What Your Favorite Super Mario Game Says About You

All of this is a joke and is not to be taken seriously.

Super Mario Bros 1: You're pretty old school.
The Lost Levels: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Super Mario Bros 2: You wish all your dreams made this much sense.
Super Mario Bros 3: You probably watched The Wizard or that cartoon I'm torn between liking and not liking.
Super Mario World: You think Yoshi is adorable, or you watched that other cartoon I'm torn between liking and not liking.
Mario 64: You just play it for nostalgia.
Sunshine: You know Pachinko Machine is hell and you're not afraid to say it.
New Super Mario Bros: You wish the Mega Mushroom was in every Mario game.
Galaxy: You have a crush on Rosalina.
New Super Mario Bros Wii: You were shocked to see the Koopalings' return, back when they were actually rare.
Galaxy 2: You wish it was in 3D All Stars.
3D Land: You like 360 movement, but in low-quality graphics.
3D World: You like high-quality graphics, but only being able to move in 8 directions.
New Super Mario Bros 2: You care more about collecting every coin than beating the game.
New Super Mario Bros U: You probably have the Switch version.
Odyssey: You probably sing Jump Up, Superstar alone in your room.

Sunshine is my favorite Mario game and I don't think Pachinko's hell. Yes, it's not all that...polished, but it's not the WORST shine in the game. *looks at the River of Death*

New Wii was literally my first video game, so I don't see how that description of its fans is possible.

Aaand I love SMB3 and I have never even HEARD of The Wizard.

I'm Galaxy 2 and yes lol.

I also love what you said about Galaxy

Super Mario Galaxy 1& 2
New Super Mario Bros Wii
Super Mario Bros 3

OR Galaxy could mean you like gusty gardens a lot lol (it is a good song to be fair)

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https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=7943

Actually, yes it is. And please don't argue. Because I'm sure I'm not the only person that thinks this is the worst Shine in the game.
Actually, I've never played Lily Pad Ride. Could that have something to do with it...?

Look, your opinion is different than mine. Deal with it. I personally think Sunshine's controls are really responsive everywhere except the Boat. I don't think you're entirely wrong with your opinion though, and I can see why some people don't like Sunshine, I don't think it's necessary to call someone out just for saying they like a game you despise, especially when you HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED THE GAME. I 95%ed Sunshine. I beat the final boss. I collected every frickin' Blue Coin. I'm a so much of a collectathon fan that I ENJOYED THAT. You saying that the game sucks when you haven't even BEATEN most of it...why!?
Ignore the fact that I do that with Origami KingOh, also, Sunshine isn't my favorite game with Mario in the title. I just meant it was my favorite Mario platformer. It's close between it, 64 DS, and New Wii, however.

And as for the Pachinko being the worst shine thing? Yeah, no. Pachinko is jank, but the death river is simply unfair.

Oh yeah, the boat. THE BOAT.

Also, the REASON I haven't finished the game is because it's way too difficult. Like, for example, every single secret level and the Blooper minigame from Ricco Harbour. And then there's the Sand Bird that everybody thinks is impossible but it's really easy.

That's a funny joke, lad. Mind being serious with me here?

Just because something's DIFFICULT doesn't make it BAD. I agree that some of the secret levels are difficult, and I know it took me several tries to clear a lot of them. I'm not trying to hide that. However, saying that SERENA BEACH'S SECRET IS HARD is just...how are you that bad?
The secret levels are difficult because they take skill. I'm not going to finish this sentence because we both know this is going to be an insult.
And the Blooper Minigame being hard depends on which one you're talking about. The red coin one is stupid because of the end, with that jump that you have to do to grab the shine being really stupidly precise, but the timed race one? That's a piece of cake, even with the slowest one. The slowest one also happens to be the one with the best control/handling/turning, so that one should be the EASIEST to win with. If you're constantly choosing the Pink one because you think they all have the same stats, you desperately need to do a few hours of research on https://www.mariowiki.com/. It's gonna be far more of a help than a hindrance to know all you can about a game if you're not actually gonna finish it.

I'm sorry, guys. I don't mean to be rude or anything, but if you wanna debate if Sunshine is hard or not (or whatever you're fighting about,) this really isn't the best place to do it. I made this topic to have some fun, not to witness two people having an argument over a game. I know it's something minor, but it's kinda taking away from why I made this topic. I hope you understand.

Getting to Sirena Beach's secret is hard, and the first bit is hard. Maybe it's easy on the GameCube, but I just have the Switch version. Also, I WAS talking about the race version of the Blooper minigame. And I am constantly using the green one and have already spent around a week in total on Mariowiki. And the reason I'm not finishing it is because it's ridiculously difficult. Although I have been replaying it a bit lately.

If it's apparently so difficult, why have THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT IT!?

Sorry, sorry, getting a little too mad here. I can respect someone else's opinion if they have good evidence as to why they have that opinion. Saying it's "too hard" is not good evidence. That evidence in itself is an opinion, which is also being given no evidence to support it.

Well, I like a challenge. Most of the time. But when it comes to this game? It gets WAY too hard, to the point where it isn't even fun to play.