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18 Years On This Planet + Special Announcement
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4982 pts ★ Budding pilotToday at 01:25:19
i just had my sister's spagetti with a stick of butter mixed in with the sauce. your cake will probably be better. happy birthday, dammit!
1[Joke] Online Safety Tips
Today at 15:52:24
(This is a joke topic, which is filled with lots of sarcasm, feel free to add on. I do not mean any of this. Stay safe. All this does is simply mocking Orientation's topic that got extremely disliked. It's just for laughs, not disrespect.)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
What if we react badly because this is the opposite of what to do, therefore making reacting oppositely make sense?
sure?
Today at 04:11:24
guys, you don't have to put the joke thing at the bottom, it's already settled with my message. you won't get banned or stuff unless a mod just comes in not reading everything
Yesterday at 23:51:59
(This is a joke topic, which is filled with lots of sarcasm, feel free to add on. I do not mean any of this. Stay safe. All this does is simply mocking Orientation's topic that got extremely disliked. It's just for laughs, not disrespect.)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
/!\ OFFICIAL SUGGESTIONS TOPIC
Today at 14:21:19
maybe give everything a little bit more detail. the star shouldn't just be a yellow overlay, it should have sparkles and maybe color changing. When lakitu says which lap it is at the end of the lap, he first just disappears going up there (he should go all the way up), and the lap sign just looks a little lazy. maybe make it look like lakitu drew it. drifts should have sparks, maybe a noise? i dunno if this is already implemented, but maybe when you're in the small state and somebody runs you over, you get squished along with some spin-outs.
my personal most favorite:
mods. if you don't want the annoyance of seggestions, MODS. i dunno how you could do this, but MODS. all the community wouldn't come here saying stupid stuff. MODS. here's the thing if your playing online, if they have the MODS. on, it'll be their MOD special room, so people would be playing the same MODS in the same room. just think about it. MODS. Now, the mods or admins, maybe even a validator can approve of the MODS before it's posted, because they pretty much change the game. It'll have it's own page, just like everything else.
(how many times have i said MODS?)
my personal most favorite:
mods. if you don't want the annoyance of seggestions, MODS. i dunno how you could do this, but MODS. all the community wouldn't come here saying stupid stuff. MODS. here's the thing if your playing online, if they have the MODS. on, it'll be their MOD special room, so people would be playing the same MODS in the same room. just think about it. MODS. Now, the mods or admins, maybe even a validator can approve of the MODS before it's posted, because they pretty much change the game. It'll have it's own page, just like everything else.
(how many times have i said MODS?)
Yesterday at 00:21:24
when somebody thinks of registering to a website, they don't just go in "forum," they'd look for a register or log in thing! that's why i think a login and register option should be available at the top, then a thing replacing their username after they have the account. get it?
3/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\ (New)
Yesterday at 20:17:24
idk if this is that bad but I think its worth a report
@Nariyu keeps changing his birthday every day so its always today
@Nariyu keeps changing his birthday every day so its always today
Okay I stopped
*ahem*
On 2026-07-12 at 03:57:34
Inappropriate usernames, alts of another user
@goon1
@goon2
@goon3
There are 25 of them, but I don't feel like listing them all.
@goon1
@goon2
@goon3
There are 25 of them, but I don't feel like listing them all.
The word goon has several distinct meanings depending on context, ranging from a hired thug or a foolish person, to a specific type of internet slang.Criminal Enforcer: The most common traditional definition is a thug or a henchman hired by criminals or corrupt organizations to intimidate, threaten, or physically harm others.Foolish or Clumsy Person: It is often used as a lighthearted insult or slang for someone who is goofy, awkward, or acts foolishly.Sports Slang: In ice hockey, a "goon" refers to an enforcer whose primary role is to fight and intimidate opposing players rather than score goals.Internet and Sexual Slang: In modern online subcultures, the term "gooning" (used as both a noun and a verb) has emerged as slang for compulsive masturbation or the practice of lingering at the edge of an orgasm for extended periods.
Report is def still valid cus alts and we all know what theyre referring to
they're just goons.
alright i'll just fucking admit it, they're all alt accounts, but i didn't read the rules.
i'll delete all of them.
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
Today at 02:32:58
The Idea is Simple.
What Are You?
Yesterday at 16:00:04
an idiot that loves O' Chunks
What is the stupidiest school rule?
Yesterday at 19:35:18
hm. back when i had recess, when school was hell...
NO CONTACT ACTIVITIES AT RECESS.
this fucking includes everyday simple child games, tag, duck-duck-goose, etc.
NO CONTACT ACTIVITIES AT RECESS.
this fucking includes everyday simple child games, tag, duck-duck-goose, etc.
3★ MKPC Ninji Championship: Streaming Live on YouTube! ★
Yesterday at 17:30:36
hm. red ninji!!!
What's your worse Time Trial Time?
Yesterday at 17:29:05
just share your worst time trial times, i'm currently working on mine in DS Rainbow Road, maybe 999 minutes, or more? 
The Failboat Mission
On 2026-07-12 at 22:44:30
I personally think very few people play this game, i mean, has anybody ever counted the members area? i have, and 20 is too small. I want the website to have more people with more hype. This is the failboat mission.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
Good sentiment, dreadful execution. No, we should not go and harass popular streamer failboat in order to get more players on Mario Kart PC. Instead, maybe go to some discord servers you know and tell people you think will like the game about the game, and they might play it. Or maybe just send one or two messages about the game in a friendly manner. Saying that "a ban is worth it" is just ridiculous, because you're implying that the extent of the tts messages would be so rigorous that he and/or his mod team would become at least annoyed by the actions. In popular environments, treat suggestions with respect. This person is taking time and energy out of their day to even acknowledge you, they have 100 other people in line waiting for that shot too, and you're just gonna redeem a bunch of annoying messages that might even do the opposite of what you want. I don't disagree, people do not play this game really, and it's really sad because it's actually better than a lot of games online right now, especially for browser standards. This, however, in my firm, firm opinion, is NOT the plan you should stick to. Respect people's time, and respect people's space. Again, advertisement might not be the worst idea, maybe go to other MK related discords, other online game discords, or any other discord, and politely ask if they would like to know about the game, the website, etc etc. Maybe even introduce your close friends, if you have friends that might like this. You're heart is in the right place though, I for one love to see people caring about the game. ❤
On 2026-07-12 at 18:05:33
yeah, we just gotta wait until somebody donates and their message appears, then we come in and say something like "This livestream is sponsored by Mario Kart PC, etc, etc."
btw this is on twitch
btw this is on twitch
On 2026-07-12 at 16:42:26
I personally think very few people play this game, i mean, has anybody ever counted the members area? i have, and 20 is too small. I want the website to have more people with more hype. This is the failboat mission.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
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