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16626 pts ★ MasterOn 2023-05-14 at 10:43:45
AUMH IAUG guys i mne hsnewn herere and im nhlike mario kaort
What the heck is that?
it means you should shut the fuck up, frenchfaggot
You didnt get your vbucks or what? Just asking
Shove a FUCKING BAUGETTE INTO YOUR ASS AND GO EXPLODE YOUR EIFIEL TOWER FAGGOT
Ok thanks, now I have a good day, be serious for a moment pls
On 2023-05-14 at 10:41:09
AUMH IAUG guys i mne hsnewn herere and im nhlike mario kaort
What the heck is that?
it means you should shut the fuck up, frenchfaggot
You didnt get your vbucks or what? Just asking
On 2023-05-14 at 10:38:39
AUMH IAUG guys i mne hsnewn herere and im nhlike mario kaort
What the heck is that?
On 2023-05-12 at 22:18:43
How did you discover MKPC?
On 2023-05-12 at 21:43:35
What is your play first game?
"What is the first game you played" If it mean that then, it was New Super Mario Bros
On 2023-05-12 at 07:35:13
[color=olive]do you usually play mkpc on school ipad?[/color]
I play on phone,computer, so no
On 2023-05-01 at 10:36:24
What is your play first game?
You mean : What is your first game you play?
On 2023-04-30 at 09:38:28
Hello[color=#ff0000][/color]Hello, you are new here?
I saw your message, so there's no point in putting it back on, well I don't think you were paying attention to the first message
2On 2023-04-13 at 21:21:18
Welcome here
On 2023-04-13 at 17:28:12
Hello[color=#ff0000][/color]Hello, you are new here?
describe the vegan teacher in 5 words
On 2024-03-15 at 19:57:08
Why does this shit exist?
[FANFIC] Magma Island
On 2023-09-05 at 10:39:12
Dawn of the fourth day (Day 4)
It is a very foggy day on the island. Lely awakes on the fine sand beach by the cabins.
Lely: Wow, this fog is definitely thick. I better find someone!
A quiet noise can be heard from one of the speakers...
Lely: What's that noise?
???: Ah, Lely. I'm contacting this island through only one speaker because I don't want The Host's team to know I'm still on their systems.
Lely: But who are you?
???: They call me xrunner. I have some... ...friends with me here.
???: H-hewwo nya~ >w<
xrunner: stop talking like that, and be quiet.
Lely: But how can I trust you?
???: W-why w-wouldn't you 0-0.
Lely: Because you're just a random speaker in the floor. Goodbye.
Lely walks away, but finds a strange door under the docks...
Lely: What could this b-
The Host: ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS! DO NOT GO WHERE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, OR I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO TERMINATE YOU. Have fun!
Lely: Well that was uncalled for.
Meanwhile in the woods, Noob and StarSplizz have gotten into quite the arguement...
StarSplizz: We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you!
Noob: How is it my fault?
???: anyway do you want to go on my boat or what?
Noob: Actually, I have a job to go to.
StarSplizz: Well, I'm going to stay on these docks.
The man giving out boat trips grabs starsplizz, who grabs noob.
StarSplizz: Remember? If you hadn't had left, we would've made it out of there easily!
Noob: Yet you grabbed me? It's your fault!
Max: Oh, stop bickering.
StarSplizz: Oh, it's you. Think you're the main character, do you? Let's see how well you do in a duel!
As soon as StarSplizz finished his sentence, he struck towards Max's knees with his freshly-sharpened stick, knocking him over.
Max: *fumbles for his spear* Who said I was the "main character"?? *Throws his spear towards StarSplizz, but misses*
StarSplizz: Oh please, you're always making "friends" and getting the most kills an-
Noob smacks StarSplizz on the head with Max's spear, knocking him unconscious.
Max: T-thanks. You really saved me there!
Noob: Don't worry about it, it's standard side character behaviour
!
Max:
Over by the black rock beach, Dietsoda decides to tactically "ally" with some peers.
Dietsoda: So... You're "K", right?
K: Yes...
Dietsoda: I've heard a lot of great things about you. Want to ally?
K: Really, me?
Dietsoda: Yes, you seem quite skilled in combat and all of that.
K: Ok
!
Meanwhile, Fiery tries to start a fire in the woods with Buzzma.
Fiery: Sorry about yesterday and all that...
Buzzma: I'm still annoyed!!!
The fire lights, with help from Fiery's head.
Fiery: Well, I've said sorry. At least we have heat!
Suddenly, a hand grabs Buzzma by the head and pulls her into the bushes.
???: Heh heh, got one!
Fiery: *Readys his fists* Who's there?!
Dietsoda: Well, not your friend anymore.
A beaten, seeming dead, body is thrown from
the bush.
Fiery: Buzzma!
K: And you're next!
Fiery: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Fiery punches K in the head, pushing him backwards.
Dietsoda: We'll be back!
Noob and Max have finished setting up a small shelter by the river.
Max: We could just stay here all day! We've got everything we need, water, shelter, heat, and-
Noob: And?
Max: We haven't had food in 4 days!
Noob: Well, I've heard that the host gives us just enough food to survive, but not enough for it to be comfortable. Same with water.
Max: Well, we better look for more food if we're going to be in any more fights.
Nudge: Did someone say "fight"?
Nudge runs into the shelter, stealing a support beam
Max: NO! NUDGE! COME BACK HERE!
Nudge: okay
Lely: Ah, you three. I see you've made quite the shelter here?
The Host: All right, any of you died yet?
K: yeah i beat up buzzma
The Host: Well done. So, who is everone voting?
Dietsoda: I vote Fiery.
Max: Let's all collectively agree to get rid of StarSplizz.
Noob: ^^^^^
Fiery: I vote for Dietsoda. Again.
Nudge: i vote for max
StarSplizz: I'm going to vote for Max.
K: I vote for Fiery.
Lely: I vote for myself.
IlluZhion: I saw a fight between StarSplizz and Max, so I'd say StarSplizz.
Sorbet: I just sat in a bush ALL DAY with IlluZhion, so I vote for StarSplizz too.
The Host: All right, "StarSplizz". Walk down these stairs.
StarSplizz does this, but trips and falls into a hole. Sand starts filling in the hole.
Lely: *Bleh*
Max:
Nudge: eh
It is a very foggy day on the island. Lely awakes on the fine sand beach by the cabins.
Lely: Wow, this fog is definitely thick. I better find someone!
A quiet noise can be heard from one of the speakers...
Lely: What's that noise?
???: Ah, Lely. I'm contacting this island through only one speaker because I don't want The Host's team to know I'm still on their systems.
Lely: But who are you?
???: They call me xrunner. I have some... ...friends with me here.
???: H-hewwo nya~ >w<
xrunner: stop talking like that, and be quiet.
Lely: But how can I trust you?
???: W-why w-wouldn't you 0-0.
Lely: Because you're just a random speaker in the floor. Goodbye.
Lely walks away, but finds a strange door under the docks...
Lely: What could this b-
The Host: ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS! DO NOT GO WHERE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, OR I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO TERMINATE YOU. Have fun
!Lely: Well that was uncalled for.
Meanwhile in the woods, Noob and StarSplizz have gotten into quite the arguement...
StarSplizz: We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you!
Noob: How is it my fault?
???: anyway do you want to go on my boat or what?
Noob: Actually, I have a job to go to.
StarSplizz: Well, I'm going to stay on these docks.
The man giving out boat trips grabs starsplizz, who grabs noob.
StarSplizz: Remember? If you hadn't had left, we would've made it out of there easily!
Noob: Yet you grabbed me? It's your fault!
Max: Oh, stop bickering.
StarSplizz: Oh, it's you. Think you're the main character, do you? Let's see how well you do in a duel!
As soon as StarSplizz finished his sentence, he struck towards Max's knees with his freshly-sharpened stick, knocking him over.
Max: *fumbles for his spear* Who said I was the "main character"?? *Throws his spear towards StarSplizz, but misses*
StarSplizz: Oh please, you're always making "friends" and getting the most kills an-
Noob smacks StarSplizz on the head with Max's spear, knocking him unconscious.
Max: T-thanks. You really saved me there!
Noob: Don't worry about it, it's standard side character behaviour
!Max:
Over by the black rock beach, Dietsoda decides to tactically "ally" with some peers.
Dietsoda: So... You're "K", right?
K: Yes...
Dietsoda: I've heard a lot of great things about you. Want to ally?
K: Really, me?
Dietsoda: Yes, you seem quite skilled in combat and all of that.
K: Ok
!Meanwhile, Fiery tries to start a fire in the woods with Buzzma.
Fiery: Sorry about yesterday and all that...
Buzzma: I'm still annoyed!!!
The fire lights, with help from Fiery's head.
Fiery: Well, I've said sorry. At least we have heat!
Suddenly, a hand grabs Buzzma by the head and pulls her into the bushes.
???: Heh heh, got one!
Fiery: *Readys his fists* Who's there?!
Dietsoda: Well, not your friend anymore.
A beaten, seeming dead, body is thrown from
the bush.
Fiery: Buzzma!
K: And you're next!
Fiery: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Fiery punches K in the head, pushing him backwards.
Dietsoda: We'll be back!
Noob and Max have finished setting up a small shelter by the river.
Max: We could just stay here all day! We've got everything we need, water, shelter, heat, and-
Noob: And?
Max: We haven't had food in 4 days!
Noob: Well, I've heard that the host gives us just enough food to survive, but not enough for it to be comfortable. Same with water.
Max: Well, we better look for more food if we're going to be in any more fights.
Nudge: Did someone say "fight"?
Nudge runs into the shelter, stealing a support beam
Max: NO! NUDGE! COME BACK HERE!
Nudge: okay
Lely: Ah, you three. I see you've made quite the shelter here?
The Host: All right, any of you died yet?
K: yeah i beat up buzzma
The Host: Well done. So, who is everone voting?
Dietsoda: I vote Fiery.
Max: Let's all collectively agree to get rid of StarSplizz.
Noob: ^^^^^
Fiery: I vote for Dietsoda. Again.
Nudge: i vote for max
StarSplizz: I'm going to vote for Max.
K: I vote for Fiery.
Lely: I vote for myself.
IlluZhion: I saw a fight between StarSplizz and Max, so I'd say StarSplizz.
Sorbet: I just sat in a bush ALL DAY with IlluZhion, so I vote for StarSplizz too.
The Host: All right, "StarSplizz". Walk down these stairs.
StarSplizz does this, but trips and falls into a hole. Sand starts filling in the hole.
Lely: *Bleh*
Max:
Nudge: eh
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
Nah very good 👍
On 2023-03-22 at 20:38:31
Dawn of the third day (Day 3)
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND?
IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head.
Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK.
Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!
Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND
?IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head
.Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK
.Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
According to the fanfic...oh no I become a...
He lived with bread and died with bread. 💀
2On 2023-03-22 at 20:33:46
Dawn of the third day (Day 3)
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND?
IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head.
Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK.
Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE!
Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND
?IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head
.Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK
.Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
According to the fanfic...oh no I become a...
2On 2022-12-16 at 16:21:43
Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi!
Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean.
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie
! I will kill you first!The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
Poor Dark…I should have voted Dietsoda.
If you tried that you wouldn't like the result.
Woah woah chill out dude
He chill out right now
It was the theory of MisterCringeh
On 2022-12-16 at 16:10:10
I didnt notice that there was that
On 2022-12-14 at 19:23:03
Me pls
Name : MisterCringeh
color : Black
Personality : Calm and energic, but smart
Species : Human
Appearence : Normal person
Name : MisterCringeh
color : Black
Personality : Calm and energic, but smart
Species : Human
Appearence : Normal person
1MKPC Slander
On 2023-08-29 at 17:33:25
mkpc discord be likeI like those two towers
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