-Jade-'s profile

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115 followers

136 following

11738 pts - Champion^[?] - 3236^th

6099 pts - Racer^[?] - 905^th

198 pts - 106 challenges won - 274^th

150cc: 14 pts - 6 records - 1865^th

115 created circuits - 19 cups

3 challenges created

34 shared characters

616 comments on circuits

320 topics followed

About

Description:

Hey y'all! I'm Jade, a random maverique gal from western Ireland who found this site one day in 2013 but didn't understand a word of French so didn't join until 9 years later xD

Pronouns: Ze/zir / She/her

I'm happy to talk but please don't be unnecessarily rude or I'll just ignore you, and don't request for me to play online because I'll just reject the invitation (I'm currently on a dinosaur laptop xD)

Some friends:

Hazel - My girlfriend since late 2023, has helped me through quite literally everything, good and bad

Invu - Potentially my best friend since late 2022, he helped me out when I was at my lowest and wasn't afraid to call me out on my bs when I was being an asshole

SuperYoshiKart - One of my best friends since 2023 and an amazing track creator

FoxgirlThing - Everything is a political allegory to her but I find that funny, she's a great friend

I'm too tired rn I'll add everyone else later xD

Guatemala

17 years old (Born on 2008-12-11)

Registered since 2022-08-19

Last connection: 2026-07-29

Advent Calendar 2024^[?] : Snowy Flake

Advent Calendar 2023^[?] : Snowy Flake

Mario Kart World Cup 2023^[?] : Correct winner (MKT) - Japan

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-Jade-

11738 pts ★ Champion

6099 pts ★ Racer

Guatemala

Yesterday at 14:06:44 in What is your favourite Mario Kar...

Ranking of every one I've played (excluding the Arcade ones):

1 - Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
2 - Mario Kart Wii
3 - Mario Kart: Super Circuit
4 - Mario Kart 7
5 - Mario Kart 8 / Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
6 - Mario Kart DS
7 - Mario Kart Tour
8 - Super Mario Kart
9 - Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit
10 - Mario Kart 64

Mario Kart World will probably become my favourite after I get a Switch 2 tho

-Jade-

11738 pts ★ Champion

6099 pts ★ Racer

Guatemala

On 2026-07-27 at 16:47:16 in (Game) I give a life to Bowser.....

Kinsley_ wrote:

MR_BABY_MARIO wrote:

-Jade- wrote:

-MarioNLuigi- wrote:

MKMaker_ wrote:

Electric_Guitar_Koopa wrote:

Neowave wrote:

TurboToadette wrote:

Jae wrote:

TurboToadette wrote:

Wish granted but you cant use them nor say them

Wish granted, but... Oh? There was no wish?

to Bowser and TurboToadette makes a wish.

Wish granted ig… i dont really know how bowser would minimize this so here ya go:

I give a life to Bowser, and intern i want more DK and Pauline costumes in MKWorld

Wish granted but the new costumes make their skin purple and there bodies really fat and ugly.

to Bowser so that I can get a dollar every single second

Wish granted, but you also lose 10 dollars every 10 seconds. Spend it quick!!!

to Bowser and I finally figure out what Gamba is.

EDIT: also I am on the 90th page; I feel like that's somewhat impressive

Wish granted, Gamba no longer exists to anyone but you

I give a life to Bowser and everyone has the same music taste as me

wish granted but music no longer exists.

i give a life and i recover from the lobotomy i got from invu's penalty

Wish granted but as a result your prefrontal cortex gradually deteriorates

to Bowser and Fangamer finally releases Aqua Deltarune and Pink Deltarune plushies

Wish granted but there 400,000 dollars

bowser that bear alpha gets more poeple to play

Wish granted, but BEAR (Alpha) is now owned by EA and so is the rest of Roblox and every game on it, so the fans are going to scream about paywall.

to Bowser, and MKPC now has Cloudflare to prevent shitty adbots that promote phishing gambling sites and better account verification to prevent hackers.

Since I've already given

to Bowser:

Wish granted but Cloudflare is down for the first year it gets integrated

-Jade-

11738 pts ★ Champion

6099 pts ★ Racer

Guatemala

On 2026-07-27 at 16:45:53 in (Game) I give a life to Bowser.....

MR_BABY_MARIO wrote:

-Jade- wrote:

-MarioNLuigi- wrote:

MKMaker_ wrote:

Electric_Guitar_Koopa wrote:

Neowave wrote:

TurboToadette wrote:

Jae wrote:

TurboToadette wrote:

Wish granted but you cant use them nor say them

Wish granted, but... Oh? There was no wish?

to Bowser and TurboToadette makes a wish.

Wish granted ig… i dont really know how bowser would minimize this so here ya go:

I give a life to Bowser, and intern i want more DK and Pauline costumes in MKWorld

Wish granted but the new costumes make their skin purple and there bodies really fat and ugly.

to Bowser so that I can get a dollar every single second

Wish granted, but you also lose 10 dollars every 10 seconds. Spend it quick!!!

to Bowser and I finally figure out what Gamba is.

EDIT: also I am on the 90th page; I feel like that's somewhat impressive

Wish granted, Gamba no longer exists to anyone but you

I give a life to Bowser and everyone has the same music taste as me

wish granted but music no longer exists.

i give a life and i recover from the lobotomy i got from invu's penalty

Wish granted but as a result your prefrontal cortex gradually deteriorates

to Bowser and Fangamer finally releases Aqua Deltarune and Pink Deltarune plushies

Wish granted but there 400,000 dollars

bowser that bear alpha gets more poeple to play

~~Wrong "they're" and I'm European but thanks for the free $400K ig~~

Wish granted but everyone who plays with you leaves the second they join

to Bowser and I get bat wings