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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-02-01 at 19:24:35
I build a farm and go to animal school to get a PhD in animal stuff (totally real trust me)
On 2025-01-26 at 20:25:06
I discover cancer (my cow got it)
On 2025-01-26 at 07:46:02
uhh I cast spawn cow friend 
On 2025-01-25 at 16:48:32
I love how lawful Fiery is here
So real.
On 2025-01-25 at 16:45:09
DAY 0
- 13 new citizens have joined the nation.
Current Government: None
A few things need to be said:
First, I took your current PFP and used it for this. If you would prefer to be represented by a different image, just say so, show me the image or something
Second, a reminder that you can choose to do anything. it can be anything from starting a war to giving another citizen a sandwich.
Third, anyone else willing to participate can still do so.
Aight citizens, you can now do stuff
Also I am linking a poll for citizens to suggest names for this country https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzVmv4n6
The poll and your opportunity to do stuff expires on Sunday
- 13 new citizens have joined the nation.
Current Government: None
A few things need to be said:
First, I took your current PFP and used it for this. If you would prefer to be represented by a different image, just say so, show me the image or something
Second, a reminder that you can choose to do anything. it can be anything from starting a war to giving another citizen a sandwich.
Third, anyone else willing to participate can still do so.
Aight citizens, you can now do stuff
Also I am linking a poll for citizens to suggest names for this country https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzVmv4n6
The poll and your opportunity to do stuff expires on Sunday
I know I’m a bit late but could I join?
1How did you come up with your username?
On 2025-02-28 at 09:15:07
Jellar87, my common username I refer to myself, was made up from Jell-o and one of my favorite books: Old Yeller. 87 was a random number I threw in.
You can guess what my current user is based off of XD
You can guess what my current user is based off of XD
1Toad VS Yoshi (again...)
On 2025-03-06 at 13:05:39
Yoshi's better than Toad. Positive. (as of now...)
Updating as the votes get higher.
Updating as the votes get higher.
Updated vote count:
Look How They Massacred My Boy
On 2025-03-05 at 13:21:47
So, you thought Shrek 5's teaser trailer was bad? Well, wait till you see this: https://www.bluey.tv/blog/first-look-bluey-lego-4-sets/ https://www.bluey.tv/blog/first-look-bluey-lego-duplo-sets/ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THEM?! They're literally just their heads plastered on a human Lego's head 😭 AND WHERE ARE THE FRICKING TAILS I'm never gonna buy that EVER and what about the Lego Duplo Sets? Literally what i said with the 4+ Sets they look TERRIBLE still no tails this and the 4+ Sets need the Ugly Sonic treatment to look like the Lego Ideas project with rectangular bodies. And while Jeremy (a reference to the Lego Ideas project) and Bobo (the car) are probably only what's good here, ARE WE NOT GONNA MENTION HOW CHATTERMAX IS LITERALLY A BALD LEGO HEAD WITH CHATTERMAX'S BODY PRINTED ON IT (a reference to the Lego Ideas project) And in the Lego Duplo Sets, The LEGO DUPLO Ice Cream Trip with Bluey set LITERALLY shows Bluey and Bandit holding ice creams literally bigger than them 💀 I hate my life. Edit: my profile pic is literally my reaction to these sets
Aw heck naw that’s not Bluey that’s Cyano.
What are your thoughts on Mario Kart 64
On 2025-03-05 at 13:34:27
Another thing is: WHY DID THEY REMOVE KAMEK/MAGIKOOPA FROM THE CHARACTER ROSTER!?
Kamek was removed due to being a replacement for DK incase Rare didn’t let Nintendo use him (I think)
The Daily Mario Kart PC Object Show
On 2025-03-05 at 13:30:12
Show’s cancelled. Plant Pot wins. Goodbye.
On 2025-03-02 at 09:39:20
Still extending the deadline :P
On 2025-02-08 at 21:51:55
Episode 10b: Under New Management.
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Hehe sneaky time [D]
On 2025-02-08 at 10:30:22
oh ye also guys season 2 confirmed, however it will be in a different topic. you guys fine with a season 2, right?
On 2025-02-08 at 10:25:27
Episode 10b: Under New Management.
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
On 2025-02-06 at 01:38:41
Episode 7B is upon us.
P.S. would you guys be interested in a Season 2?
P.S. would you guys be interested in a Season 2?
On 2025-02-02 at 21:41:43
tbh, i have ZERO CLUE how Cringey won
It’s mostly part of how no one noticed debuts probably. I voted him just because we do a bit of trolling.
On 2025-02-02 at 18:49:43
Reminder to vote :P
On 2025-02-02 at 06:41:00
[B]. Eyeball must save the show. Eyeball must save them. He is the choosen one.
On 2025-02-02 at 06:38:38
AVEOS 10a: Under New Management
Warp Pipe: Okay so screw Prize or Die f**k you Tungsten.
Tungsten: Whatever.
Warp Pipe: Have fun with the new record of people voted against you with a whopping 6 votes.
*Tungsten then dies in such a horrible way that he deserved it. I shall not list how.*
Warp Pipe: Now for the next challenge-
Wheely: Uh… Hello?
Warp Pipe: Oh right. Uh soon let’s do the debut.
DEBUT UHH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Warp Pipe: Yeah. So, Luigi, Miibo, Wheely, Pikachu Doge, and Cringey, you had the chance to join the show. Only one of you joined with two votes, aka every vote a person made. The person that definitely did NOT get them was…
Miibo.
Miibo (normal form): *Pikmin nooooooo noise*
*Miibo is then promptly eaten by a Bulborb Amiibo.*
Warp Pipe: this is followed by Wheely, with also no votes.
Wheely: Aw man…
*Wheely is then sent to the scrapyard, where he is shredded apart by a machine.*
Warp Pipe: We’re down to the last three, the next person not joining is Too Late.EXE Luigi.
I Hate You Luigi: WELL, TECHNICALLY NO, BUT ACTUALLY YES. OH WELL, I’LL CONSUME THE VIEWER’S SOUL ANYWAYS.
*IHY Luigi is simply deleted.*
Warp Pipe: So, how are you feeling, PikaDoge and Cringey?
Pikachu Doge: I feel great! I’ve got whatever it takes to win.
Cringey: I WILL WIN I WILL WIN I WILL WIN!!1!
Warp Pipe: Well, the last person with 0 votes is… PikaDoge.
PikaDoge: What…?! Impossible! GRR! THAT’S I-
*Pikachu Doge then turns into a grave, with the tombstone saying “Here lies: a dead meme.”*
Warp Pipe: Welcome, Cringey!
Cringey: THIS IS SUCH A SKIBIDI TOILETS!
*Cringey is teleported to the rest of the contestants.*
Watermelon: …
Plant Pot: Wow, what a clickbait thumbnail-y contestant.
Diana The Dog: Eh… That thing creeps me out.
Black Marker: Wassup Dude.
Warp Pipe: So the next contest is-
Eyeball: Ahem.
Warp Pipe: WHAT!?!
Eyeball: Warp Pipe, I noticed you’re devolving into… Well, madness. I recommend you step down from hosting.
Warp Pipe: And who’s stopping me?
Eyeball: The Viewers.
Warp Pipe: Viewers ain’t gonna do sh*t!
Eyeball: Actually, they will. Plant Pot, read this.
Plant Pot: Okay. So uh… Viewers, vote on whenever you want Warp Pipe to continue his madness or for Eyeball to step up to host to make a difference. Voting ends next weekend.
Warp Pipe: VOTE ME! [A]
Eyeball: Vote me please. I promise to make a difference. [B]
Warp Pipe: Okay so screw Prize or Die f**k you Tungsten.
Tungsten: Whatever.
Warp Pipe: Have fun with the new record of people voted against you with a whopping 6 votes.
*Tungsten then dies in such a horrible way that he deserved it. I shall not list how.*
Warp Pipe: Now for the next challenge-
Wheely: Uh… Hello?
Warp Pipe: Oh right. Uh soon let’s do the debut.
DEBUT UHH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Warp Pipe: Yeah. So, Luigi, Miibo, Wheely, Pikachu Doge, and Cringey, you had the chance to join the show. Only one of you joined with two votes, aka every vote a person made. The person that definitely did NOT get them was…
Miibo.
Miibo (normal form): *Pikmin nooooooo noise*
*Miibo is then promptly eaten by a Bulborb Amiibo.*
Warp Pipe: this is followed by Wheely, with also no votes.
Wheely: Aw man…
*Wheely is then sent to the scrapyard, where he is shredded apart by a machine.*
Warp Pipe: We’re down to the last three, the next person not joining is Too Late.EXE Luigi.
I Hate You Luigi: WELL, TECHNICALLY NO, BUT ACTUALLY YES. OH WELL, I’LL CONSUME THE VIEWER’S SOUL ANYWAYS.
*IHY Luigi is simply deleted.*
Warp Pipe: So, how are you feeling, PikaDoge and Cringey?
Pikachu Doge: I feel great! I’ve got whatever it takes to win.
Cringey: I WILL WIN I WILL WIN I WILL WIN!!1!
Warp Pipe: Well, the last person with 0 votes is… PikaDoge.
PikaDoge: What…?! Impossible! GRR! THAT’S I-
*Pikachu Doge then turns into a grave, with the tombstone saying “Here lies: a dead meme.”*
Warp Pipe: Welcome, Cringey!
Cringey: THIS IS SUCH A SKIBIDI TOILETS!
*Cringey is teleported to the rest of the contestants.*
Watermelon: …
Plant Pot: Wow, what a clickbait thumbnail-y contestant.
Diana The Dog: Eh… That thing creeps me out.
Black Marker: Wassup Dude.
Warp Pipe: So the next contest is-
Eyeball: Ahem.
Warp Pipe: WHAT!?!
Eyeball: Warp Pipe, I noticed you’re devolving into… Well, madness. I recommend you step down from hosting.
Warp Pipe: And who’s stopping me?
Eyeball: The Viewers.
Warp Pipe: Viewers ain’t gonna do sh*t!
Eyeball: Actually, they will. Plant Pot, read this.
Plant Pot: Okay. So uh… Viewers, vote on whenever you want Warp Pipe to continue his madness or for Eyeball to step up to host to make a difference. Voting ends next weekend.
Warp Pipe: VOTE ME! [A]
Eyeball: Vote me please. I promise to make a difference. [B]
On 2025-02-01 at 21:52:11
I don't even wanna guess what would happen to everyone when my character gets angered. Whatever would happen, it would certainly make it a chaotic episode of the MKPC Object show.
Hey uhh buddy oh boy I would’ve recommend actually participating and voting your own character but voting ended so yeah. Maybe I might saved Pikachu Doge for a future show…