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WHO SAID NINJA HIDEAWAY ILL KILL YOU THATS MY NUMBER ONE

Ep 4 in poggersress

Ep 4 will be done by today
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Episode 4
Blue Toad: So. Here’s the thing. They think that we wouldn’t be cruel enough to throw a challenge the day after the Awakeathon, and they’d be wrong. We are cruel enough for that. So… *BEEEPP!!*
Bowser throws a rock out his window, at Blue Toad.
Bowser: Let me sleep, or be hit with even more rocks.
Toad: I’m bored, so as long as it’s fun, I don’t really care too much.
Koopa: I CARE. I’ve only been able to sleep for nine hours before you idiots woke me up.
Blue Toad: Ask me if I care. Don’t actually, because I don’t.
Mario: So. What’s the next challenge?
Blue Toad: Well, the next challenge was gonna be the Dodgeball challenge, but since someone ate the dodgeballs, we’ll have to do a different challenge. Strikers!
Everyone looks angrily at Wario and Petey, but they get pats on the backs instead.
Blue Toad: But first, I’ve come to make an announcement.
Cat Toad: Shadow the hedgehog is a b*tch *ss mother-
Blue Toad: No. It’s something different. Bowser, welcome yourself to the Pirahnas!
*gasps*
Bowser: What? With these losers? No way!
Blue Toad: Yes way. Now go stand there and…. Boom! 7v7 Strikers match!!

Blue Toad: Let’s get the balls rollin’ on challenge three. The rules are those of a Mario Strikers match. However, to keep with my script, it’ll be a 5v5 plus one Boom Boom as a goalie. To save time, teams switch after every goal, so first team to four goals wins! Now, start Striking!

Round One
Mario, Luigi, Nabbit, Bowser Jr, and Yoshi
VS
Bowser, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, and Koopa
Start!
Bowser: I’ve got goalie.
Mario: Hey Bowser! Block this ball!
*kicks a super goal at Bowser’s penis*
Bowser: Aaaaghhh! Owwhhh….
Luigi: Um… so I’m gonna just… *kicks ball softly in goal* yeah…
Blue Toad: See? This is why we have Boom Booms. Chalk up a point for the comeback master Rascals!

Round Two
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Bowser Jr
VS
Daisy, Koopa, Petey, Waluigi, and Shy Guy
Shy Guy: I got the ball! I’m gonna do an Ultra Goal!
Daisy: No! Don’t! You can’t.
Shy Guy: Oh. Ok… *kicks ball in Boom Boom’s face, then bounces in the goal*
Blue Toad: My low standards are fine with that. One all!

Episode 4 is beginning soon but first the human immunity rule is no longer in play so if I have to for story purposes, I will eliminate a human character.

Above are the Ep 3 results.

Episode 3
All of the campers are sleeping until, *BEEEEEEP!!*
Blue Toad: Man, I love this thing. *BEEEEEEP!!!*
Mario: Ugh! WE’RE UP! SO SHUT UP. I want sleep.
Toad: Five more minutes, bro!
Blue Toad: Sorry. Can’t. It’s funnier with less sleep. Behold. The Awakathon!
Wario: Great.
*cuts to Confession Cam*
Wario: And by great, I mean, not so great. Unless they bring out the buffet.
*back to show*
Blue Toad: So, according to this script…. It’s time for the jog!
Everyone but Nabbit: no….
Nabbit: What’s wrong? Scared that I’ll beat you?
Everyone but Nabbit: Tired.
Blue Toad: So. Time to put challenge two in the books. Here are the rules. After a short 10k run around our island, you will need to stay awake as long as physically possible. The last team to be awake wins. Go!
Nabbit: What’s wrong? Can’t keep up?
Shy Guy: I can keep up.
Nabbit: Whgshgt,ek? How are you keeping up?
Shy Guy: I can be a fast guy too, you know that.
Daisy: Well, I think it’s a race, so let’s go guys! We can’t lose again.
Petey Pirahna: I hate running…
Koopa: Come on Petey! You can do it!
Mario: Come on guys! They have less people, so now’s our chance to crush them!
Luigi: Mario! Watch out for that cliff!
Mario: There is no clif- wha wha?

One hour later, in the mess hall…
Wario: Huuuuh….. huuuhh….. I’m back…..
Mario: Well, there’s only three people missing: Bowser Jr, Waluigi, and Rosalina.
Bowser Jr: Ugh. I’m back.
Nabbit: Wait a second. If we have eight people, then that means we won!
Rascals: Oh yeah!
Blue Toad: Nice work on winning. Part one. The second part is the actual immunity challenge. But first, the food.
*shows the buffet.*
All: Wow! No way! Wow! Oh mah gosh! Wow!
Blue Toad: So. Enjoy!
Later…
Blue Toad: Now that you all had the buffet. Except for that clumsy Shy Guy, we can now begin the Awakeathon.
Shy Guy: IM NOT CLUMSY!
Blue Toad: Yea, sure. Anyways, now it’s time to stay awake!

12 HOURS IN / ASLEEP: 0 / RR: 8 - PP: 7
Wario: Woo! Staying awake for twelve hours! I can do that in my sleep! *falls asleep*
Bowser Jr: Heh. Thriller.
Mario: I can’t wait to vote you off.

18 HOURS IN / ASLEEP: 1 / RR: 8 - PP: 6
Petey falls asleep.
Mario: Nevermind, this won’t be a challenge.
Nabbit: I won’t fall asleep! I drank 69 cups of caffeine before this!
Blue Toad: Hehehhehehehheheeee!
*cuts to Confession Cam*
Blue Toad: We don’t have caffeine. We have… DECAF!
*back to show*
Nabbit: I feel sleepy. But, I’m not falling asleep. Even if it means cutting out my eyeballs to-
Blue Toad: Please don’t. Our lawyers won’t like that…

24 HOURS IN / ASLEEP: 2 / RR: 8 - PP: 5
Peach and Yoshi fall asleep, bringing the score back down to 6-6.
Toad: I’m booored. Let’s do something, Mario.
Mario: What can we even do? All that we can do is just sit here and try not to fall asleep.
Toad: Screw that! I’m gonna find something to do.
Bowser: Hey, Pirahnas! Why not give up, we all know you’ll just lose again. Giving up will be the least embarrassing.
Shy Guy: Hell no! We want to win, just like you. We won’t give up!
Daisy: I’m not giving up either!
Waluigi: I am. *falls asleep*
Cat Toad: You losers have issues. Twenty-four hours, and counting, without sleep!
Bowser Jr: Where’s that idiot Blue Toad?
Cat Toad: We switch every 24 hours. It’s been a day, so I’m watching you now. You’ll see him again in 20 or so hours. But I’m also instructed to make this difficult. So, It’s time I tell… a bedtime story.
All: Uuugh…
Cat Toad: (monotone) Once upon a time. There was a boring. Boring dog. He lived.. in a boring house… with boring neighbors. His boring friends would play boring games with him.
Some characters yawn, and Rosalina falls asleep.
Cat Toad: His boring- meh. This book sucks ass. I’ll find other ways to induce sleep.

36 HOURS IN / ASLEEP: 6 / RR: 6 - PP: 3
Toad: I’m bored.
Daisy: You’ve said that 21 times already. How about this, let’s play a game where the first to fall asleep wins!
Toad: Okay! *forcibly falls asleep*
Bowser: Hey! Don’t mess with our team like that!
Daisy: Well, it’s not like it’s against the rules, now is it?
Cat Toad: Yea, that’s legal. Sabotage, as some call it, is fair game. You know, as long as it makes this end sooner. You guys irritate me.

40 HOURS IN / ASLEEP: 7 / RR: 5 - PP: 3
Bowser Jr falls asleep.
Mario: Luigi? You still awake?
Luigi: Yeah. *yawns* It’s been so long since I last slept…
Luigi falls asleep.
Cat Toad: Okay, I have to say, that you six have some endurance. But now, can you last any longer than two days? I highly doubt it. I’ll be back in a few hours with a sure-fire way to get the rest of you. Peace out.
Koopa: Uuuh… I’m so tired…
Nabbit: Deal with it. I’m out though. *falls asleep*

47 HOURS IN / ASLEEP: 10 / RR: 2 - PP: 3
Mario and Daisy fall asleep.
Cat Toad: I tried telling a story, but it was too boring. These three psychos are still awake. Their all yours.
Blue Toad: Wow. So, Shy Guy, Koopa, and Bowser, you three will stay with me. The other twelve can go.. shower. You all smell like ass. Please. You reeek!

82 HOURS IN / ASLEEP: 12 / RR: 1 - PP: 2
Cat Toad: So. After 3+ days of no sleep, you three are still in it. So. We have the hardest punishment of all. This bag of ‘magic’ sand.
After using it..
Cat Toad: Well. That didn’t work. So. Time for the most boring music I could find on ITunes.
Bum!
Turi ip ip ip
Ip ip ip ip tsha ik
Ip tura ip ik
Eugh eugh isha ik turisha
Turi ip ip ip
Ip ip ip ip tsha ik
Ip tura ip ik
Eugh eugh isha ik turisha
Bowser: Thanks. That actually helped a bit.
Cat Toad: Sh*t! I should have picked heavy metal.
Blue Toad: Bruh. You suck at this. *plays a different song*
wenomechainsama
tumajarbisaun
Wifenlooof
eselifterbraun
Koopa Troopa: If you two make out, I’ll fall asleep.
Both: EW! THAT’S GAY!
Blue Toad: Also, that’s technically illegal, since Cat Toad is a Blue Toad. It would be like kissing yourself. So, no.
Koopa Troopa: Well, I’m out. *falls asleep*
Bowser: Timber… *yawns* Give up, Shy Guy. We can settle this when we’re at equal grounds.
Shy Guy: Oh.. uuuuhhh.. Nah. Can’t. Sorry Bowser, but remember. I have my mask. You’re outmatched.
Bowser: Wait one f*cking second! He could’ve easily been sleeping under the mask! I’ve found his greatest weakness!
Blue Toad: Shut up. No way bro. I forgot! But, since Bowser has a point, I naturally assume you’ve slept. Pirahnas forfeit! Rascals win it again! Thanks to Bowser!
Bowser collapses.

Koopa Troopa: Hey, Shy Guy and Petey. We need to work together if we want to win, got it?
Shy Guy: Yeah, okay.
Petey Pirahna: Yeah!
Koopa Troopa: Okay good. Tonight, we vote out Rosalina.

Blue Toad: I know you wanna sleep right now, but this is far more important. I have only six marshmallows on my plate. The safe contestants are… Wario, Waluigi, Koopa Troopa, Shy Guy, and Daisy. The last one safe is….. Petey. So Rosalina, you gotta get outta here.
Rosalina: But why me? I thought that we all were getting along well?
Koopa: Sorry, but no.

Blue Toad: That’s another down for the count. Fourteen losers to go! Alright Cat Toad! Prepare to get TKO’d!
Cat Toad: Yea. In your dreams.
Blue Toad: Will someone flounder? Or will they rise high? And will I land this sucker punch on Cat To-*gets knocked out*
Cat Toad: See this lame crap on Total Mario Island. *punches Blue Toad*

Ok so I’m gonna try to make episodes two and three in the next day so be prepared and since I release episodes in small pieces constantly check the newest episode for any new lore

Also did you notice that I made a 9+10=21 joke? It’s very haha funni if u ask me.

Sure you can be Waluigi

26—34
No more fortnite! *vine boom* No more card! *vine boom* No more nineteen dollar fortnite gift card! *loud vine boom*

Episode 2
Blue Toad: Welcome back. I highly doubt I need to do a recap, so let's get challenge four down on paper. Here are the rules. You must pick a ring to dive into, but if two of you humans pick the same hoop, they will crash, unless it's a one, two, three, or five point ring. There are six rings, each smaller than the last. 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, and 10. They each have a smaller and smaller chance of making it for the more points it's worth. The team with the most points wins! Go. Wait!! One more thing, and it's that you only get one jump, so don't screw up! Okay, now go.

Yoshi: Well. I guess I'll go first. *jumps* This is easy!
*a gust of wind blows against Yoshi.* No no aahhh!
Blue Toad: No points for Yoshi!
Wario: I really don’t want to jump, but that’s what pussies do. I need to jump for the biggest ring, the one pointer, which is big enough to fit me.. *jumps, and makes it.* Hey, I actually made it! Yes!!
Blue Toad: Wow. Didn’t see that coming, but one point for the Private Pirahnas!
Luigi: Man, thats so high!  But if I have to-ahhhhh! *pushed off by Bowser Jr, but he falls as well.* *Luigi makes it in the 5-point hoop, and Bowser Jr makes it into the 2-point.*
Blue Toad: Wow, that was such a haha funny jump! Seven whole points for the Retro Rascals!
Petey Pirahna: If I jump, do I get Marshmallows?
Blue Toad: Wh-WHAT? Uhh… fine.. I guess if it makes you jump..
Petey Pirahna: WOOOOOOOOO! *jumps and somehow makes it into the 10-point ring. The ring disappears as well.*
Blue Toad: *spits out his coffee* WHAAAAA! Petey actually scored ten rad points for his team! They’re back in the lead!
Toad: I'mma play riskee! 8-pointer! *jumps, but misses by a lot.*
Blue Toad: An upset! Toad snags no points for the Rascals, but Oh Wait! Here comes the Bowser, performing a Koopa 720!! *jumps into 5-point ring* He makes it!! He actually makes it! the crowd goes wild!!
Koopa Troopa: I'm aiming for the 5-pointer. *jumps, and makes it.*
Blue Toad: Both teams gained five points, but the Rascals are slipping behind with a 16-12 result. Peach and Daisy jump for the three point hoop, but only Daisy makes it.
Shy Guy: Wow. So high, well I’m a coward, so I’m aiming for the one-pointer. *jumps, and misses.*
Cat Toad: What a loser! Shy Guy actually failed to land in the largest ring!
Rosalina: It’s not nice to laugh at people’s failures. Anyways, *jumps and lands in the two-point ring.*
Blue Toad: YOOO!! It’s 21, the funny number!1!1!! Anyways, the scores stand with a 9 point difference, and the ten-point ring is gone, will the Pirahnas hold their lead of 21 to 12? We’ll see you after these messages.
Monty Mole: Do you like balls? Do you like things that are sussy? Well. We have a new product: Sussy Among Us Sports Balls! It’s only $69.00 for one set of ten balls, each one costing only 420 payments of 420 dollars! So yeah, buy now!
Blue Toad: We’re back, and while we were gone, Walugi did what we in the business call, a sexy jump. He landed in the five point ring, which means the funny number is gone, but their lead is now more of a one-way battle.
Mario: Are you done? Well, I know what I’m gonna do so LET’S A GO!! *jumps in eight point ring and it disappears.*
Blue Toad: Well, that could change things, but the score is still 26 to 20 so you’ll need a real comeback.
Nabbit: Um, do I even have to jump? Even if I make the largest value ring available, 5, and no one one the other team makes it, we lose by one, so I don’t think I have a reason to ju-
Blue Toad: Let’s make things interesting. The one, two, and three rings award double points.
Nabbit: Fine. Like it actually matters. *jumps and makes it into the three point ring.*
Blue Toad: Things are all tied up, and we are headed into the ninth inning. If any member of the Pirahnas make it into any ring, their team wins. If not, then we do a sudden-death round. The Rascal’s only hope is that all of them miss and they win the tie-breaker. The one left to jump, I believe, is Toadette. No pressure.
Toadette: I hope I can hit a ring.. *jumps, but, the Gust of Doom!! blow Toadette off course, and she misses.*
Blue Toad: Cue pressure. Time for the tenth inning! The score lies at 26 all, and I will definitely pick one member of each team at random to jump for the eight-point ring. If neither make it, well.. Nevermind. The jumpers are… Luigi and Daisy!
Luigi and Daisy: WHAT?!
*cuts to Confession Cam*
Blue Toad: Okay. Yea, I picked Luigi and Daisy as a ratings booster, but hey, it would make for some great reality TV!
*back to the show*
Blue Toad: Jump. Come on, It's not like if you do make it, you will get dumped. Oh wait, nevermind.
Luigi: Well, good lu- ahhhhh! *pushed by Bowser into the eight-point ring.*
Blue Toad: And from behind, the Retro Rascals have won! Which means I’ll see the Private Pirahnas at the elimination.
Wario: Hey, Waluigi. I think we should form an alliance to make it far in this game. By voting together we can make it to the final three together!
Waluigi: That would be cool! I say tonight, we vote for Toadette. She caused us to go into the tiebreaker. Or Shy Guy, for missing his jump. I think Koopa and Petey should join us too, but not now.
Meanwhile, two more alliances form.
Toadette: Hey, Daisy! I think we should make a girls alliance to get far in this game.
Daisy: Okay. We should vote for Shy Guy for missing his jump.
Toadette: Okay.
Elsewhere,
Nabbit: Alright, Bowser Jr. We could work together to win this game, but…

Elimination
Blue Toad: So. Private Pirahnas. You lost, despite leading the challenge by a lot. You have all cast your votes on who you will send out of this show. I have seven marshmallows on my plate. This represents safety. If you do not get one, then you must get the heck out of here. The first safe are…. Petey Pirahna, Koopa Troopa, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, and Rosalina. The final one safe is….. Shy Guy.
Everyone: What?
Blue Toad: I’m too, a little bit surprised, but Toadette, this means the end of the road. Buhbye.

Blue Toad: One down, fifteen to go. Who will crack? Who will fall flat? Will Wario crap? And will I win this game of craps? Find out on the next amazing episode of TOTAL MARIO ISLAND!!

the number was 330,  which the closest guess was Foongus with 294. that and Snorlax conjoin and form a team.

ok im just gonna pick a random mon for mysteryman so we can move on with our lives

kk

Ok write your intro line and tell me who you are

Nice just like Kingnintendotoad, look at the intro lines and create your own for your character, Koopa

It isn’t it’s supposed to spite you

Just tell me what your intro sentences are so I can introduce you Toad

Ok you can control Toad

He hates the fact you stole his contestants so he said that to spite you