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[Fanfic] MKPC fantasy

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Episode 0: IlluZhion:

Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.

IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.

IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.

Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e

IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.

IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.

IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.

2 hours later:

The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.

Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.

IlluZhion gasps

IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.

IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.

IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..

The elf was already long gone.

IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.

Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?

IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?

What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.

I like how each character's story is somehow linked to eachother's, it makes the fanfic better.
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Dietsoda wrote:
Episode 0: Toad:

Toad walked out of the doorway as it burnt to the ground. Around him zombies were clawing their way out of the ground and ripping civilians apart. There was nothing like the chaos of destroying a village.

Toad: Ah how lovely the residents of this village are painting the walls red, a shame the colour will fade.
Zombie: Brauuuhghhh
Toad: Silence.

The zombies head suddenly explodes as an arrow passes through it. Blood covers toad's face and he licks his lips to taste it.

Toad: Zombies! Go to the trees. Hunt down this interloper.
Zombies: Braaaaaiiiiiinhhs
Toad: STOP SHAMBLING YOU FOOLS! Chase them.

Blood red particles swirled around Toad as he empowered the zombies and granted them teh ability to sprint. The zombies ran into the treeline and screams could be heard from the bushes. The interloper was not dead and would not bother him. He walked along the path towards Toad Town.

3 hours later:

Toad: Now you know why I would be the best ruler of Toad Town.
Duke: but I don't see why.

Toad stared into his eyes and made him follow his commands.

Duke: ah but if course you are the best ruler we could ever have here in Toad Town
Toad: of course I am. Now leave this mansion in the next 5 seconds or die.

It was impossible for the Duke to leave as Toad had command of him. Toad then killed the Duke in one sweep of his sword. Using the blood covering the blade he cast a spell to kill most the Dukes servants. All but one of them died. The corpses the  rose.

Toad: you messenger!
Messenger: ye- ye- yes
Toad: of course your a cowering wretch. Listen, if you act as my messenger I will give you everything you want. You can become a ruler of some nearby land.
Messenger: O- o- ok
Toad: You like a girl? You can have her.
Messenger: you killed her.
Toad: Oh, you can have a different one then. You know, there's plenty more corpses in the graveyard.
Messenger: that's not how the saying...
Toad: go tell the people that they're under my rule now, and tax them of their food as well, that'd be funny.
Messenger: ok

The messenger runs off towards the town center where a Toad with
an axe can be seen over the corpse of a man with a crowd formed around them.

Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?

IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.

How much fun will the zombies have at the bar/pub? Where does IlluZhion rule? Find our some other time.

oh that guy is a disgrace to toads! maybe for episode 1 it would be me and you just ending their free trial of existence.

I said I’m on order those 3 people of destruction liking my comment.

I wanted to be neutral, I even changed it but it's not an option.
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Dietsoda wrote:
Episode 0: Toad:

Toad walked out of the doorway as it burnt to the ground. Around him zombies were clawing their way out of the ground and ripping civilians apart. There was nothing like the chaos of destroying a village.

Toad: Ah how lovely the residents of this village are painting the walls red, a shame the colour will fade.
Zombie: Brauuuhghhh
Toad: Silence.

The zombies head suddenly explodes as an arrow passes through it. Blood covers toad's face and he licks his lips to taste it.

Toad: Zombies! Go to the trees. Hunt down this interloper.
Zombies: Braaaaaiiiiiinhhs
Toad: STOP SHAMBLING YOU FOOLS! Chase them.

Blood red particles swirled around Toad as he empowered the zombies and granted them teh ability to sprint. The zombies ran into the treeline and screams could be heard from the bushes. The interloper was not dead and would not bother him. He walked along the path towards Toad Town.

3 hours later:

Toad: Now you know why I would be the best ruler of Toad Town.
Duke: but I don't see why.

Toad stared into his eyes and made him follow his commands.

Duke: ah but if course you are the best ruler we could ever have here in Toad Town
Toad: of course I am. Now leave this mansion in the next 5 seconds or die.

It was impossible for the Duke to leave as Toad had command of him. Toad then killed the Duke in one sweep of his sword. Using the blood covering the blade he cast a spell to kill most the Dukes servants. All but one of them died. The corpses the  rose.

Toad: you messenger!
Messenger: ye- ye- yes
Toad: of course your a cowering wretch. Listen, if you act as my messenger I will give you everything you want. You can become a ruler of some nearby land.
Messenger: O- o- ok
Toad: You like a girl? You can have her.
Messenger: you killed her.
Toad: Oh, you can have a different one then. You know, there's plenty more corpses in the graveyard.
Messenger: that's not how the saying...
Toad: go tell the people that they're under my rule now, and tax them of their food as well, that'd be funny.
Messenger: ok

The messenger runs off towards the town center where a Toad with
an axe can be seen over the corpse of a man with a crowd formed around them.

Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?

IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.

How much fun will the zombies have at the bar/pub? Where does IlluZhion rule? Find our some other time.

Left 4 toad confirmed????!?!?!?
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Dietsoda wrote:
Episode 0: Fiery:

Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor

Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...

Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.

Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.

The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.

Fiery: you really don't want to continue

The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.

Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death

Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.

Fiery: well now to take those melons home.

A messenger walks into the town square with a message.

Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.

Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.

Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.

What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.

Alternate title: Fiery kills a guy, loses melons and drinks his woes away.
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Senko wrote:
Dietsoda wrote:
Jenwren wrote:
Name: Jenwren (order)
Colour: White
Personality: Kind and smart, but also extremely obsessed with video games
Species: Cat


how would video games exist? Also a literal cat? I'm going to add you but...







...It'll be weird

I am a foxgirl but whatever

"thanks foxgirl thing"
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Dietsoda wrote:
Jenwren wrote:
Name: Jenwren (order)
Colour: White
Personality: Kind and smart, but also extremely obsessed with video games
Species: Cat


how would video games exist? Also a literal cat? I'm going to add you but...







...It'll be weird

"How would a literal cat exist?"


Great question *[
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I want to be neutral , please
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Dietsoda wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
I will only join if it's generic - I don't like Warhammer.

Name: xrunner48 (Vibri)
Colour: Violet
Species: ??? (PFP)
Personality: Not social at all. Learnt things through a PC. Concepts like love and friendship are unfamiliar. However, very powerful and focused.
BONUS ABILITY: Unmatched Reaction Times


How would a pc exist in a fantasy world.where the most technological advancement is steam tanks and gunpowder?

OK, my character isn't originally one of your fantasy ones. So what? As the writer you should either:
A: specify what the rules are
B: FIND SOME WAY TO PUT IT THE STORY SERIOUSLY
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I will only join if it's generic - I don't like Warhammer.

Name: xrunner48 (Vibri)
Colour: Violet
Species: ??? (PFP)
Personality: Not social at all. Learnt things through a PC. Concepts like love and friendship are unfamiliar. However, very powerful and focused.
BONUS ABILITY: Unmatched Reaction Times

Is pokemon good or bad as a series?

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As I mentioned, I've only played sword and crystal so I might not have a lot of experience with the franchise, but here are my opinions:

- The "simple" battle system works very well for a (mostly) portable game series.

- Wild pokemon battles can get tedious (I know there's an item called "repel", but I can't ever buy any as my bag is full).

- Legendary pokemon can be interesting, but it's annoying how you can't complete the pokedex without specific events (for example, I got my celebi with a event "GS ball" only in Japanese and virtual console versions of crystal).

- The multiplayer features are great, but can be annoying for lonely people (most people playing nowadays)


I think that pokemon as a concept is great, but some games in the series are better than others so you should be careful when choosing a game.
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If one more person insults Pokemon Sword I will come to their home and leave a live nuclear bomb on their doorstep I personally think Pokemon is good.
Dietsoda wrote:
Also a real time strategy game is almost always better than turn based strategy game such as pokemon. :p
I see why you would prefer real time strategy games over turn based strategy games but I personally disagree (although I haven't played many of either lol).
xrunner48 wrote:
Sword is a bad example, as it is one of the worst games in the series

🗡️🗡️🗡️nah jk
Dietsoda wrote:
The story of sword was underwhelming to say the least. Oh no, pokemon used to be big and business man is evil.

I seriously disagree with this (which is NOT because I grew up with this game (yes I know I'm literally still 11 lol)) and I think the DLC has great story as well. Speaking of which, DLC. I'm probably the minority here but I think, no matter what, DLC is a good thing for any game. I mean, look at MK8DX or Smash Ultimate's DLC. In my opinion, Sword/Shield's DLC is on par with those games and only enhances the great story from the base game.

I also think the turn based strategy part of the game was handled brilliantly. The moves all feel like they make a solid dent in the opposing Pokemon's HP, and the status moves all seriously enhance your own ability to win the battle. The progression in Sword is perfect imo, and my only issue is that for the final battle, with probably the most tense lead-up in the whole Pokemon series, Leon is surprisingly easy to beat. Also Bea is absolutely insanely difficult, fight me.

Overall, Pokemon is a great series imo and that's shown by the fact that I have every Pokemon game on Switch lol (except Scarlet and Shining Pearl but THOSE DON'T COUNT ALRIGHT)

I thought sword was OK but most pokemon fans say its bad.
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I think that Sword is a bad example, as it is one of the worst games in the series (according to most pokemon giganerds). I like the earlier games (I have crystal and I want to get sapphire) but maybe the new ones (XY, Sun, Moon, Scarlet, Violet) are OK, I haven't played many :p.

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osc-omb wrote:
Dietsoda wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
Why do you always create topics like this whenever anyone deletes their account?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

I really don't understand this uniform policy.


The least they can do is let us wear differing ties.

I know, it's so stupid. How is a Bob-Omb even meant to wear one?

tie it around your eyes like a blindfold. i must contact the administrator regarding this tie situation...
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Why do you always create topics like this whenever anyone deletes their account?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

I really don't understand this uniform policy.

COLLAB: Mario Kart: The Forgotten

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I'll do GCN Block City :).

Favorite MKPC Player and why

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Not a big fan of this topic but I'd say Noob68, he's funny, respectful and overall just a good member.
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Tornado Siren Meme of the Day.

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KirbyBoy wrote:
Please Don't Give a Bad Reaction to These Memes. Like the Facepalm thing

*don't facepalm it Don't Facepalm It DON'T FACEPALM IT*

KirbyBoy and the attempt to avoid facepalms.

Share your custom item distributions!

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osc-omb wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
I made a custom gamemode (sort of):

Counter-Kart

(but it isn't anything like counter-strike :}).

Rules:
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- Play in battle mode
- Play with 2 teams.

Items:
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Triple green shells: sort of a gun idk.
Osc-omb: Works like a grenade.
Blooper: flashbang.
Red shell: A homing bullet, nothing like it in the original game.

Item distribution:
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[{"carapacerouge":2,"bobomb":2,"carapaceX3":15,"bloops":1}]

Maps:

You can suggest other maps and I will add them here

Mapmaking:
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- Have 2 spawn areas for each team.
- When placing spawns, put player 1 in team 1 spawn, then player 2 in team 2 spawn, player 3 in 1 and so on.
- Put item boxes only near the spawn point.


Enjoy :D

Yay I'm in the game

Yet you're only the 2nd most rare weapon (blooper is ahead of you, this means war).

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