What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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On 2024-04-28 at 11:21:33
Are there any times where you just think of a random quote you heard?
Every so often I'll just think of quotes such as:
"Your brain is made of bad meat."
"No It's good."
"In 1922 Steven Poplawski was the first man to mount an agitating element into a simple glass container."
"Wow cool"
"The margins on a 99 pence blender would be 29 pounds in the red."
"Margins. And such margins should marginalise my right to buy a blender for 99p."
"That's not your right! That's not anybodies right!"
All of this is like, half of what's said in a minute long video.
Every so often I'll just think of quotes such as:
"Your brain is made of bad meat."
"No It's good."
"In 1922 Steven Poplawski was the first man to mount an agitating element into a simple glass container."
"Wow cool"
"The margins on a 99 pence blender would be 29 pounds in the red."
"Margins. And such margins should marginalise my right to buy a blender for 99p."
"That's not your right! That's not anybodies right!"
All of this is like, half of what's said in a minute long video.
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5368 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-04-28 at 11:23:41
“OH! DID U GET THE BROOMC LOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVURITE XD1!”
1On 2024-04-28 at 11:50:22
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9On 2024-04-28 at 15:17:21
"yo this c4 jerky aint that ba- *boom*"
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On 2024-04-28 at 17:19:05
"I exist to serve."
An actual quote. So depressing it's funny
An actual quote. So depressing it's funny
On 2024-04-28 at 18:08:05
im a loser
On 2024-04-30 at 19:45:10
"i may be 29 years old with dementia but i may be 29 years old with dementia" - StanleyMOV 2024
10On 2024-04-30 at 20:02:10
"i may be 29 years old with dementia but i may be 29 years old with dementia" - StanleyMOV 2024
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On 2024-05-05 at 21:45:28
I don't think of these raondomly but a site I frequent always displays a random quote on top of the front page and they're quite neat imo. The one I got just now was "Don't piss me off, I'm out of places to hide bodies."
On 2024-05-06 at 04:17:45
"A DMG means 1989 game boy. yeah I'll take that."
"discord is for babies. Yea bro wut."
"Poop is a drink. CHANGE MY MIND."
"discord is for babies. Yea bro wut."
"Poop is a drink. CHANGE MY MIND."
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43On 2024-05-06 at 04:43:46
Oh Boy...
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
On 2024-05-06 at 08:12:39
"HEY STUPID!" YOUR LISTENING TO *explosion* 102.3 *metal pipe earrape sfx* WARIOWARE FM! *explosion again* WHERE WE FIND NOTHING BUT MICROTUNES, MICROTUNES AND MORE MICROTUNES!! *microgame start jingle* THIS AINT YOUR MUSHROOM PRINCESS'S STATION *imagine dragons plays in the background*"
8On 2024-05-06 at 11:24:15
"Bide the Wiccan Laws we must
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
On 2024-05-06 at 16:50:43
"QUICK, DON'T THINK ABOUT KITTENS!"
On 2024-05-06 at 17:06:46
i love this one roblox meme where this one guy stands in front of a bunch of pride flags and says "where mexico"
On 2024-05-07 at 21:39:15
"fabric of reality, Garfi- *nom* -HEGFJGWGMDGHAWFHAWGFMHWA"
On 2024-05-07 at 21:45:51
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
5On 2024-05-07 at 21:47:39
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
Lore >>>>>>> vore 100%
On 2024-05-07 at 22:41:37
"Don't worry! Megaman drops January 7th! Listen!"