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95 followers 
138 following 
11738 pts - Champion[?] - 3278th
6099 pts - Racer[?] - 913th
230 pts - 111 challenges won - 249th
150cc: 14 pts - 6 records - 1892nd
123 created circuits - 21 cups
3 challenges created
34 shared characters
652 comments on circuits
321 topics followed
About
Description:
Please do not ship me with anyone, I cannot believe I have to say this (@Ashleigh is my gf and I love her so much we are diamoricmaxxing)
O French fry on the floor
It's you that I adore
Greasy and salty and lots, lots more
Random bullshit JukeBox link go https://tinyurl.com/23b2akvu
I use ze/zir or xe/xem pronouns
Btw I'm transfemme + bigender maverique and agender (because some people haven't gotten the memo about assuming people's genders apparently)
I don't really do much here tbh, I'm mostly working on some personal projects (DM me if you want access to the Dragon Blazers server)
Mixed race (Irish / Indigenous Guatemalan / Lebanese) if you're interested (hholy shit...... I'm a Lebanese lesbian........ I'm Lesbianese........... /silly)
O French fry on the floor
It's you that I adore
Greasy and salty and lots, lots more
Random bullshit JukeBox link go https://tinyurl.com/23b2akvu
I use ze/zir or xe/xem pronouns
Btw I'm transfemme + bigender maverique and agender (because some people haven't gotten the memo about assuming people's genders apparently)
I don't really do much here tbh, I'm mostly working on some personal projects (DM me if you want access to the Dragon Blazers server)
Mixed race (Irish / Indigenous Guatemalan / Lebanese) if you're interested (hholy shit...... I'm a Lebanese lesbian........ I'm Lesbianese........... /silly)
Ireland
17 years old
(Born on 2008-12-11)
Registered since 2022-08-19
Last connection: 2026-10-28
Advent Calendar 2024[?]: Snowy Flake
Advent Calendar 2023[?]: Snowy Flake
Mario Kart World Cup 2023[?]: Correct winner (MKT) - Japan
Latest messages on the forum:
Yesterday at 11:13:44 in What weird quotes do you randoml...
"Careful how you take them out, Raly. You don't wanna catch their Jaronavirus."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
"The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to Daddy December"
"Great now I have to shame ALL of IRELAND"
"My mother ate the Berlin Wall"
"Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard"
"Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol."
"I had my entire night paid for yesterday and ended up in an apartment making out with a guy, there is no okay"
"His name is Gene Yuss? Brother get over yourself, you're playing golf"
"I got you a cake with all your favorite accessories! Like hair!"
"Just a little while ago he moved a ship THIS big, and I said, "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: "King Bowser Koopa you got a small ship it's the size of this walnut expect way smaller-" wait wrong franchise"
"Susie why do we exist"
"Hype moments and aura"
"Type shit"
"So he's a narcissistic loser? Awesome"
"DO NOT buy the new iPhone. It won't survive when you inevitably bend it on purpose and drop it from 1000ft. Literally unusable."
"Rockstar Bonnie looks gay"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
"The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to Daddy December"
"Great now I have to shame ALL of IRELAND"
"My mother ate the Berlin Wall"
"Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard"
"Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol."
"I had my entire night paid for yesterday and ended up in an apartment making out with a guy, there is no okay"
"His name is Gene Yuss? Brother get over yourself, you're playing golf"
"I got you a cake with all your favorite accessories! Like hair!"
"Just a little while ago he moved a ship THIS big, and I said, "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: "King Bowser Koopa you got a small ship it's the size of this walnut expect way smaller-" wait wrong franchise"
"Susie why do we exist"
"Hype moments and aura"
"Type shit"
"So he's a narcissistic loser? Awesome"
"DO NOT buy the new iPhone. It won't survive when you inevitably bend it on purpose and drop it from 1000ft. Literally unusable."
"Rockstar Bonnie looks gay"
On 2026-10-26 at 11:00:49 in What weird quotes do you randoml...
"Well it's a good job she didn't do it 'cause the Roaring would've happened."
"The what?"
"The Roaring!"
"ThE ROaRinG!1!1!11"
"It ain't funny, man. Lightners and Darkners will die."
"Oh no, watch out, it's tHe rOaRiNg!1!1!11!1!!!1"
"But- people will die!"
"God, you're a buzzkill."
"The Roaring Knight is trying to start the Roaring, basically."
"THe RoARiNg!!1!!!1!1!11!1"
"Where have you been?"
"Trying to get with Noelle."
"Did it work?"
"We rode a ferris wheel-"
"So no, then."
"What's your project about?"
"Helloooo!! :3"
"Oh, cool."
"What do you call a dinosaur that smells of beef and cheese?"
"Your mom."
"DAMN IT-"
"What? Where's Susie?"
"Why? Who cares? She smells of beef, anyway."
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YA SMELLY LITTLE TRAMP!"
"Susie!"
"I knew I could smell beef somewhere... what do I say... BEEFAGE!"
"What?"
"BEEFAGE!"
"It's just- I suck at stim- oh, fuck."
"The what?"
"The Roaring!"
"ThE ROaRinG!1!1!11"
"It ain't funny, man. Lightners and Darkners will die."
"Oh no, watch out, it's tHe rOaRiNg!1!1!11!1!!!1"
"But- people will die!"
"God, you're a buzzkill."
"The Roaring Knight is trying to start the Roaring, basically."
"THe RoARiNg!!1!!!1!1!11!1"
"Where have you been?"
"Trying to get with Noelle."
"Did it work?"
"We rode a ferris wheel-"
"So no, then."
"What's your project about?"
"Helloooo!! :3"
"Oh, cool."
"What do you call a dinosaur that smells of beef and cheese?"
"Your mom."
"DAMN IT-"
"What? Where's Susie?"
"Why? Who cares? She smells of beef, anyway."
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YA SMELLY LITTLE TRAMP!"
"Susie!"
"I knew I could smell beef somewhere... what do I say... BEEFAGE!"
"What?"
"BEEFAGE!"
"It's just- I suck at stim- oh, fuck."
On 2026-10-26 at 08:49:59 in Unpopular opinions/Hot takes
1. Cringe is completely subjective, I genuinely don't care how much someone "embarrasses" themselves on the internet so long as they're a decent person
2. iPhone users are genuinely just paying for a better camera with worse battery life
3. Rom-com is the best movie genre aside from horror
4. Pink Gold Peach is a good character
5. Snow Land is the best track in Super Circuit
6. Furries are actually chill it's not that deep
7. Brown is a good colour (not the best but still good)
2. iPhone users are genuinely just paying for a better camera with worse battery life
3. Rom-com is the best movie genre aside from horror
4. Pink Gold Peach is a good character
5. Snow Land is the best track in Super Circuit
6. Furries are actually chill it's not that deep
7. Brown is a good colour (not the best but still good)
3
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Best created circuits:
Candyland Campsite    22 | PHENOMENA Pixel (ft. Peach) 14 | Cedar Falls 36 | Obake City 19 | Raven's Talon Ruins 14 |
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Best created challenges:
Vs. King Boo
Vs. King Boo: Destroy all Floating KB with 1 participant, without falling, without losing any balloons, with Luigi, in less than 30s, with 1 balloon or more
Medium Toad's Factory R
Toad's Factory: Complete one lap in reverse in Time Trial mode, with Toad, in less than 30s
Medium Vs. Jade and Kandice
Candyland Campsite: Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc mirror, without being hit by a fake item box, a banana, a green shell or a bobomb, in impossible mode, with 3 participants, without falling, without touching any Lollipop, Werwolf nor Candy Clown
No teams
Difficult See all their challenges
Last circuit comments:
Rating go up :3
(5/5)
(5/5)
In Cycad Oaklands on 2026-10-15 at 17:30:52I mean to be fair you are the guy who review bombs people's tracks for no reason I shouldn't be surprised
In 67 Circuit on 2026-10-14 at 05:15:14Ok man it's just a shitty meme please let people enjoy this track if they like it
Anyway 3/5 it's a pretty decent track but it feels like this was sort of haphazardly put together...? Idk how to put it
Anyway 3/5 it's a pretty decent track but it feels like this was sort of haphazardly put together...? Idk how to put it
In 67 Circuit on 2026-10-14 at 04:37:36See all their comments
Last completed challenges:
Escaping The Matrix
Untitled Test Track: Escape
Easy SELECT ME IF YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wal68's Test Arena:
Impossible 45 Minute Timer
GCN Bowser Castle (VERY HARD): Complete the track in less than 45:00
Difficult See all completed challenges
Best time trial records:
| Rank | Class | Circuit | Character | Time |
| 530th | 150cc | Desert Hills |
|
1:25:344 |
| 547th | 150cc | Lakeside Park |
|
2:16:821 |
| 1147th | 150cc | Koopa Beach 1 |
|
0:51:579 |
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