tell your funniest joke here (no racism, sexism, ability biased, nsfw stuff, or swears)
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5078 pts ★ NoviceOn 2021-05-25 at 01:54:53
Why did the egg say no to the other when it wanted to tell a joke.
Becaues the joke crackes him up everytime.
Becaues the joke crackes him up everytime.
On 2021-05-25 at 01:58:57
Also my brother made this one that is not funny to me but.
Why did the chicken cross the play ground?
to get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the play ground?
to get to the other slide.
On 2021-05-25 at 02:52:13
How much does it cost a pirate to get an ear piercing?
A buck an ear
buccaneer
A buck an ear
buccaneer
On 2021-05-25 at 12:43:17
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
6 is afraid of 7 because 7 is a six offender.
6
6On 2021-05-25 at 13:24:31
that is innapropreat
(person with the six offender joke)
edit or remove it immediatly
that is a serious crime irl
(person with the six offender joke)
edit or remove it immediatly
that is a serious crime irl
On 2021-05-25 at 13:28:55
that is innapropreat
(person with the six offender joke)
edit or remove it immediatly
that is a serious crime irl
(person with the six offender joke)
edit or remove it immediatly
that is a serious crime irl
I didn't actually say the word, I said SIX. Yes, there's a word implied, but I didn't say it.
On 2021-05-25 at 13:44:24
i would still prefer that you would remove it
On 2021-05-25 at 13:57:11
Why is bacon called bacon
And cookies called cookies?
When you cook bacon and bake cookies?
(Not a joke but still)
And cookies called cookies?
When you cook bacon and bake cookies?
(Not a joke but still)
On 2021-05-25 at 14:06:57
Why is bacon called bacon
And cookies called cookies?
When you cook bacon and bake cookies?
(Not a joke but still)
And cookies called cookies?
When you cook bacon and bake cookies?
(Not a joke but still)
It's called a cross walk, but you walk across, you don't across walk.
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On 2021-05-25 at 16:00:09
Music related joke.
How many choir members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An Alto to actually do it, and a Soprano to ask if it's too high.
(Alternatively you can swap the Alto for a Baritone and the Soprano for a Tenor.)
How many choir members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An Alto to actually do it, and a Soprano to ask if it's too high.
(Alternatively you can swap the Alto for a Baritone and the Soprano for a Tenor.)
On 2021-05-25 at 17:44:17
What's a highway's favorite part of a song?
The bridge
The bridge
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On 2021-05-25 at 17:58:12
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw S I N K O P E S O on the other side
you can already tell me I'm unfunny
you can already tell me I'm unfunny
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On 2021-06-06 at 19:40:20
I finally got Sims 4!
I burned my parents, drowned my sister, and made my girlfriend starve.
Then I played Sims 4.
I burned my parents, drowned my sister, and made my girlfriend starve.
Then I played Sims 4.
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On 2021-11-08 at 08:45:23
A dude just decide to go at a psychiatric clinic.
He say to the psychiatric that he just talk without can stop. He's very very very gossipy.
The psy "OK, I listen you".
Waiting 1 hr in the silence
The dude just came back to his house, and his sis just ask if he have solved his problem, and the dude just say that hhe don't talk at all during 1 hr. Sis : seriously ? Bro : Yes, and my moneybag is empty right now.
I KNOW, THAT'S THE WORST JOKE EVER
He say to the psychiatric that he just talk without can stop. He's very very very gossipy.
The psy "OK, I listen you".
Waiting 1 hr in the silence
The dude just came back to his house, and his sis just ask if he have solved his problem, and the dude just say that hhe don't talk at all during 1 hr. Sis : seriously ? Bro : Yes, and my moneybag is empty right now.
I KNOW, THAT'S THE WORST JOKE EVER
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On 2021-11-08 at 17:24:08
The only reason Facebook exists is so 40 year olds can post pictures of their poor life decisions dressed in cute little outfits
2On 2021-11-08 at 17:59:43
A dude just decide to go at a psychiatric clinic.
He say to the psychiatric that he just talk without can stop. He's very very very gossipy.
The psy "OK, I listen you".
Waiting 1 hr in the silence
The dude just came back to his house, and his sis just ask if he have solved his problem, and the dude just say that hhe don't talk at all during 1 hr. Sis : seriously ? Bro : Yes, and my moneybag is empty right now.
I KNOW, THAT'S THE WORST JOKE EVER
He say to the psychiatric that he just talk without can stop. He's very very very gossipy.
The psy "OK, I listen you".
Waiting 1 hr in the silence
The dude just came back to his house, and his sis just ask if he have solved his problem, and the dude just say that hhe don't talk at all during 1 hr. Sis : seriously ? Bro : Yes, and my moneybag is empty right now.
I KNOW, THAT'S THE WORST JOKE EVER
yey cool jk
On 2021-11-09 at 01:32:22
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idea
No idea
On 2021-12-08 at 18:06:59
I have another moment.
Today I was to the shcool. The hour : 9 o'clock. Teacher was screaming and uninteresting like everyday. But an older student comes, open the door, scream in the classroom, the teacher just scream and scream and scream, and a teacher comes and scream to the screaming teacher to SHUT UP !!! So it's not a joke but still a fun moment who really happens in my school.
Ah and sorry for the
but I want to follow it.
Today I was to the shcool. The hour : 9 o'clock. Teacher was screaming and uninteresting like everyday. But an older student comes, open the door, scream in the classroom, the teacher just scream and scream and scream, and a teacher comes and scream to the screaming teacher to SHUT UP !!! So it's not a joke but still a fun moment who really happens in my school.
Ah and sorry for the
but I want to follow it.Page : 1 2