[Fanfic] Alien Invasion 2: World Chaos

Note: No one is allowed to join anymore because it will interfere and I’m tired of adding people mid episodes.

Prologue:
???: Next stop, Earth. No one will be able stop me. My eggs in the incubator won’t work since the green shit is gone meaning they’ll die. I’m a one man army but I have power with my machines. Luckily, I found the coordinates of those “heroes” who killed my brother. Get ready to die…get ready Earth…comes I’m coming.

As soon as the rocket ship landed on earth, everyone decided to party in Max’s house.

Nudge: Max, clean up your orange fur. You could have rabies.
Max: Sorry, my fur keeps on falling everywhere in the house.
Dark: Bro I swear someone’s gonna mistake them as thin spaghetti and eat them.
Kid: Hey Max, why does your spaghetti taste like hair?
Kirbo: That’s not spaghetti, dumbass. That’s Max’s fur, probably has rabies so get your rabies shot.
Osc: Why is he here again?
Lely: Max doesn’t have rabies!
Kirbo: Whatever, bitch.
Max: COME HERE BITCH.

Max pounces on Kirbo and they engage in a fight.

Noob: I’ve never seen Max this mad before besides him being possessed.
Fiery: He’s just being overprotective again.
Dietsoda: Or he’s just drunk.
Toad: Nah, he’s probably head over heels with love with Lely.
IlluZhion: Wait, Max likes Lely?
Toad: It’s just a theory. Don’t get too excited.
Lemon: We’ll see.
StarSplizz: *Yawns* This party is lit.
Master8: Hell yeah. Been drinking a bunch of beer.

As they were partying and drinking, little did they know, that the unknown survivor was in Max’s city.

???: I’m going to check my directions first. So this is Shit City, check. This is Dumbass Road, check. Alright, time to find that house of the foxgirl.

After navigating, the unknown person in his spaceship is over Max’s roof.

Ssg: Hey guys, look, it’s nighttime.
Max: But it’s only 6:09 A.M…
Lely: Something’s not right.
Dark: I’ll go check outs-

Suddenly, Max’s roof in the living room is carried by a giant green beam and thrown onto the road which caused a few drivers to crash.

Lemon: Is that an UFO?
Nudge: Impossible! The green shit was destroyed.
IlluZhion: No…I think Lemon’s right.
Master8: How…
Noob: My brain is not working right now.

Without warning, everyone gets sucked up into the spaceship.

Toad: POV: You’re the cows that get sucked up.
Popplio: Except, we’re just random idiots that somehow existed.
Fiery: I don’t wanna die, I’m too cute to die😭😭😭.
Max: And I’m too fluffy to die😭.
???: Quiet in there, finally I’ve got you. Buckle up for a big ride.

The spaceship zoomed away from Max’s house all the way back to space. This was it…if the gang can’t get away, Earth could be endangered to the unknown person. What will happen to the gang? Find out on Episode 1…

Oh I wonder who put that there

They probably sucked up the cows as well to stop the village from finding out they were tipped.

(OMG One Night Reference!!!)

Episode 1: Escaping The Prison
After flying away from Max’s house, the gang questioned where they were going.

Lely: Weird question, but can someone sing a song? I’m bored
Nudge: 🎶We’re all gonna fucking die🎶
Lely: I regret asking that now…
TheOuchy1: Well, that was amusicing. Get it?
Kirbo: Someone throw this man off the spaceship.
Noob: We can’t. This spaceship is made from strong materials.
Kirbo: Fuck, I ain’t staying with this bad pun making Yoshi.
Ssg: Then clog your ears doofus.
IlluZhion: Rare SSG rude moment.
Ssg: Annoying IlluZhion moment.
Master8: Agreed.
Lemon: IlluZhion is not annoying.
Dark: So DMing me every time I’m online isn’t annoying?
Lemon: Goddammit.
Popplio: Another normal day of uncivilization.
StarSplizz: And another day of me going to sleep in 6.9 seconds.
Osc: We’re so chaotic and I love it.
Max: Yup, very normally.
Kirbo: Get better English.
Max: I’m French, what do you expect?
Kirbo: Good English.
Toad: Don’t even bother fighting with him, Max. He’s just gonna be an annoying piece of shit again.
ER Mac: Hey guys, look at that thick smoke.
K: I heard that’s the abandoned laboratory now closed because of chemical issues.
Kid: Didn’t understand anything but I think we’re going there.

As they reached to an altitude near the ground, the spaceship headed for the garage where skeletons guarded the premises.

Skeleton Guard: I see you brought some prisoners.
Dark: Shut up.
???: Shut up.
Dark: No, you shut up!!!
???: Fuck it, I’m activating the sleeping gas so I don’t have to waste a shit ton of handcuffs.
Skeleton Guard: Just puff it out, you dumbass

Without warning, green sleeping gas emits in the enclosed space where the gang was being kept in and they were all sleeping in no time. As they woke up, they find themselves in a giant cage.

Popplio: Where are we?
Osc: In Ohio.
IlluZhion: Only in Ohio.
Noob: Stop with the Ohio memes😭.
Lemon: Can we all notice the fact we’re in a cage?
Kirbo: No shit Sherlock.
Lely: I’m too young to die😭😭😭.
Nudge: You’re 12💀
Lely: That’s young ok…
Nudge: You’re a pre-teen, so you’re not that young.
Dark: Fr, fr.
ER Mac: I am 99.99% sure we’re gonna die.
Osc: We won’t if we escape.
StarSplizz: Can we at least sleep?
TheOuchy1: I’m gonna be a dino-snore.
Kirbo: Time to bang my fucking head on the wall.
TheOuchy1: Was it not a good joke?
Dark: Advice: get humor.
IlluZhion: What’s our next move? Be uncivilized for eternity in this dumb Minecraft shit prison?
Lemon: We escape.
IlluZhion: Good idea nya~
Nudge: 🤮🤮🤮
Popplio: 😵😵😵
Noob: Can we sacrifice Illu?
Kirbo: Can we at least escape now?
Kid: I’m gonna bite the bars again.
Master8: You realize the bars are made of steel right?
Kid: I think some of my teeth fell out.
Nudge: Why is he here? He clearly has no brain nor common sense.
Osc: I have no fucking idea.
Lemon: I think the bars are enough for a bat to fit through it. I’m gonna transform.
IlluZhion: I’ll come with you.
Everyone except Lemon and IlluZhion: Simp!!!
IlluZhion: Can I have one day where I don’t get called a simp?
Max: It’s true though?
Kirbo: Bro doesn’t want to hear the truth💀💀💀
Lemon: Honestly Illu, I’ll just go by myself.
IlluZhion: But-
Everyone except Lemon and IlluZhion again: Simp

Lemon transforms into a bat and squeezes through the bars with ease. She breaks the lock and the door to the prison opens.

Dark: Honestly, these aliens are stupid.
Popplio: Hell yeah, now we escape.
Lely: But where? We don’t know where we entered.
Osc: We have to be careful though.

Suddenly, a skeleton guard comes out of the corner and sees the gang escaped.

Skeleton Guard: What are you doing here?
Nudge: Fuck.
Skeleton Guard: Oh shit…they’re gonna escape! I better press the alarm!!!

Popplio: Wait wha-

The skeleton guard presses an alarm which played a high-pitched alarm. Every skeleton guard started running to the gang.

Master8: There are 3 corridors here, we must split up. Go! Go! Go!
StarSplizz: But how will we communicate?
Master8: Shit, well let’s just go down the same corridor then. Let’s go to the middle corridor.
Dark: Hope y’alls endurance is good💀

Everyone starts running through the middle corridor. The skeletons pursued the gang. After running for half a minute, they reached a dead end.

Lely: Great, we’re fucked.
K: What now?
Nudge: We have nothing to do but surrender…
Popplio: Nah, we fight.
Skeleton Guard: You can’t win. Surrender now.
Popplio: My moves can turn you bag of bones to a cemetery. Bubble Blast!

The bubbles hit the skeleton army and they all die with all their bones in a small pile.

Fiery: I thought we were gonna die there💀
Nudge: Good thing Popplios exist.

Suddenly, a loud voice echoed through the corridor.

???: Where are you? You can run but you can’t hide. Come here prisoners…
Osc: Goddammit.
Dark: Guys, there’s a vent right there. Let’s go in it.
Nudge: Well that’s kinda sussy.
Lemon: We got nothing to lose.

Everyone climbed up to the vent and they crawled through the vent. After crawling for what seemed years, they finally reached the end of the vent. As they crawled out, they found themselves out of the lab.

Kirbo: Holy shit, my back hurts now.
Fiery: At least we’re out.
Lely: Okay, let’s get out of here.

As they ran away from the lab, the unknown person just arrived to the end of the middle corridor.

???: They’re smarter than I thought. Shit…well, I guess I should revive my guards.

The unknown person splashed a potion on the pile of bones. The skeletons revived just like Dry Bones in the Super Mario Bros Movie.

Skeleton Guard: I’m sorry, sir.
???: Whatever, it’s alright.
Skeleton Guard: What do you plan to do?
???: Pfft, first we work on our security. But my plan is to [to be revealed on Episode 2] by [to be revealed on Episode 2]

Illuzion trying not to DM everyone who’s online challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Only complaint is have pretty much no lines maybe just at least 4 or something is fine (also i came back)

Welcome to the club mate.

I'll give you special treatment, therapy + 0 lines now

Dark, just a request, can you make me more borderline this time around? If you could make me yandere that'd be better but as much as I might seem like it I'm not a spoiled brat

No you need therapy and I'll give you some Alzhiemer's, down syndrome, autism, and some EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

IlluZhion.exe has stopped working. Now loading Yandere_Huanxiang.exe

Episode 2: The Haunted Mansion

As the gang ran away, they find themselves in a dark forest.

Nudge: Cool! I’m gonna make some undead friends.
Lely: Successfully shitting my pants🥰🥰🥰.
Popplio: I dont wanna stay here.
Lemon: Me too. I sense something ominous is gonna happen.
Max: Well, we could leave. But this place is very dark and it’s already nighttime.
Dark: And I’m freezing as hell.
Ssg: Hey guys, is that a mansion?
Toad: It looks abandoned. Let’s stay there.
Kirbo: As if, wanna get jumpscared from a random Boo?
Master8: At this point, I really do not care. I’m freezing, as long as there’s shelter, I’d rather stay there.

After contemplating and Kirbo saying revive for some random reason, they decided the mansion will be suitable. As they entered through the rusty door, they saw broken wooden furniture, ripped carpet, and a shattered chandelier in the middle of the room. Cobwebs and spiders were visible around the room

Fiery: This place saw better moments.
StarSplizz: Yeah…idk guys. I feel like something bad might happen.
Dietsoda: Mayfly, we’re in a haunted  mansion. Of course, something bad will happen.
Osc: No shit, Sherlock.
K: I’m getting really sleepy, let’s find the bedrooms to get some shuteye.
Kirbo: You could’ve just sleep instead of going all fancy schmancy.
TheOuchy1: We’re wasting one minute of sleep every time you guys are speaking shit. Can I be a dino-snore now? Get it?
Noob: 1. You used that joke already. 2. Get humor.
ER Mac: Let’s just find a bedroom.

As they went up the creaky stairs which squeaked as they set their feet on the floor, they all had a very strange feeling that something will happen. They walked through the 2nd floor’s hallway and found multiple bedrooms to stay in.

Kid: Holy shit, thank the heavens. Finally I can sleep.
Lely: Well there are 4 bedrooms with plenty of beds in the rooms. Let’s divide ourselves.
Max: Okay.

As they divided themselves, they all bid each other goodnight and went to their rooms. At the middle of the night, this happened…

Lemon: Holy flip, I have to pee so badly. Better go let that piss out than being called a bed wetter.

Lemon got off her bed, tiptoed through the room, and ran straight for the bathroom. As she was walking, a loud creak was heard. Lemon checked the stairs, the giant door was open and cool air was let in. Lemon closed the door and proceeded to the bathroom. At the same time, IlluZhion was awaken from the loud creak.

IlluZhion: W-w-what was that? Why isn’t Lemon here? Good thing that creak woke me up. I gotta piss, but just in case, better go with someone. Dark! Dark! Wake up.
Dark: Wtf do you want? I was dreaming of me burning down Mario’s plumbing car.
IlluZhion: Can you accompany me to the bathroom?
Dark: Sure, let’s go.

As they went in the bathroom, they both rushed out immediately, screaming in utter fear and terror. Dark and IlluZhion woke everyone up.

Max: Why’d you wake everyone up? It’s still nighttime.
Master8: Can I sleep again?
Nudge: What is this? Is this some shitty prank?
Dark: To answer your questions, it’s very important. Follow me to the bathroom.
Noob: What are you gonna show us? 2 spiders kissing each other?
Popplio: I’m pretty sure they cannot kiss.
Fiery: I think they have mouths, I don’t know.
IlluZhion: Shut up guys, come in the bathroom.

The rest of the gang peeked through to find a morbid scene. Lemon was lying on the floor, dead with a stake in her heart.

StarSplizz: Great, I’m gonna piss in bed.
IlluZhion: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Toad: Of course IlluZhion cries.
IlluZhion: Do you not have sympathy? Who did this?
Lely: Of course! Who could’ve done such a thing?
Everyone: Not me
Ssg: One of us is a suspect.
Noob: Amogus intensifies
Dietsoda: I really don’t think this is a good time for among us memes, mayflies.
Popplio: Yeah…really unrelated.
Kirbo: AMOGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Osc: Is humanity okay?
Nudge: Has humanity ever been okay?
Dark: Nope.
Lely: Whatever…let’s head back to sleep, if we can that is.

No one was able to sleep. One and only one question was who murdered Lemon? Why had she been murdered. The next morning, everyone met each other at the hallway and went down the stairs of the mansion.

Fiery: I ain’t staying here no more.
Lely: Well, I’m hungry, let’s see if there’s a fridge or pantry in the kitchen.
Kid: Alright, bet.
Dark: Want metal bars for breakfast?
Max: Dark, now’s not the time.

They arrive at the kitchen, they check the fridge to find rotten food. They check the pantry to find rotten food as well. They decide to skip breakfast and exited the mansion. Well, now’s the time to reveal the murderer of Lemon.

Yesterday…

Skeleton Guard: What do you plan to do?
???: Pfft, first we work on our security. But my plan is to get rid of them one by one by killing them.
Skeleton Guard: That is actually-
???: I know, it’s amazing!
Skeleton Guard: NO! No way in the name of shiitake mushrooms are you gonna pull that off! Remember the last time you tried to kill one of the waiters in McDonalds for giving you 8 nuggets instead of 9? You failed by 1 meter and fled the scene.
???: Bitch, you think I’m gonna miss this time.
Skeleton Guard: Pfft, you’re gonna miss by 1 millimeter.
???: Goddammit it’s true but I’ll just stab someone in their sleep.
Skeleton Guard: Shit, I forgot that knives exist.
???: Dumbass, anyways, get the fuck out of here. It’s almost nighttime. I better get killing.
Skeleton Guard: And somehow fail.
???: Bitch, I’d smack the shit out of you but I’m too lazy to.

Last night, the unknown person snuck in the house, saw Lemon as an easy target. He stalked Lemon into the bathroom and killed Lemon right on the spot. Anyways, will someone get murdered? Will the gang be able to escape the forest? Find out on the next episode…

Do you want me to make that unknown person kill Max in the forest on broad daylight with you watching him die

NO. DO NOT TOUCH HIM. PUT YOUR HANDS UP. LAY DOWN YOUR GUN. DO NOT MOVE. I AM GONNA PUT YOU HANDCUFFS ON. 69 MONTHS OF JAIL.

Episode 3: The Ball’s Prediction

After running from the haunted house, they found themselves in a dense jungle.

Lely: I wish we stayed in the haunted house.
Kirbo: And get murdered in the bathroom? Fat chance.
Max: I would’ve protected Lely again but Kirbo is right.
Nudge: So Max is now becoming a changed man?
Dark: Pathetic😂.
Fiery: Can we stop talking? We have to focus on escaping this stupid jungle.
IlluZhion: *Sobbing*
Kirbo: Bro is still upset on someone’s murder who isn’t even related to him.
IlluZhion: It’s just…Lemon was really close to me.
Ssg: We understand but sob about that when we get shelter or when you’re at home.
Osc: No shit Sherlock, anyways can we find our way out here? Dinosaurs could slowly creep behind us and eat us.
Noob: 🤓Um, actually. Dinosaurs are exist in real life.🤓
Master8: We literally have 2 Yoshi’s with us…
Dark: I fucking swear to my grandma, if you’re gonna break the fourth wall-
Noob: Master8, I meant in real life, we’re in Dark’s fanfic right now.
Kid: No shit Sherlock.
Popplio: Nice, we broke the fourth wall.
Dark: Noob, I hate you.
StarSplizz: Guys, stop arguing.
Dark: No! Noob broke the fourth wall.
Lely: Is the fourth wall that big of a deal?
Fiery: What happened to escaping the jungle?
Dark: Fine, but I’m kicking Noob’s ass when we get back to Shit City.
Dietsoda: Shut up, mayflies. There’s a giant ancient temple there. Maybe from the ancient Mayfly civilization.
K: Is that even a real civilization? Whatever, let’s go to that temple.

After walking for what seemed like ages, they reached the temple.

TheOuchy1: For an old temple, it looks pretty intact.
Toad: Intact or not, I just want shelter
Master8: Thank God, what’s in this place?

As they entered, the place was tidy. The only thing in the middle was a pedestal with a giant purple ball. On the pedestal was a gold warning, “The ball will protect your future.”

IlluZhion: Pfft, the ball? Isn’t that some Percy Jackson bullshit?
Popplio: Agreed. This feels suspicious, shall we listen to this ball?
Lely: Might as well.

Lely grabbed the ball. After touching the ball, purple light illuminated the room. A voice echoed through the room.

Voice: I see you people are brave to let the ball say your future. Very well…you will be betrayed by someone you all know.
Max: Wh-what?
Nudge: Holy fucking shit.
Osc: There is one imposter among us.
Lely: Who’s the betrayer?
Voice: Your future has been told. Knowing too much of your future is bad. Goodbye.
ER Mac: Wait!-

Too late. The voice disappeared, leaving the room in silence.

Dark: Is that ball playing with us?
TheOuchy1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU SAID BALL. HAHAHAHA.
Popplio: Clearly, you are mentally ill.
IlluZhion: Guys, I’m concered. What if what the ball says is true?
Osc: Holy Fortnite titties sugma balls, I’ve never thought about that Sherlock!1!!1111!!11!!!!!!!
Noob: Guys, IlluZhion could be right.
Nudge: Everything’s gonna be fine.
IlluZhion: You know it’s not! You say that, then we’re gonna get jinxed and someone dies, then everyone dies.
Lely: Well, just think about something else. It’s probably nothing, although I’m a bit concered.
Fiery: Fuck this bs, let’s find somewhere to stay, then we can rest.
ER Mac: Right, but why cant we stay here?
Fiery: Goddammit it’s true, why haven’t I thought about that? Let’s sleep here.
Toad: On these hard bricks? Hell nah.
IlluZhion: It’s okay Lemon, just sleep beside me.
Lely: Um IlluZhion? You realize that’s Toad right? Not Lemon.
Dark: I think he’s schizophrenic and just doesn’t know.
Max: IlluZhion?
IlluZhion: Oh? Yea, sorry…I miss Lemon,
Toad: Simp
TheOuchy1: What a simp.
Max: Stop. Calling. Me. A. Simp.
Kirbo: No.
Nudge: Illu, it’s just a joke, chill out.
Max: Whatever, it’s about to be nighttime, might as well get some sleep.
Noob: What about the ball’s prediction?
Master8: Don’t worry about it. Let’s just sleep.
K: Alright, good night, I guess…

~That night~

???: Alright, I’m here. Are you sure they’re vulnerable?
???: Of course, they’re asleep. You sent me here to blend in with them, to think I’m their friend.
???: Fine, I’ll take care of three people since they might wake up from ruckus.
???: Just kidnap anyone, idgaf. Now let me sleep.
???: Fi-

Suddenly…

Nudge: Who’s there, mysterious motherfucker?
???: Oh fuck.
Dark: Nudge, why are you so loud?
Max: *Yawns* Seriously.
Nudge: Are you guys blind? That’s the bitch who kidnapped us.
Dark: Goddammit, you’re right. Let’s fight, dick.
???: Oh I don’t think about that.*Pulls out a gun*
Max: What’s that?
???: Oh nothing, just sleeping gas filled gun.

The unknown person let out sleeping gas and Dark, Nudge, and Max, hit the floor face down. They got tied up and was sent away. Okay, that’s enough story time. Will Dark, Nudge, and Max get released? What will happen next? Find out on episode 4. Oh shit I’m going to jail for kidnapping Max. I gtg, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I have determined that one of you is secretly an alien. Please look at your device to confirm your identity."

Just wat until I brak the 5th wal1!1!1!1! 🤯🤯😨😨😱😱😎😎😎

Wreck It Ralph is gonna break every single wall.

On topic though I'm liking this so far.