Me and My Brother are the Only People Who Have Issues with the Mario Movie.
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9374 pts ★ ExpertOn 2023-03-23 at 20:35:23
So, Yah. We Get a Mario Movie. Big Deal.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
Hold my beer. (I never have drank beer I'm just saying it)
1) DK talking isn't weird have you not watched that one DK series but also it would be weird for one character to not talk.
2) He could use the fire flower but he hasn't been in a Mario main-line game. If he was added to Super Mario 3d world deluxe and could use the fire flower would you complain?
3) Wario and Waluigi could be added to the movie but not shown in promotional material. Also does it really matter, they could be added in a sequel.
4) It makes more sense for Luigi to get kidnapped because Mario wouldn't care about Peach.
5) Too Dark? Bowser literally dies in one of the games. What, is star wars too dark because stormtroopers get shot?
6) Why can't there be karts. Not only will it potentially make sense in the movie but also acts as a good reference.
7) So what if Bowser talked? He can and he will to make the plot make sense.
8 ) They wanted to get Chris Pratt to do it and the actual Mario voice actor is in the movie for a cameo.
9) It's a style choice. Also multiple levels feature loads of mushrooms.
10) Once again they may be featured but not shown or be in a sequel
11) Yoshi is there and also sequel. Did you complain about the sonic movie not having Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Shadow, Metal Sonic etc.
12) Mario and Luigi do know they are brothers so I don't know where you got this idea.
13) See 3
14) So what if Bowser doesn't know what spinneys are. He didn't make the species and they appear unable to speak so does it matter.
Finally:
Edit: The video is mostly as a joke however you are factually incorrect.
It's Dark because a Luma says "The only way out of Jail is to Die."
And Bowser Never Talks. He Roars.
And Tails and Knuckles were in the Sonic Movie. The Second one.
Number 2 electric boogaloo:
1) And? It's not that dark. Did you not understand my point kids watch darker stuff?
2) So what. If bowser didn't talk in the movie the plot wouldn't make much sense and we wouldn't know why he kidnapped Luigi
3) I meant the first one
Achuickakuickyally Tails Was In The First Sonic Movie
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2On 2023-03-23 at 20:37:08
So, Yah. We Get a Mario Movie. Big Deal.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
Hold my beer. (I never have drank beer I'm just saying it)
1) DK talking isn't weird have you not watched that one DK series but also it would be weird for one character to not talk.
2) He could use the fire flower but he hasn't been in a Mario main-line game. If he was added to Super Mario 3d world deluxe and could use the fire flower would you complain?
3) Wario and Waluigi could be added to the movie but not shown in promotional material. Also does it really matter, they could be added in a sequel.
4) It makes more sense for Luigi to get kidnapped because Mario wouldn't care about Peach.
5) Too Dark? Bowser literally dies in one of the games. What, is star wars too dark because stormtroopers get shot?
6) Why can't there be karts. Not only will it potentially make sense in the movie but also acts as a good reference.
7) So what if Bowser talked? He can and he will to make the plot make sense.
8 ) They wanted to get Chris Pratt to do it and the actual Mario voice actor is in the movie for a cameo.
9) It's a style choice. Also multiple levels feature loads of mushrooms.
10) Once again they may be featured but not shown or be in a sequel
11) Yoshi is there and also sequel. Did you complain about the sonic movie not having Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Shadow, Metal Sonic etc.
12) Mario and Luigi do know they are brothers so I don't know where you got this idea.
13) See 3
14) So what if Bowser doesn't know what spinneys are. He didn't make the species and they appear unable to speak so does it matter.
Finally:
Edit: The video is mostly as a joke however you are factually incorrect.
It's Dark because a Luma says "The only way out of Jail is to Die."
And Bowser Never Talks. He Roars.
And Tails and Knuckles were in the Sonic Movie. The Second one.
Number 2 electric boogaloo:
1) And? It's not that dark. Did you not understand my point kids watch darker stuff?
2) So what. If bowser didn't talk in the movie the plot wouldn't make much sense and we wouldn't know why he kidnapped Luigi
3) I meant the first one
Achuickakuickyally Tails Was In The First Sonic Movie
cracks me up everytime! anyway, I hope Kirby stops this bullcrap
On 2023-03-23 at 20:47:07
I'm sorry for the aggresiveness, but I got to speak my heart.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
No one cares about your little complaints.
But people do care about these TOPICS! It's immature.
You act like your 9 years old, not 14. A normal 14 year old, like Hampter, wouldn't argue about the pettiest things. Stop with these, BUT, if you do wish to do complaints, do it on SFA.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
No one cares about your little complaints.
But people do care about these TOPICS! It's immature.
You act like your 9 years old, not 14. A normal 14 year old, like Hampter, wouldn't argue about the pettiest things. Stop with these, BUT, if you do wish to do complaints, do it on SFA.
I'm sorry but I have to return to this.
The fact that you reported me, shows how immature you are. Like I said, you do something about the most petty things. For BAD reasons. Like cry about it lol, no one cares about your complaints, and it ain't about just this topic. It's about all of them you made! MOST OF THEM ARE USELESS, like the TMNT Creepy face thing, and your problem with the Eshops closing, like there is always a modder lol.
And most of your memes execpt for the pizza one is horrible as hell. You're probably ruining the point of Meme Of The Day by posting those stupid memes. I know I'm exaggerating but COME ON! It's dumb. So, all I'm asking you to do is stop with these topics, stop complaining, AND FURTHER MORE, TRY ACTUALLY LIKING SOMETHING THE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!
On 2023-03-23 at 20:58:25
LoCk ThIs PwEaSe
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1On 2023-03-23 at 21:23:07
Acutally, you know what? If no staff member has, could a Moderator or Admin do a warning on KirbyBoy? Because at this point it's deserved. Anyone agree wth me?
On 2023-03-23 at 21:24:12
@Senko @BowserJr08 Pls lock it
On 2023-03-23 at 21:33:00
congratulations Kirbyboy 
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11On 2023-03-23 at 21:43:04
I'm sorry for the aggresiveness, but I got to speak my heart.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
No one cares about your little complaints.
But people do care about these TOPICS! It's immature.
You act like your 9 years old, not 14. A normal 14 year old, like Hampter, wouldn't argue about the pettiest things. Stop with these, BUT, if you do wish to do complaints, do it on SFA.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
No one cares about your little complaints.
But people do care about these TOPICS! It's immature.
You act like your 9 years old, not 14. A normal 14 year old, like Hampter, wouldn't argue about the pettiest things. Stop with these, BUT, if you do wish to do complaints, do it on SFA.
Reported For Swearing at Me.
Bro he's just saying "shut the fuck up" do you want worse ? That's literally 0 or negative on the swearing scale. Cry about it. The other day Ralsei called me a faggot, I've already dealt with death threats and been called by the dirtiest names out of here. Do you want me to use them against you ? I won't. If you don't want to be sweared at, then don't make stupid topics for nothing. People had enough of you complaining for nothing. I could as well report your topics for being absolutely stupid, useless, repetitive, excessive... But I won't since that would be stupid. Also, his point is right. If someone tells you "shut up, stop being racist" and then does a speech, you will report his message because he sweared at you ? Even if you were being racist earlier. Cry. About. It. And you'll barely see this sentence coming out from me.
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4On 2023-03-23 at 21:47:03
congratulations Kirbyboy
Why are you even congratulating him ? Personnally I think every single bit of what he's said on this topic is terrifyingly wrong
3On 2023-03-23 at 22:58:12
congratulations Kirbyboy
This is the first joke I ever seen you made
On 2023-03-24 at 01:13:51
So, Yah. We Get a Mario Movie. Big Deal.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Here is a Comparision.
N64
DS
Wii
Wii Again
3DS
3DS again
Wii U
Nintendo Switch
MK64
Then there is the Movie
See the Difference?
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Here is a Comparision.
N64
DS
Wii
Wii Again
3DS
3DS again
Wii U
Nintendo Switch
MK64
Then there is the Movie
See the Difference?
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
Oh Baby!-Wario, 2022
Let's see what's cooking today, shall we?
First and formost, everyone can use Fire Flowers in Mario Kart.
Second, the only reason DK has never used one in a game before is because he isn't in any of the games.
Third, it's a goddamn movie. Everyone needs a voice.
Fourth, they don't have every Mario Kart character. Rosalina, Birdo, Toadette, DK Jr, R.O.B, King Boo, Petey Piranha, Honey Queen, Wiggler, Metal Mario, Pink Gold Peach, the Babies, the Koopalings, Bowser Jr, Monty Mole, I could go on and on. Heck, DAISY, an actually semi-important character in the Mushroom Kingdom, isn't here either.
Fifth, this is before the games. Technically, it's between Yoshi's Island and Super Mario Bros 1. Mario never met Peach, he has no reason to save her yet. And, as you can probably tell with kids movies having a predictable script, Peach gets captured in the endgame and Mario will have to save them both in the finale.
Sixth, YES, Lumas are dark by their very nature. They literally DIE in both Galaxy games. When they turn into planets, Launch Stars, Pull Stars, Life Mushrooms? They fucking DIE. And they literally sack themselves for their mom, all the time. They're like Gardevoir, they don't fear death.
Seventh, Wario and Waluigi aren't known for being in Mario Kart, Wario is known for being Mario's opposite, his love of garlic, Bob-ombs, money, and WarioWare. Waluigi isn't known, at all. Fixed it.
Eighth, Mario is still just a fucking New Yorker at this point. I dare you to find something in New York that prompts you to shout "Yahoo" and nothing else for the rest of your life.
Ninth, It's a movie, they can't be silent. It's hard to express the character's ideals and motivations if they just sit there and growl. They can't make a joke, either, which is crucial in kids' movies.
Tenth, what you have chosen to highlight is Peaches' Castle and it's surrounding area. Not the entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Eleventh, Mario 64 is too old to have had all that detail going on in the first place. There are plenty of Mushrooms in the New Bros. Games, 1-4 or 1-5 are always full of them, you're just choosing a level instead of the world map. And please, explain why Odyssey's Mushroom Kingdom is a floating island??? Seriously? It's a different timeline, things won't add up 100% of the time, and the games minimize what's happening OUTSIDE of the game's playable areas, it's a game, they can't waste time on stuff no one will ever see.
Twelfth(???), we haven't seen everything, they could be saving things for an obvious sequel, or he could just be FUCKING DEAD.
Thirteenth, Toadette is again, very special, could be a sequel thing, or just we haven't seen it yet.
Fourteenth, for absolute crying the hell out loud, Yoshi's have been confirmed to appear. The one's who saved Baby Mario are dead. We'd be meeting the new Yoshis from Mario World and onward, they don't know Mario YET. Almost everything you have an issue with hinges on the fact that NOBODY KNOWS WHO MARIO IS YET. Can't you see that?
Fifteenth, Wario and Waluigi would also be living in New York, obviously. You expect Mario's cousin to be in the Mushroom Kingdom before him?
Sixteenth, Mario has said, over and over, "I'd do anything to save my brother". Don't know if your ears were offline every single time he's said it, but trust me, they know that they are brothers. They're twins, dammit, it's impossible for them not to have that twin connection going on at all times. That was the whole point of Yoshi's Island, for god's sake.
Seventeenth, the Spinies were introduced in Mario Bros. 3, the play. The fake game. The not real experience. Spinies are not normal creatures, bozo. Lakitu has to throw them for them to do anything. It's very probable Bowser has never met one, since Lakitu is the one in charge of them. Think of Lakitu as a Commander in the Koopa Army. Bowser tells Lakitu to deal with the Bros, and that's it. Lakitu can do as he pleases. Did you ever notice that Spinies aren't used anywhere Lakitu isn't? There his underlings, his personal pocket of warriors. Bowser doesn't know jack about them, it makes perfect sense.
Eighteenth, needed an even number. End of response.
54On 2023-03-24 at 01:31:53
And, @Kirbyboy
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
On 2023-03-24 at 01:53:35
And, @Kirbyboy
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
My Brother is 12 1/2.
On 2023-03-24 at 02:04:18
And, @Kirbyboy
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
And your sister?
My Brother is 12 1/2.
On 2023-03-24 at 02:04:59
And, @Kirbyboy
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
And your sister?
My Brother is 12 1/2.
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1On 2023-03-24 at 06:06:37
congratulations Kirbyboy
Good joke
On 2023-03-24 at 08:35:21
So, Yah. We Get a Mario Movie. Big Deal.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Here is a Comparision.
N64
DS
Wii
Wii Again
3DS
3DS again
Wii U
Nintendo Switch
MK64
Then there is the Movie
See the Difference?
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
But Guess what? There are Some Things Most People don't realize about it.
So, First. Donkey Kong Talks. That is Not Normal Compared to the Real DK.
Second, He Uses the Fire Flower. DK Uses the Fire Flower. DK USES THE FIRE FLOWER???? Why does DK use the Fire Flower? That is even more Not Normal than Him Talking.
They Have Every Mario Kart Character but Wario and Waluigi.
Third, Wario, and Waluigi. C'mon, Wario and Waluigi would be Perfect for the Movie.
Forth, Luigi Gets Captured, but Not Peach. Woah Woah Woah! Hold the Phone! Peach doesn't get Captured? And Luigi Does? What is this? Opposite Land? Peach Always Gets Captured.
Fifth, A Luma is acting Dark. So, in the Movie, Luigi Says, "How Do I Get Out?" A Luma says, "The only way out is the best way of Dying!"
That's Very Dark. Even For a Mario Thing!
Sixth, Why is Mario Kart in it? This isn't a Mario Kart Movie. It's the SUPER Mario Movie. Even if It was. Wario and Waluigi Should be in it. They are known for Being in Mario Kart.
Seventh, Bowser Talks. OMG! Why! Bowser Only Talked in Super Mario Sunshine and the SMB show!
Eighth, Also, Compared to how Accurate Sonic Sounded in the Sonic Movie, Mario Doesn't sound that Accurate in the Movie.
Ninth, Compared to the Mushroom Kingdom in the Games, and to the Movie. There are Way Too many Mushrooms in the Movie.
Here is a Comparision.
N64
DS
Wii
Wii Again
3DS
3DS again
Wii U
Nintendo Switch
MK64
Then there is the Movie
See the Difference?
Ten, Toadsworth (the Mushroom Kingdom Helper), and Toadette (Another Mushroom Kingdom Helper) aren't Present. That's Shocking!
Eleventh, Yoshi Isn't there. WHAT? WHAT? RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! He's always there.
Twelfth, Mario And Luigi Don't Know they are Brothers. I feel Like Exploding. That is InAccurate to the Video Games.
Thirteenth, Wario And Waluigi aren't there. C'mon Nintendo, They would add a lot of Humor to the Movie!
Fourteenth, Bowser doesn't Know What spinies are. He said, "Spiny's Who every You are." Bowser, You should know what Spinies are. Movie Bowser, You are as Dumb as Patrick Star.
That's All. I'll add more Reasonings When I think of It.
Oh Baby!-Wario, 2022
Let's see what's cooking today, shall we?
First and formost, everyone can use Fire Flowers in Mario Kart.
Second, the only reason DK has never used one in a game before is because he isn't in any of the games.
Third, it's a goddamn movie. Everyone needs a voice.
Fourth, they don't have every Mario Kart character. Rosalina, Birdo, Toadette, DK Jr, R.O.B, King Boo, Petey Piranha, Honey Queen, Wiggler, Metal Mario, Pink Gold Peach, the Babies, the Koopalings, Bowser Jr, Monty Mole, I could go on and on. Heck, DAISY, an actually semi-important character in the Mushroom Kingdom, isn't here either.
Fifth, this is before the games. Technically, it's between Yoshi's Island and Super Mario Bros 1. Mario never met Peach, he has no reason to save her yet. And, as you can probably tell with kids movies having a predictable script, Peach gets captured in the endgame and Mario will have to save them both in the finale.
Sixth, YES, Lumas are dark by their very nature. They literally DIE in both Galaxy games. When they turn into planets, Launch Stars, Pull Stars, Life Mushrooms? They fucking DIE. And they literally sack themselves for their mom, all the time. They're like Gardevoir, they don't fear death.
Seventh, Wario and Waluigi aren't known for being in Mario Kart, Wario is known for being Mario's opposite, his love of garlic, Bob-ombs, money, and WarioWare. Waluigi isn't known, at all. Fixed it.
Eighth, Mario is still just a fucking New Yorker at this point. I dare you to find something in New York that prompts you to shout "Yahoo" and nothing else for the rest of your life.
Ninth, It's a movie, they can't be silent. It's hard to express the character's ideals and motivations if they just sit there and growl. They can't make a joke, either, which is crucial in kids' movies.
Tenth, what you have chosen to highlight is Peaches' Castle and it's surrounding area. Not the entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Eleventh, Mario 64 is too old to have had all that detail going on in the first place. There are plenty of Mushrooms in the New Bros. Games, 1-4 or 1-5 are always full of them, you're just choosing a level instead of the world map. And please, explain why Odyssey's Mushroom Kingdom is a floating island??? Seriously? It's a different timeline, things won't add up 100% of the time, and the games minimize what's happening OUTSIDE of the game's playable areas, it's a game, they can't waste time on stuff no one will ever see.
Twelfth(???), we haven't seen everything, they could be saving things for an obvious sequel, or he could just be FUCKING DEAD.
Thirteenth, Toadette is again, very special, could be a sequel thing, or just we haven't seen it yet.
Fourteenth, for absolute crying the hell out loud, Yoshi's have been confirmed to appear. The one's who saved Baby Mario are dead. We'd be meeting the new Yoshis from Mario World and onward, they don't know Mario YET. Almost everything you have an issue with hinges on the fact that NOBODY KNOWS WHO MARIO IS YET. Can't you see that?
Fifteenth, Wario and Waluigi would also be living in New York, obviously. You expect Mario's cousin to be in the Mushroom Kingdom before him?
Sixteenth, Mario has said, over and over, "I'd do anything to save my brother". Don't know if your ears were offline every single time he's said it, but trust me, they know that they are brothers. They're twins, dammit, it's impossible for them not to have that twin connection going on at all times. That was the whole point of Yoshi's Island, for god's sake.
Seventeenth, the Spinies were introduced in Mario Bros. 3, the play. The fake game. The not real experience. Spinies are not normal creatures, bozo. Lakitu has to throw them for them to do anything. It's very probable Bowser has never met one, since Lakitu is the one in charge of them. Think of Lakitu as a Commander in the Koopa Army. Bowser tells Lakitu to deal with the Bros, and that's it. Lakitu can do as he pleases. Did you ever notice that Spinies aren't used anywhere Lakitu isn't? There his underlings, his personal pocket of warriors. Bowser doesn't know jack about them, it makes perfect sense.
Eighteenth, needed an even number. End of response.
Those are the exact points I was making.
On 2023-03-24 at 13:45:26
And, @Kirbyboy
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
How old is this "brother" of yours? Because I know my brothers would argue noncessantly over something like this for ages, if I told them that these are the "problems" I have with the movie. Add your sister too. It'd be interesting to know if she's older than you......
And, how she feels about the movie.
And your sister?
My Brother is 12 1/2.
17.
'Kay, that's what I was expecting....
I don't want to sound rude here, but, you're sister is older than you. Statistically speaking, it is highly likely that she's knows more than you do in any area. If you two were randomly selected, 9/10 says she's likely to be more informed in everything, let alone she's almost an adult legally. At a glance, if someone had to pick who they think would know more about XYZ, without any prior knowledge or anything, they'd pick her, unless she's super short and could pass off as an 11 year old without her ever speaking or anything like that. Let me tell you, from experience-well, not my own, I'm the oldest here, even then you have other older family members anyways? But in a SIBLINGS ONLY situation, from other people's perspectives(namely my little brother), if somebody older than you disagrees with you on a subject, you're probably wrong. You could be entirely right, but statistically speaking, without any prior context or info, she probably knows better. Just something to consider, y'know.
2On 2023-03-24 at 14:16:22
In any case, there was DK cartoon, and he spoke there. Also, a lot of other people have problems with the movie too, and I don't really mean the Pratt voice anymore. More like the film's runtime being kinda short, the constant change of the release, it was supposed to be December, they pushed it back to April 20th, brought it forward to 15th, really stressful to time this for parents if they don't have a straight date. Even then, these problems are still fairly subjective. Animated movies typically don't last that long, it'll be showing over and over and over again for a few months, likely every other day at your local theatre for a week or two, etc.
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