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I'll submit two
if that is fine with you:

First character:
Nommanic Folloreht (call him Nommanic)
Cyan
He's really nonchalant, and often remarks on everything interesting that happened with snark. In conversation, he is pedantic and prefers to focus on technicalities.
Team Mario.
MKPC Custom Kart: Nommanic (Shy Guy)
Stats:
Speed: 40%
Accel: 100%
Weight: 30%
Handling: 100%

Techniques:
Pulling a Mushroom at first
Doing OOB cuts, like on DS BC or GBA Riverside Park
Reverse Drifting, obviously

Stuff not included in your limited application form:
He is currently 25 years old. Sometimes, he wears his Shy Guy suit from the War of Shy Guys and Yoshis. He is Opulent's younger sister, and is a talented MKPCer. He has been held hostage at least (subject to future fanfics involving this character) two times. Because of his nonchalance, he is able to withstand roasts. When racing, he does NOT ever bag and uses the backspam strategy, where you throw bananas and fake items behind item boxes. He has amazing aim with the Mushroom. However, he is somewhat physically weak. He owns a PokeGear, and his favorite Pokemon is his Lvl 100 Hisuian Typhlosion. He is a more experienced trainer than his sister. His favorite stats are Special Attack and Handling. He can throw his spear well.

Next character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (call her Opulent)
Cyan
She's also nonchalant, and when battling or racing, she is extremely serious.
Team Mario.
Dry Bomber
Stats:
Speed: 34%
Accel: 100%
Weight: 56% (26 plus Opulent's 30)
Handling: 100%

Techniques:
Pyrokinesis (can psychically produce fire)
Mind Reading (not that it does much, except it lets her see invisible people)
MKDS Snaking (as her racing style)

Extra stuff:
She is 28 years old. She is Nommanic's older sister, and is highly experienced at MKDS. She has been kidnapped at least three times. When racing, she does NOT bag. She uses the same backspam strategy as Nommanic. She is rather strong and can run fast. She owns a Poketch, and her favorite Pokemon are her Gastly, used for controlling people, Haunter, for haunting people, and Gengar, for general battling. Her favorite stats are Special Attack and Handling, the same as her brother's.

Here; just click the links:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=191588
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=191448
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=201743

I know the last one is a QM track, but...
the positive reactions motivated me to make the other ones

I don't think there's a win condition for that. But, you can just make the win condition to get a faster time than whatever time it takes for the ghost to finish the race.

For example, if the ghost takes one minute and thirty seconds (1'30) to finish, you just put the win condition as finishing the track before 1:30

That's kinda unrealistic. They would probably, idk, learn it from their parents, or learn it at Toad school from a teacher. But I guess Peach would also teach some Toads because... what does the Princess even do in her free time?

GREAT use of BBcode btw.

A short hypothetical scenario I wrote because I was bored:

Peach: You see, mushroom make you bigger--
Random Gen Alpha Kid: Bigger?
Peach: --and 1-Ups give you--
Random Gen Alpha Kid: What about the normal mushroom?
Daisy: *bursting in* Did you mean 1-Up Hearts? Anyway, a weird portal just-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
.........
Peach: Okay, resuming our lesson: You see mushrooms-- huh? What is that up there?

Disclaimer: I haven't played M&L: Brothership, so feel free to change the prices.

Nommanic Folloreht the Shy Guy; color: #0080ff

My thought:
(Mario and Luigi arrive at the village, or whatever town is in the game. The camera goes to Nommanic, standing somewhere in the village like NPCs do. When Mario and Luigi talk to Nommanic...)
Nommanic: Need some extra stuff?
-> YES!
     NO!
(Player selects "yes."
Potion: 50 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals 20 HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Super Potion: 100 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals 50 HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Hyper Potion: 250 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals 200 HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Max Potion: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals ALL HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Full Heal: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Cures all status effects for either Mario or Luigi.

Full Restore: 1000 coins (or so.)
Description: Cures all status effects and heals all HP for either Mario or Luigi.

Vitamin: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Increases a stat for either Mario or Luigi.

Ether: 100 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores 10 Bros Points (or whatever this game's equivalent is) to either Mario or Luigi.

Elixr: 150 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores 10 Bros Points (or whatever this game's equivalent is) to BOTH Mario and Luigi.

Max Ether: 500 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores ALL Bros Points to either Mario or Luigi.

Max Elixr: 750 coins (or so.)
Description: Restores ALL Bros Points to BOTH Mario and Luigi.

Heal: 100 coins (or so.)
Description: Heals a status condition on either Mario or Luigi.

(Yes, those items are taken directly from the Pokemon series.)

Note: Sometimes, in certain locations, he can be seen doing aiming practise with Hunter, who he knows from This is Mario Kart.

This shouldn't affect gameplay too much, right?

You know, I actually never thought of her threatening others with fire. Interesting idea.

(Also, she probably won't need to do that because she can read minds, but you don't know that, so this might be a good time to go over: )

How does Mind Reading work?

This is the person's brain:

*thought*  *emotion*
    *meaning*   *related memory*
   *thought*    *thought*
      *unrelated memory*
       *thought*

And Opulent knows all that except the unrelated memory when she activates her power. So, she finds out everything the other person knows. Also, she can use this to find the intentional meaning of words, which is useful when someone speaks a different language. She also knows what others are thinking, intending, or feeling. Memories are a little trickier.

Opulent can only discover memories related to the topic, or in other words memories the person is thinking about. Unrelated memories can't be accessed UNLESS the person is thinking about it.

Locked memories are trickier.

Locked memories probably aren't relevant to this fanfic, but basically they are memories that the brain does not allow the person to know. They aren't forgotten, they are just memories that they can't know. They can remember those memories, only in certain circumstances. If they are TRYING to think of a locked memory, Opulent can access it.

So in this case, Sebastian's mind is thinking about Dawson, but what he is saying to himself is: "No.. No No No.. Why Is He Here Too?" In this case, Opulent knows what Sebastian is saying to himself and WHY he is saying that. (Dawson being a dangerous agent.)

My favorite quote from Episode 1:



Paragraphed remarks:

I know I didn't include it previously, but Nommanic and Opulent both HAVE been playing their instruments since long before The Story. I didn't include that because, well, I didn't think of that trait when I submitted them. Fanfic characters change! Also they are haven't aged at all in 2 years but that's just fanfic logic.

Nommanic's just lying through his teeth because Opulent reminded him that no one else knew they play instruments back in The Story. That's my take on how this doesn't contradict The Story, or in other words is headcanon.

Constructive criticism; I have no idea how to do this so please don't be offended:

Two characters

Nommanic Folloreht

Pedantic, and Nonchalant

Dodgerblue (Sky Blue)

If Karts from MKPC Count: Daisy Stats. If not: Dry Bomber

Normal Glider

Good

Boy

Age: 25

Plays the viola.

Has the ability to manipulate objects, for example open a book, use the computer, play an instrument...

Shy Guy / Human

Next character:

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht

Serious, Nonchalant.

Cyan

Egg 1

Normal Glider

Good

Girl

Age: 28

Plays the violin and viola.

Has pyrokinesis, can read minds, and is really athletic.

Human

Hey, isn't this the same as Hazelicity's PFP?

Total char list so far: Luis, WR, BlueCore, RedYoshi, Woo, GamerJax, BabyMario, potterpot, kyetoy, EricPilsner, Nodac, T, SuperSwimmer, Glitched

Other characters: Explorers, Mimi, Black Hat, Danish, Cinnamon, Esoteric, Kevin, Stella

Unofficial short:
Shopping difficulties:

(LIVE)
Luis: *picks up phone and dials* ... Hello, I'm calling everyone, so... do you want to go shopping?!?!? Do you?!?!?
(15 minutes later...)
Luis: Hii!!
WorldRecord: Hii!!
BlueCore: Hi!!
RedYoshi: Hii!!
Woo: Hii!!
GamerJax: Hii!!
BabyMario: Hii!!
potterpot: hii!!
kyetoy: Hii!!
EricPilsner: Hii!!
Nodac: Hii!!
T: Hi!
SuperSwimmer: Hii!!
Glitched: Hii!!
Kevin: Hii!
Stella: Hii!!
Esoteric: Hii!!
Cinnamon: Hii!!
Explorers: Hii!!
Mimi: Hii!!
Luis: Alrightie guys...!! To the ballpen section!!!
Everyone: Wait, WHAAAT?!?
Kevin: ...(Oh no. Not another Silly Adventure.)
(They run to the ballpoint section, when-)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The platform they are standing on lifts them to the roof, which separates, and everyone is inside a glass cube.)
Danish (hologram): Pick and Choose! *switches off*
(Fourty-two ballpoint pens fall into the room in boxes of 7.)
Luis: When will we get-
Kyetoy: To the ballpen section?
(The team continues ascending to space.)
Black Hat (hologram): Please step onto the totally safe roller coaster to exit the cube and return to the shop.
(They climb onto the roller coaster.)
Black Hat (hologram): Thank you.
(The roller coaster accelerates at a rate of 42 m/s/s. Then, it makes several tight turns drawing a DS Waluigi Pinball map. After that, the seatbelts unbuckle and everyone falls.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(They land in the ballpoint section, where one 4 pack of ballpoint pens remains.)
Luis: Found it!
(Everyone exits the building -- WITHOUT PAYING!!)
Police: Hello, sir. You are hereby arrested for larceny- I mean theft.
Police2: What? I thought that was larceny!
Police3: You mean grand larceny?
Police4: No. I think he means PETTY larceny.
Police5: Well, either way, they are arrested. Let's get 'em.
(STATIC)

Ad:

You can already dodge the Blue Shell with a mushroom on MKPC. You just gotta time it right.

They should keep https://mkpc.malahieude.net/mapcreate.php tho.
Basically it generates minimap images for QM tracks like: don't steal this bc this is my track
I agree that QM is not the best, but... still tho, MKPC should still have QM for people who don't have time to make CM tracks.



This is a problem and often causes 1v1s to disintegrate into 1 player rooms.

Also, high vr players (like me and you) often lose more vr than they gain in these kinds of rooms.


So yeah, the first suggestion is fine, but shouldn't be implemented.
The second suggestion is great.

Before I forget:
A comments section in the forum for off-topic messages. They function the same way as comments on news and tracks. Also maybe redesign the follow button to account for forum messages and comments. Comments do not add to your message count.

Why do you use... size 18 Verdana #07c200 for your text colour / font? I feel like there's a special significance to it... or maybe you just picked it at random.


(Happy Birthday, Proudster!!!)

Idea for the prologue:

Prologue:


(I wrote this in normal story style.)


    "I know you are wondering why I brought you here," Guiltriper says.


    "Yeah, we are."


    "That's because I'm throwing a GUILTY PARTY!!"


     Everyone cheers at the prospect of a party.


    "First, we'll go to a hotel, then we all just goof off," Guiltriper explains.


    "May I make a suggestion for the hotel?" Opulent asks, raising her hand.


    "Yes?"


    "The Best Inn," Opulent replies. Then, quickly reading Guiltriper's mind, she continues: "It's complicated."


    "Oh, okay."


    Santino, John, and Robinson were elated going to a hotel.


    "It'll be super fun!" Santino exclaims.


    "Yeah!" All three of them shout.


    "Hey, speaking of parties, who's that?" John asks, pointing at Mimi.


    "Woah," Robinson replies.


    Meanwhile, Opulent and Mimi were having a fun conversation.


    "Yeah, I agree. By the way, what's your favorite kind of meat?" Mimi asks.


    "I'm not sure, but I do like burgers."


    "Nice!"


    "Yeah. Nommanic and Cinnamon hate them. Not sure why."


    "Really? What about--" Mimi says, but is quickly cut off.


    "Esoteric likes them."


    "I never knew!"


    "Uhh, I think I'm sensing something," Opulent says, worried.


    "Does it--"


    "Yes, I do think it has something to do with them having a crush on you."


    "Oh no, not again."


    John and Robinson were arguing over Mimi at this time. John declared that she was his because he found her first, but Robinson says that they both have an equal opportunity to her, as they were friends. They have come close to blows over Mimi. Santino watched, worried that their friendship might fall apart.


    "Okay, look. Why don't we just ask her?!" Robinson shouts.


    "Because that's JUST ILLOGICAL!!" John responds.


    Robinson was about to punch John for his irrationality, but Opulent stepped in between them before it got out of hand.


    "Calm down! Just calm down and don't start anything! Calm down!"


    "No!"John and Robinson both shout.


    "If you don't stop fighting, I'll... er, have to knock you both out!"


    "And how are you going to do that?"


    In reply, Opulent simply dialed her Poketch. Everyone watched, anxious of what she will pull next. After a minute of agony, two fire extinguishers appeared above John and Robinson's head, and after knocking them out, disappears.


    "Our first crime in the GUILTY PARTY!!!" Guiltriper cheers.


    That was not all. Then, Opulent called someone else on her Poketch.


    "I'm calling a lawyer."


    "Oh hey, I was gonna do that!" Guiltriper replies.


    "@OCM originally decided to add him, but thought he wouldn't be a bundle of laughs at a party so he left him out."


    "Who is he?"


    "Blue Folloreht."


    "Well, that's it for this first meeting. We'll meet tomorrow at the Best Inn, 3:00 P.M. I'll go invite some more people now."


    And with that, they all exited the room except for Guiltriper and went on with their lives.

I would like to be a staff because I like writing fanfics.

Also, two characters:
Mimi
Black
She's a table woman, and she likes meat.
There's also a running joke where two people fall in love with her and argue over it. I didn't design this character, but it should be fine, right? Right?
No constraints
Uhh her BF is Explorers, who I am NOT adding because he is NOT my character. She often gets help narrating with Lakitu, who I AM adding.
No, she is not based of a user. Jay first "used" her in HTWAR and then I decided to steal it. It should be fine, right? (Her last name is not canon.)

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
She's really serious. She's athletic, can read minds, and can psychically produce fire, called pyrokinesis. She's 28 in this fanfic.
No constraints.
She has a Shiny Charmander from when she was 16, which evolved into a Shiny Charizard. (More information can be found in other fanfics.)
Yes, her name is based of my FULL username. (OCM expands to Opulent Crafty Mystic.)

My username ("OCM" ) definitely stands for "Obvious Cheater Man."

Totally not stolen from WorldRecord.

Season 1 Episode 10

"This is my fanfic. I can do whatever I want with it."

OCM: Okay, people. Wakey wakey, we have two more people joining: Shelly Fossilian and Josefina.

Shelly Fossilian:
Personality: She's kind, likes to help people, she's positive, even when she gets sad, and gets angry when people start hurting each other.
Items: Whip with poison, and a necklace that protects her.

Josefina
Personality: She's always sick, and very sensitive.
Items: A fan that can freeze people and throw punches, and a huge jacket.

Mimi: Wait, you can't just... you have to go through--
OCM: I don't have to do that.
This is my fanfic. I can do whatever I want with it.
All: True...
Mimi: Fine. They can join.
Shelly: Hi!
Josefina: Hi!
All: Hi!
Shelly: Wait, what's OCM doing?
(OCM types at his laptop. He's writing the story.)
All: Oh.
OCM: By the way, I am currently designing SSB moves for everyone. There's a reason for this, of course. (Hehe I'm not telling.)
Opulent: I'm not telling either.
Mimi: Can I have yer attention? I'm gonna be hosting a PvP Minceraft... Uhh let's make that Smash (because @OCM will think it's too hard to write...) tournament today. First of all...
BOYFRIEND
VS
TOM

Some relaxing battle music:
(jk it's the 2016 version.)

Mimi: 3 2 1 START!

Wassup guys! Live from MKPC University, hosting the battle of Boyfriend from FNF and Tom! Boyfriend starts strong with a dash attack-- but Tom instantly counters it and... immediately takes a stock. Now Boyfriend tries aerials this time, but gets intercepted by the axe. Boyfriend uses his Mic and... throws it, before coming in to attack-- no, super-armour by Tom. Then-- Boyfriend dies. Again. He doesn't have any special qualities that can attack, so *cheers from background* oh, Tom won already. Next is the battle of

NOMMANIC
VS
ODIE

Mimi: Battle 2, now on Final Destination, and Nommanic already countered, which is fatal! All he has to do is wait for his opponent to be paralyzed, then switch to Trainer Mode and FSmash Odie. Next, Odie tries the B.O.I.N.G. Spring, and it's a head on collision of power VS power-- okay, comboing with the WOOF Mobile, okay, Nommanic to Trainer, Down Special, ending the combo, double-jumping under Final Destination, then Up-Specialing to the ledge, drop, switch to Shy Guy, Up-Special again... Got FSmashed, Nommanic throws away his spear and Side Specials back, Side Specials Odie, who wall-techs, BOING Spring to recover, but Nommanic command grabbed, threw him off stage, Nommanic back to Trainer Mode, Down Smash, another stock. Now, Odie-- Wait, what? SPAMMING WOOF MOBILES?! Oh no... okay, Nommanic throws his spear, and Side Specials to the OTHER ledge, the one that doesn't have WOOF Mobiles, and grabs the ledge, jumps, and turns to Trainer Mode, sends his Pokemon, which apparently are not affected by the Mobiles' hitboxes, and dies. Then, he stalls and uses his Pokemon to attack, starting with Surf by a Vaporeon, then Flamethrower and finally a DynamicPunch to end the match. Next,

STELLA
VS
GAMERGUY

*clickack cliklik click clac*

Mimi: Shoot. I should have seen this coming...

*clicliclicliclik lick click clackicklick*

Mimi: Uhh, okay, so after we finish this battle, I'm gonna change the rules, you CANNOT spam "Stay Stationary," "Fire Beam," the StarBlade, "Gigavolt," or "Electric Fence..." ... Ugh, this is gonna take a while.

(3 hours later...)

Mimi: ........................... Okay, you know what, time out, it's time for lunch.
(Everyone eats lunch.)

(After lunch...)
Mimi: Okay, one more...

EXPLORERS
VS
SEBASTIAN

Mimi: Now, for the battle--

*cliclickiilckilckilkciillckill*

Mimi: Ooh! A stock right off the--

*clikikiklikikcilikclkigiclikiclcikoikcuik*

Mimi: A shield break by Explorers, and--

*click ........... clickcilikcilikicklilkiclikclkilkcilkclilikclkcilckilckic*

Mimi: 2 to 2, and--

*clickiclciklkcilkcilciklilickckicliojusrybyutrcjsoiyucwriynyucneucawnirvnuwimotimauivmuwoclick*

Mimi: That's a lotta spamming... okay, both are on their final stock, and A SMASH BALL APPEARED!!

*cliclkiclkclkiliclckilckiCLICK*

Mimi: Explorers got the Smash Ball! But there's 5 seconds left...

5

(The cutscene starts)

4

(The attacks start)

3

(The attacks continue)

2

(The attacks start to stop)

1

(The final hit is delivered...)

TIME!

Mimi: And Explorers wins the final--
Sebastian: That Smash Ball Was A Glitch, Right?
So Why Are You Still Counting That?
Mimi: Uhh... I'm not. But! If we can't use that battle as a tie breaker, what WILL we use? You both have 18 points each, so we will use the Security Test to determine! Explorers passed, and you failed, so Explorers gets the win.
GamerGuy: That was the most biased thing I ever heard.
Mimi: ... Wait, how did you even know it was a GLITCH?!?
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Mimi: I'm glad to see you are all here, when I asked! Now, the winner of the Flower Cup is...
(drumroll, please!)
Mimi: EXPLORERS AND EXPLORER!!!
(Everyone golf claps, then stop after just 2 seconds.)
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Mimi: ...uhh...

Season 1
   Episode 10
       "This is my fanfic."
           THE END

...to...be...continued...

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