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S2E2

A day on the boat, pt. 2

1 hour later...
Red: And the winner of the Mario Kart World Competition is...
1. T
2. Jay
3. Nashatra
4. Red
5. Opulent
6. Kevin
7. Blue
8. Marcelo
9. Refridge
Red: Okay guys let's go back to the entertainment center you monkeys

At the entertainment center...
GamerGuy: Hi!!
Phanto: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi!!
Jay: Hi!!
T: Hi!!
Opulent: Hi!!
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
Opulent: I wouldn't say that...
GamerGuy: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Opulent: Strange. Even more deja vu here.
GamerGuy: ...
............
Back at Mario Kart...
Lakitu: Cast your votes...

Jay: Alright!
Lakitu: Because this is Desert Hills, everyone is bagging!
Jay: Bagging party everyone!
Lakitu: Everyone but Opulent is bagging! Opulent reaches the shortcut area... shock! Shock again! Jay uses a bullet bill and overtakes Opulent! Jay's in first place, and- shock again! This time it's GamerGuy that's using the bill! Meanwhile Jay is using a golden mushroom to take short cuts! Now, everyone else has finished their bagging. What's this? Opulent tries second lap bagging! Yes! She gets a Mega and Star and is using a golden mushroom! Jay is in first, T second, Phanto third, Opulent fourth, GamerGuy fifth, and GamerGirl sixth! GamerGirl throws her crystal, and GamerGuy overtakes Opulent for fifth place! Oh no! He gets hit by Phanto's green shells -- again -- and Opulent gets a bullet that gets her to second place! A shock! GamerGuy and GamerGirl are speeding towards the others with bullet bills! They overtake Phanto. They overtake Opulent, who decides to go for last-lap bagging! She pulls a golden mushroom as Jay finishes first and T second. Opulent uses the mushroom and knocks out Phanto and GamerGirl! GamerGuy finishes third, and Opulent fourth! GamerGirl is about to finish, but Phanto uses a blue shell!
Opulent: ...you mean spiny shell.
Lakitu: Phanto finishes fifth, and GamerGirl... sixth. Okay guys cast your votes...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Lakitu: The Mario Kart Center is experiencing a malfunction! We apologize for the inconvenience!
Jay: I guess we have to do something else...
Opulent: ...
Jay: Hello?
Opulent: ...what? Oh yeah. Hey, let's ALL go back to the cabin. I have to do a lot of explaining...
(EVERYONE goes back to the cabin.)

Some time later...
Jay: Oh hey it's 7:00PM! I guess we didn't have to find something else to do.
Red: Dinnertime! Our dinner is... Spaghetti with Mushrooms and Meatballs.
(They eat dinner while watching the Super Mario Bros Movie.)
Red: Bedtime everyone!
*click*
LIGHTS OUT
GOODNIGHT
Alarm: Here is some music to help you sleep.
(The easy parts -- the parts Beethoven wrote for Elise to play -- of Fur Elise play.)

S2 E1:
A day on the boat, pt.1

Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...

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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!

At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...

3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now Oh and a bowl for... T here.
Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.

20 minutes later...

Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!

20 minutes later...

Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!

...to be continued

They will be met at the entertainment center, Mario Kart station in Episode 1

...thanks for motivating me:

S2 Prologue

Season 2.

I'm still waiting for your application.

Name, colour, personality, and special powers, etc.

S1
Epilogue

Umm... according to Pokemonshowdown,
"Your team was rejected for the following reasons:

- Infernape can't learn Crunch."

Edit: Wait what item?

You're supposed to be dead (or at least almost dead) after getting exploded last episode.

You can still submit your character(s).

I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.

S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)

Meanwhile...

Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.

... ...

Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!

... ...

Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!

... ...

Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!

Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...

Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*

...

Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...

... ...

Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.

... ...

Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?

... ...

Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.

... ...

Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)

... ...

Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)

... ...

Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)

Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END

End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.

S1 E4
Best Shopping
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!
Nashatra: Do you ever sell normal non explosive items-
Georgie: NO
Kevin: Alright let’s leave-
Georgie: *locks every exit* You won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuke-
(Refridge proceeds to freeze him, but gets beaten up)
Red: You're grounded!
Georgie:  Buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nashatra: V-very nice! I, uh, forgot my wallet. I'll be back. *leaves*
(Georgie tries to nuke Nashatra, but Nommanic hands her a Focus Sash. Nashatra passes out but otherwise is fine.)
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Nommanic: Teleport!
(He tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall.)
Nommanic: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *cough* Follow Me and *cough* Focus Punch!
Georgie: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
(Suddenly, the wall cracks.)
Nommanic: Not enough? *cough* Okay, Explosion!
(The wall blows up.)
Nommanic: *cough cough cough* Now where did I put the potions? *sprays something.* That's better *cough*
(Nothing happens for a second, then Georgie lounges.)
Georgie: Hiyah!
Nommanic: Ouch! I-ice Fang a-and W-waterfall..!
Georgie: Ouch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Several more rainbow beams hit Georgie. Crystal proceeds to hunting-crop Georgie)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA W-what is that?
(A mysterious aura fills the room. Georgie gets teleported to the wall and gets electrocuted.)
Nommanic: We should shop somewhere else.
(Two mysterious auras fill the room and the wall explodes.)
Georgie: 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Nashatra: I guess *cough* that's the end for *cough* him!
Red: Okay! Let's find somewhere else to shop!
Nashatra: We need a rest.
Marcelo: In that case, why not a picnic!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
Red: Let's go!
(Everyone gets in another car that got hot-wired.)
T: I think we should go back to our city.
Jay: In that case, we should go in mario karts.
Some people: Yay!
Other people: Boo!
Opulent: I'm in.
T: Me too. Did you see me rock N64 Wario Stadium?
Opulent: I wasn't there.
Jay: I think only me, Joshy, Yoshi... and British were there. And the coach, too.
(Opulent bumps Jay off.)
Jay: YO WHAAAAAT?!?

Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..

Jay: What was that?!
Opulent: A recording. Hey. Just saying, but I don't like shrimp that much.
Jay: I like shrimp- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?

British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now

Opulent: I recorded the whole of season 2 episode 2. Here!

S2E2 HTWAR added to Court Record


Everyone: Here we are!

Okay! Just send in your description and voila!

S1 E3
Best Inn.

Red: We NEED a place to stay... RIGHT NOW!!!
Blue: Hey look! An inn called "Best inn!"
(They go to the inn.)
Georgie: Hey...!
Red: We'd like to check in for...
10 people.
Georgie: Got it! *cracks knuckles*
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(She walks to her room and changes.)
Georgie: Your room number is... 6478376892345768203847394754038573402895789308149823705108475438975367934754958678947595348749284793457236858645. The wifi password is... ywuw3esyioee]t[ejuir2g5618teg89v-+35v28v/4v3wy2hn8mv435b[4353c78w43c4-5-4++8v43
Red: Got it. *whacks georgie*
Georgie: All of you! Into the basement!
*BANG*
Georgie: Oh, no. A gunshot's not going to stop me.
(Several things happen at once. Refridge freezes Georgie, while Kevin uses his sword and Nommanic's Gyarados uses "Hyper Beam." Nashatra returns.)
Nommanic: He was "taken care of."
(Everyone goes to their rooms.)
...

Hold it!

The building flies into the air and crashes into the mountain.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Everyone tumbles out.)
Gold: It's the end of the WOOOOOOORRRLLDD!!!!!
Red: Quit it and be reasonable, Gold!
Everyone: ...
Refridge: You... know him?
Gold: We've been friends since 4th grade.
Blue: But not best friends!
Everyone: ...?
Georgie: No refunds. Pay me or-
(He gets frozen by Refridge, stabbed, star beamed, and exploded by Kevin, shot by Blue, whacked by Red, diamond sworded by Marcelo, Flamethown, Swifted, Thundered, Surfed, Auroua Beamed, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cut by Nommanic's Pokemon, and hunting-cropped by Crystal.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Refridge: Now what?
Red: To the supermarket!
Nashatra: Oh... right.
Blue: But the market...!
(They all run to the supermarket called "Best Shopping." ...)
Nommanic: Well, that's ominous.
T: Whaaat?!
Kevin: Let's just go!
(They all enter.)
Georgie: Welcome to Best Shopping!

Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!

Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.

Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.

Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!

Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)

Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others

Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.

Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"

Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.

Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.

Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.

Yo, another character!

Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???

Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.)

Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.

Episode 2:
Car Accident

Hey, no one said I (the dialogicion) couldn't submit a character!

Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.

Episode 1:

No! The protagonist and antagonist are not to be taken by forum members! They are default characters created by the author (Me)!

Prelude:

I forgot to mention something! The ones on the antagonist's side are not silly. (At least, less silly.)

Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)

*ahem*

I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.

Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around, and also punching for no apparent reason which usually cause a world war or something like that.

According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case)

Anyways...

You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!

Characters List:


One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)

That's it! (fr this time)

Hey, isn't this the same as Hazelicity's PFP?