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Did you claim the games on the PS Plus collection before it went away in may 9th? There was some great games like The Last of Us and God of War on there, it’d be a shame if you missed out on them.

I’ve gotten Minecraft and Subnautica platinum. The funny thing is that you don’t need to get all of Minecraft’s trophies to get platinum, you only need the ones that were in the game at launch.

Same as you. Going to platinum Miles Morales next

Episode 4: A Miracle

By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.

Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.

Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?

Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.

ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…

Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.

IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.

And so they walked, and walked, and walked…

Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.

After walking for 3 minutes…

Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!

The guards go in base.

Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.

After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.

K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.

After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.

Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.

The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.

Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!

Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.

Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.

Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.

???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!

Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…

???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!

Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.

???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.

They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe

Are you kidding? TWO days to make a track? I can't even do one in a week 💀

I have a huge Mario kart 8 deluxe tournament at my school tomorrow and my entire grade is counting on me to win. There are high expectations for me to win. You guys know what the best combos are for 150cc offline? And what the best combos are for mario?

Oh I'm really sorry I forgot again what a dumbass