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(DISCONTINUED) The Silly Adventures [fanfic]
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13792 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-07-07 at 22:58:15
Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
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1On 2025-07-06 at 00:50:05
Yo, another character!
Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???
Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.
)
Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.
Episode 2:
Car Accident
Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???
Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.
)Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.
Episode 2:
Car Accident
Everyone is in the car.
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1On 2025-06-29 at 23:08:02
Hey, no one said I (the dialogicion) couldn't submit a character!
Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.
Episode 1:
Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.
Episode 1:
Season 1: Episode 1: "Rollout of the Way!"
Red: Everyone get in the car! Let's go shopping!
Everyone: Yay...? Boo!!!...??? Yay!!!...???
Red: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!
(She gets a plushie; everyone goes to the garage.)
Nommanic: Really now. We already have-
Red: One whack! *hits him with the plushie*
Nommanic: Eeek! Togetic, Yawn!
(Red becomes drowsy and almost faints.)
Refridge: Hey...! We need to go shopping...! *freezes Togetic*
Nommanic: That's smart... Cold forks are disrespectful!
Everyone: ???
Kevin: (Let's see how this star beam works)
Nommanic: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!
(The garage catches on fire and explodes. When the --very many-- dust settles, Nommanic is the only one missing.)
T: Eeek! Wh-where did Nommanic go?
Nommanic: *in the sky* See you at the supermarket... Wait! Which one are you going to?!
Blue: Why did you ask me?
Red: *wakes up* Okay! Let's go to the... *notices the exploded garage* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Nommanic: *lands* It exploded. Don't take it personally...
*whack whack whackity-whack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(An earthquake starts.)
Everyone but Nommanic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The --very many-- dust settles again. Nommanic is again missing. Everyone else starts to Silly-mart on foot.)
Red: A boulder!
T: Aaah! Another one!
Marcelo: Oof! *spawns diamond sword* Hiyaah!... Oof!
(the septrio go back down the mountain and ride a helicopter.)
Nommanic: *suddenly* Hello.
Red: Bye! *whacks him*
Nommanic: *falls off the helicopter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: Y'know, we're at 36 inches off the ground. You can't die from a fall that high... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: I-I think the helicopter i-is malfunctioning!
Refridge: What..?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey! We're at the top! *whacks everyone*
T: Ouch!
Marcelo: Oof!
Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Refridge! You earned 32147238579384735675837643774895378563748952947562847654488230932489028340834758347549673498473974923793753757374555 dollars in Monopoly money!
(He eats half of it, freezes the other half and throws it off the mountain.)
Red: *whacks him* you're grounded!
Refridge: *falls off the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: Um, should we go down?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kevin: Is it raining? Because I think it is!
Everyone: *slips down the mountain*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey look! A car store! Let's steal a car!
Refridge: Wh-wh-what?!?!? You can't do that! That's illegal! I'll cut the power!
(Refridge cuts the power --again-- but Red uses her flashlight and hot-wires the car.)
Red: Lets's go!
Red: Everyone get in the car! Let's go shopping!
Everyone: Yay...? Boo!!!...??? Yay!!!...???
Red: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!
(She gets a plushie; everyone goes to the garage.)
Nommanic: Really now. We already have-
Red: One whack! *hits him with the plushie*
Nommanic: Eeek! Togetic, Yawn!
(Red becomes drowsy and almost faints.)
Refridge: Hey...! We need to go shopping...! *freezes Togetic*
Nommanic: That's smart... Cold forks are disrespectful!
Everyone: ???
Kevin: (Let's see how this star beam works)
Nommanic: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!
(The garage catches on fire and explodes. When the --very many-- dust settles, Nommanic is the only one missing.)
T: Eeek! Wh-where did Nommanic go?
Nommanic: *in the sky* See you at the supermarket... Wait! Which one are you going to?!
Blue: Why did you ask me?
Red: *wakes up* Okay! Let's go to the... *notices the exploded garage* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Nommanic: *lands* It exploded. Don't take it personally...
*whack whack whackity-whack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(An earthquake starts.)
Everyone but Nommanic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The --very many-- dust settles again. Nommanic is again missing. Everyone else starts to Silly-mart on foot.)
Red: A boulder!
T: Aaah! Another one!
Marcelo: Oof! *spawns diamond sword* Hiyaah!... Oof!
(the septrio go back down the mountain and ride a helicopter.)
Nommanic: *suddenly* Hello.
Red: Bye! *whacks him*
Nommanic: *falls off the helicopter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: Y'know, we're at 36 inches off the ground. You can't die from a fall that high... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: I-I think the helicopter i-is malfunctioning!
Refridge: What..?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey! We're at the top! *whacks everyone*
T: Ouch!
Marcelo: Oof!
Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Refridge! You earned 32147238579384735675837643774895378563748952947562847654488230932489028340834758347549673498473974923793753757374555 dollars in Monopoly money!
(He eats half of it, freezes the other half and throws it off the mountain.)
Red: *whacks him* you're grounded!
Refridge: *falls off the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: Um, should we go down?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kevin: Is it raining? Because I think it is!
Everyone: *slips down the mountain*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey look! A car store! Let's steal a car!
Refridge: Wh-wh-what?!?!? You can't do that! That's illegal! I'll cut the power!
(Refridge cuts the power --again-- but Red uses her flashlight and hot-wires the car.)
Red: Lets's go!
11On 2025-06-26 at 20:56:15
Here's my submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist
No! The protagonist and antagonist are not to be taken by forum members! They are default characters created by the author (Me)!
Prelude:
Season 1
Prelude:
Red: Let's go shopping!
Refridge: ...
Red: Say something! Don't ignore me!
Refridge: ...
Red: You're grounded!
(She starts to push Refridge to the corner, but Refridge freezes her feet to the ground.)
Blue: (off-screen) Red! I've been telling you to STOP GROUNDING PERSON for no reason! And besides, you've spent 6.3 billion dollars this week on shopping!
Red: So? We have 89 trillion dollars!
(Kevin picks up a water gun and shoots Red with it.)
Refridge: *gulp* (Walks outside) If you keep on being silly, I'll cut the power!
Red: If you do that, I'll ground you for 300 years!
(Refridge freezes a power line, and everything goes dark around the planet.[It was 2:00 am.])
Refridge: Whoops.
Prelude:
Red: Let's go shopping!
Refridge: ...
Red: Say something! Don't ignore me!
Refridge: ...
Red: You're grounded!
(She starts to push Refridge to the corner, but Refridge freezes her feet to the ground.)
Blue: (off-screen) Red! I've been telling you to STOP GROUNDING PERSON for no reason! And besides, you've spent 6.3 billion dollars this week on shopping!
Red: So? We have 89 trillion dollars!
(Kevin picks up a water gun and shoots Red with it.)
Refridge: *gulp* (Walks outside) If you keep on being silly, I'll cut the power!
Red: If you do that, I'll ground you for 300 years!
(Refridge freezes a power line, and everything goes dark around the planet.[It was 2:00 am.])
Refridge: Whoops.
I forgot to mention something! The ones on the antagonist's side are not silly. (At least, less silly.)
On 2025-06-25 at 22:37:26
Edit of January 24 2026: This first message is highly outdated. This was my PLAN for this fanfic, but things took a serious turn and now we have an adventure story with romantic elements. I want something to change the title to because this fanfic isn't doing well. I think people aren't taking it seriously. Well, for Season 3, here's how you submit a character:
Name
Colour
Personality
Location
(optional) Powers
(optional) Pokemon
(optional) More
Season 3 takes place in 2016-2017.
This is probably the longest-running fanfic on MKPC by Season count and one of the only purely adventure fanfics.
Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,and also punching for no apparent reason which usually cause a world war or something like that.
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case
)
Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
I want something to change the title to because this fanfic isn't doing well. I think people aren't taking it seriously. Well, for Season 3, here's how you submit a character:Name
Colour
Personality
Location
(optional) Powers
(optional) Pokemon
(optional) More
Season 3 takes place in 2016-2017.
This is probably the longest-running fanfic on MKPC by Season count and one of the only purely adventure fanfics.
Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case
)Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
Red
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Green
Opulent
Nommanic
Georgie
Yellow
Ruby
Sapphire
Emerald
Diamond
Pearl
Platinum.
Gold
Silver
Crystal
GamerGuy
Inferno
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella
potter
little potter
Chris
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Green
Opulent
Nommanic
Georgie
Yellow
Ruby
Sapphire
Emerald
Diamond
Pearl
Platinum.
Gold
Silver
Crystal
GamerGuy
Inferno
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella
potter
little potter
Chris
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
1I can't enable the Dark Shell.
On 2026-02-21 at 00:43:00
I've been typing the code "darkshell" in for 10 Minutes and it keeps saying "The item distribution text is not formatted correctly!"
Why is this not working?
Why is this not working?
Wait... aren't you supposed to be typing into the GUI (User Interface) with the item images and numbers? If you're typing into Import or Export, it will cause the item distribution text to not be formatted correctly. By the way, when you enable dark shell, a new column will pop up with its image, and you can now create item distributions with the dark shell.
0 IQ Simulator (Meme Topic)
On 2026-02-15 at 01:22:22
According to all known laws of math, 1+1=42.5.
In that case...
2 = 6 * 9 + 0.5
Oh, by the way, idk if anyone will get that reference.
On 2026-02-14 at 16:40:00
we should have AI overviews for every totally smart thing we say on this topic
What happens if I eat a smart toaster?
AI Overview
Eating a smart toaster is extremely dangerous and, if attempted, would result in severe medical emergencies rather than a technological breakfast.
Immediate Physical and Health Hazards:
Choking and Internal Damage: A toaster is made of metal, plastic, electronic circuit boards, and heating elements. Ingesting these, even in pieces, poses an extreme risk of choking, tearing the esophagus, or causing perforation of the stomach and intestines.
Toxic Material Ingestion: Smart toasters contain electronic components, heavy metals (like lead, mercury, or cadmium), and flame retardant chemicals in their circuitry, which are highly poisonous.
Chemical Exposure: Many modern toasters use PTFE (non-stick coatings) or other chemicals that can release toxic, persistent compounds.
Physical Injury: The sharp, torn metal parts could cause severe internal hemorrhaging.
Other Considerations:
Electrical Hazard: If the toaster is still plugged in, it can deliver a 120-1500 watt electric shock, which is dangerous or fatal.
Modern Features: Unlike a standard toaster, a smart toaster includes a screen, Wi-Fi capabilities, and a small computer, all of which are not edible and are toxic.
Conclusion:
Eating a smart toaster will cause severe, life-threatening injuries and requires immediate emergency medical attention (dialing 911 or local emergency services). Do not attempt this.
On 2025-11-23 at 15:10:45
WHY CAN'T I PLAY MKPC ON MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?!?
Kinda OT but:
Kinda OT but:
AI Overview
You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.
AI Overview Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness.
Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.
AI Overview
Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.
(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)
You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.
AI Overview Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness.
Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.
AI Overview
Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.
(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)
1Make a Mario Kart roster out of complete bias!
On 2026-02-16 at 18:01:30
How biased do you think this is?
(sry for the hard-to-readiness, I think the image wasn't saved properly. Anyways, they're Ghetsis, John Mcmurdo, Scream Tail, Steven, Cynthia, Wally, Shy Guy, N, Typhlosion, Vapoeon, Winona, Luigi from top left to bottom left, going from left to right.)
(sry for the hard-to-readiness, I think the image wasn't saved properly. Anyways, they're Ghetsis, John Mcmurdo, Scream Tail, Steven, Cynthia, Wally, Shy Guy, N, Typhlosion, Vapoeon, Winona, Luigi from top left to bottom left, going from left to right.)
RANKING OF KINGS JANUARY 2026
On 2026-01-01 at 20:01:01
This looks interesting! I'll participate in the tournament.
What can you do to speed up your typing?
On 2026-02-11 at 14:00:00
To speed up your typing, regular practise is the most important step, and creating a fanfic on MKPC makes this easy and effective. Even though using the correct finger placement and proper posture helps reduce unnecessary movement and fatigue, just do what feels right for you rather than whatever school taught you to do.
This is because focusing on accuracy and speed is better than taking forever to type like this, with your hands being on the asdf and jkl; keys. Writing a fanfiction can help with typing, too, as any form of writing gradually develops muscle memory so you can type easier and quicker. Just doing what feels right to you alsos help improve typing speed naturally and consistently.
Besides, if you really DO want to type better, don't use an AI engine. Type the ad yourself.
This is because focusing on accuracy and speed is better than taking forever to type like this, with your hands being on the asdf and jkl; keys. Writing a fanfiction can help with typing, too, as any form of writing gradually develops muscle memory so you can type easier and quicker. Just doing what feels right to you alsos help improve typing speed naturally and consistently.
Besides, if you really DO want to type better, don't use an AI engine. Type the ad yourself.
1trouver l'intrus:)
What is your favourite character in Super Mario?
On 2026-01-31 at 19:17:00
Luigi
CFPQMA [New multicup!]
On 2025-09-10 at 23:28:00
@MikeBash RD stands for "reverse drift," which is a strategy used by pros like me to charge many miniturbos and go faster than others.
@CanadaFromPWA Can I do the expert staff ghosts? I think I'll be called "Expert All-Stars★OCM" and either use one of my OCs or the China Countryball.
@CanadaFromPWA Can I do the expert staff ghosts? I think I'll be called "Expert All-Stars★OCM" and either use one of my OCs or the China Countryball.
111How did you your username?
On 2025-12-20 at 16:09:01
Time to explain everything again...
So basically, I used to play online games on Coolmathgames, and every username I used contained the word "Opulent" because I thought it looked cool even though I didn't know what it meant. (I looked it up sometime later.) When I played bloxd.io on CoolMath, I used "CraftyMystic" to reference a trick where a door is placed facing a different way than usual so people can walk through it when "closed" but not when it appears "open."
Then, when I played bloxd.io on the real website, my username became OpulentCraftyMystic because... (I shouldn't have to explain it; it's self-explanatory.) But, people kept calling me "Opulent," so when I came to MKPC, I shortened by username to "OCM."
(OrnamentsChristmasMonth and OctoberCreepyMonth also both stand for "OCM." I also named a fanfic character after "Opulent Crafty Mystic," so I guess my username isn't really "OpulentCraftyMystic" anymore, it's "OCM." )
So basically, I used to play online games on Coolmathgames, and every username I used contained the word "Opulent" because I thought it looked cool even though I didn't know what it meant. (I looked it up sometime later.) When I played bloxd.io on CoolMath, I used "CraftyMystic" to reference a trick where a door is placed facing a different way than usual so people can walk through it when "closed" but not when it appears "open."
Then, when I played bloxd.io on the real website, my username became OpulentCraftyMystic because... (I shouldn't have to explain it; it's self-explanatory.) But, people kept calling me "Opulent," so when I came to MKPC, I shortened by username to "OCM."
(OrnamentsChristmasMonth and OctoberCreepyMonth also both stand for "OCM." I also named a fanfic character after "Opulent Crafty Mystic," so I guess my username isn't really "OpulentCraftyMystic" anymore, it's "OCM." )
[Fanfic] Mario Kart Adventures
On 2026-01-08 at 01:00:01
Nominac Followhert
His name is Nommanic Folloreht, not "Nominac Followhert."
btw, are my other characters going to attend the races and cheer the racers on?
1On 2026-01-06 at 14:40:32
To OCM:Sorry it took me a while to respond back. I was just about to respond but my parents told me to dillydally to sleep. So sorry.
Anyways, you can make multiple characters but I need them in a team.
To Kirby64Switch2:Okay then...
Anyways, you can make multiple characters but I need them in a team.
To Kirby64Switch2:Okay then...
... I said they were on Team Shellies.
On 2026-01-05 at 23:11:11
Ah, yes. Another Mario Kart fanfic. Yeah, sure, I'll join. (Am I allowed to submit multiple characters?)
Character 1: Nommanic Folloreht
Color: #0080ff
Kart: MKPC Daisy Stats (If it's allowed)
Glider: Super Glider
Male
DOB: 2002 Age: 25
Stats: Speed: 1/10, Accel: 10/10, Weight: 5/10, Handling: 10/10
Personality: A pedant. He reverse drifts, trains Pokemon, and can make inferences like Sherlock Holmes does.
Character 2: Jimmy Lavendar (I know, that's not how Lavender is spelled, but that's his name.)
Color: #4000ff
Kart: Blue Seven
Gold Glider
Male
DOB: 2003 Age: 24
Stats: Speed: 9/10, Accel: 3/10, Handling: 2/10, Weight: 7/10
Personality: Clever! He can create brilliant plans to win. He also often wears a cape to impress Kris.
Character 3: Crystal Lynne (nickname: Kris. For the sake of the fanfic, just call her by her nickname.)
Color: #00c080
Kart: Streamliner
Swooper
Female
DOB: late 2003, Age: 23
Stats: Speed: 7/10, Accel: 7/10, Handling: 7/10, Weight: 7/10
Personality: Cheerful! Though sometimes can be stupid. Her dream job is to be a famous Pokemon Idol (look it up, you're a fanficker. Do your research.) She likes men that wear capes, so that explains why Jimmy wears capes...
Anyways, some more information about them:
They are all good friends, who all train Pokemon and own a Hoenn starter. Nommanic owns a Blaziken, Jimmy owns a Sceptile, and Kris a Swampert. They all also own a Pokegear (look it up). Nommanic is the strong trainer, Jimmy is the gimmick team trainer, and Kris the Pokemon Coordinator (look it up.) All three of them are on team Shellies. By the way, in case you're the kind of fanficker that includes... stuff in your fanfic (See super EXTREME Kart Episode 2) then... just a heads up, Nommanic has a """"Girlfriend"""" (Sabrina Nisaro.)
Some characters that will NOT be racing, instead they're just watching: (Hopefully these will be accepted as well.)
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Colour: #00c0ff
Nommanic's older brother. She's just here to cheer him on! She also trains Pokemon...
Veenyx Oiramybab
Colour: #008080
Nommanic's friend, who also trains Pokemon. (He)
Sabrina Nisaro
Colour: #ff0080
Another friend of Nommanic's who also trains Pokemon. (She)
Character 1: Nommanic Folloreht
Color: #0080ff
Kart: MKPC Daisy Stats (If it's allowed)
Glider: Super Glider
Male
DOB: 2002 Age: 25
Stats: Speed: 1/10, Accel: 10/10, Weight: 5/10, Handling: 10/10
Personality: A pedant. He reverse drifts, trains Pokemon, and can make inferences like Sherlock Holmes does.
Character 2: Jimmy Lavendar (I know, that's not how Lavender is spelled, but that's his name.)
Color: #4000ff
Kart: Blue Seven
Gold Glider
Male
DOB: 2003 Age: 24
Stats: Speed: 9/10, Accel: 3/10, Handling: 2/10, Weight: 7/10
Personality: Clever! He can create brilliant plans to win. He also often wears a cape to impress Kris.
Character 3: Crystal Lynne (nickname: Kris. For the sake of the fanfic, just call her by her nickname.)
Color: #00c080
Kart: Streamliner
Swooper
Female
DOB: late 2003, Age: 23
Stats: Speed: 7/10, Accel: 7/10, Handling: 7/10, Weight: 7/10
Personality: Cheerful! Though sometimes can be stupid. Her dream job is to be a famous Pokemon Idol (look it up, you're a fanficker. Do your research.) She likes men that wear capes, so that explains why Jimmy wears capes...
Anyways, some more information about them:
They are all good friends, who all train Pokemon and own a Hoenn starter. Nommanic owns a Blaziken, Jimmy owns a Sceptile, and Kris a Swampert. They all also own a Pokegear (look it up). Nommanic is the strong trainer, Jimmy is the gimmick team trainer, and Kris the Pokemon Coordinator (look it up.) All three of them are on team Shellies. By the way, in case you're the kind of fanficker that includes... stuff in your fanfic (See super EXTREME Kart Episode 2) then... just a heads up, Nommanic has a """"Girlfriend"""" (Sabrina Nisaro.)
Some characters that will NOT be racing, instead they're just watching: (Hopefully these will be accepted as well.)
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Colour: #00c0ff
Nommanic's older brother. She's just here to cheer him on! She also trains Pokemon...
Veenyx Oiramybab
Colour: #008080
Nommanic's friend, who also trains Pokemon. (He)
Sabrina Nisaro
Colour: #ff0080
Another friend of Nommanic's who also trains Pokemon. (She)
1(Fanfic) Mario Kart Multiverse
On 2025-12-22 at 16:03:00
Edit: I didn't see that snowdrift suggested Anime Team Rocket. I might suggest doing Team Rainbow Rocket from USUM (Ghetsis, Lysandre, Giovanni, Cyrus, Maxie, and Archie.)
That's pretty cool! Though I think you may have some of the colours mixed up...
THIS is what Nommanic's colour should be.
THIS is what Opulent's colour should be.
Anyways, really interesting introduction! I have another idea for the main antagonist/villian:
Pyro Aenimade (formerly Pyra Aenimade)
Destructive. Wants to take over the world.
#c00000
Bad, duh.
Kart: None.
Some background information: She/He has incredible powers, including pyrokinesis, flight, energy ball, laser eyes, etc. Her/His main Pokemon is a Horn Drill Rhyperior that can attack people and knock them out. She/He was once defeated before, but fused with a Virus he/she made to become more powerful. He/she can kill people, by the way. The good team might need some legendaries to help them out... like, idk, Mewtwo, Mew, Celebi, Lugia (not Ho-oh), Primal Groundon, Primal Kyogre, Mega Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Origin Giratina, Arceus, a somehow fused Reshiram + Zekrom + Kyurem(?), and I don't know any legendaries after Gen V.
Prologue: Mario Kart Multiverse
Friday, December 19th 2025.....
128 is playing Mario Kart with his Friends. The track? GBA Luigi Circuit. It is always raining there. Always.....
Our friend 128 is doing good in this race. He is in second place heading in to the final lap when suddenly his b-dasher kart stops moving and the rain goes away...
All of 128's friends he was racing with disappear and he is left all alone...
Soon, all he sees is black.
?: so... how exactly did you end up here?
128: so its kinda a long story...
128: so i was just normally racing with my friends on GBA Luigi Circuit when the rain stopped and-
?: so...what universe do you come from?
128: wait wait wait... did you say what universe?
?: yeah... have you never heard of the other worlds?
128: what do you mean other worlds? I thought there was only one world...
?: okay...strange... but you said GBA Luigi Circuit, right?
128: yeah...
So you must come from either Mario Kart Super Circuit, Mario Kart DS or Mario Kart Tour... so... I'll ask you this question: have you ever raced with a guy named Rob?
128: Yeah! Rob is one of my best friends!
?: great. That means that that you come from the world of Mario Kart DS. The land of figure 8 circuits, snaking, and b-dashers.
?: well this is the Mario Kart Multiverse. Welcome. This is the area people come to play other Mario Kart games and get mods and stuff.
128: ok... im listening...
?: I would like to ask you a huge favor since you are like the only person here who doesn't know what they are doing and the only one not planning to go anywhere
128: ummm alright...
?: basically there is a group of people who go around and mess up people's worlds and races. I am giving you the task of stopping them. This is a very dangerous job and I dont know if any singular person will be able to do it on their own.
128: wait wait wait wait wait... hold on... I think my friends that I was racing with might have been captured and those evil people are behind it
?: Yes. I believe so...
128: Alright. I will do anything to save my friends.
?: Wait! come back!
?: In order to complete this insane mission you are going to need to go to the Multiverse Hall.
128: What exactly is the Multiverse Hall?
?: it is right down there (? points to a seemingly endless hallway with trillions of portals to different worlds) the Multiverse Hall is a long hallway that nobody has ever reached the end of. It contains every portal to every world or variation of Mario Kart. Even some nobody has ever heard of, like Mario Kart Arcade Grand Prix Deluxe But It Is Upside Down, Inside Out And Backwards. The thing is, we dont know which world they are hiding in. Just please if you do decide to do this to be extremely careful. This group, although it is just 3 people, is insanely powerful and very dangerous. The evil group is likely hiding in such an unlikely place. Try and understand to just go in portals that seem suspicious. You should also probably form a team to help take them down. You dont have to do this if it seems like too much to handle or it seems too difficult, but there are over 96 thousand individuals that have been captured by this group over the past 3 years
128: I will do it. For my friends and all of the others that have been trapped by this group. I will take them down. I will do what is right.
?: That is great. Thank you for doing this.
So that was the prologue. That gives some background information and sets the scene for the rest of the story.
Episode 1 coming soon...
Friday, December 19th 2025.....
128 is playing Mario Kart with his Friends. The track? GBA Luigi Circuit. It is always raining there. Always.....
Our friend 128 is doing good in this race. He is in second place heading in to the final lap when suddenly his b-dasher kart stops moving and the rain goes away...
All of 128's friends he was racing with disappear and he is left all alone...
Soon, all he sees is black.
2 hours later.....
?: so... how exactly did you end up here?
128: so its kinda a long story...
128: so i was just normally racing with my friends on GBA Luigi Circuit when the rain stopped and-
?: so...what universe do you come from?
128: wait wait wait... did you say what universe?
?: yeah... have you never heard of the other worlds?
128: what do you mean other worlds? I thought there was only one world...
?: okay...strange... but you said GBA Luigi Circuit, right?
128: yeah...
So you must come from either Mario Kart Super Circuit, Mario Kart DS or Mario Kart Tour... so... I'll ask you this question: have you ever raced with a guy named Rob?
128: Yeah! Rob is one of my best friends!
?: great. That means that that you come from the world of Mario Kart DS. The land of figure 8 circuits, snaking, and b-dashers.
?: well this is the Mario Kart Multiverse. Welcome. This is the area people come to play other Mario Kart games and get mods and stuff.
128: ok... im listening...
?: I would like to ask you a huge favor since you are like the only person here who doesn't know what they are doing and the only one not planning to go anywhere
128: ummm alright...
?: basically there is a group of people who go around and mess up people's worlds and races. I am giving you the task of stopping them. This is a very dangerous job and I dont know if any singular person will be able to do it on their own.
128: wait wait wait wait wait... hold on... I think my friends that I was racing with might have been captured and those evil people are behind it
?: Yes. I believe so...
128: Alright. I will do anything to save my friends.
128 starts running away to try and find them
?: Wait! come back!
128 walks back to ? in order to get more information
?: In order to complete this insane mission you are going to need to go to the Multiverse Hall.
128: What exactly is the Multiverse Hall?
?: it is right down there (? points to a seemingly endless hallway with trillions of portals to different worlds) the Multiverse Hall is a long hallway that nobody has ever reached the end of. It contains every portal to every world or variation of Mario Kart. Even some nobody has ever heard of, like Mario Kart Arcade Grand Prix Deluxe But It Is Upside Down, Inside Out And Backwards. The thing is, we dont know which world they are hiding in. Just please if you do decide to do this to be extremely careful. This group, although it is just 3 people, is insanely powerful and very dangerous. The evil group is likely hiding in such an unlikely place. Try and understand to just go in portals that seem suspicious. You should also probably form a team to help take them down. You dont have to do this if it seems like too much to handle or it seems too difficult, but there are over 96 thousand individuals that have been captured by this group over the past 3 years
128: I will do it. For my friends and all of the others that have been trapped by this group. I will take them down. I will do what is right.
?: That is great. Thank you for doing this.
So that was the prologue. That gives some background information and sets the scene for the rest of the story.
Episode 1 coming soon...
That's pretty cool! Though I think you may have some of the colours mixed up...
THIS is what Nommanic's colour should be.
THIS is what Opulent's colour should be.
Anyways, really interesting introduction! I have another idea for the main antagonist/villian:
Pyro Aenimade (formerly Pyra Aenimade)
Destructive. Wants to take over the world.
#c00000
Bad, duh.
Kart: None.
Some background information: She/He has incredible powers, including pyrokinesis, flight, energy ball, laser eyes, etc. Her/His main Pokemon is a Horn Drill Rhyperior that can attack people and knock them out. She/He was once defeated before, but fused with a Virus he/she made to become more powerful. He/she can kill people, by the way. The good team might need some legendaries to help them out... like, idk, Mewtwo, Mew, Celebi, Lugia (not Ho-oh), Primal Groundon, Primal Kyogre, Mega Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Origin Giratina, Arceus, a somehow fused Reshiram + Zekrom + Kyurem(?), and I don't know any legendaries after Gen V.