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13318 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-08-11 at 00:32:35
Now how did I get stuck here?
(Don't worry, I got out just fine.)
[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race
On 2025-07-29 at 23:51:25
Season 2
Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*
Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
ad plays
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 2nd quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
ad plays
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 2nd quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
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I feel like you're stealing the idea of "Mario Kart Fist-Fighting" from my fanfic...
(more specifically, the episode I just released.)
1On 2025-06-23 at 20:18:21
Nommanic: Where's the phone?
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
1On 2025-05-26 at 23:16:16
Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
Ok. Next time, if Joshy or Yoshi talks to me, I'll just ignore them completely, and if there's no one else to talk to, I'll give some cryptic responses.
I know I wasn't supposed to hear that, but maybe I can perceive other peoples' intentions (if that's allowed) in stressful situations. (Like being in last place in the last lap. I'll try harder to win the race if that happens.)
On 2025-05-25 at 20:01:36
Name: Nommanic Folloreht.
Colour: Cyan
Colour: Cyan
1Make Ur Track/Character apart of MKCD!!!
On 2025-08-09 at 20:48:34
idk if you will like this one but
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?¡=192245
This was my first complete mode circuit so don't expect much,name:Mushroom Circuit
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?¡=192245
This was my first complete mode circuit so don't expect much,name:Mushroom Circuit
I'm sorry, but it won't let me in. I cannot put something that I myself can't play into the game.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=192245 Fixed it.
What happens if a blue shell, 3 red shells and a bomb all come at the same time
On 2025-08-11 at 02:30:39
If they all come at the EXACT SAME TIME, you would be protected by the invincibility frames.
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22Spitting facts until i get gold mario
On 2025-08-07 at 22:17:01
I'm pretty sure this can potentially lead to message farming. The message leaderboard isn't even that important.
(Image from SuperSwimmer's profile.)
(Image from SuperSwimmer's profile.)
1011Highest DM Count
Is POW Team Unfair?
On 2025-08-07 at 01:20:10
I think Team POW... is unfair, because if almost everyone is on the same team, it effectively destroys the idea of clan wars.
🚂 Anecdote Mario Kart 64 & MK8 Deluxe : Le tunnel du train 🛤️
On 2025-08-06 at 21:09:50
Vous saviez que dans Mario Kart 64, sur le circuit Désert Kalimari, on peut rentrer dans le tunnel du train ?
Bon... c'est pas fait pour ça 😅, mais si on force un peu, on peut quand même s'y aventurer (attention au crash avec la loco 💥).
Mais dans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, avec le Booster Course Pass, ce même tunnel devient un vrai passage dès le 3e tour !
Un changement de tracé automatique nous fait passer directement dans le tunnel, avec un remix de la musique et une ambiance retravaillée. 🔥
C’est super stylé de voir l’évolution d’un circuit entre les générations de consoles !
Et oui... j'ai testé sur MK64 juste pour voir si c’était faisable 😏
Bon... c'est pas fait pour ça 😅, mais si on force un peu, on peut quand même s'y aventurer (attention au crash avec la loco 💥).
Mais dans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, avec le Booster Course Pass, ce même tunnel devient un vrai passage dès le 3e tour !
Un changement de tracé automatique nous fait passer directement dans le tunnel, avec un remix de la musique et une ambiance retravaillée. 🔥
C’est super stylé de voir l’évolution d’un circuit entre les générations de consoles !
Et oui... j'ai testé sur MK64 juste pour voir si c’était faisable 😏
Can someone please translate this?
Courtesy of Google Translate:
Did you know that in Mario Kart 64, on the Kalimari Desert track, you can enter the train tunnel?
Well... it's not designed for that 😅, but if you push yourself a little, you can still venture through it (watch out for the engine crash 💥).
But in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, with the Booster Course Pass, this same tunnel becomes a real passageway from the 3rd lap!
An automatic track change takes you directly into the tunnel, with a remix of the music and a reworked atmosphere. 🔥
It's super cool to see how a track evolves between console generations!
And yes... I tested it on MK64 just to see if it was feasible 😏
1cool additions to mkpc
On 2025-07-29 at 22:47:28
Okay look: THERE'S ALREADY A TOPIC FOR THIS
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962
3Worst Track in the Base Game?
On 2025-07-28 at 01:35:10
Well...
DS Airship Fortress
1. The annoying bullet bills
2. The somewhat annoying tight turns at the right.
3. The slightly annoying sharp turn after the cannon.
DS Airship Fortress
1. The annoying bullet bills
2. The somewhat annoying tight turns at the right.
3. The slightly annoying sharp turn after the cannon.
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1Something you HATE a lot
On 2025-05-15 at 00:12:40
I hate it when a rival CPU soccer player gets past ALL my defenders in FIFA 11.
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In this case, the paratroopas represent my defenders, the toad represents the player who just scored, the yoshi is my GK, and the smiley face is the ball.
_______ | ------|In this case, the paratroopas represent my defenders, the toad represents the player who just scored, the yoshi is my GK, and the smiley face is the ball.
1Mario Kart: Legends Track Submissions
On 2025-06-16 at 22:24:35
How Did You Find Mario Kart PC?
On 2025-01-23 at 00:43:06
An unnamed(to you) relative likes to play this game, so I got interested and tried it on my computer.
Reverse drift advice
On 2025-07-25 at 23:36:42
My advice: as soon as the mini-turbo turns yellow, release the turbo.
Guess the Person (Game)
On 2025-07-18 at 23:38:25
1. The person who we all hate
2. Someone that has bowser in their name
3. The person who created MKPC
Edit: different clues people
2. Someone that has bowser in their name
3. The person who created MKPC
Edit: different clues people
Tendokiddo
???
Wargor
I think the second one is OrientationAI, formerly BowserGRRRRR (plus or minus some Rs)
1Tips for a Beginner
On 2025-07-23 at 23:31:44
How Do I Unlock Waluigi,He's My Favorite!
2 ways:
1. Play Grand Prix and get Cups. (Preferably gold)
2. Use a custom character.
Does It Have To Be A Certain Cup Or Not?
Wait,It Does,Because For SNES Mushroom Cup,I Got Koopa,Not Waluigi!The Cross Reaction Is A Lie,So I No Longer Trust OCM!
You don't have to be like that, OCM's not a liar, he just didn't know that cirtain thing. I think you have beat some custom cups and maybe a bit of base game. If this doesn't work, ask an admin like BowserJr03 or Wargor.
First of all, I unlocked all characters. I KNOW what I am saying. You just need to get more cups. Like, get 3 cups. Or 7 cups. Also when you get all cups in the base game (Gold cup, that is) Play custom cups.
On 2025-07-19 at 21:04:05
How Do I Unlock Waluigi,He's My Favorite!
2 ways:
1. Play Grand Prix and get Cups. (Preferably gold)
2. Use a custom character.
Edit: @BlueFalcon The cup doesn't matter, only the number of cups and your final rank (Bronze, Silver, Gold)