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Messages 1087 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs15606 pts ★ Master
battle5565 pts ★ Novice
United States
1. Spinning out after the countdown.
2. The start of any race.
3. Using your bob-omb in the middle of the pack.
4. Checkpoints that don't cover the entire track.
5. Got distracted by somebody's custom decor.
6. Trying to play with just the map.
7. Being the only non-Daisy in the room.
8. Blue-shelling yourself.
9. Green-shelling yourself
10. Being tricked by your own fake item box.
11. The infinite banana glitch.
12. Extremely skinny tracks.
13. Bad driving.
14. Bad items in low placements
15. Hard CPU's.
16. Red-shelled even with defense.
17. Shocked.
18. Hammered at the finish line like it's Mario Kart Wii.
19. Red shell failed to hit somebody right in front of you.
20. Person behind you has triple reds.
21. Hit while jumping over a pit.
22. Missing all the item boxes.
23. Getting a blooper.
24. The mud pit in Choco Island 2.
25. The mud pit in Luigi's Mansion.
26. The water in Koopa Beach 2.
27. The dash panels on Rainbow Road DS.
28. Missing the ground.
29. When the arrow keys decide not to work.
30. Lowering your VR rank.
31. Thinking that playing as Bowser or DK was a good idea.
32. Losing your star.
33. Thinking the jump pads on Rainbow Road GBA still function.
34. Trying to do standstills like it's Mario Kart Wii.
35. When cannons don't work properly.
36. Using mushrooms on any Rainbow Road track.
37. Not drifting.
38. Slow reflexes.
39. Hit by a starman.
40. Hit by a mega.
41. Hit by a bullet.
42. Custom tracks with impossible jumps.
43. Custom tracks with too many obstacles for anyone to finish.
44. Falling victim to a backspam.
45. Blooper actually worked.
46. Baby Park remakes.
47. Yoshi Valley remakes.
48. Thinking the Ribbon Road shortcut would work.
49. Bullet Bill leaves you in a bad spot.
50. Thinking there were walls in the SNES Bowser Castles.
51. Traffic courses with too many vehicles.
52. Thinking you can fire hop like in Mario Kart 8.
53. Vanilla Lake 2.
54. Trying to win by doing absolutely nothing. It's not Mario Party.
55. Hit in the off-road.

I would've done 100, but I couldn't think of enough.
joy6
Messages 2457 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs27192 pts ★ Legend
battle10076 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
MysteryMan wrote:
1. Spinning out after the countdown.
2. The start of any race.
3. Using your bob-omb in the middle of the pack.
4. Checkpoints that don't cover the entire track.
5. Got distracted by somebody's custom decor.
6. Trying to play with just the map.
7. Being the only non-Daisy in the room.
8. Blue-shelling yourself.
9. Green-shelling yourself
10. Being tricked by your own fake item box.
11. The infinite banana glitch.
12. Extremely skinny tracks.
13. Bad driving.
14. Bad items in low placements
15. Hard CPU's.
16. Red-shelled even with defense.
17. Shocked.
18. Hammered at the finish line like it's Mario Kart Wii.
19. Red shell failed to hit somebody right in front of you.
20. Person behind you has triple reds.
21. Hit while jumping over a pit.
22. Missing all the item boxes.
23. Getting a blooper.
24. The mud pit in Choco Island 2.
25. The mud pit in Luigi's Mansion.
26. The water in Koopa Beach 2.
27. The dash panels on Rainbow Road DS.
28. Missing the ground.
29. When the arrow keys decide not to work.
30. Lowering your VR rank.
31. Thinking that playing as Bowser or DK was a good idea.
32. Losing your star.
33. Thinking the jump pads on Rainbow Road GBA still function.
34. Trying to do standstills like it's Mario Kart Wii.
35. When cannons don't work properly.
36. Using mushrooms on any Rainbow Road track.
37. Not drifting.
38. Slow reflexes.
39. Hit by a starman.
40. Hit by a mega.
41. Hit by a bullet.
42. Custom tracks with impossible jumps.
43. Custom tracks with too many obstacles for anyone to finish.
44. Falling victim to a backspam.
45. Blooper actually worked.
46. Baby Park remakes.
47. Yoshi Valley remakes.
48. Thinking the Ribbon Road shortcut would work.
49. Bullet Bill leaves you in a bad spot.
50. Thinking there were walls in the SNES Bowser Castles.
51. Traffic courses with too many vehicles.
52. Thinking you can fire hop like in Mario Kart 8.
53. Vanilla Lake 2.
54. Trying to win by doing absolutely nothing. It's not Mario Party.
55. Hit in the off-road.

I would've done 100, but I couldn't think of enough.


11. The infinite banana glitch.


what infinite banana glitch?
Messages 1087 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs15606 pts ★ Master
battle5565 pts ★ Novice
United States
osc-omb wrote:
MysteryMan wrote:
1. Spinning out after the countdown.
2. The start of any race.
3. Using your bob-omb in the middle of the pack.
4. Checkpoints that don't cover the entire track.
5. Got distracted by somebody's custom decor.
6. Trying to play with just the map.
7. Being the only non-Daisy in the room.
8. Blue-shelling yourself.
9. Green-shelling yourself
10. Being tricked by your own fake item box.
11. The infinite banana glitch.
12. Extremely skinny tracks.
13. Bad driving.
14. Bad items in low placements
15. Hard CPU's.
16. Red-shelled even with defense.
17. Shocked.
18. Hammered at the finish line like it's Mario Kart Wii.
19. Red shell failed to hit somebody right in front of you.
20. Person behind you has triple reds.
21. Hit while jumping over a pit.
22. Missing all the item boxes.
23. Getting a blooper.
24. The mud pit in Choco Island 2.
25. The mud pit in Luigi's Mansion.
26. The water in Koopa Beach 2.
27. The dash panels on Rainbow Road DS.
28. Missing the ground.
29. When the arrow keys decide not to work.
30. Lowering your VR rank.
31. Thinking that playing as Bowser or DK was a good idea.
32. Losing your star.
33. Thinking the jump pads on Rainbow Road GBA still function.
34. Trying to do standstills like it's Mario Kart Wii.
35. When cannons don't work properly.
36. Using mushrooms on any Rainbow Road track.
37. Not drifting.
38. Slow reflexes.
39. Hit by a starman.
40. Hit by a mega.
41. Hit by a bullet.
42. Custom tracks with impossible jumps.
43. Custom tracks with too many obstacles for anyone to finish.
44. Falling victim to a backspam.
45. Blooper actually worked.
46. Baby Park remakes.
47. Yoshi Valley remakes.
48. Thinking the Ribbon Road shortcut would work.
49. Bullet Bill leaves you in a bad spot.
50. Thinking there were walls in the SNES Bowser Castles.
51. Traffic courses with too many vehicles.
52. Thinking you can fire hop like in Mario Kart 8.
53. Vanilla Lake 2.
54. Trying to win by doing absolutely nothing. It's not Mario Party.
55. Hit in the off-road.

I would've done 100, but I couldn't think of enough.


11. The infinite banana glitch.


what infinite banana glitch?

I don't know if it was patched or not, but when playing online, if somebody else dropped a banana, about a hundred other bananas would appear on your screen.
Messages 2457 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs27192 pts ★ Legend
battle10076 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
MysteryMan wrote:
osc-omb wrote:
MysteryMan wrote:
1. Spinning out after the countdown.
2. The start of any race.
3. Using your bob-omb in the middle of the pack.
4. Checkpoints that don't cover the entire track.
5. Got distracted by somebody's custom decor.
6. Trying to play with just the map.
7. Being the only non-Daisy in the room.
8. Blue-shelling yourself.
9. Green-shelling yourself
10. Being tricked by your own fake item box.
11. The infinite banana glitch.
12. Extremely skinny tracks.
13. Bad driving.
14. Bad items in low placements
15. Hard CPU's.
16. Red-shelled even with defense.
17. Shocked.
18. Hammered at the finish line like it's Mario Kart Wii.
19. Red shell failed to hit somebody right in front of you.
20. Person behind you has triple reds.
21. Hit while jumping over a pit.
22. Missing all the item boxes.
23. Getting a blooper.
24. The mud pit in Choco Island 2.
25. The mud pit in Luigi's Mansion.
26. The water in Koopa Beach 2.
27. The dash panels on Rainbow Road DS.
28. Missing the ground.
29. When the arrow keys decide not to work.
30. Lowering your VR rank.
31. Thinking that playing as Bowser or DK was a good idea.
32. Losing your star.
33. Thinking the jump pads on Rainbow Road GBA still function.
34. Trying to do standstills like it's Mario Kart Wii.
35. When cannons don't work properly.
36. Using mushrooms on any Rainbow Road track.
37. Not drifting.
38. Slow reflexes.
39. Hit by a starman.
40. Hit by a mega.
41. Hit by a bullet.
42. Custom tracks with impossible jumps.
43. Custom tracks with too many obstacles for anyone to finish.
44. Falling victim to a backspam.
45. Blooper actually worked.
46. Baby Park remakes.
47. Yoshi Valley remakes.
48. Thinking the Ribbon Road shortcut would work.
49. Bullet Bill leaves you in a bad spot.
50. Thinking there were walls in the SNES Bowser Castles.
51. Traffic courses with too many vehicles.
52. Thinking you can fire hop like in Mario Kart 8.
53. Vanilla Lake 2.
54. Trying to win by doing absolutely nothing. It's not Mario Party.
55. Hit in the off-road.

I would've done 100, but I couldn't think of enough.


11. The infinite banana glitch.


what infinite banana glitch?

I don't know if it was patched or not, but when playing online, if somebody else dropped a banana, about a hundred other bananas would appear on your screen.



idk what that is do you have a video?
Messages 3323 - King Mario King Mario
vs66519 pts ★ Titan
battle13296 pts ★ Champion
Japan
osc-omb wrote:
MysteryMan wrote:
osc-omb wrote:
MysteryMan wrote:
1. Spinning out after the countdown.
2. The start of any race.
3. Using your bob-omb in the middle of the pack.
4. Checkpoints that don't cover the entire track.
5. Got distracted by somebody's custom decor.
6. Trying to play with just the map.
7. Being the only non-Daisy in the room.
8. Blue-shelling yourself.
9. Green-shelling yourself
10. Being tricked by your own fake item box.
11. The infinite banana glitch.
12. Extremely skinny tracks.
13. Bad driving.
14. Bad items in low placements
15. Hard CPU's.
16. Red-shelled even with defense.
17. Shocked.
18. Hammered at the finish line like it's Mario Kart Wii.
19. Red shell failed to hit somebody right in front of you.
20. Person behind you has triple reds.
21. Hit while jumping over a pit.
22. Missing all the item boxes.
23. Getting a blooper.
24. The mud pit in Choco Island 2.
25. The mud pit in Luigi's Mansion.
26. The water in Koopa Beach 2.
27. The dash panels on Rainbow Road DS.
28. Missing the ground.
29. When the arrow keys decide not to work.
30. Lowering your VR rank.
31. Thinking that playing as Bowser or DK was a good idea.
32. Losing your star.
33. Thinking the jump pads on Rainbow Road GBA still function.
34. Trying to do standstills like it's Mario Kart Wii.
35. When cannons don't work properly.
36. Using mushrooms on any Rainbow Road track.
37. Not drifting.
38. Slow reflexes.
39. Hit by a starman.
40. Hit by a mega.
41. Hit by a bullet.
42. Custom tracks with impossible jumps.
43. Custom tracks with too many obstacles for anyone to finish.
44. Falling victim to a backspam.
45. Blooper actually worked.
46. Baby Park remakes.
47. Yoshi Valley remakes.
48. Thinking the Ribbon Road shortcut would work.
49. Bullet Bill leaves you in a bad spot.
50. Thinking there were walls in the SNES Bowser Castles.
51. Traffic courses with too many vehicles.
52. Thinking you can fire hop like in Mario Kart 8.
53. Vanilla Lake 2.
54. Trying to win by doing absolutely nothing. It's not Mario Party.
55. Hit in the off-road.

I would've done 100, but I couldn't think of enough.


11. The infinite banana glitch.


what infinite banana glitch?

I don't know if it was patched or not, but when playing online, if somebody else dropped a banana, about a hundred other bananas would appear on your screen.



idk what that is do you have a video?
ik someone who has screenshots not only bananas but reds and greens

Messages 1034 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs29534 pts ★ Legend
battle6835 pts ★ Racer
Australia
Another way to fail that I just did trying to verify a challenge...

Going behind another racer who had a red shell thinking they will throw it forward but throws it behind instead.
joy2
Messages 88 - Boo Boo
vs7585 pts ★ Racer
battle5353 pts ★ Novice
Canada
Custom tracks with impossible jumps.


HOW DO YOU CREATE A CUSTOM TRACK WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE JUMP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Messages 2457 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs27192 pts ★ Legend
battle10076 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
Eth wrote:
Custom tracks with impossible jumps.


HOW DO YOU CREATE A CUSTOM TRACK WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE JUMP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

By, idk, making a jump that, idk, you can't make it the whole way across?
Messages 556 - Mario Mario
vs183066 pts ★ Superstar
battle29631 pts ★ Legend
United Arab Emirates
MysteryMan wrote:
osc-omb wrote:
MysteryMan wrote:
1. Spinning out after the countdown.
2. The start of any race.
3. Using your bob-omb in the middle of the pack.
4. Checkpoints that don't cover the entire track.
5. Got distracted by somebody's custom decor.
6. Trying to play with just the map.
7. Being the only non-Daisy in the room.
8. Blue-shelling yourself.
9. Green-shelling yourself
10. Being tricked by your own fake item box.
11. The infinite banana glitch.
12. Extremely skinny tracks.
13. Bad driving.
14. Bad items in low placements
15. Hard CPU's.
16. Red-shelled even with defense.
17. Shocked.
18. Hammered at the finish line like it's Mario Kart Wii.
19. Red shell failed to hit somebody right in front of you.
20. Person behind you has triple reds.
21. Hit while jumping over a pit.
22. Missing all the item boxes.
23. Getting a blooper.
24. The mud pit in Choco Island 2.
25. The mud pit in Luigi's Mansion.
26. The water in Koopa Beach 2.
27. The dash panels on Rainbow Road DS.
28. Missing the ground.
29. When the arrow keys decide not to work.
30. Lowering your VR rank.
31. Thinking that playing as Bowser or DK was a good idea.
32. Losing your star.
33. Thinking the jump pads on Rainbow Road GBA still function.
34. Trying to do standstills like it's Mario Kart Wii.
35. When cannons don't work properly.
36. Using mushrooms on any Rainbow Road track.
37. Not drifting.
38. Slow reflexes.
39. Hit by a starman.
40. Hit by a mega.
41. Hit by a bullet.
42. Custom tracks with impossible jumps.
43. Custom tracks with too many obstacles for anyone to finish.
44. Falling victim to a backspam.
45. Blooper actually worked.
46. Baby Park remakes.
47. Yoshi Valley remakes.
48. Thinking the Ribbon Road shortcut would work.
49. Bullet Bill leaves you in a bad spot.
50. Thinking there were walls in the SNES Bowser Castles.
51. Traffic courses with too many vehicles.
52. Thinking you can fire hop like in Mario Kart 8.
53. Vanilla Lake 2.
54. Trying to win by doing absolutely nothing. It's not Mario Party.
55. Hit in the off-road.

I would've done 100, but I couldn't think of enough.


11. The infinite banana glitch.


what infinite banana glitch?

I don't know if it was patched or not, but when playing online, if somebody else dropped a banana, about a hundred other bananas would appear on your screen.


Yes, the 1000 item glitch has been patched since long time, don't worry and also, I remember B_C having screenshots of that but don't worry, this glitch is already patched and it will never happened again.
Messages 3323 - King Mario King Mario
vs66519 pts ★ Titan
battle13296 pts ★ Champion
Japan
CH_omP wrote:
MysteryMan wrote:
osc-omb wrote:
MysteryMan wrote:
1. Spinning out after the countdown.
2. The start of any race.
3. Using your bob-omb in the middle of the pack.
4. Checkpoints that don't cover the entire track.
5. Got distracted by somebody's custom decor.
6. Trying to play with just the map.
7. Being the only non-Daisy in the room.
8. Blue-shelling yourself.
9. Green-shelling yourself
10. Being tricked by your own fake item box.
11. The infinite banana glitch.
12. Extremely skinny tracks.
13. Bad driving.
14. Bad items in low placements
15. Hard CPU's.
16. Red-shelled even with defense.
17. Shocked.
18. Hammered at the finish line like it's Mario Kart Wii.
19. Red shell failed to hit somebody right in front of you.
20. Person behind you has triple reds.
21. Hit while jumping over a pit.
22. Missing all the item boxes.
23. Getting a blooper.
24. The mud pit in Choco Island 2.
25. The mud pit in Luigi's Mansion.
26. The water in Koopa Beach 2.
27. The dash panels on Rainbow Road DS.
28. Missing the ground.
29. When the arrow keys decide not to work.
30. Lowering your VR rank.
31. Thinking that playing as Bowser or DK was a good idea.
32. Losing your star.
33. Thinking the jump pads on Rainbow Road GBA still function.
34. Trying to do standstills like it's Mario Kart Wii.
35. When cannons don't work properly.
36. Using mushrooms on any Rainbow Road track.
37. Not drifting.
38. Slow reflexes.
39. Hit by a starman.
40. Hit by a mega.
41. Hit by a bullet.
42. Custom tracks with impossible jumps.
43. Custom tracks with too many obstacles for anyone to finish.
44. Falling victim to a backspam.
45. Blooper actually worked.
46. Baby Park remakes.
47. Yoshi Valley remakes.
48. Thinking the Ribbon Road shortcut would work.
49. Bullet Bill leaves you in a bad spot.
50. Thinking there were walls in the SNES Bowser Castles.
51. Traffic courses with too many vehicles.
52. Thinking you can fire hop like in Mario Kart 8.
53. Vanilla Lake 2.
54. Trying to win by doing absolutely nothing. It's not Mario Party.
55. Hit in the off-road.

I would've done 100, but I couldn't think of enough.


11. The infinite banana glitch.


what infinite banana glitch?

I don't know if it was patched or not, but when playing online, if somebody else dropped a banana, about a hundred other bananas would appear on your screen.


Yes, the 1000 item glitch has been patched since long time, don't worry and also, I remember B_C having screenshots of that but don't worry, this glitch is already patched and it will never happened again.
if i remember correctly, its been patched for 10 months now

Messages 275 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
vs35837 pts ★ Legend
battle10899 pts ★ Champion
United States
LMAO, also having a banana and getting redshelled from behind anyway.
Messages 254 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
vs13491 pts ★ Champion
battle5647 pts ★ Novice
United States
57 Trying to beat CH_omP
(masterahmad764)
he is the best at this game
Messages 737 - Mario Mario
vs59421 pts ★ Titan
battle12814 pts ★ Champion
Venezuela
?? - Playing online with less thank 500kbps
Messages 3323 - King Mario King Mario
vs66519 pts ★ Titan
battle13296 pts ★ Champion
Japan
doing shotcuts and strats correctly and then miss a checkpoint
Messages 254 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
vs13491 pts ★ Champion
battle5647 pts ★ Novice
United States
getting arrested for playing while drunk
B
Messages 2590 - King Mario King Mario
Don't forget the ultimate fail: laggy player

There is an another fail who not famous: playing battle when I am here
Messages 88 - Boo Boo
vs7585 pts ★ Racer
battle5353 pts ★ Novice
Canada
osc-omb wrote:
Eth wrote:
Custom tracks with impossible jumps.


HOW DO YOU CREATE A CUSTOM TRACK WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE JUMP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

By, idk, making a jump that, idk, you can't make it the whole way across?


OK. That was simple.
C
Messages 545 - Mario Mario
vs30930 pts ★ Legend
battle12902 pts ★ Champion
Antarctica
One way to fail is for the building you are in to catch on fire, the fire alarm and being burned would be distracting, expecially on the harder courses.

Also you could accidentally hit the space bar instead of C when you have a bomb, and throw it forward when you meant to lay it backwards (back bombs are way more effective, forward bombs result in sniping yourself)
Messages 89 - Boo Boo
vs5666 pts ★ Novice
battle5092 pts ★ Novice
United States
circuit111 wrote:
One way to fail is for the building you are in to catch on fire, the fire alarm and being burned would be distracting, expecially on the harder courses.

what the hell
C
Messages 545 - Mario Mario
vs30930 pts ★ Legend
battle12902 pts ★ Champion
Antarctica
vaqu wrote:
circuit111 wrote:
One way to fail is for the building you are in to catch on fire, the fire alarm and being burned would be distracting, expecially on the harder courses.

what the hell

Don't you see how being burned could be distracting on hard tracks, also having to evacuate while trying to time blue shell dodges is annoying

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