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9239 pts ★ ExpertOn 2023-12-21 at 12:15:42
Me when i getting attack by 1000 people all because i said swear words are not allowed
This is not really getting attacked. Blahblhablah
Invu me boy leave me alone
Oh my god I literally didn't even attack you. Blahbalahbalahblahbalahblahbalah I like kidsblah blah blah.
Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Fuk
1) Where the fuck did you get this
2) What drugs are you on
3) Stop trying to shit on my friend for something so fucking trivial and immature thanks, he wouldn't even post something so dumb like that 💀
To answer your questions:
1. He got it from that DILLIGAF meme I posted on here.
2. Probably crack or cocaine. (
3. Just ignore him, he is just being stupid.
On 2023-12-10 at 23:40:52
Me whenever I see a person complaining about the challenge being too "hard" and somebody is telling them to "GeT gOoD":
This will be my response to many things that are stupid
This will be my response to many things that are stupid
1
1What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2024-06-16 at 13:48:32
“Strontium 90? Like the radioactive isotope?”
“Yessir!”
*literally burns alive* “æææææ”
“Yessir!”
*literally burns alive* “æææææ”
On 2024-05-10 at 02:13:21
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAH
Dumbledore said calmly, throwing him to the ground, kicking Harry whilst he is on the ground, pulling an AK-47 out of nowhere and shooting him, then casting, "Avada Kedavra" for good measure.
1Let's make QM tiles for every official MK Track together
On 2024-05-12 at 21:32:28
i tried GCN Baby Park
I was trying to make GCN Baby Park but I couldn't get it. Thanks for doing my job for me!
Anarchy Chess
On 2024-12-30 at 21:49:56
Loved this game, had a stronk.
On 2024-12-22 at 19:21:58
DAY 47
Since @Teon5072's suggestion was the only one today, it automatically wins.
Lord Nergal invites the eggs to the Dread Isle for a "surprise", and half the eggs decide to go.
You have until tomorrow
Since @Teon5072's suggestion was the only one today, it automatically wins.
Lord Nergal invites the eggs to the Dread Isle for a "surprise", and half the eggs decide to go.
You have until tomorrow
all the pieces live happily ever after (this probably wont win)
And a nuke gets dropped on Japan (JK) (THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION, IT'S JUST SMTH STUPID I THOUGHT OF)
On 2024-12-17 at 13:41:23
According to Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future, one possibility is that coming face to face with your future self would put both you and your future self into shock, and you'd both pass out. So, if the Queen from Day 1 ever sees the queen that time traveled, they would both pass out. (How the queens see is how they move)
I wrote this concerning that only the queen would be affected, but now since the time-eater merged both timelines, everyone sees their future self, they should all pass out because now that there are no more squares, they can see and move freely, but considering that in Sonic Generations, when Classic Sonic and Modern Sonic, and Classic Tails and Modern Tails saw each other, they didn't pass out, so I think it should be where the pieces don't pass out when they see their future self's (except the Queen fuck you for making this more complicated than it already was you stupid Queen). Also, white rook to wherever the a2 space would be. And add another Luigi
On 2024-12-02 at 08:28:15
According to Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future, one possibility is that coming face to face with your future self would put both you and your future self into shock, and you'd both pass out. So, if the Queen from Day 1 ever sees the queen that time traveled, they would both pass out. (How the queens see is how they move)
On 2024-08-29 at 12:31:14
A time bomb goes off and resets the entire board
Funny, but would be absolute hell
On 2024-08-29 at 01:37:36
DAY 12
The winning move was suggested by @Mario100, being:
White's Heartbroken Pawn becomes a suicide bomber and walks into Black's black squared rook. He exclaims that he will detonate the bomb in 2 turns (Including this one), killing everyone in the rook, the rook, and himself. The space where the bomb went off is now missing, as it was blown up by the pawn unless he is stopped. He also, because of the revolt against the king, sends a letter to the white queen, telling her that the white king has been sleeping with the black queen. The white queen then responds by kicking the king in the balls and rides the alligator off the cliff, taking a white pawn and a black knight of the cliff killing them all. But the queen had ghost fruit and will respawn in 4 moves.
Black to move
Note: Sorry for the late update. I'll be sure to provide extra time for suggestions whenever I update the board later than usual.
The winning move was suggested by @Mario100, being:
White's Heartbroken Pawn becomes a suicide bomber and walks into Black's black squared rook. He exclaims that he will detonate the bomb in 2 turns (Including this one), killing everyone in the rook, the rook, and himself. The space where the bomb went off is now missing, as it was blown up by the pawn unless he is stopped. He also, because of the revolt against the king, sends a letter to the white queen, telling her that the white king has been sleeping with the black queen. The white queen then responds by kicking the king in the balls and rides the alligator off the cliff, taking a white pawn and a black knight of the cliff killing them all. But the queen had ghost fruit and will respawn in 4 moves.
Black to move
Note: Sorry for the late update. I'll be sure to provide extra time for suggestions whenever I update the board later than usual.
i'm trying to understand this
Honestly me too
I wanted to have smth crazy and stupid to happen, cause that's obviously what happening already, and this is the shit my brain came up with
On 2024-08-26 at 23:31:12
White's Heartbroken Pawn becomes a suicide bomber and walks into Black's black squared rook. He exclaims that he will detonate the bomb in 2 turns (Including this one), killing everyone in the rook, the rook, and himself. The space where the bomb went off is now missing, as it was blown up by the pawn unless he is stopped. He also, because of the revolt against the king, sends a letter to the white queen, telling her that the white king has been sleeping with the black queen. The white queen then responds by kicking the king in the balls and rides the alligator off the cliff, taking a white pawn and a black knight of the cliff killing them all. But the queen had ghost fruit and will respawn in 4 moves.
[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2024 Season)
On 2024-05-05 at 23:30:54
Chapter 8 : Good At Love
Is it your fault, or is it my thoughts ?
Max : Okay so. To whoever is in my team, I want us to stay together at all times. No separation, not even a single one.
Lely : I think we should go in small groups. VC and Noob, you should go for the beaches. Alice and Ben, try to not fight with each other and go for the hills and the caverns. Me and Nudge will go in the cities, if that is alright, and our meeting point will be the huts.
VC : You have great leadership skills
Nudge : I should complain but I feel like despite being the dumbest, you also have a lot of experience
Max : I think we should head for the mountaintop. There must be something high up there.
And with that, both teams began.
VC : Going from the mountain to the beach is gonna be so hard.
Noob : We should ask for vehicles.
VC : But we don't even have a license !
Noob : Tell me, who cares ?
VC : It's not that, but how do we even find one ?
Noob : True...
Max : Okay, this might be tough. The pathway is very thin, and the slope seems steep. I don't know if it's worth it.
Krazey : At least from there, you can see the fragments shining !
Max : What if they're just lampposts ?
Krazey : Something is up there ! I have a gut feeling.
Max : I think it's kind of dangerous... but okay, if you say so.
And with that, the Teal Team began climbing. Max's feet were slowly trying to walk carefully on the slope that felt almost like it was vertical. After five minutes, people got tired.
Choco : Ahh... I cannot feel my foot...
Angrybird : I feel so tired...
James : I don't trust any of this.
Max : It really does seem dangerous...
Krazey : Everything will be fine... we will get there.
Choco : Wait... I smell something...
Max : What ?
Choco : AHHHH ! BLOOD IS ON MY HAND ! THERE IS BLOOD !
As they started yelling, every of their teammates turned to them. Max used his phone's light to figure out what was happening ; and a dead, crushed Pianta was on the floor, full of blood.
Angrybird : WHAT ??? OH MY GOD !! WE NEED TO GO BACK !!!!
Dayzi : This seems to mean something... but what ?
Max : I don't know... but I'm scared.
Krazey : I... don't know.
And then suddenly, a boulder fell from the top of the mountain. He was going rapidly and was about to crush them. They all started yelling and running for their life, as the boulder continued to roll. After some time they ended up to the point where they were before, scared. Sadly, Max's ankle had twisted and he could not stand up anymore.
Max : I... can't even stand up.
The boy cried, as he felt weak and pained at the same time. The rest of his team was shocked. Why did a boulder fall ? What was happening ? Then they saw a figure lit up by the moon at the top of the mountain... and they understood.
Is it your fault, or is it my thoughts ?
Max : Okay so. To whoever is in my team, I want us to stay together at all times. No separation, not even a single one.
Lely : I think we should go in small groups. VC and Noob, you should go for the beaches. Alice and Ben, try to not fight with each other and go for the hills and the caverns. Me and Nudge will go in the cities, if that is alright, and our meeting point will be the huts.
VC : You have great leadership skills
Nudge : I should complain but I feel like despite being the dumbest, you also have a lot of experience
Max : I think we should head for the mountaintop. There must be something high up there.
And with that, both teams began.
VC : Going from the mountain to the beach is gonna be so hard.
Noob : We should ask for vehicles.
VC : But we don't even have a license !
Noob : Tell me, who cares ?
VC : It's not that, but how do we even find one ?
Noob : True...
Max : Okay, this might be tough. The pathway is very thin, and the slope seems steep. I don't know if it's worth it.
Krazey : At least from there, you can see the fragments shining !
Max : What if they're just lampposts ?
Krazey : Something is up there ! I have a gut feeling.
Max : I think it's kind of dangerous... but okay, if you say so.
And with that, the Teal Team began climbing. Max's feet were slowly trying to walk carefully on the slope that felt almost like it was vertical. After five minutes, people got tired.
Choco : Ahh... I cannot feel my foot...
Angrybird : I feel so tired...
James : I don't trust any of this.
Max : It really does seem dangerous...
Krazey : Everything will be fine... we will get there.
Choco : Wait... I smell something...
Max : What ?
Choco : AHHHH ! BLOOD IS ON MY HAND ! THERE IS BLOOD !
As they started yelling, every of their teammates turned to them. Max used his phone's light to figure out what was happening ; and a dead, crushed Pianta was on the floor, full of blood.
Angrybird : WHAT ??? OH MY GOD !! WE NEED TO GO BACK !!!!
Dayzi : This seems to mean something... but what ?
Max : I don't know... but I'm scared.
Krazey : I... don't know.
And then suddenly, a boulder fell from the top of the mountain. He was going rapidly and was about to crush them. They all started yelling and running for their life, as the boulder continued to roll. After some time they ended up to the point where they were before, scared. Sadly, Max's ankle had twisted and he could not stand up anymore.
Max : I... can't even stand up.
The boy cried, as he felt weak and pained at the same time. The rest of his team was shocked. Why did a boulder fall ? What was happening ? Then they saw a figure lit up by the moon at the top of the mountain... and they understood.
Very short, but very good.
On 2024-04-22 at 22:26:40
can i join?
name: golend (last name: emerdal)
colour:#6c2791 (hex code)
personality: kind but can be mean
species: idk something to do with dragons?
annoyed by: being told carrots are good for your I sight and being defeated by weak attacks
gender: Female (but they are GAY)
name: golend (last name: emerdal)
colour:#6c2791 (hex code)
personality: kind but can be mean
species: idk something to do with dragons?
annoyed by: being told carrots are good for your I sight and being defeated by weak attacks
gender: Female (but they are GAY)
No spots left. And even if there were it would be first came first served, so RedPikmin
whatever but a fanfic shouldnt have a limit on people
Yes it should. Last time I literally had 36 people on the roster. How am I supposed to remember all of them ?? To give all of them good lines ?? And it is super pissy to write overall.
And I'm over here with 20+ people in mine lol 💀
On 2024-04-09 at 02:31:48
Lely 17
Alice 15
Max 13
Eli 13
Nudge 2
Angrybird 2
Horrible line distribution, lol, but this was a plot episode. Obviously some people weren't going to have any lines.
Alice 15
Max 13
Eli 13
Nudge 2
Angrybird 2
Horrible line distribution, lol, but this was a plot episode. Obviously some people weren't going to have any lines.
The fact that I lost my cool is pretty concerning. I would never go far enough to hurt one of my family members. True, I may get mad, yell, cuss, whatever, but I would NEVER, and I mean NEVER hurt one of my family members. As much as I HATED Ben (aka Cario), I would never forgive myself if I made one of my family members scared. You know what? Hate isn't the word for how I felt about Cario. The word I'm looking for is ABHOR. Because, I've said it once, and I shout to the gates of heaven if I have to, I LOVE MY FAMILY TOO MUCH! A small fact I've barely told anyone about, or the main reason, is that I'm thinking of learning self-defense and karate, not only to protect myself but my family. The reason I live with my grandparents? (Well, my grandma at least, has dementia and is slowly dying because of it.) That's because my parents didn't give a fucking rat's ass about me. I was drug-born, explaining my ADHD. My mom left when I was young, possibly meaning I was born into divorced parents. My dad? Let me do whatever the hell I wanted. Didn't tell me the one thing I needed to be taught in my life. The word, "No". Then, he would get constantly drunk, but wouldn't abuse me, I was lucky for that. He also would watch porn in front of me, explaining my porn addiction. Then, he wasn't paying his bills and eventually lost his apartment. (It was those little houses where they are like close together, like a hotel, but not, if you understand) We went to a guy who had two dogs. And he would abuse them constantly. (Explaining my love for animals, tho I'm more of a cat person myself) He would shove their poop into their faces and did more than I would be willing to type. After that, which went on for
On 2024-03-29 at 22:57:21
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
I like how Eli's go-to intimidation technique is quoting Avril Lavigne.
lol. I have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about.
On 2024-03-08 at 00:37:39
Chapter 2 : New New Day
Music for this part :
Suddenly, Alice walked over to Ben and punched his face.
Alice : This is what you get !!
Lely : Calm down... please calm down...
Alice : Back off !
Max : Don't talk to him like that !
Dayzi : Wtf is even going on right now??
Choco : I don't even know honestly
James : Violence is not the answer !
Alice : You're right. It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eli : Beat him up and down !
Lely : I don't recognize you right now... the rage is taking over. Breathe in and out, calm down.
Alice : FUCK OFF !
Lely then backed off, with glassy eyes.
James : Please. Stop. Fighting !
Alice : Y'all are really just a bunch of hypocrites huh ? You don't give a fuck when he is bootlicking my girlfriend, but you all show up and tell me to calm down when I snap back.
Nudge : Yes because by doing so, you are literally lowering yourself to his level
James : True
Alice : I could never ever lower myself to the level of a little piece of shit like he is. I could never. That is an insult.
Everyone kept silent for a second, processing the hell that was happening.
Lely : I don't like you like this...
Alice : I don't care, you aren't my dad
Lely : Oh... okay. Good evening then I guess.
He left, speed walking, not even angry, just shattered.
Nudge : I was looking forward to a good dinner not a bitch fest
Alice : I am not a bitch... you are for not speaking up and defending this guy.
Nudge : Oh my god wake up ! Nobody is defending him he is an asshole, but you are better than that. Or at least we thought so, but maybe not after all.
Krazey : He provoked you, we know that. But by fighting him back, you are giving him what he was seeking for.
EVERYONE : We can prove it to you right now : he's an asshole. Are you happy ?
Eli : It's still his fault for provoking ! He was the one that created this hellfire !
Max : This whole thing is just useless so I'll go check on Lely ig
Once he's gone...
Eli : Okay. We will keep arguing though
Silence then this...
Nudge : In case you haven't noticed
Dayzi : Well everybody's tired
Choco : And healing from this story
James : Cause nobody sees this as right
Alice : Well, I am done. I don't want to eat. Have a good night you all I guess. Except you, you motherfucking hellish dumb fucking piece of unvalued shit that nobody likes.
In Lely and Max's dorm...
Max : It's okay... don't cry... it's not your fault...
Lely : I had enough. Everything is prone to drama, arguments, and problems. Ben is a dumbass but Alice ? I don't like when she is this brutal.
Max : Well, it's okay. In this room you can vent and take a breath from others. It's overwhelming sometimes. It's tough. But this will be your bubble, your space...
Lely : Thank you...
Lely then fell asleep. Max observed things a bit, and then fell asleep shortly after.
In Eli's and Alice's dorm...
Alice : I regret speaking like that to Lely... it's not his fault if Ben is being a complete asshole
Eli : Hey... it happens, you know. Don't regret it, move on and apologize tomorrow.
Alice : Yeah I know but I can't help feeling bad, you know ?
Eli : Ahh... don't worry, it'll be alright
The next day...
Dayzi : Another day of waking up only to feel sleepy 5 minutes after
Choco : Hmm.. good morning
In a different hut...
Lely : Max... wake up
Max : noooo I was dreaming about f1.
Lely : f1 can wait, let's get the day started
In another hut...
Krazey : Get out of the bathroom Nudge. I need to piss. You've been in there for a hour.
Nudge : That is false. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock it since it was broken. I entered it since like, 2 minutes.
Krazey : Well please at least do me the favor of hurrying up.
Nudge : Do me the favor of being the adult, the old hag you are, and that means holding it and shutting up.
Twenty minutes later, they rushed to the common hut to eat breakfast.
Alice : Hey everyone I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday... I was really pressed up is all.
Ben : It's okay I forgive you, I still like Pixel though
Krazey : This is the part where you should shut up
Choco : Agreed.
Dayzi : I know Chuck told us the competition would start in two days, but shouldn't we go ask for some information first ?
Knock knock
Chuck : The plans have been changed, the competition starts today. Come with me please.
VC : Well you got your answer.
Noob : That was quick I guess
Chuck : Oh and by the way a new person has arrived for the competition, his name is Angrybird. He has a dorm to himself, don't worry - he's quite nice.
VC : Oh. Well Noob you won't be the only one to arrive late !
Noob : Nice I guess...
They entered the car and met Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone !
VC : Hello ! Nice to meet you ! Just one thing before we begin : don't mind the others, they can get a tad crazy sometimes, but they're nice. Don't be afraid of them. 
Noob : Hello ! I definitively agree with that, and you aren't the only one to arrive late since I arrived late too
Angrybird : Thanks for the advice ! You guys seem really nice !
Ben : Especially me 😎
Krazey : You know how every village needs an idiot ? Well every group does too.
Angrybird : I see... I won't be mean to him though.
Chuck : Let's get going everyone !!
They arrived to the first arena of the competition, which seemed to be a basic stadium.
Chuck : This might seem like your typical Super Bowl Stadium, but it isn't.
Ben : Does it have changing rooms ? I want everyone to check me out 😎
Chuck : There obviously are changing rooms, because you all have to wear a sport outfit before getting in there cause it's called fanservice. However, they are stalls, so that creeps like you won't have the possibility to be weirdos
Choco : Oof, just got burnt.
Dayzi : What are the differences between this and a normal stadium ? It looks exactly like the same thing
Chuck : You'll see. Hehehe....
VC : Wow I don't like this
Noob : Me neither
They got changed and arrived in the stadium.
Dayzi : It still looks quite typical...
James : The architectural work of this stadium is absolutely incredible too. It's very simplistic but it's beautiful. It doesn't feel too grand but it doesn't feel too simplistic either. I'm pretty sure something is about to surprise us and make us stunned. I just know we aren't done with discovering this place yet. I'm looking forward to play this game and compete. This is so cool ! I've alays dreamt to be at the center of the stadium, and not just a spectator. This is such an exciting experience ! I feel so hyped up. I'm so freaking excited !
Noob : Bro is doing a 500 word essay
Ben : I'm going to throw my shirt at the crowd 😎
Chuck : You shouldn't...
Ben : I don't care whether I should or not
Chuck : Oh, well then have fun.
Angrybird : I wouldn't throw my shirt at the audience...
Ben : I'm not surprised. There's nothing under that shirt.
Angrybird : And there's nothing under your silicone abs costume neither. It's so obvious that the crowd is booing at you.
Lely : Wait ! Look ! There is something getting out from the other side of the stadium...
Dayzi : I don't like this...
VC : Oh so that's what they meant...
Noob : Apparently...
Choco : And here...
Angrybird : We...
Nudge : Go.
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Episode 2
The end
Music for this part :
Suddenly, Alice walked over to Ben and punched his face.
Alice : This is what you get !!
Lely : Calm down... please calm down...
Alice : Back off !
Max : Don't talk to him like that !
Dayzi : Wtf is even going on right now??
Choco : I don't even know honestly
James : Violence is not the answer !
Alice : You're right. It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eli : Beat him up and down !
Lely : I don't recognize you right now... the rage is taking over. Breathe in and out, calm down.
Alice : FUCK OFF !
Lely then backed off, with glassy eyes.
James : Please. Stop. Fighting !
Alice : Y'all are really just a bunch of hypocrites huh ? You don't give a fuck when he is bootlicking my girlfriend, but you all show up and tell me to calm down when I snap back.
Nudge : Yes because by doing so, you are literally lowering yourself to his level
James : True
Alice : I could never ever lower myself to the level of a little piece of shit like he is. I could never. That is an insult.
Everyone kept silent for a second, processing the hell that was happening.
Lely : I don't like you like this...
Alice : I don't care, you aren't my dad
Lely : Oh... okay. Good evening then I guess.
He left, speed walking, not even angry, just shattered.
Nudge : I was looking forward to a good dinner not a bitch fest
Alice : I am not a bitch... you are for not speaking up and defending this guy.
Nudge : Oh my god wake up ! Nobody is defending him he is an asshole, but you are better than that. Or at least we thought so, but maybe not after all.
Krazey : He provoked you, we know that. But by fighting him back, you are giving him what he was seeking for.
EVERYONE : We can prove it to you right now : he's an asshole. Are you happy ?
Eli : It's still his fault for provoking ! He was the one that created this hellfire !
Max : This whole thing is just useless so I'll go check on Lely ig
Once he's gone...
Eli : Okay. We will keep arguing though
Silence then this...
Nudge : In case you haven't noticed
Dayzi : Well everybody's tired
Choco : And healing from this story
James : Cause nobody sees this as right
Alice : Well, I am done. I don't want to eat. Have a good night you all I guess. Except you, you motherfucking hellish dumb fucking piece of unvalued shit that nobody likes.
In Lely and Max's dorm...
Max : It's okay... don't cry... it's not your fault...
Lely : I had enough. Everything is prone to drama, arguments, and problems. Ben is a dumbass but Alice ? I don't like when she is this brutal.
Max : Well, it's okay. In this room you can vent and take a breath from others. It's overwhelming sometimes. It's tough. But this will be your bubble, your space...
Lely : Thank you...
Lely then fell asleep. Max observed things a bit, and then fell asleep shortly after.
In Eli's and Alice's dorm...
Alice : I regret speaking like that to Lely... it's not his fault if Ben is being a complete asshole
Eli : Hey... it happens, you know. Don't regret it, move on and apologize tomorrow.
Alice : Yeah I know but I can't help feeling bad, you know ?
Eli : Ahh... don't worry, it'll be alright
The next day...
Dayzi : Another day of waking up only to feel sleepy 5 minutes after
Choco : Hmm.. good morning
In a different hut...
Lely : Max... wake up
Max : noooo I was dreaming about f1.
Lely : f1 can wait, let's get the day started
In another hut...
Krazey : Get out of the bathroom Nudge. I need to piss. You've been in there for a hour.
Nudge : That is false. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock it since it was broken. I entered it since like, 2 minutes.
Krazey : Well please at least do me the favor of hurrying up.
Nudge : Do me the favor of being the adult, the old hag you are, and that means holding it and shutting up.
Twenty minutes later, they rushed to the common hut to eat breakfast.
Alice : Hey everyone I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday... I was really pressed up is all.
Ben : It's okay I forgive you, I still like Pixel though
Krazey : This is the part where you should shut up
Choco : Agreed.
Dayzi : I know Chuck told us the competition would start in two days, but shouldn't we go ask for some information first ?
Knock knock
Chuck : The plans have been changed, the competition starts today. Come with me please.
VC : Well you got your answer.
Noob : That was quick I guess
Chuck : Oh and by the way a new person has arrived for the competition, his name is Angrybird. He has a dorm to himself, don't worry - he's quite nice.
VC : Oh. Well Noob you won't be the only one to arrive late !
Noob : Nice I guess...
They entered the car and met Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone !
VC : Hello ! Nice to meet you !
Just one thing before we begin : don't mind the others, they can get a tad crazy sometimes, but they're nice. Don't be afraid of them. Noob : Hello ! I definitively agree with that, and you aren't the only one to arrive late since I arrived late too
Angrybird : Thanks for the advice ! You guys seem really nice !
Ben : Especially me 😎
Krazey : You know how every village needs an idiot ? Well every group does too.
Angrybird : I see... I won't be mean to him though.
Chuck : Let's get going everyone !!
They arrived to the first arena of the competition, which seemed to be a basic stadium.
Chuck : This might seem like your typical Super Bowl Stadium, but it isn't.
Ben : Does it have changing rooms ? I want everyone to check me out 😎
Chuck : There obviously are changing rooms, because you all have to wear a sport outfit before getting in there cause it's called fanservice. However, they are stalls, so that creeps like you won't have the possibility to be weirdos
Choco : Oof, just got burnt.
Dayzi : What are the differences between this and a normal stadium ? It looks exactly like the same thing
Chuck : You'll see. Hehehe....
VC : Wow I don't like this
Noob : Me neither
They got changed and arrived in the stadium.
Dayzi : It still looks quite typical...
James : The architectural work of this stadium is absolutely incredible too. It's very simplistic but it's beautiful. It doesn't feel too grand but it doesn't feel too simplistic either. I'm pretty sure something is about to surprise us and make us stunned. I just know we aren't done with discovering this place yet. I'm looking forward to play this game and compete. This is so cool ! I've alays dreamt to be at the center of the stadium, and not just a spectator. This is such an exciting experience ! I feel so hyped up. I'm so freaking excited !
Noob : Bro is doing a 500 word essay
Ben : I'm going to throw my shirt at the crowd 😎
Chuck : You shouldn't...
Ben : I don't care whether I should or not
Chuck : Oh, well then have fun.
Angrybird : I wouldn't throw my shirt at the audience...
Ben : I'm not surprised. There's nothing under that shirt.
Angrybird : And there's nothing under your silicone abs costume neither. It's so obvious that the crowd is booing at you.
Lely : Wait ! Look ! There is something getting out from the other side of the stadium...
Dayzi : I don't like this...
VC : Oh so that's what they meant...
Noob : Apparently...
Choco : And here...
Angrybird : We...
Nudge : Go.
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Episode 2
The end
I've just now noticed this:
Why didn't I join in on beating up Ben when Alice was beating the crap out of him?
Either one of you guys was holding me back (which you better not have), or Alice told me not to join in, and since I listen to my family more I just decided not to join in.
On 2024-02-29 at 01:27:24
Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Once again, this is amazing! I only got 3 lines, but I'm okay with that. At least Alice got more lines! Also, I'm glad me and Alice are partners, so we can talk when we are bored. (And AWAY from CARIO) Can't wait for the next one!
On 2024-02-28 at 23:23:47
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
Ok, you're starting to piss me off. You have no GOD DAMN RIGHT to simp for @Pixelss WHEN MY FUCKING COUSIN IS DATING HER. As you see in my character in this fanfic, I care a lot about @Xx-Alyssa-xX and will do anything to protect her. This includes people she loves and cares about, like @Pixelss. The fact that your SORRY ASS is even SIMPING at her is fucking perverted. If you mess with my family, WHICH INCLUDES @Pixelss, YOU MESS WITH ME. You are making her uncomfortable SO STOP. You are such an INSUFFERABLE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. So leave @Pixelss and @Xx-Alyssa-xX alone YOU FUCKING PREDATOR. I don't give a damn horse's ass if I get banned, as long as I got banned protecting my family.
On 2024-02-27 at 03:22:12
Launching Chapter
Sometimes, you look at pictures of yourself, or at other traces of the past. You feel nostalgic, you just wish you could turn back the clock. Sometimes it's impossible.
But sometimes it is possible.
Nudge : This situation we are in is so boring. We live peacefully on the border of Mario Circuit waiting for cars to have the same race over and over again. I want some action to happen.
Max : Wow chill, I'm good. The world is overwhelming enough, I'm glad to enjoy the blue sky and the yellow sun.
Lely : How about we do something that is still fairly peaceful yet still fairly exciting ? I agree with Nudge, watching flowers bloom can be nice but it gets boring after quite a while.
James : Well, I heard about a mathematic contest and I totally wanna participate in it because it seems entertaining--
Nudge : If it's trigonometry ? Don't count me in. And I am not in a math mood anyways, maybe I will be once I actually killed someone.
VC : Ah no, you are NOT going to trick me this time. We are not making a normal day turn into a killing game. Nope. No chance.
Nudge : You're a boring girl
Alice : Hey, a bit of craziness is okay, but sometimes you have to breathe, y'know ? Totally get her on that.
Krazey : Girl you stole my phrasing. I have nothing left to be an original character now. Can we please get a F chain going in the chat ?
Ben : Can you guys shut up ? I am busy lifting my weights. 😎
Alice : Wow impressive, you are trying to glow up from forum kid to gigachad, but that's... working mildly
Ben : The fuck ? I have more muscle than you you fucking wimp.
Alice : Shut up or I call Pixel.
Eli : Also who on Earth are you calling a wimp ??
Ben : Oh yes my wife 🥰
Nudge : She isn't your wife because if she was, she would have cheated on you with Max, which hardly anybody wants to do
Max : why are we here just to suffer
Krazey : Can we try to get back on track and not get into any romantic fight bullshit ? Because if we are engaging in that, better buckle up cause that'd be one hell of a ride.
VC : I do have an idea... which will inspire Nudgy, Dayzi, Lely and Max for sure lmfao
Dayzi : Hmm ?
VC : Okay. Well, who here remembers MKPC Archipel ?
The OGs (Max, Dayzi, Nudgy, Lely) looked interested and surprised. The others were just staring in blank confusion.
Lely : Well I only have one thing to say, pack your bags, we'll explain on the flight on the way there.
Eli : Wait ! We need to know right now.
Lely : 🎶 Why don't you know it's funny cause the answer is unknown 🎶
Dayzi : Lol he half changed, far less emojis but still singing and making weird song references every 2 seconds
Lely : Sorry. I'm trying not to.
Nudge : Okay I am going to explain because if we listen to Lely we are not done before the sun sets. We are taking a plane to an archipel. Once we get there, we will be in huts, most likely paired, and daily we will compete. There will be a ranking, and if you come out on top you gain money, but the most important is not the money, but the people you can easily kill there.
Eli : Come near Alyssa and I swear to God I will make bunny meat out of you.
Nudge : Hmmm. Interesting opponent I see. Well well. Hehehehehe.
Eli : I am pretty sure. Do you want to experience a greater than nature experience of dying in hardcore mode ? Do anything to her, and you'll get free tickets to hell.
VC : I was looking forward to a fun vacation, but we literally cannot stop fighting ! Please give me a break !
Lely : I think both Alice and Eli are nice, however the moment you look in their family's direction they are NOT the same. But for now, let's get packing.
At the airport...
Eli : What are we being dragged into
Alice : Well a fun holiday, but I am pretty sure things won't go as expected.
Ben : I am not pairing with anyone 😎
Nudge : Have fun being alone because nobody is gonna beg for your presence
James : Oh, I think I'll try pairing with him. He doesn't seem too mean, just way too arrogant if I'm honest.
VC : Well for now the plane has yet to arrive
30 minutes later...
Lely : The steward who had a very familiar face told me it was a 2 hour flight. That reduces the probability of an accident arriving.
James : Look at what I discovered about this place ! It is apparently populated by 420 Piantas and has quite a warm water in some lagoons, but quite a cold water in others. The landscape for sure looks absolutely breathtakingly beautiful
Dayzi : Be quiet I'm trying to sleep
Max : Me too
Nudge : You both sound like old people and the other one sounds like either a bot or a NPC. I think the real question is with who I am dragged into this rather than what I am dragged into
VC : At least Toadboi isn't here to try and kill someone on the flight just because he felt like it
Nudge : Well that's my role now
Eli : Just because you felt like it ? Really ? That's pathetic.
15 minutes before the plane lands...
Pilot : Alert to everyone on this plane : We are undergoing severe storms and tornados as of right now. The crew of the plane will try its best to solve the situation as fast as possible without hurting anybody.
Choco : It's already dangerous ??
Max : yeah. Usually it gets a bit quirky 15 minutes before landing.
Choco : Hope we can be fi--
Pilot : Little update as of right now, the plane has a damaged wing who is slowly breaking apart. For the safety of our trustful users who decided to travel with us, we-- *wing cracking*
As they arrive on the shoreline...
Nudge : I hope I never have to swim again. Due to me almost drowning, I had to be helped by Max, who smelled like wet fox fur.
Max : And you smelled like wet hamster fur. Which is not really any better.
Ben : You stink ? Well just take a shower 😂
Krazey : Bro took "YOU THOUGHT YOU ATE" to a whole new extent
Choco : Will there be any locals to welcome us ?
Lely : Well usually they're Piantas, who are fairly easy to recognize.
??? : Hey there ! Welcome ! My name is...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Sometimes, you look at pictures of yourself, or at other traces of the past. You feel nostalgic, you just wish you could turn back the clock. Sometimes it's impossible.
But sometimes it is possible.
Nudge : This situation we are in is so boring. We live peacefully on the border of Mario Circuit waiting for cars to have the same race over and over again. I want some action to happen.
Max : Wow chill, I'm good. The world is overwhelming enough, I'm glad to enjoy the blue sky and the yellow sun.
Lely : How about we do something that is still fairly peaceful yet still fairly exciting ? I agree with Nudge, watching flowers bloom can be nice but it gets boring after quite a while.
James : Well, I heard about a mathematic contest and I totally wanna participate in it because it seems entertaining--
Nudge : If it's trigonometry ? Don't count me in. And I am not in a math mood anyways, maybe I will be once I actually killed someone.
VC : Ah no, you are NOT going to trick me this time. We are not making a normal day turn into a killing game. Nope. No chance.
Nudge : You're a boring girl
Alice : Hey, a bit of craziness is okay, but sometimes you have to breathe, y'know ? Totally get her on that.
Krazey : Girl you stole my phrasing. I have nothing left to be an original character now. Can we please get a F chain going in the chat ?
Ben : Can you guys shut up ? I am busy lifting my weights. 😎
Alice : Wow impressive, you are trying to glow up from forum kid to gigachad, but that's... working mildly
Ben : The fuck ? I have more muscle than you you fucking wimp.
Alice : Shut up or I call Pixel.
Eli : Also who on Earth are you calling a wimp ??
Ben : Oh yes my wife 🥰
Nudge : She isn't your wife because if she was, she would have cheated on you with Max, which hardly anybody wants to do
Max : why are we here just to suffer
Krazey : Can we try to get back on track and not get into any romantic fight bullshit ? Because if we are engaging in that, better buckle up cause that'd be one hell of a ride.
VC : I do have an idea... which will inspire Nudgy, Dayzi, Lely and Max for sure lmfao
Dayzi : Hmm ?
VC : Okay. Well, who here remembers MKPC Archipel ?
The OGs (Max, Dayzi, Nudgy, Lely) looked interested and surprised. The others were just staring in blank confusion.
Lely : Well I only have one thing to say, pack your bags, we'll explain on the flight on the way there.
Eli : Wait ! We need to know right now.
Lely : 🎶 Why don't you know it's funny cause the answer is unknown 🎶
Dayzi : Lol he half changed, far less emojis but still singing and making weird song references every 2 seconds
Lely : Sorry. I'm trying not to.
Nudge : Okay I am going to explain because if we listen to Lely we are not done before the sun sets. We are taking a plane to an archipel. Once we get there, we will be in huts, most likely paired, and daily we will compete. There will be a ranking, and if you come out on top you gain money, but the most important is not the money, but the people you can easily kill there.
Eli : Come near Alyssa and I swear to God I will make bunny meat out of you.
Nudge : Hmmm. Interesting opponent I see. Well well. Hehehehehe.
Eli : I am pretty sure. Do you want to experience a greater than nature experience of dying in hardcore mode ? Do anything to her, and you'll get free tickets to hell.
VC : I was looking forward to a fun vacation, but we literally cannot stop fighting ! Please give me a break !
Lely : I think both Alice and Eli are nice, however the moment you look in their family's direction they are NOT the same. But for now, let's get packing.
At the airport...
Eli : What are we being dragged into
Alice : Well a fun holiday, but I am pretty sure things won't go as expected.
Ben : I am not pairing with anyone 😎
Nudge : Have fun being alone because nobody is gonna beg for your presence
James : Oh, I think I'll try pairing with him. He doesn't seem too mean, just way too arrogant if I'm honest.
VC : Well for now the plane has yet to arrive
30 minutes later...
Lely : The steward who had a very familiar face told me it was a 2 hour flight. That reduces the probability of an accident arriving.
James : Look at what I discovered about this place ! It is apparently populated by 420 Piantas and has quite a warm water in some lagoons, but quite a cold water in others. The landscape for sure looks absolutely breathtakingly beautiful
Dayzi : Be quiet I'm trying to sleep
Max : Me too
Nudge : You both sound like old people and the other one sounds like either a bot or a NPC. I think the real question is with who I am dragged into this rather than what I am dragged into
VC : At least Toadboi isn't here to try and kill someone on the flight just because he felt like it
Nudge : Well that's my role now
Eli : Just because you felt like it ? Really ? That's pathetic.
15 minutes before the plane lands...
Pilot : Alert to everyone on this plane : We are undergoing severe storms and tornados as of right now. The crew of the plane will try its best to solve the situation as fast as possible without hurting anybody.
Choco : It's already dangerous ??
Max : yeah. Usually it gets a bit quirky 15 minutes before landing.
Choco : Hope we can be fi--
Pilot : Little update as of right now, the plane has a damaged wing who is slowly breaking apart. For the safety of our trustful users who decided to travel with us, we-- *wing cracking*
As they arrive on the shoreline...
Nudge : I hope I never have to swim again. Due to me almost drowning, I had to be helped by Max, who smelled like wet fox fur.
Max : And you smelled like wet hamster fur. Which is not really any better.
Ben : You stink ? Well just take a shower 😂
Krazey : Bro took "YOU THOUGHT YOU ATE" to a whole new extent
Choco : Will there be any locals to welcome us ?
Lely : Well usually they're Piantas, who are fairly easy to recognize.
??? : Hey there ! Welcome ! My name is...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Whenever I got to where I was going to talk, I stopped reading and thought of what I would say in this situation, and let me say, most of the responses were what I would say. However, when it said, "Come near Alyssa and I swear to God I will make bunny meat out of you." when I thought of what I would say, it was like that, but I didn't say "bunny meat". I thought, VERY CALMLY, "Come near Alyssa and I will kill you. Then, I will take your corpse and place it in a kitchen. Then, I will mince your corpse and feed it to the crows. Because there is nothing, I mean nothing better than watching your dead bodies be crow-food." My thoughts after that were stage directions. He then leans sideways, putting his head on his head. He bats his eyes like a girl, then gets up and walks away.
Anyway, this is awesome!