fanfic ig

so lets do a fanfic what i need (exemple)
color:red
species:yoshi
name:lance
talents:doing cartwheels
there ig

color: navy
species: human
name: cringeh
talents: idk yet

one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride
his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what  is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.

For future reference, I believe it is called "heebie-jeebies", not "hoopie-joopies", & I apologize for bursting in if that spelling was intentional.

For future reference, I believe it is called "heebie-jeebies", not "hoopie-joopies", & I apologize for bursting in if that spelling was intentional.

Also you're way braver than me, I'm jealous.

why am i braver then you and also it WAS intentinal

I'd be really worried about criticism. For instance I have 100 pager that I'll never share for fear of people thinking that it's really bad.

oh.. well thanks!

they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this!

And the shortest fanfic episode ever award goes too... lance4!

im not done with the episode yet! anyways they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh-*gets insta gold miner picaxes*
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
(i need somone else to be the king)

lely: WHO THE F&*( ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all f%^(~ you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance:*eats matpats house*
lelyk ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
(sussy rap battle activate)
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues *does that one sus (ughum) thing* AMONG U-cringeh: *faints*
lance:*sings devil went down to georigia*
lelyofs
lance:eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely: faints
cringeh

I just wanna point out that lance gave me permission to write some episodes so here you go
Lely:my fuck&* crown
lance:eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh:OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lancepits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely:teliports the fuck out of there

I just wanna point out that lance gave me permission to write some episodes so here you go
Lely:my fuck&* crown
lance:eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh:OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lancepits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely:teliports the fuck out of there

IILL PEEE IN YOUR MOUTH YA LIL WEASEL

most terrible and cringiest fanfic episode i've ever seen and i'm not even joking when i say that because it's literally filled with dead 2020 humor + you added a person in without their permission so maybe ask them next time

any drinks?