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Umm... You should know that just about ALL the DS tracks were made smaller in MKPC

Well, they had to. I know they used a boost pad in Figure 8 Circuit, but here, there are rotating platforms and decors. On Figure 8 Circuit there's just road, but in Tik-tok Tick-Tock Clock there's decors or rotating platforms on both layers. They don't work in the air. (For obvious reasons.)

OT:

Edit: Myth Confirmed again.
People have no patience today. :mario-facepalm:

Those 2 tracks are good.
For CI2 just drift carefully around the edges of the choco spill, and for KB2 JUST CAREFULLY DRIFT AROUND THE SPILL!!!

It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???

Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.

Edit:

Myth confirmed.

All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!

I tested it (again), and found that as long as you follow the general path, there's no reason at all to miss a checkpoint on Ribbon Road.
Edit: It's the same on VL1, which is a bagging track.

I tested it, and found that if you jump before the second bridge in the direction of the bridge, and fall off, you miss a checkpoint and respawn on the bridge.

But, if F8C is too boring, then why would you choose it? (I may be mistaken)

Hey, isn't this the same as Hazelicity's PFP?

There's already a topic about this: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=15859

Unless you want to do the rating yourself, just use that topic.

Favorite starter:
TYPHLOSION because he was my first starter ever.

Favorite legendary:
Reshiram because... truth.

Favorite mythical:
Celebi because... in HGSS, event Celebi can make you travel through time to battle Giovanni.

Favorite pseudo:
Dragonite because... Dragon's Den ExtremeSpeed Dratini for getting all questions right after defeating Clair.

I have some a two questionss:

Are you going to just base the fanfic off your imagination since Winds and Waves haven't released yet?

When does this fanfic take place? If I'm going to insert a character, I need to know if their age would be enough for a certain role.

I didn't have time to add references to this episode, so don't bother looking. List of references for the previous episode:

Spoiler [ShowHide]

Takedown, and the reverbs: Songs made by Huntrix.
"the bricks break": A Pokemon Move, Brick Break
"AIM FOR THE HORN!": This reference shouldn't be that hard It's a reference to the Pokemon anime.
"Mr. Hitmonlee! Tear down this wall!": This reference should also be kinda easy. It references the real-life quote by Ronald Reagan.

This episode will be in 2 or 3 parts.



Aqua: Oh wow... where's--
Guide: The doors? Well... they're replaced with teleporters!
Aqua: Oh, teleporters? I've played these games before. Charmeleon, Metal Claw!
(Charmeleon fails to break open the wall.)
Guide: ... ... *to self* I'm not sure how to respond to something like that.
Aqua: Charmeleon, Heat Wave!
(Nothing happens.)
Guide: ... ... ... Just use the teleporters like a normal person, okay?! ... Hello?!
(Aqua is gone, having already used the teleporter without the Guide noticing.)
Aqua: This way? ... Okay. ... There... that way...
(He eventually reaches the center room.)
Sabrina: How did you... Nevermind. I have had psychic powers since I was a child. It started when a spoon I carelessly tossed, bent. I dislike battling, but if you wish, I will show you my powers! (Go, Alakazam!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis!
Sabrina: (Alakazam! Future Sight Attack!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis!
Sabrina: (Alakazam, Calm Mind.)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis one last time!!
Sabrina: (Alakazam! Psychic!)
(The Future Sight, combined with Psychic defeat Aqua's Kadabra.)
Aqua: ... Come back, Kadabra! Go, Pidgeotto, Attack with the Sand Attack Attack!
Sabrina: (Alakazam, Future Sight Attack!)
Aqua: (Why isn't she saying anything? Can she telepathically communicate with her Pokemon? Red seems to also be able to... Ack!) Pidgeotto!! Sand Attack!
Sabrina: (Calm Mind...)
Aqua: Pidgeotto! One last Sand Attack...!
Sabrina: *to herself* (Future Sight should hit now... Alakazam, Kinesis when his next final Pokemon is sent out. Dodge the Slash!)
(Future Sight hits, and defeats Pidgeotto in one shot.)
Aqua: *very quickly* Charmeleon! Slash!
Sabrina: (Now!)
(Alakazam dodges, but Charmeleon's Slash 'misses' where Alakazam was and instead hits Alakazam's weak spot.)
Aqua: Yes, now Fire Spin!
(Alakazam gets trapped.)
Sabrina: Teleport! (Dodge the Tail, Charmeleon will aim to the right with it!)
simultaneously Aqua: Charmeleon, Tail Attack! | Sabrina: Now!
(Alakazam dodges to its left, Charmeleon attacks to the right, stunning Alakazam.)
Aqua: Finish with Ember!
(Alakazam gets defeated.)
Sabrina: (This loss shocks me! But a loss is a loss. I admit I didn't work hard enough to win. You earned the MarshBadge.) Wait... did I say that out loud?
Aqua: No.
Sabrina: The MarshBadge makes Pokémon up to Lv. 70 obey you. Please take this TM with you. This TM contains Calm Mind. It makes the Pokémon concentrate to raise both Sp. Atk and Sp. Def.



Extra scene:

That sounds like a good idea. I'll try to add him/her somewhere in this fanfic. I haven't started designing him/her yet. I think they'll be at the Battle Frontier (duh).



No, you can still submit characters. No main characters or anything like that, though. Just trainers the MCs will meet, like for example up there ^

So, before you start reading the episode, I'll now be including references in the episodes (there's I don't wanna count references in this episode, multiple references to the same game or youtuber count as one reference.) I'll also be formatting the title, and references will be included in a spoiler at the start of the next episode. Also, feel free to ask any questions you have about this fanfic, like things you're curious about or things that aren't very clear. A list of the references from the previous episode will be at the start of the next episode.



In Saffron City...
Proton: Alright... for your first lesson... Go, battle that trainer and take his Pokemon!
Leaf: Got it!
Proton: But first, you will receive your (rigged) uniform for Team Rocket!
Leaf: Ow!
Proton: *shoving Leaf through the Fighting Dojo door* Go!
Leaf: Ow!! (Maybe this was a mistake...)
Proton?: GO, I SAID!!
Leaf: *quietly* Okay... fine!
Koichi: Grunt! I am the Karate Master. I am the leader here! You wish to challenge us? Expect no mercy! Fwaaa!
(Hopefully I didn't mis-type it.)
Leaf: Oh, uhh...
.........
Leaf: Go, Wartortle... uhh... Withdraw!
Koichi: Lee! Hit 'em with the High Jump Kick!
*crash*
Leaf: E-excellent! Finish him with Tackle!
(Hitmonlee proceeds to get finished with Tackle.)
Koichi: *gulp* Alright, Hitmonchan, take Wartortle down with Thunderpunch!
Leaf: Wartortle, use Water Gun!
(Hitmonchan strikes first with Thunder Punch, but a critical hit from Wartortle defeats it.)
All: *gasp!*
Koichi: ... ... ... ... *regains composure* Indeed, I have lost! But I beseech you, do not take our emblem as your trophy! In return, I will give you a prized Fighting Pokémon! Choose whichever one you like! Do you want the hard-kicking Hitmonlee? Or do you want the piston-punching Hitmonchan?
Leaf: ... ... How about I take... Both!
Everyone inside the building: THIEF!!
(They all chase Leaf outside.)
Koichi: Where is the criminal?
(Nothing is there, except for a warp panel. They all step onto the warp panel...)
Proton: Gotcha! *closes door to the room the panel is in* This is a one-way panel, so you're stuck here! *takes out walkie-talkie* Archer! Send the okay for the invasion of Silph Co!
???: All Team Rocket Grunts! Executive speaking, we are now ready for the takeover of Silph Co!
Proton: *to himself* We're dead if anyone sees us here... *to Leaf* Wait, why are you here in the first place? Get out the window!
Leaf: What the heck--
Narrator: Leaf survived the fall from the second floor.

(Below Silph Co...)
Man: What's going on?!
Grunt: Outta my way! *runs to Silph Co door*
(People are panicking.)
Woman: RRUUNN!!
(People get scared and run to the exits.)
Guard: H-Hey! Wait, THE ROAD'S CLOSED!! THE ROAD'S CLOSED!!! THE ROAD-- Oh, I didn't know I had a water bottle there.

Aqua: *at Celadon City* What's going on? Why are the people... panicking?
Some dude: Team Rocket!
Some other guy: Takedown! I mean takeover!
Girl: Silph Co!
Aqua: ... ... Red! We've been friends our whole lives. We've got each other's back when it counts. Let's show them how it's DONE!!
("Done" reverbs strangely, making it sound like it was spoke 3 times. Fire and Aqua head to Silph Co.)

Aqua: The door's... not guarded? Wow, what a security issue. *runs inside*
(Fire follows him inside.)
Employee under the desk: Uhh... Oh, um hello!! Welcome to Silph Co.! Uhh... you see, we're in quite a tough situation here... so, uh, if you don't mind--
Aqua: It's about Team Rocket, is it?
Employee: Uh, uhh you see, the thing is that--
Aqua: They took over Silph Co, right?
Employee: Oh, uhh yeah they did, and now everyone's fleeing Saffron city 'cuz there's too many Rockets here... if you really wanna stop them, the stairs are over there. The elevator works, but I wouldn't suggest using it since a lot of people were storming in here.
Aqua: *to Fire* Well, let's get going!
(They head to the stairs and go up one story.)

Rocket Grunt: Intruder!
(Fire and Aqua get jumped by the many grunts.)
Other Grunt: Where's the alert button?!
Different Grunt: There is no alert button, idiot!
Another Grunt: Who cares about the alert button?! They're heading towards the stairs!
(All the grunts cover the path to the stairs. Aqua and Fire try to squeeze through them, but are unsuccessful.)
Grunt: Wait, they're heading to the lift!
(Fire and Aqua get inside the elevator and close the door before the Grunts can stop them.)
Some other grunt: Alert the Executive!
A grunt: Wait... *gasp!* *runs up the stairs*
Different Grunt: Where are you going?


(At floor 10...)
Archer: Some intruders! Restrict access to 8th floor and beyond! It's a good thing this building has cameras in every room! Wait, where's Leaf going? ... We can't risk anyone getting to floor 11! Ariana and Proton, Uhh, intercept them at floor 7! As I was saying, Petrel, nice job putting the panels...


(Sometime later, at floor 7...)
Ariana: Hold it right there! We can't have brats like you on the loose. It's harmful to Team Rocket's pride, you see. However strong you may be, you can't take both of us at the same time. Sorry, baby. Now get ready to be thrashed.
A grunt: Hey, what's going on?!
Proton: What is this? A grunt without her cap? ... It's you!
Everyone else: Who?
Proton: LEAF HAWTHORNE, WHO ELSE?!
Everyone else: You didn't tell us!
Proton: Whatever! You're not getting in Team Rocket's way! Go,lbat!
Ariana: Go, Vileplume! This should be enough--
Fire: (Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!!)
(Thunderbolt instantly defeats Golbat.)
Leaf: Wartortle, use Tackle!
Aqua: Charmeleon, use Ember!
(Tackle weakens Vileplume, which lets Charmeleon defeat it.)
Executives: What?!
Aqua: Quick, it's our moment! We're going up! *reverbs strangely*
(They all run to the stairs, and go to level 11, only to discover that it's a dead end.)
All: Dammit!
(They overhear a conversation from the otherside {hehe} of the wall.)
???: Now, now, Mr. President. I hope you're not thinking of lying to me. The Master Ball... You successfully created one, didn't you! How dare you?! We had a deal! You agreed to this! You're a smart man. I'm sure you can imagine what will happen to your people if you say no to me now.
The three: *gasp!*
Leaf: Mr. Hitmonlee! Tear down this wall!
Literally everyone: *GASP!!*
*crash*
(The bricks break.)
Giovanni: What are you kids doing here?
... ... ...
Giovanni: Ah, the president of Silph and I are discussing a vital business proposition. Keep your nose out of grown-up matters... Or experience a WORLD OF PAIN!!! *sends out Rhyhorn, Onix, and Kangaskan*
Fire: (Go, Wartortle!)
Leaf: Go, Wartortle!
Aqua: ... ... Go, Kadabra! Use Confusion on Kangaskan!
Giovanni: *quietly, to Kangaskan* Fake Out on one of the Wartortles.
(Kangaskan makes Leaf's Wartortle flinch.)
Fire: (Wartortle, use Water Gun on Onix!)
(Onix's Sturdy let's it survive.)
Giovanni: Great! Horn Drill on Wartortle, Rock throw on Kadabra!
(Rhyhorn's Horn Drill defeats Fire's Wartortle, Onix's Rock Throw defeats Kadabra.)
Aqua: *to self* This may be harder than I thought. Go, Pidgeotto, Quick Attack!
(Quick Attack finishes off Onix.)
Fire: (Go, Pikachu, AIM FOR THE HORN!)
(Rhyhorn faints.)
Giovanni: What the hell?! Come back, Rhyhorn, Onix! Go, Nidorino, Nidorina! Earthquake that Pikachu!
(Pikachu jumps and glides long enough to avoid the Earthquake.)
Aqua: Red! Have Pikachu jump on my Pidgeotto and I'll have it Mirror Move!
(Fire shakes his head.)
Aqua: Damn it! Go, Charmeleon, use Fire Spin on Kangaskan!
Leaf: Hitmonchan, Mach Punch Kangaskan!
Fire: (Pikachu, Volt Tackle!)
(The three combined attacks easily defeat the Kanga.)
Giovanni: Nidorino, Double Kick! Nidorina... Helping Hand!!
(The Double Kick gets a critical hit and defeats Pikachu.)
Aqua: Charmeleon, Metal Claw Nidorino!
Leaf: Come back, Hitmonchan! Go, Wartortle, Water Gun Nidorina!
Giovanni: That's enough! Come back, Nidorino, Nidorina! *addresses the three* I see that you raise Pokémon with utmost care. Children like you would never understand what I hope to achieve. I shall step aside this time! I hope we meet again...! ...Team Rocket! Abandon Silph Co! Our plans have been ruined! *leaves*



...to be continued...

Extra scene: (Yes I'll be doing these from now on.)

Leaf: Hey, where will you all be going, now that we stopped Team Rocket.
(Fire gestures to the west.)
Aqua: Probably going to challenge Saffron city's Gym.
Leaf: I'm going to challenge Vermilion Gym.
Aqua: You still haven't defeated Surge yet?!
Leaf: I was too busy being enlisted for Team Rocket.
Aqua: Huh... what do you think of the items we got? We all got a "Mega Bracelet" that was imported from Hoenn, huh?
Leaf: I don't get what this is about. I mean, the Expert Belts are pretty cool, but...
Aqua: And what's this Up-Grade for?

For Enderbro, I'll make him post-game. For Maker, I'll make him Johto post-game. They're way too overleveled. Or maybe have them be in a battle facility?

Season 1 Episode 5

Halfway Point

Shimoro: ! *walks over to Red and Blue* I'm a cool kid! I have a girlfriend!
He: ! *walks over to Red and Blue* Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
(A Multi Battle starts.)
Aqua: *quietly* Hold up. Let me heal our Pokemon first... Go, Pidgeot!
(Red sends out Pikachu.)
Shirmoro: Go, Houndour!
He: Go, Gallade!
Shimoro: Houndour, use Roar!
Aqua: Wha-- isn't that negative priority?
Raticate was dragged out!
He: Gallade, use Close Combat on Raticate!
Aqua: ...
Fire: ... (Pikachu, use Discharge!)
Aqua: Red! What are you doing?! ... Go, Pidgeot! Use Mirror Move on Gallade!
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
Gallade fainted!
Aqua: Yes!
Ironical He is out of usable Pokemon!
Fire: (Pika, use Thunderbolt!)
Houndour fainted!
Shimoro: Go, Mareep!
Fire: ... (Come back, Pika! Go, Ivysaur!)
Aqua: Come back, Pidgeot! Go, Charmeleon!
Shimoro: Mareep! Thunderbolt on Charmeleon!
Fire: (Ivysaur, use Sleep Powder!)
Mareep fell asleep!
Shimoro: Come back Mareep! Go, Pikachu!
Aqua: Charmeleon! Use Slash!
A critical hit!
Shimoro's Pikachu fainted!
Shimoro: ... Go, Mareep.
Fire: ... (Leech Seed!)
Aqua: ... (Ember!)
Fire: (Come back, Ivysaur! Go, Pikachu! Use Volt Tackle!)
Mareep fainted!
Shimoro is out of usable Pokemon!
Shimoro: You're talented Pokemon trainers!
(Battle sequence ends.)
Shimoro: I know a good place if you want to show your Multi Battle skills! Follow me!
(They follow him to Saffron South Gate, where the guard does not let them pass. They then take the Underground Path to Cerulean, where they head east to Route 9.)
Shimoro: Okay. I know how to navigate Rock Tunnel. Just follow me, okay?
(They follow him as he goes up and down ladders, until they finally reach Lavender Town. They then take the OTHER Underground Path to Celadon City.)
Shimoro: Here it is! Cerulean Gym. Today, they have a visitor, who specializes in Ice types, and you must have a Multi Battle Partner to challenge the Gym today! *leaves like NPCs do*
(Fire and Aqua proceed to enter the Gym--)
Old Man: Nihihi! This Gym is good! Nothing but girls!
Fire: ...?!?
Aqua: Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find plenty of girls to reject you... ANYWHERE!!
Old Man: ...!!
(Fire and Aqua enter the Gym.)
Gym Guide: Yo, champs in the making. Today's a little different, as we have a visitor. Usually, you go solo, but today, the Leader battle is a Multi Battle, so you'll need a partner. Since this is Celadon Gym, you'll need to stay quiet. Got that?
(Fire and Aqua nod. Fire takes the left route while Aqua takes the right.)
Kalisa: Hi! By boyfriend is cool! Go, Bellsprout!
(Battle begins.)
Fire: (Go, Charmeleon! Ember!)
(Bellsprout faints.)
Kalisa: Go, Oddish!
(Oddish faints to Ember.)

Meanwhile, on the right path...
Lori: YOU MAY ONLY CHALLENGE-- I mean, you may only challenge the leader if you show me a cute Pokemon! GO, Exeggcute.
Aqua: Go, Charmeleon!
(Exeggute faints to a super-effective Ember.)

(Fire and Aqua both move on by cutting the tree blocking the path.)

Erika: ... *wakes up and sends Victreebel*
???: Go, Jynx...!
Fire & Aqua: (Go, Charmeleon!)
Aqua: Red! The other trainer specializes in Ice Pokemon! Let's target them, so my Pidgeotto can take care of Erika's grass types...!
(Jynx outspeeds and Psychics Fire's Charmeleon, before geting Ember'd by both Charmeleon, fainting. Victreebel poisons Aqua's Charmeleon.)
???: Go, Lapras...!
(Both Charmeleon outspeed and Metal Claw Lapras, which resists it despite being an Ice-type with its armour. Victreebel Giga Drains Aqua's Charmeleon. Lapras uses Surf and both Charmeleon faint.)
Fire: ... (Go, Pikachu! Volt Tackle on Lapras!)
(Lapras faints.)
Aqua: Go, Kadabra...! Use Confusion on Victreebel.
(Victreebel faints.)
???: Go, Cloyster...!
(Erika sends out Tangela.)
Fire: (Pikachu, Thunderbolt that Cloyster!)
(Cloyster faints.)
Aqua: Kadabra, use Confusion on Tangela.
(Tangela loses 1/3 HP and uses Giga Drain, restoring 1/6 HP.)
???: Go, Glaceon...! Use Freezy-Dry on Pikachu...!
(Pikachu almost faints.)
Fire: ... (Come back, Pikachu! Go, Ivysaur!)
Aqua: Kadabra, use Disable on that Glaceon!
(Freeze-Dry was Disabled!)
???: Damn it!
Erika: Use Giga Drain on Kadabra...
???: Glaceon! Use Freezy Frost on Ivysaur!
All: What?
(Ivysaur faints.)
Fire: ... (Go, Wartortle, use Bite on Glaceon!)
Aqua: Kadabra, Disable Tangela's Giga Drain...!
(Giga Drain was disabled!)
Erika: Tangela... use Constrict on Kadabra...
(Kadabra goes down to half HP.)
Fire: (Wartortle, Bite Glaceon.)
(Critical hit!)
???: ... (WAS THAT THE BITE OF +6 252+ Atk Wartortle Black Hole Eclipse (120 BP) vs. -6 Lvl 1 0 HP / 0- Def 0 IVs Glaceon on a critical hit: 61443-18316 (512025 - 152633.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO?!?)
Glaceon fainted!
??? is out of usable Pokemon!
Aqua: Kadabra, come back! Go, Pidgeotto! Use Gust!
(Tangela nearly faints, uses Constrict on Wartortle, and faints to a second Gust.)
Erika: ... Go... *sends Vileplume, which uses Giga Drain on Wartortle, leaving it with a sliver of health.*
Fire: (Come back, Wartortle! Go, Ivysaur!)
Aqua: Pidgeotto! Use Gust (again)!
(Vileplume loses 1/3 of its HP, then uses Acid, which causes Ivysaur to also lose 1/3 HP.)
Fire: (Ivysaur, use Razor Leaf!)
(Razor Leaf barely does a scratch to Vileplume.)
Aqua: Come back, Pidgeotto! Go, Kadabra, use Confusion!
(Confusion crits and faints Vileplume.)
Erika: Go... Leafeon...
Aqua: Use Confusion (again)!
Fire: (Ivysaur, use Razor Leaf!)
(Razor Leaf does a critical hit, but it barely affects Leafeon, which uses Sappy Seed on Kadabra, almost fainting it.)
Aqua: Kadabra, use Confusion (again)!
Fire: (Ivysaur, use Razor Leaf!)
(Razor Leaf crits but still barely affectly Leafeon, who prepares to Giga Drain, but Kadabra faints before it can...)
Aqua: ... ... ... ... Go, Pidgeotto! Use Gust!
(Leafeon faints.)
Erika: ... ... ... *wakes up* Oh! I concede defeat. You are remarkably strong. I must confer on you two the Rainbow Badge.

Season 1
   Episode 5
       Halfway Point
           THE END

...to be continued...

Hey! Since this is the 5th episode AND the 4th badge, I'm just gonna list off the MCs' teams, similar to how Pokemon Adventures (the manga) does at the end of every volume. I didn't really base them of anything, just listed what I think their teams would look like. It might include some mistakes.

Fire:

Pikachu
Lvl. 24
Lightning Rod
No Item
-- Volt Tackle
-- Thunderbolt
-- Discharge
-- Quick Attack

Ivysaur
Lvl. 28
Overgrow
No Item
-- Razor Leaf
-- Sleep Powder
-- Leech Seed
-- Growl

Charmeleon
Lvl. 30
Blaze
No Item
-- Metal Claw
-- Ember
-- Slash
-- Smokescreen

Wartortle
Lvl. 26
Torrent
No Item
-- Water Gun
-- Bite
-- Withdraw
-- Rapid Spin

Leaf:

Wartortle
Lvl. 20
Torrent
No Item
-- Bubble
-- Withdraw
-- Tail Whip
-- Bite

Aqua:

Pidgeotto
Lvl. 29
Keen Eye
No Item
-- Gust
-- Sand-Attack
-- Quick Attack
-- Whirlwind

Kadabra
Lvl. 28
Synchronize
No Item
-- Teleport
-- Confusion
-- Kinesis
-- Disable

Charmeleon
Lvl. 30
Blaze
No Item
-- Metal Claw
-- Ember
-- Slash
-- Growl

Season 1 Episode 4

"The War"

Aqua: ...So this is Vermilion City...
(He goes to the gym.)
Aqua: ... (Why is there a tree in the way?) Raticate, use Hyper Fang! ... Perfect. *enters Gym*
Announcer: A challenger arrives at Vermilion Gym! There are no trainer challenges here, only a puzzle! He must find the two switches to challenge Lt. Surge!
(Aqua eventually finds the switches.)
Announcer: Perfect! Now, he can enter the arena where he will battle Lieutenant "Surfer" Surge!
Surge: Hey, kid! What do you think you're doing here? You won't live long in combat! Not with your puny power! I tell you, kid, electric Pokémon saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis! The same as I'll do to you!

For music, just play the same thing on the other episodes of this fanfic. I'm to lazy to have to type the full url of that vid.
Aqua: ... (Surge is an electric-type trainer. That means my Pidgeotto won't survive long.) Go, Raticate!
Surge: ... Explosion!
Aqua: Huh?!
(Surge's Electrode explodes and takes down Raticate.)
Surge: ... Always lead with an Explosion, boy!
Aqua: ... (Damn! This means that we both only have two Pokemon left!) Go, Kadabra!
Surge: Go, Electabuzz! Use Thunder Punch!
Aqua: ... (This is bad; Kadabra has bad Physical Defense.) Use Disable!
Surge: Doesn't matter! Use Fire Punch!
(Kadabra faints.)
Aqua: ...! (This is my last Pokemon!) Go, Charmeleon! Use Ember!
Surge: Electabuzz! Use Thunderbolt!
Aqua: ... Use Slash!
(Electabuzz faints due to a critical hit.)
Surge: It's not over yet. It's just beginning! Go, Raichu! Use Body Slam!
(Charmeleon almost faints.)
Aqua: ... (Damn!) ... ... ... Brace yourself!
Surge: Hm? You're not making your move? Finish with VOLT TACKLE!
(Charmeleon parried the hit, leaving Raichu open for a punish.)
Aqua: Slash!
(Raichu faints to a critical hit.)
Surge: Aaargh! You are strong! OK, kid. You get the Thunder Badge! That Thunder Badge suits those who've defeated me! Take good care of it, OK? There is something else. The Thunder Badge cranks up your Pokémon's speed. It also lets your Pokémon fly lightning-quick any-time, kid!
Announcer: And... AQUA DEFEATS SURGE TO OBTAIN THE THUNDER BADGE!

(Meanwhile... at Cerulean Cape.)
Misty: Aww! Why did you have to show up and bug us now? Do you know what they call people like you? Pests! You heard me right, pest! ... ...Oh! That Badge you have... OK, then. Come to Cerulean Gym. I'll be happy to take you on. I'm Misty, the Gym Leader in Cerulean.

(Back at Vermilion Gym...)
Announcer: ...Fire finds the second switch, allowing him to challenge Leader Surge!
Surge: Hey, kid! What do you think you're doing here? You won't live long in combat! Not with your puny power! I tell you, kid, electric Pokémon saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis! The same as I'll do to you!
Fire: ... (Go, Ivysaur!)
Surge: Explosion, Electrode!
(Ivysaur faints.)
Fire: ... (Go, Charmeleon!)
Surge: Go, Electabuzz! Thunderpunch!
(Miss!)
Fire: ... (Charmeleon, use Ember!)
(Electabuzz loses 1/4 of HP.)
Surge: We won't miss this time... Electabuzz, attack!
Fire: (Charmeleon, now!)
Charmeleon used Slash!
A critical hit!
(Electabuzz loses 1/2 of his max HP this time.)
Surge: We won't miss this time! Electabuzz! Thunderbolt!
(Charmeleon faints.)
Fire: ... (Go, Pika! Quick Attack!)
(Electabuzz is finished off.)
Surge: Go, Raichu! Use Body Slam!
(Pikachu dodges the attack and Quick Attacks the Raichu.)
Surge: ... ... Volt Tackle!
(Pikachu gets hit, but lands a critical hit after Raichu recieved recoil, which manages to defeat the Raichu.)
Surge: Now that's a shocker! You're the real deal, kid! Fine, then, take the Thunder Badge! The ThunderBadge cranks up your Pokémon's speed. It also lets your Pokémon fly lightning-quick any-time, kid! You're special, kid! Here, let me teach your Pikachu a special move.
Pikachu learned Volt Tackle!

Cerulean Gym...
Announcer: ...And Leaf moves on from the second round, to challenge Leader Misty F... wait, Sorry! I apologize! I think I've gotten Leaf's name mixed up! Let's see... Her name's not Leaf Fey! It was Leaf Hawthorne!
(The audience seems to be... doubtful and suspicious.)
Leaf: ... (Whew... finally!) Squirtle, use Water Gun!
Misty: (Is that your best?!) It's not going to work! Starmie, use Bubble Beam!
Announcer: And it appears the Squirtle is slightly confused!
Misty: Thunderbolt!
Announcer: A super-effective Thunderbolt defeats Squirtle... which was Leaf's only Pokemon. Wow.
(The audience golf claps.)

By Diglett's Cave...
Aqua: Oh, Red. Not now!
Fire: ...
Aqua: Argh! Fine! Bring it on!
(Hopefully I typed that right.)
Fire: ... (Go, Pikachu!)
Aqua: ... Go, Pidgeotto!
(Pidgeotto immediately dies to a Thunderbolt.)
Aqua: Damn... Go, Raticate! Use Super Fang!
(Super Fang misses, and Raticate gets paralyzed by Thunder Wave.)
Fire: ... (Good. Now Thunderbolt!)
(Raticate is left on invisible Focus Sash {1 HP})
Aqua: Come back! I said come back, Raticate! Raticate! RATICATE!! Damn that paralysis!

Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
A critical hit!
Raticate effing died fainted!

Aqua: Come on! Go, Kadabra. Use Disable!
Pikachu's Volt Tackle was Disabled!
Fire: ... (In that case, use Thunderbolt!)
(Thunderbolt does NOT Gen I miss, and Kadabra loses 1/2 max HP.)
Aqua: Kinesis!
Fire: ... (Pikachu, Thunderbolt!)
(Miss!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Use Kinesis, again!
Fire: ... (Come back, Pikachu! Go, Squirtle!)
Aqua: Huh? Where did you get that Squirtle?!
Fire: ... (Let's just say it was doing some trouble... Squirtle, use Tackle!)
(Kadabra faints.)
Aqua: (Dammit! That means my last Pokemmon is...) Charmeleon!
(Charmeleon instantly faints to a super-effective Water Gun.)
Aqua: *sighs*

Season 1
   Episode 4
       "The War"
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 1 Episode 3

The Tomboyish Mermaid's Psychic Starfish's BubbleBeam Grass-Type Killer Ice Beam Thunderbolt Dazzling Gleam Psychic Flash Cannon Scald Signal Beam Power Gem Tri Attack Coverage Rain Dance Reflect Light Screen Double-Team Cosmic Power Agility Set-uper Recover Rest Spammer Confuse Ray Thunder Wave Toxic Supporter

Announcer: Another Challenger! Damian, with his Charmander, will have a hard time defeating this gym's water-type trainers! He will have to defeat two rounds of trainers to challenge this gym's Leader! The first qualification round will be against Luis!

(Battle begins.)
Announcer: Luis starts with a Water Gun and Damian's Charmander is down already! Looks like he's not gonna get the Gym Badge anytime soon.

Damian: How dare you, Charmander! *leaves*

Announcer: Did he not know that... anyways, our next challenger... Aqua Oak! He made an upset at Brock's Gym, will he make an upset here as well? The first qualification round begins... now!

(Battle begins.)
Announcer: The battle starts with Pidgey using Gust, dodging Horsea's Bubble and finishing off with a Quick Attack. Luis sends out Shellder.
Aqua: Pidgey, come back! Go, Rattata! Quick Attack!
Announcer: Rattata uses Quick Attack, while Shellder attempts a Clamp. Clamp misses, and Rattata uses Hyper Fang, defeating Shellder! Aqua may now advance to the second round. Our next battle is against Diana, wih her Goldeen.

Announcer: Aqua leads with Pidgey, who uses Gust before getting caught by Goldeen's Horn Attack. Next, Aqua sends out Rattata, who uses Super Fang before losing to Waterfall. Aqua finally sends out his Charmeleon, who burns Goldeen with Ember and defeats it with Metal Claw. Aqua may now advance to challenge Leader Misty, with only his Charmeleon left.

Misty: Hi, you're a new face! Only those Trainers who have a policy about Pokémon can turn pro. What is your approach when you catch and train Pokémon? My policy is an all out offensive with Water-type Pokémon!
Aqua: *to himself* And my policy is to look all over for powerful Pokemon that would beat any Pokemon Type. Misty! Do you know what that means? I'll tell you. I will become the most powerful Trainer in the world!
Music:
Announcer: Charmeleon starts with Metal Claw, which does significant damage to Starmie. Starmie then uses Hydro Pump, which misses! Charmeleon uses Ember, which also misses. Starmie then uses Double Team, which makes Charmeleon's Metal Claw miss again. Starmie is still mashing Double Team, so Charmeleon's hits are still not landing. And now-- YO, DID HE JUST WALK UP, SLOWLY, AND DOWN SMASH?!? Starmie almost fainted from that, but a quick Recover brings her back to full health. Starmie uses Scald, which doesn't affect Charmeleon at all. Charmeleon lands a Metal Claw, hitting Starmie's weak stop! AND AQUA DEFEATS LEADER MISTY WITH A CHARMELEON!!!
Misty: Wow! You're too much, all right! You can have the Cascade Badge to show that you beat me. The Cascade Badge makes all Pokémon up to Lvl. 30 obey. That includes even outsiders you got in trades. There's more. You can now use Cut anytime, even out of battle. You can cut down small trees to open new pathways. You can also have this TM.
Announcer: Our next challenger is Fire Jowd, following his spectacular appearance at Pewter Gym Challenge yesterday. The first qualification round begins!

Announcer: Fire sends out Bulbasaur, who starts by Seeding Horsea. Horsea uses Bubble, slowing down the Bulbasaur, but he still outspeeds and Vine Whips Horsea, taking the stock-- I mean, kill-- I mean, fainting it! Luis sends out Shellder, and Fire switches to Pikachu, who uses Quick Attack, but Shellder resists it with its shell. Shellder uses Ice Shard. Pikachu then uses the super-effective Thundershock, defeating Luis.

Announcer: Fire advances to the second round, against Diana. Fire leads with Bulbasaur, who also starts by seeding Goldeen. Goldeen uses Waterfall, but Bulbasaur resists it and defeats Goldeen with Vine Whip. Fire may now advance to challenge Leader Misty.

Misty: Hi, you're a new face! What's your policy on Pokémon? What is your approach? My policy is an all-out offensive with Water-type Pokémon! Misty, the world-famous beauty, is your host!

Music:

Announcer: Fire leads with Bulbasaur, who Seeds Starmie before being slowed down by a BubbleBeam. Starmie then takes advantage of the confusion by using a super-effective Ice Beam, defeating Bulbasaur. Fire sends out Pikachu, who uses Thundershock, while Starmie uses Recover. Pikachu uses Thunder Wave, paralyzing Starmie, and Starmie uses Power Gem. Pikachu uses Thundershock again, and finishes off Starmie!
Misty: Wow! You're too much, all right! You can have the Cascade Badge to show that you beat me. The Cascade Badge makes all Pokémon up to Lvl. 30 obey. That includes even outsiders you got in trades. There's more. You can now use Cut anytime, even out of battle. You can cut down small trees to open new pathways. You can also have my favorite TM.

Sometime later, at Route 25, Sea Cottage...
Aqua: ... So... *taking notes* Eevee's... genetics... is irregular... thus... it evolves... when exposed... to... evolution stones... Vaporeon... Its... tail... is mistaken... often... for a mermaid's... (Weirdly enough, a tomboyish one is the Gym Leader of the closest Gym to here.) Jolteon... it can create... lightning bolts... with a power of... 10,000 volts. Flareon... its body... can... reach temperatures... of over... 900 Celsius. Well, thanks, Bill!

(About 50 tiles to the left...)
Damian: I'm not good at raising Pokémon. I should release my Charmander because I haven't raised it well... If you promise me you'll care for it, it's yours.
Fire: *selects YES*
Damian: *gives Charmander* Take good care of my Charmander!
(Aqua approaches.)
Aqua: Yo! Red! You're still struggling along back here? I'm doing great! I caught a bunch of strong and smart Pokémon! Here, let me see what you caught, Red!
Music: (A video I found on the internet)
Fire: ...(Go, Pikachu!)
Aqua: Go, Pidgeotto! Use Sand-Attack!
Fire: (Pikachu, use Thundershock!)
Miss!
Aqua: Perfect. Quick Attack!
Fire: (Thundershock!)
It's super-effective!
Pidgeotto fainted.
Aqua: Damn! Go, Kadabra!
Fire: ... (Come back, Pikachu! Go, Charmander!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Use Confusion!
Fire: ... (I know that Kadabra has bad Defense. Charmander, use Scratch!)
Aqua: ...! Quick, use Disable!
Scratch was disabled!
Fire: ... (Ember!)
Kadabra fainted!
Aqua: Oh, come on! Go, Raticate! Use Hyper Fang!
Fire: ...! (Come back, Charmander! Go, Bulbasaur!)
Aqua: Raticate, Hyper Fang again!
Miss!
Fire: (Bulbasaur! Leech Seed!)
Aqua: Raticate, Quick Attack!
(Quick Attack goes first, but Bulbasaur still Seeds Raticate.)
Aqua: Hyper Fang!
Fire: Vine Whip!
(Both Attacks happen at the same time, so both Pokemon faint.)
Fire: ... (Go, Pikachu!)
Aqua: Go, Charmeleon!
Fire: Thunder Wave!
Aqua: Smoke Screen!
Fire: Thundershock!
Aqua: Ember!
Charmeleon was fully paralyzed.
Aqua: No!
Fire: Thundershock!
Charmeleon fainted!

Aqua: Hey! Take it easy! You won already! Hey, guess what? I went to Bill's and got him to show me his rare Pokémon. That added a lot of pages to my Pokédex! After all, Bill's world famous as a Poké Maniac. He invented the Pokémon Storage System on PC, too. Since you're using his system, go thank him. Well, I better go rolling! Smell ya later!

Season 1
   Episode 3
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 1 Episode 2
The Great Cave Offensive

Leaf: Yeah! Next up, Cerulean City! *rushes inside Mount Moon*
Grunt: Where do you think you're going?
Grunt2: We are in a top-secret to steal the Moon Stone from the mountain!
Grunt: Shut up, you fool! You just leaked our entire plan for the public!
Grunt2: Not if she never leaves the mountain!
Leaf: ...!
Aqua: *running in* Hold it! A two-on-one battle? That is so unfair! Typical of Team Rocket to be so sneaky. Allow me to join the battle!
Grunt3: What's the hold-up here?
Grunt: Sir, they have valuable information! We can't let it spread!
Grunt3: I agree. Hey, you! Yes, YOU! Come here! We need you!
(Grunt4 comes.)
Fire: *walks in* ...!
Grunt2: Another one!
Grunt4: You're going down!

Grunt: Prepare for trouble!
Grunt2: Make it quadruple!
Grunt3: To protect the world from devastion!
Grunt4: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Grunt: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Reshiram: *flying somewhere above Mt. Moon*
Grunt2: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Grunt3: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Grunt4: Surrender now, or prepare to--
Grunt: FIGHT!
Grunt2: FIGHT!!
Grunt3: FIGHT!!!

The Sunlight turned intense!
All: ?!?
Fire: ... (Pika, Thundershock the Zubat!)
Pika: Ppp...iiikaaa... *Thundershock severely misfires*
(Another Reshiram cry from above.)
Wild Reshiram used Fusion Flare!
All: ?!?!?
Wild Reshiram used Blue Flare!
All: !!!
Leaf: Wartortle, use Water Gun!
(Water spews everywhere. Wild Geodude are panicking.)
Grunt4: Run!!!
(Everyone runs all around.)
Lance: Stop right there, criminal scum!
Grunts: ...!
(Another cry from outside)
Lance: A... Reshiram? Dammit, it's angry! *goes outside to confront* Dragonite! Use Thunder Wave!
(Reshiram becomes paralyzed.)
Lance: ... (This isn't the best subduing move, but... I don't have any other options.)

Meanwhile, inside the Cave...
Leaf: *heading towards the exit* Oh, are these... fossils?
Jovan: Hey, I found them first!
Leaf: Really?
Jovan: Yes! Of-of course!
Leaf: ...Y'know, it's not fashionable to be a nerd.
Brock: I agree.
Leaf: Brock?! Where did you come from?!
Brock: I like fossils. I'm a rock-type trainer, see? (Heh heh...)
???: They're minerals, Brock.
All: Huh?
Steven: I'm Steven Stone, Champion of the Hoenn region. I came here after a message from Lance that there were dangerous Pokemon on the loose.
Lance: *from outside* Actually, it's an angered Reshiram.
Steven: A Reshiram?!
Lance: Yes. It-- urgh!
All: !!!
(When no one's looking, Leaf swipes the fossils.)
Jovan: Hey! *chases*
Steven: ...?
(A crash comes from the direction of Cerulean City.)
Steven: *checking* What?! A Zekrom too?!
Misty: *exiting Gym* What?
Steven: Stay back, you! This is dangerous!
Misty: I'll be fine! I'm not just any kid! By the way, the name's not "you," it's Misty!
Brock: *slight blush*
Misty: *glare*
Brock: ...
(Zekrom charges at Starmie, who dodges it.)
Lance: *from other side of Mountain* Do you have any non-harming status moves?!
Steven: ... ... My Aerodactyl knows Ice Fang and Thunder Fang!
Lance: An Aerodactyl?! Damn, it snapped out of parAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlysis!
Steven: How are we supposed to handle both a Reshiram AND Zekrom--
Reshiram: ...? ...!
Zekrom: ...? ...!
(Reshiram and Zekrom ignore everyone else and start fighting each other.)

Meanwhile, on Nugget Bridge
Brock: *indicating girl on Cerulean Cape* Perfect. That spot is... perfect for our first meeting.
Misty: Yeah, as soon as she meets you, she can jump right off!
Brock: No, I m-meant that Cerulean Cape is a popular romantic destination.
Misty: Well, I didn't know that... ...
Brock: ...?
Misty: ...
Brock: ... *walks to Cerulean Cape while Misty observes*
Daisy Oak: ...! *covers her ears and sends out Wobuffet, instructing it to use Counter, Mirror Coat, and Magic Coat* ... ... *opens parasol and hops over the guardrails, planning to land on a small patch of land when--*
(A weird, purple, alien-like monster in a spaceship appears and captures Daisy.)
Brock: A kidnapping?!

Meanwhile, at Cerulean Gym...
Misty: ...WHY is there an ad on the back?! I didn't approve of this! ... 917...555...0185... www.SMBPlumbing.com *calls and waits.*

Luigi: Mario! We've got a call! *answer* Hello? Mario Bros Here!
Misty: I'd like to make a formal complaint about--
Brock: *interrupting* Uhh HELP, ANYONE?! A GIRL WAS JUST KIDNAPPED BY A WEIRD ALIEN!!!
Mario: !!!
Luigi: Where?! Where?!
Misty: Cerulean Cape, Kanto!
Luigi: Where's Kanto?!
Mario: Luigi! I founda dis map, and Kanto is rrright... here!
Luigi: Lets a go! *hangs up.*
(3 minutes later...)
(A warp pip pops up in the ground.)
Luigi: Mario! I see da spaceship right there! *points t*
Mario: We take... this cannon! *points at map*
(Mario enters the warp pipe to the cannon, while Luigi does his up taunt.)
Luigi: Hoh hah hee heh hoo! *attempts to Green Missile into the warp pipe, but misfires and instead flies across the Pacific and lands in New York*

Brock: ... ... ... ...
Misty: ... ... ... ...

Inside the spaceship...
Tatanga: Sir, I've captured the target!
???: Good, but let's check to make sure.
Tatanga: Okay, fine. She's wearing a green--
???: GREEN?!? The Princess wears ORANGE, you idiot!
Tatanga: Whaaat?! But her name is Daisy!
Daisy Oak: ...! (Is that the Rock Tunnel?) Electrode, use Explosion!
Tatanga: Huh?!
KABOOM
Daisy Oak: Pidgeot, use Fly!
(Pidgeot flies to Route 9, where Daisy dismounts and proceeds to run.)

Cerulean City...
Brock: *indicating* Hey, wasn't that... ... ...

Season 1
   Episode 2
       The Great Cave Offensive
           THE END

...to be continued...

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