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Play chess against me!
On 2025-03-16 at 21:48:36
I'm bored, so ITS TIME TO PLAY CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rules: there are two teams: me, vs. everyone else. Win = +1 point. Draw(tie) = +1/2 point. Lose = +0 points. The members will discuss what move to make. Then, a representative officialize a move and I will respond.
Rules: You may not consult a chess engine (ex: stockfish). You may use books (ex: on openings). You may consult other people not in the forum, but not someone who has a FIDE title. That would be unfair.
Yes I know I typed rules twice.
If you don't know how to play chess, you'll have to look it up 'cuz I'm too lazy to type the rules.
https://www.chess.com/learn-how-to-play-chess Here's a link I found <-
Oh, and you have to type the moves in the correct notation.
After each game, we'll also switchHAHAHA I'M NOT TRANSLATING INTO FRENCH I'M TRANSLATING INTO AMERICAN ENGLISH colors.
OCM vs MKPC FORUM
W B
Move 1: e4
Board:
R N B Q K B N R
P P P P P P P P
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
p p p p p p p p
r n b q k b n r
How to read:
Your turn. Discuss potential moves and attempt to locate the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: react :koopa: to run for representative.
Edit2: Everyone you can discuss now!
Rules: there are two teams: me, vs. everyone else. Win = +1 point. Draw(tie) = +1/2 point. Lose = +0 points. The members will discuss what move to make. Then, a representative officialize a move and I will respond.
Rules: You may not consult a chess engine (ex: stockfish). You may use books (ex: on openings). You may consult other people not in the forum, but not someone who has a FIDE title. That would be unfair.
Except yourself, but still, it's pretty unlikely for someone to have, say, 2000Elo here.
If you don't know how to play chess, you'll have to look it up 'cuz I'm too lazy to type the rules.
https://www.chess.com/learn-how-to-play-chess Here's a link I found <-

Oh, and you have to type the moves in the correct notation.
After each game, we'll also switch
colours
OCM vs MKPC FORUM
W B
Move 1: e4
Board:
R N B Q K B N R
P P P P P P P P
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
p p p p p p p p
r n b q k b n r
How to read:
Capital letters: black's pieces.
Lowercase letters: whites pieces.
N stands for kNight. P for Pawn.
Lowercase letters: whites pieces.
N stands for kNight. P for Pawn.
Your turn. Discuss potential moves and attempt to locate the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: react :koopa: to run for representative.
Edit2: Everyone you can discuss now!

objection.lol
On 2025-05-09 at 00:02:30
im currently making one, its not gonna be a funny one tho and rather just something that might fit in a proper fan game
I will link it once im ready.

I will link it once im ready.
After watching it, I think it is funny.
Anyone have ideas for a video? I can't think of one.
Edit: I made a sequel to the above video.
https://objection.lol/objection/7435157

On 2025-05-06 at 02:26:12
Here's my response:
https://objection.lol/objection/7426023
This took me a while to make.
The sequel(#2): https://objection.lol/objection/7448184

How do I get good at MKPC?
On 2025-05-08 at 23:51:45
I recently started MKPC and when I looked at the leaderboard for
Mario circuit 1 I saw the fastest time and he used a technique called sneaking how do I do that?
Plus I know how to drift im not dumb

Mario circuit 1 I saw the fastest time and he used a technique called sneaking how do I do that?
Plus I know how to drift im not dumb

For more information, you drift as sharp as possible, pressing and releasing [back] along the way, like this.
Left,Hop,Accel
Left,Hop,Accel,Back
Left,Hop,Accel
Left,Hop,Accel,Back
Left,Hop,Accel
Left,Hop,Accel,Back
These are the buttons you use. Note that you can replace Left with Right and it will still work.
post your custom tracks here
On 2025-01-23 at 00:52:27
Here's one of my circuits:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=178182
It's the first one I made.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=178182
It's the first one I made.
Would you rather
On 2025-03-14 at 19:41:30
Up react for nails
Down react for poop
Animal droppings. Sterilize it. Add it to your steak dinner. Don't mind.
btw this is my 100th message

On 2025-03-14 at 19:23:55
Up for cake
down for cookies
Cake, because you can eat fruit cake and at least you'll liver longer because of the fruit
Cookies, because you can integrate pizza into the cookies and you can live on pizza for about 30 years.
Edit: @BluePikmin you can put vegetables (onion and pepper), fruit (pineapple), meat (pepperoni!!!), and fish (anchovies) on the pizza. The cheese is a source of Calcium, and the bread provides bread.


Video games as clickbait titles
On 2025-01-23 at 01:05:39
LIL DUDE IS JUMPING ON TRAINS AT 3PM?!?!? (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED)
It's obviously Subway Surfers
Can you guess this?
"OMG INFINITE HEIGHT WITH ONE FEATHER(GONE WRONG)(999 WASTED EGGS) play now for free at http://www.totallynotclickbait.com"
On 2025-01-23 at 00:59:37
PLANT RACISM SLAVERY GONE WRONG AT 3AM IN FRIDAY 13TH (Not Clickbait!)
Plants vs. Zombies?
I have no idea.
At all.
What's your favorite color?
On 2025-03-10 at 19:52:51
SKY BLUE!!!
AMAZING bugs! (DO NOT FIX PLEASE)
On 2025-03-14 at 00:10:41
I found out that if you set your CC to NaN (using inspect) you don't have any speed limit, and when I used the bullet bill, it just gave me 300 km/h. Seeing the infinite acceleration is pretty funny! (I made a course that abuses NaN cc)
To do it, right click the cc setting and press Inspect. Then, open the <select> and go to (for example) 50cc, change the value to something like "thequickbrownfox."
The most OVERRATED MKPC track
On 2025-03-11 at 23:22:00
snes bowser castle 2 is so bad to the point where it is overrated
The turns in the middle are complete asinine, and in the snes version the shortcut wasn't even a shortcut, it was a dead end
Also, vanilla lake 2 has no redeeming qualities, it is just hard to look at and trash in every way possible
Edit: @OCM why do you like toxic reacts so much
'Cuz the statements are way too extreme, man, way too extreme. You stated that VL2 is totally horrible, but you also said that DS RR is the worst! VL2 is interesting (to me) and we have to stand up for our opinions! Besides, what is wrong with the BC2 turns? Just watch where you drift!
On 2025-03-11 at 22:55:32
snes bowser castle 2 is so bad to the point where it is overrated
The turns in the middle are complete asinine, and in the snes version the shortcut wasn't even a shortcut, it was a dead end
Also, vanilla lake 2 has no redeeming qualities, it is just hard to look at and trash in every way possible
How do you expect to do that shortcut in a real nintendo-approved mario kart game where the fastest cc is 100???
On 2025-03-11 at 21:59:50
Frankly, I think most of the tracks are either well-rated or underrated.
If I had to choose, I would answer DS Desert Hills because even if you drift perfectly it's still hard to stay on road at the end, because on 200cc sometimes you get hit by the pokeys, and because of the fire that appears around lap 2.
I like SNES RR and It's actually easy to do it in deluxe. The key? Inside drift.
I don't play MK8D, but what's inside drift? More specifically, what buttons do you press on inside and outside drift?
On 2025-03-11 at 21:49:00
Anti-rainbowroadism is overrated. Seriously. You can't even complete DS RR without falling off??? Drift less. Drift better.
Frankly, I think most of the tracks are either well-rated or underrated.
If I had to choose, I would answer DS Desert Hills because even if you drift perfectly it's still hard to stay on road at the end, because on 200cc sometimes you get hit by the pokeys, and because of the fire that appears around lap 2.
Frankly, I think most of the tracks are either well-rated or underrated.
If I had to choose, I would answer DS Desert Hills because even if you drift perfectly it's still hard to stay on road at the end, because on 200cc sometimes you get hit by the pokeys, and because of the fire that appears around lap 2.
Time Trialing Mario Circuit 1
On 2025-03-31 at 20:51:31
Maybe that's why I'm slow...
Daisy is THE best character in the game (if you want you can use a custom Toadette with Daisy's stats), and there's a technique called Reverse Drifting which allows you to chain mini-turbos fast enough to be... well fast xd
How do you reverse drift?
Donkey Kong and bowser have the highest speed stat which is the most important stat
nah daisy has the best stats because she is good for reverse drift
How do you reverse drift?
i dont know how go to @worldrecord profile and watch his video in his description
Everyone, we're starting to get off-topic.
Anyway, to reverse drift, turn and drift, holding both jump and turn, then pressing and releasing back. Always hold acceleration. This way, you can drift forwards while having the same charging rate as sharp drifting.
On 2025-03-09 at 21:17:01
I got 32"499 with Bowser.
No, I'm NOT Joking.

No, I'm NOT Joking.


On 2025-03-09 at 21:08:30
Mine is now 31"602, also with Galactic Daisy






On 2025-02-27 at 23:48:36
I just improved to 32"450 with Galactic Daisy.


I made a speedrun track
On 2025-03-12 at 23:21:51
17"685 on 150cc
