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"It doesn't matter if your pronouns are he/him, she/her or they/them, because, at the end of the day, it's night!"

"You know, I don't even believe anything, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE! YOU'RE A FLUKE!"

"I hear voices inside my head ;( they tell me to eat my veggies D:"

"Next level starts, and we're in Japan. There's a secret boss called Hatsune Miku. Then we open her up like a can of sardines! *gunshot*"

"To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal"

"🎶 Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey! 🎶"

"Persia just made Persia Persian again"

"a nonbinary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)"

"YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY NO NO SQUARE AGAIN!! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! AAAAAAAAAA-"

"Paint brush. I don't know what could be better than that."
*looks up at item labelled "better paint brush"*
"My god."

"Why'd you join the army?"
"I flipped a coin."

"You know what they say: the happier the cat, the higher the cookie production rate will go up by in several decimals!"

"RELEASE. THE SHOPPING SHARKS."

"If you're a singlet, you're harming the plural community."

"My name is Flowey and I AM RACIST-"

"Home > Dating tips > 12 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Shy Guy"

"Okay, hold up, I have a theory. Oh my god. You guys- you guys are so ready. Are you- are you guys ready? You guys know the word Rudy? If you were to rearrange the words, it spells The Roaring Knight. Isn't that insane?"

"My hitbox ran away from me"

"Hello I'd like to order 6 chicken nuggets"
"Why?"
"What do you mean why-"

"So why are you called James when you're just one guy?"
"What the fuck are you doing here-"
"Shouldn't it be just Jame?"

"Pokemon got weird dude.. I liked it better when it was just sludge and rats"

"Where you from bro"
"..Michael"

"Well I would prove it but there's kind of no gorilla"
thud
"Gorilla."
"OH-"

"my nonbinary opp think they them 😂"

"Congrats you have reached your destination. Barbeque chicken alert! Barbeque chicken alert!"

"To move on, you have to defeat all the goopy plunges in the area"

"Oh my god Erick was made by Derick bro"

"What are you doing to Nikola Tesla?!"
"I killed his entire staff and stole a top secret classified weapon"

"We can still make Ralsei do our homework in the Dark World!"
later
"I am Homework Jones!! Solve my puzzles and problems!!"
"I really don't know what you thought would happen"

"They sell cake sticks in the shape of cat tails, but they're kinda too straight. So yeah, I'm just gonna go home and play Nintendogs: Labrador and Friends"

"buttered blud 🤔"

"The purple one."
"What do you mean?"
"The skittle."

"Where do I go from here? Ohhh right The Disney Channel-"

"how do i get out of the fbi most wanted list"

(soz for revive i just had some really good quotes to share here)

"i have wonderful memories.. from... *thinking* i have no memories! they were wiped by the elite in 2007"

"his name is george. i was with him for 50 something years. however the opps got him"

"im human i think"
"nuh uh"
"what do you mean nuh uh"

"You look like if a man and a woman had a child"

"Pixelcraftian is DEAD - Live on stream!"

"turns out im not the best trad wife"

"im not the drink i am 10 MILLION "

"OH MY- Why is he British?!"

"idk what that says i cant read smoogly doogly"

"ur mumpa is vbuig"

"Me and James were doing a pregnancy test as a joke. Lets just say, we have cancer"

some quotes that either come from me going absolutely mentally insane whilst playing pizza tower or from somewhere else

"is the green gas?"

"thank you butter batter!!!"

"quit yapping"
"/summon ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:fireball {ExplosionPower:-2400}"

"I'm going to meet Santa?!"
"We are going to kill Satan"

"I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish"

"I got a baker badge! I did all th-th-the-the miners- OH WAIT NO-"

"There are only two genders: little puppy dog and little kitty cat. Correction: there are three genders, the third one being little funny bunny rabbit. Thanks for watching"

"I came back, and I want that gas. Gimme the nitrous!"

"MC Greaseball sticks true to his word"

"Sorry CCat, only Toadette gets women!"

"Mr Orange is the type of guy McPig would draw to prove The Noise has a twin

wait-"

"Temperatures under zero makes snow, icy warm freeze"
"mhm yes very philosophical"

"*fails a section twice in Molasses Swamp* Super Bo Noi-"

"🎶 I am Mr Lung Cancer 🎶"

"Blue Boy from Sikhism!"

"Off to a fantastic start already! *fails again* Off to a great start!"

"UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. PEPPERMAN!"

"Man what the fffffffffffffff.... Cactus"

"POINTS POINTS POINTS!"

"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"check the news/election... check your bank account"

"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."

"one of those things that will probably form it's own name in time
"eric""

(for context just watch this)

"sometimes, i dream about cheese."

"If you break your legs it's hard to cook orangutan!"

"There's an endangered species right there *gunshot*"

"Heroin is so powerful he can see everyone's search history"
"I think he means Herobrine"
"No he means Heroin"

"UGGGGHHH YOU'RE BORING! *hijacked intercom outro*"

"hey, fuck ya life! bing bong"

"Oh hi! Get this, I found your corpse a bit ago, great haul, lots of goodies to pillage. Took your items, replaced the batteries, good as new! Don't worry, you can have it back. For a price of course..."

"Hey everybody! I'm Dick, and I'm here to announce the grand opening of my new pizzeria: Dick's Pizza!"

if anyone is wondering what this is referencing then here you go

"I AM CONVINCED WE AREN'T IN A SIMULATION BECAUSE NO COMPUTER COULD COME UP WITH YOU"

"This is democracy manifest!"
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

"Lets see, it's got uhh shampoo, conditioner, body wash and NUCLEAR BOMB?!"

is that a faz-shotgun? *gets shot*

"your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself"
(for context, watch showvember 10)

"Oh, so the treasure chest doesn't have an accurate hitbox?! I am not happy about that"