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I'll give a tutorial. I got the cursors from cursor.cc, if you want the same as me, go to Latest Downloads and scroll until you find the Wii cursor which looks like a diagonal hand with a blue 1. Then, click on it and download it. If you want another mouse for when something is clickable, then go to the Tag Cloud while on that page and find "Wii". Click on it and find the other one you'd like. Then you go to another website called Custom Cursors. If you want it for your desktop, download the app and complete the setup. Then go back on the website, and hover over tools and click "Custom Cursor Creator" and import the images and click the Windows icon and bam you have it.

Glass Joe is your typhical, bad boxer, and the first one you fight in every game he's in. He has a record of 1 win, and 99 loses! One of those losses was to his own student, Gabby Jay! He constantly complains that "He's getting to old for this" or "The gloves are too tight". You can beat him in 43 SECONDS!!!! But you just have to love the guy. He's so obviously French that it's funny. He explodes into croissant when you beat him, his intro shows him next to the Efell Tower, and I must reitterate that he fought in 100 matches, and won 1 of then! He takes a step back just to salute his own country, YOU CAN BEAT HIM IN 43 SECONDS! Sorry if I offended any French people. It's like this for almost every character, but they're not shown in a negative light, at all! And Glass Joe is one of the most racist, but he does not depict these stariotypes in a negative light. I rate Glass Joe a solid 8/10.

Let's get to the main corse first, Aran Ryan is a cheater, in fact I think he's the dirtiest cheater that ever cheated. In fact I'm ganna list all of his rule infractions:
1+2: He has horseshoes in hist gloves, and he uses those loaded gloves in the match
3: He obviously has brought them in from home and they have not been inspected by the ref
4: He headbuts you
5: He elbows you
6: He breaks the camera when he wins
7: He let's Mac hit him, which is counted as throwing thematch
8: When he's about to headbut you he climbs onto the ropes
9: His taunts are exesive and unsportsman like
10: He attemps to attck you before the round starts
11: He's seen fighting with the croud in beetween rounds
12: When he tries to attack Mac in infraction 10, he throws the ref away
13: When going down he'll try to attack mac
14: He steals Mac's old gloves when his get too battered
15: He might have some mental dishorder
16: He hits himself constantly
17: He turns his back on Mac when hit with a starpunch
18+19+20: He turns his old glove into a flail! This means he gets two infractions for the entire flail and the rope the glove is on, and he gets another infraction for not getting his gloves replaced by the venue
Yeah, he cheats alot! In Punch-Out!! (Wii) that is. He made his first apperence in Super Punch Out as another generic boxer, and ranked 3rd in the World Circuit. The only thing that carrys over is him turning his back on you, nothing else. He is one of the most boring boxers in Super Punch Out, the only uniqe thing he has is a clinch attack, and nothing else. So the reason why he's my favourite fighter is just because of Punch-Out!! (Wii). His fight is uniqe, most fights have you doge your opponents punches then combo them, however for Aran Ryan, you have to hit him as he's about to hit you, you can do this for the other fighters, but for Aran it's practicly required. I also want to talk about the number 7. Everything in this fight that comes down to a number is always 7. The number Aran get's up on is 7, you can hit Aran in a combo 7 times, Mac has 7 hearts of stamina when you start the fight. And lot's more! Also Aran Ryan's lines are funny, here's some:



I spent 99% of this message talking about Aran so I'm goona end it here: I give Aran Ryan a 9.2/10 (Wish I could give him a 7).

it was a joke

Bro tried but forgot about one thing...

Don't ask why I have this:

I definitely have a very important piece of information.

It Would've Been Cool If The Castle In GBA Peach Circuit Had The Colors That It Had In MKWii And MKDS


But Nooooo They Use The Colors For Every Other Peach's Castle In The Game Instead Of The Old One.
Some Other Differences I Could Find Is That There Are Less Flowers And There Is This Elevated Part Like In Toad Circuit


HOLY Cungadero TOAD CIRCUIT LOOKS UGLY NEXT TO GBA Peach Circuit!!
It Now Resembles 3DS Mario Circuit And The New Super Mario Bros. Games


There Might Be Other Changes That I Missed

That word makes me think of the word Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
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The phobia of long words

You could always set up a lawn chair and wait until that day comes

I have a question for all of you who listen. If you had to select a fictional species/affliction/undead thing what would your top pick be and what would your bottom pick be?

I'll go first:

Top: Craftworld Aeldari


Reason: I like elfs and I like the space elfs more than the rest. Also very good for fighting.

Pros:
Immortal
Psychic
Good technology
Tall
Calls humans Mon'keigh
Multiple war aspects

Cons:
If dies without 'spirit stone' soul gets sent to god of excess and tortured for eternity.
I can't think of anymore

Bottom: Vampire

reason: They are bottom tier trash no matter what type of vampire it is.

Pros:
Immortality

Cons:
Immortality comes from killing people
Can't go outside
Legion of simps
Emos would think you were one of them
Fairly easy to kill

What are your picks?

He’s in jail cuz he committed tax fraud. 😔
Free Yoshi he ain’t do nothing wrong!!