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On 2025-09-02 at 19:08:48
Steal A Brainrot, JUST WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST?!
because it uses fucking brainrot characters like tung tung sahur
Law By Mike Joined The War
On 2025-08-28 at 16:24:06
because of this whole damn situation im moving to Unreal Engine & Blender in 2026

How did you find mkpc
On 2025-05-30 at 20:35:42
saw it on a yt video and decided to try it for myself back in 2023 and then for 2 whole years i stayed as guest until this month
What is your favorite song ?
On 2025-07-28 at 19:40:37
”Why Must We Do” by Jakeneutron(yes I like fan songs more than regular songs they’re bangers)
THE ARCHIVE(EPISODE 2)
On 2025-08-29 at 15:53:43
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 2: THE INCIDENT
June 7th: 2017
YoshiLOVER: *sees smoke rising miles from his house* what is that.
*phone rings*
YoshiLOVER: Im Coming! *picks up phone* hello?
OTHER END:
Starfy: YoshiLOVER! Get over here NOW! ITS AN EMERGENCY!
Red Yoshi: A REALLY BIG ONE!!!!!
*hangs up*
YoshiLOVER: Im coming now! *gets i his car and drives* i wonder what kind of nonsense is going on over there. *starts going over the limit and passes by a police car* SHIT.
*sirens blaring*
Cop: PULL OVER NOW!
YoshiLOVER: *pulls down window* how may i help you officer?
Cop: Liscence and registration?
YoshiLOVER: *gives those things to the officer*
Cop: Do you know that you were going 30 over the limit?
YoshiLOVER: no.
Cop: *hands speeding ticket to YoshiLOVER* Pay this by tomorrow or else you will face some charges.
YoshiLOVER: ok *grabs the ticket and speeds off into the distance*
Cop: ugh, typical.
other cops from walkie talkie: ARREST HIM! Did i just hear him speed of into the distance? Dissapointing. What are you doing just sitting there! GO CHASE HIM!
Cop: Can you guys shut up? Im enjoying my donut!
OTHER CAR:
YoshiLOVER: IM HERE!
Starfy: we couldnt defend the lab.
Red Yoshi: Yeah we tried.
Diet: were sorry.
YoshiLOVER: A "sorry"? Thats all you can say? Im dissapointed in you ALL!
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SET MY ENTIRE LAB ON FIRE! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF IMPORTANT STUFF IN THERE! Do you have NO IDEA how expensive that all is!?
Starfy: There were 3 arsonists, one of their head were in the shape of a rock. another one of them looked like they had white gloves and, i cant remember the third one.
Diet: I See one of them!
Jelly Bean: uh oh
Diet: it looks like theyre headed into the woods!
YoshiLOVER: go kill them.* hands Red Yoshi, Starfy, and Diet guns*
Red Yoshi: Uhh These people are innocent!
Not after they BURNED DOWN MY FUCKING LAB!
Starfy: Alright sir, we will go after them
Red yoshi: wait where did Diet go?
*3 bangs are heard*
Diet: *dragging 3 dead bodies* got em.
YoshiLOVER: alright, bury them. ill call over a construction crew first thing in the morning.
THE ARCHIVE 2
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 3 SOON
EPISODE 2: THE INCIDENT
June 7th: 2017
YoshiLOVER: *sees smoke rising miles from his house* what is that.
*phone rings*
YoshiLOVER: Im Coming! *picks up phone* hello?
OTHER END:
Starfy: YoshiLOVER! Get over here NOW! ITS AN EMERGENCY!
Red Yoshi: A REALLY BIG ONE!!!!!
*hangs up*
YoshiLOVER: Im coming now! *gets i his car and drives* i wonder what kind of nonsense is going on over there. *starts going over the limit and passes by a police car* SHIT.
*sirens blaring*
Cop: PULL OVER NOW!
YoshiLOVER: *pulls down window* how may i help you officer?
Cop: Liscence and registration?
YoshiLOVER: *gives those things to the officer*
Cop: Do you know that you were going 30 over the limit?
YoshiLOVER: no.
Cop: *hands speeding ticket to YoshiLOVER* Pay this by tomorrow or else you will face some charges.
YoshiLOVER: ok *grabs the ticket and speeds off into the distance*
Cop: ugh, typical.
other cops from walkie talkie: ARREST HIM! Did i just hear him speed of into the distance? Dissapointing. What are you doing just sitting there! GO CHASE HIM!
Cop: Can you guys shut up? Im enjoying my donut!

OTHER CAR:
YoshiLOVER: IM HERE!
Starfy: we couldnt defend the lab.
Red Yoshi: Yeah we tried.
Diet: were sorry.
YoshiLOVER: A "sorry"? Thats all you can say? Im dissapointed in you ALL!
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SET MY ENTIRE LAB ON FIRE! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF IMPORTANT STUFF IN THERE! Do you have NO IDEA how expensive that all is!?
Starfy: There were 3 arsonists, one of their head were in the shape of a rock. another one of them looked like they had white gloves and, i cant remember the third one.
Diet: I See one of them!
Jelly Bean: uh oh
Diet: it looks like theyre headed into the woods!
YoshiLOVER: go kill them.* hands Red Yoshi, Starfy, and Diet guns*
Red Yoshi: Uhh These people are innocent!
Not after they BURNED DOWN MY FUCKING LAB!
Starfy: Alright sir, we will go after them
Red yoshi: wait where did Diet go?
*3 bangs are heard*
Diet: *dragging 3 dead bodies* got em.
YoshiLOVER: alright, bury them. ill call over a construction crew first thing in the morning.
THE ARCHIVE 2
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 3 SOON


On 2025-08-19 at 13:41:41
Well Camp MKPC episode 2 is out, now I gotta make the archive episode 2
On 2025-07-06 at 00:01:25
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
As I said earlier it’s entirely focused on YoshiLOVER


On 2025-07-05 at 19:26:09
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON





On 2025-07-05 at 18:59:44
The Archive is an official spinoff to Camp MKPC releasing in between episodes and it is very short but it will focus on @YoshiLOVER (and a
tape).
TRAILER IN A TOPIC CALLED “PRESENTING MY FINEST WORK YET”
tape).
TRAILER IN A TOPIC CALLED “PRESENTING MY FINEST WORK YET”


OVERPOWERED item ideas
On 2025-08-14 at 18:39:52
Or even better,
Recoverless Spiny Shell:
if this shell hits you, your cooked, it spawns 1000 more bot players who are 1000x faster than you and the lap count(for bots only) Is cut down to 2,
and your lap count(players only) is now 100 laps, and it teleports you far out of bounds and you must make it back to the course and by then all the CPUs would have won by now and you wouldn't even have time to drive all 100 added laps
meaning you automatically lose and your VR gets automatically knocked down to a-9999999999999
and the mega superstar rank you worked so hard for is taken away from you and you get the ultra noob rank,
not only that but also when it hits you it notifies your whole town that you suck at mario kart (via email) and all the unlockables are re-locked and an app is installed into your device called “Mario Kart Job” and the premise of this game is that all tracks have been replaced by fast food restaurants that youlll be forced to do tasks in it and Mario kart is permanently locked until you complete Mario Kart Job
Recoverless Spiny Shell:
if this shell hits you, your cooked, it spawns 1000 more bot players who are 1000x faster than you and the lap count(for bots only) Is cut down to 2,
and your lap count(players only) is now 100 laps, and it teleports you far out of bounds and you must make it back to the course and by then all the CPUs would have won by now and you wouldn't even have time to drive all 100 added laps
meaning you automatically lose and your VR gets automatically knocked down to a
and the mega superstar rank you worked so hard for is taken away from you and you get the ultra noob rank,
not only that but also when it hits you it notifies your whole town that you suck at mario kart (via email) and all the unlockables are re-locked and an app is installed into your device called “Mario Kart Job” and the premise of this game is that all tracks have been replaced by fast food restaurants that youlll be forced to do tasks in it and Mario kart is permanently locked until you complete Mario Kart Job
On 2025-08-11 at 17:57:53
The Pink Shell
Using this item loads 100 viruses into your device(you don’t get the reference don’t you)
Using this item loads 100 viruses into your device(you don’t get the reference don’t you)

After the direct
On 2025-08-01 at 00:22:16
Every Direct:
90% RPGs
9% filler
1% actually good content
90% RPGs
9% filler
1% actually good content
What is the worst book in the world
On 2025-08-09 at 15:05:43
1: it’s a ripoff of dairy of a wimpy kid.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.
I don't think that makes it a crime against humanity?
4: references so bad it gives dreamworks and warner bros a run for their money
5: main character is a spoiled gen z teeny bopper
6: every book is the same generic rom com plot with nothing really interesting
7: horrible drawings
8: the main characters band is genuinely awful
So you mean its just a differently gendered Diary of a Wimpy kid, making it a crime against humanity?
Dude, did you actually read all the reasons
Yeah, besides one or two of them it just sounds like DoaWK but for young females rather than young males.
Then pick up a copy of Dork Diaries for yourself and see what I mean

On 2025-08-09 at 15:03:47
1: it’s a ripoff of dairy of a wimpy kid.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.
I don't think that makes it a crime against humanity?
4: references so bad it gives dreamworks and warner bros a run for their money
5: main character is a spoiled gen z teeny bopper
6: every book is the same generic rom com plot with nothing really interesting
7: horrible drawings
8: the main characters band is genuinely awful
So you mean its just a differently gendered Diary of a Wimpy kid, making it a crime against humanity?
Dude, did you actually read all the reasons

On 2025-07-29 at 17:39:58
1: it’s a ripoff of dairy of a wimpy kid.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.
I don't think that makes it a crime against humanity?
4: references so bad it gives dreamworks and warner bros a run for their money
5: main character is a spoiled gen z teeny bopper
6: every book is the same generic rom com plot with nothing really interesting
7: horrible drawings
8: the main characters band is genuinely awful

On 2025-07-14 at 22:18:55
spongebob
wut

On 2025-07-09 at 22:09:33
1: it’s a ripoff of dairy of a wimpy kid.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.
2: it has cookie cutter characters.
3: it’s very dumbed down.


On 2025-07-09 at 00:04:01
if this book ever gets a movie adaptation (which I hope it doesn’t) it’ll probably fail so bad that every dork diaries book will have to be recalled(which is what I hope happens to dork diaries after the movies release)
It’s this peice of fucking garbage ITS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!


On 2025-07-08 at 18:36:17
It’s this peice of fucking garbage ITS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!





