What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-11-11 at 19:28:06
EA sports: its in the game
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1On 2025-11-11 at 19:43:06
HEY MOTHAF***ER- COME AND GIVE ME YOUR LIVER *weird noise* - a mario meme i saw
1On 2025-11-11 at 19:56:19
HEY, ITS SUPER MARIO FOR THE PS4. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS SUPER LUIGI FOR THE XBOX 1. WAHOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS TOAD FOR STEAM. AHHHHHHHHHH
HEY, ITS WARIO LAND FOR PC. WAHAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY, ITS WALUIGI FOR THE ATARI 2600. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
another mario meme i saw
(imagine this really loud with each characters voice. thats basically the meme)
HEY, ITS SUPER LUIGI FOR THE XBOX 1. WAHOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS TOAD FOR STEAM. AHHHHHHHHHH
HEY, ITS WARIO LAND FOR PC. WAHAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY, ITS WALUIGI FOR THE ATARI 2600. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
another mario meme i saw
(imagine this really loud with each characters voice. thats basically the meme)
1On 2025-11-19 at 15:18:21
also i have 1+1=3 for some reason stuck in my head
On 2025-11-19 at 18:23:10
HEY, ITS SUPER MARIO FOR THE PS4. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS SUPER LUIGI FOR THE XBOX 1. WAHOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS TOAD FOR STEAM. AHHHHHHHHHH
HEY, ITS WARIO FOR TABLET. WAHAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY, ITS WALUIGI FOR THE PC. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
another mario meme i saw
(imagine this really loud with each characters voice. thats basically the meme)
HEY, ITS SUPER LUIGI FOR THE XBOX 1. WAHOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS TOAD FOR STEAM. AHHHHHHHHHH
HEY, ITS WARIO FOR TABLET. WAHAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY, ITS WALUIGI FOR THE PC. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
another mario meme i saw
(imagine this really loud with each characters voice. thats basically the meme)
its actually WARIO LAND ON THE PC and WALUIGI ON THE ATARI 2600
On 2025-11-19 at 18:27:41
"Oh vroom! Get those wheels as hot as Phoenix Flames!"
On 2025-11-19 at 19:45:13
HEY, ITS SUPER MARIO FOR THE PS4. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS SUPER LUIGI FOR THE XBOX 1. WAHOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS TOAD FOR STEAM. AHHHHHHHHHH
HEY, ITS WARIO FOR TABLET. WAHAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY, ITS WALUIGI FOR THE PC. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
another mario meme i saw
(imagine this really loud with each characters voice. thats basically the meme)
HEY, ITS SUPER LUIGI FOR THE XBOX 1. WAHOOOOOOOOOO
HEY, ITS TOAD FOR STEAM. AHHHHHHHHHH
HEY, ITS WARIO FOR TABLET. WAHAAAAAAAAAAA
HEY, ITS WALUIGI FOR THE PC. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
another mario meme i saw
(imagine this really loud with each characters voice. thats basically the meme)
its actually WARIO LAND ON THE PC and WALUIGI ON THE ATARI 2600
k good to know
On 2025-11-19 at 21:37:21
I think of
OH CRUD I THINK I LEFT MY COMPUTER OPEN AND AN IMAGE IS ON IT
OH CRUD I THINK I LEFT MY COMPUTER OPEN AND AN IMAGE IS ON IT
On 2025-11-19 at 21:38:36
also i have 1+1=3 for some reason stuck in my head
Bro I got 2+2=5 for an odd reason
On 2025-11-19 at 23:07:21
1. imagine if ninja got a low taper faaa-
2. this thing:
3. did you know that if you are combing your hair, you should use a comb and not a 2018 toyota corolla? This is because a 2018 Toyota corolla is actually a car, not a comb. Instead you should use a comb because a comb is the most effective tool for combing your hair.
2. this thing:
3. did you know that if you are combing your hair, you should use a comb and not a 2018 toyota corolla? This is because a 2018 Toyota corolla is actually a car, not a comb. Instead you should use a comb because a comb is the most effective tool for combing your hair.
On 2025-11-21 at 11:00:11
"You can waste your allowance and piss in the snow later, this is important."
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
On 2025-12-14 at 11:35:01
"Hello I'd like to order 6 chicken nuggets"
"Why?"
"What do you mean why-"
"So why are you called James when you're just one guy?"
"What the fuck are you doing here-"
"Shouldn't it be just Jame?"
"Pokemon got weird dude.. I liked it better when it was just sludge and rats"
"Where you from bro"
"..Michael"
"Well I would prove it but there's kind of no gorilla"
thud
"Gorilla."
"OH-"
"my nonbinary opp think they them 😂"
"Congrats you have reached your destination. Barbeque chicken alert! Barbeque chicken alert!"
"To move on, you have to defeat all the goopy plunges in the area"
"Oh my god Erick was made by Derick bro"
"What are you doing to Nikola Tesla?!"
"I killed his entire staff and stole a top secret classified weapon"
"We can still make Ralsei do our homework in the Dark World!"
later
"I am Homework Jones!! Solve my puzzles and problems!!"
"I really don't know what you thought would happen"
"They sell cake sticks in the shape of cat tails, but they're kinda too straight. So yeah, I'm just gonna go home and play Nintendogs: Labrador and Friends"
"buttered blud 🤔"
"The purple one."
"What do you mean?"
"The skittle."
"Where do I go from here? Ohhh right The Disney Channel-"
"how do i get out of the fbi most wanted list"
"Why?"
"What do you mean why-"
"So why are you called James when you're just one guy?"
"What the fuck are you doing here-"
"Shouldn't it be just Jame?"
"Pokemon got weird dude.. I liked it better when it was just sludge and rats"
"Where you from bro"
"..Michael"
"Well I would prove it but there's kind of no gorilla"
thud
"Gorilla."
"OH-"
"my nonbinary opp think they them 😂"
"Congrats you have reached your destination. Barbeque chicken alert! Barbeque chicken alert!"
"To move on, you have to defeat all the goopy plunges in the area"
"Oh my god Erick was made by Derick bro"
"What are you doing to Nikola Tesla?!"
"I killed his entire staff and stole a top secret classified weapon"
"We can still make Ralsei do our homework in the Dark World!"
later
"I am Homework Jones!! Solve my puzzles and problems!!"
"I really don't know what you thought would happen"
"They sell cake sticks in the shape of cat tails, but they're kinda too straight. So yeah, I'm just gonna go home and play Nintendogs: Labrador and Friends"
"buttered blud 🤔"
"The purple one."
"What do you mean?"
"The skittle."
"Where do I go from here? Ohhh right The Disney Channel-"
"how do i get out of the fbi most wanted list"
11On 2025-12-14 at 11:57:59
The winner on "rock, paper, scissors" decides the turn order.
On 2025-12-14 at 15:35:14
"History is written by the victor!"
"Great. There's a writing assignment, too."
"Great. There's a writing assignment, too."
On 2025-12-16 at 08:30:40
"The choice is yours, Raiden: be gay or do crime"
"Snake, you know I have a girlfri-"
"That doesn't mean anything"
"Snake, you know I have a girlfri-"
"That doesn't mean anything"
1On 2025-12-16 at 12:03:17
Well,there is a man in the MKPC forum.
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On 2026-01-04 at 15:33:26
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On 2026-01-06 at 03:23:34
"My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
-Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, 1994
-Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, 1994
1On 2026-01-06 at 08:34:49
"WHAT THE HELL IS A FUNCTIONING HEALTHCARE SYSTEM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"