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(Fanfic) Woo's GP
On 2025-09-06 at 20:34:26
First track DS Desert Hills...
Lap 1
Nommanic:I'll get you Mario!
*Summons an Darkshell accidentally and hits India*
Mario gets hit by a fireball and gets stunned by 3 seconds...
Crafty Hits an pokey losing time...
Lap 2/3
Mario: I'ma gonna use these Star that I gotta in 4th...
Toad gets hit by a star...
India : I'll use this bull-
*gets it stolen by Cinnamon, making him first...
Alpaca gets hit by an Fireball (obstacle) stunning him a 1/2 of a second.
Lap 3/3
Toad gets hit by an Dark Shell.
Shy Guy?: Hei Hou!uses an spear and hits Alpaca.
Mario uses Super Shroom and Passes through the shortcut.
Toad uses an bullet bill and passes Luis...
Standings:
1st-Nommanic
2nd- Mario
3rd- Cinnamon
4th- Alpaca
5th- Crafty
6th- India
7th- Toad
8th- Luis- RANKED OUT
If I had to give my honest opinion, it's pretty bad.
Length: 1/5
Story: 1/5
One more thing: the female characters are called Opulent and Esoteric, not Crafty and Alpaca. Just to clear something up.

On 2025-09-05 at 23:33:51
Read through my application forms and google any words you don't know.
Name: Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Age: 27
Birthyear: 2000
Colour: Cyan
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a line and explodes on contact. High knockback
Special Abilities: The ability to establish telepathic communication lines, and cryokinesis.
Personality: Daring, VERY Serious, Nonchalant, of course, and smirks when confident.
Char 2:
Name: Nommanic Folloreht
Age: 25
Birthyear: 2002
Colour: Cyan, or Dodgerblue as a Shy Guy
Special Item: TM, (as human) allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below. Spear (as Shy Guy) can be thrown or stabbed.
Special Abilities: The ability to manipulate objects, for example turning on the lamp or opening the windows, the ability to deduce things like Sherlock Holmes, and the ability to rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to make things from thin air, literally. He turns into a Shy Guy by putting on a mask and costume.
Personality: Nonchalant, and is pedantic and snarky when conversing.
Char 3: Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Age 28
Birthyear: 1999
Colour: Cyan, duh.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and freezes an opponent.
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis, and the ability to read minds. The mind reading also allows her to see invisible people.
Personality: Nonchalant, of course, and is Serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Char 4: Cinnamon Folloreht
Age: 26
Birthyear: 2001
Colour: Blue, as a Yoshi.
Special Item: Shadow Lock, this can turn Pokemon into Shadow Pokemon, or it can lock a person's secret from him or herself. Only if the person is intentionally hiding it from him.
Special Abilities: The ability to MOVE objects, manipulate people, and swap objects that have the same shape from his POV.
Personality: Nonchalant, Dashing, and smirks when confident.
Name: Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Age: 27
Birthyear: 2000
Colour: Cyan
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a line and explodes on contact. High knockback
Special Abilities: The ability to establish telepathic communication lines, and cryokinesis.
Personality: Daring, VERY Serious, Nonchalant, of course, and smirks when confident.
Char 2:
Name: Nommanic Folloreht
Age: 25
Birthyear: 2002
Colour: Cyan, or Dodgerblue as a Shy Guy
Special Item: TM, (as human) allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below. Spear (as Shy Guy) can be thrown or stabbed.
Special Abilities: The ability to manipulate objects, for example turning on the lamp or opening the windows, the ability to deduce things like Sherlock Holmes, and the ability to rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to make things from thin air, literally. He turns into a Shy Guy by putting on a mask and costume.
Personality: Nonchalant, and is pedantic and snarky when conversing.
Char 3: Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Age 28
Birthyear: 1999
Colour: Cyan, duh.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and freezes an opponent.
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis, and the ability to read minds. The mind reading also allows her to see invisible people.
Personality: Nonchalant, of course, and is Serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Char 4: Cinnamon Folloreht
Age: 26
Birthyear: 2001
Colour: Blue, as a Yoshi.
Special Item: Shadow Lock, this can turn Pokemon into Shadow Pokemon, or it can lock a person's secret from him or herself. Only if the person is intentionally hiding it from him.
Special Abilities: The ability to MOVE objects, manipulate people, and swap objects that have the same shape from his POV.
Personality: Nonchalant, Dashing, and smirks when confident.


Rating your profile pic
On 2025-05-25 at 20:57:50
There's already a topic about this: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=15859
Unless you want to do the rating yourself, just use that topic.
Unless you want to do the rating yourself, just use that topic.

[fanfic... revisited] Mario Kart Pro Racing Deluxe
On 2025-09-06 at 21:25:45
Four characters as always...
Nommanic Folloreht - the most important thing about sports is spin.
Dodgerblue. In this fanfic, he is a Shy Guy.
He can:
manipulate objects, for example playing music, spinning a ball (useful for playing soccer);
deduce things like Sherlock Holmes does;
reverse drift, obviously;
rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to create things from thin air, literally;
use a spear;
play soccer;
play viola, primary;
play nylon guitar, secondary;
can pull mushrooms at first.
Kart is also Dodgerblue, with a ShyGuy mask as the emblem.
TM, allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below.
DD Partner: Cinnamon
Favorite: SNES Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Desert Hills
Favorite: Mushroom
Least favorite: Mega Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and responds with snark and pedantry when conversing.
Pokemon: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem
Cinnamon Folloreht - don't ask why I'm into Sanrio. I just do, OKAY?!?
Blue, he's a Yoshi
He can:
move objects, like grabbing a book from the shelf;
manipulate people, only if they are weak-willed;
swap objects that have the same shape;
snake;
use a spear;
play basketball;
flutter jump;
play cello, primarily;
play steel guitar, secondarily;
Kart is coloured like a Cinnamoroll. Emblem: Cyan Cinnamoroll
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders driving, motor skills, etc.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Favorite: GCN Yoshi Circuit
Least favorite: Airship Fortress
Favorite: Star
Least favorite: Bomb
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, with a daring nature. He smirks when confident.
Pokemon: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, Hisuian Electrode
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht - Pyrokinesis exists. No question about that.
Cyan
She can:
read minds, allowing her to detect invisible people;
perform MKDS snaking;
Psychically create fire, a.k.a. pyrokinesis;
Play viola, primarily;
play violin, secondarily;
Kart is Moonstone coloured Emblem is flames.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and temporarily freezes anyone that is hit.
DD Partner: Esoteric
Favorite: DS Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Peach Gardens
Favorite: Iceball
Least Favorite: Poison Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and is very serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Pokemon: Gastly, Haunter, Gengar.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht - Cryokinesis exists. No question about- HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!
She can:
establish telepathic lines;
bag;
Psychically create ice, a.k.a. Cryokinesis;
Play cello, primarily;
Play Contrabass, secondarily;
Kart is Cyan coloured; Emblem is Poke-ball
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a straight line and has high knockback
DD partner: Opulent
Favorite Track: DS Bowser's Castle
Least favorite track: GBA Cheese land
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, very Serious, and Daring.
Pokemon: None at all.
Extra stuff:
Opulent will often run off to get MARSHMALLOWS
Often, they will get into an argument about color vs colour or stepladder vs ladder
Opulent will often get shot or stabbed. She doesn't bleed much, though.
All four of them have a different fighting style:
Nommanic views from afar, helping out and using his Pokemon
Opulent does hands-on combat and uses her pyrokinesis to help
Cinnamon uses his spear to thrust at opponent
Esoteric utters mantras, each of which have a different element associated with it.
Nommanic Folloreht - the most important thing about sports is spin.
Dodgerblue. In this fanfic, he is a Shy Guy.
He can:
manipulate objects, for example playing music, spinning a ball (useful for playing soccer);
deduce things like Sherlock Holmes does;
reverse drift, obviously;
rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to create things from thin air, literally;
use a spear;
play soccer;
play viola, primary;
play nylon guitar, secondary;
can pull mushrooms at first.
Kart is also Dodgerblue, with a ShyGuy mask as the emblem.
TM, allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below.
DD Partner: Cinnamon
Favorite: SNES Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Desert Hills
Favorite: Mushroom
Least favorite: Mega Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and responds with snark and pedantry when conversing.
Pokemon: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem
Cinnamon Folloreht - don't ask why I'm into Sanrio. I just do, OKAY?!?
Blue, he's a Yoshi
He can:
move objects, like grabbing a book from the shelf;
manipulate people, only if they are weak-willed;
swap objects that have the same shape;
snake;
use a spear;
play basketball;
flutter jump;
play cello, primarily;
play steel guitar, secondarily;
Kart is coloured like a Cinnamoroll. Emblem: Cyan Cinnamoroll
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders driving, motor skills, etc.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Favorite: GCN Yoshi Circuit
Least favorite: Airship Fortress
Favorite: Star
Least favorite: Bomb
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, with a daring nature. He smirks when confident.
Pokemon: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, Hisuian Electrode
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht - Pyrokinesis exists. No question about that.
Cyan
She can:
read minds, allowing her to detect invisible people;
perform MKDS snaking;
Psychically create fire, a.k.a. pyrokinesis;
Play viola, primarily;
play violin, secondarily;
Kart is Moonstone coloured Emblem is flames.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and temporarily freezes anyone that is hit.
DD Partner: Esoteric
Favorite: DS Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Peach Gardens
Favorite: Iceball
Least Favorite: Poison Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and is very serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Pokemon: Gastly, Haunter, Gengar.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht - Cryokinesis exists. No question about- HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!
She can:
establish telepathic lines;
bag;
Psychically create ice, a.k.a. Cryokinesis;
Play cello, primarily;
Play Contrabass, secondarily;
Kart is Cyan coloured; Emblem is Poke-ball
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a straight line and has high knockback
DD partner: Opulent
Favorite Track: DS Bowser's Castle
Least favorite track: GBA Cheese land
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, very Serious, and Daring.
Pokemon: None at all.
Extra stuff:
Opulent will often run off to get MARSHMALLOWS
Often, they will get into an argument about color vs colour or stepladder vs ladder
Opulent will often get shot or stabbed. She doesn't bleed much, though.
All four of them have a different fighting style:
Nommanic views from afar, helping out and using his Pokemon
Opulent does hands-on combat and uses her pyrokinesis to help
Cinnamon uses his spear to thrust at opponent
Esoteric utters mantras, each of which have a different element associated with it.

[Fanfic] Sebastian Kart: The Story. (Season 2 Sign Ups!)
On 2025-08-29 at 01:39:40
Mind if I submit another character? He'll probably just barge in at the last minute:
Nommanic Folloreht (call him Nommanic)
He's nonchalant as well, and remarks on what is happening with pedancy and snark. He also only knows Marcelo and Indianario
Cyan
Uses the MKPC Daisy Stats Kart
Totally Normal Glider
Boy
Extra stuff, as usual:
I think he'll be 25, and Opulent will be 28. He deduces things by observing other people, like Sherlock Holmes does. His favorite Pokemon are the regional forms of Pokemon in Kanto and Johto. His favorite one is Hisuian Typhlosion, and his favorites are Alolan Raichu, Alolan Exeggutor, and Alolan Golem, Hisuian Electrode, and Alolan Marowak. He also had some run-ins with the Pro Karters, and he uses reverse drifting. He has a Pokegear. He is able to do the OOB cuts. In addition to his favorite Pokemon, he also has a Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Togekiss, and Starmie. All of them are lvl 100 because he has been raising Pokemon for about 19 years. He was once a Shy Guy, and still owns his mask, costume, and spear.
Nommanic Folloreht (call him Nommanic)
He's nonchalant as well, and remarks on what is happening with pedancy and snark. He also only knows Marcelo and Indianario
Cyan
Uses the MKPC Daisy Stats Kart
Totally Normal Glider
Boy
Extra stuff, as usual:
I think he'll be 25, and Opulent will be 28. He deduces things by observing other people, like Sherlock Holmes does. His favorite Pokemon are the regional forms of Pokemon in Kanto and Johto. His favorite one is Hisuian Typhlosion, and his favorites are Alolan Raichu, Alolan Exeggutor, and Alolan Golem, Hisuian Electrode, and Alolan Marowak. He also had some run-ins with the Pro Karters, and he uses reverse drifting. He has a Pokegear. He is able to do the OOB cuts. In addition to his favorite Pokemon, he also has a Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Togekiss, and Starmie. All of them are lvl 100 because he has been raising Pokemon for about 19 years. He was once a Shy Guy, and still owns his mask, costume, and spear.

On 2025-08-26 at 01:16:45
S2 EPISODE 0: The Proluge.
(3 Months After The Apple Cup)
Sebastian: Atleast I Have Some Peace Nowdays After All Of That Chaos 1 Week Ago!
Sebastian: Well I Should Just Relax And-
(He Gets A Message In His Phone)
Sebastian: Uh? A Message?
(The Message: Yoshi LOVER: Hey Sebastian! Some People Who Work In That Racing Place We Were Three Months Ago Invited Us For Another Cup! Do You Wanna Go?)
Sebastian: Wait WHAT?!
Music:
Sebastian: Alright... So Here I Am...
Sebastian: I'm So Nervous Right Now To Be Honest..
(Minutes Later After Signing Up For The Cup)
Sebastian: Okay So... They Told Me That There Could Be New Racers To Participe Here..
(Sebastian Enters The Waiting Room)
Sebastian: So I Wonder Who May Be The New Racers-
???: Who Are You?
Sebastian: Oh Hey, I'm Sebastian
Sebastian: I'm One Of The Racers Here...
Sebastian: Wait Are You A Racer Too?
???: Yeah I Am A Racer Too..
Opulent: By The Way My Name's Opulent If You're Wondering...
Opulent: Even Tho I Don't Fully Know You Or Trust You..
Sebastian: Well Makes Sense Since We Have Never Seen Each Other..
Opulent: Yeah And I Could Have Created Fire On You The First Second I Saw You..
Sebastian Yeah- Wait What?
Sebastian: What Do You Mean By "Created Fire On Me??"
(Opulent Says Nothing But Creates Fire To Show Him And Then Makes The Fire Disappear)
Sebastian: Oh I See Now...
???: So I Guess You Came Here Too...
Sebastian: Wait That Voice It's Familiar-
Sebastian: COBALTGPT?!
Cobaltgpt: Surprised To See Me?
Opulent: Wait You Two Know Each Other?
Sebastian And Cobaltgpt: Yeah Because We Were Racing Together Three Months Ago
???: Hey There Guys!
Sebastian: Yoshi LOVER!
Cobaltgpt: Hello Dude!
Yoshi LOVER: I Knew You Were Going To Be Here Sebastian!
Yoshi LOVER: And I Can't Believe You're Here Too Cobaltgpt!
Cobaltgpt: Heh Yeah Makes Sense Why Would You Be Surprised Too
Opulent: I Don't Understand What's Happening Here...
Opulent: But I Guess I Shouldn't Really Care About Any Of That
Yoshi LOVER: I've Also Heared That SM7 And Marcelo Would Come Back Too!
Sebastian: Cool!
Cobaltgpt: Interesting!
Yoshi LOVER: Yeah And-
???: So... You're Here Too...
Cobaltgpt And Opulent: Huh?
Sebastian: Who It's That!?
Sebastian: And Why Does It Kinda Look... Like Me?
Yoshi LOVER: Not You...
???: I Guess We See Each Other Again After One Month...
???: YOSHI LOVER...
End Of The Proluge Episode!
Hope Y'all Like This Proluge Episode!
Spoiler Alert About This Secret Character Down Here...:
Nice episode!
Extra stuff I would like you to add:
Whenever she talks about creating fire, it's called "pyrokinesis."
Opulent: Hey, just so ya know I would prefer it if you called it "pyrokinesis."
The only people who have participated in this fanfic that she knows are Marcelo and Indianario. And Nommanic, if I decide to add him. (Maybe in Season 3?)
On 2025-08-23 at 23:17:30
Yeah sure, why not?
Opulent
Usually nonchalant, can read minds and create fire, and is extremely serious.
Cyan
Usually uses the Dry Bomber from MKDS.
Uhh a totally normal glider
Girl
Extra stuff you DEFINITELY don't need:
She can be age 4, 16, 21, or 28. I don't suggest 4 tho, she can't drive a kart nor use pyrokinesis. By age 21 and after, she has a level 100 Gastly that can possess people, a level 100 Haunter that haunts people, and a level 100 Gengar that is her main for general battling. Because of her ability to read minds, she can sense invisible people (or ghosts, if they exist) as will have been shown in S1E1 of TsMK. She has a little brother, called Nommanic Folloreht, who is 3 years younger than she is. Her full name is Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht. She is generally good friends with people from TSA, especially Diamond or Pearl. She's really good at MKDS snaking, and HATES the Pro Karters.
Opulent
Usually nonchalant, can read minds and create fire, and is extremely serious.
Cyan
Usually uses the Dry Bomber from MKDS.
Uhh a totally normal glider
Girl
Extra stuff you DEFINITELY don't need:
She can be age 4, 16, 21, or 28. I don't suggest 4 tho, she can't drive a kart nor use pyrokinesis. By age 21 and after, she has a level 100 Gastly that can possess people, a level 100 Haunter that haunts people, and a level 100 Gengar that is her main for general battling. Because of her ability to read minds, she can sense invisible people (or ghosts, if they exist) as will have been shown in S1E1 of TsMK. She has a little brother, called Nommanic Folloreht, who is 3 years younger than she is. Her full name is Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht. She is generally good friends with people from TSA, especially Diamond or Pearl. She's really good at MKDS snaking, and HATES the Pro Karters.

Different Dimension [Fanfic]
On 2025-09-02 at 21:13:00
Okay, time for a whopping FOUR characters. All of them are cyan:
Nommanic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Psychically manipulate objects, for example playing music, turning on lights, opening the dishwasher, turning on the water...
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, converses with snark, and is pedantic.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis. In this case, the fire produced can act as a liquid, absorbing attacks, a solid, reflecting attacks, or gas, acting as normal fire.
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, and overall very serious.
The other two:
Cinnamon Folloreht (A he)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Able to MOVE objects, for example floating a water bottle, lifting trees into the air, grabbing a book from the shelf, etc. He can also manipulate people if the victim is weak-willed.
Personality: He's nonchalant, of course, dashing as well, and smirks a lot.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (A She)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Creating ice. The ice can act as normal, pure, ice, or can act as a cold mist.
Personality: She's nonchalant, very serious, and often very confident.
Extra: Nommanic's Pokemon are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, and Alolan Golem. Cinnamon's Pokemon are: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, and Hisuian Electrode. Opulent's Pokemon are: Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and Esoteric's Pokemon are Glaceon, Espeon, and Sylveon.
Why do you always send multiple characters.
(Question mark, people! Question mark!)
The answer is simple... or not:
1. Why do people even send fanfic characters?
2. RealGamerGuy sends two characters.
3. I have multiple OCs.
4. Why should I send only one character?
5. Who cares if I send multiple characters?
6. This fanfic is Cinnamon and Esoteric's debut as fanfic characters.
7. Without one of the two characters at the top, this fanfic wouldn't be complete, because... it's complicated. Friendship, that is.
On 2025-09-01 at 22:44:41
Sorry for not posting sooner. I was on vacation and didn't have my computer, (though I did see this topic.)
Okay, time for a whopping FOUR characters. All of them are cyan:
Nommanic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Psychically manipulate objects, for example playing music, turning on lights, opening the dishwasher, turning on the water...
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, converses with snark, and is pedantic.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis. In this case, the fire produced can act as a liquid, absorbing attacks, a solid, reflecting attacks, or gas, acting as normal fire.
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, and overall very serious.
The other two:
Cinnamon Folloreht (A he)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Able to MOVE objects, for example floating a water bottle, lifting trees into the air, grabbing a book from the shelf, etc. He can also manipulate people if the victim is weak-willed.
Personality: He's nonchalant, of course, dashing as well, and smirks a lot.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (A She)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Creating ice. The ice can act as normal, pure, ice, or can act as a cold mist.
Personality: She's nonchalant, very serious, and often very confident.
Extra: Nommanic's Pokemon are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, and Alolan Golem. Cinnamon's Pokemon are: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, and Hisuian Electrode. Opulent's Pokemon are: Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and Esoteric's Pokemon are Glaceon, Espeon, and Sylveon.
Okay, time for a whopping FOUR characters. All of them are cyan:
Nommanic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Psychically manipulate objects, for example playing music, turning on lights, opening the dishwasher, turning on the water...
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, converses with snark, and is pedantic.
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis. In this case, the fire produced can act as a liquid, absorbing attacks, a solid, reflecting attacks, or gas, acting as normal fire.
OF COURSE the personality will be: Nonchalant, and overall very serious.
The other two:
Cinnamon Folloreht (A he)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Able to MOVE objects, for example floating a water bottle, lifting trees into the air, grabbing a book from the shelf, etc. He can also manipulate people if the victim is weak-willed.
Personality: He's nonchalant, of course, dashing as well, and smirks a lot.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (A She)
Cyan
Special Abilities: Creating ice. The ice can act as normal, pure, ice, or can act as a cold mist.
Personality: She's nonchalant, very serious, and often very confident.
Extra: Nommanic's Pokemon are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, and Alolan Golem. Cinnamon's Pokemon are: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, and Hisuian Electrode. Opulent's Pokemon are: Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and Esoteric's Pokemon are Glaceon, Espeon, and Sylveon.

The Silly Adventures: Now in Season 2
On 2025-08-19 at 00:17:21
Hey, just so you know, you can write non-official fan-made stories on this topic. Just make sure they don't interfere with the main storyline. Also:
IMPORTANT
Season 3 will take us 7 years into the past. I need the characters:
(@-LakituThing- @SuperSwimmer @--T-- @NotNashatra @Marcelo64 @RabootCo)
Kevin, Refridge, T, Nashatra, and Marcelo
Aged 6 years old.
(In Seasons 1 and 2 they are 13 btw.)
Anyways! I present:
S2 E10
The Original Adventures
(This is more like a background basis than an actual story.)
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8784545
Nashatra: Uhh what just happened?
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Opulent: ...I think I have an idea...
Everyone else: An idea?!
Opulent: I'm not sure though. Hold up... *rummages around the room* Found It!!
Red: Gimme that book!
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Opulent: ...alright. Time to-
(Red lounges at Opulent and tries to grab the book. Unfortunately, Opulent manages to hold on and spawns a fireball in retaliation. The hotel room turns into a battle of Red & Blue vs. everyone else.)
???: Uhh hey I heard some noise what are you doing?
(Music Start)
Jay: It's Gamer Guy!!
GamerGuy: So, what did I miss?
Nommanic: Not much. By the way, this is Stella, and this is Indianario.
Stella: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi
Indianario: Hii!!
GamerGuy: Hi!
(Red takes advantage of their distraction be lounging again, taking the book, and flying out the window.)
Everyone but Blue and Opulent: She can FLY?!?
Opulent: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!! I guess I'll just have to dictate it from memory, I guess.
Jay: But first, let's celebrate GamerGuy's arrival!
Everyone: Hurray! (for Jay!)
(They head for the Mario Kart Stadium.)
Nommanic: ...(darn. The Pro Karters are here.)
Jay: Alright, you know the deal. (but I didn't expect this to be serious.)
Pro Karter #1: C'mon, now. Winner takes all. What do you say?
Everyone on the team except T: I ACCEPT!!
Leader: You WILL regret it...
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Alright, let's start with our special Mt. Moon Raceway! 3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start.)
Leader: Ha ha ha... Horn Drill!
Nommanic: Dodge it!
(All four dodge it.)
Leader: It's not over yet! Earthquake and Explosion, just like planned!
Lakitu:

No! That is not allowed! Stop it!


Pro Karter #3: Sorry, Lakitu... Thunder!
(Lakitu falls out of the cloud.)
Team None: SERIOUSLY?!?
Pro Karter #3: Ha ha ha... what do you have to say, punk?
Opulent: I've got nothing to say to you... you never listen, anyway.
(She shoots a fireball.)
Pro Karter #7: What was that?!?
Opulent: Pyrokinesis. You wouldn't know, of course. ... You're up next.
(Diamond and Pearl come out from the Dry Bomber.)
Everyone else: Wha- WHAAAT?!?
Opulent: ...(Hurry up. They'll distract them.)
(Everyone clambers onto the Banisher.)
(Meanwhile...)
Pro Karter #4: What are you gonna do? Punch me? You can't- AAARGH!! That slap was- WAAAARGH!!
Leader: Get her- YAAAAARGH!!!
Pearl: I'll never forgive you for being so rude to Opulent! *continues slapping*
Pro Karter #2: WAAH!! YAAAARGH!! OOOOF!!
(While the Pro Karters are distracted, Team None finishes the 3 laps.)
Pro Karters: Wha- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opulent: ...and our first job complete. Alright, now I'll try to dictate it from memory...
(They head back to the hotel.)
(Music Change)
Opulent: ...well. This information may be inaccurate, but...
Refridge: *holding up a book* Hey, isn't this the book?
Opulent: Yes! Okay, here goes...
Silly Adventures
1 million pages long
By: Silly Silly
By: Blue + Red
Opulent: I'm gonna skip over some parts you don't need...
CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time Yellow gave Green $100 then Green ate it. Then White told Yellow. then Yellow came to punch everybody. Then Covid 19 started because of that silly stuff. Then World war 1 started. Then Green came to save the day! Then the war ended!
CHAPTER 2
The time turner
Then Blue had an idea! He used an [illegible] time-travel to 1866. He calculated the probability using a quantum computer, built from directions from [smeared with ink] by [smeared with ink] However, a [illegible] silght mis[illegible] caused [illegible] 20,000 [smeared with ink] Then Yellow steeped[sic] in ano[sic] Blue punched her. [various notes on the side] Then World War 2 started.
[horrible anime drawing of a orange-haired sad girl with large eyes]
From: evil Blue He-He[sic]
Okay, back to the story. [smeared with paint] never struck up [illegible] and [smeared with paint] started fighting in the [smeared with ink] was very drunk from the [smeared with paint] He then punched [illegible] Then [illegible]
Chapter 3
The advent[illegible] of the [illegible and smeared with paint]
With [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Blue's POV:
I called [smeared with paint] I got [illegible]
Chapter 4
The cursed helmet
After that, I [illegible] We then went [illegible] [smeared with paint]sappeared, but nobody noticed. I [illegible] [smeared with paint]
Chapter 5
Recalled to Light
[illegible] She [illegible] it. The helmet. The same one, [smeared with paint] I fought [smeared with paint] off while [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Chapter 6
[smeared with paint]
We celebrated. Then we decided to find [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry, back to my story. Then Blue shoted[sic] Kim Jong[sic] from [The] North Korea. [The] Kin Jong's daughter attacked all USA.[sic]
Yellow POV:
Sorry, Sorry. Silly, Silly, Silly [smeared with paint] He He He He He He. Mwa Mwa Mua We are always evil. to Evil [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry for interuptions.[sic] So then everybody had to escape USA. But Kim Jong punched Joe Biden.
Chapter 7
Then Kim Jong enslaved Joe Biden. And He told everybody, "you will all follow my evil rules. Ha Ha ![sic] Then [blacked out] killed Kim Jong the[sic] [smeared with paint] became the president.
Then [smeared out] told everybody to buy her 1,000,000 [smeared with paint]
[crossed out]'s POV
So they arent[sic] misnsd[sic] they went a lil shope spre[sic] [illegible] beba and toys. Then they stole all the Kuromis.
Green's POV:
[smeared with ink]
Red's POV:
Then Blue killed tlice[sic] Red and Red survived.
[crossed out: Chapter 8 WWV]
Yellow POV
I will call [illegible] and will give them a AK-47 to kill Kim Jong Un then I [illegible] then [smeared with paint] [illegible] me! that is when world war 3 happened, than[sic] I won the battle but I will revive [smeared with paint and illegible] helped me! I gave everyone who [smeared with paint] then, I got the [smeared with a lot of paint] Since Red wants to learn [smeared with ink] I would like to [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Now, next part. Then Blue came to Yellow and to her[sic] a secret. Blue sayd don't tell Green. So he said [smeared with paint]
Chapter 8
Then Kim Jong revived.
Then... Long story short.
Chapter 9
Then he had to enslavedeverybody.[sic] Then everybody decided to fight. Then World War 4 started. Then they won!
Chapter 10
The end
Blue aet[sic] shocked when [smeared with paint]
Chapter 11
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 12
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter [illegible]
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 14
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter 15
Cookin' time
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 16
BOOM!
At 13-13-1313 13: 13:13 Everybody's nead[sic] was teleported into a teliot[sic]. Then the Teliots[sic] exploded.
[three blank pages]
Opulent: ...that's it.
GamerGuy: Uhh why is most of it blacked out?
Opulent: I dunno. Probably Red didn't want us to read it?
Nommanic: Or Blue.
Phanto: That's right... where did Blue go?
Nashatra: You forgot to watch him?
Stella: I don't think he'll be returning soon...
Jay: Uhh... what are we doing now?
Nommanic, Nashatra, Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Opulent, and Phanto: I dunno.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 10
The Original Adventures
THE END
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S2 E10
The Original Adventures
(This is more like a background basis than an actual story.)
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Nashatra: Uhh what just happened?
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Opulent: ...I think I have an idea...
Everyone else: An idea?!
Opulent: I'm not sure though. Hold up... *rummages around the room* Found It!!
Red: Gimme that book!
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Opulent: ...alright. Time to-
(Red lounges at Opulent and tries to grab the book. Unfortunately, Opulent manages to hold on and spawns a fireball in retaliation. The hotel room turns into a battle of Red & Blue vs. everyone else.)
???: Uhh hey I heard some noise what are you doing?
(Music Start)
Jay: It's Gamer Guy!!
GamerGuy: So, what did I miss?
Nommanic: Not much. By the way, this is Stella, and this is Indianario.
Stella: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi
Indianario: Hii!!
GamerGuy: Hi!
(Red takes advantage of their distraction be lounging again, taking the book, and flying out the window.)
Everyone but Blue and Opulent: She can FLY?!?
Opulent: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!! I guess I'll just have to dictate it from memory, I guess.
Jay: But first, let's celebrate GamerGuy's arrival!
Everyone: Hurray! (for Jay!)
(They head for the Mario Kart Stadium.)
Nommanic: ...(darn. The Pro Karters are here.)
Jay: Alright, you know the deal. (but I didn't expect this to be serious.)
Pro Karter #1: C'mon, now. Winner takes all. What do you say?
Everyone on the team except T: I ACCEPT!!
Leader: You WILL regret it...
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Alright, let's start with our special Mt. Moon Raceway! 3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start.)
Leader: Ha ha ha... Horn Drill!
Nommanic: Dodge it!
(All four dodge it.)
Leader: It's not over yet! Earthquake and Explosion, just like planned!
Lakitu:






Pro Karter #3: Sorry, Lakitu... Thunder!
(Lakitu falls out of the cloud.)
Team None: SERIOUSLY?!?
Pro Karter #3: Ha ha ha... what do you have to say, punk?
Opulent: I've got nothing to say to you... you never listen, anyway.
(She shoots a fireball.)
Pro Karter #7: What was that?!?
Opulent: Pyrokinesis. You wouldn't know, of course. ... You're up next.
(Diamond and Pearl come out from the Dry Bomber.)
Everyone else: Wha- WHAAAT?!?
Opulent: ...(Hurry up. They'll distract them.)
(Everyone clambers onto the Banisher.)
(Meanwhile...)
Pro Karter #4: What are you gonna do? Punch me? You can't- AAARGH!! That slap was- WAAAARGH!!
Leader: Get her- YAAAAARGH!!!
Pearl: I'll never forgive you for being so rude to Opulent! *continues slapping*
Pro Karter #2: WAAH!! YAAAARGH!! OOOOF!!
(While the Pro Karters are distracted, Team None finishes the 3 laps.)
Pro Karters: Wha- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opulent: ...and our first job complete. Alright, now I'll try to dictate it from memory...
(They head back to the hotel.)
(Music Change)
Opulent: ...well. This information may be inaccurate, but...
Refridge: *holding up a book* Hey, isn't this the book?
Opulent: Yes! Okay, here goes...
Silly Adventures
1 million pages long
By: Silly Silly
By: Blue + Red
Opulent: I'm gonna skip over some parts you don't need...
CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time Yellow gave Green $100 then Green ate it. Then White told Yellow. then Yellow came to punch everybody. Then Covid 19 started because of that silly stuff. Then World war 1 started. Then Green came to save the day! Then the war ended!
CHAPTER 2
The time turner
Then Blue had an idea! He used an [illegible] time-travel to 1866. He calculated the probability using a quantum computer, built from directions from [smeared with ink] by [smeared with ink] However, a [illegible] silght mis[illegible] caused [illegible] 20,000 [smeared with ink] Then Yellow steeped[sic] in ano[sic] Blue punched her. [various notes on the side] Then World War 2 started.
[horrible anime drawing of a orange-haired sad girl with large eyes]
From: evil Blue He-He[sic]
Okay, back to the story. [smeared with paint] never struck up [illegible] and [smeared with paint] started fighting in the [smeared with ink] was very drunk from the [smeared with paint] He then punched [illegible] Then [illegible]
Chapter 3
The advent[illegible] of the [illegible and smeared with paint]
With [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Blue's POV:
I called [smeared with paint] I got [illegible]
Chapter 4
The cursed helmet
After that, I [illegible] We then went [illegible] [smeared with paint]sappeared, but nobody noticed. I [illegible] [smeared with paint]
Chapter 5
Recalled to Light
[illegible] She [illegible] it. The helmet. The same one, [smeared with paint] I fought [smeared with paint] off while [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Chapter 6
[smeared with paint]
We celebrated. Then we decided to find [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry, back to my story. Then Blue shoted[sic] Kim Jong[sic] from [The] North Korea. [The] Kin Jong's daughter attacked all USA.[sic]
Yellow POV:
Sorry, Sorry. Silly, Silly, Silly [smeared with paint] He He He He He He. Mwa Mwa Mua We are always evil. to Evil [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry for interuptions.[sic] So then everybody had to escape USA. But Kim Jong punched Joe Biden.
Chapter 7
Then Kim Jong enslaved Joe Biden. And He told everybody, "you will all follow my evil rules. Ha Ha ![sic] Then [blacked out] killed Kim Jong the[sic] [smeared with paint] became the president.

[crossed out]'s POV
So they arent[sic] misnsd[sic] they went a lil shope spre[sic] [illegible] beba and toys. Then they stole all the Kuromis.

Green's POV:
[smeared with ink]
Red's POV:
Then Blue killed tlice[sic] Red and Red survived.
[crossed out: Chapter 8 WWV]
Yellow POV
I will call [illegible] and will give them a AK-47 to kill Kim Jong Un then I [illegible] then [smeared with paint] [illegible] me! that is when world war 3 happened, than[sic] I won the battle but I will revive [smeared with paint and illegible] helped me! I gave everyone who [smeared with paint] then, I got the [smeared with a lot of paint] Since Red wants to learn [smeared with ink] I would like to [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Now, next part. Then Blue came to Yellow and to her[sic] a secret. Blue sayd don't tell Green. So he said [smeared with paint]
Chapter 8
Then Kim Jong revived.

Chapter 9
Then he had to enslavedeverybody.[sic] Then everybody decided to fight. Then World War 4 started. Then they won!
Chapter 10
The end
Blue aet[sic] shocked when [smeared with paint]
Chapter 11
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 12
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter [illegible]
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 14
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter 15
Cookin' time
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 16
BOOM!
At 13-13-1313 13: 13:13 Everybody's nead[sic] was teleported into a teliot[sic]. Then the Teliots[sic] exploded.
[three blank pages]
Opulent: ...that's it.
GamerGuy: Uhh why is most of it blacked out?
Opulent: I dunno. Probably Red didn't want us to read it?
Nommanic: Or Blue.
Phanto: That's right... where did Blue go?
Nashatra: You forgot to watch him?
Stella: I don't think he'll be returning soon...
Jay: Uhh... what are we doing now?
Nommanic, Nashatra, Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Opulent, and Phanto: I dunno.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 10
The Original Adventures
THE END
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S2 E9
'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473
Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?
(Music Start)
Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait.... you a d.. on't- mmean --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!
(Back at the ???)
Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)
Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 9
'Nappin'
THE END
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'Nappin'
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Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?
(Music Start)
Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait.... you a d.. on't- mmean --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...

Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!
(Back at the ???)
Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
..............................................
(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)
Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...

Stella: ...

Nashatra: ...

Red: ...

Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 9
'Nappin'
THE END
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S2 E8
Super Swimming
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(One day in the hotel...)
Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!
(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?
Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.
(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!
Season 2
Episode 8
Super Swimming
THE END
...to be continued...
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Super Swimming
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(One day in the hotel...)
Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!
(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?

Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.
(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!
Season 2
Episode 8
Super Swimming
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Nashatra says... "chat I think I didn't die this time"
Ad2: SuperSwimmer says... "Happy Birthday!"



On 2025-08-06 at 22:24:41
Here's my submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist My bad
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Hey just asking but can you submit Stella too? Make sure to add all the details I may or may not need.

On 2025-08-06 at 01:57:30
S2 E7:
Adventures Chapter E-Two: Triumphant Return
(ACE-TWO-TR)
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8226150
Nommanic: ...alright time to start your lesson on catching Pokemon-
Phanto: What about me?
(Music Start)
Nommanic: Wha... but you don't have-
Phanto: ...but I do.
Phantolom: Phanto Phanto!
Nommanic: ...But this Pokemon doesn't exist!
Phanto: Yeah, that's the point.
Phantolom: level 50 Ghost-type Phantom Pokemon
Moves:
Stun: type Special Electic, power 50, accuracy 100, 50% chance of paralysis.
Phantom Wave: type Status Ghost, power null, accuracy null, inflicts paralysis, burn, confusion, and TOX.
Sonic Boom: type Special Normal, power 250, accuracy 70, always goes first.
Whirlpool X: type Special Ghost, power 50, accuracy null, traps foes for one turn, cannot be used twice in a row.
Dark Blast: type Special Dark, power 150, accuracy 100.
Base stats:
HP: 150
Attack: 50
Defense: 100
Special Attack: 255
Special Defense: 150
Speed: 200
EVs:
HP: + 10
Attack: + 92
Defense: + 6
Special Attack: + 252
Special Defense: + 100
Speed: + 50
Total: 510
Final Stats:
HP: 136
Attack: 37
Defense: 51
Special Attack: 159
Special Defense: 88
Speed: 106
Phanto: ...see here...
I CHALLENGE YOU!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: ...Fine. Eruption!
Phanto: Phantom Wave!
Nommanic: ...! Fine, then I switch.
Phanto: Phantom Wave!
Nommanic: Disable!
Phanto: Wh-YOU DISABLED IT?!?
Nommanic: ...perfect. Now a Full Heal and switch back.
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Kaingnitic (a Typhlosion): WAAAH!
Nommanic: Ugh. Flamethrower!
Phantolom: PHAAAAANTOOOOO!
Phanto: Darn! Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Wait WHAT?!?
Phanto: ...Dark Blast!
Kaingnitic: WAAAH!
Nommanic: This isn't good! Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Yes, it missed! Eruption!
Jay: ...sure is a tense battle.
...5 minutes later...
Nommanic: ...this is going to be an endless battle. *sighs*
Phanto: What about a draw?
Nommanic: That would be great. We did destroy an eighth of the field.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Where were we... right! Catching Pokemon! First thing you do is find a wild Pokemon, like that Bidoof. Then you must battle it. So far so good?
Everyone else: Yes.
Nommanic: Next, you lower its HP, like this!
Bidoof: Doof!
Nommanic: After that, you throw the Poke-ball.
Poof!
Shake
Shake
Shake
Congratulations! Wild BIDOOF was caught!
Nommanic: Like that. Got it?
Everyone else: Yes.
Nommanic: Okay! Let head back- WHERE ARE YOU GOING PHANTO?!?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Phanto: "Private Property; No Entry." Well, let's go!
(A worker walks past.)
Phanto: ...(Excellent! Let's hide beside him!)
(The worker takes a left turn, and Phanto takes a right turn.)
Phanto: ...(I can't believe I'm getting away with this! I wonder how far I can go...?)
(A faint noise is heard.)
Phanto: ...(What was that?) *looks through a window* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
Worker: An intruder! Get him!
(Phanto gets thrown through a window.)
Worker2: And stay OUT!
Phanto: ...didn't have to be so rough...
Man: Young Man...
(Music Change)
Phanto: Huh?
Man: That sphere you're wearing... might that be, by any chance, a Poke-ball?
Phanto: Yeah, who are-
Man: Good for you, my boy! So young but already a Pokemon trainer!
Phanto: Is that so amazing?
Man: Ah! And humble besides! I can see you're not just any lad! Now, let's see what's inside that Poke-ball, eh?
Phanto: What?!? But it's MINE!!
(Some punching later...)
Man: Unremarkable! Simply Unremarkable! Nontheless, you're IN! Welcome to the Hearthome Pokemon Fan Club! I am the director.
(The Hearthome Pokemon Fan Club...)
Director: Don't be shy, son!
(They enter.)
Boy: I swear, there's nothing for goldarn stubborn than a Kricketot! (heh heh)
Girl: At least they don't have hair-balls, like my Bidoof! (tee hee)
Director: My lad, you'll never find a gaggle of more devoted Pokemon lovers than in this room! Take a look! The newsletter says it all!
Phanto: Wh-Wha... A BATH WITH A TENTACOOL?!?
Director: Quiet! Everyone! May I have your attention please! No slim shadies shall stand up! I introduce our newest member, PHANTO!
Everyone: Hurray!
Phanto: Hey that Pokemon is mine! What are you doing-
Boy: Golly! That Pokemon isn't used to people.
Girl: It's not cute! How long have you had this Phantolom, Phanto?
Phanto: Since I was a little kid.
Boy: It IS well-behaved!
Phanto: Well, we've been travelling together for a long time! And it can hold its own against Nommanic, the trainer from Johto!
Everyone else: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Director: This Pokemon... BATTLES?!?
Phanto: What else would I do with it?
Director: What kind of Pokemon lovers would we be if we made them battle?! They have to fight to evolve! Ours just stay little and cute forever!
(The door flies open.)
Boy: HEEELP! Someone stole my Golduck!
(Everyone else but Phanto gasps.)
Director: Not again...!
Phanto: What's wrong?
Girl: The director's Abra was stolen last month.
Boy: It's happening to all of us.
Phanto: That's a lot of Pokemon.
Director: ...and there's nothing we can... DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phanto: *jumping up* Okay! Tell me everything you know about this case!
(Music Change)
...sometime later
Phanto: ...so the abductions happen at around the same time each month. But, it'll be too hard for anyone but their owners to get Pokemon into their Poke-balls. In other words, the kidnappers need to store full size Pokemon somehow...! Wait. Do you know who owns that building?!
Boy: I've heard that the Pro Karters' Leader uses it to store supplies.
Phanto: ...(A buildingful of supplies for a Leader?!?) ... (Bingo!) *jumping up again* TIME FOR ME TO TRESPASS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!
(He runs out the door.)
Phanto: This time, we go in from a window.
(Phantolom goes to an open window, taking Phanto with him.)
Phanto: Thanks. Now this is the room where... but I don't see any Pokemon, only this Poke-ball- WAAAAAAAAARGH!!! WHAT IS THAT?!? ATTACK!!!
(The mystery Pokemon faints.)
Phanto: ...what was that?! Right Phantolom... PHANTOLOM?!? What happened?!?
???: Heh.
(Music Change)
Phanto: ...!
Leader: ...it may be a ghost, but it isn't protected from explosions. Not your usual child's play, is it, boy? Now, what is it you're doing on MY building?
Phanto: Someone is stealing Pokemon from the Pokemon Fan Club! And I'm going to catch the thieves!
Leader: You think WE'RE the bad guys?! Did ya hear that, boys?
(The Pro Karters laugh.)
Phanto: Grr... So it is you...
Leader: Get as mad as you want, but do you really think you can take us on with only one Pokemon?
Phanto: ...
Leader: I thought so. Let's finish this!
(A Rhyperior enters.)
Leader: This is a mean one; can't even get it into a Poke-ball. But it makes a perfect guard dog! Attack with Horn Drill!!
(Phanto dodges, like a Phantom.)
Leader: ...we won't miss this time. Attack!
Phanto: Now!
(Phantolom uses Phantom Wave.)
Leader: Wh-WHAAA..?!?
(Phantolom makes a hole in the floor for him and Phanto to escape.)
Phanto: Hate to say it, but we gotta bail for now.
(Some Pokemon walk by.)
Phanto: ...(they're probably searching for me!)
(Phanto and Phantolom head to the opposite direction the Pokemon are going.)
Phanto: ...? ...something tells me this isn't the way to the exit... ...this better not be a trap...
Leader: ...hah hah...
(A Rhyperior blocks Phanto's way.)
Phanto: Wh-what?!
(Phantolom gets pulled to the Leader, somehow, and gets thrown out the window.)
Phanto: PHANTOLOM!!!
Leader: This is what happens to boys who go where they shouldn't... Horn Drill!
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Phanto flies out of the window -- again.)
Leader: Well, that takes care of-
(Phantolom flies back into the building with Phanto.)
Leader: NO!
(Phantolom uses Sonic Boom and sends the Leader and his Rhyperior flying out the window.)
(Music Change)
(Sometime later...)
Nommanic: ...huh. So that's what happened.
(Everyone claps for Phanto.)
(The second trial for the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm...! The prosecution lacks key evidence to convict the defendants! Meanwhile the defense has provided enough evidence for a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Jay: WHAAAT?!? Not this again!
Phanto: Hey, at least they got their Pokemon back!
Nommanic: ...riiight... now how do we explain the Alakazam situation to him...
Director: Thank you! Thank you Phanto! Now tell me: Where is my Abra!
Nommanic: *quite nonchalantly* Apparently, it has evolved to an Alakazam in your absence. We apologize for the bad news. We wish you a good tomorrow.
Director: 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Season 2
Episode 7
Adventures Chapter E-Two: Triumphant Return
(ACE-TWO-TR)
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Does advertising work? Just did!
Ad2: Are you annoyed at Canadians speaking British English? Be annoyedno more! Phanto, the Canadian speaks American English British English.
Adventures Chapter E-Two: Triumphant Return
(ACE-TWO-TR)
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8226150
Nommanic: ...alright time to start your lesson on catching Pokemon-
Phanto: What about me?
(Music Start)
Nommanic: Wha... but you don't have-
Phanto: ...but I do.
Phantolom: Phanto Phanto!
Nommanic: ...But this Pokemon doesn't exist!
Phanto: Yeah, that's the point.
Phantolom: level 50 Ghost-type Phantom Pokemon
Moves:
Stun: type Special Electic, power 50, accuracy 100, 50% chance of paralysis.
Phantom Wave: type Status Ghost, power null, accuracy null, inflicts paralysis, burn, confusion, and TOX.
Sonic Boom: type Special Normal, power 250, accuracy 70, always goes first.
Whirlpool X: type Special Ghost, power 50, accuracy null, traps foes for one turn, cannot be used twice in a row.
Dark Blast: type Special Dark, power 150, accuracy 100.
Base stats:
HP: 150
Attack: 50
Defense: 100
Special Attack: 255
Special Defense: 150
Speed: 200
EVs:
HP: + 10
Attack: + 92
Defense: + 6
Special Attack: + 252
Special Defense: + 100
Speed: + 50
Total: 510
Final Stats:
HP: 136
Attack: 37
Defense: 51
Special Attack: 159
Special Defense: 88
Speed: 106
Phanto: ...see here...
I CHALLENGE YOU!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: ...Fine. Eruption!
Phanto: Phantom Wave!
Nommanic: ...! Fine, then I switch.
Phanto: Phantom Wave!
Nommanic: Disable!
Phanto: Wh-YOU DISABLED IT?!?
Nommanic: ...perfect. Now a Full Heal and switch back.
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Kaingnitic (a Typhlosion): WAAAH!
Nommanic: Ugh. Flamethrower!
Phantolom: PHAAAAANTOOOOO!
Phanto: Darn! Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Wait WHAT?!?
Phanto: ...Dark Blast!
Kaingnitic: WAAAH!
Nommanic: This isn't good! Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Hyper Potion!
Phanto: Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Yes, it missed! Eruption!
Jay: ...sure is a tense battle.
...5 minutes later...
Nommanic: ...this is going to be an endless battle. *sighs*
Phanto: What about a draw?
Nommanic: That would be great. We did destroy an eighth of the field.
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Where were we... right! Catching Pokemon! First thing you do is find a wild Pokemon, like that Bidoof. Then you must battle it. So far so good?
Everyone else: Yes.
Nommanic: Next, you lower its HP, like this!
Bidoof: Doof!
Nommanic: After that, you throw the Poke-ball.
Poof!
Shake
Shake
Shake
Congratulations! Wild BIDOOF was caught!
Nommanic: Like that. Got it?
Everyone else: Yes.
Nommanic: Okay! Let head back- WHERE ARE YOU GOING PHANTO?!?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Phanto: "Private Property; No Entry." Well, let's go!
(A worker walks past.)
Phanto: ...(Excellent! Let's hide beside him!)
(The worker takes a left turn, and Phanto takes a right turn.)
Phanto: ...(I can't believe I'm getting away with this! I wonder how far I can go...?)
(A faint noise is heard.)
Phanto: ...(What was that?) *looks through a window* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
Worker: An intruder! Get him!
(Phanto gets thrown through a window.)
Worker2: And stay OUT!
Phanto: ...didn't have to be so rough...
Man: Young Man...
(Music Change)
Phanto: Huh?
Man: That sphere you're wearing... might that be, by any chance, a Poke-ball?
Phanto: Yeah, who are-
Man: Good for you, my boy! So young but already a Pokemon trainer!
Phanto: Is that so amazing?
Man: Ah! And humble besides! I can see you're not just any lad! Now, let's see what's inside that Poke-ball, eh?
Phanto: What?!? But it's MINE!!
(Some punching later...)
Man: Unremarkable! Simply Unremarkable! Nontheless, you're IN! Welcome to the Hearthome Pokemon Fan Club! I am the director.
(The Hearthome Pokemon Fan Club...)
Director: Don't be shy, son!
(They enter.)
Boy: I swear, there's nothing for goldarn stubborn than a Kricketot! (heh heh)
Girl: At least they don't have hair-balls, like my Bidoof! (tee hee)
Director: My lad, you'll never find a gaggle of more devoted Pokemon lovers than in this room! Take a look! The newsletter says it all!
Phanto: Wh-Wha... A BATH WITH A TENTACOOL?!?
Director: Quiet! Everyone! May I have your attention please! No slim shadies shall stand up! I introduce our newest member, PHANTO!
Everyone: Hurray!
Phanto: Hey that Pokemon is mine! What are you doing-
Boy: Golly! That Pokemon isn't used to people.
Girl: It's not cute! How long have you had this Phantolom, Phanto?
Phanto: Since I was a little kid.
Boy: It IS well-behaved!
Phanto: Well, we've been travelling together for a long time! And it can hold its own against Nommanic, the trainer from Johto!
Everyone else: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Director: This Pokemon... BATTLES?!?
Phanto: What else would I do with it?
Director: What kind of Pokemon lovers would we be if we made them battle?! They have to fight to evolve! Ours just stay little and cute forever!
(The door flies open.)
Boy: HEEELP! Someone stole my Golduck!
(Everyone else but Phanto gasps.)
Director: Not again...!
Phanto: What's wrong?
Girl: The director's Abra was stolen last month.
Boy: It's happening to all of us.
Phanto: That's a lot of Pokemon.
Director: ...and there's nothing we can... DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phanto: *jumping up* Okay! Tell me everything you know about this case!
(Music Change)
...sometime later
Phanto: ...so the abductions happen at around the same time each month. But, it'll be too hard for anyone but their owners to get Pokemon into their Poke-balls. In other words, the kidnappers need to store full size Pokemon somehow...! Wait. Do you know who owns that building?!
Boy: I've heard that the Pro Karters' Leader uses it to store supplies.
Phanto: ...(A buildingful of supplies for a Leader?!?) ... (Bingo!) *jumping up again* TIME FOR ME TO TRESPASS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!
(He runs out the door.)
Phanto: This time, we go in from a window.
(Phantolom goes to an open window, taking Phanto with him.)
Phanto: Thanks. Now this is the room where... but I don't see any Pokemon, only this Poke-ball- WAAAAAAAAARGH!!! WHAT IS THAT?!? ATTACK!!!
(The mystery Pokemon faints.)
Phanto: ...what was that?! Right Phantolom... PHANTOLOM?!? What happened?!?
???: Heh.
(Music Change)
Phanto: ...!
Leader: ...it may be a ghost, but it isn't protected from explosions. Not your usual child's play, is it, boy? Now, what is it you're doing on MY building?
Phanto: Someone is stealing Pokemon from the Pokemon Fan Club! And I'm going to catch the thieves!
Leader: You think WE'RE the bad guys?! Did ya hear that, boys?
(The Pro Karters laugh.)
Phanto: Grr... So it is you...
Leader: Get as mad as you want, but do you really think you can take us on with only one Pokemon?
Phanto: ...
Leader: I thought so. Let's finish this!
(A Rhyperior enters.)
Leader: This is a mean one; can't even get it into a Poke-ball. But it makes a perfect guard dog! Attack with Horn Drill!!
(Phanto dodges, like a Phantom.)
Leader: ...we won't miss this time. Attack!
Phanto: Now!
(Phantolom uses Phantom Wave.)
Leader: Wh-WHAAA..?!?
(Phantolom makes a hole in the floor for him and Phanto to escape.)
Phanto: Hate to say it, but we gotta bail for now.
(Some Pokemon walk by.)
Phanto: ...(they're probably searching for me!)
(Phanto and Phantolom head to the opposite direction the Pokemon are going.)
Phanto: ...? ...something tells me this isn't the way to the exit... ...this better not be a trap...
Leader: ...hah hah...
(A Rhyperior blocks Phanto's way.)
Phanto: Wh-what?!
(Phantolom gets pulled to the Leader, somehow, and gets thrown out the window.)
Phanto: PHANTOLOM!!!
Leader: This is what happens to boys who go where they shouldn't... Horn Drill!
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Phanto flies out of the window -- again.)
Leader: Well, that takes care of-
(Phantolom flies back into the building with Phanto.)
Leader: NO!
(Phantolom uses Sonic Boom and sends the Leader and his Rhyperior flying out the window.)
(Music Change)
(Sometime later...)
Nommanic: ...huh. So that's what happened.
(Everyone claps for Phanto.)
(The second trial for the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm...! The prosecution lacks key evidence to convict the defendants! Meanwhile the defense has provided enough evidence for a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Jay: WHAAAT?!? Not this again!
Phanto: Hey, at least they got their Pokemon back!
Nommanic: ...riiight... now how do we explain the Alakazam situation to him...
Director: Thank you! Thank you Phanto! Now tell me: Where is my Abra!
Nommanic: *quite nonchalantly* Apparently, it has evolved to an Alakazam in your absence. We apologize for the bad news. We wish you a good tomorrow.
Director: 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Season 2
Episode 7
Adventures Chapter E-Two: Triumphant Return
(ACE-TWO-TR)
THE END
...to be continued...
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S2 E6:
Adventures Chapter E-One: Cave Exploring
(ACE-ONE-EX)
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Kevin: *picking up a pamphlet* What's this? "Cave Exploring?"
Marcelo: Cave Exploring?!
Red: Cave Exploring?!? Everyone! Let's go!
(They go to the cave.)
(Music Start.)
Sign: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
(They enter.)
???: It's dark in here.
???: ...great. Another dark cave.
Marcelo: Tada! A torch!
Kevin: Okay, lets go down one level.
(They go down one level.)
Lizard: Char...
Koopa: *jumps in water pool* Squirt-y!
Leafy: *using vines to do acrobatics* Bulba-wheee!
Nommanic: I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Koopa: Squee...?!?
Leafy: Bulba-bulb! *Uses vine whip.*
Enemy MARRIL fainted!
Leafy learned Growth!
Leafy: Bulba-bulba!!
Nashatra: *pointing* What's that?
Nommanic: ...wh-why would there be a building inside a cave?
(Music Change.)
Marcelo: Let's go! ...wait I forgot my diamond sword. ... Let's GOOO!!
(Kevin and Marcelo run into the building. Everybody else follows.)
Nommanic: ...looks like it was used recently, until it collapsed.
T: Wh-what's that?!
Kevin: *using his bow* a... rock monster.
Nommanic: ...that's a Geodude, if you're wondering.
Jay: ...!
Opulent: Wh-what?
Jay: ...this emblem...
Refridge: What?
Jay: ...it's... it's... the mark of the Pro Karters!
Marcelo: Wha...
Everyone: WHAAAT?!?
(Music Change)
(Several other rock-type Pokemon appear.)
Recording: Surrender. You're cornered.
Koopa: Squirt-squirt!
Leafy: Bulba! Bulba!
Lizard: Char!
Leafy: Bulby! *uses Growth*
Jay: Okay! Withdraw!
(Koopa WITHDRAWs.)
Megaphone: What was that?! Hahaha.
Jay: Tackle!
(Koopa, still in his shell, TACKLEs two GEODUDE.)
Opulent: Alright. Bite 'em.
GEODUDE: Waaah! *faints*
Megaphone: Fine. You leave me with no choice.
(A rock snake appears.)
Nommanic: ...if you're wondering, it's an ONIX.
Leafy: *lowers head* Bulb...
(The ONIX spins around, creating a Mini-tornado.)
Lizard: Char! *uses Ember*
Koopa: Squirt! *uses Aura Sphere*
Leafy: Bulba-BULBA!! *uses Skull Bash*
(The ONIX faints.)
Kevin: At least we got out of that one.
Marcelo: Let's go deeper to unearth the mystery.
(Music Change)
(They go down one level.)
Leader: I've been expecting you.
Silver: Remember me? Ahahaha HA!
Kevin: ...!
Silver: Unfortunately, your lucky streak ends here, boy. Go, Rhyperior!!
Nommanic: ...Wha-WHAAAT?!?
Silver: Horn Drill!
(Nashatra gets knocked out.)
Jay: Wha-- HIYAH! *lounges*
Leader: Not your usual child's play, is it, boy?
Silver: Earthquake!
Nommanic: Everyone! Get on here!
(Everyone but Jay {and Nashatra} get on Red Rocket.)
Silver: I see. Pretty smart, eh? But still, the rock of the gods shall be mine! Horn Drill!
(Red Rocket dodges it.)
Nommanic: .........
Kevin: What if I blow up the cave? Or rather... blow up YOU!
Silver: You'll die of suffocation.
Nommanic: ... (Blow 'em up, Kevin!)
Kevin: Sorry, that's not gonna work...
(He uses explosives and blows up a part of the cave.)
Silver: Wh-WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Leader: Onix, Skull Bash!
(The ONIX knocks Kevin out cold.)
Marcelo: Darn... Well take my netherite pickaxe!
Georgie: ...Pathetic.
(Music Change)
Marcelo: ...!
Georgie: You won't escape.
Nommanic: ...we will.
Georgie: ...!
Nommanic: Flame Wheel!
(Georgie gets burned.)
Nommanic: ...unfortunately, your strength seems to have magically disappeared.
Georgie: ...but! Do you think you've won, well do you Nommanic?!
Refridge: ...you'll get frozen too.
Nommanic: ...have a taste of Thunder Wave!
Georgie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Leader: ...! No! Explosion!
Nommanic: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
(The cave completely explodes.)
(Music Change)
Meanwhile, outside...
Man: What's going on?
Woman: Is the cave erupting?!
Child: I'm SCARED!!!
Tour Guide: Everyone please remain calm! REMAIN CALM I SAY!!
BOOM
...
(In the cave.)
Opulent: Ugh. I think our path is blocked.
T: ...what will we do now?!
Refridge: I dunno.
Nommanic: I'll try something.
*click* (Lights on!)
Nommanic: It might take a while for them to regain consciousness.
Nashatra: ...what happened?
Nommanic: ...shenanigans. All we can do now is wait for the others to regain consciousness.
Jay: What happened here?
Nommanic: Just...nevermind.
Kevin: ...what just happened.
Marcelo: Uhh...
Nommanic: You know, I actually found the "rock of the gods" he mentioned. Okay! Time to climb back up.
Jay: Actually... Hop in on the bullet bill express!
Everyone: Yay!
(Music Change)
(Back outside...)
Man: Is that a bullet bill?
.........
(at the hotel...)
Kevin: That was some adventure.
Nommanic: Yeah. Any idea what this stone is for?
Jay: It relates to Mario Kart somehow. I just know it.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 6
Adventures Chapter E-One: Cave Exploring
(ACE-ONE-EX)
THE END
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Adventures Chapter E-One: Cave Exploring
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Kevin: *picking up a pamphlet* What's this? "Cave Exploring?"
Marcelo: Cave Exploring?!
Red: Cave Exploring?!? Everyone! Let's go!
(They go to the cave.)
(Music Start.)
Sign: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
(They enter.)
???: It's dark in here.
???: ...great. Another dark cave.
Marcelo: Tada! A torch!
Kevin: Okay, lets go down one level.
(They go down one level.)
Lizard: Char...

Koopa: *jumps in water pool* Squirt-y!

Leafy: *using vines to do acrobatics* Bulba-wheee!
Nommanic: I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Koopa: Squee...?!?
Leafy: Bulba-bulb! *Uses vine whip.*
Enemy MARRIL fainted!
Leafy learned Growth!
Leafy: Bulba-bulba!!

Nashatra: *pointing* What's that?
Nommanic: ...wh-why would there be a building inside a cave?
(Music Change.)
Marcelo: Let's go! ...wait I forgot my diamond sword. ... Let's GOOO!!
(Kevin and Marcelo run into the building. Everybody else follows.)
Nommanic: ...looks like it was used recently, until it collapsed.
T: Wh-what's that?!
Kevin: *using his bow* a... rock monster.
Nommanic: ...that's a Geodude, if you're wondering.
Jay: ...!
Opulent: Wh-what?
Jay: ...this emblem...
Refridge: What?
Jay: ...it's... it's... the mark of the Pro Karters!
Marcelo: Wha...
Everyone: WHAAAT?!?
(Music Change)
(Several other rock-type Pokemon appear.)
Recording: Surrender. You're cornered.
Koopa: Squirt-squirt!

Leafy: Bulba! Bulba!

Lizard: Char!

Leafy: Bulby! *uses Growth*
Jay: Okay! Withdraw!
(Koopa WITHDRAWs.)
Megaphone: What was that?! Hahaha.
Jay: Tackle!
(Koopa, still in his shell, TACKLEs two GEODUDE.)
Opulent: Alright. Bite 'em.
GEODUDE: Waaah! *faints*
Megaphone: Fine. You leave me with no choice.
(A rock snake appears.)
Nommanic: ...if you're wondering, it's an ONIX.
Leafy: *lowers head* Bulb...
(The ONIX spins around, creating a Mini-tornado.)
Lizard: Char! *uses Ember*
Koopa: Squirt! *uses Aura Sphere*
Leafy: Bulba-BULBA!! *uses Skull Bash*
(The ONIX faints.)
Kevin: At least we got out of that one.
Marcelo: Let's go deeper to unearth the mystery.
(Music Change)
(They go down one level.)
Leader: I've been expecting you.
Silver: Remember me? Ahahaha HA!
Kevin: ...!
Silver: Unfortunately, your lucky streak ends here, boy. Go, Rhyperior!!
Nommanic: ...Wha-WHAAAT?!?
Silver: Horn Drill!
(Nashatra gets knocked out.)
Jay: Wha-- HIYAH! *lounges*
Leader: Not your usual child's play, is it, boy?
Silver: Earthquake!
Nommanic: Everyone! Get on here!
(Everyone but Jay {and Nashatra} get on Red Rocket.)
Silver: I see. Pretty smart, eh? But still, the rock of the gods shall be mine! Horn Drill!
(Red Rocket dodges it.)
Nommanic: .........
Kevin: What if I blow up the cave? Or rather... blow up YOU!
Silver: You'll die of suffocation.
Nommanic: ... (Blow 'em up, Kevin!)
Kevin: Sorry, that's not gonna work...
(He uses explosives and blows up a part of the cave.)
Silver: Wh-WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Leader: Onix, Skull Bash!
(The ONIX knocks Kevin out cold.)
Marcelo: Darn... Well take my netherite pickaxe!
Georgie: ...Pathetic.
(Music Change)
Marcelo: ...!
Georgie: You won't escape.
Nommanic: ...we will.
Georgie: ...!
Nommanic: Flame Wheel!
(Georgie gets burned.)
Nommanic: ...unfortunately, your strength seems to have magically disappeared.
Georgie: ...but! Do you think you've won, well do you Nommanic?!
Refridge: ...you'll get frozen too.
Nommanic: ...have a taste of Thunder Wave!
Georgie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Leader: ...! No! Explosion!
Nommanic: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
(The cave completely explodes.)
(Music Change)
Meanwhile, outside...
Man: What's going on?
Woman: Is the cave erupting?!
Child: I'm SCARED!!!
Tour Guide: Everyone please remain calm! REMAIN CALM I SAY!!
BOOM
...
(In the cave.)
Opulent: Ugh. I think our path is blocked.
T: ...what will we do now?!
Refridge: I dunno.
Nommanic: I'll try something.
*click* (Lights on!)
Nommanic: It might take a while for them to regain consciousness.
Nashatra: ...what happened?
Nommanic: ...shenanigans. All we can do now is wait for the others to regain consciousness.
Jay: What happened here?
Nommanic: Just...nevermind.
Kevin: ...what just happened.
Marcelo: Uhh...
Nommanic: You know, I actually found the "rock of the gods" he mentioned. Okay! Time to climb back up.
Jay: Actually... Hop in on the bullet bill express!
Everyone: Yay!
(Music Change)
(Back outside...)
Man: Is that a bullet bill?
.........
(at the hotel...)
Kevin: That was some adventure.
Nommanic: Yeah. Any idea what this stone is for?
Jay: It relates to Mario Kart somehow. I just know it.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 6
Adventures Chapter E-One: Cave Exploring
(ACE-ONE-EX)
THE END
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On 2025-08-04 at 00:51:10
S2 E5
The Pro Karter HQ
https://objection.lol/objection/7954491
Nommanic: Everyone! Remember what Pro Karter #1 said? "...you win... ...for now..." They are probably planning something!
Jay: How about we follow them to they Headquarters?
Nommanic: ...inconspicuously. *sends a bird outside* Now we wait for develop ments.
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(Music Start)
Leader: Okay. Status reports?
Pro Karter #1: Umm... uhhh...
Pro Karter #2: The Mario Kart Cup and battling the Nones were both failures.
Leader: Wh-WHAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #2: Hush!
Leader: We need to fix this problem NOW!
Pro Karters #1-4: Yes, SIR!
(Music Change)
Leader: Okay! First of all, were you followed?
Pro Karter #1: No, your Leadership.
Pro Karter #3: There was a white egg-like bird, but it wasn't suspicious.
Leader: ...! An egg-like bird? The Pokemon pamphlet!
(Pro Karter #1 gives him the pamphlet.)
Leader: Egg... egg... bird... bird... Togetic?
Pro Karter #4: What?
Leader: It's a rare Pokemon. Does any of the Nones own one?
Pro Karter #2: Not likely, your Leadership. We have no knowledge of it being in one of the Nones' possesion.
Leader: Hmm... Nommanic seems to be a veteran trainer. It is possible he owns one. Team! Locate the bird at once!
Pro Karters #5-12: Yes, SIR!
Leader: Go, five to twelve! Follow that bird!
(Music change.)
(Outside...)
Pro Karter #5: There it is! Eggy, white, and... a bird!
Pro Karter: #8: Chase after it!
(They chase it.)
(At the hotel...)
Nommanic: ... Edgeyworthy should be back by now. I wonder what happened?
Jay: ...maybe the Pro Karters saw it?
Nommanic: ...maybe. Take care! * changes his shoes and leaves*
(back outside...)
Pro Karter #6: ...argh! It's too high up!
(a faint noise is heard.)
Pro Karter #7: What is that?
Pro Karter #10: No idea.
Pro Karter #11: Huh. It's heading towards a hotel.
(meanwhile...)
Nommanic: ......Pro Karters? You sure? ...... ...well, hopefully everything will be fine. Let's distract them.
Pro Karter #6: What is that?
Pro Karter #12: It looks like a fountain.
Pro Karter #11: We have to chase down that bird Togetic!
flash! ...rumbl...
Pro Karter #5: Its...
Pro Karters: A THUNDERSTORM!
Nommanic: ...perfect. They're distracted. Now time to get out of here!
Walkie-talkie: sccrt They have been no si of a thunderstom. sccrt
Pro Karter #5: Perhaps that Nommanic used it to distract us? The thunder was... that way? Lets split up!
(The group splits up.)
Pro Karter #5: That bird is going through that window! Hold up... Hello, we have followed the bird to Worst Hotel. Co.! It's on the second floor.
Walkie-talkie: scccrtttt Excellent. Spy on them. Leader Out. sccccccrrrttt Nice. We'll keep on following that trainer...
Pro Karter #9: ...following that trainer. Hopefully he can give us a lead.
Pro Karter #12: There he is! Chase him!
Nommanic: ...Darn it!
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile at the HQ)
Leader: ...Hmm... they found the bird and the trainer. Okay everyone. What should we do now?
Pro Karter #1: Confront them!
Leader: ...if you wish.
Pro Karter #2: We have a record of their past doings. Apparently, the trainer once fought in a war on an island, your Leadership.
Leader: Hmm... what was the trainer's role in the war?
Pro Karter #2: He was the strategist, according to this record of the war. It was named "The WAR of Shy guys and Yoshis." The writer only goes by the name... NEXO_64.
Leader: ...I have heard of him, that NEXO_64. No. 1, we shall confront them. Prepare yourselves! No. 4, prepare the Karts!
(Sometime later...)
(Music Change)
Leader: Off we go!
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: ...he hasn't returned in a while. I wonder what happened? Hey, any one of you can contact him?
Opulent: I'll try. His number is...
riiing riiing riiing ......... riiing riiing riiing
Nommanic: Who's there?
Jay: Hey Nommanic! What's going on?
Nommanic: Being pursued by 4 Pro Karters... Edgyworthy (the egg shaped bird) returned, right?
Leader: ...so it's name is Edgyworthy...
Nommanic: They found me! Be right back.
Pro Karter #1: You won't escape this time... heh heh heh...
Nommanic: I'm sorry, but you cannot kidnap me.
Pro Karter #1: What are you talking about?
Nommanic: I'm talking aboot... THIS!! *disappears*
Pro Karter #1: Where did he go?
Leader: To the hotel! You, get to the room using a ladder. We will keep watch, and you will go into the hotel itself!
(In the hotel...)
Nommanic: ...the Pro Karters are trying to bring us out by force.
Nashatra: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
SLAM
Refridge: The door!
Jay: ...Ugh... Feels like we're in the war again.
Opulent: What war?
Kevin: .........
T: .........
Jay: .........
Nommanic: .........
(The door flies open.)
Pro Karter #6: We demand admission! *elbows Opulent*
Pro Karter #5: You can't keep us out!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that you can't keep us out!
Marcelo: Who are you? What do you want?
Pro Karter #5: I am P.K.5!
Pro Karter #6: And I demand that I am P.K.6!
Pro Karter #5: *aside* It's all right. You don't need to demand that.
Pro Karter #6: All right! I am P.K.6, and that is NOT a demand, that is a solid FACT! What we demand is solid FACTS!
Pro Karter #5: No, we don't! That is precisely what we don't demnd!
Pro Karter #6: We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be P.K.6!
Nashatra: But who the **** are you?!
Pro Karter #5: We, are Pro Karters.
Pro Karter #6: *pointing* Though we may not be.
Pro Karter #5: Yes, we ARE. We are quite definitely here as representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Pro Karters, and we want this trainer out, and we want him out NOW!
Jay: What's the problem?
Pro Karter #5: I'll tell you what the problem is, mate, demarcation, that's the problem!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that demarcation may or may not be the problem!
Pro Karter #5: You just let the machines get on with the adding up, and we'll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You might want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Sport of Mario Kart is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working karters. Any bloody machine goes and actually FINDS it and we're straight out of a hobby, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a SuperGrandMaster if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
Pro Karter #6: That's right, we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
(A beeping sound is heard.)
Nommanic: May I make an observation at this point?
Pro Karter #6: We'll go on strike!
Pro Karter #5: That's right! You'll have a national Karters' strike on your hands!
(A ringing sound steadily gets louder.)
Nommanic: All I wanted to say, was that... you'll never become a great trainer.
(Music Change.)
This is the police! Open up!
Pro Karter #9: *from outside on a stepladder* We'll smash this window!
Nommanic: Careful. That stepladder could fall if you do that...
Jay: That's a ladder.
Nommanic: No, it's a stepladder.
Jay: Wha... Stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: Whose cultural assumptions are you calling narrow?!
Pro Karter #9: I'll smash this window-AAAAAH!
Nommanic: ...that's Thundershock for ya.
Police: Pro Karters! You are hereby arrested for infiltrating private property!
Leader: Wha... WHAAAAAT?!?!?
(Music Change)
(Later, after the initial trial...)
Jay: ...turns out they got away with it.
Nommanic: Hey I have an idea!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: Mario Kart: Running edition.
...
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Ad2: Nommanic's Poke-Kart just released a new circuit: Kanto! Play now!
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 5
The Pro Karter HQ
THE END
The Pro Karter HQ
https://objection.lol/objection/7954491
Nommanic: Everyone! Remember what Pro Karter #1 said? "...you win... ...for now..." They are probably planning something!
Jay: How about we follow them to they Headquarters?
Nommanic: ...inconspicuously. *sends a bird outside* Now we wait for develop ments.
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(Music Start)
Leader: Okay. Status reports?
Pro Karter #1: Umm... uhhh...
Pro Karter #2: The Mario Kart Cup and battling the Nones were both failures.
Leader: Wh-WHAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #2: Hush!
Leader: We need to fix this problem NOW!
Pro Karters #1-4: Yes, SIR!
(Music Change)
Leader: Okay! First of all, were you followed?
Pro Karter #1: No, your Leadership.
Pro Karter #3: There was a white egg-like bird, but it wasn't suspicious.
Leader: ...! An egg-like bird? The Pokemon pamphlet!
(Pro Karter #1 gives him the pamphlet.)
Leader: Egg... egg... bird... bird... Togetic?
Pro Karter #4: What?
Leader: It's a rare Pokemon. Does any of the Nones own one?
Pro Karter #2: Not likely, your Leadership. We have no knowledge of it being in one of the Nones' possesion.
Leader: Hmm... Nommanic seems to be a veteran trainer. It is possible he owns one. Team! Locate the bird at once!
Pro Karters #5-12: Yes, SIR!
Leader: Go, five to twelve! Follow that bird!
(Music change.)
(Outside...)
Pro Karter #5: There it is! Eggy, white, and... a bird!
Pro Karter: #8: Chase after it!
(They chase it.)
(At the hotel...)
Nommanic: ... Edgeyworthy should be back by now. I wonder what happened?
Jay: ...maybe the Pro Karters saw it?
Nommanic: ...maybe. Take care! * changes his shoes and leaves*
(back outside...)
Pro Karter #6: ...argh! It's too high up!
(a faint noise is heard.)
Pro Karter #7: What is that?
Pro Karter #10: No idea.
Pro Karter #11: Huh. It's heading towards a hotel.
(meanwhile...)
Nommanic: ......Pro Karters? You sure? ...... ...well, hopefully everything will be fine. Let's distract them.
Pro Karter #6: What is that?
Pro Karter #12: It looks like a fountain.
Pro Karter #11: We have to chase down that bird Togetic!
flash! ...rumbl...
Pro Karter #5: Its...
Pro Karters: A THUNDERSTORM!
Nommanic: ...perfect. They're distracted. Now time to get out of here!
Walkie-talkie: sccrt They have been no si of a thunderstom. sccrt
Pro Karter #5: Perhaps that Nommanic used it to distract us? The thunder was... that way? Lets split up!
(The group splits up.)
Pro Karter #5: That bird is going through that window! Hold up... Hello, we have followed the bird to Worst Hotel. Co.! It's on the second floor.
Walkie-talkie: scccrtttt Excellent. Spy on them. Leader Out. sccccccrrrttt Nice. We'll keep on following that trainer...
Pro Karter #9: ...following that trainer. Hopefully he can give us a lead.
Pro Karter #12: There he is! Chase him!
Nommanic: ...Darn it!
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile at the HQ)
Leader: ...Hmm... they found the bird and the trainer. Okay everyone. What should we do now?
Pro Karter #1: Confront them!
Leader: ...if you wish.
Pro Karter #2: We have a record of their past doings. Apparently, the trainer once fought in a war on an island, your Leadership.
Leader: Hmm... what was the trainer's role in the war?
Pro Karter #2: He was the strategist, according to this record of the war. It was named "The WAR of Shy guys and Yoshis." The writer only goes by the name... NEXO_64.
Leader: ...I have heard of him, that NEXO_64. No. 1, we shall confront them. Prepare yourselves! No. 4, prepare the Karts!
(Sometime later...)
(Music Change)
Leader: Off we go!
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: ...he hasn't returned in a while. I wonder what happened? Hey, any one of you can contact him?
Opulent: I'll try. His number is...
riiing riiing riiing ......... riiing riiing riiing
Nommanic: Who's there?
Jay: Hey Nommanic! What's going on?
Nommanic: Being pursued by 4 Pro Karters... Edgyworthy (the egg shaped bird) returned, right?
Leader: ...so it's name is Edgyworthy...
Nommanic: They found me! Be right back.
Pro Karter #1: You won't escape this time... heh heh heh...
Nommanic: I'm sorry, but you cannot kidnap me.
Pro Karter #1: What are you talking about?
Nommanic: I'm talking aboot... THIS!! *disappears*
Pro Karter #1: Where did he go?
Leader: To the hotel! You, get to the room using a ladder. We will keep watch, and you will go into the hotel itself!
(In the hotel...)
Nommanic: ...the Pro Karters are trying to bring us out by force.
Nashatra: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
SLAM
Refridge: The door!
Jay: ...Ugh... Feels like we're in the war again.
Opulent: What war?
Kevin: .........
T: .........
Jay: .........
Nommanic: .........
(The door flies open.)
Pro Karter #6: We demand admission! *elbows Opulent*
Pro Karter #5: You can't keep us out!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that you can't keep us out!
Marcelo: Who are you? What do you want?
Pro Karter #5: I am P.K.5!
Pro Karter #6: And I demand that I am P.K.6!
Pro Karter #5: *aside* It's all right. You don't need to demand that.
Pro Karter #6: All right! I am P.K.6, and that is NOT a demand, that is a solid FACT! What we demand is solid FACTS!
Pro Karter #5: No, we don't! That is precisely what we don't demnd!
Pro Karter #6: We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be P.K.6!
Nashatra: But who the **** are you?!
Pro Karter #5: We, are Pro Karters.
Pro Karter #6: *pointing* Though we may not be.
Pro Karter #5: Yes, we ARE. We are quite definitely here as representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Pro Karters, and we want this trainer out, and we want him out NOW!
Jay: What's the problem?
Pro Karter #5: I'll tell you what the problem is, mate, demarcation, that's the problem!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that demarcation may or may not be the problem!
Pro Karter #5: You just let the machines get on with the adding up, and we'll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You might want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Sport of Mario Kart is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working karters. Any bloody machine goes and actually FINDS it and we're straight out of a hobby, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a SuperGrandMaster if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
Pro Karter #6: That's right, we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
(A beeping sound is heard.)
Nommanic: May I make an observation at this point?
Pro Karter #6: We'll go on strike!
Pro Karter #5: That's right! You'll have a national Karters' strike on your hands!
(A ringing sound steadily gets louder.)
Nommanic: All I wanted to say, was that... you'll never become a great trainer.
(Music Change.)
This is the police! Open up!
Pro Karter #9: *from outside on a stepladder* We'll smash this window!
Nommanic: Careful. That stepladder could fall if you do that...
Jay: That's a ladder.
Nommanic: No, it's a stepladder.
Jay: Wha... Stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: Whose cultural assumptions are you calling narrow?!
Pro Karter #9: I'll smash this window-AAAAAH!
Nommanic: ...that's Thundershock for ya.
Police: Pro Karters! You are hereby arrested for infiltrating private property!
Leader: Wha... WHAAAAAT?!?!?
(Music Change)
(Later, after the initial trial...)
Jay: ...turns out they got away with it.
Nommanic: Hey I have an idea!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: Mario Kart: Running edition.
...
Ad: Come buy our Hot Dogs! If you leave things in Crystal's hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs!
Ad2: Nommanic's Poke-Kart just released a new circuit: Kanto! Play now!
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 5
The Pro Karter HQ
THE END
On 2025-08-03 at 00:29:20
I was going to make this a hypothetical situation but nevermind:
S2 E4
Pokemon Battle Fist-Fighting
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/7855737
...
Coach: So? What will you choose?
T: ...uhh...
Nommanic: You know what, we might take a while to decide. I might as well... *takes out something*
...15 minutes later...
Bulbasaur! The-
Nommanic: You know what, this is kinda embarrassing. Let's just-
(A boom sounds in the distance.)
(Music Start)
Coach: It's Inferno! Run!
(Everyone runs.)
Coach: You know what, DECIDE LATER!
Bulbasaur registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname to-
NO selected
Charmander registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname-
NO selected
Squirtle registered-
FAST-FORWARD selected
Give a nick-
NO selected
Coach: One last thing! They can Bite.
T: Wh-WHAAAAT?!?
Coach: We have to use the Karts to escape!
(They hop in.)
3 2 1 GO!
(They get a rocket start.)
Coach: Okay guys bye for now.
... ... ... ... ...
(Music change)
Sometime later...
...at the hotel...
Nommanic: You know what, I've decided:
T----------------------Bulbasaur
Jay--------------------Squirtle
Opulent----------------Charmander
Nommanic: Okay guys time for your first lesson.
(They go to the tall grass.)
Nommanic: First thing you do is find a Pokemon in the tall grass like... that Bidoof.
(Music change.)
Nommanic: Huh?!
Jay: ...?
Nommanic: The Pokemon are holding items! Anyways! Choose a Pokemon to send out. (Choose the Squirtle because Aura Sphere is Fighting type, super-effective against Bidoof's Normal type.)
Jay: Okay, go SQUIRTLE!
Nommanic: Next, you select which move you want to use. (Let's select Aura Sphere.)
Jay: Okay, AURA SPHERE!
(The Squirtle releases a pulse of aura to attack the Bidoof.)
Wild BIDOOF fainted!
SQUIRTLE leveled up!
SQUIRTLE learned WITHDRAW!
Nommanic: Okay, next: Trainer battles. If you make eye contact with a trainer, you must battle. There's a trainer! *points* lets say hi to him.
Pro Karter: ...!
(Music Change)
Jay: ...!
Nommanic: Well, it's your battle.
Pro Karter: Heh. Your Pokemon are no match for my level 10 Starly! Wing Attack!
SQUIRTLE: AAAAH!
Jay: Okay then... Water Gun!
STARLY: WAAH! *shakes off water*
Pro Karter: Quick Attack!
Squirtle: WAAAAAAAH! *faints*
Pro Karter: Sorry, Jay. Looks like you lose. Nommanic, you're up next.
Nommanic: ...you'll regret that. And I'll go easy on you. Why not?
Pro Karter: Never mind that! I beat Jay, and I will beat you too!
Nommanic: ...fine. Want me to go easy or me to go hard?
Pro Karter: Hard!
Nommanic: ...(Ah, the rashness of youth) go, Pichuraika.
Pro Karter: Huh? "Pichuraika" is not a Pokemon!
Pichuraika: *angily* Pi!
Nommanic: ...It's the nickname I gave him. (Thunderbolt!)
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! WAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *faints*
Pro Karter: Wh-WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Nommanic: ..."Know your own limitations, or you'll only beat yourself." --Blue, probably.
Pro Karter: YOU'LL REGRET THAT! HIYAH! (lounges.)
(Music change)
Jay: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MORON
(He and Opulent lounge back.)
Pro Karter: I'll steal a Pokemon! And-
Nommanic: *watching far away* Sorry, but you have a lot to learn. Pokemon build trust with their trainers over time. You never learned that?
(As the Pro Karter, Opulent, and Jay fight, three other Pro Karters arrive.)
Pro Karter #2: *aside* that stupid... Well... well... what have we here?
Pro Karter #3: No one to help you out, eh?
Nommanic: ...and that's where you are sadly incorrect.
Pro Karter: #4: We all have our own Pokemon! You can never beat us!
Nommanic: ...Triple Team me, I don't care.
(The Pro Karters send out three STARLY.)
Nommanic: ..."pathetic, little piggie" -- GamerGuy (who was banned), probably.
(He sends out a VAPOREON, a Shiny Gyarados {Gyoar!}, and Pichuraika.)
Nommanic: ... Thunderbolt, Aurora Beam, and... ...Dragon Dance.
(2 of the STARLY are quickly taken care of.)
Pro Karter #2: NOOOOOOO!!!
Pro Karter: #4: ...and what about that oversized snake?
Red Rocket:
Gyoar!
Nommanic: ...that's enough. Waterfall.
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*
Pro Karter #4: WHAT DID YOU DO
Nommanic: Relax, it's only fainted.
(The Pro Karters lounge, and chaos happens.)
Nommanic: Try to Sleep Powder them! (Ouch!) ... Darn. I don't have that Pokemon with me! Okay, Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karters 2, 3, and 4 get stunned.)
Pro Karter #3: (waah!) what's going ...on?
Nommanic: ...paralysis.
Pro Karter #3: Well, smell ya later! *they leave*
Nommanic: ...time to take care of No. 1.
(Jay, Opulent, and Pro Karter #1 are still fighting.)
Nommanic: Take Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karter #1 gets paralyzed too.)
Pro Karter: (wah!) Okay... you win... for now... *leaves*
Nommanic: Okay, time to get back to the hotel and rest our Pokemon.
(Music Change)
At the hotel...
Nommanic: So! What will you name these Pokemon?
T: Leafy!
Leafy: Bulby bulba!
Jay: Koopa
(Koopa playfully squirts water and tries a shell attack.)
Koopa: Oof!
Opulent: Lizard.
Lizard: Char char!
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 4
THE END
TV: ...and Lebron James has returned to MKPC, but muted! Thank you for watching. Here's to our Pokemon Center!
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S2 E4
Pokemon Battle Fist-Fighting
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/7855737
...
Coach: So? What will you choose?
T: ...uhh...
Nommanic: You know what, we might take a while to decide. I might as well... *takes out something*
...15 minutes later...
Bulbasaur! The-
Nommanic: You know what, this is kinda embarrassing. Let's just-
(A boom sounds in the distance.)
(Music Start)
Coach: It's Inferno! Run!
(Everyone runs.)
Coach: You know what, DECIDE LATER!
Bulbasaur registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname to-
NO selected
Charmander registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname-
NO selected
Squirtle registered-
FAST-FORWARD selected
Give a nick-
NO selected
Coach: One last thing! They can Bite.
T: Wh-WHAAAAT?!?
Coach: We have to use the Karts to escape!
(They hop in.)
3 2 1 GO!
(They get a rocket start.)
Coach: Okay guys bye for now.
... ... ... ... ...
(Music change)
Sometime later...
...at the hotel...
Nommanic: You know what, I've decided:
T----------------------Bulbasaur
Jay--------------------Squirtle
Opulent----------------Charmander
Nommanic: Okay guys time for your first lesson.
(They go to the tall grass.)
Nommanic: First thing you do is find a Pokemon in the tall grass like... that Bidoof.
(Music change.)
Nommanic: Huh?!
Jay: ...?
Nommanic: The Pokemon are holding items! Anyways! Choose a Pokemon to send out. (Choose the Squirtle because Aura Sphere is Fighting type, super-effective against Bidoof's Normal type.)
Jay: Okay, go SQUIRTLE!
Nommanic: Next, you select which move you want to use. (Let's select Aura Sphere.)
Jay: Okay, AURA SPHERE!
(The Squirtle releases a pulse of aura to attack the Bidoof.)
Wild BIDOOF fainted!
SQUIRTLE leveled up!
SQUIRTLE learned WITHDRAW!
Nommanic: Okay, next: Trainer battles. If you make eye contact with a trainer, you must battle. There's a trainer! *points* lets say hi to him.
Pro Karter: ...!
(Music Change)
Jay: ...!
Nommanic: Well, it's your battle.
Pro Karter: Heh. Your Pokemon are no match for my level 10 Starly! Wing Attack!
SQUIRTLE: AAAAH!
Jay: Okay then... Water Gun!
STARLY: WAAH! *shakes off water*
Pro Karter: Quick Attack!
Squirtle: WAAAAAAAH! *faints*
Pro Karter: Sorry, Jay. Looks like you lose. Nommanic, you're up next.
Nommanic: ...you'll regret that. And I'll go easy on you. Why not?
Pro Karter: Never mind that! I beat Jay, and I will beat you too!
Nommanic: ...fine. Want me to go easy or me to go hard?
Pro Karter: Hard!
Nommanic: ...(Ah, the rashness of youth) go, Pichuraika.
Pro Karter: Huh? "Pichuraika" is not a Pokemon!
Pichuraika: *angily* Pi!
Nommanic: ...It's the nickname I gave him. (Thunderbolt!)
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! WAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *faints*
Pro Karter: Wh-WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Nommanic: ..."Know your own limitations, or you'll only beat yourself." --Blue, probably.
Pro Karter: YOU'LL REGRET THAT! HIYAH! (lounges.)
(Music change)
Jay: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MORON
(He and Opulent lounge back.)
Pro Karter: I'll steal a Pokemon! And-
Nommanic: *watching far away* Sorry, but you have a lot to learn. Pokemon build trust with their trainers over time. You never learned that?
(As the Pro Karter, Opulent, and Jay fight, three other Pro Karters arrive.)
Pro Karter #2: *aside* that stupid... Well... well... what have we here?
Pro Karter #3: No one to help you out, eh?
Nommanic: ...and that's where you are sadly incorrect.
Pro Karter: #4: We all have our own Pokemon! You can never beat us!
Nommanic: ...Triple Team me, I don't care.
(The Pro Karters send out three STARLY.)
Nommanic: ..."pathetic, little piggie" -- GamerGuy (who was banned), probably.
(He sends out a VAPOREON, a Shiny Gyarados {Gyoar!}, and Pichuraika.)
Nommanic: ... Thunderbolt, Aurora Beam, and... ...Dragon Dance.
(2 of the STARLY are quickly taken care of.)
Pro Karter #2: NOOOOOOO!!!
Pro Karter: #4: ...and what about that oversized snake?
Red Rocket:


Nommanic: ...that's enough. Waterfall.
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*
Pro Karter #4: WHAT DID YOU DO
Nommanic: Relax, it's only fainted.
(The Pro Karters lounge, and chaos happens.)
Nommanic: Try to Sleep Powder them! (Ouch!) ... Darn. I don't have that Pokemon with me! Okay, Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karters 2, 3, and 4 get stunned.)
Pro Karter #3: (waah!) what's going ...on?
Nommanic: ...paralysis.
Pro Karter #3: Well, smell ya later! *they leave*
Nommanic: ...time to take care of No. 1.
(Jay, Opulent, and Pro Karter #1 are still fighting.)
Nommanic: Take Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karter #1 gets paralyzed too.)
Pro Karter: (wah!) Okay... you win... for now... *leaves*
Nommanic: Okay, time to get back to the hotel and rest our Pokemon.
(Music Change)
At the hotel...
Nommanic: So! What will you name these Pokemon?
T: Leafy!
Leafy: Bulby bulba!

Jay: Koopa

(Koopa playfully squirts water and tries a shell attack.)
Koopa: Oof!
Opulent: Lizard.
Lizard: Char char!

...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 4
THE END
TV: ...and Lebron James has returned to MKPC, but muted! Thank you for watching. Here's to our Pokemon Center!
Ad: Rest your Pokemon at the hotel's Pokemon Center, free of charge!
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On 2025-07-31 at 23:08:20
A little hypothetical situation:
Non-pro Mario Kart, First Quarter:
I'll be releasing these mini-episodes outside the main storyline in the future. Stay tuned to topic One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine. I repeat: One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine.
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Non-pro Mario Kart, First Quarter:
Lakitu: Welcome to Mario Kart! But this time, all the regular pros are out!
Jay: Yup, we're spectating!
Red vs Blue vs Kevin vs Refridge vs Marcelo vs Nashatra vs GamerGuy vs GamerGirl
Lakitu: DS Desert Hills! 3 2 1 GO!
(Red, Blue, Kevin, and Refridge get a rocket start.)
Jay: DS Desert Hills; bagger; reason: many shortcuts and offroad; 1-14th place if reverse drifting.
Opulent: No cooperating you two.
Kevin: Let's do this!
(Everyone bags.)
Marcelo: Yes triple shrooms!
(He uses the triple shrooms and takes the first shortcut.)
Kevin: Here goes... *uses a star*
(Kevin uses a star and semi-rds his way to Marcelo, who got stuck off-road.)
Jay: Make sure that you have enough mushrooms to make the cut.
(Everyone else ends their bagging as Kevin reaches the second lap.)
Refridge: Hmm... *freezes the lake water*
Lakitu: Refridge takes an ultra cut! Meanwhile Kevin is in second place, and everyone else far behind.
Blue: Shell!
Spectators:









Lakitu: Refridge tries to slow down, but fails because of the ice! Blue's Shell (
) slams through the ice and sends Refridge flying out of bounds!
Refridge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lakitu: Refridge drops to last! Whoa! A shock and bullet sends Marcelo to second! Meanwhile only Kevin and Refridge were shocked because everyone else absorbed it. What's this? GamerGuy is using a Golden Mushroom and zooming super fast-
(Jay and Opulent leap down from the stands and wrestle the shard from GamerGuy.)
GamerGuy: N O ! W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ? ! ? ! ?
Kevin: That violates Sport Safety rules. You are eliminated.
Lakitu: GamerGuy was eliminated and replaced with...
GEORGIE
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(Nommanic and T stare at each other.)
...Deja Vu...
Lakitu: Meanwhile, Refridge is trying the ultra-cut again! A dark shell! But Refridge dodges it with a mushroom! Refridge jumps to second place!
1. Kevin
2. Refridge
3. Red
4. GamerGirl
5. Blue
6. Marcelo
Georgie: You've been a waste of my time, Nash. *punches her into the lake*
(Jay and Opulent jump down again.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINISH
1. Kevin + 10
2. Refridge +8
3. Red + 6
4. GamerGirl + 4
5. Blue + 3
6. Marcelo + 2
DID NOT FINISH
Georgie - 5
Nashatra - 5
Lakitu: This ends our first hypothetical situation, an episode outside the main storyline!
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Jay: That's my phone number!
Nommanic: Didn't you say it wasn't your phone number when I called your phone last summer?
Jay: Yup, we're spectating!
Red vs Blue vs Kevin vs Refridge vs Marcelo vs Nashatra vs GamerGuy vs GamerGirl
Lakitu: DS Desert Hills! 3 2 1 GO!
(Red, Blue, Kevin, and Refridge get a rocket start.)
Jay: DS Desert Hills; bagger; reason: many shortcuts and offroad; 1-14th place if reverse drifting.
Opulent: No cooperating you two.
Kevin: Let's do this!
(Everyone bags.)
Marcelo: Yes triple shrooms!
(He uses the triple shrooms and takes the first shortcut.)
Kevin: Here goes... *uses a star*
(Kevin uses a star and semi-rds his way to Marcelo, who got stuck off-road.)
Jay: Make sure that you have enough mushrooms to make the cut.
(Everyone else ends their bagging as Kevin reaches the second lap.)
Refridge: Hmm... *freezes the lake water*
Lakitu: Refridge takes an ultra cut! Meanwhile Kevin is in second place, and everyone else far behind.
Blue: Shell!
Spectators:










Lakitu: Refridge tries to slow down, but fails because of the ice! Blue's Shell (

Refridge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lakitu: Refridge drops to last! Whoa! A shock and bullet sends Marcelo to second! Meanwhile only Kevin and Refridge were shocked because everyone else absorbed it. What's this? GamerGuy is using a Golden Mushroom and zooming super fast-
(Jay and Opulent leap down from the stands and wrestle the shard from GamerGuy.)
GamerGuy: N O ! W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ? ! ? ! ?
Kevin: That violates Sport Safety rules. You are eliminated.
Lakitu: GamerGuy was eliminated and replaced with...
GEORGIE
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(Nommanic and T stare at each other.)
...Deja Vu...
Lakitu: Meanwhile, Refridge is trying the ultra-cut again! A dark shell! But Refridge dodges it with a mushroom! Refridge jumps to second place!
1. Kevin
2. Refridge
3. Red
4. GamerGirl
5. Blue
6. Marcelo
Georgie: You've been a waste of my time, Nash. *punches her into the lake*
(Jay and Opulent jump down again.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINISH
1. Kevin + 10
2. Refridge +8
3. Red + 6
4. GamerGirl + 4
5. Blue + 3
6. Marcelo + 2
DID NOT FINISH
Georgie - 5
Nashatra - 5
Lakitu: This ends our first hypothetical situation, an episode outside the main storyline!
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Jay: That's my phone number!

Nommanic: Didn't you say it wasn't your phone number when I called your phone last summer?
I'll be releasing these mini-episodes outside the main storyline in the future. Stay tuned to topic One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine. I repeat: One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine.
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On 2025-07-29 at 21:35:00
S2 E3
Poke-kart
Music: put this in another tab and click whenever it says music start or music change
Some time later...
Man: We have arrived at Sinnoh!
Red: Okay everyone let's get to the hotel.
(Music Start)
Man: Ah you are here for... the... what was it called?
Receptionist: Your room is... 251. Here's is your key.
Red: Okay guys let's go to our room.
(They take the stairs, enter their room, and unpack.)
Red: Alright what shall we do first...?
Jay: Does this place have it's own Mario Kart Stadium?
Nommanic: I doubt it. This is Sinnoh, after all.
Marcelo: Actually, the guide says there IS!
Jay, Opulent, Nommanic, and T: What?!
Marcelo: It was built for... the people that got invited.
Jay: Let's go!
(The four go to the Stadium)
Trainer: Hey, you ready? Outsiders don't stand a CHANCE.
Nommanic: Hmph. I doubt it.
Trainer: You won't know what's coming for you! Go, Pidgeotto!
Nommanic: Now what is this we're battling in the stadium?!?
Coach: No battling, Trainer! You have 10 minutes to get ready.
Jay: What the heck?! The Pro Karters and Red Cherries are here!
Nommanic: Careful. You're about to break the fourth wall.
Opulent: Of course, you're also about to break the fourth wall.
Nommanic: We don't have much time! I'll explain everything I know...
(music change)
Nommanic: Alright everyone...
From what I heard in Johto (don't ask questions please!) Poke-kart is a variation of Mario Kart where items are TMs!
Also, the decors are Pokemon. Okay first of all, type advantages:
... ... ...
Nommanic: Alright next thing...
Status conditions
... ... ...
Almost there! Now, move types...
... ... ...
Coach: Time's up!
(music change)
The start of the race...
Nommanic: We MUST win. Remember that.
Lakitu: Welcome to the "Welcome Cup!" Our first circuit will be... Charizard Circuit!
Audience: WOOOOO!!! Pro Karters! Show those Team Nones what you've got!
Jay: Ugh. Really?
Nommanic: You MUSTN'T let it discourage you!
3 2 1 GO!
(All 4 get a perfect rocket boost.)
Jay: Imma bag okay?
Pro Karter: Okay! Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: Not that!
*bzap*
Pro Karter: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!!
Jay: I've got Hydro Pump!
(Jay uses Hydro Pump and spins out a Red Cherry.)
Opulent: You've got Surf?
Jay: Yes!
(The four get boosted by the wave.)
Audience: What lame item was THAT?!
T: ...not that again... Waterfall?
Nommanic: Snipe that stray Cherry!
(The Red Cherry gets hit.)
Pro Karter: Ha, T! Take this!
(T gets almost gets hit by Focus Punch, but Jay Thunder Waves the Pro Karter first.)
Jay: Have a taste of your own medicine!
Nommanic: ...right. Anyone have Rest?
T: ...I do.
(Nommanic catches Rest and sleeps for 2 seconds.)
Nommanic: Now I've got to catch up...!
Pro Karter: Overslept, boy?
(Nommanic uses Explosion.)
Pro Karter: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nommanic: ...ugh. Flame Wheel. Whatever. *burns a Red Cherry*
Jay: Yes! Horn Drill!
Opulent: Wait! Use Mind Reader first!
Jay: Okay then...
(A Pro Karter gets knocked out of bounds.)
T: I've got Discharge!
Nommanic: *catching up with Waterfall* Okay. We've got to get away first.
Jay: I've got Surf!
(The three get boosted and T uses Discharge.)
Pro Karter: No! Not paralysis!
Jay: I got Mind Reader again!
Nommanic: But unless you can get a move with low accuracy... T! Can you throw us that DynamicPunch?
(Jay uses the two items and confuses another Pro Karter.)
Jay: Alright!
FINISH!
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Pro Karter + 8
5. T + 7
6-9. Red Cherries + 6, 5, 4, 3
10. Pro Karter + 2
Did not Finish:
2 Pro Karters. -5 each
Total:
None: 52
Pro: 0
Cherry: 18
NEXT RACE
Audience: They won by dumb luck! The Pro Karters will make their comeback! It will only get harder from here, Team None!
Coach: 10 minutes to reorganize!
Nommanic: Alright I'll continue lecturing...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Coach: Time to race! Venusaur Valley is next!
3 2 1 GO
(All 4 get a perfect rocket start, but jay afks until the second lap.)
T: Okay, Eruption!
(All other Cherries, Pro Karters, and Pokemon spin out.)
Nommanic: Nice one!
(The 3 get to the second lap.)
Jay: Okay, second lap, Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... ready to go! *uses Flame Wheel*
Audience: What's he doing? He's riding through those Pro Karters like they're nothing!
(Jay gets to first place and finishes fast.)
Nommanic: That was more powerful than I thought...
Pro Karter: Ha! You'll get burned! *uses Flame Wheel*
T: ...Double Team! *uses it*
Pro Karter: Huh?!
Opulent: Water Gun!
Pro Karter: Huh?!? Huh?!?
Nommanic: Thunder!
Pro Karter: Huh?!?!? Huh?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?
Red Cherry: Solar Beam's gotta do it! Two of them, in fact! Mine and Venusaur's!
(Jay uses Flamethrower.)
Red Cherry: NO!
Jay: Catch!
(Jay throws them Agility)
Opulent: Okay. This should be smooth sailing. *uses Agility*
(The 3 finish fast.)
Audience: No way! They did it again!
Pro Karter: NOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!
FINISH
1. Jay + 15
2. Opulent + 12
2. T + 12
2. Nommanic + 12
5-7. Pro Karters + 7, 6, 5
8-11. Red Cherries + 4, 3, 2, 1
12. Pro Karter: + ZERO
Totals:
None: 103
Pro: 18
Cherry: 28
Pro Karter: Arrgh... we need a better plan.
(music change)
Coach: Now it's Blastoise Beach!
Wartortle: ...Hydro...Pump...
Coach: You might wanna be careful around here...
Jay: This time we all bag!
3 2 1 GO
(The 4 do a backwards lap.)
T: ...they're targeting us!
Nommanic: WHAT?!?!
Pro Karter: We WILL make a comeback!
Jay: Never mind that! Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... okay ready?
Nommanic: Double Team too!
(They all use Waterfall and race towards the others)
Pro Karter: ...! Use Swift, everyone!
Jay: They're hitting us! How?
Nommanic: The accuracy of Swift is "--"! Just use Disable!
Pro Karter: !!! Okay, Magical Leaf then! That got disabled? Then- AAAAAAAAAA
???: Hydro Pump!
Red Cherries: Not that! Okay, use Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: We can't let that hit!
Pro Karter: Okay then... MELEE COMBAT!!!
(Music Change)
(The Pro Karter hops off his kart and tries to punch T.)
Jay: Now you've gone too far!
(He and Opulent retaliate.)
Coach: No fist-fighting!
???: OBJECTION!
Coach: Now who said that? This isn't Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations!
Nommanic: You're right! This is Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney! The music playing now is "Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007."
Pro Karter: Don't break the fourth wall!
... ... ...
Coach: Where were we? Oh right you were fist-fighting.
...heh...
...!
Red Cherry: You don't! *hops out*
(The four fight.)
Coach: Now wait here-
(Music Change)
Georgie: Coach. Who said we couldn't fight?
Coach: but- *gets punched by georgie (who don't care)* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Georgie: Bye!
..............................................
Red Cherry: I'll use Sheer Cold and see to it you are knocked out!
(Sheer Cold is used and Team None gets knocked out.)
FINISH
1. Pro Karter + Red Cherry: + 15 each
Did not finish:
Team None - 5 each
Total:
Pro Cherries: 166
Team None: 83
Jay: WHAT IS THIS
Nommanic: What is this?!?
Opulent: WHAT IS THIS?!?
Nommanic: The final race will start. We must get ready.
(Music Change)
Raichu Raceway
(*bzap bzap*)
3 2 1 GO
Jay: Horn Drill spam time!
T: ... I think they had a falling out...
Nommanic: *smiling* excellent. We'llattack at nightfall take this chance to destroy them.
Pro Karter: What?! You can't abandon us!
Red Cherry: And let you losers win? Not a chance!
(The 4 get a perfect rocket start and frontrun.)
Pro Karter: You idiots! They are in the second lap already and we haven't done any- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Other Pro Karter: A Raichu! Mud Sport!
(Electricity's power was weakened!)
Red Cherry: C'mon guys! We can't let Team None win!
(The Red Cherries try to catch up.)
Jay: And FINISH!
T: ...Huh?!?
Jay: What happened?
Opulent: Did you...
Everyone: SKIP A CHECKPOINT?!?!?
(Music Change)
Jay: Darn it! What now?
(The Red Cherries finish.)
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Red Cherries + 8 each
Pro Karter: Ugh! You see? If we don't team up-
Coach: Now teaming up is not-
...
Coach: Never mind that! Keep playing!
Red Cherry: ...Fine. We'll team up again.
Team None: NOOOOO!!
Pro Karter: First things first we must take out T.
T: ...what?!
Everyone: WHAAAT?!?
(The Pro Cherries Melee Combat T.)
Kevin: Now that's violating Safety Sport Regulations! Fifty points each fromGryffindor and Slytherin Team None and Pro Cherries!
Team None: YESSS!!!
Conclusion:
Red Cherries, -50 each
DQ:
Pro Karter, -50 each
T, -50
Total:
None: 78
Pro Cherries: -202
Pro Cherry: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Coach: And the winner of the Grand Prix is...
TEAM NONE
Audience: They actually won! I don't believe it!
Coach: This concludes the Grand Prix. You are dismissed. *aside to Team None* meet me backstage, okay?
(Music Change)
...backstage...
Coach: You won, so you get to choose a starter Pokemon *aside* not you, Nommanic. You're already a trainer. --anyways, your pick.
1. Charmander
2. Bulbasaur
3. Squirtle
Okay @--T-- and @jay-- you guys discuss which one you choose. Opulent will take the one untaken.
Yeah this is probably the longest episode I will ever do.
(Unless I do another Mario Kart cup episode
)
Poke-kart
Music: put this in another tab and click whenever it says music start or music change
Some time later...
Man: We have arrived at Sinnoh!
Red: Okay everyone let's get to the hotel.
(Music Start)
Man: Ah you are here for... the... what was it called?
Receptionist: Your room is... 251. Here's is your key.
Red: Okay guys let's go to our room.
(They take the stairs, enter their room, and unpack.)
Red: Alright what shall we do first...?
Jay: Does this place have it's own Mario Kart Stadium?
Nommanic: I doubt it. This is Sinnoh, after all.
Marcelo: Actually, the guide says there IS!
Jay, Opulent, Nommanic, and T: What?!
Marcelo: It was built for... the people that got invited.
Jay: Let's go!
(The four go to the Stadium)
Trainer: Hey, you ready? Outsiders don't stand a CHANCE.
Nommanic: Hmph. I doubt it.
Trainer: You won't know what's coming for you! Go, Pidgeotto!
Nommanic: Now what is this we're battling in the stadium?!?
Coach: No battling, Trainer! You have 10 minutes to get ready.
Jay: What the heck?! The Pro Karters and Red Cherries are here!
Nommanic: Careful. You're about to break the fourth wall.
Opulent: Of course, you're also about to break the fourth wall.
Nommanic: We don't have much time! I'll explain everything I know...
(music change)
Nommanic: Alright everyone...
From what I heard in Johto (don't ask questions please!) Poke-kart is a variation of Mario Kart where items are TMs!
Also, the decors are Pokemon. Okay first of all, type advantages:
... ... ...
Nommanic: Alright next thing...
Status conditions
... ... ...
Almost there! Now, move types...
... ... ...
Coach: Time's up!
(music change)
The start of the race...
Nommanic: We MUST win. Remember that.
Lakitu: Welcome to the "Welcome Cup!" Our first circuit will be... Charizard Circuit!
Audience: WOOOOO!!! Pro Karters! Show those Team Nones what you've got!
Jay: Ugh. Really?
Nommanic: You MUSTN'T let it discourage you!
3 2 1 GO!
(All 4 get a perfect rocket boost.)
Jay: Imma bag okay?
Pro Karter: Okay! Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: Not that!
*bzap*
Pro Karter: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!!
Jay: I've got Hydro Pump!
(Jay uses Hydro Pump and spins out a Red Cherry.)
Opulent: You've got Surf?
Jay: Yes!
(The four get boosted by the wave.)
Audience: What lame item was THAT?!
T: ...not that again... Waterfall?
Nommanic: Snipe that stray Cherry!
(The Red Cherry gets hit.)
Pro Karter: Ha, T! Take this!
(T gets almost gets hit by Focus Punch, but Jay Thunder Waves the Pro Karter first.)
Jay: Have a taste of your own medicine!
Nommanic: ...right. Anyone have Rest?
T: ...I do.
(Nommanic catches Rest and sleeps for 2 seconds.)
Nommanic: Now I've got to catch up...!
Pro Karter: Overslept, boy?
(Nommanic uses Explosion.)
Pro Karter: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nommanic: ...ugh. Flame Wheel. Whatever. *burns a Red Cherry*
Jay: Yes! Horn Drill!
Opulent: Wait! Use Mind Reader first!
Jay: Okay then...
(A Pro Karter gets knocked out of bounds.)
T: I've got Discharge!
Nommanic: *catching up with Waterfall* Okay. We've got to get away first.
Jay: I've got Surf!
(The three get boosted and T uses Discharge.)
Pro Karter: No! Not paralysis!
Jay: I got Mind Reader again!
Nommanic: But unless you can get a move with low accuracy... T! Can you throw us that DynamicPunch?
(Jay uses the two items and confuses another Pro Karter.)
Jay: Alright!
FINISH!
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Pro Karter + 8
5. T + 7
6-9. Red Cherries + 6, 5, 4, 3
10. Pro Karter + 2
Did not Finish:
2 Pro Karters. -5 each
Total:
None: 52
Pro: 0
Cherry: 18
NEXT RACE
Audience: They won by dumb luck! The Pro Karters will make their comeback! It will only get harder from here, Team None!
Coach: 10 minutes to reorganize!
Nommanic: Alright I'll continue lecturing...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Coach: Time to race! Venusaur Valley is next!
3 2 1 GO
(All 4 get a perfect rocket start, but jay afks until the second lap.)
T: Okay, Eruption!
(All other Cherries, Pro Karters, and Pokemon spin out.)
Nommanic: Nice one!
(The 3 get to the second lap.)
Jay: Okay, second lap, Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... ready to go! *uses Flame Wheel*
Audience: What's he doing? He's riding through those Pro Karters like they're nothing!
(Jay gets to first place and finishes fast.)
Nommanic: That was more powerful than I thought...
Pro Karter: Ha! You'll get burned! *uses Flame Wheel*
T: ...Double Team! *uses it*
Pro Karter: Huh?!
Opulent: Water Gun!
Pro Karter: Huh?!? Huh?!?
Nommanic: Thunder!
Pro Karter: Huh?!?!? Huh?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?
Red Cherry: Solar Beam's gotta do it! Two of them, in fact! Mine and Venusaur's!
(Jay uses Flamethrower.)
Red Cherry: NO!
Jay: Catch!
(Jay throws them Agility)
Opulent: Okay. This should be smooth sailing. *uses Agility*
(The 3 finish fast.)
Audience: No way! They did it again!
Pro Karter: NOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!
FINISH
1. Jay + 15
2. Opulent + 12
2. T + 12
2. Nommanic + 12
5-7. Pro Karters + 7, 6, 5
8-11. Red Cherries + 4, 3, 2, 1
12. Pro Karter: + ZERO
Totals:
None: 103
Pro: 18
Cherry: 28
Pro Karter: Arrgh... we need a better plan.
(music change)
Coach: Now it's Blastoise Beach!
Wartortle: ...Hydro...Pump...
Coach: You might wanna be careful around here...
Jay: This time we all bag!
3 2 1 GO
(The 4 do a backwards lap.)
T: ...they're targeting us!
Nommanic: WHAT?!?!
Pro Karter: We WILL make a comeback!
Jay: Never mind that! Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... okay ready?
Nommanic: Double Team too!
(They all use Waterfall and race towards the others)
Pro Karter: ...! Use Swift, everyone!
Jay: They're hitting us! How?
Nommanic: The accuracy of Swift is "--"! Just use Disable!
Pro Karter: !!! Okay, Magical Leaf then! That got disabled? Then- AAAAAAAAAA
???: Hydro Pump!
Red Cherries: Not that! Okay, use Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: We can't let that hit!
Pro Karter: Okay then... MELEE COMBAT!!!
(Music Change)
(The Pro Karter hops off his kart and tries to punch T.)
Jay: Now you've gone too far!
(He and Opulent retaliate.)
Coach: No fist-fighting!
???: OBJECTION!
Coach: Now who said that? This isn't Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations!
Nommanic: You're right! This is Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney! The music playing now is "Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007."
Pro Karter: Don't break the fourth wall!
... ... ...
Coach: Where were we? Oh right you were fist-fighting.
...heh...
...!
Red Cherry: You don't! *hops out*
(The four fight.)
Coach: Now wait here-
(Music Change)
Georgie: Coach. Who said we couldn't fight?
Coach: but- *gets punched by georgie (who don't care)* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Georgie: Bye!
..............................................
Red Cherry: I'll use Sheer Cold and see to it you are knocked out!
(Sheer Cold is used and Team None gets knocked out.)
FINISH
1. Pro Karter + Red Cherry: + 15 each
Did not finish:
Team None - 5 each
Total:
Pro Cherries: 166
Team None: 83
Jay: WHAT IS THIS
Nommanic: What is this?!?
Opulent: WHAT IS THIS?!?
Nommanic: The final race will start. We must get ready.
(Music Change)
Raichu Raceway
(*bzap bzap*)
3 2 1 GO
Jay: Horn Drill spam time!
T: ... I think they had a falling out...
Nommanic: *smiling* excellent. We'll
Pro Karter: What?! You can't abandon us!
Red Cherry: And let you losers win? Not a chance!
(The 4 get a perfect rocket start and frontrun.)
Pro Karter: You idiots! They are in the second lap already and we haven't done any- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Other Pro Karter: A Raichu! Mud Sport!
(Electricity's power was weakened!)
Red Cherry: C'mon guys! We can't let Team None win!
(The Red Cherries try to catch up.)
Jay: And FINISH!
T: ...Huh?!?
Jay: What happened?
Opulent: Did you...
Everyone: SKIP A CHECKPOINT?!?!?
(Music Change)
Jay: Darn it! What now?
(The Red Cherries finish.)
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Red Cherries + 8 each
Pro Karter: Ugh! You see? If we don't team up-
Coach: Now teaming up is not-
...
Coach: Never mind that! Keep playing!
Red Cherry: ...Fine. We'll team up again.
Team None: NOOOOO!!
Pro Karter: First things first we must take out T.
T: ...what?!
Everyone: WHAAAT?!?
(The Pro Cherries Melee Combat T.)
Kevin: Now that's violating Safety Sport Regulations! Fifty points each from
Team None: YESSS!!!
Conclusion:
Red Cherries, -50 each
DQ:
Pro Karter, -50 each
T, -50
Total:
None: 78
Pro Cherries: -202
Pro Cherry: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Coach: And the winner of the Grand Prix is...
TEAM NONE
Audience: They actually won! I don't believe it!
Coach: This concludes the Grand Prix. You are dismissed. *aside to Team None* meet me backstage, okay?
(Music Change)
...backstage...
Coach: You won, so you get to choose a starter Pokemon *aside* not you, Nommanic. You're already a trainer. --anyways, your pick.
1. Charmander
2. Bulbasaur
3. Squirtle
Okay @--T-- and @jay-- you guys discuss which one you choose. Opulent will take the one untaken.
Yeah this is probably the longest episode I will ever do.
(Unless I do another Mario Kart cup episode

