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"It doesn't matter if your pronouns are he/him, she/her or they/them, because, at the end of the day, it's night!"

"You know, I don't even believe anything, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE! YOU'RE A FLUKE!"

"I hear voices inside my head ;( they tell me to eat my veggies D:"

"Next level starts, and we're in Japan. There's a secret boss called Hatsune Miku. Then we open her up like a can of sardines! *gunshot*"

"To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal"

"🎶 Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey! 🎶"

"Persia just made Persia Persian again"

"a nonbinary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)"

"YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY NO NO SQUARE AGAIN!! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! AAAAAAAAAA-"

"Paint brush. I don't know what could be better than that."
*looks up at item labelled "better paint brush"*
"My god."

"Why'd you join the army?"
"I flipped a coin."

"You know what they say: the happier the cat, the higher the cookie production rate will go up by in several decimals!"

"RELEASE. THE SHOPPING SHARKS."

"If you're a singlet, you're harming the plural community."

"My name is Flowey and I AM RACIST-"

"Home > Dating tips > 12 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Shy Guy"

"Okay, hold up, I have a theory. Oh my god. You guys- you guys are so ready. Are you- are you guys ready? You guys know the word Rudy? If you were to rearrange the words, it spells The Roaring Knight. Isn't that insane?"

"My hitbox ran away from me"

try telling that to the average undertale sans fight fangame creator

if there was a 13th month i would call it billy bob