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[Fanfic] Sebastian Kart: The Story. (Season 2 Sign Ups!)
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13464 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-08-26 at 01:16:45
Something I Forgot To Say It's That Every Season Will Start With A Proluge Episode So Get Ready To See How Season 2 Starts!
S2 EPISODE 0: The Proluge.
(3 Months After The Apple Cup)
Sebastian: Atleast I Have Some Peace Nowdays After All Of That Chaos 1 Week Ago!
Sebastian: Well I Should Just Relax And-
(He Gets A Message In His Phone)
Sebastian: Uh? A Message?
(The Message: Yoshi LOVER: Hey Sebastian! Some People Who Work In That Racing Place We Were Three Months Ago Invited Us For Another Cup! Do You Wanna Go?)
Sebastian: Wait WHAT?!
Music:
Sebastian: Alright... So Here I Am...
Sebastian: I'm So Nervous Right Now To Be Honest..
(Minutes Later After Signing Up For The Cup)
Sebastian: Okay So... They Told Me That There Could Be New Racers To Participe Here..
(Sebastian Enters The Waiting Room)
Sebastian: So I Wonder Who May Be The New Racers-
???: Who Are You?
Sebastian: Oh Hey, I'm Sebastian
Sebastian: I'm One Of The Racers Here...
Sebastian: Wait Are You A Racer Too?
???: Yeah I Am A Racer Too..
Opulent: By The Way My Name's Opulent If You're Wondering...
Opulent: Even Tho I Don't Fully Know You Or Trust You..
Sebastian: Well Makes Sense Since We Have Never Seen Each Other..
Opulent: Yeah And I Could Have Created Fire On You The First Second I Saw You..
Sebastian Yeah- Wait What?
Sebastian: What Do You Mean By "Created Fire On Me??"
(Opulent Says Nothing But Creates Fire To Show Him And Then Makes The Fire Disappear)
Sebastian: Oh I See Now...
???: So I Guess You Came Here Too...
Sebastian: Wait That Voice It's Familiar-
Sebastian: COBALTGPT?!
Cobaltgpt: Surprised To See Me?
Opulent: Wait You Two Know Each Other?
Sebastian And Cobaltgpt: Yeah Because We Were Racing Together Three Months Ago
???: Hey There Guys!
Sebastian: Yoshi LOVER!
Cobaltgpt: Hello Dude!
Yoshi LOVER: I Knew You Were Going To Be Here Sebastian!
Yoshi LOVER: And I Can't Believe You're Here Too Cobaltgpt!
Cobaltgpt: Heh Yeah Makes Sense Why Would You Be Surprised Too
Opulent: I Don't Understand What's Happening Here...
Opulent: But I Guess I Shouldn't Really Care About Any Of That
Yoshi LOVER: I've Also Heared That SM7 And Marcelo Would Come Back Too!
Sebastian: Cool!
Cobaltgpt: Interesting!
Yoshi LOVER: Yeah And-
???: So... You're Here Too...
Cobaltgpt And Opulent: Huh?
Sebastian: Who It's That!?
Sebastian: And Why Does It Kinda Look... Like Me?
Yoshi LOVER: Not You...
???: I Guess We See Each Other Again After One Month...
???: YOSHI LOVER...
End Of The Proluge Episode!
Hope Y'all Like This Proluge Episode!
Spoiler Alert About This Secret Character Down Here...:
S2 EPISODE 0: The Proluge.
(3 Months After The Apple Cup)
Sebastian: Atleast I Have Some Peace Nowdays After All Of That Chaos 1 Week Ago!
Sebastian: Well I Should Just Relax And-
(He Gets A Message In His Phone)
Sebastian: Uh? A Message?
(The Message: Yoshi LOVER: Hey Sebastian! Some People Who Work In That Racing Place We Were Three Months Ago Invited Us For Another Cup! Do You Wanna Go?)
Sebastian: Wait WHAT?!
Music:
Sebastian: Alright... So Here I Am...
Sebastian: I'm So Nervous Right Now To Be Honest..
(Minutes Later After Signing Up For The Cup)
Sebastian: Okay So... They Told Me That There Could Be New Racers To Participe Here..
(Sebastian Enters The Waiting Room)
Sebastian: So I Wonder Who May Be The New Racers-
???: Who Are You?
Sebastian: Oh Hey, I'm Sebastian
Sebastian: I'm One Of The Racers Here...
Sebastian: Wait Are You A Racer Too?
???: Yeah I Am A Racer Too..
Opulent: By The Way My Name's Opulent If You're Wondering...
Opulent: Even Tho I Don't Fully Know You Or Trust You..
Sebastian: Well Makes Sense Since We Have Never Seen Each Other..
Opulent: Yeah And I Could Have Created Fire On You The First Second I Saw You..
Sebastian Yeah- Wait What?
Sebastian: What Do You Mean By "Created Fire On Me??"
(Opulent Says Nothing But Creates Fire To Show Him And Then Makes The Fire Disappear)
Sebastian: Oh I See Now...
???: So I Guess You Came Here Too...
Sebastian: Wait That Voice It's Familiar-
Sebastian: COBALTGPT?!
Cobaltgpt: Surprised To See Me?
Opulent: Wait You Two Know Each Other?
Sebastian And Cobaltgpt: Yeah Because We Were Racing Together Three Months Ago
???: Hey There Guys!
Sebastian: Yoshi LOVER!
Cobaltgpt: Hello Dude!
Yoshi LOVER: I Knew You Were Going To Be Here Sebastian!
Yoshi LOVER: And I Can't Believe You're Here Too Cobaltgpt!
Cobaltgpt: Heh Yeah Makes Sense Why Would You Be Surprised Too
Opulent: I Don't Understand What's Happening Here...
Opulent: But I Guess I Shouldn't Really Care About Any Of That
Yoshi LOVER: I've Also Heared That SM7 And Marcelo Would Come Back Too!
Sebastian: Cool!
Cobaltgpt: Interesting!
Yoshi LOVER: Yeah And-
???: So... You're Here Too...
Cobaltgpt And Opulent: Huh?
Sebastian: Who It's That!?
Sebastian: And Why Does It Kinda Look... Like Me?
Yoshi LOVER: Not You...
???: I Guess We See Each Other Again After One Month...
???: YOSHI LOVER...
End Of The Proluge Episode!
Hope Y'all Like This Proluge Episode!
Spoiler Alert About This Secret Character Down Here...:
Nice episode!
Extra stuff I would like you to add:
Whenever she talks about creating fire, it's called "pyrokinesis."
Opulent: Hey, just so ya know I would prefer it if you called it "pyrokinesis."
The only people who have participated in this fanfic that she knows are Marcelo and Indianario. And Nommanic, if I decide to add him. (Maybe in Season 3?)
On 2025-08-23 at 23:17:30
Yeah sure, why not?
Opulent
Usually nonchalant, can read minds and create fire, and is extremely serious.
Cyan
Usually uses the Dry Bomber from MKDS.
Uhh a totally normal glider
Girl
Extra stuff you DEFINITELY don't need:
She can be age 4, 16, 21, or 28. I don't suggest 4 tho, she can't drive a kart nor use pyrokinesis. By age 21 and after, she has a level 100 Gastly that can possess people, a level 100 Haunter that haunts people, and a level 100 Gengar that is her main for general battling. Because of her ability to read minds, she can sense invisible people (or ghosts, if they exist) as will have been shown in S1E1 of TsMK. She has a little brother, called Nommanic Folloreht, who is 3 years younger than she is. Her full name is Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht. She is generally good friends with people from TSA, especially Diamond or Pearl. She's really good at MKDS snaking, and HATES the Pro Karters.
Opulent
Usually nonchalant, can read minds and create fire, and is extremely serious.
Cyan
Usually uses the Dry Bomber from MKDS.
Uhh a totally normal glider
Girl
Extra stuff you DEFINITELY don't need:
She can be age 4, 16, 21, or 28. I don't suggest 4 tho, she can't drive a kart nor use pyrokinesis. By age 21 and after, she has a level 100 Gastly that can possess people, a level 100 Haunter that haunts people, and a level 100 Gengar that is her main for general battling. Because of her ability to read minds, she can sense invisible people (or ghosts, if they exist) as will have been shown in S1E1 of TsMK. She has a little brother, called Nommanic Folloreht, who is 3 years younger than she is. Her full name is Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht. She is generally good friends with people from TSA, especially Diamond or Pearl. She's really good at MKDS snaking, and HATES the Pro Karters.
1Different Dimension [Fanfic]
On 2025-09-02 at 21:13:00
Sorry for not posting sooner. I was on vacation and didn't have my computer, (though I did see this topic.)
Okay, time for a whopping FOUR characters. All of them are cyan:
Nommanic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Psychically manipulate objects, for example playing music, turning on lights, opening the dishwasher, turning on the water...
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, converses with snark, and is pedantic.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis. In this case, the fire produced can act as a liquid, absorbing attacks, a solid, reflecting attacks, or gas, acting as normal fire.
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, and overall very serious.
The other two:
Cinnamon Folloreht (A he)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Able to MOVE objects, for example floating a water bottle, lifting trees into the air, grabbing a book from the shelf, etc. He can also manipulate people if the victim is weak-willed.
Personality: He's nonchalant, of course, dashing as well, and smirks a lot.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (A She)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Creating ice. The ice can act as normal, pure, ice, or can act as a cold mist.
Personality: She's nonchalant, very serious, and often very confident.
Extra: Nommanic's Pokemon are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, and Alolan Golem. Cinnamon's Pokemon are: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, and Hisuian Electrode. Opulent's Pokemon are: Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and Esoteric's Pokemon are Glaceon, Espeon, and Sylveon.
Okay, time for a whopping FOUR characters. All of them are cyan:
Nommanic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Psychically manipulate objects, for example playing music, turning on lights, opening the dishwasher, turning on the water...
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, converses with snark, and is pedantic.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis. In this case, the fire produced can act as a liquid, absorbing attacks, a solid, reflecting attacks, or gas, acting as normal fire.
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, and overall very serious.
The other two:
Cinnamon Folloreht (A he)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Able to MOVE objects, for example floating a water bottle, lifting trees into the air, grabbing a book from the shelf, etc. He can also manipulate people if the victim is weak-willed.
Personality: He's nonchalant, of course, dashing as well, and smirks a lot.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (A She)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Creating ice. The ice can act as normal, pure, ice, or can act as a cold mist.
Personality: She's nonchalant, very serious, and often very confident.
Extra: Nommanic's Pokemon are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, and Alolan Golem. Cinnamon's Pokemon are: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, and Hisuian Electrode. Opulent's Pokemon are: Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and Esoteric's Pokemon are Glaceon, Espeon, and Sylveon.
Why do you always send multiple characters.
(Question mark, people! Question mark!)
The answer is simple... or not:
1. Why do people even send fanfic characters?
2. RealGamerGuy sends two characters.
3. I have multiple OCs.
4. Why should I send only one character?
5. Who cares if I send multiple characters?
6. This fanfic is Cinnamon and Esoteric's debut as fanfic characters.
7. Without one of the two characters at the top, this fanfic wouldn't be complete, because... it's complicated. Friendship, that is.
On 2025-09-01 at 22:44:41
Sorry for not posting sooner. I was on vacation and didn't have my computer, (though I did see this topic.)
Okay, time for a whopping FOUR characters. All of them are cyan:
Nommanic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Psychically manipulate objects, for example playing music, turning on lights, opening the dishwasher, turning on the water...
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, converses with snark, and is pedantic.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis. In this case, the fire produced can act as a liquid, absorbing attacks, a solid, reflecting attacks, or gas, acting as normal fire.
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, and overall very serious.
The other two:
Cinnamon Folloreht (A he)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Able to MOVE objects, for example floating a water bottle, lifting trees into the air, grabbing a book from the shelf, etc. He can also manipulate people if the victim is weak-willed.
Personality: He's nonchalant, of course, dashing as well, and smirks a lot.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (A She)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Creating ice. The ice can act as normal, pure, ice, or can act as a cold mist.
Personality: She's nonchalant, very serious, and often very confident.
Extra: Nommanic's Pokemon are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, and Alolan Golem. Cinnamon's Pokemon are: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, and Hisuian Electrode. Opulent's Pokemon are: Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and Esoteric's Pokemon are Glaceon, Espeon, and Sylveon.
Okay, time for a whopping FOUR characters. All of them are cyan:
Nommanic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Psychically manipulate objects, for example playing music, turning on lights, opening the dishwasher, turning on the water...
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, converses with snark, and is pedantic.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis. In this case, the fire produced can act as a liquid, absorbing attacks, a solid, reflecting attacks, or gas, acting as normal fire.
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, and overall very serious.
The other two:
Cinnamon Folloreht (A he)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Able to MOVE objects, for example floating a water bottle, lifting trees into the air, grabbing a book from the shelf, etc. He can also manipulate people if the victim is weak-willed.
Personality: He's nonchalant, of course, dashing as well, and smirks a lot.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (A She)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Creating ice. The ice can act as normal, pure, ice, or can act as a cold mist.
Personality: She's nonchalant, very serious, and often very confident.
Extra: Nommanic's Pokemon are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, and Alolan Golem. Cinnamon's Pokemon are: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, and Hisuian Electrode. Opulent's Pokemon are: Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and Esoteric's Pokemon are Glaceon, Espeon, and Sylveon.
1Why does lionel keep spam inviting me. How has nobody noticed this yet.
On 2025-08-21 at 00:47:29
No, he just likes to invite people. What makes you think he is taunting you? It's not like he knows rd.
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1{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!
On 2025-08-13 at 02:18:49
Here, why not? (Hope you don't mind @SuperSwimmer)
Nommanic Folloreht
13-year-old Pokemon Trainer
Reacts pedantically, nonchalantly, or snarkily. (Whichever's best)
Cyan!!
Lightweight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Volcan
Weapons: Time Blade, Star Bow
Items: 20 Hyper Potions, 20 Full Heals, Pokemon:
Lvl 80 Typhlosion
Eruption, Shadow Claw, Solar Beam, Sunny Day
Lvl 50 SHINY Gyarados
Bite, Ice Fang, Waterfall, Dragon Dance
Lvl 50 Raichu
Thunderbolt, Rain Dance, Surf, Thunder Wave
Lvl 40 Vapereon
Surf, Aurora Beam, Bite, Shadow Ball
Lvl 40 Graveler
Earthquake, Rollout, Strength, Rock Smash
Lvl 30 Kadabra
Teleport, Psybeam, Disable, Magical Eye
Lvl 20 Pichu
Nasty Plot, Charm, Thundershock, Thunder Wave
Lvl 20 Machop
Karate Chop, Low Kick, Focus Energy, Leer
Lvl 20 Bellsprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, Stun Spore
Lvl 30 Togetic:
Yawn, Extrasensory, Fly, Magical Leaf
Lvl 20 Poliwag
Hypnosis, Rain Dance, Water Gun, Double Slap
Kart: MKPC Daisy
A quick learner, he is moderately skilled in almost everything. He hates burgers. He is a pro at reverse drifting, and is capable of many shortcuts. He does not bag. He has war experience, and can use a spear well, though he is somewhat weak. His favorite food is ramen. His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
Next character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Psychic 16-year-old novice trainer
Her personality is similar to Nommanic's, but she leans on the pedantic side and not on the nonchalant or snarky side.
Cyan!!
Medium Weight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Psycho
Weapons: Star Blade, Star Bow
Items: A weird rock that is indistinguishable from a Moon Stone (A gift from Nommanic), and a Pokemon:
Lvl 10 Charmander
Scratch, Smokescreen, Ember, Bite
Kart: Dry Bomber
She has Pryokinetic powers, is quite physically capable, and yes she is Nommanic's sister. She dislikes burgers. She is a pro at Mario Kart DS and can easily outrun reverse drifters by snaking. She doesn't bag either. She often throws her kart for stylish and practical moves. Her favorite food is pizza.
Nommanic Folloreht
13-year-old Pokemon Trainer
Reacts pedantically, nonchalantly, or snarkily. (Whichever's best)
Cyan!!
Lightweight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Volcan
Weapons: Time Blade, Star Bow
Items: 20 Hyper Potions, 20 Full Heals, Pokemon:
Lvl 80 Typhlosion
Eruption, Shadow Claw, Solar Beam, Sunny Day
Lvl 50 SHINY Gyarados
Bite, Ice Fang, Waterfall, Dragon Dance
Lvl 50 Raichu
Thunderbolt, Rain Dance, Surf, Thunder Wave
Lvl 40 Vapereon
Surf, Aurora Beam, Bite, Shadow Ball
Lvl 40 Graveler
Earthquake, Rollout, Strength, Rock Smash
Lvl 30 Kadabra
Teleport, Psybeam, Disable, Magical Eye
Lvl 20 Pichu
Nasty Plot, Charm, Thundershock, Thunder Wave
Lvl 20 Machop
Karate Chop, Low Kick, Focus Energy, Leer
Lvl 20 Bellsprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, Stun Spore
Lvl 30 Togetic:
Yawn, Extrasensory, Fly, Magical Leaf
Lvl 20 Poliwag
Hypnosis, Rain Dance, Water Gun, Double Slap
Kart: MKPC Daisy
A quick learner, he is moderately skilled in almost everything. He hates burgers. He is a pro at reverse drifting, and is capable of many shortcuts. He does not bag. He has war experience, and can use a spear well, though he is somewhat weak. His favorite food is ramen. His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
Next character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Psychic 16-year-old novice trainer
Her personality is similar to Nommanic's, but she leans on the pedantic side and not on the nonchalant or snarky side.
Cyan!!
Medium Weight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Psycho
Weapons: Star Blade, Star Bow
Items: A weird rock that is indistinguishable from a Moon Stone (A gift from Nommanic), and a Pokemon:
Lvl 10 Charmander
Scratch, Smokescreen, Ember, Bite
Kart: Dry Bomber
She has Pryokinetic powers, is quite physically capable, and yes she is Nommanic's sister. She dislikes burgers. She is a pro at Mario Kart DS and can easily outrun reverse drifters by snaking. She doesn't bag either. She often throws her kart for stylish and practical moves. Her favorite food is pizza.
Funny Images!
On 2025-08-11 at 00:32:35
Now how did I get stuck here?
(Don't worry, I got out just fine.)
[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race
On 2025-07-29 at 23:51:25
Season 2
Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*
Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
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Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
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I feel like you're stealing the idea of "Mario Kart Fist-Fighting" from my fanfic...
(more specifically, the episode I just released.)
1On 2025-06-23 at 20:18:21
Nommanic: Where's the phone?
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
1On 2025-05-26 at 23:16:16
Lol when I first joined this fanfic Nommanic was just a complete self-insert.
Now he's a character of his own with some self-insert traits.
I think this was the first fanfic where he appeared in, too.
Now he's a character of his own with some self-insert traits.
I think this was the first fanfic where he appeared in, too.
On 2025-05-25 at 20:01:36
Name: Nommanic Folloreht.
Colour: Cyan
Colour: Cyan
1Make Ur Track/Character apart of MKCD!!!
On 2025-08-09 at 20:48:34
idk if you will like this one but
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?¡=192245
This was my first complete mode circuit so don't expect much,name:Mushroom Circuit
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?¡=192245
This was my first complete mode circuit so don't expect much,name:Mushroom Circuit
I'm sorry, but it won't let me in. I cannot put something that I myself can't play into the game.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=192245 Fixed it.
What happens if a blue shell, 3 red shells and a bomb all come at the same time
On 2025-08-11 at 02:30:39
If they all come at the EXACT SAME TIME, you would be protected by the invincibility frames.
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22Spitting facts until i get gold mario
On 2025-08-07 at 22:17:01
I'm pretty sure this can potentially lead to message farming. The message leaderboard isn't even that important.
(Image from SuperSwimmer's profile.)
(Image from SuperSwimmer's profile.)
1011Highest DM Count
Is POW Team Unfair?
On 2025-08-07 at 01:20:10
I think Team POW... is unfair, because if almost everyone is on the same team, it effectively destroys the idea of clan wars.
🚂 Anecdote Mario Kart 64 & MK8 Deluxe : Le tunnel du train 🛤️
On 2025-08-06 at 21:09:50
Vous saviez que dans Mario Kart 64, sur le circuit Désert Kalimari, on peut rentrer dans le tunnel du train ?
Bon... c'est pas fait pour ça 😅, mais si on force un peu, on peut quand même s'y aventurer (attention au crash avec la loco 💥).
Mais dans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, avec le Booster Course Pass, ce même tunnel devient un vrai passage dès le 3e tour !
Un changement de tracé automatique nous fait passer directement dans le tunnel, avec un remix de la musique et une ambiance retravaillée. 🔥
C’est super stylé de voir l’évolution d’un circuit entre les générations de consoles !
Et oui... j'ai testé sur MK64 juste pour voir si c’était faisable 😏
Bon... c'est pas fait pour ça 😅, mais si on force un peu, on peut quand même s'y aventurer (attention au crash avec la loco 💥).
Mais dans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, avec le Booster Course Pass, ce même tunnel devient un vrai passage dès le 3e tour !
Un changement de tracé automatique nous fait passer directement dans le tunnel, avec un remix de la musique et une ambiance retravaillée. 🔥
C’est super stylé de voir l’évolution d’un circuit entre les générations de consoles !
Et oui... j'ai testé sur MK64 juste pour voir si c’était faisable 😏
Can someone please translate this?
Courtesy of Google Translate:
Did you know that in Mario Kart 64, on the Kalimari Desert track, you can enter the train tunnel?
Well... it's not designed for that 😅, but if you push yourself a little, you can still venture through it (watch out for the engine crash 💥).
But in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, with the Booster Course Pass, this same tunnel becomes a real passageway from the 3rd lap!
An automatic track change takes you directly into the tunnel, with a remix of the music and a reworked atmosphere. 🔥
It's super cool to see how a track evolves between console generations!
And yes... I tested it on MK64 just to see if it was feasible 😏
1cool additions to mkpc
On 2025-07-29 at 22:47:28
Okay look: THERE'S ALREADY A TOPIC FOR THIS
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962
3Worst Track in the Base Game?
On 2025-07-28 at 01:35:10
Well...
DS Airship Fortress
1. The annoying bullet bills
2. The somewhat annoying tight turns at the right.
3. The slightly annoying sharp turn after the cannon.
DS Airship Fortress
1. The annoying bullet bills
2. The somewhat annoying tight turns at the right.
3. The slightly annoying sharp turn after the cannon.
11Something you HATE a lot
On 2025-05-15 at 00:12:40
I hate it when a rival CPU soccer player gets past ALL my defenders in FIFA 11.
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In this case, the paratroopas represent my defenders, the toad represents the player who just scored, the yoshi is my GK, and the smiley face is the ball.
_______ | ------|In this case, the paratroopas represent my defenders, the toad represents the player who just scored, the yoshi is my GK, and the smiley face is the ball.
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