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11738 pts - Champion[?] - 3277th
6099 pts - Racer[?] - 913th
230 pts - 111 challenges won - 248th
150cc: 14 pts - 6 records - 1891st
123 created circuits - 21 cups
3 challenges created
34 shared characters
652 comments on circuits
321 topics followed
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Please do not ship me with anyone, I cannot believe I have to say this (@Ashleigh is my gf and I love her so much we are diamoricmaxxing)
O French fry on the floor
It's you that I adore
Greasy and salty and lots, lots more
Random bullshit JukeBox link go https://tinyurl.com/23b2akvu
I use ze/zir or xe/xem pronouns
Btw I'm transfemme + bigender maverique and agender (because some people haven't gotten the memo about assuming people's genders apparently)
I don't really do much here tbh, I'm mostly working on some personal projects (DM me if you want access to the Dragon Blazers server)
Mixed race (Irish / Indigenous Guatemalan / Lebanese) if you're interested (hholy shit...... I'm a Lebanese lesbian........ I'm Lesbianese........... /silly)
O French fry on the floor
It's you that I adore
Greasy and salty and lots, lots more
Random bullshit JukeBox link go https://tinyurl.com/23b2akvu
I use ze/zir or xe/xem pronouns
Btw I'm transfemme + bigender maverique and agender (because some people haven't gotten the memo about assuming people's genders apparently)
I don't really do much here tbh, I'm mostly working on some personal projects (DM me if you want access to the Dragon Blazers server)
Mixed race (Irish / Indigenous Guatemalan / Lebanese) if you're interested (hholy shit...... I'm a Lebanese lesbian........ I'm Lesbianese........... /silly)
Lebanon
17 years old
(Born on 2008-12-11)
Registered since 2022-08-19
Last connection: 2026-10-24
Advent Calendar 2024[?]: Snowy Flake
Advent Calendar 2023[?]: Snowy Flake
Mario Kart World Cup 2023[?]: Correct winner (MKT) - Japan
Latest messages on the forum:
Today at 08:09:13 in Space for Anything... again
This is awesome! I have a few recommendations though:
- Change the cursor colour depending on which Bro is being targeted by the enemy
- Make the music loop properly
- Add visual cues since it's hard to tell when a hammer attack is timed well
- Add more attacks for the enemy
I understand this is in a very rudimentary stage but I just thought I'd give suggestions lol
Today at 07:59:59 in Space for Anything... again
5 reasons why dogs SUCK (no bias here) (this is satire i think dogs are neato actually...still not as neato as cats)
1. they are LOUD and will wake you up in the middle of the night (destroys sleep schedule)
2. they knock YOUR stuff off things (property damage)
3. they BITE (HURTS!!!!!!)
4. big and takes up SO much space (NO SPACE FOR STUFF)
5. they're NOT cats (NOT CATS)
thank you for listening to my definitely NOT anti dog propaganda which is NOT hypocritical
1. they are LOUD and will wake you up in the middle of the night (destroys sleep schedule)
2. they knock YOUR stuff off things (property damage)
3. they BITE (HURTS!!!!!!)
4. big and takes up SO much space (NO SPACE FOR STUFF)
5. they're NOT cats (NOT CATS)
thank you for listening to my definitely NOT anti dog propaganda which is NOT hypocritical
I like both cats and dogs but I will NOT let this good boy lander stand! First of all, cats are the ones who knock your stuff down more! I can't say I've seen a dog knock over something on video nor real life!! Second, dogos are NOT the ones that play bite or just bite off of vibes!!! Yes, there are surprisingly more reports of dog bites in the US of A, but cats carry more disease. And finally, we can ALL be friends here!
Work on your spelling before attacking people for liking cats jeez /hj /silly
Anyway I don't like dogs for a number of reasons:
- I got bitten by one when travelling through urban Cambodia and I needed to get a rabies shot
- Dogs carry far more diseases than cats do, around 3 times as much, you would know that if you actually did your damn research instead of spreading your gobshite around the internet
- My mother's dog bites me a LOT and she does nothing about it
- I have seen some pretty disturbing shit that a significant number of owners let their dogs do, especially to cats
- Dogs need attention 24/7, often getting aggressive if not tended to within seconds, and I just don't have the patience to deal with another brat in my already dysfunctional family
yeesh are you good?? you only have like 30 mins before it actually starts and all that, and getting to a hospital takes like 30 or 30+ mins so jeez...
Yeah I'm good, thankfully my sister-in-law (half-sister's wife) speaks Khmer and we were very close to a hospital from where I was bitten
Today at 07:42:32 in Unpopular opinions/Hot takes
1. Iggy should've stayed blue and Larry should've stayed green it makes literally zero sense for their colours to randomly switch between SMW and NSMBWii (I assume in part it was because of the official artwork but still)
2. In The Final is overrated, Another's Requiem is far better
3. Wapeach should've been playable in Mario Power Tennis, who the fuck is playing as Fly Guy
5. I can definitely count
4. Trust me guys
6. Southeast Asia is better than most of Europe
7. MOTHER 2 is the worst game in the MOTHER series and it's not even close
8. POV: Indie is not a genre
9. Deathrock is straight up glam metal it's just that people are too picky to call it that
10. People on this topic need to respect each other's opinions more holy shit
2. In The Final is overrated, Another's Requiem is far better
3. Wapeach should've been playable in Mario Power Tennis, who the fuck is playing as Fly Guy
5. I can definitely count
4. Trust me guys
6. Southeast Asia is better than most of Europe
7. MOTHER 2 is the worst game in the MOTHER series and it's not even close
8. POV: Indie is not a genre
9. Deathrock is straight up glam metal it's just that people are too picky to call it that
10. People on this topic need to respect each other's opinions more holy shit
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Best created circuits:
Candyland Campsite    22 | PHENOMENA Pixel (ft. Peach) 14 | Cedar Falls 36 | Obake City 19 | Raven's Talon Ruins 14 |
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Best created challenges:
Vs. King Boo
Vs. King Boo: Destroy all Floating KB with 1 participant, without falling, without losing any balloons, with Luigi, in less than 30s, with 1 balloon or more
Medium Toad's Factory R
Toad's Factory: Complete one lap in reverse in Time Trial mode, with Toad, in less than 30s
Medium Vs. Jade and Kandice
Candyland Campsite: Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc mirror, without being hit by a fake item box, a banana, a green shell or a bobomb, in impossible mode, with 3 participants, without falling, without touching any Lollipop, Werwolf nor Candy Clown
No teams
Difficult See all their challenges
Last circuit comments:
Rating go up :3
(5/5)
(5/5)
In Cycad Oaklands on 2026-10-15 at 17:30:52I mean to be fair you are the guy who review bombs people's tracks for no reason I shouldn't be surprised
In 67 Circuit on 2026-10-14 at 05:15:14Ok man it's just a shitty meme please let people enjoy this track if they like it
Anyway 3/5 it's a pretty decent track but it feels like this was sort of haphazardly put together...? Idk how to put it
Anyway 3/5 it's a pretty decent track but it feels like this was sort of haphazardly put together...? Idk how to put it
In 67 Circuit on 2026-10-14 at 04:37:36See all their comments
Last completed challenges:
Escaping The Matrix
Untitled Test Track: Escape
Easy SELECT ME IF YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wal68's Test Arena:
Impossible 45 Minute Timer
GCN Bowser Castle (VERY HARD): Complete the track in less than 45:00
Difficult See all completed challenges
Best time trial records:
| Rank | Class | Circuit | Character | Time |
| 530th | 150cc | Desert Hills |
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1:25:344 |
| 547th | 150cc | Lakeside Park |
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2:16:821 |
| 1146th | 150cc | Koopa Beach 1 |
|
0:51:579 |
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