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Messages 1084 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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GUYS, GUYS!
They cast Keanu Reeves as Yoshi in the Mario Movie sequel! A few hours ago, he leaked a video of himself recording his voice lines.
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_9rG6Epbo[yt]
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Which of these characters describes your mood right now?
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Messages 1084 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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KirbyBoy wrote:
So are You Saying Christmas Songs aren't as Good as They Used to?

I like the songs themselves, but I just feel like everyone's capitalizing on covers instead of writing their own stuff. Turn on any Christmas radio station for 4-8 hours, and you'll know what I mean.
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I love Christmas, but MY GOD, the music has no variety.
I work Tuesday and Thursday evenings at a grocery store, and they recently put on a Christmas station as expected. It was fine for 40 minutes, then every other song was another version of a song I had already heard. The worst offender? When I walked into the store on Tuesday, they were playing the most awful rendition of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. I was relieved when it was over, but then at 6:50 (pm) they played that exact same cover again. AND THEN THE JACKSON 5 VERSION 10 MINUTES LATER!
I remember being a kid and watching all those cheesy holiday specials of my favorite TV shows. I'm talking Wiggly, Wiggly Christmas, Heartswarming Eve, that Fresh Beat Band episode where everyone's turned into a toy. Were they corny because they were made for kids? Of course! But did they have original songs that were bangers? Definitely. You know you're doing bad when I'd rather watch these shows at 16 instead of listening to Sirius XM.
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Welp, there goes any reason for me to play Tour anymore. I've played every Tour from the game's 4th year, so what's the point anymore? They couldn't even afford to make new Tours from old content?
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15 years ago at E3, Mario fans got this masterpiece. (I didn't know about it until a few minutes ago.)

And they said Charles Martinet couldn't do a whole movie.
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WII RAINBOW ROAD IS DEAD! 😭
Also, I'm glad Pauline and the Kongs are back, but weren't there only two slots?
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So I just finished watching the Mario Movie a minute or two ago at the time of writing, and oh boy, it was incredible... except for the parts that weren't.
Strong parts:
• There were a TON of references to the games.
• Jack Black is the only person who should ever be allowed to voice Bowser ever again.
• The Blue Shell guy was lore I never would've expected if I didn't read the plot months before watching.
• I really enjoyed Mario's character development, and Peach being a complete badass. That being said...
Weak points:
• Peach did way more than Mario did.
• Chris Pratt did a decent Mario impression while Seth Rogan didn't even try as Donkey Kong.
• The pacing felt kinda weird, I don't know how to describe it.
• The music choice was awful.
• While it had a lot of funny moments, most of it was just, "You were expecting this? Well not today!"
Overall, I'd give the movie a 4/5.
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Hey, guys. I'm hosting an ORG (online reality gameshow) on Discord called GamerORGs, based on beloved video game franchises, and the first season will be based on Super Mario, with twists based on the mainline platformers, Mario Kart, and Mario Party.
IMPORTANT DATES:
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Maxxie wrote:
I once had a dream where i was in with Waluigi, burning stuff down, including rosalina's shit world.
I dont know why we burnt stuff, but we did, and in my dreams, Waluigi is wanted for several warcrimes.

Somebody make this a movie!

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Thank you, everyone. Happy birthday to everyone else reading this message. :D

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Not important but please don't ping me if you don't need to talk to me. This has made up so many of my notifications today, and it's kind of annoying.
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This is probably just for multicups, but screw it, it wasn't specifically stated.
Over the summer, I'm gonna temporarily return to my popular reality TV fanfic series before I start my probably-frustrating senior year. I have 3 options that I've had for a long time.
Toad-al Drama Revival: A return to Camp Yobishiko with 12-17 new characters competing, fixing the mistakes of the two back-to-back failures that were Inferno and Hectic Holiday.
Mario Survivor Reboot: A complete reboot of my Mario Survivor series featuring 14 OCs competing, alongside a game-changing twist.
Mushroom Big Brother: A format I advertised once before I completely gave up. This will feature 10 OCs playing a game that's never been adapted on the forum before.
I posted this announcement here because I don't wanna make a new topic for every time I create a fanfic fan vote that nobody participates in. I did it once, and got the above results. Vote below for which of these I should write.
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z28Ypw8nN
C'est probablement juste pour les multicups, mais merde, cela n'a pas été spécifiquement indiqué.
Au cours de l'été, je vais temporairement revenir à ma populaire série de fanfics de télé-réalité avant de commencer ma dernière année probablement frustrante. J'ai 3 options que j'ai depuis longtemps.
Reprise des Défis Extrêmes de Lakitu : Un retour au Camp Yobishiko avec 12 à 17 nouveaux personnages en compétition, corrigeant les erreurs des deux échecs consécutifs qu'étaient Inferno et Hectic Holiday.
Mario Koh-Lanta Reboot : Un redémarrage complet de ma série Mario Koh-Lanta mettant en vedette 14 personnages en compétition, accompagné d'une touche qui change la donne.
Champi Big Brother : Un format dont j'ai fait la publicité une fois avant d'abandonner complètement. Il s'agira de 10 OC jouant à un jeu qui n'a jamais été adapté sur le forum auparavant.
J'ai posté cette annonce ici parce que je ne veux pas créer un nouveau sujet à chaque fois que je crée un vote de fanfic auquel personne ne participe. Je l'ai fait une fois et j'ai obtenu les résultats ci-dessus. Votez ci-dessous pour lequel de ceux-ci je devrais écrire.
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z28Ypw8nN

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