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13828 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-06-04 at 12:56:38
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i am selling these objects.
one dabloon per object.
i am selling these objects.
one dabloon per object.
Only one dabloon, what a great price! I’ll take your entire stock!
thank you for your business kind sir.
On 2023-06-03 at 21:08:06
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i am selling these objects.
one dabloon per object.
i am selling these objects.
one dabloon per object.
What is your Gender?
On 2023-05-09 at 22:14:29
theSUN is a star in space with 8 planet
dwarf planets: am i a joke to you?
On 2023-05-08 at 17:41:44
I am a boy, and I'm bisexual, if you have something against that, I'm sorry
Oh, I forgot to mention. I'm also bisexual
Why not ?
He forgot?
WDYM?
He said he forgot to mention it.
On 2023-05-08 at 17:39:12
I am a boy, and I'm bisexual, if you have something against that, I'm sorry
Oh, I forgot to mention. I'm also bisexual
Why not ?
He forgot?
On 2023-05-07 at 14:20:45
but I dont want to say my gender
Then why did you post a message on this topic?
[Fanfic] MKPC fantasy
On 2023-06-12 at 16:25:09
It's only been 4 months (still more active than magma island).
Great episode BTW.
Great episode BTW.
On 2023-02-22 at 16:52:04
Alright then, am I no longer a writer?
On 2023-02-11 at 12:56:02
Can I be a writer 
?
I already made one episode.
?I already made one episode.
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1On 2023-02-11 at 08:36:43
I'm busy trying to make Nudges likes great as they normally are.
If you want I can help.
On 2023-01-22 at 16:07:06
Episode 0: Jenwren:
Jenwren woke up in a cage. Jenwren could see some people.
Bartender: how much is the cat. I've been having some rat problems.
Seller: 10 gold
Bartender: 10 gold! Fine. Only because I need it.
Jenwren: Meow (no let me out)
Seller: shut up cat.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out)
Seller: shut up.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out then)
Seller: just take it for free.
At the tavern after Jenwren killed lots of rats. A group of 3 people, a Toad, a shy guy and an elf.
Noob: that's a cute cat. Could I have it.
Jenwren: Meow ( don't let them take me)
Bartender: yeah sure why not, 5 gold.
Jenwren: Meow (I'm worth more than 5 gold, I'm worth like 15)
Dietsoda: don't buy it mayfly its annoying.
Noob: No I'll take it for 15 gold.
Bartender: Ok then.
Jenwren: Meow (no I don't want to go with them)
Noob: (whispering) then where do you want to go.
Jenwren: Meow (shy guy city)
Noob: Let's go to shy guy city.
Edit: I forgor 💀 to add the end part so... why is Jenwren a cat? Find out by going to page 1.
Jenwren woke up in a cage. Jenwren could see some people.
Bartender: how much is the cat. I've been having some rat problems.
Seller: 10 gold
Bartender: 10 gold! Fine. Only because I need it.
Jenwren: Meow (no let me out)
Seller: shut up cat.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out)
Seller: shut up.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out then)
Seller: just take it for free.
At the tavern after Jenwren killed lots of rats. A group of 3 people, a Toad, a shy guy and an elf.
Noob: that's a cute cat. Could I have it.
Jenwren: Meow ( don't let them take me)
Bartender: yeah sure why not, 5 gold.
Jenwren: Meow (I'm worth more than 5 gold, I'm worth like 15)
Dietsoda: don't buy it mayfly its annoying.
Noob: No I'll take it for 15 gold.
Bartender: Ok then.
Jenwren: Meow (no I don't want to go with them)
Noob: (whispering) then where do you want to go.
Jenwren: Meow (shy guy city)
Noob: Let's go to shy guy city.
Edit: I forgor 💀 to add the end part so... why is Jenwren a cat? Find out by going to page 1.
Fun Fact: this is a joke episode, originally there wasn't going to be one for Jenwren.
When's the next prologue
?EDIT: Hopefully today, I'm writing one and I think Nudge has the next one.
On 2023-01-21 at 22:08:00
I have been considering ending this fanfic. Should I?
No, this is one of the better fanfics ever made.
4On 2023-01-14 at 09:22:21
Episode 0: StarSplizz
Starsplizz stepped out of his front door onto the cloud his house resides on and continued walkingbecause of Mario physics because I have a unique setting because he lives on a cloud. He then walks to his mailbox and gets a letter out of it. He begins to read it aloud.
StarSplizz: (reading) Does your cloud have insurance? If not, get some now!
Starsplizz: Why do I constantly get ads like this?
StarSplizz: (reading letter)
Dear Starsplizz,
I want to meet up at the tavern near the walls of shy guy city. Get there for 9:00
Cheers, Fiery
StarSplizz: Well I know where I'm going.
StarSplizz checks the time and finds he has 3 hours to get there. Luckily he can fly for 3 hours straight and shy guy city is only 2.4 hours away. He flies away towards the city.
How did the letter get to the cloud?birdWho will get the next prologue? Find out the last question in the next proloige and the first one later.
Starsplizz stepped out of his front door onto the cloud his house resides on and continued walking
StarSplizz: (reading) Does your cloud have insurance? If not, get some now!
Starsplizz: Why do I constantly get ads like this?
StarSplizz: (reading letter)
Dear Starsplizz,
I want to meet up at the tavern near the walls of shy guy city. Get there for 9:00
Cheers, Fiery
StarSplizz: Well I know where I'm going.
StarSplizz checks the time and finds he has 3 hours to get there. Luckily he can fly for 3 hours straight and shy guy city is only 2.4 hours away. He flies away towards the city.
How did the letter get to the cloud?birdWho will get the next prologue? Find out the last question in the next proloige and the first one later.
Does starsplizz live on 8-3 from SMB2JP?
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1On 2023-01-07 at 21:03:14
Just wondering, who gets the next prologue?
On 2023-01-07 at 15:04:22
Episode 0: Jenwren:
Jenwren woke up in a cage. Jenwren could see some people.
Bartender: how much is the cat. I've been having some rat problems.
Seller: 10 gold
Bartender: 10 gold! Fine. Only because I need it.
Jenwren: Meow (no let me out)
Seller: shut up cat.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out)
Seller: shut up.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out then)
Seller: just take it for free.
At the tavern after Jenwren killed lots of rats. A group of 3 people, a Toad, a shy guy and an elf.
Noob: that's a cute cat. Could I have it.
Jenwren: Meow ( don't let them take me)
Bartender: yeah sure why not, 5 gold.
Jenwren: Meow (I'm worth more than 5 gold, I'm worth like 15)
Dietsoda: don't buy it mayfly its annoying.
Noob: No I'll take it for 15 gold.
Bartender: Ok then.
Jenwren: Meow (no I don't want to go with them)
Noob: (whispering) then where do you want to go.
Jenwren: Meow (shy guy city)
Noob: Let's go to shy guy city.
Jenwren woke up in a cage. Jenwren could see some people.
Bartender: how much is the cat. I've been having some rat problems.
Seller: 10 gold
Bartender: 10 gold! Fine. Only because I need it.
Jenwren: Meow (no let me out)
Seller: shut up cat.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out)
Seller: shut up.
Jenwren: Meow (let me out then)
Seller: just take it for free.
At the tavern after Jenwren killed lots of rats. A group of 3 people, a Toad, a shy guy and an elf.
Noob: that's a cute cat. Could I have it.
Jenwren: Meow ( don't let them take me)
Bartender: yeah sure why not, 5 gold.
Jenwren: Meow (I'm worth more than 5 gold, I'm worth like 15)
Dietsoda: don't buy it mayfly its annoying.
Noob: No I'll take it for 15 gold.
Bartender: Ok then.
Jenwren: Meow (no I don't want to go with them)
Noob: (whispering) then where do you want to go.
Jenwren: Meow (shy guy city)
Noob: Let's go to shy guy city.
Meow (I have your family in my closet)
4On 2023-01-07 at 12:13:46
People can still join. Also I guess I should do a people who may want to join so.
People who may want to join:
@Osc-omb
@Ashton68
@TJ_k4rt
@Ssg-132
People who may want to join:
@Osc-omb
@Ashton68
@TJ_k4rt
@Ssg-132
Sure
Color white
Personality very smart and nice but can get rude if needed
You need to join order or destruction.
Can I join order?
1On 2023-01-07 at 10:59:11
These prologues are really good! 
2On 2023-01-05 at 18:53:08
Episode 0: IlluZhion:
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
I think it's kind of obvious who the queen is if I'm the king
And by the way, I was born a vampire I didn't become one
It's fun to see the way fanfics implement you and Lemon.
In mine, Lemon is a famous person who your opponents make fun of...
1On 2023-01-05 at 18:47:56
Can you fix grammar issues? It's kind of hard to read .
.
1On 2023-01-05 at 16:50:47
Episode 0: Fiery:
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
Fiery walks out if his house and towards the food vendor
Fiery: Hey could I take this melon?
Vendor: What? Yes of course just pay me the 3 gold and be on your way.
Fiery: I can't.
Vendor: Why not you have a wallet right there?
Fiery: I'm sorry but your gold is in another wallet.
Vendor: you want conflict? I challange you to a duel. You win, you get all the melons you want for free, I win you get a head shorter.
Fiery: Ok...
Fiery pulls out his axe as the Vendor grabs his rapier, preparing for an easy victory. He charges at Fiery and the fight begins.
Fiery: you could surrender at any time.
Vendor: as could you, not that it would help, either way you die.
The Vendor stabs at Fiery, but misses by an inch.
Fiery: you really don't want to continue
The Vendor lunges towards Fiery but his attack is blocked by the axe.
Vendor: ah but you see I do, I want your head on my mantlepiece.
Fiery: your death
Fiery jumps at him pushing the axe through his head and killing him.
Fiery: well now to take those melons home.
A messenger walks into the town square with a message.
Messenger: here the, here the, Toad Town is now ruled by the conveniently named Toad. You owe a majority of your food to him now.
Fiery: Oh bother.
Messenger: Hey you with the big sack full of melons! You can keep one but you must give all the others to us. Fail to do so and the town guard will execute you.
Fiery hands over the melons and goes to the local bar to drink away his problems.
Fiery: Why did they have to take my melons? And my money too.
Noob: so you want to make coin?
Fiery: Yes why?
Noob: are you good with a blade?
Fiery: Yeah I'm good with an axe
Noob: welcome aboard
Dietsoda: Another mayfly? Why do I have to be in company of lumberfoots such as you?
Fiery: I have no idea what that means but it doesn't sound good so, could you just shut up?
Noob: Oh the elves like that, just ignore them. Anyway we need to find more people to fill our ranks.
What's this about? How did Toad takeover? Find out later I guess.
WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING DIETSODA SAY "MAYFLIES" IN FANFICS?
Seriously, it happened in MKPC Heroes, MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising and now HERE! Could someone please explain?
Dietsoda wrote this one?