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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-03-24 at 20:37:19
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
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On 2025-06-18 at 03:06:50
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@DONOTCRYJOINTHESNEEDCLAVE @chucks
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I thought you were going to mention how his name “sneed” kinda sounds like “The Sneetches” from Dr. Seuss😭[img][/img]
What is the best fanfic in all of MKPC
On 2025-06-22 at 03:06:55
I’m just wondering
@DryBonesMKDS Please STOP BRAGING ABOUT YOUR FANFIC BEING POPULAR! It's getting quite frustrating.
I don’t think they’re bragging. I believe they’re genuinely wondering what fanfic us, the readers, like the most.
A wiki about anything
On 2025-06-20 at 01:54:22
One about, uhm, the Mario & Luigi series!
Also, a M&L wiki already exists.
https://marioluigi.fandom.com/wiki/Mario_%26_Luigi_Wiki
On 2025-06-20 at 01:52:40
But there are object shows without wikis
There is an entire wiki of the OSC. Yes, it may not have some object shows, but in their defense name one person who even watched, idk, Total Fruit Island or whatever it’s called back then.
Happy Birthday MKPC!!
On 2025-06-20 at 21:26:24
Happi Birthday MKPC!!!
Knock knock jokes
On 2025-06-21 at 03:09:15
Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?
Can u read that?
Wii.
Wii who?
Can u read that?
I feel like “Wii U!” would be a better punchline.
On 2025-05-28 at 07:55:41
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
*SLAM*
THE DOOR! (yes, asdfmovie ref)
Who’s there?
*SLAM*
THE DOOR! (yes, asdfmovie ref)
The final day before MKPCs 15th anniversary
On 2025-06-20 at 01:49:58
Wait so, MKPC was made on June 20th, 2010?
Correct (I double checked).
1Mario Kart World
On 2025-06-16 at 08:21:02
Did you know that Mario Kart World is 22 GB? Yes, I'm being serious, and now it'll never be on the Switch.
It’s not meant for Switch anyways.
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1On 2025-06-13 at 02:02:30
Question for those who have MKW: Is R.O.B. in there in any way, shape, or form?
yes he is a bike now
(also i dont have mkw)
watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F6SM-N7rjdk
HOLY CRAP THIS IS PEAK!!!
11On 2025-06-12 at 07:16:03
Question for those who have MKW: Is R.O.B. in there in any way, shape, or form?
On 2025-06-11 at 22:22:13
The only thing I'm sad about is that they didn't add any tracks from Mario Kart 8 into world 
Edit: And they didn't add 200cc
Edit: And they didn't add 200cc
Ahem...What about Sky-High Sundae?
Pretty sure they ment the base game’s Nitro Tracks. Sky-High Sundae is from the DLC.
21Reccomend Me DLC Tracks If I Finished Making My Cups
On 2025-06-05 at 13:34:04
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Could you make Cheep-Cheep Island? It’s my fav track
What Kind Of Retro Tracks And New Tracks You Want Me To Make?
Could you make Cheep-Cheep Island? It’s my fav track
On 2025-06-05 at 13:32:04
What exactly should I do?
just recommend me anythang
Can I recommend Clarence as a character?
Heads up, pal. Read the title of the topic and the comment COLDI3 made.
Worst track in mario kart history
On 2025-04-02 at 10:08:11
Placement | Track Name | Reason
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
Can agree with amsterdam drift but not bc of the music, the track itself is just very bland with not much to do. rainbow is really just a 50/50 either it's ok or unplayable lol. neo bowser city, at least in my opinion, isn't actually that bad, the falling off thing is remedied by break-drifting which separates good players and players who just vr-grind on local matches, but that's just my opinion, ignore it if you want to.
You were cooking with NBC and Amsterdam Drift tbh. RR N64 tho idk.
like some rr are way too narrow and sharp, but some of them like whichever rr version is on mk8dx is actually decently playable with wide(r) roads and more shallow turns, but maybe it's not actually wider and i just don't have good memory of any other rr
Oh ok I see. RR N64 is kinda unplayable bc it takes a long time to go around the track if you don’t know that infamous skip.
On 2025-04-01 at 12:33:02
Placement | Track Name | Reason
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]
Can agree with amsterdam drift but not bc of the music, the track itself is just very bland with not much to do. rainbow is really just a 50/50 either it's ok or unplayable lol. neo bowser city, at least in my opinion, isn't actually that bad, the falling off thing is remedied by break-drifting which separates good players and players who just vr-grind on local matches, but that's just my opinion, ignore it if you want to.
You were cooking with NBC and Amsterdam Drift tbh. RR N64 tho idk.
Should I start the xeno ?
On 2025-06-12 at 09:03:26
What is P3P?
Persona 3, I think.
1Who do you think is the best character in Mario kart world
On 2025-06-08 at 03:51:14
Sticking with Koopa Troopa gang here!
Nintendo's New TOS
On 2025-06-06 at 06:14:39
I feel like it’s kind of fair.
You literally have every other console to mod (I believe Nintendo doesn’t care about modded Switches). We live in a world of capitalism.
You literally have every other console to mod (I believe Nintendo doesn’t care about modded Switches). We live in a world of capitalism.