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5133 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-04-03 at 19:14:33
Name: Noob
Colour: Orange
Species: Shy Guy
Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends.
Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet.
Colour: Orange
Species: Shy Guy
Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends.
Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet.
1Are you hyped for Super Mario Bros Wonders?
On 2023-10-19 at 23:25:21
Not gonna lie I’m not really that excited. It’s not that the game looks bad it’s just that I’m not really interested in Mario right now. I’ll probably end up playing it eventually, maybe I’ll get it for Christmas.
POST YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE SONG!
On 2023-10-08 at 06:37:22
Is this any song that was in a movie or a song that was specifically made for a movie. Cuz my favourite song the house of the rising sun was in the casino but it wasn’t made for that movie. I’m haven’t actually watched the movie but I saw the scene where it plays while my Dad was watching it.
Which clash royale troop makes you leak the most elixir
On 2023-10-12 at 22:13:25
What is wrong with Noob these days 💀
Everything
maybe I should stop making these weird ass topics 💀
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1On 2023-10-12 at 17:11:51
For me it’s mommy archer queen 🤤
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarian and Ballon (all in 1 Deck (yes I am the racistest person on the planet (whatcha gonna do huh? (fight me))))
Your also the gayest cuz you play mega knight and e barbs
On 2023-10-12 at 14:06:18
For me it’s mommy archer queen 🤤
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1MKPC at school
On 2023-10-14 at 00:52:45
My school blocks every online game but for some reason MKPC works.
[FANFIC] MKPC Challenges
On 2023-09-05 at 16:51:39
Episode 1: The Beginning
The MKPCians are going about their day-to-day lives. Lely is listening to k-pop, osc-omb is blowing up, Noob is practicing his sharpshooting skills, Ouchy is setting up a nuke to launch at Popplio's house (wait what?) and everyone else is asleep bc it's like 3AM lol.
Suddenly, everyone gets teleported to a mysterious location.
Cringeh: OW! WHO WOKE ME UP?
Popplio:...uhhhhh definitely not me
Noob: Oh there's Waluigi. *aims gun*
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs and hides in corner*
Ouchy: There are a bunch of Nintendo characters here, actually. *pulls out gun*
Popplio: If you have a gun please put it down, I have an announcemen-
Noob: I can shoot you if you want.
Popplio: No please don't. PLEASE LISTEN LELY!
Lely: *listening to k-pop* Oop, sorry.
Popplio: *sighs* Can I please make the announcement now?
Snowy: no
Popplio: yes
Snowy: no
Popplio: *sighs again* OK EVERYONE! So what we're going to be doing is- LELY!
Lely: Jeez, calm down. *puts away phone without turning off music*
Popplio: OK well that's as good as I'll get. OK, so you're going to be doing some duo challenges.
Noob: Can I be with Ouchy? He also has a gun.
Popplio: Uh, no, your partners will be these Nintendo characters! Not Captain Toad though. I have him.
Princess: Wait so you made the challenges but now you're playing them? Isn't that unfair?
Popplio: No, theSUN made the challenges.
Princess: He's not even in the fanfic-
Popplio: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Anyway, SS, you're with Dimention, and Princess, your partner is Shadow Queen.
Cringeh: Wait we have Shadow Queen AND Peach? Doesn't that mean-
Popplio: Cringeh, you're with ???.
Cringeh: Uh OK, where are they?
Popplio: They don't exist
???: I don't exist lol
Cringeh: Oh is this bc I said I didn't know who my partner would b-
Popplio: S T O P B R E A K I N G T H E F O U R T H W A L L !
Cringeh: jeez okay
Popplio: Snowy, you're with Waluigi.
Snowy: But Waluigi's cowering in the corner.
Waluigi: DON'T COME NEAR ME, DEMON! (talking to Noob)
Popplio: ...uhhhhhhhhh ANYWAY Max, you have Meta Knight
Max: OK cool ig
Meta Knight: OK cool ig
Popplio: Lely, you have Peach.
Lely: Dang it, now Princess is going to be stalking me. Anyway *pulls out phone*
Popplio: I'm not even gonna try at this point...
Lely: Don't talk to me
Popplio: *sighs* Osc, you're with... Bob-omb? Just any Bob-omb ig? There's not a Bob-omb here so go find one ig
osc-omb: OK bye *runs off toward Bob-omb Battlefield*
Michael: Wait Bob-omb Battlefield is accessible from here? Then where are we?
Popplio: Glad you asked! We're in SM64 Peach's Castle!
Michael: OK cool ig
Max and Meta Knight: HEY THAT'S MY LINE
Popplio: Michael, you're with ??...idk...
??...idk...: I also don't exist
Michael: ...ok then
Popplio: Noob, you're with Luigi.
Noob: OK Luigi, here's a gun. You get good with it by tomorrow. Here are some of my training dummies, you gotta-
Noob continued talking to Luigi for the rest of the time everyone was here.
Popplio: ...alright. Last but not least, Ouchy, you're with Bowser Jr.
Ouchy: *looking directly at Max and Meta Knight* OK cool ig
Meta Knight: I SWEAR IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS "OK COOL IG" I SWEAR
Popplio: OK cool ig
Meta Knight: YOU LITTLE-
osc-omb: Hey I'm back- oops
Bob-omb: My main goal is to blow up *blows up Meta Knight
Meta Knight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
osc-omb: welp. time to go find another one. *leaves*
Popplio: OK cool, I'm not dead. Yippee
Noob: I could make you dead. *continues talking to Luigi*
Popplio: No, I wouldn't particularly enjoy that
Cringeh: lol
Popplio: Anyway the challenges start tomorrow, so get a good night's sleep today! See ya, I'm going to go play Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker now!
Captain Toad: I'll join you!
Popplio: OK!
And so the day concluded. Everyone went elsewhere except Lely who was too busy listening to k-pop to notice that everyone left. They came back to Peach's Castle the next day to begin the challenges. Also when Popplio got to his house he realized that Ouchy nuked it so he had to just stay at Peach's Castle lol.
To be continued in Episode 2eventually
The MKPCians are going about their day-to-day lives. Lely is listening to k-pop, osc-omb is blowing up, Noob is practicing his sharpshooting skills, Ouchy is setting up a nuke to launch at Popplio's house (wait what?) and everyone else is asleep bc it's like 3AM lol.
Suddenly, everyone gets teleported to a mysterious location.
Cringeh: OW! WHO WOKE ME UP?
Popplio:...uhhhhh definitely not me
Noob: Oh there's Waluigi. *aims gun*
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs and hides in corner*
Ouchy: There are a bunch of Nintendo characters here, actually. *pulls out gun*
Popplio: If you have a gun please put it down, I have an announcemen-
Noob: I can shoot you if you want.
Popplio: No please don't. PLEASE LISTEN LELY!
Lely: *listening to k-pop* Oop, sorry.
Popplio: *sighs* Can I please make the announcement now?
Snowy: no
Popplio: yes
Snowy: no
Popplio: *sighs again* OK EVERYONE! So what we're going to be doing is- LELY!
Lely: Jeez, calm down. *puts away phone without turning off music*
Popplio: OK well that's as good as I'll get. OK, so you're going to be doing some duo challenges.
Noob: Can I be with Ouchy? He also has a gun.
Popplio: Uh, no, your partners will be these Nintendo characters! Not Captain Toad though. I have him.
Princess: Wait so you made the challenges but now you're playing them? Isn't that unfair?
Popplio: No, theSUN made the challenges.
Princess: He's not even in the fanfic-
Popplio: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Anyway, SS, you're with Dimention, and Princess, your partner is Shadow Queen.
Cringeh: Wait we have Shadow Queen AND Peach? Doesn't that mean-
Popplio: Cringeh, you're with ???.
Cringeh: Uh OK, where are they?
Popplio: They don't exist
???: I don't exist lol
Cringeh: Oh is this bc I said I didn't know who my partner would b-
Popplio: S T O P B R E A K I N G T H E F O U R T H W A L L !
Cringeh: jeez okay
Popplio: Snowy, you're with Waluigi.
Snowy: But Waluigi's cowering in the corner.
Waluigi: DON'T COME NEAR ME, DEMON! (talking to Noob)
Popplio: ...uhhhhhhhhh ANYWAY Max, you have Meta Knight
Max: OK cool ig
Meta Knight: OK cool ig
Popplio: Lely, you have Peach.
Lely: Dang it, now Princess is going to be stalking me. Anyway *pulls out phone*
Popplio: I'm not even gonna try at this point...
Lely: Don't talk to me
Popplio: *sighs* Osc, you're with... Bob-omb? Just any Bob-omb ig? There's not a Bob-omb here so go find one ig
osc-omb: OK bye *runs off toward Bob-omb Battlefield*
Michael: Wait Bob-omb Battlefield is accessible from here? Then where are we?
Popplio: Glad you asked! We're in SM64 Peach's Castle!
Michael: OK cool ig
Max and Meta Knight: HEY THAT'S MY LINE
Popplio: Michael, you're with ??...idk...
??...idk...: I also don't exist
Michael: ...ok then
Popplio: Noob, you're with Luigi.
Noob: OK Luigi, here's a gun. You get good with it by tomorrow. Here are some of my training dummies, you gotta-
Noob continued talking to Luigi for the rest of the time everyone was here.
Popplio: ...alright. Last but not least, Ouchy, you're with Bowser Jr.
Ouchy: *looking directly at Max and Meta Knight* OK cool ig
Meta Knight: I SWEAR IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS "OK COOL IG" I SWEAR
Popplio: OK cool ig
Meta Knight: YOU LITTLE-
osc-omb: Hey I'm back- oops
Bob-omb: My main goal is to blow up *blows up Meta Knight
Meta Knight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
osc-omb: welp. time to go find another one. *leaves*
Popplio: OK cool, I'm not dead. Yippee
Noob: I could make you dead. *continues talking to Luigi*
Popplio: No, I wouldn't particularly enjoy that
Cringeh: lol
Popplio: Anyway the challenges start tomorrow, so get a good night's sleep today! See ya, I'm going to go play Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker now!
Captain Toad: I'll join you!
Popplio: OK!
And so the day concluded. Everyone went elsewhere except Lely who was too busy listening to k-pop to notice that everyone left. They came back to Peach's Castle the next day to begin the challenges. Also when Popplio got to his house he realized that Ouchy nuked it so he had to just stay at Peach's Castle lol.
To be continued in Episode 2
Luigi’s gotta stay strapped of he’s gonna get clapped 😎
3On 2023-09-04 at 21:10:53
Name: Noob
Colour: Orange
Teammate: Luigi
Appearance: A boy with brown hair and eyes, who looks to be around 15 years and old and is 5’9. Wearing a pair of shorts and a t shirt with a plate carrier overtop of it.
Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends. I like to read mostly fantasy and sci-fi books. I enjoy playing video games, my favourite genres are adventure, shooter and platformers. I enjoy to listen to music that my friends often clown on for being to old (it’s mainly from this 60’s and 70’s)
Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet
Colour: Orange
Teammate: Luigi
Appearance: A boy with brown hair and eyes, who looks to be around 15 years and old and is 5’9. Wearing a pair of shorts and a t shirt with a plate carrier overtop of it.
Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends. I like to read mostly fantasy and sci-fi books. I enjoy playing video games, my favourite genres are adventure, shooter and platformers. I enjoy to listen to music that my friends often clown on for being to old (it’s mainly from this 60’s and 70’s)
Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet
1I love Astolfo
On 2023-10-11 at 21:51:03
Pourquoi tu l'aime?
C'est probablement juste un topic pour troll
Yes I made this topic to troll, but also to “cope” with the real attraction I feel by playing it off as a joke. I’m very confused rn because I’m attracted to a guy but only because of his feminine traits. I’ve never been attracted to a man irl and irl femboys don’t usually attract me. But this stupid fucking Astolfo makes my question it all. I can’t be straight, but I can’t really be bi either. Idk what I am, maybe I got the straight dlc, which lets me like anime femboys 💀 This is kinda the culmination of something thats been in the making for a while, ever since I saw my first femboy. Ive been fighting demons and those demons are my feeling I don’t wanna confront 😎
Oh well, then okay. Have fun simping.
I sure will!
On 2023-10-11 at 20:44:26
Pourquoi tu l'aime?
C'est probablement juste un topic pour troll
Yes I made this topic to troll, but also to “cope” with the real attraction I feel by playing it off as a joke. I’m very confused rn because I’m attracted to a guy but only because of his feminine traits. I’ve never been attracted to a man irl and irl femboys don’t usually attract me. But this stupid fucking Astolfo makes my question it all. I can’t be straight, but I can’t really be bi either. Idk what I am, maybe I got the straight dlc, which lets me like anime femboys 💀 This is kinda the culmination of something thats been in the making for a while, ever since I saw my first femboy. Ive been fighting demons and those demons are my feeling I don’t wanna confront 😎
On 2023-10-11 at 00:01:16
this sexy motherfucker is hotter
You make a good argument I’ll give you that but in my books Astolfo is number one 😎
On 2023-10-10 at 23:33:42
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gay
No it 2.19% gae whach is bassicl straight 😎
On 2023-10-10 at 21:38:16
Also Venti is good as well but Astolfo is number one
On 2023-10-10 at 19:08:41
Only 2.19% gay btw
I thought it was 3.14% cuz of a copyposta I saw
traps are actually 3.14% gay, but 3.14 is also the starting numbers for pi, and pi can sound like pie meaning that pie would be gay to right? No. because pie is only close to pi and isnt pie. this means that in reality slim shady is gay, slim shady would be gay due to the fact that he has brung up gay things in his songs, but that doesn’t mean hes gay... right? Well yes and no. Slim shady isnt gay he just has respect for them, which makes him sus. sus like this popular game among us, in among us you can become pink, and guess who is pink? Astolfo. remember how i said astolfo is related to pink from among us, well you see pink is a womans color and guess what astolfo is? a boy, but pink is only based around women because of the past of peoples culture, this means that technically astolfo is still gay, however. in the show that astolfo is in they are based around normal culture, meaning that for then pink is a womans color, meaning that astolfo could be trans, but in their society trans would be a sin meaning that astolfo could possibly be born a woman but with other parts... right? No. you see traps are actually gay its just that the percentage of them makes them not so gay. now you see traps arent gay due to the fact that actually every man is 5% gay no matter how straight they are meaning that traps are actually just femboys and sometimes femboys arent gay they just act like it, and this would be like acting gay with the homies. now you see since femboys arent always gay this means that astolfo could still be gay, however, astolfo isnt gay as we have seen in the show he is only acting gay to embarrass his “master”. since astolfo is only acting this classifies him has straight... right? you see your wrong because just because someone is acting gay doesnt mean they still are gay, this means that astolfo is gay and i have proof now you see the reason why astolfo is gay is because he has tried to kiss his master knowing they are both men, even 3.14% still makes it gay.
Nope
That vid is literally me fr fr, Astolfo is cute af but I’m only 2.19% gay 🔥🔥🔥
On 2023-10-10 at 17:19:36
Only 2.19% gay btw
I thought it was 3.14% cuz of a copyposta I saw
traps are actually 3.14% gay, but 3.14 is also the starting numbers for pi, and pi can sound like pie meaning that pie would be gay to right? No. because pie is only close to pi and isnt pie. this means that in reality slim shady is gay, slim shady would be gay due to the fact that he has brung up gay things in his songs, but that doesn’t mean hes gay... right? Well yes and no. Slim shady isnt gay he just has respect for them, which makes him sus. sus like this popular game among us, in among us you can become pink, and guess who is pink? Astolfo. remember how i said astolfo is related to pink from among us, well you see pink is a womans color and guess what astolfo is? a boy, but pink is only based around women because of the past of peoples culture, this means that technically astolfo is still gay, however. in the show that astolfo is in they are based around normal culture, meaning that for then pink is a womans color, meaning that astolfo could be trans, but in their society trans would be a sin meaning that astolfo could possibly be born a woman but with other parts... right? No. you see traps are actually gay its just that the percentage of them makes them not so gay. now you see traps arent gay due to the fact that actually every man is 5% gay no matter how straight they are meaning that traps are actually just femboys and sometimes femboys arent gay they just act like it, and this would be like acting gay with the homies. now you see since femboys arent always gay this means that astolfo could still be gay, however, astolfo isnt gay as we have seen in the show he is only acting gay to embarrass his “master”. since astolfo is only acting this classifies him has straight... right? you see your wrong because just because someone is acting gay doesnt mean they still are gay, this means that astolfo is gay and i have proof now you see the reason why astolfo is gay is because he has tried to kiss his master knowing they are both men, even 3.14% still makes it gay.
On 2023-10-10 at 16:43:44
This is what I want him to do to me 😍 it’s not gay cuz he suck me!1!1!1 😎
On 2023-10-10 at 15:52:20
Yeah, I’m no gae tho😡😡😡😡
1Who better dry bone or koopa troopa
On 2023-09-25 at 06:31:59
Dry boners
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1BREAKING: Nintendo Network services to end in April 2024!
On 2023-10-04 at 23:38:04
They already shut down the ability to upload corses courses on Mario maker, now you won’t be able to play them either. It’s kinda sad honestly since the Wii U is one of my favourite Nintendo consoles.
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