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Evening of the Fifth day at MKPC Academy. The students have completed their classes for the day and several have gathered in the dining hall.

Chloe; So, yesterday’s game. That was weird . . .
K; Yeah, at first it was just dumb. Like, “why are we even doing this?” And then-
Scorchy; And then Iam beats the #### out of Lely and Shen.
K; Uh, yeah . . . Lely did you get the amulet back?
Lely; No, Iam never returned to our apartment last night, and I haven’t seen Alyssa outside of class today. We never got a chance to talk.
Eli; Huh, that’s odd. Alyssa and I were able to chat for a while after magic class.
K; Well you’re the only two of us who are in magic class.
Chloe; I’ll remind her tonight. Maybe she forgot.
Scorchy; Who’d forget something like that? Btw has anyone seen Iam tonight?
Shen; Nah. But then I guess I’m kinda hiding today. Don’t wanna get knocked out again. *he taps his head, stiffens, then gasps with relief* Whew, felt a little dizzy!
K; Please be serious. Anyway, I was thinking we should try to learn more about this contest thing. I didn’t know it was part of the school and I only participated in the first game because it sounded harmless and I didn’t want to make the directors mad. But after what happened to Lely I’m getting Danganronpa vibes again.
Lely; Like I said before, this is not like Dangonronpa!
Kaylie; (over the campus intercom) Alright, students! Time for your next contest. Please go to the south coastline of the island.  
Eli; Oh, for the love of -. Already?
Chloe; Let’s go. I’ll drive.

The students arrive at a sandy beach on the south coast of the island. A narrow path leads down a cleft to the beach, which seems almost to glow in the moonlight. Some distance to the east, a deep creek runs across the sand to the ocean.

Lely; Wow, it’s beautiful here.
Iam; Hey guys. What’s tonight’s game?
K; I’m actually wondering the same thing.
-; Hello students. My name is Lee. I’ll be your instructor tonight.
Scorchy; So what are we doing here?
Lee; Be patient. Dietsoda and Alyssa have not arrived.

Dietsoda; I’m here. This had better be worth interrupting weapons training.

Alyssa; Hi. Sorry I’m late guys.
Lee; Finally. Everyone’s here. Today’s challenge will be a test of your physical strength and agility. You must run a course along this beach. Partly on the water, partly on the sand. You may not run on the beach itself until you have returned from the water. The first person to reach the east end will find an amulet waiting. Claim it, and the game ends. No restrictions. Good luck! *he gestures at the sand*

Columns of stone rise from the water, a line going along the coastline before returning to the beach. Then a series of trenches open in the ground where the columns return to the sand.

Alyssa; Terrakinesis. Cool.
Shen; Wow! I have no idea what to do here!
Alyssa; That’s it?
Dietsoda; Looks pretty simple. You jump from one column to the next before navigating through the trenches to reach the end.
Alyssa; Yeah, except I can fly.
Dietsoda; That’s not fair.
Scorchy; Lee, question. Is there a rule that says we can’t use violence to win the contests?
Lee; No, why would there be?
K; Because that's wrong, that’s why.
Scorchy; So you’re fine with people fighting physically over a stupid game?!
Lee; It’s more than a game. You’ll understand later. When you do, you will see that it is worth bending a few ‘normal’ rules to achieve victory.
Scorchy; (shocked) That is so wrong!
Iam; Let’s get started.

Iam runs into the water and reaches the first column. Eli jumps over his head and starts leaping from column to column. Alyssa takes flight as the others run after Iam and Eli.

Dietsoda; Watch out Eli! Coming up!

Dietsoda passes Eli, jumping lightly from place to place.

Chloe; Blasted elf. He’s so fast!
Scorchy; No way I’m gonna win now. I can’t jump the distance between these things.
Lely; Here, I’ll carry you again. It’s not fair that you do this part alone.
Lee; Now things get a bit harder!

Something flies past Alyssa’s head.

Alyssa; What was that?
Eli; Alyssa watch out!

A ball of earth slams into Alyssa, who falls into the water.

Eli; She’s not coming back up!
Lely; I’m going down after her.
Scorchy; Incoming!

Another ball of earth arcs up from the sand and hits Lely and Scorchy. They both fall into the water. Lely recovers from the shock and grabs Scorchy.

Lely; We’re fine. We’ll get Alyssa!
Eli; I’m coming too! *he dives in after them*
K; I might as well continue the course. These metal bionics make me a terrible swimmer. . . *he turns away and starts jumping columns again*

Iam; *catching Dietsoda’s heel* I’m gonna win this one!
Dietsoda; Get off, mortal. *He kicks off Iam and jumps into the first trench*
Iam; Haha, wait up! *he runs after Dietsoda*
K; Now I feel kinda guilty. Continuing wasn’t the best thing to do, was it? And now I can’t win anyway. ####.
Shen; I heard that.
K; AAAGH! Sorry, sorry. I’m rather stressed right now.
Shen; Let’s just go back. Maybe we can still help Lely and the others.

Chloe was running ahead at the time of Alyssa’s fall, and she, Iam, and Dietsoda are struggling past the trenches on the beach.

Chloe; There’s . . . the amulet.
Dietsoda; I’m going to get this one.

The three of them run toward the amulet. A ball of earth arcs toward them and they dodge. Dietsoda and Iam collide and fall, but Choe simply glitches through them and the ball, and grabs the blue amulet.

Chloe; Yes!
Lee; THE CONTEST IS OVER! EVERYONE GATHER AT THE END OF THE COURSE!

K and Eli arrive, carrying Alyssa between them. Scorchy rides on Lely’s shoulder, helping him dry off with a towel from the student’s kart. Shen trails behind.

Chloe; ####, is she unconscious?
Lely; Yes, we'll take her back to campus. There's an infirmary in the main building.
Dietsoda; What is that stuff wrapped around her. Looks like vines.
Eli; They are. I think they came out of the ball of earth when it hit her. It immobilized her.
Chloe; Well come on, let's get her to the infirmary!

Chloe leads them away, leaving Dietsoda, Max, and Lee alone on the beach.

Lee; Hmmm. I hope the faerie survives. It would reflect badly on the school if a student died so early.
Dietsoda; Wait. If a student died early? What's that supposed to mean?
Lee; Oh, I misspoke. It would be bad if a student died.
Iam; Yeah right. You meant to say that.
Dietsoda; What is this contest really about?
Lee; . . .

Episode 2
First Hunt

The students gather at the foot of the island’s only mountain.

Lely; Kaylie said this was where our first game was going to be. Sooo . . . Where is she?
Shen; No idea.
Eli; She’s late. Seriously, Alyssa. What the heck have you got me into?
Alyssa; Calm down Eli.
K; Remember what Lely said about MKPC Dangonropa? This is getting creepy.
Eli; Agreed. I’m not ready to calm down now ok?
Lely; That’s different. In Dangonropa we’re specifically supposed to kill each other. This doesn’t sound the same.
Dietsoda; Very comforting.

Kaylie; Hello all. Hope your first couple days here have been great!. Sorry I’m late. There was some trouble at the magic studies building haha. Nothing too bad. Anyway, welcome to the first contest! You’ve read the basic rules by now, but there’s lots more to each contest.

She shows a map. The students gather to look at it.

Kaylie; This is the island we’re on now. The mountain covers about half the island’s surface. Hidden on the mountain are 5 amulets. Your goal is to collect as many as possible for yourself.  No restrictions. It’s a pretty simple game.
K; Alright. So can we get this over with?
Kaylie; Go ahead. Just be back at the campus by nightfall.

Iam; This is seriously dumb.
Dietsoda; Shut up and get to work. We’ve got only six hours before night, and that is one big mountain.
Chloe; Alyssa, Eli. Let’s go up together.
Alyssa; Sounds good.
Scorchy; That looks exhausting. Lely, why don’t you and me explore around the base of the mountain. Maybe there are some of the amulets down here.
Lely; Good idea.
Scorchy; Come on.
Shen; I’m coming too!
Scorchy; Ok whatever . . .

An hour passes. Alyssa, Eli, and Chloe are nearly at the mountain’s peak.

Eli; We’ve been going . . . so long . . . There air’s . . . so . . . thin up . . . here. *breathing hard*
Chloe; Hey look! There’s one on the peak!
Eli; What?
Chloe; An amulet! Dibs!

Chloe runs to the top of the mountain and grabs a silver amulet off a stone table.

Chloe; Nice *she puts it on*
Alyssa; Maybe we should decide who gets it since we’re all together.
Chloe; What? I saw it first, this was my idea, I should have it.
Alyssa; Wellll
Eli; Come on, let’s go find another. You can have that one, Alyssa.

Lely, Scorchy, and Shen search in the forest at the foot of the mountain.

Shen; Nothing here. Nothing here. *checks under a rock* Nothing here.
Lely; You’re not going to find anything under a rock.
Shen; Oh . . .
Scorchy; It’s ok. You’re trying, anyway. I’ve given up.
Lely; Come on guys, we should keep going.
Scorchy; I’m barely two inches tall! All this walking is killing me!
Lely; Oh sorry. Do you want me to carry you?
Scorchy; Yeah that’ll work.

K and Dietsoda enter a small cave together.

K; There’s a chest in the back of this cave.
Dietsoda; It’s made of wood, with iron bands. Dang, it’s locked. How can we get it open?
K; No problem.

K uses his bionic right arm to crush the box and tear it apart. An amulet falls out.

K; . . .
Dietsoda; . . . Alright. Mine.

They stare at each other for a minute.
K; Whatever. But you owe me.

In the forest.

Lely; Yes! There’s an amulet!
Shen; Where?
Scorchy; Is that it floating in the air over that stream?
Shen; Woah. Weird and cool.

Lely puts Scorchy on the ground and jumps onto a rock in the middle of the stream. He grabs the amulet and comes back.

Lely; Wow.
Shen; It’s so shiny. Is it made of gold?
Scorchy; No it’s black silly. Maybe it’s obsidian or something.

Lely puts on the amulet.

Iam; Hey!
Scorchy; What?
Iam; Give me that amulet!
Lely; What? Why? I found this one?
Iam; Give it to me!
Shen; That is so not skibidi.
Iam; SHUT UP!

Iam hits Shen, knocking him unconscious. He then pins Lely on the ground and takes the amulet. Scorchy grabs his leg but is unable to do anything to stop him.

Iam; There. *he puts it on*
Scorchy; Why would you do that you #######?!
Iam; Kaylie said there were no restrictions on this game. So I’m doing whatever I must to win.
Scorchy; That doesn’t mean beating up your opponents and stealing from them!
Iam; Nobody cares what you think. Have a great day!

He walks away.

Scorchy; Lely are you alright?
Lely (holding back tears); Yes. Just some bruises . . . He punched my shoulder really hard.
Scorchy; That #######! We should go back now Lely. Shen hasn’t woken up yet and it’s getting late.
Alyssa; What happened here?!
Scorchy; Iam just came here and beat us up. Then he stole Lely’s amulet!
Chloe: He ca-
Alyssa; Not now Chloe. Lely are you ok?
Lely; (starts crying and embarrassed about it) Yeah. My shoulder hurts.
Eli; I think it’s dislocated. We’ll get you back to the campus.

Eli helps Lely to his feet and supports him. They start toward the campus.

Alyssa; I’m going after Iam. I’ll catch him, take the amulet and give it back to you, Lely.

She flies off.

Lely; Wait. You don’t have to -

.   .   .

K; OK (pun intended). Dietsoda’s gone, so I guess this next amulet is mine.

The bronze amulet is lying in the middle of a circle of brightly colored paving stones. K picks it up and puts it on.

K; Hmmmm . . .



Iam; Alright. Got two amulets, beat up my roommate, good game. I hope he isn’t too mad about that. Ah he’ll get over it. Lely’s the forgiving type.
Alyssa; *lands in front of him* Maybe Lely’s the forgiving type, but I’m not. Give me that amulet!
Iam; Hey, I won this fairly! Kaylie said there were no restrictions. Can you not see how that works?!
Alyssa; To #### with that. Lely’s shoulder is dislocated because of you. I’m going to give that amulet back to him no matter what.
Iam; Try and take it.

Alyssa leaps on Iam, knocking them both over. They struggle and she takes the amulet from Max’s neck.

Alyssa; Ok. Now you can go. I’ll let you keep the other one. Hopefully you got it fairly.
Iam; Gimme that!

Iam leaps at Alyssa, but she uses her powers of terrakinesis to raise an earth screen between them.

Alyssa; Ooooh . . . That took a lot of effort. Tired . . .
Iam; *pounding on the wall* GET BACK HERE!!!

Alyssa flies away. On her way . . .

Alyssa; Wow, there’s something about this one . . . No, it doesn’t matter. I just need to get it back to Lely. Is it . . . talking to me?

Gold Amulet; . . .

Alyssa; Weird. Must have imagined it. What are these little symbols? They’re like runes cut into the metal. Ooooh I wanna study those. They look like they mean something. Maybe they’re important . . . But Lely . . .

She puts on the amulet and turns back toward the school.

Dietsoda; What is she doing?

I wrote most of this ahead of time. So no. I'll let a few more people in for season 2 tho, so maybe then?

Welp, time to edit an explanation into episode 2 and change the name thru the rest

DIFFERENT MAX 😭😭😭

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Scorchy and Eli are at Eli’s house. Eli is telling Scorchy about the book he’s writing.

Eli; So, this chapter is hard. I’m stuck. The spy needs to survive this part, and she has to be in the factory when it burns down to get the information the main character needs. But how the heck is she supposed to live through that?!

Scorchy; I don’t know. Maybe . . . no nevermind.

Eli; Wish I was better at writing. This is getting too hard.



That night, Eli is watching YouTube. An ad comes on.

Add narrator; MKPC Academy is nearly here! We’re dedicated to making MKPC City a better place by making its citizens smarter, stronger, and more powerful. Already, young people in several other cities have achieved amazing things through the power of our teaching.

The screen shows young people healing patients with a touch, raising buildings with a gesture, and controlling weather to keep a city safe from a hurricane.

-; They taught me so much! I mean, I’m not, like, magic or anything like some of the others, but it’s just amazing! When I was little I thought I’d never be anything. Now I’m, like, actually good at stuff! I can program computers so easily, some of my friends from here are the best doctors in the world now. It’s just - unbelievable. It’s wonderful.

Eli; Huh. She got one thing right. That’s unbelievable.

Eli turns the TV off and goes to sleep.

.   .   .

Eli’s phone buzzes, waking him.

Eli; Alyssa is calling . . . Hey what’s up?

Alyssa; Hi Eli. Scorchy told me you’re having trouble with your book. You know MKPC Academy will have writing courses. Maybe you can get help there.

Eli; You kidding? Not worth it. You haven’t fallen for that ad have you?

Alyssa; I’m enrolled in an alchemy course already. Seriously, join in. A whole bunch of our friends are already in classes as well.

Eli; Alright . . . I’ll check it out.



At MKPC Academy. Opening day.

Shen; Gosh I’m so nervous right now. Max I’ma just hide behind you for a minute ok?
Max; Get away from me you idiot. You’re fine! *pushes at Shen’s head*
Shen; *collapses*
Lely; Is he unconscious?
Dietsoda; That is ridiculous.
Max; What? . . . I didn’t mean to -
Loudspeaker; Welcome new students. Please gather at the entrance courtyard.
Lely; Has Shen woken up yet?
Shen; Yeah! Yes, let’s go.

The entrance courtyard is a large space surrounded on three sides by buildings, on the fourth by the outer wall and the gate.

Chloe; Wow, pretty neat. Cheer up Eli!
Eli; I still think this will be a waste of time . . .
Alyssa; Come on, this is great. You will learn here. We all will. Quit moping around and enjoy yourself! This is day one!
Lely; Hi guys. You’re going to school here too?
Alyssa; Yep. They’ve got a neat Alchemy course.
Chloe; That’s Alyssa, haha. She can fly, do terrakinesis, and now she wants to know alchemy.
Shen; What’s alchemy?
Dietsoda;

Scorchy; Hey all.
Max; Hey.
Scorchy; K’s with me.
K; Hi.
Alyssa; *looks around at the other students* Sooo, why are we all gathering here?
Loudspeaker; Welcome new students! Today we’ll get to know each other and explore the campus. Refreshments will be provided in the cafe and here at the entrance. Please make some friends, explore, and enjoy yourself. Throughout the day we’ll be showing you your dorms, so when you see yours, go ahead and make yourself comfortable! Staff will be around to answer any questions you may have. Have a nice day.
Chloe; Well, guess we explore the place then. I think I saw a computer lab somewhere. See ya!
Alyssa; I’ll go with.
Eli; Guess I’ll come.

Max; Engineering, mechanics . . . *sees a vehicle assembly area* coool. Hope I get to do that.

Dietsoda is looking at racks of weapons.

Dietsoda; Weapons training. This will be good.
K; Don’t get carried away. But I’d be happy to spar anytime we get a chance.
Dietsoda; Eh maybe.

Academy Employee; And this will be your room, Lely. You’ll be with Max.
Lely; What? Uh, can I be with someone else please?
Employee; He’s your friend right?
Lely; Wrong Max.
Employee; Oh . . . Sorry. I don’t know if we can rearrange the roommates.
Lely; Well, it’s a nice room anyway.


Next morning.

Scorchy; So. Study hall. The headmaster wants to talk to us?
K; Well here she is.
-; Good morning students. Welcome to MKPC Academy. My name is Kaylie. I’m the head instructor here. I’m sure you are all excited to get started on your classes - your schedules have been sent to your phones by now. But I want you to know, this is no ordinary school. Not all of you are marked for greatness, and there’s only one way to become truly powerful here. All new students have been entered into the MKPC Academy contest. Details will be sent to you as well. The days of the contest will be hard, but I’ll be here to help you.
Lely; This had better not be another MKPC Dangonropa.
K; Stop breaking the fourth wall man.
Lely; Sorry. Sorry. Wait did I really -
Kaylie; Only the winners of the competition will be able to continue here.
Eli; This is only getting worse.
Kaylie; And now . . . Everyone please go to your classes. Good luck!

Later, K and Scorchy are in their apartment, looking over the competition rules.

K (reading from his phone); In each competition, there will be a number of amulets hidden in a certain area. The ultimate goal of each competition is for each player to get as many amulets as possible. At the end of three weeks, all players with 5 or more amulets will have proven their worthiness to continue at MKPC Academy and become truly great citizens of MKPC city.
Scorchy; Well that was helpful.
K; Not.
Scorchy; Yeah . . . Hopefully they’ll tell us more later. The stuff on our phones is not much to go on.



So this episode is kinda setting up for the rest of the fic. So it might have been a little slow Hope you enjoyed and please give feedback. I don't care if it's good or bad feedback, its all helpful!

Hey all! I'm happy to announce MKPC Academy Season 1 is almost complete!!!
I did the character submissions a while back so DO NOT try to submit a character. It will be rejected.

/!\ DISCLAIMER /!\

This fanfic contains violence and thematic elements look at me using that fancy movie term xd Additional warnings will be posted at the beginning of each episode that contains mature content. Brief synopses may be available if you want to follow the story without the dark elements seen in juicy detail (if I have time to complete them, which is unlikely)

The Setting
In MKPC Academy, nine students (Alyssa, Chloe, Dietsoda, Eli, K, Lely, Max, Scorchy, and Shen) join a new school on an island near MKPC City. This amazing new school offers useful knowledge and amazing power to everyone who learns there, but the students soon discover there's more going on at the academy than they thought. As they are forced to compete in a strange test to keep their place, the students begin to wonder if MKPC Academy is truly such a wonderful place after all . . .

Prologue out next Tuesday!
Follow this topic to read the episodes as they come out!

See you soon! ☺️

As long as we're talking about how to make good tracks, RHcks put together a great tutorial for complete mode ones, Track Creator 101. Lot's of useful stuff there, some of it basic, some advanced.

Well as long as you're here can u say hi to him for us? He's a cool guy (439).

ERROR. COGITATION FAILED. What are you saying? ABORTING CONVERSATION.

Only word I'm seeing is "hallucination."

Anyway is this an add for a some project, or the product of far too much time spent away from real live grass?

EDIT; :luigi_fear: Doesn't quite answer that question @Yoshizilla

I'll need a petition with three signatures, and four Reese's candies

Ah so everything blew up, but not everyone. Got it. Keep lookin' over your shoulder fiery 😈

All is dust...

So.

So.

When can we go on that rampage? Also I'm totally gonna end up dead in the next two episodes. This'll be interesting.

FOR THE HOOOORDE!!!!!

Live in bread
Dead in bread
Just don't let it go to your head

Bad poetry is the best poetry

I was joking around but ya, that'd be fun.