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#1, because your pfp does not show a breaststroke.

I chose #2 because WR's record in Airship Fortress is about 1'19 but your record is about 1'49.

Some people I would like in Smash:

PHOENIX WRIGHT

Best render for Smash I could find:





RED (No, not Pokemon Trainer. Don't trust anyone that says Pokemon Trainer is Red, because it's not.)

My favorite render of him; you might want to crop it:



ETHAN (a.k.a. GOLD) (This is not Pokemon Trainer either.)

Render to be cropped:



(Just a side note, but if they ever DO get in the real Smash, if they play like Pokemon trainer does and have 6 Pokemon each, that means that we will finally get a confirmation on Ethan's canon team!)

Easy. It's



Edit: cool of you to slip in a basic (?) math question in here

Total char list so far: Luis, WR, BlueCore, RedYoshi, Woo, GamerJax, BabyMario, potterpot, kyetoy, EricPilsner, Nodac, T, SuperSwimmer, Glitched

Other characters: Explorers, Mimi, Black Hat, Danish, Cinnamon, Esoteric, Kevin, Stella

Unofficial short:
Shopping difficulties:

(LIVE)
Luis: *picks up phone and dials* ... Hello, I'm calling everyone, so... do you want to go shopping?!?!? Do you?!?!?
(15 minutes later...)
Luis: Hii!!
WorldRecord: Hii!!
BlueCore: Hi!!
RedYoshi: Hii!!
Woo: Hii!!
GamerJax: Hii!!
BabyMario: Hii!!
potterpot: hii!!
kyetoy: Hii!!
EricPilsner: Hii!!
Nodac: Hii!!
T: Hi!
SuperSwimmer: Hii!!
Glitched: Hii!!
Kevin: Hii!
Stella: Hii!!
Esoteric: Hii!!
Cinnamon: Hii!!
Explorers: Hii!!
Mimi: Hii!!
Luis: Alrightie guys...!! To the ballpen section!!!
Everyone: Wait, WHAAAT?!?
Kevin: ...(Oh no. Not another Silly Adventure.)
(They run to the ballpoint section, when-)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The platform they are standing on lifts them to the roof, which separates, and everyone is inside a glass cube.)
Danish (hologram): Pick and Choose! *switches off*
(Fourty-two ballpoint pens fall into the room in boxes of 7.)
Luis: When will we get-
Kyetoy: To the ballpen section?
(The team continues ascending to space.)
Black Hat (hologram): Please step onto the totally safe roller coaster to exit the cube and return to the shop.
(They climb onto the roller coaster.)
Black Hat (hologram): Thank you.
(The roller coaster accelerates at a rate of 42 m/s/s. Then, it makes several tight turns drawing a DS Waluigi Pinball map. After that, the seatbelts unbuckle and everyone falls.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(They land in the ballpoint section, where one 4 pack of ballpoint pens remains.)
Luis: Found it!
(Everyone exits the building -- WITHOUT PAYING!!)
Police: Hello, sir. You are hereby arrested for larceny- I mean theft.
Police2: What? I thought that was larceny!
Police3: You mean grand larceny?
Police4: No. I think he means PETTY larceny.
Police5: Well, either way, they are arrested. Let's get 'em.
(STATIC)

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You know, I actually never thought of her threatening others with fire. Interesting idea.

(Also, she probably won't need to do that because she can read minds, but you don't know that, so this might be a good time to go over: )

How does Mind Reading work?

This is the person's brain:

*thought*  *emotion*
    *meaning*   *related memory*
   *thought*    *thought*
      *unrelated memory*
       *thought*

And Opulent knows all that except the unrelated memory when she activates her power. So, she finds out everything the other person knows. Also, she can use this to find the intentional meaning of words, which is useful when someone speaks a different language. She also knows what others are thinking, intending, or feeling. Memories are a little trickier.

Opulent can only discover memories related to the topic, or in other words memories the person is thinking about. Unrelated memories can't be accessed UNLESS the person is thinking about it.

Locked memories are trickier.

Locked memories probably aren't relevant to this fanfic, but basically they are memories that the brain does not allow the person to know. They aren't forgotten, they are just memories that they can't know. They can remember those memories, only in certain circumstances. If they are TRYING to think of a locked memory, Opulent can access it.

So in this case, Sebastian's mind is thinking about Dawson, but what he is saying to himself is: "No.. No No No.. Why Is He Here Too?" In this case, Opulent knows what Sebastian is saying to himself and WHY he is saying that. (Dawson being a dangerous agent.)

My favorite quote from Episode 1:



Paragraphed remarks:

I know I didn't include it previously, but Nommanic and Opulent both HAVE been playing their instruments since long before The Story. I didn't include that because, well, I didn't think of that trait when I submitted them. Fanfic characters change! Also they are haven't aged at all in 2 years but that's just fanfic logic.

Nommanic's just lying through his teeth because Opulent reminded him that no one else knew they play instruments back in The Story. That's my take on how this doesn't contradict The Story, or in other words is headcanon.

Constructive criticism; I have no idea how to do this so please don't be offended:

Two characters

Nommanic Folloreht

Pedantic, and Nonchalant

Dodgerblue (Sky Blue)

If Karts from MKPC Count: Daisy Stats. If not: Dry Bomber

Normal Glider

Good

Boy

Age: 25

Plays the viola.

Has the ability to manipulate objects, for example open a book, use the computer, play an instrument...

Shy Guy / Human

Next character:

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht

Serious, Nonchalant.

Cyan

Egg 1

Normal Glider

Good

Girl

Age: 28

Plays the violin and viola.

Has pyrokinesis, can read minds, and is really athletic.

Human

I don't think there's a win condition for that. But, you can just make the win condition to get a faster time than whatever time it takes for the ghost to finish the race.

For example, if the ghost takes one minute and thirty seconds (1'30) to finish, you just put the win condition as finishing the track before 1:30

That's kinda unrealistic. They would probably, idk, learn it from their parents, or learn it at Toad school from a teacher. But I guess Peach would also teach some Toads because... what does the Princess even do in her free time?

GREAT use of BBcode btw.

A short hypothetical scenario I wrote because I was bored:

Peach: You see, mushroom make you bigger--
Random Gen Alpha Kid: Bigger?
Peach: --and 1-Ups give you--
Random Gen Alpha Kid: What about the normal mushroom?
Daisy: *bursting in* Did you mean 1-Up Hearts? Anyway, a weird portal just-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
.........
Peach: Okay, resuming our lesson: You see mushrooms-- huh? What is that up there?

Disclaimer: I haven't played M&L: Brothership, so feel free to change the prices.

Nommanic Folloreht the Shy Guy; color: #0080ff

My thought:
(Mario and Luigi arrive at the village, or whatever town is in the game. The camera goes to Nommanic, standing somewhere in the village like NPCs do. When Mario and Luigi talk to Nommanic...)
Nommanic: Need some extra stuff?
-> YES!
     NO!
(Player selects "yes."
Potion: 50 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals 20 HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Super Potion: 100 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals 50 HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Hyper Potion: 250 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals 200 HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Max Potion: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals ALL HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Full Heal: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Cures all status effects for either Mario or Luigi.

Full Restore: 1000 coins (or so.)
Description: Cures all status effects and heals all HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Vitamin: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Increases a stat for either Mario or Luigi.

Ether: 100 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores 10 Bros Points (or whatever this game's equivalent is) to either Mario or Luigi.

Elixr: 150 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores 10 Bros Points (or whatever this game's equivalent is) to BOTH Mario and Luigi.

Max Ether: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores ALL Bros Points to either Mario or Luigi.

Max Elixr: 750 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores ALL Bros Points to BOTH Mario and Luigi.

Heal: 100 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals a status condition on either Mario or Luigi.

(Yes, those items are taken directly from the Pokemon series.)

Note: Sometimes, in certain locations, he can be seen doing aiming practise with Hunter, who he knows from This is Mario Kart.

This shouldn't affect gameplay too much, right?

Why do you use... size 18 Verdana #07c200 for your text colour / font? I feel like there's a special significance to it... or maybe you just picked it at random.


(Happy Birthday, Proudster!!!)

Idea for the prologue:

Prologue:


(I wrote this in normal story style.)


    "I know you are wondering why I brought you here," Guiltriper says.


    "Yeah, we are."


    "That's because I'm throwing a GUILTY PARTY!!"


     Everyone cheers at the prospect of a party.


    "First, we'll go to a hotel, then we all just goof off," Guiltriper explains.


    "May I make a suggestion for the hotel?" Opulent asks, raising her hand.


    "Yes?"


    "The Best Inn," Opulent replies. Then, quickly reading Guiltriper's mind, she continues: "It's complicated."


    "Oh, okay."


    Santino, John, and Robinson were elated going to a hotel.


    "It'll be super fun!" Santino exclaims.


    "Yeah!" All three of them shout.


    "Hey, speaking of parties, who's that?" John asks, pointing at Mimi.


    "Woah," Robinson replies.


    Meanwhile, Opulent and Mimi were having a fun conversation.


    "Yeah, I agree. By the way, what's your favorite kind of meat?" Mimi asks.


    "I'm not sure, but I do like burgers."


    "Nice!"


    "Yeah. Nommanic and Cinnamon hate them. Not sure why."


    "Really? What about--" Mimi says, but is quickly cut off.


    "Esoteric likes them."


    "I never knew!"


    "Uhh, I think I'm sensing something," Opulent says, worried.


    "Does it--"


    "Yes, I do think it has something to do with them having a crush on you."


    "Oh no, not again."


    John and Robinson were arguing over Mimi at this time. John declared that she was his because he found her first, but Robinson says that they both have an equal opportunity to her, as they were friends. They have come close to blows over Mimi. Santino watched, worried that their friendship might fall apart.


    "Okay, look. Why don't we just ask her?!" Robinson shouts.


    "Because that's JUST ILLOGICAL!!" John responds.


    Robinson was about to punch John for his irrationality, but Opulent stepped in between them before it got out of hand.


    "Calm down! Just calm down and don't start anything! Calm down!"


    "No!"John and Robinson both shout.


    "If you don't stop fighting, I'll... er, have to knock you both out!"


    "And how are you going to do that?"


    In reply, Opulent simply dialed her Poketch. Everyone watched, anxious of what she will pull next. After a minute of agony, two fire extinguishers appeared above John and Robinson's head, and after knocking them out, disappears.


    "Our first crime in the GUILTY PARTY!!!" Guiltriper cheers.


    That was not all. Then, Opulent called someone else on her Poketch.


    "I'm calling a lawyer."


    "Oh hey, I was gonna do that!" Guiltriper replies.


    "@OCM originally decided to add him, but thought he wouldn't be a bundle of laughs at a party so he left him out."


    "Who is he?"


    "Blue Folloreht."


    "Well, that's it for this first meeting. We'll meet tomorrow at the Best Inn, 3:00 P.M. I'll go invite some more people now."


    And with that, they all exited the room except for Guiltriper and went on with their lives.

I would like to be a staff because I like writing fanfics.

Also, two characters:
Mimi
Black
She's a table woman, and she likes meat.
There's also a running joke where two people fall in love with her and argue over it. I didn't design this character, but it should be fine, right? Right?
No constraints
Uhh her BF is Explorers, who I am NOT adding because he is NOT my character. She often gets help narrating with Lakitu, who I AM adding.
No, she is not based of a user. Jay first "used" her in HTWAR and then I decided to steal it. It should be fine, right? (Her last name is not canon.)

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
She's really serious. She's athletic, can read minds, and can psychically produce fire, called pyrokinesis. She's 28 in this fanfic.
No constraints.
She has a Shiny Charmander from when she was 16, which evolved into a Shiny Charizard. (More information can be found in other fanfics.)
Yes, her name is based of my FULL username. (OCM expands to Opulent Crafty Mystic.)

My username ("OCM" ) definitely stands for "Obvious Cheater Man."

Totally not stolen from WorldRecord.