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I'm now starting to realize why some of these tracks never made it. I'm currently working on Thwomp Forest from MKC Advance, and the map looks like this.

Not only is it incredibly boring, but I learned that even with my improved hazard and checkpoint placements, the CPUs are broken. I want to keep the original map just to stay faithful to the original, but if anyone would like to help me patch whatever bugs the track has, and maybe add some decor to make it look better, hit me up and I'll send you a collab link. The other three tracks in the Flower Cup are doing great btw, and the Mushroom Cup is out now.

I brought this up on the MKPC News topic, but decided to make my own page for it for more details.
Over the past couple years, I have cancelled many a Mario Kart Complete game. Some tracks were released in a demo cup, on their own, or in a TBC. Others have only existed in my computer's files. But soon, 12 cancelled MKC tracks are about to have a multicup to call their own, alongside 4 brand new courses. Here's a rundown of these cancelled games and tracks.
Mario Kart Complete Advance
After the release of the downright awful Mario Kart Complete Wii, back when I counted anything I made as passable, I planned a sequel based on the GBA, titled Mario Kart Complete Advanced. It didn't last long, as I only had a cup's worth of maps, and I didn't even announce it to the public. One of the tracks, Haunted Labyrinth, was brought back for New Mario Kart Complete shortly after.
Returning Tracks: Thwomp Forest (started but deleted)

New Mario Kart Complete: Super Dash
For anyone who actually plays my multicups, you'll know that this game actually was released. However, there were quite a few tracks that never made it into the final game.
Returning Tracks: Chaos Circuit (started but deleted), Risky Lake (not started), and Haunted Pier (not started)

New Mario Kart Complete: Mushroom World
This was going to be the successor to Mario Kart Complete: Super Dash, and would've featured tracks that directly referenced iconic Super Mario levels, or common themes. A demo cup was released, but due to being developed alongside Mario Kart Arcade GP PC, I needed to pick one to prioritize, and Mushroom World was cancelled. Arcade GP PC also became my highest-rated creation.
Returning Tracks: 8-Bit Speedway, (published for TBC, and later a demo) Castle Grounds, (published on its own) Delfino Plaza, (published on its own) DK Jungle, (started but not published) Mario Speedway, (started but not published) and Peach's Secret Slide (published on its own)

Mario Kart Complete: Revival
This would've been the dormant series' big return, featuring 16 new tracks, and 16 from the MysteryMan archive. I honestly have no reason why I cancelled this. Maybe I just got bored, or got another idea.
Returning Tracks: Koopa Beach (started but deleted) and Boshi Stadium (published in demo cup)

I can't wait to share more about this project, and I'm also hoping I finish it for once.

r/agedlikemilk

The results are in. In fourth place is...
























@PokemonSwordAndShieldAreGoated with Yoshi but spoopy now
It heavily lacked the Yoshi theming, it looks messy, and I often didn't know which path to take.

In third place is...
























@ChocoM1lk with DK Plains
I liked the map, the music, and the elements of 3DS DK Jungle, but it was very short, and lacked decor.

It's now down to @SuperMega7 with Count Hammer Bro's Manor, and @Daisember with Toad's Rainbow. The winner of Just Another TCB is...





























COUNT HAMMER BRO'S MANOR!
Everything about the track was amazing, from the theming, the layout, the decor, the music, it was a 5 star track in my eyes. Congratulations!

Toad's Rainbow was also incredible, and it was really hard to choose. I guess it could've benefitted from just a little more decor, but you still did an excellent job.

Thank you to everyone who competed.

Remember, it doesn't have to be the exact name, just the theme.

I mean, Arcade GP 2's Yoshi Park 2 tried, but it's more cartoony than actually haunted.

Since I stepped away from fanfics, I decided to explore more parts of the community. I used to hold track building contests a lot, so I'm gonna hold another one. The theme of your track depends on the chart below.

This doesn't have to be the name of your track, just the theme. For example, I would have to make a Koopa-themed (I swear I didn't do that on purpose) plains track, but I wouldn't have to call it Koopa Plains. (I would've done nicknames instead of irl names, but I worried people would change their nicknames to get a better character.)
You have until November 22nd to build your track. Work hard, play hard, have fun, and may the best track win.
Edit: I forgot to mention that this is complete mode only.

I've been wanting this feature ever since I started making tracks. That would probably cut the time spent in half.

Let me guess. Auto correct?

Placing holes in the right places, and making sure the respawns don't make the player skip a checkpoint. And also placing enough decor on the track to make it look good. I still haven't mastered that last one yet.

Name: Blaze
Color: This or this
Species: Koopa
Personality: A free spirit with super speed, witty comments, and a love for thrills.
I recently made a DA post about him:
https://www.deviantart.com/mysteryman217/art/Mario-OC-Blaze-978415037

Those who know me probably know me for my Toad-al Drama series, or other reality TV fanfics I've written that have either failed, or haven't even started yet. I've thought about it, and maybe this isn't the right time to be doing this. Being a high school student, I don't have a lot of time to write, and when I do have time, I'm still pretty burnt out. I have a ton of ideas in my head, but I just don't have the time to write them. Not to mention how... underwhelming they've been lately. (Just look at how much I hyped up Toad-al Drama Inferno, only for it to go downhill after a few episodes) So I'm either gonna wait until the summer for my next project, or until I graduate. The latter will especially be helpful if I take a gap year between high school and college. Don't get this confused with me leaving the site altogether. I still love the good parts of the community, and I'll probably explore some of the amazing multicups some of you have put together. But as far as fanfics go, I should probably take a break. But first, I wanna ask those with more life experience: Do I have more time as a high school student that I'm putting to waste, or would I have more time after I graduate and potentially enter college?

Maybe someone linked to another series?

I've decided to officially cancel it. It was a really hard choice, but I felt there just wasn't much I could do. For continuity, I'm just gonna say the rest of the season was filmed, but Lakitu deemed the final stretch too boring to be aired. The finalists would've been Flambo and Emma, though I haven't figured out who would've won. As excited as I was for Toad-al Drama Superstars, I think I'm gonna take a break from reality TV fanfics, especially since Superstars was planned to have 22 episodes, and I couldn't even finish 10. But I still like to imagine the series going on.

If you've noticed my lack of activity on this topic, it's because I'm probably gonna cancel it. These past few episodes, I've slowly been sucking the personalities out of the contestants to the point where they're just a bunch of game bots. I can't find ways to naturally cause any more drama, or write purely character-based moments. Because of this corner I painted myself into, I don't think I'll continue this. I might publish episode 7, I might not, depends on how much I care. But I still haven't touched episode 8, and probably never will. This is a hard decision for me to make since there are only three more episodes I need to write before it's all over and I can finally move on, but my poor choices have pretty much sucked out any life this season had.

I haven't touched episode 8 in maybe a month or two, so here's episode 6 before everyone forgets this thing exists.
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Lakitu: The last episode of Toad-al Drama Inferno was pretty weird. Blake decided to secretly end things with Nick, only for it to not matter anyway. Danny also attempted to get his former friend back, only to realize Rocky’s a total jerk now for… Danny not trusting him? Like, dude, it’s Toad-al Drama. Nobody trusts anyone. I also managed to get my hosting job back through winning the most pathetic rap battle ever. During a very dangerous challenge, Flambo tried to wipe out everyone on the Mischievous Monty Moles, and Danny suffered major injuries because of it. He was medevac’d, and Rocky was voted out too for… some reason. The merge phase is upon us! Will any new alliances be formed? Can Flambo regain his popularity? And who will go further, Blake or Nick? Find out on Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!
Without Bowser being able to interfere, Lakitu finally had the confidence to make his first solo announcement to the contestants.
Lakitu: ATTENTION PRISONERS! FROM THIS POINT ON, THE WAR BETWEEN THE PESKY PIRANHA PLANTS AND THE MISCHIEVOUS MONTY MOLES IS OVER! EVERYONE IS MERGED NOW, AND NEW TWISTS ARE ABOUT TO POP UP! GOOD LUCK, AND MAY THE BEST PLAYER WIN!
Violet: Can the best player win when everyone is awake enough to stand up?
Unfortunately for the prisoners, it was 3am.
Blake (confessional): Now’s the time I can finally do it. Nick has proven to know a lot about the game, and the sooner I get rid of him, the sooner I get rid of both a threat, and a rival. The game has only begun.
That morning, while everyone was eating at the same table for the first time, Blake decided to use Flambo losing his popularity, the type of move that Nick told him not to make.
Blake: So, being responsible for a medical removal must be pretty hard.
Flambo: Yeah, it kind of is. I just wanted a clean fall, I wasn’t expecting a broken back. Did I take it too far?
Blake: Maybe, but it was probably just the game getting to you.
Flambo: Well now, nobody seems to like me anymore.
Blake: I know that feeling way to well. Back in Sunshine, I wasn’t that hated, but then when the whole Nick situation rolled around, I was public enemy number one. Say, both of us are traveling on very similar roads. You lost your ally in Rocky, while I lost mine in Nick. Perhaps we could both turn this game around. Our duos are gone, but a new duo could form if you want.
Flambo: You think I’m stupid?
Blake: Uh…
Flambo: I may be desperate for someone to work with, but I know you’re a snake, and the only snake here should be me.
Blake: You really consider yourself a snake?
Flambo: King Cobra, girl. And you, you’re just one of those adorable danger noodles popping up from a hole in the ground. You really think you’re tough, but you’re not.
Blake: Wow, I love the insults you’re throwing out, but confessing to others that you’re a villain is… well, I…
Flambo: Think you’re the best now?
Flambo walks away to try and make some other deals.
Flambo: Hey, Violet, what’s up?
Violet: Ah, great. Time to bring on the merge scrambling.
Flambo: I’m not scrambling. I’m confident that you-
Violet: Listen, I’ve already gotten deals from Brittany and Nick, and I don’t trust either of them.
Flambo: But you can trust me. I-
Violet: Pushed Danny to his demise.
Flambo: What? I thought you hated the other dude.
Violet: Why can’t people understand I don’t want him dead, I want him NOT dead?
Flambo: Why can’t people understand that I’m not as ruthless as I look, and I really need someone who can-
Violet: I had this same conversation with Blake a few days ago, and I said no. Go meet with someone from the other team if you wanna take advantage of the teams being merged.
Flambo (confessional): So Violet turned down offers from Brittany AND Nick? Wow, everyone’s really hustling this season. I can’t imagine what everyone else is up to.
Lakitu: ATTENTION PRISONERS! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! I’M COMING OVER FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!
Blake: Finally, no more extra rooms made to show off Bowser’s wealth.
Lakitu enters the room with eight bingo cards in one hand, and the other rolling around cages and cages of enemies.
Lakitu: Welcome to your very first challenge as merged prisoners. From here on out, it’s an individual game, and I’ve got another twist up my sleeve that will be revealed after the challenge. Anyway, today’s challenge is a relaxing game of Bingo… NOT! Each of you will pick a 3x3 card with different combinations of six enemies that I have locked up in these cages. I’ll roll a dice with pictures of those enemies, and if you have the one it lands on, cross it off. If you “score” a bingo, those enemies will be sent to attack you. If your card is cleared, you’re out. Last one standing wins invincibility. Now everybody pick a card!
Each of the contestants slowly takes a card out of Lakitu’s hand.
Cato: Uh, sorry to be a bother, but, uhm… my card only has one thing on it. Do you have any spares?
Lakitu: You’re ruining the suspense, Cato!
Lakitu rolls the dice, which lands on a Boo.
Blake: I just got two bingos.
Emma: I got a whopping four.
Lakitu: Calm down guys, it’s not a competition. Oh wait, it is.
Lakitu unleashes hoards of Boos onto Blake and Emma. However, they didn’t deal any physical damage, and neither of them were all that scared.
Lakitu: Maybe this next roll will be worse.
Cato: Please not a Bob-Omb, please not a Bob-Omb.
Lakitu: Does anybody have a Bob-Omb?
Brittany: Bingo!
Cato: Oh God, bingo times 8!
Lakitu throws a Bob-Omb at Brittany, and then throws eight at Cato. Miraculously, both of them survive, although they smell like burnt chicken now.
Lakitu: And with that, Cato is out of the challenge… does anyone have a Cheep-Cheep?
Blake: Six bingos!
Violet: Three bingos.
Brittany: Bingo times four!
Eve: My entire card was just wiped out!
Lakitu: Ooh, we got a doozy.
Lakitu throws three Cheep-Cheeps at Violet, who gives no reaction. He then throws Blake, Brittany, and Eve into a whole tank of Cheep-Cheeps for getting eliminated.
Lakitu: Who’s got an Urchin?
Violet: Five bingos.
Brittany: Seven!
Lakitu: Seven Urchins or seven bingos?
Brittany: Seven bingos, can’t you do math?
Lakitu tosses Violet and Brittany into a tank of Urchins.
Lakitu: Anyone else?
Nick: Bingo! Only my first one.
Lakitu: Impressive. Doubt it’ll last long. It’s now down to Nick, who just got his first bingo, and Flambo, who hasn’t gotten any so far. Who will win? It all depends on who’s got a… Koopa Troopa!
Nick: You wiped out my card.
Lakitu: Oh man. You know what that means.
Lakitu unleashes a pack of Koopa Troopas to attack Nick, who flies back to his cell, wishing to be anywhere but there.
Lakitu: Flambo, if you have less than seven bingos, you win. If you have all eight in one go like poor Cato did, it will force a tie. Do you have anything?
Flambo: Only two bingos.
Lakitu: Congratulations, Flambo! You are safe from elimination tonight, and from the Koopa Troopas here.
Lakitu rallies up all the enemies and takes the underwater contestants out of the tanks.
Lakitu: Now I said earlier that there would be a huge twist. Well here it is. Everyone will vote for two different contestants. The two with the most votes will have to compete against a boss. The contestant who defeats the boss first stays in the game, while their opponent is out. Think long and hard about this. I’ll see ya tonight.
Later, everyone seemed to be gunning for each other.
Blake (confessional): Now that my verbal contract with Nick has expired, now’s the best time to get rid of him so I don’t have to worry about him later.
Nick (confessional): Blake stabbed me in the back last season, and seems to have ignored all my advice, so yeah. I want him gone.
Violet (confessional): Flambo is a snake, always has been a snake, always will be a snake, and I don’t know why anybody trusts him.
Flambo (confessional): Violet seems to be on to me, and I know that a solo player that confident in themselves can be just as if not more dangerous than a duo.
Knowing about all the drama between those four players, Eve uses it as an opportunity to fight back against the “forces of evil”.
Eve: Blake, Nick, Flambo, and maybe even Violet are some of the more villainous players this season, and all of them are voting for different people. If the four of us can unite and vote Blake and Nick into the boss fight, we’re guaranteed to be rid of one of the biggest strategic threats.
Cato: That’s a very odd way of saying, “Let’s form an alliance,” but if it works it works.
Emma: That sounds great.
Brittany: Yeah, we can do that.
Brittany (confessional): I can’t do that! Emma and Cato are driving me insane behind the scenes, and everyone knows the final challenge of a season is always physical. Crossover never happened. Sure, Flambo can kinda be a powerhouse, but I know that if I’m up against someone like Emma, I might as well just hand her the million. I know I said I wanted to play a great strategic game, but at this point, I’m just doing whatever I can to get by. It’s a huge risk, but I’ve gotta find a way to get the villains together to get Emma out.
Once the group split off, Brittany rallied up Blake, Nick, Flambo, and Violet to pitch a different idea.
Brittany: Based on previous drama, I can already tell that it’s going to be a 4-way tie between you two, while Eve, Cato, Emma, and I all vote together and send two of you into the boss fight.
Flambo: Who the hell just reveals their plans TO THEIR FRICKIN’ TARGETS?
Brittany: That’s not what I wanna do though. As long as my “alliance” is together, you four don’t stand a chance, but the longer Emma stays, the more she’s gonna dominate the competition. If the five of us all vote Emma, the physical threat, and Eve, weak as a butterfly, whose butt is gonna get kicked, we'll either be rid of the powerhouse, or Mrs. Kumbaya. And we have the majority.
Violet: What makes you think all of us are gonna be one big happy family?
Brittany: It’s us or them. Think about it. Would you rather have them pick you off one-by-one ‘cause you’re not unified, or would you rather have a chance at winning that final challenge?
The four took a minute to think about it, and they all reluctantly agreed with the plan. When night came, the Castle Ceremony was held.
Lakitu: Welcome to the Castle Ceremony. In a couple minutes, two prisoners will be put into a boss battle to decide who’s eliminated. The first statues go to Flambo… Cato… Violet… and… Eve.
Brittany: NO! You idiots were supposed to vote for Eve! What’s wrong with you?
Lakitu: Blake, Brittany, Nick, Emma, you are out bottom four. The final two statues were between two tied players. Blake, Nick… both of you are… safe from elimination.
Brittany: WHAT?
Lakitu: Sorry, you two. Looks like you’ll be facing off against Petey Piranha tonight. The first to defeat him stays, while the other one is out of the game for good. And just so you know, every future episode this season will be like this.
Lakitu takes the nominees to a grassy field where a giant mutant Piranha Plant stand before them.
Lakitu: Here’s how the challenge will work. Each player has a supply of Bob-Ombs that they can throw at Petey Piranha here. If you land a hit, you score a point. However, at certain points in the battle, Petey Piranha will open his mouth and swallow any Bob-Ombs that land in it. He will then spit the Bob-Ombs back out towards whoever threw them, taking away their hit point. In the end, the player who scores the most points stays in the game, while the loser goes home.
Emma: Didn’t you say earlier that whoever defeated the boss first would win?
Lakitu: I decided that someone could do nothing until Petey was weak and weary, and just stomp in and win the whole thing, and if there’s one thing this already-horrible season doesn’t need, it’s Birdo levels of exploitation. Now start!
Expecting an epic battle between the nominees and Petey Piranha, Lakitu is very disappointed to just see two people throwing bombs, and the big guy not doing anything.
Lakitu: I’m not normally one to cancel challenges as soon as they start, but this isn’t exactly the awesome TV moment the network wanted. Sorry, Petey.
Petey hangs his head down and walks home.
Lakitu: I’m gonna hold a revote. Everyone will only vote for one player now.
Cato: Brittany.
Emma: Yep, I can roll with that.
Lakitu: I wasn’t gonna do it out loud, but is everyone fine with sending Brittany home?
Brittany: Please don’t.
Lakitu: Well, that settles it. Time to take the Blast of Shame, Brittany.
Brittany steps into the cannon and blasts away to somewhere unknown.
Lakitu: That wasn’t the end we wanted, but it was still a really fun episode. Who will be voted out next? Will the two alliances crumble? And did Brittany’s flip go down in Toad-al Drama history? Find out on the next episode of Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!

Been almost 3 weeks, but here's Episode 5: Going Down in Flambo
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Bowser: Last time on Toad-al Drama Inferno; Brittany successfully convinced Cato to be her new trainer, who then taught her that she needed to shut up if she wanted a chance at winning. After an order from the most awesome king in the world, Flambo decided to form an alliance with Danny and Rocky. When Danny hesitated, Rocky decided that their pointless friendship was over. During the challenge, I banished Lakitu from the kingdom, making sure he would never host the show again as long as it took place here. Shelly got tossed around, and begged her team to vote her out, which they did. How will the players perform in their final team challenge? Find out on Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!
The next morning, once everyone was up, Blake needed another tip from Nick.
Blake: Our team’s been winning a lot of challenges.
Nick: You mean 2 out of 3? That’s a high percentage, but not a lot.
Blake: The point is, the only members we’ve lost were either due to medevacs or easy weak links.
Nick: Your point being?
Blake: The merge is coming up, and we need to get rid of the big threats before the final stretch.
Nick: You’re not saying we throw the challenge, are you?
Blake: Well, yeah, there are people I don’t trust, and people who don’t trust me.
Nick: Right now, the only person we have to worry about is Emma, and she’s a Mole problem. Everyone else is either too quiet or too stupid.
Blake: But you’re always supposed to be weary of the quiet ones, especially Eve, who told me straight-up she didn’t like me, and has done Jack $#!t since, and Flambo, who was aligned with Min, one of my biggest enemies last season.
Nick: You’re getting too paranoid. If you make them a bigger problem than they actually are… how do I explain this?
Blake: They’ll become a problem if I make them a problem?
Nick: Yeah. Nobody can trust a paranoid wreck, and if anyone finds out, they’ll attack your weak point for massive damage. Just calm down. It will all be fine.
Blake (confessional): I’m seriously considering breaking up the alliance. There’s no point in trying to work with someone who knows the game better than I do. I think it’s time for another blindside.
Meanwhile, Lakitu is in his cloud mansion reminiscing on all the good, bad, and ugly times he had with contestants in the past.
Lakitu: I never knew just how much I would love Yoshi always being smart with me, or watching Wendy rise to power when I said she had no chance. Or verbally abusing Amy Rose for no reason whatsoever. I really miss those days. Now Bowser’s doing who-knows-what to those poor teens. I loved watching them get hurt, but not on that level. I hope Min’s doing okay.
While binging all the seasons to look back at the good old days, he notices something hanging up on his mantel, a copy of his hosting contract. Curious to see if there was anything in there that could bring him back to the show, he looks through and finds the best words he’s ever read.
Lakitu: “Lakitu must always be on hosting duty, whether on site or virtually. If anyone tries to steal his role, Lakitu has the right to ban him from the show.” YES! YES! I’M BACK! All I have to do is invite Bowser to a Zoom meeting to declare him banned from Toad-al Drama, and I’m set. This is the best! Day! Ever!
Back at the dungeon, Danny is trying to make up with Rocky.
Danny: This isn’t like you, Rocky. You’ve never been the type of person to ditch a friend because they didn’t like another “friend.”
Rocky: Why did you put friend in quotes?
Danny: ‘Cause I’ve been a part of an alliance with a member of the other team who I knew nothing about, and it ended up horribly. I don’t want the same to happen to you. I want us both to go to the merge together, and I can’t trust Flambo right now.
Rocky: Dude, just because you don’t trust him doesn’t mean you can force me not to trust him, man.
Danny: I’m not forcing you. If you wanna side with him and get voted out, go for it, but I just want what’s best for you.
Rocky: Nah, nah, you want what’s best for you.
Rocky floats away to socialize with his new best friend.
Danny (confessional): I don’t know what’s gotten into Rocky. He went from a lovable doofus to… I can’t find the term, but it’s a full 180. All I want is to get him back, but I know I don’t stand a chance.
Bowser: ATTENTION PRISONERS! MEET ME ONTOP OF THE TWIN TOWERS FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!
Nick: Gee, I know that joke won’t offend anyone.
The prisoners arrive at the top of two 80-story towers in the middle of a lava lake connected by a wooden bridge.
Blake: We’re not doing that high-dive challenge from the first season, are we? ‘Cause that’s where I draw the line.
Bowser: Great idea, but no. Instead, I’ll be the one taking the plunges. Each team is standing on one of these towers, but can move around as they please. At random intervals, I will fall from the sky and ground pound a tower. If anyone is blown off the tower, they are eliminated. The twist in this challenge is that after the final smash, only the surviving individuals will be safe, not an entire team. Any questions?
A screen lowers, attached from a helicopter flying above the castle.
Lakitu: I do! Have you payed no attention to my pre-existing hosting contract of the last four seasons? The one that only expires when I choose to leave?
Bowser: Please explain.
Lakitu proceeded to tell Bowser about the quote from his contract, and how Bowser can’t take his role as host.
Bowser: Well I’m here on location, and you’re not.
Lakitu: I came here virtually, ‘cause that’s still allowed.
Bowser: You know what?
Lakitu: You’re gonna give me my damn job back?
Bowser: I’m inviting you back to the Koopa Kingdom!
Lakitu: YES!
Bowser: For a fight to the death!
Lakitu: NO!
Bowser: I have a wrestling ring set up that the two of us will fight in. The first person to surrender, or die if he’s stupid enough, must give up their role as Toad-al Drama host.
Lakitu: I’ll see you there.
Eve: WAIT!
Everyone looks in amazement when they hear the invisible one finally speak up about something.
Eve: Violence isn’t always the answer. You can’t settle a legal dispute with a death match. There’s gotta be a way to settle this peacefully.
Bowser: What, do you expect us to just talk it out like a pair of old chums?
Eve: That’s what I’d suggest, yes.
Lakitu: I have a different idea.
Eve: Whatever it is, I highly doubt it will do anything but raise tension.
Lakitu: A rap battle. Last to surrender is the host for the rest of the season.
Eve: I guess that works too.
Bowser: It is on!
Blake: Rules of the rap battle. If you openly surrender, leave the arena, or say something that’s not supposed to be in your rap, you’re out.
Blakes grabs a coin and flips it on the ground.
Blake: Lakitu, you go first.
Lakitu: Oh gosh…
It's Lakitu, ready to make history,
In this rap battle that's truly destiny
I'm the ref, so be weary,
You better behave, or there'll be more than just rain in your face
So Bowser, listen up, and hear me out
You ain't winning this battle, don't even doubt
But hey, I'm just the ref, I'm not the boss
Now let's start this thing and bring in the sauce!
Bowser: Oh, this is gonna be easy.
I am Bowser, the king of the Koopas,
I'm going to win this battle, it's going to be dope
I'm a fire-breathing turtle, I’m the greatest of them all
You’re just a cloud, you ain't going to win at all
I'm going to capture the princess, she's mine for the taking,
You can stop me all you want, but she ain-
Larry: DAD! THE SHOWER HEAD FELL OFF AND THE WATER’S OUT OF CONTROL!
Bowser: CAN’T YOU HEAR I’M BUSY?
Realizing what had just happened, Bowser storms off in fury.
Bowser: This is why I didn’t wanna host a show in my backyard while raising seven kids.
Blake: Okay, the stakes weren’t nearly as high as we all wanted them to be.
Eve: But at least they don’t have to fight anymore.
Lakitu: And I’m back as host, baby! Now who’s ready to get on with the challenge?
Nick: But Bowser’s not here to-
Lakitu: I KNOW WHAT’S GOIN’ ON! God, I love being able to do that again. There are going to be some rule changes. The twist Bowser introduced might as well make this an individual challenge, so the team with the most members still standing will win instead. I’ve also installed some hail stones inside my cloud to rain upon the towers. I know my contract with Bowser said he’d have to play a major role in every challenge, but I’ve torn it up and as far as I care, he’s no longer a part of the season. Now get on a tower and let’s do this!
At first, each team is standing on their own tower. The hale starts falling, and everyone tries to run away while still staying on their tower. However, as the challenge progresses, the hale gets bigger, and it gets to the point where the balls are almost as big as the contestants themselves. everyone evacuates to the bridge, and Flambo gets an idea.
Flambo: Bowser didn’t say how the players were supposed to fall off to get eliminated.
Blake: And?
Flambo: If I can push off all the Monty Moles, then we can win.
Eve: Flambo, there’s straight lava below us. You’re going to kill them.
Blake: I hate to agree with her, but she’s right.
Flambo: I will do whatever it takes to secure a win. Whatever. It. Takes.
Flambo (confessional): Bowser himself said this would mark a new era of Toad-al Drama where the game is more dangerous, and contestants are encouraged to play much dirtier. While I don’t wanna hurt anyone, I’d much rather do that than hurt myself. It’s survival of the fittest. Sorry, not sorry.
Soon, Flambo, starts charging towards everyone on the enemy team while avoiding all the hale. Rocky avoids him with his floating abilities, while Emma, Brittany, and Cato somehow land on rocky terrain just inches away from the lava. Danny, however isn’t so lucky. Flambo corners the blue Rex and put his hands on Danny’s, and same way Blake did last season, and pushes him off the tower onto the rocks below.
Rocky: NO!!! DANNY!!!
As soon as he hits the rocks, Danny passes out after breaking both his spine and his left arm.
Lakitu: Oh shoot. I wasn’t expecting that to happen.
Soon, Danny wakes up, and for the first time, feels pain in a negative light.
Danny (confessional): With all the crazy stupid stunts I’ve performed in the past… I knew what I was getting into. I knew that I could get hurt, and I loved it because of the danger. I loved the danger because I saw it coming. But this… it was just out of the blue. I had no time to prepare. And once I woke up, it felt awful. I knew I never should’ve trusted Flambo, and this is exactly why.
Lakitu: You feelin’ okay, dude?
Nick: He has multiple broken bones, how do you think he feels?
Lakitu: Nobody asked you, Nick.
Danny: Not great. I’m sure I can recover soon, but-
Lakitu: Not quick enough to continue playing the game?
Danny: Yeah.
Lakitu: I guess we should take you out then.
Lakitu calls an ambulance to take Danny to the hospital.
Rocky: I… I never got to apologize.
Rocky (confessional): I never should’ve let Flambo’s alliance come between us on such a personal level. I wish I never trusted him, but most of all, I wish I trusted Danny, instead. But he’s never gonna hear that, and it’s all my fault.
While waiting, Lakitu announces the current state of the challenge.
Lakitu: I’ve decided I’ve had enough of this challenge, but there will still be a Castle Ceremony tonight. Pesky Piranha Plants, since you had more surviving members, you win invincibility, and temporary freedom. Mischievous Monty Moles, you’re going to complete your two-for-one deal later tonight. I’ll see you then.
That night, the losers showed up at the castle for the next elimination.
Lakitu: Welcome to the Castle Ceremony, everyone. Out of the four players with us tonight, three of them have been voted against. The first statue goes to the only player who didn’t get a vote… Cato. Emma, with the merge coming up, you might be seen as a physical threat to everyone else. Brittany, while you’re getting better socially, some might still think you’re obnoxious, or that your head’s just not in the game. Rocky, you’re not that great of a player, but someone voted for you since losing your closest friend might encourage you to avenge him? Weird logic, but a vote’s a vote. The final two marshmallows go to… Brittany, and… Emma. Rocky, I’m sorry, but you’ve been voted out, and must take the blast of shame.
Rocky climbs into the cannon and blasts off.
Lakitu: And with that, the merge is upon us. Who will win the first individual challenge? Who will be voted out next? And why didn’t Blake deliver on that challenge throw and blindside he promised us?
Cato: We all heard that.
Lakitu: Did I say that out loud? Anyway, tune in next time for another episode of Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!
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This season sucks. The only reason I'm trying to finish is so I don't have another season like Odyssey where I cancelled it halfway and changed my mind a year later, but never continued writing it because of possible continuity issues. Yeah, it's complicated. Between boring gameplay in the merge stage and character derailment, it's awful. I wanted to have a Toad-al Drama All-Stars next season, but with the current state of everyone, I think it's best I create an all-new cast for season 6.

Fifth post in a row, I know, but I'm not waiting for someone else to post here before I post the next episode, 'cause for all I know, everyone could've forgotten it exists. Anyway, here's the dreaded Episode 4: Waluigi Take Notes
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Lakitu: Last time on Toad-al Drama Inferno, Brittany learned that Emma was a little too extreme for her, while Blake convinced Nick to give him some tips to fix his reputation. That day during the challenge, some shocking stuff happened, literally and figuratively. Min gave up her dream of being the first female Hammer Bro., and soon got zapped straight out of the game in what I can only assume was Bowser’s psychological revenge. The Pesky Piranha Plants still lost, and voted out their second member of the day, Amy, and boy am I glad they did. Did Min and Amy find their way back home? How’s Flambo gonna play with his number one out? And is Violet wishing she was back at the “Noki Crack House?” Find out on Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!
After Brittany finished up patching the hole between her and Emma’s cells, she sneaks into Cato’s cell to try and recruit him.
Cato: You nearly gave me a heart attack!
Brittany: I really don’t care right now. Emma’s being a royal pain right now, trying to be all physical with me, and I-
Cato: Woah, woah, woah, that is a really awkward way of saying-
Brittany: Don’t care. Point is, I only care about the strategic part of the game, and I don’t really care about winning challenges, as long as I survive them.
Cato: And you had to wake me up because…
Brittany: I figured you’re pretty smart, and could help me with that.
Cato: Well, I do know a little bit, but I’ve never really taught anyone before.
Brittany: Then this can be your chance to start. Get out of your comfort- crap, I sound like Emma right now.
Cato: Fine, I'll create a lesson plan and we can start tomorrow morning.
Brittany: Finally. Somebody who won’t wake me up in the middle of the night.
Cato: Said the one who woke me up in the middle of the night.
Brittany: ‘Cause I knew Emma would barge in at any moment and I was getting desperate.
Cato: Fair.
The next morning, Flambo was pretending to mourn the loss of his only ally.
Flambo: It’s hard, you know? Having someone you’re so close with taken away by a vicious monster.
Bowser: Thanks for the compliment.
Flambo: Didn’t know you were there.
Bowser: So if you did know, you would’ve said something nice and sappy about me? How about you go feed Petunia?
Flambo: Is that your new daughter or something.
*cut to Flambo being tormented by a giant mutant Piranha Plant*
Danny: It’s always the red team.
Rocky: I know, man. When will we get to do anything fun?
Bowser: Oh, you want something fun? Go join Flambo, then!
Danny + Rocky: Yes, Lord Bowser!
The two run hollering and jumping for joy. When they arrive, they see six plant-like tentacles wrapped around Flambo and squeezing him to the point he can barely breathe.
Flambo: Are you two gonna stand there or help a guy out?
Danny pulls a rubber band ball out of his shoe.
Danny: I knew this thing would be useful someday.
He holds it up and whistles to get Petunia’s attention.
Danny: Hey! Do you wanna play fetch?
Intrigued, the plant takes a look at Danny, and the ball, with Flambo still squeezed in her arms. She attempts to jump and grab it, but Danny keeps holding it back.
Danny: Nuh-uh-uh. You gotta drop him first.
Petunia refuses, and continues to try and reach the ball.
Danny: No, girl. Drop him… drop him… DROP HIM!
Petunia finally lets Flambo go, and he falls with a loud thud. Danny throws the ball, then Petunia brings it back.
Danny: Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl? You are. Yes, you. I know.
Danny pets the monster, who purrs with content. Rocky approaches her, but she tries to bite him.
Danny: Okay, petting’s over. No more loving until you shake his hand.
It takes a few seconds, but Petunia and Rocky shake hands with each other.
Danny: Good, now who wants some grub?
Danny brings out a bucket full of Lord knows what is in that slop, while Flambo conducts a plan.
Flambo (confessional): It sucked losing Min so early, but it’s also a blessing. My original plan was to build trust with her and then take her out right at the merge, but when she was taken away, I needed a new plan. I wanted to just stir up drama so I could get away scotch-free, since it worked with so many others, but then I was like, “Nah. It’s too basic, everyone knows about that.” Then I remembered the rumor about Nick working with Blake, and then it hit me. In seasons past, when an early boot returns, they become a powerhouse. Just take a look at Wendy. She went from first boot to running the season. When this season’s cast was revealed at the Sunshine finale, there were four players who production thought didn’t have enough time to shine, and Nick was one of them. Obviously, Nick is bound to step up his game, and without him, Blake doesn’t stand a chance. So if I get Nick out next, I kill too birds with one stone. First, I get rid of a potential threat driven by self-improvement. Then, without anyone to guide him, I get rid of the biggest Toad-al Drama villain, which makes room to Queen Flambo. Then, I take out Shelly at the merge before she can avenge her bf. It also seems Brittany’s starting to get her act together, so it’s best I take her out after Shelly. Rocky? He can stay. He’s dumb on his own, and even dumber with Danny, so if I take them both with me to the final 4, I’m running the show, and it’s not like Danny’s learned anything from last season. Oh yeah, it’s all comin’ together, girl.
Flambo: Y’know, Rocky, Danny, for saving my life from that thing, there’s no way I can walk away without offering an alliance with you two.
Rocky: We’re on different teams, bro.
Flambo: I know, but if we ever make the merge, we can be the power trio. All the other alliances are just duos like Blake and Nick & Emma and Brittany.
Danny: Do you know what you’re signing up for, Rocky? I played with a seemingly-nice guy last season, and he was vicious. You never made it far enough to see his true side.
Rocky: Dude, a chance like this can be an opportunity for me to make it way far.
Danny: Don’t just trust random people from the opposing team. I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.
Rocky: I thought you cared, man. I thought you would be proud that I took this chance, but I guess not. Not even sure I can call you “bro” anymore.
Danny: Now don’t talk like that. Don’t let a game ruin our friendship.
Flambo (confessional): Danny being smart. This could be a lot harder than I thought.
Later, Cato was attempting his first lesson with Brittany.
Cato: The first thing you need to know for playing with others is to make others want to play with you.
Brittany: And what does that mean?
Cato: You know how last season, you just wouldn’t shut up about your leading roles in your high school musical productions?
Brittany: Yeah.
Cato: It annoys the heck out of everyone, but thankfully, I haven’t heard a word about them this season.
Brittany: ‘Cause I’ve run out of things to talk about.
Cato: Well… I guess that’s a good thing?
Brittany: So you want me to just live a boring life? That’s how I’m supposed to play? Every time I think I’ve found a good teacher-
Cato: That’s not what I’m saying. It’s okay to live an exciting life. It’s just that you need to know when to keep your snout shut. Things that you care deeply about may be a nuisance to others. I’m gonna give you a challenge. Name three things that you’re always thinking about and want everyone to know.
Brittany stood there silently.
Cato: No, I meant… well, fine. I guess you passed this lesson. I’m not getting paid enough to deal with you.
Bowser: ATTENTION PRISONERS! REPORT TO THE ARCADE FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!
Danny: Dude, he has an arcade? What doesn’t this place have, bro?
Rocky: You stole my stonerisms, man.
When the contestants arrive, they see a giant pinball table with 10 player balls and three spiked balls.
Lakitu: Welcome to-
Bowser: Welcome to your next challenge, everyone!
Lakitu (confessional): Okay, this is getting out of hand! This is my show, my job, and my… I can’t think of a third thing, but Bowser can’t stay any longer!
Bowser: Before we get to the challenge, Flambo, I have something important to tell you. When I told you to go feed Petunia, I didn’t mean, “Wait for two other idiots to do all the work for you.”
Flambo: I was in a bit of a-
Bowser: So what if she’s hard to handle? I gave you a job and you didn’t do it.
Flambo: Well, it’s too late to do anything.
Bowser: Too late? Too late, huh?
Bowser turns Flambo around, de-shells him, and spits fire on his behind.
Bowser: Don’t expect to play in the challenge, either!
Lakitu: Was that really necessary?
Bowser: That’s the second time you’ve asked that this season. Who runs the castle?
Lakitu: Who runs Toad-al Drama?
Bowser: You are a TV show. I am a kingdom. I think everyone knows I have more power.
Lakitu: I had you cast for Toad-al Drama 6, but guess what? I have Larry on speed dial, and if you keep this up, he’ll take your place.
Bowser: You’re kidding.
Lakitu: Do I ever kid when I’m this upset?
Bowser: You know what? Replace me! I don’t need to be a contestant when I can be the damn host!
Lakitu: Bowser… why do you want this so badly?
Bowser: I’ve competed in 3 seasons, and haven’t won a single one of them?
Lakitu: Uhm… sorry that you’re extremely unpopular? Not much I can do about it.
Bowser: In four seasons, only two villainous players have reached the finals, and both of them lost, to Yoshi and Mario of all people. It’s clear this game only respects the heroes, but I can make it so much more. I can make it all about playing dirty.
Lakitu: That’s not how it works. You wanna know why so many reality TV competitions succeed? Because the players make the game, not the game making the players. And setting people on fire for not completing impossible tasks? That’s just gonna make them hate you, not each other.
Bowser: Lakitu… I hereby banish you… from the Koopa Kingdom… FOREVER!!!
Two Hammer Bros. take the now ex-host and drag him out of the kingdom, never to host the season again.
Bowser: Welcome to a new era of Toad-al Drama. NOW LET’S GET TO THE DEATH MATCH! Five players from each team will be put inside giant inflatable balls and bounced around a table trying to score points. On the table will also be three spiked balls. If you fall off the table, or your ball gets popped, you’re out. After five minutes, the team with the highest score wins. Mischievous Monty Moles, you have an extra member. Which of you weaklings will be sitting out, being of absolutely no worth to the team whatsoever?
Shelly: Wrong. I’ll be more alive than these guys.
Bowser: Fine. Shelly’s sitting out. NOW PICK A BALL AND GO!
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Lakitu: So, uh, turns out the cameras all stopped working for the rest of the day. Don't know what happened. But here's what everyone else has told me. The Pesky Piranha Plants started off with way more points than the Mischievous Monty Moles, and before the Monty Moles could catch up, the pinball machine also broke down. Dang, what was going on with the power? Just when Bowser was about to declare the challenge over, Shelly, from the sidelines, tricked Bowser into starting it back up, but getting majorly hurt in the process. The Monty Moles still lost, and Shelly begged her teammates to put her out of her misery, so they all voted Shelly off. What will happen next? Find out on the next episode of Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!
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No, I didn't get lazy again. For those of you not keeping up, I've talked about how I wrote the entirety of episode 4, but apparently forgot to save the final third, maybe even half to the Word doc it was on. It wasn't in the recovery folder, and I didn't feel like rewriting everything a second time, especially when I was forgetting what I even wrote. Don't worry, episode 5 is saved in its entirety, with episode 6 carefully being worked on. I've also decided to just not to the two other reality shows, as I'm already planning an all-star season of Toad-al Drama, and possibly a seventh season based on Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

I've been making a ton of progress on the Toad-al Drama Wiki, and episode 6 of Inferno. But after this season, I'm probably gonna step back from Toad-al Drama to work on a couple other reality "shows" I've been wanting to do for a while. The first is a Mario Survivor reboot, and the other is Mushroom Big Brother. The first seasons of both of them will feature established characters instead of OC's. I have casts ready, but I'm not sure which one I should do first.
Mario Survivor Cast:

Mushroom Big Brother Cast:

If you want me to write Mario Survivor first, react with Yoshi. If you want me to write Mushroom Big Brother first, react with Koopa.
I've also decided to just not rewrite the deleted portion of episode 4 and instead give a summary of the rest of the episode when the time comes. I guess the in-universe excuse will be that the cameras randomly stopped working.

Rewrote the final portion of episode 5 to be less dark, but I still haven't rewritten the deleted third of episode 4 yet. For now, here's Episode 3: Challenge 2- Electric Boogaloo
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Lakitu: Last time on Toad-al Drama Inferno, our prisoners experienced their first full day under Bowser’s rule, being forced to eat glowing junk that I’m pretty sure is spiked. I’m gonna need to do some tests. After a brutal high-speed challenge, the Pesky Piranha Plants won, and Vinny was voted out for being the fakest person there is. What kind of drama will we see today? Can the Mischievous Monty Moles pull off a win? Find out on Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!
While Brittany is struggling to sleep in her cell, she hears insanely loud pounding on her wall.
Brittany: Oh God! What’s happening? WHAT’S HAPPENING?! IS IT TIME?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, BOWSER?!
Several eggs break into the wall, forming a large hole big enough for Emma to walk through.
Brittany: You gave me a heart attack, girl!
Emma: Well, we agreed that we would do training sessions together, and Bowser wouldn’t give me the key.
Brittany: It’s 1:37.29 AM.
Emma: Ah, counting the seconds to try and bore yourself to sleep, eh? Rookie mistake.
Brittany: Don’t tell me… please don’t tell me…
Brittany (confessionals): I wanna win this game, sure, but I don’t care about slaying in the challenges. I wanna slay in the mental game. Cato’s not doin’ much with that, so I’m stuck with Emma. And there’s no way I’m doing early morning workout sessions. If I don’t convince Cato to help me out, I’m dead.
Emma: The most important part about Toad-al Drama challenges is expecting the unexpected.
Brittany: But then the unexpected would be-
Emma: JUST EXPECT WEIRD CRAP! And judging by a few seconds ago, you clearly suck at it.
Emma digs around in her top and pulls out a Nerf Bazooka.
Brittany: How did you do that? You’re flat as a pancake.
Emma: This whole universe resolves around impossible cartoon logic. And besides, you’re not much thicker.
Brittany: Fair point.
Without warning, Emma starts blasting dozens of foam bullets at her trainee, hoping she would learn to dodge them all. Instead of experience, all she got was bruises.
Emma: We’ll work on that later.
Brittany: Yeah, maybe when it’s actually daytime.
Emma: At least I tired you out, right?
Brittany: The only bed I’d be sleeping on is a hospital bed.
When morning came, the usual routine was held, except everyone learned not to complain to Bowser. Blake took this as an opportunity to ask Violet for some advice.
Blake: Look, Violet, you seem to be all about making sure people are likable and-
Violet: I’m all about making sure people are bearable. There’s a difference.
Blake: I don’t care, I need someone’s help. I have to clear my name if I wanna stay in the game, and I need the help of someone with-
Violet: Why would I care if you go home or not? The only reason I aligned with you last season was so I could get rid of Min. I didn’t care about your goals. Go ask Flambo or something.
Blake: For all I know, with how close he is with Min, she’s probably told him so much crap about me that they’re already plotting.
Violet: Still not my problem.
Blake (confessional): Why is Violet such a jerk all of a sudden?
Desperate for someone to work with, he moves next to Nick, who he famously blindsided last season.
Blake: Nick, I know you probably hate me, but I really need an ally right now. Min and Flambo are tight, Violet wants nothing to do with me anymore, Eve hated me when we were on the plane together, and Amy… well, she’s useless. She’ll probably be out tonight.
Nick: You almost ruined my relationship with Shelly. When you told her I trash talked her in the confessional? I was talking about my ex! You’re lucky she forgot to check, or you wouldn’t have even made the merge.
Blake: How about this? We stick together and help each other make the merge, then we can chase each other’s tails to our hearts’ content.
Nick: If I have to wait to get my revenge, it had better be worth it. And you want tips? Your biggest issue last time is that you used others’ personal matters outside of the game to get yourself further.
Blake: Examples?
Nick: When you used Lizzy’s fear of the outside world, and little knowledge about Koopas to convince her to side with you and get rid of Min and I.
Blake: What was wrong with that? You need to know others and use their skills to help you.
Nick: Yes, Blake. Skills. Strategy levels and physical abilities, not another person’s ignorant racism stemmed from a traumatic childhood.
Blake: Well, when you put it like that, I guess I was a bit of an asshole.
Nick: That’s the first step, recognizing an issue. The second step, fixing it, will be way harder.
Blake: What am I supposed to do for that?
Nick: Don’t make it obvious. Don’t tell them you care, show them. Think about who the team’s weakest link is, and not your biggest obstacle. Right now, the weakest link would be Amy.
Amy: What filter am I supposed to put on this to make it look good?
Nick: You know why.
Blake: But everyone’s gunning for Amy. If I’m not the one behind it, then how will they know I actually care about the team?
Nick: Just go along with them. If they know you’re willing to be a follower and not a controller, they’ll see you’re not the power freak you used to be.
Blake: Thanks, Nick.
Nick: Anything to beat you at the merge.
Bowser: ATTENTION PRISONERS! MEET ME IN THE GYM FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!
Amy: Yay! Another room to post about!
The prisoners arrive and see two giant exercise wheels with two electric bars in each.
Lakitu: Welcome to today’s challenge. Each team will have all its members, except for a sit-out from the Pesky Piranha Plants, put inside one of these giant wheels. The faster you run, the faster you rack up points for your team. However, you may have noticed these electric bars.
Bowser: If any team members runs into one of these, they get shocked, and all their team’s points will be wiped out.
Lakitu: Can I do anything on my own this season?
Bowser: Can I finally win a season? No? Well there’s your answer.
Lakitu: That logic makes zero sense. Anyway, Pesky Piranha Plants, who are you sitting out?
Pesky Piranha Plants: Amy.
Amy: More time for me to film you guys suffering.
Lakitu: Oh, Amy, what would this show be without you? Oh, right! Interesting! Now get on the wheels and go!
The teams step inside the exercise wheels and realize just how close they are to the electricity. While Emma tries to get everyone to run quickly to build up a good score, Nick has another idea.
Nick: Just walk at a steady pace. As long as we’re moving the wheel just enough that we’re in the center, we’ll get a chain of points. The other team can run as quickly as they want, but they’ll keep on erasing their score.
Violet: Sure. Not into high speeds anyway.
The Piranha Plants put their plan into action, but it’s revealed to have weakened them as the Monty Moles get a score 5 times the amount that they have.
Brittany: I’m sure slow and steady is winnin’ the race for you guys. And we ain’t takin’ any naps.
While Brittany was taunting the other team, she runs right into one of the electric bars and deletes her team’s entire score, alongside tripping up all the other Monty Moles and shocking them as well.
Bowser: Just a little bit faster, and you could do the same, Min?
Min: I’m not taking your offer.
Bowser: Picture this, being the forefront of the army, making headlines all over the kingdom. All that could be yours.
Min takes a few seconds to think about everything she’s really been doing her whole life, and the reason she’s been doing it.
Min: I only wanted to be the first to do something. I saw there were no girls in the Hammer Bro. army, and I assumed nobody else would take that role. All I wanted to do was make a name for all the girls out there, but I guess I never thought about what it would come with.
Bowser: You can have all you’ve ever wanted.
Min: But I don’t want it… no… I can’t want it anymore.
Min throws her helmet onto the ground and officially gives up her dream. She keeps on walking, but after too much thinking about her conversation, she falls behind and hits one of the bars.
Lakitu: Oooh, man, that’s one heavy wipeout for the Piranha Plants.
Nick: We gotta get more points. New plan, RUN!
Min is thrown off by this and gets tossed around repeatedly, constantly getting shocked left, right and center, to the point where she passes out on the ground burnt up, all while the Monty Moles rack up thousands of points.
Lakitu: So, are we gonna send someone to help her?
Bowser: Help her? Do you have any idea what this season is about?
Lakitu gets his phone out and calls a hospital about an hour away.
Lakitu: Seeing as Min is no longer able to compete, I’ve decided to personally eliminate her from the competition, and call the challenge off. Pesky Piranha Plants, as you don’t have any points, I’ll be seeing you at the Castle Ceremony tonight.
Later that night, the Pesky Piranha Plants, already a member down, arrives at the Castle for their first official elimination.
Lakitu: Everyone has voted for a team member to be voted off. If you get a miniature Bowser statue, you’re safe, but if you’re left without, you must take the Blast of Shame, a huge canon that will shoot you to who-knows-where. The first statues go to… Nick… Eve… and Violet. Flambo, with your number one ally gone, you could be left vulnerable. Blake, your bad reputation could have put a huge target on your back. Amy, after a few days of doing pretty much nothing, the team thinks you’re the weakest link. The next statue goes to… Flambo. This leaves our bottom two at Blake and Amy. The final statue goes to… Blake. Sorry, Amy. Gotta go.
Amy reluctantly walks into the Blast of Shame, but is blown away before she could get the chance to record a POV.
Lakitu: Well, that does it for this episode. Will anyone else get seriously injured? Can Blake become well-liked by the team? And will Brittany find a new trainer? Find out on the next episode of Toad-al! Drama! Inferno!
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Why did I quote Defying Gravity? I have no idea. But I put it in, and you're gonna have to deal with it.