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A story (by the mkpc community)
Today at 01:10:42
the computer burst into flames

he gets a second degree burn and goes to the doctor.
the doctor says the burn is pregnant and soon it gives birth to two twin babies

Today at 01:08:20
he plays formula 1 in the ps5
but the formula 1 gets too realistic and it overheats, he cooks a waffle on it
Yesterday at 23:00:19
He gets a gift but sneaks into the package before Christmas and gets caught...
They returned the gift and turns out it was a PS5 😢
They returned the gift and turns out it was a PS5 😢
Hello.
Today at 03:46:13
Hi there i\'m new at this game tell me how to play it correctly or play it like a pro😎
translation by @Woo8687
translation by @Woo8687
not french Hola soy nueva en este juego dígame como jugarlo correctamente es decir como jugar como un pro😎
we could play online sometime! i can even teach you how to rd

she's gone till February
oh i didnt know sry
Yesterday at 23:07:24
Hi there i\'m new at this game tell me how to play it correctly or play it like a pro😎
translation by @Woo8687
translation by @Woo8687
not french Hola soy nueva en este juego dígame como jugarlo correctamente es decir como jugar como un pro😎
we could play online sometime! i can even teach you how to rd

1/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\
Yesterday at 22:48:07
Someone named @YAHOOOO dropped the N bomb in private chat.
yo what no way i thought he was a good guy bro
his main acc is @Magpie20_Festive_Season
edit: wait nevermind it isnt that must be someone else
edit 2: wait it is nvm
2Yesterday at 05:12:07
yeah nudgy banned me from the discord because he said i was uderage, im 15. he said im a child because i sent a joke message to some french guy who said "you live in america the land of guns and sh**" or smth so i said smth stupid about france. nudgy said i was underage bc of that.
1On 2025-11-21 at 02:26:01
On 2025-06-25 at 00:54:50
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?pseudo=UtubeMaster
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?pseudo=ChaoticPubicHair
He got out of IP ban, apparently.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?pseudo=ChaoticPubicHair
He got out of IP ban, apparently.
okay but what he hell is that username
On 2025-06-20 at 06:22:03
innapropriate username @Dick
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?id=7315
edit: why facepalm reactions
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?id=7315
edit: why facepalm reactions
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1On 2025-06-18 at 00:44:06
@Scream said I was a kid just because I said "sybau" ONCE. I said, "nothing says i am a kid like 'my fav character is lighnting mcqueen'"(because his character was Lightning McQueen and mine was Steve from Minecraft), and he said I'm a kid because I play Minecraft? I told him my 60-year-old DAD still plays Minecraft. And he said my dad is autistic??? Screenshots: 

You know, "stfu" counts as an insult, sooooo well this is my report, so just guess.

bro calling someones dad autistic is a much worse insult, mine doesnt justify it

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3On 2025-06-18 at 00:38:26
@Scream said I was a kid just because I said "sybau" ONCE. I said, "nothing says i am a kid like 'my fav character is lighnting mcqueen'"(because his character was Lightning McQueen and mine was Steve from Minecraft), and he said I'm a kid because I play Minecraft? I told him my 60-year-old DAD still plays Minecraft. And he said my dad is autistic??? Screenshots: 



On 2025-06-17 at 04:14:41
@kai_drz came in as a spectator and started yapping for no reason 

On 2025-06-11 at 04:54:57
i was on mkpc online and @smg178 said some horrible stuff i dont even remember this was last year. but he started spamming my dms:
and said horrible stuff too so i roasted him with this because he was a wierd brit (no offense to other brits just him):
he saidstuff like


and i went for the final roast:
he also spammed links to innapropiate youtube videos

and said horrible stuff too so i roasted him with this because he was a wierd brit (no offense to other brits just him):

he saidstuff like


and i went for the final roast:
he also spammed links to innapropiate youtube videos
Track Building Contest : Autumn 2025 / Concours de création de circuits : Automne 2025
Yesterday at 22:56:45
I have an old track I'm really proud of:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=188086
Also a lot of people said this one was really creative:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=166691
Edit: I didn't read the whole message lol it's abt mushrooms
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=188086
Also a lot of people said this one was really creative:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=166691
Edit: I didn't read the whole message lol it's abt mushrooms
/!\ Advent Calendar 2025
On 2025-12-01 at 01:18:05
happy holidays
which one would you choose
Yesterday at 23:49:54
So it is kinda a war on 2 truths and 1 lie rn(https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17362&page=22) about If Spinach/salad it tastes good so…
If you like spinach/salad react with up
If you don’t like it react with down
If you like spinach/salad react with up
If you don’t like it react with down
i kinda started the war

spinach is awesome tho
Yesterday at 23:48:45
1. get the best keyboard (up)
2. get the best mouse (down)
3. get the best controller (check)
2. get the best mouse (down)
3. get the best controller (check)
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1Why do bad tv shows, especailly kids shows have banger theme songs?
Yesterday at 23:02:31
TEAM UMIZOOMI!!! (that show was lowk fire tho)
265 - 
14164 pts ★ Champion
4978 pts ★ Budding pilot

