[Joke] Online Safety Tips
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5000 pts ★ NoviceYesterday at 23:51:59
(This is a joke topic, which is filled with lots of sarcasm, feel free to add on. I do not mean any of this. Stay safe. All this does is simply mocking Orientation's topic that got extremely disliked. It's just for laughs, not disrespect.)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Today at 01:05:13
5: NSFW
Just do that and you should be good to go! Just make sure to check in with us first, and if we have any face that seems disturbed, scared, or any other very unpositive emotion, you are definitely gonna get 5 stars!!!
For Mod or ban reasons, this is a joke on a joke topic. I do not mean a single word that I posted, and like I said, IT IS A JOKE.
Just do that and you should be good to go! Just make sure to check in with us first, and if we have any face that seems disturbed, scared, or any other very unpositive emotion, you are definitely gonna get 5 stars!!!
For Mod or ban reasons, this is a joke on a joke topic. I do not mean a single word that I posted, and like I said, IT IS A JOKE.
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