[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)

Episode 3 (PART 1 OF 2): Fighting for our Lives

Note before we get started on the episode, I said that each episode would be split into two parts. The thing is, these parts will release separately simply because my computer can't handle long inputs anymore as its hardware is likely broken, thus it often crashes. Apologies if this causes inconvenience for future episodes. Without further ado, here's Episode 3: Part 1 of MKPC Battle!

Max: This cave is a bit dark... not sure if I like it here...
Lely: Why don't we set Osc's fuse alight, that'll give us some light.
Nudge: That's not necessary, idiots. There's a fucking light switch here for a reason. (Nudge flicks the light switch on, lighting up the entire cave, revealing a luxury settlement)
D4rk: Oh mah gawd, perfect setup for a TikTok shoot, yars queen~
Princess [changed my name because yes + nothing in the rules that says I can't]: Oh my days... I'm going upstairs...
Ruri: Me too, I'm not sticking around because of a lame-ass TikTok shoot.
Lely: I'm going too.
D4rk: Blawg, that's giving depression, you're bullying me, red flag, posting this on TikTok. (D4rk twists his hips harshly and continues doing TikTok posts)
Coolio: Well that's them gone I guess.
SS: Everyone's been behaving so strangely ever since coming here-
Croassung: Oh my days guys, LOOK!!! (Croassung shows everyone a leaflet for a Battle Tournament)
Princess: What's all the ruckus, me and Ruri were trying to- oh my God, Ruri, you better take a look at this, you're gonna fucking love it.
Ruri: What is it, Prince- (Ruri squeals) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God... A FIGHTING TOURNAMENT?!
Max: (Reading the leaflet with everyone crowded round) 'Think you've got the brains and the brawn? Why not try out Battle Beach, the most exciting fighting gameshow in all of the MKPC World! Signups are at 11pm on the 12th of October at The Ring'...
Nudge: So eleven at night today... at... 'The Ring'? Where's that?
SS: Not so sure I like the sound of this... all the other scrapes we've been through as a team... we're lucky we've survived, I don't wanna die now!
Atomic: Calm down Star, it's just a fighting tournament. I'm sure nobody will REALLY die.
Ouchy: You never know, maybe I'll put a bullet through y'alls brains... (Everyone glares at Ouchy) ...I was joking!
Dietsoda: I mean, Atomic is correct, we are highly unlikely to perish. It will probably just be some kind of melee thing.
Lely: Good call, let's take our weapons and get going.
D4rk: I'll take my phone too, I can't live without it, queen.
Osc: Me and Nudge are packing our video equipment too, we can't risk getting our asses knocked in without getting a snapshot of the action.
Lely: In case you make any innuendos, I'm packing a cigaret lighter to light your fuse which will make you blow up...
Osc: But what if I like that-
Lely: One more word...
Princess: Let's just get going, enough of this whole 'he said, she said' nonsense you two.
Lely: Ugh, fine. Still packing that lighter though.

So everyone made haste for The Ring. Little did they know that Star's suspicions were correct, and they would also meet a familiar foe there... But what is Battle Beach? Why is it so hyped up? Find out in the second part of Episode 3 of MKPC Battle, coming out soon!

Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual

holy s*1t. 187 upvotes. damn, thats the most reactions to a message i have ever seen by far.

OMG YAS QUEEN, I SLAY ALL THE TIME💅💅💅

holy s*1t. 187 upvotes. damn, thats the most reactions to a message i have ever seen by far.

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Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual

Holy fuck how you not banned for making the fucking goddamn 191 alt accounts like this guy broke most of the rules many times already.

not him

Sorry
but who's making alts to make a mass up voting then???

Sorry
but who's making alts to make a mass up voting then???
Edit:What if they used a different email so they can't track the person.🤔

Holy fuck how you not banned for making the fucking goddamn 191 alt accounts like this guy broke most of the rules many times already.

Sorry
but who's making alts to make a mass up voting then???
Edit:What if they used a different email so they can't track the person.🤔

Max showed me the list of alts about the upvote thing and the spam, honestly it's rather absurd to think that somebody would create this many alts

umm actually the ip limit is 25 dont ask me how i know that def not selfhosting the mkpc website

wow what an incredible showing of love by the community with the upvotes , i have been gone for a while but i am pleased to see the many legends that are still going at it in here.i want to give a shoutout to the legend FWAYS who has been a incredible man for the community , i had the opportunity to speak to the man himself recently while i was out of the country and let me tell you that man right here he is one hell of a guy a true legend , a marksman , a champioon , feared soldier