Typhlosion (preferably Hisuian form)
Magikarp
Metapod
Mewtwo

Edit: these are not random as I play Pokemon HG, a Gen IV remake of a Gen II game.

(Yes, this is a report and not a useless message.)


I don't know what the "something really bad" you are talking about is, but maybe it's him saying *****.

Also, he said this in my DMs:



btw I don't think the person I'm quoting right now IS Lakitu/Refridge, I think it's someone with the same IP and a very similar name.

And some more inappropriate / unkind messages after this.

Another person. Registered since february, and decided to join. It should be obvious who I am referring to. Has an inappropriate username.

Season 3 Prologue

OCM: Welcome, to the Silly Adventures: Season 3!

I originally had an idea to make it partially take place in the past, but I scrapped it for... reasons.

Submissions are always open! Make sure to specify if your character is in Sinnoh, Japanifornia, or somewhere else!

Oh, and speaking of which, the character list for...

Sinnoh:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Phanto ???
Lizard
Phantolom
Starfield
Various other characters...

Japanifornia: (Yes, they live there):
Red
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Nommanic
GamerGuy
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella
potter
little potter
Chris

Now, for the actual prologue...

Chris: So... uhh... hi!
All: Hi!
Chris: So, where are we going?
Nommanic: Back to Japanifornia.
Chris: What's Japanifornia?
Nommanic: From an in-universe perspective, it's the town with the '49ers, the gold rush, and Japan culture. From an out-of-universe perspective... *looks at camera* it's California.
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Phanto: Alright, so the plan is--
Opulent: Got it. So, how are you planning to cut down this tree?
Phanto: I dunno...
Opulent: Can't we just collect sticks? ... We CAN make stuff with sticks.
Phanto: ...(okay, I guess that makes sense.)
Opulent: I mean, in something like a wood pickaxe, it's a stick stuck to a bent stick, right?
Phanto: yeah...(I'm stuck. I think I should ask Nommanic through GamerGuy...)
Opulent: It's fine.
(Phanto calls GamerGuy.)
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*riiing riing riiing*
GamerGuy: Hello? ... Hey, Nommanic, Phanto wants to ask you some stuff.
Nommanic: So. What do you want to ask?
Phanto: Where do you think is a good place to settle in Sinnoh?
Nommanic: What?
Phanto: Like, build a house?
GamerGuy: I think he's talking about Minceraft, but I'm not sure.
Nommanic: Hold up. *takes out Pokegear and starts searching* Well... first of all, where are you?
Phanto: I think we're at the easternmost part of Sinnoh...
Nommanic: That's... not exactly good.
Phanto: What do you mean?
Nommanic: The only sheep you can find in Sinnoh are Mareep, but they're at Valley Windworks, on the west side of the mountains. You'll need to get there somehow, but walking is too slow. Do you have Running Shoes? Or a Bicycle?
Opulent: No, we just got here.
Nommanic: *sighs* Well, I guess you need to sleep on the floor until they get the Mario Kart Transport system ready to go.
Phanto: Okay... wait they're building a Mario Kart Transport System?
Nommanic: Yeah, it's because of an interest to make Sinnoh more suitable for tourists. Oh, and I almost forgot! The Mareep are electric type, so make sure not to get paralyzed by their "Static" ability! If you get paralyzed... either buy a Parlyz heal at a Poke-mart or take some herbal medicine, like Salveyo weed or Heal Powder. Is that it?
Phanto: What about mining?
Nommanic: Well, there's a coal mine somewhere, but for general mining, just go to a mountain or cave. One more thing. If you need Salveyo weed, Poliwag like to eat them, and they only grow in lakes. To use the weed, boil it. You can make herbal tea from it. Try not to get poisoned or frozen. If you get poisoned, find some Remeyo weed, or just go to the nearest Poke-mart and buy an Antidote. Actually, just get some Antidotes to begin with. If you get frozen, just... thaw yourself out.

Season 3
   Prologue
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 2 Epilogue

A Real Couple?

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Jay: Wh-what was that?!
???: I dunno. You tell me.
Jay: Wh-who are you?!?
Nommanic: Oww...
Jay: No! Noommaaaniicc!!!
Nommanic: Not... not this t-time again! No! Wh-why?!?
Jay: Wh-what's wrong?!?
Nommanic: P-p-poison!!
Jay: Poison? Wh-what did y-you mean by- -. "not again?"
Nommanic: Don't you remember?! Th--- Yoshi'sIsland! Tw-twelve years ago!
Opulent: Wha... TWELVE YEARS AGO ON YOSHI'S ISLAND?!?!?
T: Oh no... not that one...
Kevin: Uh oh...
Stella: Uh oh...
Nommanic: Wait, you were there?
Kevin: No... we just... visited...
Opulent: Visited what?
Jay: ... ... ... ...it's hard to explain. Oh, are you fine now, Nommanic?
Nommanic: Yeah... I think my body is used to this sort of poison now... after that... *sobs*
All: ...!
Jay: It's nothing serious, people, everything is fine--
GamerGuy: Wait, twelve years ago?
Jay: What? Yes--
GamerGuy: Wait... ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT--
Nommanic: What?
GamerGuy: N-n-no, it's... nothing...
Opulent: Does this mean we have TWO mysteries to solve now?
Jay: Speaking of which, our stay is almost over. I guess it's time to head back...--
Phanto: *quickly* Uhh actually, would it be fine if me and Opulent stayed here? I mean, this region, is, uhh... interesting, to say the least.
Opulent: I'm fine with that *smiles*
Nommanic: *slowly* Sure, whatever floats your boat...
GamerGuy: Uhh... I guess I'm... okay with that...?
Jay: Probably okay...GamerGuy: Hey, can I ask you something?
Phanto: Sure, what is it?
GamerGuy: This may sound a bit weird to ask but... Are you and Opulent a couple...?
Phanto: Oh... Uhhh...
GamerGuy: You.. don't need to tell me if you two are a couple I was just wondering--
Opulent: We just met each other a few weeks ago..
Phanto: So technically not..
GamerGuy: Okay-
Phanto: She does seems like a pretty good rookie Trainer for a place like this, so...
Opulent: Thanks.
GamerGuy: So uhh do we just get back on the ship?
Nashatra: I guess so...
(Everyone gets onto the ship except Opulent and Phanto)

"Bye!"

Chris: Waiit! I just got here, but everyone was gone!
OCM: Get on! You... were kinda late, but you WILL be in Season 4! Now get on!

Season 2
   Epilogue
       A Real Couple?
           THE END

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Georgie: Hi there. Didn't expect me, huh?
Opulent: *gulp!*
Phanto: Don't worry, I think this should be an easy one... go, Phantolom!
Georgie: Okay then...
Phantom: *spawns phantolom* Phantolom, get em outta my line if sight.

Phantolom: PHANTO PHANTO

Georgie: so what’s that gonna do? Like what even is it to begin wi— AHHH

Phanto: Alright, nothing to worry about anymore.

Georgie: ONE LAST BLOW!!!!

*throws explosive joy con strap*

[It's Super Effective!]

Phantom: WAIT YOUR WEAK TO EXPLOSION TYPE MOVES?!? GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

Georgie: hehe, ive been studying your Pokémon behind the scenes HEHEHEHE

OCM: Cut! Cut! Explosion type moves DON'T EVEN EXIST IN POKEMON!! Just... uh... just continue, okay?

Phantom: uhhh what to do… WAIT! I have another pokemon that is not weak to Explosion-type moves! Starfield GO!

STRA!!!

Georgie: NOW WHAT IS THAT

Phantom: A Starfield. An electric type, moves include:

Starstorm

Star slap

Star force

And moonrock


Specifically affective most on Fire type, Explosion type, and water type, weak to ghost type, and sense your using Explosion moves, the guy who’s writing the script (@PhantomMC) sees you as explosion type, your particularly weak to Starfield.

OCM: Yeah, since this is MY fanfiction, I can make up Pokemon types on the go. In this case, you make them up and I accepted them...

Starfield: STRA!!!

Georgie: wait all this is scripted?

Phantom: …yeah… dont ask how i know though…

Georgie: well Uhhhh, guess ill fight this dumb Pokémon.

OCM: It's doubles? I'll join georgie's side.

Phanto: What?

OCM: It's just scripted, right? Nothing wrong with that.

Opulent: I guess so...

OCM: Go, Aerodactyl! Double Edge 'em!

Phanto: Starstorm!

TO BE CONTINUED

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Season 1 Episode 12

Pirates!

Note: The video should say: "Cross Examination ~ Allegro 2013 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies OST Extended." If it doesn't, tell me and I'll fix it! Or I'll check it myself on a DIFFERENT computer and fix it on THIS computer. (It's complicated.)

Edit: Yes it worked!

Nommanic: Blue?! What are YOU doing here?!
Blue: It's... hard to explain! This cliffside is being attacked by pirates and we need to defend it! Come here!
(They all climb up a ladder.)
Blue: I'll try to explain everything as briefly as possible!
Music:

   The Pro Karters are attacking this island on a pirate ship! We need to kill them by destroying their respawns with either an axe, hand, or explosive! After that, we kill them! We each get our own kit to do so! Red, Green, and Yellow are here already! You can't swim or else you die, and you can't run away or you get the Coward's Curse! If you die, you respawn if you can. You gradually regain the items you use! I'm the Captain! Red's kit is the Hawk, Green's is the Bomber, and Yellow's is the medic! I can program / hack new kits for you!

   Okay, first... Refridge! You have cryokinesis, so I'm gonna program an Iceball kit... done! Next! Kevin! You can swim, right? Okay, now you can... you have a sword, a bow, and infinite explosives. Next, Marcelo! You can spawn VG weapons, so... full Moonstone armour and tools, a lot of everything... Next, T! Uhh... I dunno. Upgrade to full iron and diamond tools, I guess...? Next, Nashatra! You like Forsaken, right? Err... a Moonstone sword, a Speed Potion, an Invisibility Potion... Next, Jay! You're a bagger, so you rely mainly on items... done! Next, Opulent! Fireball kit! Next, Nommanic... I'll just reuse the Chemist kit (potions) and add some stuff... Done! Next, GamerGuy! Okay, mostly just Electric ball... oh, and a Gun! Okay, I'll give you my favorite gun which just so happens to be a sniper-- Next, GamerGirl! Well, this time a fire BEAM and a crystal... Next, Phanto! You like Minceraft [sic], full diamond for you... Next, Indianario... Slipper Sword and compass, I guess. Next, Navy... *sigh* you don't have any special powers, whatever, full iron, diamond tools... Next, Stella... Lightning, healing, sword, bow... Next, potter, an admin, I guess super OP tools and armour? Finally littlepottar, I dunno...

KABOOM

Blue: Oh shoot! Okay, let's so what you can do! *runs*

Kevin: Alright! *jumps in to the water*
(Stella follows.)
Stella: You sure about this?
Kevin: Positive. First we try to destroy the hull, then we infiltrate when they get there.

(Meanwhile...)
GamerGuy: *stacking up* ...this way, we can snipe them if they try to destory the spawns.
GamerGirl: Okay...
Phanto: *from below* Me, Opulent, and Refridge are gonna guard this place, while the others are bridging...
Opulent: Ow! Poison!
Phanto: What?
Opulent: Someone with poison arrows just sniped me!
GamerGuy: *from above* I'll get them... *bang of gun* Yes!

(Everyone else except Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow are bridging.)
Nommanic: I think this is good enough! Okay, get ready, and I'll throw the knockback potion!
Navy: Are-are you sure about this- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(On the other side, Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow are bridging.)
Blue: I think this is enough!
Green: Okay, I'll put down this explosive...
Red: Are you sure we're gonna be fine?
Blue: Of course! We have a medic AND a Captain here!
KABOOM
Pro Karter: Hey! Get them!
Pro Karter: CHAAARGE!!

Blue: Alright, put down this beacon, then prevent it from being destoryed and launch the explosives everywhere...
(Several explosives appear, then Red fireballs them so they get to other parts of the ship.)
Kevin: Okay, now!
(Kevin and Stella mine the hull of the ship and try to destroy the spawns, but--)
Pro Karter: Get them! CHAAARGE!!!!
(Kevin and Stella get overwhelmed by the Pro Karters.)

(Back at one of the spawns...)
Stella: Ow!
GamerGirl: What happened?
Stella: I think we just got swamped by them...
GamerGuy: *looking carefully* I think that distracted them, though...

(Meanwhile...)
Blue: *to Green* You got all the explosives?
Green: Uhh yeah.
(Three KABOOMs from above.)
Blue: Good job-- AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Pro Karter: Take that, you--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(He gets fire-beamed and electric-balled by GamerGuy and GamerGirl.)
Pro Karter: Uhh...
(Blue swings his axe, then finished by stabbing the Pro Karter, who dies.)
Blue: Okay, now that that... we know where the last on is.

(Back at the cliffside...)
GamerGirl: *from above* Uhh... one... of them is here!
(Refridge freezes the offending Pro Karter, allowing Opulent to fireball him until he dies.)
GamerGuy: *from above* ...and he spawned... right there.

(On the ship...)
Blue: Okay, so get away when the explosives appear, okay?
All: Yes.
Blue: Here goes... *places another beacon*
???: What the--
Blue: Okay, just protect the beacon!
(Everyone prevents the beacon from being destroyed. Then, explosives appear and everyone runs.)
KABOOOOOMMM...!
All: Yes!
Nommanic: Okay, that's enough of that.
Blue: What?
Opulent: What?
Nommanic: Blue. I NEED to ask you something.
Blue: Okay...
Nommanic: Alright. It's just: WHAT is going on with Red, Green, and Yellow?
Blue: Huh?
Nommanic: It doesn't make sense. How come you knew about the teleporting back when we were kidnapped? What about your and Red's strange behavior when we were going to read the book? *holds up the book*
Blue: Wha--?!
Nommanic: And how did you know something when Green was destroying the city? It doesn't make sense!
(Blue dives at Nommanic and tries to steal the book. Opulent gasps.)
Nommanic: Just, WHAT is going on?!?! Just TELL ME!!!
(Blue and Nommanic start fighting.)
Blue: No! I'm NOT, NEVER telling!
Nommanic: Then! Just tell me WHY?!?!?
Opulent: *to the others* Uhh... what do you think we should do?
All: I dunno.

Season 2
   Episode 12
       Pirates!
           THE END

...to be continued...

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S2 E11
The Adventure of the Ghost House Tricks.

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9894559

Marcelo: Yo! Everyone! Did you know there is an actual Ghost House nearby?
Everyone: What?
Marcelo: Let's go! *runs out*
Kevin: I guess we follow him.
(They go.)

Nommanic: Here we are...
(A railroad crossing gate suddenly goes up.)
(Music Start)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Marcelo: Run!
Opulent: *stopping him* No. You were the one that brought us here. You're not supposed to run, not now!
Marcelo: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(A guitar suddenly plays.)
T: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Indianario: It seems safe, though...
*bang*
Indianario: YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He falls to the floor.)
Marcelo: What. Just. Happened.
Refridge: I think he died.
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(The group enters the house.)
Nommanic: Here we are...
(A railroad crossing gate suddenly goes up.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Marcelo: Run!
Opulent: *stopping him* No. You were the one that brought us here. You're not supposed to run, not now!
Marcelo: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(A guitar suddenly plays.)
T: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
(The crossing gate goes down.)
Indianario: It seems safe, though.
*bang*
Indianario: That was a close call!
(Opulent quickly burns the pistol.)
Opulent: Whew.
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Indianario: Huh? Am I dead?
Nommanic: Huh? What just happened?
Jay: No, you're not dead. ...
Nommanic: He got shot, though.
Marcelo: Didn't we enter this house twice?
Everyone: ?????
(Music Change)
Phantolom: Phan-Phantooo?!?
Phanto: Huh? What's going on? Phantolom?
(Phanto follows Phantolom.)
Indianario: Like, what's going on?
Nommanic: I dunno...
Marcelo: Hey, speaking of which, it's been a while since @OCM wrote any new episodes for this fanfic, right?
Nommanic: Yeah... this is my new colour, by the way.
Marcelo: Yeah, I got a lot more famous during that time.
Refridge: Should we follow him up?
All: Yeah.
(They go.)
potter: heyguys,ijustfoundthishouse.wassup?
Kevin: Hi, I guess...?
(littlepotter flies in.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhoarethey?
Nashatra: Great. Everyone time someone joins our party we have to introduce ourselves!
(They introduce themselves.)
???: Having a good time?
Nommanic: Wh-who are you?!
???: I'm not telling! 'Cuz that'll spoil Season 5!
GamerGuy: Wha-- @OCM IS PLANNING SEASON 5?!?
???: Yeah. He has the basic plot already in mind for Season 7. Just a little hint: the protagonist is someone I'm related to. That's all.
Nommanic: Okay. Now WHY did you have to appear 3 Seasons before your debut?
???: I've already debuted. Or rather, I WILL in 12 years, when you're 25 years old... exceptions include Kevin and Stella, who aged only a few years, potter, who will be 31, and littlepotter, who will be 1.
Opulent: Huh. Then I will call you in to be my--
???: Don't spoil it!!
Opulent: Won't your--
???: DON'T SPOIL IT!!
Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Opulent, potter, and littlepotter: THIS IS--
???: I SAID, DON'T SPOIL IT!
All: Fine. Whatever.
???: Well, come to this place.
???: Hey! When will I get to talk to them?!
Opulent: What, and you expect me to greet you with open arms before you will--
???: DON'T GIVE ANY SPOILERS!!!
Nashatra: Okay, there's ALSO the kind of guy that LIKES spoilers! Georgie!

???: Okay, now that that's finished,
Navy: When do I get in the fanfic?!
Nommanic: Oops. Hey, what about that hearth? *points*
Jay: That's a fireplace.
Nommanic: No, it's a hearth.
Jay: So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: (Why do I feel like we have had this same conversation before?--)
Opulent: This conversation was said before, almost exactly the same, on Season 2 Episode 5.
GamerGirl: Hey, is it just me or did are you wearing an earring?
Opulent: Oh, this? Stella helped me carve it from a piece of moon rock we found when we were kidnapped. It's shaped like a violin.
Indianario: Where's Phanto?--
Phanto: *from the roof* A Gh-GHOST!!
(Music Change)

   Everyone immediately rushes to the roof, where they see a Ghost.

   "Can't you use Phantolom to fight back?!?" Nommanic shouts.

   "That's the problem! It's too high level!" Phanto replied.

   "Then we just have to run!"

   And they did run. They ran down the stairs to the second floor.

   "Are we-- noooooooooooooo!" The ghost entered the room. Everyone ran down another flight of stairs.

   "Let's get out the front door!" Marcelo shouts. But it was stuck.

   "Then we have to get out through the other door!" Indianario replies.

   The group runs into the other door, into a large hall.

   "My compass finds a bomb that's about to explode!" Indianario shouts at the top of his lungs.

   Everyone immediately runs to the exit at the opposite side of the room. To get there, they have to run up a short flight of stairs, which Opulent tripped on, falling backwards instead of forwards, because this room uses Anime logic, not real-life logic.

   KABOOM!

   "M-Made it!"

   "Just barely!"

   Everyone was celebrating, but Phanto suddenly decided to run back in the burning hall.

   "Wait, what are you doing?!"

   Phanto, inside the building, jumped in front of a piece of rubble that was going to hit Opulent, sustaining a cut to the face as a result.

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(Music Change)
GamerGuy: *Shaking Phanto* Wake up! Wake up!
Phanto: *regaining consiousness* ... oh hi gamerguy... *collapses*
GamerGuy: Wake up! The Ghost is approaching!
Jay: Okay, how about I just use my bullet bill?
(He uses it.)
Jay: Wait I can't control it at all! Noooooo!!!! We're gonna crash!!!!
Opulent: Okay, everyone's here... wait where's my bag?
All: ...?
Opulent: The bag the Moon Stone was kept in.
Nommanic: WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?!?!?!?!_No!
GamerGuy: Wait, remember what she said earlier?
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Stella helped me carve it from a piece of moon rock we found when we were kidnapped.
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Nommanic: Wait, so you mean-
(The bullet bill crashes into a hillside.)
Blue: *from above* What was that?!

Season 2
   Episode 11
       The Adventure of the Ghost House Tricks
           THE END

...to be continued...

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Hey, just so you know, you can write non-official fan-made stories on this topic. Just make sure they don't interfere with the main storyline. Also:

IMPORTANT
Season 3 will take us 7 years into the past. I need the characters:
(@-LakituThing- @SuperSwimmer @--T-- @NotNashatra @Marcelo64 @RabootCo)
Kevin, Refridge, T, Nashatra, and Marcelo
Aged 6 years old.
(In Seasons 1 and 2 they are 13 btw.)


Anyways! I present:
S2 E10
The Original Adventures

(This is more like a background basis than an actual story.)

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8784545

Nashatra: Uhh what just happened?
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Opulent: ...I think I have an idea...
Everyone else: An idea?!
Opulent: I'm not sure though. Hold up... *rummages around the room* Found It!!
Red: Gimme that book!
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Opulent: ...alright. Time to-
(Red lounges at Opulent and tries to grab the book. Unfortunately, Opulent manages to hold on and spawns a fireball in retaliation. The hotel room turns into a battle of Red & Blue vs. everyone else.)
???: Uhh hey I heard some noise what are you doing?
(Music Start)
Jay: It's Gamer Guy!!
GamerGuy: So, what did I miss?
Nommanic: Not much. By the way, this is Stella, and this is Indianario.
Stella: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi
Indianario: Hii!!
GamerGuy: Hi!
(Red takes advantage of their distraction be lounging again, taking the book, and flying out the window.)
Everyone but Blue and Opulent: She can FLY?!?
Opulent: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!! I guess I'll just have to dictate it from memory, I guess.
Jay: But first, let's celebrate GamerGuy's arrival!
Everyone: Hurray! (for Jay!)
(They head for the Mario Kart Stadium.)
Nommanic: ...(darn. The Pro Karters are here.)
Jay: Alright, you know the deal. (but I didn't expect this to be serious.)
Pro Karter #1: C'mon, now. Winner takes all. What do you say?
Everyone on the team except T: I ACCEPT!!
Leader: You WILL regret it...
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Alright, let's start with our special Mt. Moon Raceway! 3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start.)
Leader: Ha ha ha... Horn Drill!
Nommanic: Dodge it!
(All four dodge it.)
Leader: It's not over yet! Earthquake and Explosion, just like planned!
Lakitu: No! That is not allowed! Stop it!
Pro Karter #3: Sorry, Lakitu... Thunder!
(Lakitu falls out of the cloud.)
Team None: SERIOUSLY?!?
Pro Karter #3: Ha ha ha... what do you have to say, punk?
Opulent: I've got nothing to say to you... you never listen, anyway.
(She shoots a fireball.)
Pro Karter #7: What was that?!?
Opulent: Pyrokinesis. You wouldn't know, of course. ... You're up next.
(Diamond and Pearl come out from the Dry Bomber.)
Everyone else: Wha- WHAAAT?!?
Opulent: ...(Hurry up. They'll distract them.)
(Everyone clambers onto the Banisher.)
(Meanwhile...)
Pro Karter #4: What are you gonna do? Punch me? You can't- AAARGH!! That slap was- WAAAARGH!!
Leader: Get her- YAAAAARGH!!!
Pearl: I'll never forgive you for being so rude to Opulent! *continues slapping*
Pro Karter #2: WAAH!! YAAAARGH!! OOOOF!!
(While the Pro Karters are distracted, Team None finishes the 3 laps.)
Pro Karters: Wha- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opulent: ...and our first job complete. Alright, now I'll try to dictate it from memory...
(They head back to the hotel.)
(Music Change)
Opulent: ...well. This information may be inaccurate, but...
Refridge: *holding up a book* Hey, isn't this the book?
Opulent: Yes! Okay, here goes...
Silly Adventures
1 million pages long
By: Silly Silly
By: Blue + Red
Opulent: I'm gonna skip over some parts you don't need...
CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time Yellow gave Green $100 then Green ate it. Then White told Yellow. then Yellow came to punch everybody. Then Covid 19 started because of that silly stuff. Then World war 1 started. Then Green came to save the day! Then the war ended!
CHAPTER 2
The time turner
Then Blue had an idea! He used an [illegible] time-travel to 1866. He calculated the probability using a quantum computer, built from directions from [smeared with ink] by [smeared with ink] However, a [illegible] silght mis[illegible] caused [illegible] 20,000 [smeared with ink] Then Yellow steeped[sic] in  ano[sic] Blue punched her. [various notes on the side] Then World War 2 started.
[horrible anime drawing of a orange-haired sad girl with large eyes]
From: evil Blue He-He[sic]
Okay, back to the story. [smeared with paint] never struck up [illegible] and [smeared with paint] started fighting in the [smeared with ink] was very drunk from the [smeared with paint] He then punched [illegible] Then [illegible]
Chapter 3
The advent[illegible] of the [illegible and smeared with paint]
With [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Blue's POV:
I called [smeared with paint] I got [illegible]
Chapter 4
The cursed helmet
After that, I [illegible] We then went [illegible] [smeared with paint]sappeared, but nobody noticed. I [illegible] [smeared with paint]
Chapter 5
Recalled to Light
[illegible] She [illegible] it. The helmet. The same one, [smeared with paint] I fought [smeared with paint] off while [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Chapter 6
[smeared with paint]
We celebrated. Then we decided to find [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry, back to my story. Then Blue shoted[sic] Kim Jong[sic] from [The] North Korea. [The] Kin Jong's daughter attacked all USA.[sic]
Yellow POV:
Sorry, Sorry. Silly, Silly, Silly [smeared with paint] He He He He He He. Mwa Mwa Mua We are always evil. to Evil [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry for interuptions.[sic] So then everybody had to escape USA. But Kim Jong punched Joe Biden.
Chapter 7
Then  Kim Jong enslaved Joe Biden. And He told everybody, "you will all follow my evil rules. Ha Ha ![sic] Then [blacked out] killed Kim Jong the[sic] [smeared with paint] became the president. Then [smeared out] told everybody to buy her 1,000,000 [smeared with paint]
[crossed out]'s POV
So they arent[sic] misnsd[sic] they went a lil shope spre[sic] [illegible] beba and toys. Then they stole all the Kuromis.
Green's POV:
[smeared with ink]
Red's POV:
Then Blue killed tlice[sic] Red and Red survived.
[crossed out: Chapter 8 WWV]
Yellow POV
I will call [illegible] and will give them a AK-47 to kill Kim Jong Un then I [illegible] then [smeared with paint] [illegible] me! that is when world war 3 happened, than[sic] I won the battle but I will revive [smeared with paint and illegible] helped me! I gave everyone who [smeared with paint] then, I got the [smeared with a lot of paint] Since Red wants to learn [smeared with ink] I would like to [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Now, next part. Then Blue came to Yellow and to her[sic] a secret. Blue sayd don't tell Green. So he said [smeared with paint]
Chapter 8
Then Kim Jong revived. Then... Long story short.
Chapter 9
Then he had to enslavedeverybody.[sic] Then everybody decided to fight. Then World War 4 started. Then they won!
Chapter 10
The end
Blue aet[sic] shocked when [smeared with paint]
Chapter 11
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 12
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter [illegible]
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 14
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter 15
Cookin' time
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 16
BOOM!
At 13-13-1313 13: 13:13 Everybody's nead[sic] was teleported into a teliot[sic]. Then the Teliots[sic] exploded.
[three blank pages]
Opulent: ...that's it.
GamerGuy: Uhh why is most of it blacked out?
Opulent: I dunno. Probably Red didn't want us to read it?
Nommanic: Or Blue.
Phanto: That's right... where did Blue go?
Nashatra: You forgot to watch him?
Stella: I don't think he'll be returning soon...
Jay: Uhh... what are we doing now?
Nommanic, Nashatra, Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Opulent, and Phanto: I dunno.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 10
       The Original Adventures
           THE END

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S2 E9

'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473

Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?

(Music Start)

Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait....  you a d.. on't- mmean  --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!

(Back at the ???)

Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn   iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)

Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 9
       'Nappin'

THE END

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S2 E8

Super Swimming
https://objection.lol/objection/8389505

(One day in the hotel...)

Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!

(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?
Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.

(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!

Season 2
   Episode 8
       Super Swimming
           THE END

...to be continued...

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S2 E7:

Adventures Chapter E-Two: Triumphant Return
(ACE-TWO-TR)

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8226150

Nommanic: ...alright time to start your lesson on catching Pokemon-
Phanto: What about me?
(Music Start)
Nommanic: Wha... but you don't have-
Phanto: ...but I do.
Phantolom: Phanto Phanto!
Nommanic: ...But this Pokemon doesn't exist!
Phanto: Yeah, that's the point.
Phantolom: level 50 Ghost-type Phantom Pokemon
Moves:
Stun: type Special Electic, power 50, accuracy 100, 50% chance of paralysis.
Phantom Wave: type Status Ghost, power null, accuracy null, inflicts paralysis, burn, confusion, and TOX.
Sonic Boom: type Special Normal, power 250, accuracy 70, always goes first.
Whirlpool X: type Special Ghost, power 50, accuracy null, traps foes for one turn, cannot be used twice in a row.
Dark Blast: type Special Dark, power 150, accuracy 100.
Base stats:
HP: 150
Attack: 50
Defense: 100
Special Attack: 255
Special Defense: 150
Speed: 200

EVs:
HP: + 10
Attack: + 92
Defense: + 6
Special Attack: + 252
Special Defense: + 100
Speed: + 50
Total: 510

Final Stats:
HP: 136
Attack: 37
Defense: 51
Special Attack: 159
Special Defense: 88
Speed: 106

Phanto: ...see here...
I CHALLENGE YOU!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: ...Fine. Eruption!
Phanto: Phantom Wave!
Nommanic: ...! Fine, then I switch.
Phanto: Phantom Wave!
Nommanic: Disable!
Phanto: Wh-YOU DISABLED IT?!?
Nommanic: ...perfect. Now a Full Heal and switch back.
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Kaingnitic (a Typhlosion): WAAAH!
Nommanic: Ugh. Flamethrower!
Phantolom: PHAAAAANTOOOOO!
Phanto: Darn! Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Wait WHAT?!?
Phanto: ...Dark Blast!
Kaingnitic: WAAAH!
Nommanic: This isn't good! Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Yes, it missed! Eruption!
Jay: ...sure is a tense battle.
...5 minutes later...
Nommanic: ...this is going to be an endless battle. *sighs*
Phanto: What about a draw?
Nommanic: That would be great. We did destroy an eighth of the field.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Where were we... right! Catching Pokemon! First thing you do is find a wild Pokemon, like that Bidoof. Then you must battle it. So far so good?
Everyone else: Yes.
Nommanic: Next, you lower its HP, like this!
Bidoof: Doof!
Nommanic: After that, you throw the Poke-ball.
Poof!
Shake
Shake
Shake
Congratulations! Wild BIDOOF was caught!
Nommanic: Like that. Got it?
Everyone else: Yes.
Nommanic: Okay! Let head back- WHERE ARE YOU GOING PHANTO?!?
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)

Phanto: "Private Property; No Entry." Well, let's go!
(A worker walks past.)
Phanto: ...(Excellent! Let's hide beside him!)
(The worker takes a left turn, and Phanto takes a right turn.)
Phanto: ...(I can't believe I'm getting away with this! I wonder how far I can go...?)
(A faint noise is heard.)
Phanto: ...(What was that?) *looks through a window* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
Worker: An intruder! Get him!
(Phanto gets thrown through a window.)
Worker2: And stay OUT!
Phanto: ...didn't have to be so rough...
Man: Young Man...
(Music Change)
Phanto: Huh?
Man: That sphere you're wearing... might that be, by any chance, a Poke-ball?
Phanto: Yeah, who are-
Man: Good for you, my boy! So young but already a Pokemon trainer!
Phanto: Is that so amazing?
Man: Ah! And humble besides! I can see you're not just any lad! Now, let's see what's inside that Poke-ball, eh?
Phanto: What?!? But it's MINE!!
(Some punching later...)
Man: Unremarkable! Simply Unremarkable! Nontheless, you're IN! Welcome to the Hearthome Pokemon Fan Club! I am the director.
(The Hearthome Pokemon Fan Club...)
Director: Don't be shy, son!
(They enter.)
Boy: I swear, there's nothing for goldarn stubborn than a Kricketot! (heh heh)
Girl: At least they don't have hair-balls, like my Bidoof! (tee hee)
Director: My lad, you'll never find a gaggle of more devoted Pokemon lovers than in this room! Take a look! The newsletter says it all!
Phanto: Wh-Wha... A BATH WITH A TENTACOOL?!?
Director: Quiet! Everyone! May I have your attention please! No slim shadies shall stand up! I introduce our newest member, PHANTO!
Everyone: Hurray!
Phanto: Hey that Pokemon is mine! What are you doing-
Boy: Golly! That Pokemon isn't used to people.
Girl: It's not cute! How long have you had this Phantolom, Phanto?
Phanto: Since I was a little kid.
Boy: It IS well-behaved!
Phanto: Well, we've been travelling together for a long time! And it can hold its own against Nommanic, the trainer from Johto!
Everyone else: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Director: This Pokemon... BATTLES?!?
Phanto: What else would I do with it?
Director: What kind of Pokemon lovers would we be if we made them battle?! They have to fight to evolve! Ours just stay little and cute forever!
(The door flies open.)
Boy: HEEELP! Someone stole my Golduck!
(Everyone else but Phanto gasps.)
Director: Not again...!
Phanto: What's wrong?
Girl: The director's Abra was stolen last month.
Boy: It's happening to all of us.
Phanto: That's a lot of Pokemon.
Director: ...and there's nothing we can... DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phanto: *jumping up* Okay! Tell me everything you know about this case!
(Music Change)
...sometime later
Phanto: ...so the abductions happen at around the same time each month. But, it'll be too hard for anyone but their owners to get Pokemon into their Poke-balls. In other words, the kidnappers need to store full size Pokemon somehow...! Wait. Do you know who owns that building?!
Boy: I've heard that the Pro Karters' Leader uses it to store supplies.
Phanto: ...(A buildingful of supplies for a Leader?!?) ... (Bingo!) *jumping up again* TIME FOR ME TO TRESPASS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!
(He runs out the door.)
Phanto: This time, we go in from a window.
(Phantolom goes to an open window, taking Phanto with him.)
Phanto: Thanks. Now this is the room where... but I don't see any Pokemon, only this Poke-ball- WAAAAAAAAARGH!!! WHAT IS THAT?!? ATTACK!!!
(The mystery Pokemon faints.)
Phanto: ...what was that?! Right Phantolom... PHANTOLOM?!? What happened?!?
???: Heh.
(Music Change)
Phanto: ...!
Leader: ...it may be a ghost, but it isn't protected from explosions. Not your usual child's play, is it, boy? Now, what is it you're doing on MY building?
Phanto: Someone is stealing Pokemon from the Pokemon Fan Club! And I'm going to catch the thieves!
Leader: You think WE'RE the bad guys?! Did ya hear that, boys?
(The Pro Karters laugh.)
Phanto: Grr... So it is you...
Leader: Get as mad as you want, but do you really think you can take us on with only one Pokemon?
Phanto: ...
Leader: I thought so. Let's finish this!
(A Rhyperior enters.)
Leader: This is a mean one; can't even get it into a Poke-ball. But it makes a perfect guard dog! Attack with Horn Drill!!
(Phanto dodges, like a Phantom.)
Leader: ...we won't miss this time. Attack!
Phanto: Now!
(Phantolom uses Phantom Wave.)
Leader: Wh-WHAAA..?!?
(Phantolom makes a hole in the floor for him and Phanto to escape.)
Phanto: Hate to say it, but we gotta bail for now.
(Some Pokemon walk by.)
Phanto: ...(they're probably searching for me!)
(Phanto and Phantolom head to the opposite direction the Pokemon are going.)
Phanto: ...? ...something tells me this isn't the way to the exit... ...this better not be a trap...
Leader: ...hah hah...
(A Rhyperior blocks Phanto's way.)
Phanto: Wh-what?!
(Phantolom gets pulled to the Leader, somehow, and gets thrown out the window.)
Phanto: PHANTOLOM!!!
Leader: This is what happens to boys who go where they shouldn't... Horn Drill!
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Phanto flies out of the window -- again.)
Leader: Well, that takes care of-
(Phantolom flies back into the building with Phanto.)
Leader: NO!
(Phantolom uses Sonic Boom and sends the Leader and his Rhyperior flying out the window.)

(Music Change)

(Sometime later...)
Nommanic: ...huh. So that's what happened.
(Everyone claps for Phanto.)

(The second trial for the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm...! The prosecution lacks key evidence to convict the defendants! Meanwhile the defense has provided enough evidence for a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY

Jay: WHAAAT?!? Not this again!
Phanto: Hey, at least they got their Pokemon back!
Nommanic: ...riiight... now how do we explain the Alakazam situation to him...
Director: Thank you! Thank you Phanto! Now tell me: Where is my Abra!
Nommanic: *quite nonchalantly* Apparently, it has evolved to an Alakazam in your absence. We apologize for the bad news. We wish you a good tomorrow.
Director: 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Season 2
   Episode 7
       Adventures Chapter E-Two: Triumphant Return
           (ACE-TWO-TR)
               THE END

...to be continued...

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S2 E6:

Adventures Chapter E-One: Cave Exploring
(ACE-ONE-EX)

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Kevin: *picking up a pamphlet* What's this? "Cave Exploring?"
Marcelo: Cave Exploring?!
Red: Cave Exploring?!? Everyone! Let's go!
(They go to the cave.)
(Music Start.)
Sign: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
(They enter.)
???: It's dark in here.
???: ...great. Another dark cave.
Marcelo: Tada! A torch!
Kevin: Okay, lets go down one level.
(They go down one level.)
Lizard: Char...
Koopa: *jumps in water pool* Squirt-y!
Leafy: *using vines to do acrobatics* Bulba-wheee!
Nommanic: I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Koopa: Squee...?!?
Leafy: Bulba-bulb! *Uses vine whip.*
Enemy MARRIL fainted!
Leafy learned Growth!
Leafy: Bulba-bulba!!
Nashatra: *pointing* What's that?
Nommanic: ...wh-why would there be a building inside a cave?
(Music Change.)
Marcelo: Let's go! ...wait I forgot my diamond sword. ... Let's GOOO!!
(Kevin and Marcelo run into the building. Everybody else follows.)
Nommanic: ...looks like it was used recently, until it collapsed.
T: Wh-what's that?!
Kevin: *using his bow* a... rock monster.
Nommanic: ...that's a Geodude, if you're wondering.
Jay: ...!
Opulent: Wh-what?
Jay: ...this emblem...
Refridge: What?
Jay: ...it's... it's... the mark of the Pro Karters!
Marcelo: Wha...
Everyone: WHAAAT?!?
(Music Change)
(Several other rock-type Pokemon appear.)
Recording: Surrender. You're cornered.
Koopa: Squirt-squirt!
Leafy: Bulba! Bulba!
Lizard: Char!
Leafy: Bulby! *uses Growth*
Jay: Okay! Withdraw!
(Koopa WITHDRAWs.)
Megaphone: What was that?! Hahaha.
Jay: Tackle!
(Koopa, still in his shell, TACKLEs two GEODUDE.)
Opulent: Alright. Bite 'em.
GEODUDE: Waaah! *faints*
Megaphone: Fine. You leave me with no choice.
(A rock snake appears.)
Nommanic: ...if you're wondering, it's an ONIX.
Leafy: *lowers head* Bulb...
(The ONIX spins around, creating a Mini-tornado.)
Lizard: Char! *uses Ember*
Koopa: Squirt! *uses Aura Sphere*
Leafy: Bulba-BULBA!! *uses Skull Bash*
(The ONIX faints.)
Kevin: At least we got out of that one.
Marcelo: Let's go deeper to unearth the mystery.
(Music Change)
(They go down one level.)
Leader: I've been expecting you.
Silver: Remember me? Ahahaha HA!
Kevin: ...!
Silver: Unfortunately, your lucky streak ends here, boy. Go, Rhyperior!!
Nommanic: ...Wha-WHAAAT?!?
Silver: Horn Drill!
(Nashatra gets knocked out.)
Jay: Wha-- HIYAH! *lounges*
Leader: Not your usual child's play, is it, boy?
Silver: Earthquake!
Nommanic: Everyone! Get on here!
(Everyone but Jay {and Nashatra} get on Red Rocket.)
Silver: I see. Pretty smart, eh? But still, the rock of the gods shall be mine! Horn Drill!
(Red Rocket dodges it.)
Nommanic: .........
Kevin: What if I blow up the cave? Or rather... blow up YOU!
Silver: You'll die of suffocation.
Nommanic: ... (Blow 'em up, Kevin!)
Kevin: Sorry, that's not gonna work...
(He uses explosives and blows up a part of the cave.)
Silver: Wh-WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Leader: Onix, Skull Bash!
(The ONIX knocks Kevin out cold.)
Marcelo: Darn... Well take my netherite pickaxe!
Georgie: ...Pathetic.
(Music Change)
Marcelo: ...!
Georgie: You won't escape.
Nommanic: ...we will.
Georgie: ...!
Nommanic: Flame Wheel!
(Georgie gets burned.)
Nommanic: ...unfortunately, your strength seems to have magically disappeared.
Georgie: ...but! Do you think you've won, well do you Nommanic?!
Refridge: ...you'll get frozen too.
Nommanic: ...have a taste of Thunder Wave!
Georgie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Leader: ...! No! Explosion!
Nommanic: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
(The cave completely explodes.)
(Music Change)

Meanwhile, outside...
Man: What's going on?
Woman: Is the cave erupting?!
Child: I'm SCARED!!!
Tour Guide: Everyone please remain calm! REMAIN CALM I SAY!!

BOOM

...

(In the cave.)
Opulent: Ugh. I think our path is blocked.
T: ...what will we do now?!
Refridge: I dunno.
Nommanic: I'll try something.
*click* (Lights on!)
Nommanic: It might take a while for them to regain consciousness.
Nashatra: ...what happened?
Nommanic: ...shenanigans. All we can do now is wait for the others to regain consciousness.
Jay: What happened here?
Nommanic: Just...nevermind.
Kevin: ...what just happened.
Marcelo: Uhh...
Nommanic: You know, I actually found the "rock of the gods" he mentioned. Okay! Time to climb back up.
Jay: Actually... Hop in on the bullet bill express!
Everyone: Yay!
(Music Change)

(Back outside...)
Man: Is that a bullet bill?

.........

(at the hotel...)
Kevin: That was some adventure.
Nommanic: Yeah. Any idea what this stone is for?
Jay: It relates to Mario Kart somehow. I just know it.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 6
       Adventures Chapter E-One: Cave Exploring
           (ACE-ONE-EX)
              THE END

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S2 E5

The Pro Karter HQ
https://objection.lol/objection/7954491

Nommanic: Everyone! Remember what Pro Karter #1 said? "...you win... ...for now..." They are probably planning something!
Jay: How about we follow them to they Headquarters?
Nommanic: ...inconspicuously. *sends a bird outside* Now we wait for develop ments.
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(Music Start)
Leader: Okay. Status reports?
Pro Karter #1: Umm... uhhh...
Pro Karter #2: The Mario Kart Cup and battling the Nones were both failures.
Leader: Wh-WHAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #2: Hush!
Leader: We need to fix this problem NOW!
Pro Karters #1-4: Yes, SIR!
(Music Change)
Leader: Okay! First of all, were you followed?
Pro Karter #1: No, your Leadership.
Pro Karter #3: There was a white egg-like bird, but it wasn't suspicious.
Leader: ...! An egg-like bird? The Pokemon pamphlet!
(Pro Karter #1 gives him the pamphlet.)
Leader: Egg... egg... bird... bird... Togetic?
Pro Karter #4: What?
Leader: It's a rare Pokemon. Does any of the Nones own one?
Pro Karter #2: Not likely, your Leadership. We have no knowledge of it being in one of the Nones' possesion.
Leader: Hmm... Nommanic seems to be a veteran trainer. It is possible he owns one. Team! Locate the bird at once!
Pro Karters #5-12: Yes, SIR!
Leader: Go, five to twelve! Follow that bird!
(Music change.)
(Outside...)
Pro Karter #5: There it is! Eggy, white, and... a bird!
Pro Karter: #8: Chase after it!
(They chase it.)

(At the hotel...)
Nommanic: ... Edgeyworthy should be back by now. I wonder what happened?
Jay: ...maybe the Pro Karters saw it?
Nommanic: ...maybe. Take care! * changes his shoes and leaves*

(back outside...)
Pro Karter #6: ...argh! It's too high up!
(a faint noise is heard.)
Pro Karter #7: What is that?
Pro Karter #10: No idea.
Pro Karter #11: Huh. It's heading towards a hotel.

(meanwhile...)
Nommanic: ......Pro Karters? You sure? ...... ...well, hopefully everything will be fine. Let's distract them.

Pro Karter #6: What is that?
Pro Karter #12: It looks like a fountain.
Pro Karter #11: We have to chase down that bird Togetic!
flash! ...rumbl...
Pro Karter #5: Its...
Pro Karters: A THUNDERSTORM!

Nommanic: ...perfect. They're distracted. Now time to get out of here!

Walkie-talkie: sccrt They have been no si of a thunderstom. sccrt
Pro Karter #5: Perhaps that Nommanic used it to distract us? The thunder was... that way? Lets split up!
(The group splits up.)

Pro Karter #5: That bird is going through that window! Hold up... Hello, we have followed the bird to Worst Hotel. Co.! It's on the second floor.
Walkie-talkie: scccrtttt Excellent. Spy on them. Leader Out. sccccccrrrttt Nice. We'll keep on following that trainer...

Pro Karter #9: ...following that trainer. Hopefully he can give us a lead.
Pro Karter #12: There he is! Chase him!
Nommanic: ...Darn it!

(Music Change)
(Meanwhile at the HQ)
Leader: ...Hmm... they found the bird and the trainer. Okay everyone. What should we do now?
Pro Karter #1: Confront them!
Leader: ...if you wish.
Pro Karter #2: We have a record of their past doings. Apparently, the trainer once fought in a war on an island, your Leadership.
Leader: Hmm... what was the trainer's role in the war?
Pro Karter #2: He was the strategist, according to this record of the war. It was named "The WAR of Shy guys and Yoshis." The writer only goes by the name... NEXO_64.
Leader: ...I have heard of him, that NEXO_64. No. 1, we shall confront them. Prepare yourselves! No. 4, prepare the Karts!
(Sometime later...)
(Music Change)
Leader: Off we go!

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: ...he hasn't returned in a while. I wonder what happened? Hey, any one of you can contact him?
Opulent: I'll try. His number is...

riiing riiing riiing ......... riiing riiing riiing
Nommanic: Who's there?
Jay: Hey Nommanic! What's going on?
Nommanic: Being pursued by 4 Pro Karters... Edgyworthy (the egg shaped bird) returned, right?
Leader: ...so it's name is Edgyworthy...
Nommanic: They found me! Be right back.
Pro Karter #1: You won't escape this time... heh heh heh...
Nommanic: I'm sorry, but you cannot kidnap me.
Pro Karter #1: What are you talking about?
Nommanic: I'm talking aboot... THIS!! *disappears*
Pro Karter #1: Where did he go?
Leader: To the hotel! You, get to the room using a ladder. We will keep watch, and you will go into the hotel itself!

(In the hotel...)
Nommanic: ...the Pro Karters are trying to bring us out by force.
Nashatra: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
SLAM
Refridge: The door!
Jay: ...Ugh... Feels like we're in the war again.
Opulent: What war?
Kevin: .........
T: .........
Jay: .........
Nommanic: .........
(The door flies open.)
Pro Karter #6: We demand admission! *elbows Opulent*
Pro Karter #5: You can't keep us out!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that you can't keep us out!
Marcelo: Who are you? What do you want?
Pro Karter #5: I am P.K.5!
Pro Karter #6: And I demand that I am P.K.6!
Pro Karter #5: *aside* It's all right. You don't need to demand that.
Pro Karter #6: All right! I am P.K.6, and that is NOT a demand, that is a solid FACT! What we demand is solid FACTS!
Pro Karter #5: No, we don't! That is precisely what we don't demnd!
Pro Karter #6: We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be P.K.6!
Nashatra: But who the **** are you?!
Pro Karter #5: We, are Pro Karters.
Pro Karter #6: *pointing* Though we may not be.
Pro Karter #5: Yes, we ARE. We are quite definitely here as representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Pro Karters, and we want this trainer out, and we want him out NOW!
Jay: What's the problem?
Pro Karter #5: I'll tell you what the problem is, mate, demarcation, that's the problem!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that demarcation may or may not be the problem!
Pro Karter #5: You just let the machines get on with the adding up, and we'll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You might want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Sport of Mario Kart is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working karters. Any bloody machine goes and actually FINDS it and we're straight out of a hobby, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a SuperGrandMaster if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
Pro Karter #6: That's right, we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
(A beeping sound is heard.)
Nommanic: May I make an observation at this point?
Pro Karter #6: We'll go on strike!
Pro Karter #5: That's right! You'll have a national Karters' strike on your hands!
(A ringing sound steadily gets louder.)
Nommanic: All I wanted to say, was that... you'll never become a great trainer.
(Music Change.)
This is the police! Open up!
Pro Karter #9: *from outside on a stepladder* We'll smash this window!
Nommanic: Careful. That stepladder could fall if you do that...
Jay: That's a ladder.
Nommanic: No, it's a stepladder.
Jay: Wha... Stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: Whose cultural assumptions are you calling narrow?!
Pro Karter #9: I'll smash this window-AAAAAH!
Nommanic: ...that's Thundershock for ya.
Police: Pro Karters! You are hereby arrested for infiltrating private property!
Leader: Wha... WHAAAAAT?!?!?

(Music Change)
(Later, after the initial trial...)
Jay: ...turns out they got away with it.
Nommanic: Hey I have an idea!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: Mario Kart: Running edition.
...

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...to be continued...
Season 2
   Episode 5
       The Pro Karter HQ
           THE END

I was going to make this a hypothetical situation but nevermind:

S2 E4

Pokemon Battle Fist-Fighting

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Coach: So? What will you choose?
T: ...uhh...
Nommanic: You know what, we might take a while to decide. I might as well... *takes out something*
...15 minutes later...

Bulbasaur! The-
Nommanic: You know what, this is kinda embarrassing. Let's just-
(A boom sounds in the distance.)
(Music Start)
Coach: It's Inferno! Run!
(Everyone runs.)
Coach: You know what, DECIDE LATER!

Bulbasaur registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname to-
NO selected
Charmander registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname-
NO selected
Squirtle registered-
FAST-FORWARD selected
Give a nick-
NO selected

Coach: One last thing! They can Bite.
T: Wh-WHAAAAT?!?
Coach: We have to use the Karts to escape!
(They hop in.)
3 2 1 GO!
(They get a rocket start.)
Coach: Okay guys bye for now.
... ... ... ... ...

(Music change)
Sometime later...
...at the hotel...
Nommanic: You know what, I've decided:
T----------------------Bulbasaur
Jay--------------------Squirtle
Opulent----------------Charmander
Nommanic: Okay guys time for your first lesson.

(They go to the tall grass.)
Nommanic: First thing you do is find a Pokemon in the tall grass like... that Bidoof.
(Music change.)
Nommanic: Huh?!
Jay: ...?
Nommanic: The Pokemon are holding items! Anyways! Choose a Pokemon to send out. (Choose the Squirtle because Aura Sphere is Fighting type, super-effective against Bidoof's Normal type.)
Jay: Okay, go SQUIRTLE!
Nommanic: Next, you select which move you want to use. (Let's select Aura Sphere.)
Jay: Okay, AURA SPHERE!
(The Squirtle releases a pulse of aura to attack the Bidoof.)
Wild BIDOOF fainted!
SQUIRTLE leveled up!
SQUIRTLE learned WITHDRAW!
Nommanic: Okay, next: Trainer battles. If you make eye contact with a trainer, you must battle. There's a trainer! *points* lets say hi to him.
Pro Karter: ...!
(Music Change)
Jay: ...!
Nommanic: Well, it's your battle.
Pro Karter: Heh. Your Pokemon are no match for my level 10 Starly! Wing Attack!
SQUIRTLE: AAAAH!
Jay: Okay then... Water Gun!
STARLY: WAAH! *shakes off water*
Pro Karter: Quick Attack!
Squirtle: WAAAAAAAH! *faints*
Pro Karter: Sorry, Jay. Looks like you lose. Nommanic, you're up next.
Nommanic: ...you'll regret that. And I'll go easy on you. Why not?
Pro Karter: Never mind that! I beat Jay, and I will beat you too!
Nommanic: ...fine. Want me to go easy or me to go hard?
Pro Karter: Hard!
Nommanic: ...(Ah, the rashness of youth) go, Pichuraika.
Pro Karter: Huh? "Pichuraika" is not a Pokemon!
Pichuraika: *angily* Pi!
Nommanic: ...It's the nickname I gave him. (Thunderbolt!)
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! WAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *faints*
Pro Karter: Wh-WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Nommanic: ..."Know your own limitations, or you'll only beat yourself." --Blue, probably.
Pro Karter: YOU'LL REGRET THAT! HIYAH! (lounges.)
(Music change)
Jay: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MORON
(He and Opulent lounge back.)
Pro Karter: I'll steal a Pokemon! And-
Nommanic: *watching far away* Sorry, but you have a lot to learn. Pokemon build trust with their trainers over time. You never learned that?
(As the Pro Karter, Opulent, and Jay fight, three other Pro Karters arrive.)
Pro Karter #2: *aside* that stupid... Well... well... what have we here?
Pro Karter #3: No one to help you out, eh?
Nommanic: ...and that's where you are sadly incorrect.
Pro Karter: #4: We all have our own Pokemon! You can never beat us!
Nommanic: ...Triple Team me, I don't care.
(The Pro Karters send out three STARLY.)
Nommanic: ..."pathetic,  little piggie" -- GamerGuy (who was banned), probably.
(He sends out a VAPOREON, a Shiny Gyarados {Gyoar!}, and Pichuraika.)
Nommanic: ... Thunderbolt, Aurora Beam, and... ...Dragon Dance.
(2 of the STARLY are quickly taken care of.)
Pro Karter #2: NOOOOOOO!!!
Pro Karter: #4: ...and what about that oversized snake?
Red Rocket: Gyoar!
Nommanic: ...that's enough. Waterfall.
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*
Pro Karter #4: WHAT DID YOU DO
Nommanic: Relax, it's only fainted.
(The Pro Karters lounge, and chaos happens.)
Nommanic: Try to Sleep Powder them! (Ouch!) ... Darn. I don't have that Pokemon with me! Okay, Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karters 2, 3, and 4 get stunned.)
Pro Karter #3: (waah!) what's going ...on?
Nommanic: ...paralysis.
Pro Karter #3: Well, smell ya later! *they leave*
Nommanic: ...time to take care of No. 1.
(Jay, Opulent, and Pro Karter #1 are still fighting.)
Nommanic: Take Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karter #1 gets paralyzed too.)
Pro Karter: (wah!) Okay... you win... for now... *leaves*
Nommanic: Okay, time to get back to the hotel and rest our Pokemon.

(Music Change)
At the hotel...
Nommanic: So! What will you name these Pokemon?
T: Leafy!
Leafy: Bulby bulba!
Jay: Koopa
(Koopa playfully squirts water and tries a shell attack.)
Koopa: Oof!
Opulent: Lizard.
Lizard: Char char!

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 4
       THE END

TV: ...and Lebron James has returned to MKPC, but muted! Thank you for watching. Here's to our Pokemon Center!

Ad: Rest your Pokemon at the hotel's Pokemon Center, free of charge!

Ad2: Charizard Circuit is now available to the public on Mario Kart PC! Play now at https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=196745

A little hypothetical situation:

Non-pro Mario Kart, First Quarter:


I'll be releasing these mini-episodes outside the main storyline in the future. Stay tuned to topic One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine. I repeat: One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine.

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S2 E3
Poke-kart

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Some time later...

Man: We have arrived at Sinnoh!
Red: Okay everyone let's get to the hotel.
(Music Start)
Man: Ah you are here for... the... what was it called?
Receptionist: Your room is... 251. Here's is your key.
Red: Okay guys let's go to our room.
(They take the stairs, enter their room, and unpack.)
Red: Alright what shall we do first...?
Jay: Does this place have it's own Mario Kart Stadium?
Nommanic: I doubt it. This is Sinnoh, after all.
Marcelo: Actually, the guide says there IS!
Jay, Opulent, Nommanic, and T: What?!
Marcelo: It was built for... the people that got invited.
Jay: Let's go!
(The four go to the Stadium)
Trainer: Hey, you ready? Outsiders don't stand a CHANCE.
Nommanic: Hmph. I doubt it.
Trainer: You won't know what's coming for you! Go, Pidgeotto!
Nommanic: Now what is this we're battling in the stadium?!?
Coach: No battling, Trainer! You have 10 minutes to get ready.
Jay: What the heck?! The Pro Karters and Red Cherries are here!
Nommanic: Careful. You're about to break the fourth wall.
Opulent: Of course, you're also about to break the fourth wall.
Nommanic: We don't have much time! I'll explain everything I know...
(music change)
Nommanic: Alright everyone...
From what I heard in Johto (don't ask questions please!) Poke-kart is a variation of Mario Kart where items are TMs!
Also, the decors are Pokemon. Okay first of all, type advantages:
... ... ...
Nommanic: Alright next thing...
Status conditions
... ... ...
Almost there! Now, move types...
... ... ...
Coach: Time's up!

(music change)
The start of the race...
Nommanic: We MUST win. Remember that.
Lakitu: Welcome to the "Welcome Cup!" Our first circuit will be... Charizard Circuit!
Audience: WOOOOO!!! Pro Karters! Show those Team Nones what you've got!
Jay: Ugh. Really?
Nommanic: You MUSTN'T let it discourage you!
3 2 1 GO!
(All 4 get a perfect rocket boost.)
Jay: Imma bag okay?
Pro Karter: Okay! Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: Not that!
*bzap*
Pro Karter: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!!
Jay: I've got Hydro Pump!
(Jay uses Hydro Pump and spins out a Red Cherry.)
Opulent: You've got Surf?
Jay: Yes!
(The four get boosted by the wave.)
Audience: What lame item was THAT?!
T: ...not that again... Waterfall?
Nommanic: Snipe that stray Cherry!
(The Red Cherry gets hit.)
Pro Karter: Ha, T! Take this!
(T gets almost gets hit by Focus Punch, but Jay Thunder Waves the Pro Karter first.)
Jay: Have a taste of your own medicine!
Nommanic: ...right. Anyone have Rest?
T: ...I do.
(Nommanic catches Rest and sleeps for 2 seconds.)
Nommanic: Now I've got to catch up...!
Pro Karter: Overslept, boy?
(Nommanic uses Explosion.)
Pro Karter: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nommanic: ...ugh. Flame Wheel. Whatever. *burns a Red Cherry*
Jay: Yes! Horn Drill!
Opulent: Wait! Use Mind Reader first!
Jay: Okay then...
(A Pro Karter gets knocked out of bounds.)
T: I've got Discharge!
Nommanic: *catching up with Waterfall* Okay. We've got to get away first.
Jay: I've got Surf!
(The three get boosted and T uses Discharge.)
Pro Karter: No! Not paralysis!
Jay: I got Mind Reader again!
Nommanic: But unless you can get a move with low accuracy... T! Can you throw us that DynamicPunch?
(Jay uses the two items and confuses another Pro Karter.)
Jay: Alright!
FINISH!
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Pro Karter + 8
5. T + 7
6-9. Red Cherries + 6, 5, 4, 3
10. Pro Karter + 2

Did not Finish:
2 Pro Karters. -5 each

Total:
None: 52
Pro: 0
Cherry: 18

NEXT RACE
Audience: They won by dumb luck! The Pro Karters will make their comeback! It will only get harder from here, Team None!

Coach: 10 minutes to reorganize!
Nommanic: Alright I'll continue lecturing...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Coach: Time to race! Venusaur Valley is next!
3 2 1 GO
(All 4 get a perfect rocket start, but jay afks until the second lap.)
T: Okay, Eruption!
(All other Cherries, Pro Karters, and Pokemon spin out.)
Nommanic: Nice one!
(The 3 get to the second lap.)
Jay: Okay, second lap, Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... ready to go! *uses Flame Wheel*
Audience: What's he doing? He's riding through those Pro Karters like they're nothing!
(Jay gets to first place and finishes fast.)
Nommanic: That was more powerful than I thought...
Pro Karter: Ha! You'll get burned! *uses Flame Wheel*
T: ...Double Team! *uses it*
Pro Karter: Huh?!
Opulent: Water Gun!
Pro Karter: Huh?!? Huh?!?
Nommanic: Thunder!
Pro Karter: Huh?!?!? Huh?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?
Red Cherry: Solar Beam's gotta do it! Two of them, in fact! Mine and Venusaur's!
(Jay uses Flamethrower.)
Red Cherry: NO!
Jay: Catch!
(Jay throws them Agility)
Opulent: Okay. This should be smooth sailing. *uses Agility*
(The 3 finish fast.)
Audience: No way! They did it again!
Pro Karter: NOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!
FINISH

1. Jay + 15
2. Opulent + 12
2. T + 12
2. Nommanic + 12
5-7. Pro Karters + 7, 6, 5
8-11. Red Cherries + 4, 3, 2, 1
12. Pro Karter: + ZERO

Totals:
None: 103
Pro: 18
Cherry: 28

Pro Karter: Arrgh... we need a better plan.

(music change)
Coach: Now it's Blastoise Beach!
Wartortle: ...Hydro...Pump...
Coach: You might wanna be careful around here...
Jay: This time we all bag!
3 2 1 GO
(The 4 do a backwards lap.)
T: ...they're targeting us!
Nommanic: WHAT?!?!
Pro Karter: We WILL make a comeback!
Jay: Never mind that! Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... okay ready?
Nommanic: Double Team too!
(They all use Waterfall and race towards the others)
Pro Karter: ...! Use Swift, everyone!
Jay: They're hitting us! How?
Nommanic: The accuracy of Swift is "--"! Just use Disable!
Pro Karter: !!! Okay, Magical Leaf then! That got disabled? Then- AAAAAAAAAA
???: Hydro Pump!
Red Cherries: Not that! Okay, use Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: We can't let that hit!
Pro Karter: Okay then... MELEE COMBAT!!!
(Music Change)
(The Pro Karter hops off his kart and tries to punch T.)
Jay: Now you've gone too far!
(He and Opulent retaliate.)
Coach: No fist-fighting!
???: OBJECTION!
Coach: Now who said that? This isn't Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations!
Nommanic: You're right! This is Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney! The music playing now is "Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007."
Pro Karter: Don't break the fourth wall!
... ... ...
Coach: Where were we? Oh right you were fist-fighting.
...heh...
...!
Red Cherry: You don't! *hops out*
(The four fight.)
Coach: Now wait here-
(Music Change)
Georgie: Coach. Who said we couldn't fight?
Coach: but- *gets punched by georgie (who don't care)* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Georgie: Bye!
..............................................
Red Cherry: I'll use Sheer Cold and see to it you are knocked out!
(Sheer Cold is used and Team None gets knocked out.)
FINISH
1. Pro Karter + Red Cherry: + 15 each

Did not finish:
Team None - 5 each

Total:
Pro Cherries: 166
Team None: 83

Jay: WHAT IS THIS
Nommanic: What is this?!?
Opulent: WHAT IS THIS?!?
Nommanic: The final race will start. We must get ready.
(Music Change)
Raichu Raceway
(*bzap bzap*)
3 2 1 GO
Jay: Horn Drill spam time!
T: ... I think they had a falling out...
Nommanic: *smiling* excellent. We'll attack at nightfall take this chance to destroy them.


Pro Karter: What?! You can't abandon us!
Red Cherry: And let you losers win? Not a chance!
(The 4 get a perfect rocket start and frontrun.)
Pro Karter: You idiots! They are in the second lap already and we haven't done any- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Other Pro Karter: A Raichu! Mud Sport!
(Electricity's power was weakened!)
Red Cherry: C'mon guys! We can't let Team None win!
(The Red Cherries try to catch up.)

Jay: And FINISH!
T: ...Huh?!?
Jay: What happened?
Opulent: Did you...
Everyone: SKIP A CHECKPOINT?!?!?
(Music Change)
Jay: Darn it! What now?
(The Red Cherries finish.)
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Red Cherries + 8 each
Pro Karter: Ugh! You see? If we don't team up-
Coach: Now teaming up is not-
...
Coach: Never mind that! Keep playing!
Red Cherry: ...Fine. We'll team up again.
Team None: NOOOOO!!
Pro Karter: First things first we must take out T.
T: ...what?!
Everyone: WHAAAT?!?
(The Pro Cherries Melee Combat T.)
Kevin: Now that's violating Safety Sport Regulations! Fifty points each from Gryffindor and Slytherin Team None and Pro Cherries!
Team None: YESSS!!!

Conclusion:

Red Cherries, -50 each

DQ:
Pro Karter, -50 each
T, -50
Total:
None: 78
Pro Cherries: -202
Pro Cherry: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Coach: And the winner of the Grand Prix is...
TEAM NONE
Audience: They actually won! I don't believe it!
Coach: This concludes the Grand Prix. You are dismissed. *aside to Team None* meet me backstage, okay?
(Music Change)
...backstage...
Coach: You won, so you get to choose a starter Pokemon *aside* not you, Nommanic. You're already a trainer. --anyways, your pick.

1. Charmander
2. Bulbasaur
3. Squirtle

Okay @--T-- and @jay-- you guys discuss which one you choose. Opulent will take the one untaken.


























Yeah this is probably the longest episode I will ever do.
(Unless I do another Mario Kart cup episode)

S2E2

A day on the boat, pt. 2

1 hour later...
Red: And the winner of the Mario Kart World Competition is...
1. T
2. Jay
3. Nashatra
4. Red
5. Opulent
6. Kevin
7. Blue
8. Marcelo
9. Refridge
Red: Okay guys let's go back to the entertainment center you monkeys

At the entertainment center...
GamerGuy: Hi!!
Phanto: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi!!
Jay: Hi!!
T: Hi!!
Opulent: Hi!!
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
Opulent: I wouldn't say that...
GamerGuy: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Opulent: Strange. Even more deja vu here.
GamerGuy: ...
............
Back at Mario Kart...
Lakitu: Cast your votes...

Jay: Alright!
Lakitu: Because this is Desert Hills, everyone is bagging!
Jay: Bagging party everyone!
Lakitu: Everyone but Opulent is bagging! Opulent reaches the shortcut area... shock! Shock again! Jay uses a bullet bill and overtakes Opulent! Jay's in first place, and- shock again! This time it's GamerGuy that's using the bill! Meanwhile Jay is using a golden mushroom to take short cuts! Now, everyone else has finished their bagging. What's this? Opulent tries second lap bagging! Yes! She gets a Mega and Star and is using a golden mushroom! Jay is in first, T second, Phanto third, Opulent fourth, GamerGuy fifth, and GamerGirl sixth! GamerGirl throws her crystal, and GamerGuy overtakes Opulent for fifth place! Oh no! He gets hit by Phanto's green shells -- again -- and Opulent gets a bullet that gets her to second place! A shock! GamerGuy and GamerGirl are speeding towards the others with bullet bills! They overtake Phanto. They overtake Opulent, who decides to go for last-lap bagging! She pulls a golden mushroom as Jay finishes first and T second. Opulent uses the mushroom and knocks out Phanto and GamerGirl! GamerGuy finishes third, and Opulent fourth! GamerGirl is about to finish, but Phanto uses a blue shell!
Opulent: ...you mean spiny shell.
Lakitu: Phanto finishes fifth, and GamerGirl... sixth. Okay guys cast your votes...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Lakitu: The Mario Kart Center is experiencing a malfunction! We apologize for the inconvenience!
Jay: I guess we have to do something else...
Opulent: ...
Jay: Hello?
Opulent: ...what? Oh yeah. Hey, let's ALL go back to the cabin. I have to do a lot of explaining...
(EVERYONE goes back to the cabin.)

Some time later...
Jay: Oh hey it's 7:00PM! I guess we didn't have to find something else to do.
Red: Dinnertime! Our dinner is... Spaghetti with Mushrooms and Meatballs.
(They eat dinner while watching the Super Mario Bros Movie.)
Red: Bedtime everyone!
*click*
LIGHTS OUT
GOODNIGHT
Alarm: Here is some music to help you sleep.
(The easy parts -- the parts Beethoven wrote for Elise to play -- of Fur Elise play.)

S2 E1:
A day on the boat, pt.1

Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...

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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!

At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...

3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now Oh and a bowl for... T here.
Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.

20 minutes later...

Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!

20 minutes later...

Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!

...to be continued