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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2022-07-09 at 00:55:56
Boi: How bout a bomb?
*kills 2/3 the cast at random*
Lely: Oh no!1!11!1!!11! Death!11!!!11
D:
Boi/Boi's ghost: Use my Recovery Center Machine :]
(recovers everyone, but they all have amnesia)
Host: If they have amnesia, well all hope's lost. Might as well give them a better personality.
*kills 2/3 the cast at random*
Lely: Oh no!1!11!1!!11! Death!11!!!11
D:Boi/Boi's ghost: Use my Recovery Center Machine :]
(recovers everyone, but they all have amnesia)
Host: If they have amnesia, well all hope's lost. Might as well give them a better personality.
3On 2022-07-03 at 18:18:55
Actually, you're becoming a solo person that hates teamwork, but for now, no assassin, and no healing factor.
My character not yours
But just get rid of my weird flirty crap
3On 2022-07-03 at 01:07:36
Well I can die, but I have my healing factor. I think brain damage would kill me. And maybe burning.
2On 2022-07-03 at 00:35:35
Can you at least fix my personality I would much rather be a solo assassin who can’t die than some.. pervert. If you don’t… well..
1On 2022-07-02 at 05:32:40
this show is very goofy aah
On 2022-07-02 at 00:53:19
imma make up how it would go
Toadpool: imma go underwater and stick knives through peoples boats >:]
the guy im with: W/hat NO WTF NO YOU IDIOT
Toadpool: L+ratio and i didnt ask
(does the thing to someones boat [not hampter tho])
that guy: Hey! get away from our boat idiot!
Toadpool: what are you gonna do bout it?
that guy: Well I - . I could - Huh. I could kill. you.
Toadpool: You cant loser +ratio (swims away, but also throws a knife out backwards. it misses.)
Toadpool: imma go underwater and stick knives through peoples boats >:]
the guy im with: W/hat NO WTF NO YOU IDIOT
Toadpool: L+ratio and i didnt ask
(does the thing to someones boat [not hampter tho])
that guy: Hey! get away from our boat idiot!
Toadpool: what are you gonna do bout it?
that guy: Well I - . I could - Huh. I could kill. you.
Toadpool: You cant loser +ratio (swims away, but also throws a knife out backwards. it misses.)
On 2022-07-02 at 00:48:36
Here's a more accurate trait description of ya boi:
- Basically Deadpool, so if i lose my legs, they grow back. But unlike him, it grows back slower.
- Hates working in groups, would rather be a lone wolf.
- Can breathe underwater for up to a day.
- Somewhat quick and strong
- a little sexist (has a minimal preferrence of males over females)
- No flirting.
- Agile with all weapons
- 4th wall breaker
- Basically Deadpool, so if i lose my legs, they grow back. But unlike him, it grows back slower.
- Hates working in groups, would rather be a lone wolf.
- Can breathe underwater for up to a day.
- Somewhat quick and strong
- a little sexist (has a minimal preferrence of males over females)
- No flirting.
- Agile with all weapons
- 4th wall breaker
1On 2022-07-02 at 00:45:28
Launching chapter
Host : Hello to you all. I'm glad to see people there, it's been long since I didn't have anyone to tortu*cough* play with !
Redshell : And what we doing there ?
VC : You accepted to come, bruh.
Redshell : Dude I just wanna know what we doing there.
VC : So shut up and let's listen to him.
Redshell : But what we doing there ?
VC : You stupid.
Host : So yeah, welcome to MKPC Archipel. That's a tropical island where you can eat a lot of exotic fruits and stuff... It has verdant forests and you can walk on beaches when sun is setting.
Max : ... but ?
Host : You'll be paired, yup. With whoever you want. You'll have to showdown sometimes. But you'll have free time too. So... Have a nice day finding your huts by yourself. They're pretty comfortable, but you'll have to sleep together--
Toadboi : 😏😏😏
Lely : That's absolutely disgusting. 😒
Max : Ew. I'm not sleeping with you Toadboi.
Arrived to the huts...
Max : Well they're simple but they looks so comfortable ! Look at this sofa !
😴...
DarkShell : I'm gonna take the biggest room, I need personal space.
Gamerlion : Please stop being savage. I wanna be friend with you... 🥺
DarkShell : Get outta my view ! 😤
Gamerlion : 😭
Lely : Hey ! Be nice to him or else ! 🤬
DarkShell : You wouldn't cause much damage, you're 11 years old, kidass. 😒
Lely : ⚒️😘
DarkShell : What could you do to me LMAO.
Lely : Ummm... Death, several injuries, aches, being in pain while moving... 🤔
MysteryMan : Guys please stop. Lely, please leave this rude ass be. DarkShell, frick off.
VC : Or else we're throwing your dark shell outta here and it will broke in a million pieces.
Osc-omb : Hey let's chill. It's 12AM. Wanna take a snack ? 😋
Toadboi : The only snack is me 😏😏😏
Hampter : Sorry but you're not even cute or anything. 😘
Toadboi : Shut up, I'm so hot. 🤤🥵
Max : Didn't knew he is forced to tell the opposite of what he is...
Toadboi : Roast me harder, daddy 😏
Lely : Stop it...
MysteryMan : They left 🍣 and some fried meat.
Lely : Lemme eat all the sushis or you'll become one 🤬
Max : Sure Lely.
Fways : Sushi shouldn't be edible lol
Lely : How is he here ? 😱
Everyone : Who ? 🧐
Lely : Guess I'm becoming crazier and crazier... 😐
MysteryMan : You eat whatever you want. They also put some veggie things, in case any of us would want to eat this.
VC : Anyways, do I look pretty ? 🤔
Max : Sort of.
Redshell : Yeah.
Gamerlion : Yes you really do. 🤩
VC : Awww, thanks. 🥰
DarkShell : No, you look 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Max : Stop it DarkShell ! That's not nice ! 😤
DarkShell : Come on I'm not a crybaby, I'm afraid of nothing. 😎
Hampter : Uh, why is there a spider on your shoulder ? 😖
DarkShell : Haaa ! 😰
Lely : AAAAAAAAEEEEEEE 😱😱😱😱😱
Max : It's enormous and it's... Horrendous. 😨
Osc-omb : Come on guys. Take a quick snack and let's go to the beach. Our host is certainly waiting us right there.
MysteryMan : Sure Baby Bomb. 🙂
Osc-omb : I'm not a baby ! 😑
Arrived to the beach...
Host : You like the place ?
Lely : Yeah, it feels like Gelato Beach.
Max : Anyways, what's the challenge ?
Host : That's simple. You see those wooden bars over the sea ?
Everybody : Yep. 🤔
Host : You'll have to stand there for the longest possible time. The last who falls is winning.
Max : And what do we win ?
Host : You'll see later. Now... See you later !
Everybody appeared on the bars. The challenge is starting.
After 2 hours...
MysteryMan : Aish, my arms are so tired. 😩
Max : Let's say I have another problem.
Lely : What's the problem Max ? 🙁
Max : Look, I have to go to the bathroom really bad. It's painful to stay here, while hearing the waves moving. 😖
Lely : Guess you'll have to hold it... 😕
Max : It's really hard though, it's pressuring on my abs, while I'm stucked on this freaking bar... 😑
Lely : Look, I also have to go to the bathroom... But we can't leave like this. And I'm not gonna lose this for a freaking stupid need.
Hours later...
Max : Lely, I feel like I'm dying by inside...😣
Lely : Me too but we're the two last. We just have to wait DarkShell to fall--
*DarkShell falling*
Max : Yay ! 😓
Host : Congrats to Max and Lely because they have won... Ah yeah, I forgot to mention : there is 2 winners per round. Now you're free, take a break !
*Max and Lely arguing on their way back home while walking fast*
Max : I was focused on this freaking stupid need during all the round so I think we did incredible, without realizing it.
Lely : But getting stucked on a bar was a bad experience. And let's say we weren't in the best settings to do this. Anyways Max, you okay with us pairing ? Because I have to admit, I like you...
Max : No, I was about to suggest it to you. ^^
Lely : Nice ! Thanks. 😁
Max : Anything for you to be happy. Wanna do something this evening ?
Lely : Nothing special, just spending time together. I don't feel in ease with the others, I don't know why. Oh look, there's a cute crab over here !
After a sunset stroll on the beach, and various activities, everybody got back to the camp.
During the dinner...
DarkShell : I and Toadboi decided to pair !
Lely : I'm gonna avoid this team as much as possible.
Max : I paired with Lely, he's very nice ! 😁
*Lely's blushing*
Redshell : I don't paired with anyone so far...
Hampter : I paired with Osc-omb, he's genius like me.
VC : And I paired with MysteryMan.
This evening, let's say they were having fun. It would be less fun tomorrow, but after all, let them have fun. It was a nice evening for everbuddy and the pairs slept together (so Redshell paired with Gamerlion). They're all sleeping and that's why I'm whispering. See you tomorrow... For the next chapter !
Yeah I did it.
That's done. I'm not respecting personnalities you gave, sorry.
Give a feedback please !
Host : Hello to you all. I'm glad to see people there, it's been long since I didn't have anyone to tortu*cough* play with !
Redshell : And what we doing there ?
VC : You accepted to come, bruh.
Redshell : Dude I just wanna know what we doing there.
VC : So shut up and let's listen to him.
Redshell : But what we doing there ?
VC : You stupid.
Host : So yeah, welcome to MKPC Archipel. That's a tropical island where you can eat a lot of exotic fruits and stuff... It has verdant forests and you can walk on beaches when sun is setting.
Max : ... but ?
Host : You'll be paired, yup. With whoever you want. You'll have to showdown sometimes. But you'll have free time too. So... Have a nice day finding your huts by yourself. They're pretty comfortable, but you'll have to sleep together--
Toadboi : 😏😏😏
Lely : That's absolutely disgusting. 😒
Max : Ew. I'm not sleeping with you Toadboi.
Arrived to the huts...
Max : Well they're simple but they looks so comfortable ! Look at this sofa !
😴...
DarkShell : I'm gonna take the biggest room, I need personal space.
Gamerlion : Please stop being savage. I wanna be friend with you... 🥺
DarkShell : Get outta my view ! 😤
Gamerlion : 😭
Lely : Hey ! Be nice to him or else ! 🤬
DarkShell : You wouldn't cause much damage, you're 11 years old, kidass. 😒
Lely : ⚒️😘
DarkShell : What could you do to me LMAO.
Lely : Ummm... Death, several injuries, aches, being in pain while moving... 🤔
MysteryMan : Guys please stop. Lely, please leave this rude ass be. DarkShell, frick off.
VC : Or else we're throwing your dark shell outta here and it will broke in a million pieces.
Osc-omb : Hey let's chill. It's 12AM. Wanna take a snack ? 😋
Toadboi : The only snack is me 😏😏😏
Hampter : Sorry but you're not even cute or anything. 😘
Toadboi : Shut up, I'm so hot. 🤤🥵
Max : Didn't knew he is forced to tell the opposite of what he is...
Toadboi : Roast me harder, daddy 😏
Lely : Stop it...
MysteryMan : They left 🍣 and some fried meat.
Lely : Lemme eat all the sushis or you'll become one 🤬
Max : Sure Lely.
Fways : Sushi shouldn't be edible lol
Lely : How is he here ? 😱
Everyone : Who ? 🧐
Lely : Guess I'm becoming crazier and crazier... 😐
MysteryMan : You eat whatever you want. They also put some veggie things, in case any of us would want to eat this.
VC : Anyways, do I look pretty ? 🤔
Max : Sort of.
Redshell : Yeah.
Gamerlion : Yes you really do. 🤩
VC : Awww, thanks. 🥰
DarkShell : No, you look 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Max : Stop it DarkShell ! That's not nice ! 😤
DarkShell : Come on I'm not a crybaby, I'm afraid of nothing. 😎
Hampter : Uh, why is there a spider on your shoulder ? 😖
DarkShell : Haaa ! 😰
Lely : AAAAAAAAEEEEEEE 😱😱😱😱😱
Max : It's enormous and it's... Horrendous. 😨
Osc-omb : Come on guys. Take a quick snack and let's go to the beach. Our host is certainly waiting us right there.
MysteryMan : Sure Baby Bomb. 🙂
Osc-omb : I'm not a baby ! 😑
Arrived to the beach...
Host : You like the place ?
Lely : Yeah, it feels like Gelato Beach.
Max : Anyways, what's the challenge ?
Host : That's simple. You see those wooden bars over the sea ?
Everybody : Yep. 🤔
Host : You'll have to stand there for the longest possible time. The last who falls is winning.
Max : And what do we win ?
Host : You'll see later. Now... See you later !
Everybody appeared on the bars. The challenge is starting.
After 2 hours...
MysteryMan : Aish, my arms are so tired. 😩
Max : Let's say I have another problem.
Lely : What's the problem Max ? 🙁
Max : Look, I have to go to the bathroom really bad. It's painful to stay here, while hearing the waves moving. 😖
Lely : Guess you'll have to hold it... 😕
Max : It's really hard though, it's pressuring on my abs, while I'm stucked on this freaking bar... 😑
Lely : Look, I also have to go to the bathroom... But we can't leave like this. And I'm not gonna lose this for a freaking stupid need.
Hours later...
Max : Lely, I feel like I'm dying by inside...😣
Lely : Me too but we're the two last. We just have to wait DarkShell to fall--
*DarkShell falling*
Max : Yay ! 😓
Host : Congrats to Max and Lely because they have won... Ah yeah, I forgot to mention : there is 2 winners per round. Now you're free, take a break !
*Max and Lely arguing on their way back home while walking fast*
Max : I was focused on this freaking stupid need during all the round so I think we did incredible, without realizing it.
Lely : But getting stucked on a bar was a bad experience. And let's say we weren't in the best settings to do this. Anyways Max, you okay with us pairing ? Because I have to admit, I like you...
Max : No, I was about to suggest it to you. ^^
Lely : Nice ! Thanks. 😁
Max : Anything for you to be happy. Wanna do something this evening ?
Lely : Nothing special, just spending time together. I don't feel in ease with the others, I don't know why. Oh look, there's a cute crab over here !
After a sunset stroll on the beach, and various activities, everybody got back to the camp.
During the dinner...
DarkShell : I and Toadboi decided to pair !
Lely : I'm gonna avoid this team as much as possible.
Max : I paired with Lely, he's very nice ! 😁
*Lely's blushing*
Redshell : I don't paired with anyone so far...
Hampter : I paired with Osc-omb, he's genius like me.
VC : And I paired with MysteryMan.
This evening, let's say they were having fun. It would be less fun tomorrow, but after all, let them have fun. It was a nice evening for everbuddy and the pairs slept together (so Redshell paired with Gamerlion). They're all sleeping and that's why I'm whispering. See you tomorrow... For the next chapter !
Yeah I did it.
That's done. I'm not respecting personnalities you gave, sorry.
Give a feedback please !
why is this so gay? besides like i said i dont care you hurt my feewings so idc also i dont care bout dat i just like saying stupid stuff
On 2022-07-02 at 00:41:55
how about balling
On 2022-06-20 at 22:29:41
i want to join
The MKPC Crossover Pokemon Playthroughs (Current: White 2 Pre-Game)
On 2023-01-01 at 00:11:48
can i be bulbasaur bc toad
I can't get a bulbasaur
ok then can I be sandshrew/sandslash
blue exclusive
aw man can i be koffing
On 2022-12-31 at 23:45:12
can i be bulbasaur bc toad
I can't get a bulbasaur
ok then can I be sandshrew/sandslash
On 2022-12-31 at 23:43:20
can i be bulbasaur bc toad
The CPU's have way too many advantages in Grand Prix in dis Game.
On 2023-03-15 at 23:10:50
Skill issue + L + Ratio + earth day was yesterday + no hoes + touch grass + I held hands with your mother consensually + you fell off fr fr + you like little boys + get a life without Discord League Genshin or Reddit + virgin + pinnapple on pizza enjoyer + ligma + incel + fake jordans + bald + (insert another thing here)
611[Fanfic] MKPC fantasy
On 2023-01-01 at 18:48:59
Name: Toad
Personality: use mine from MKPC Heroes and the Grand Tournament
Personality: use mine from MKPC Heroes and the Grand Tournament
What is your favorite color?
On 2022-04-30 at 03:42:54
lime
Have you met Howard
Have you met Howard
Fight your wars here:
On 2023-02-19 at 23:45:28
We have the ultimate war now, what team will win?
Fr*nce
Americas
Or Eur*sia
Fr*nce
Americas
Or Eur*sia
America (non-negotiable)America (non-negotiable)
America (non-negotiable) America (non-negotiable)
America (non-negotiable) America (non-negotiable)
America (non-negotiable) America (non-negotiable)
America (non-negotiable) America (non-negotiable)
"O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
