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[Fanfic] Alien Invasion 2: World Chaos
On 2023-08-24 at 01:35:41
If you guys are really obsessed with finding the traitor, then want a clue?
On 2023-08-23 at 23:20:58
Me trying to figure out who the traitor is:
Seeing as the traitor didn't say mayfly I think it's not me for once and I'm not the villain, unlike Illuzhion would seem to suggest.
If we look through the entire series and see who says hehehe at any point it could be them?
Seeing as the traitor didn't say mayfly I think it's not me for once and I'm not the villain, unlike Illuzhion would seem to suggest.
If we look through the entire series and see who says hehehe at any point it could be them?
Nah it's not you, you're too big of a minor character that it's impossible for you to be one
On 2023-08-23 at 12:32:08
Aegis, why did you thumbs down the prologue?
On 2023-08-23 at 08:29:07
Episode 5, Part 2: Revealed!
Master8: Where’s StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely?
Max: I don’t know, but in all cases, we must find them.
Kirbo: What about if I don’t give a fuck?
Max: You’re coming anyways.
Kid: But they could be anywhere. How can we find them?
Fiery: Don’t worry! I know what happened. For I am Fiery Holmes!
Nudge: I know you’re 2 but what the actual fuck was that?
Fiery: Shut up, anyways. There is a blood trail that leads to an open field with signs of grass crushed. To be exact, the grass were crushed in 3 lines, I assumed they were taken from an airplane!
ER Mac: The question is, where will they go?
Noob: I think the engineering room has some things we can find. Hehe
Osc: Dafaq did you do?
Noob: Fiery told me his theory about kidnapping by airplane. So I went to the engineering room and found the route of the airplane. It’s heading to Mount Saint Helens.
Popplio: I’m bad in geography. What’s Mount Saint Helens?
K: Volcano in Washington.
IlluZhion: But why would he take them to a volcano?
Dietsoda: Stupid mayfly! It’s obviously he’s going to sacrifice them.
SSG: We got to get there quickly before the sacrifice!
TheOuchy1: But how? We need a jet faster than the speed of light?
SSG: Well, we can try and raid the man’s garage?
Toad: Hell yea, I’ve always wanted to try stealing.
Fiery: You are mentally broken.
Osc: We*
Master8: Hey guys, I got this guard hostage.
Noob: Alright, guard, we just need to ask questions, don’t worry. So…WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GARAGE OR ELSE I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Skeleton Guard: Please don’t hurt me…the garage is next to the engineering room. Just go further down the hall…
Noob: Okay, Popplio. Bubble blast this bitch.
Popplio: BUBBLE BLAST.
Skeleton Guard: FUCK YO-*dies*
Nudge: Alright, let’s go fuck someone’s day!
Sure enough, further down the hall was the garage. Inside it was a UFO and an airplane.
SSG: I know how to fly an airship but not an airplane…anyone know?
IlluZhion: I know I’m underaged but I have a pilot license.
Toad: How?
IlluZhion: Idk man, I just lied that I was 23 and took a whole test.
Kirbo: Damn this plane is so big.
Master8: I feel like a business man. Anyways let’s go!!!
The plane took off in a flash. In just 20 minutes, they were already in Washington in the ashy fields.
Kid: This place is so black.
SSG: Racist much?
Kirbo: That’s not how racism works bitch.
Max: I have a bad feeling…
Master8: What do you mean?
TheOuchy1: It’s probably nothing. Let’s just go.
Max: Yeah…
But in Max’s mind, the bad feeling stayed with him, like a parasite on an insect. Inside his mind, he was slowly thinking what was happening.
Max: I still have this feeling that one of my closest comrades are the betrayer. But, I trust them the most. Surely it can’t be them.
Fiery: Say something Max?
Max: Um no.
ER Mac: Guys! There’s an opening in the bottom of the volcano.
Nudge: No shit Sherlock, we’re not blind motherfucker.
Osc: Do we go in?
Max: I don’t think so. I have a feeling the betrayer is striking now. Let’s find another way in?
Kirbo: What about your bestie? Let him go die?
Max: No, but we still have to be safe.
Noob: Man shut up. Let’s just save them and get the fuck outta there.
Master8: Woah, woah, woah. What if Max is right?
K: We can fend for ourselves. It’s alright.
Popplio: Yea! Let’s barge in!
And so they did. They barged in like the FBI in a criminal’s house. There inside, they saw StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely, all being hung on by a breaking rope over a pool of hot lava. Suddenly…
StarSplizz: WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!
Max: What?
Betrayer: Hehehe. Goodbye!
The betrayer will be revealed…on the next episode lol. Anyways, who was this betrayer? Will the gang survive? Find out on Episode 6…
Master8: Where’s StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely?
Max: I don’t know, but in all cases, we must find them.
Kirbo: What about if I don’t give a fuck?
Max: You’re coming anyways.
Kid: But they could be anywhere. How can we find them?
Fiery: Don’t worry! I know what happened. For I am Fiery Holmes!
Nudge: I know you’re 2 but what the actual fuck was that?
Fiery: Shut up, anyways. There is a blood trail that leads to an open field with signs of grass crushed. To be exact, the grass were crushed in 3 lines, I assumed they were taken from an airplane!
ER Mac: The question is, where will they go?
Noob: I think the engineering room has some things we can find. Hehe
Osc: Dafaq did you do?
Noob: Fiery told me his theory about kidnapping by airplane. So I went to the engineering room and found the route of the airplane. It’s heading to Mount Saint Helens.
Popplio: I’m bad in geography. What’s Mount Saint Helens?
K: Volcano in Washington.
IlluZhion: But why would he take them to a volcano?
Dietsoda: Stupid mayfly! It’s obviously he’s going to sacrifice them.
SSG: We got to get there quickly before the sacrifice!
TheOuchy1: But how? We need a jet faster than the speed of light?
SSG: Well, we can try and raid the man’s garage?
Toad: Hell yea, I’ve always wanted to try stealing.
Fiery: You are mentally broken.
Osc: We*
Master8: Hey guys, I got this guard hostage.
Noob: Alright, guard, we just need to ask questions, don’t worry. So…WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GARAGE OR ELSE I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Skeleton Guard: Please don’t hurt me…the garage is next to the engineering room. Just go further down the hall…
Noob: Okay, Popplio. Bubble blast this bitch.
Popplio: BUBBLE BLAST.
Skeleton Guard: FUCK YO-*dies*
Nudge: Alright, let’s go fuck someone’s day!
Sure enough, further down the hall was the garage. Inside it was a UFO and an airplane.
SSG: I know how to fly an airship but not an airplane…anyone know?
IlluZhion: I know I’m underaged but I have a pilot license.
Toad: How?
IlluZhion: Idk man, I just lied that I was 23 and took a whole test.
Kirbo: Damn this plane is so big.
Master8: I feel like a business man. Anyways let’s go!!!
The plane took off in a flash. In just 20 minutes, they were already in Washington in the ashy fields.
Kid: This place is so black.
SSG: Racist much?
Kirbo: That’s not how racism works bitch.
Max: I have a bad feeling…
Master8: What do you mean?
TheOuchy1: It’s probably nothing. Let’s just go.
Max: Yeah…
But in Max’s mind, the bad feeling stayed with him, like a parasite on an insect. Inside his mind, he was slowly thinking what was happening.
Max: I still have this feeling that one of my closest comrades are the betrayer. But, I trust them the most. Surely it can’t be them.
Fiery: Say something Max?
Max: Um no.
ER Mac: Guys! There’s an opening in the bottom of the volcano.
Nudge: No shit Sherlock, we’re not blind motherfucker.
Osc: Do we go in?
Max: I don’t think so. I have a feeling the betrayer is striking now. Let’s find another way in?
Kirbo: What about your bestie? Let him go die?
Max: No, but we still have to be safe.
Noob: Man shut up. Let’s just save them and get the fuck outta there.
Master8: Woah, woah, woah. What if Max is right?
K: We can fend for ourselves. It’s alright.
Popplio: Yea! Let’s barge in!
And so they did. They barged in like the FBI in a criminal’s house. There inside, they saw StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely, all being hung on by a breaking rope over a pool of hot lava. Suddenly…
StarSplizz: WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!
Max: What?
Betrayer: Hehehe. Goodbye!
The betrayer will be revealed…on the next episode lol. Anyways, who was this betrayer? Will the gang survive? Find out on Episode 6…
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On 2023-08-19 at 08:22:40
Hello guys, I have made a strawpoll for you to vote to see the fate of the next episode. The poll ends on the midnight of August 21: https://strawpoll.com/NPgxELv6PZ2
On 2023-07-23 at 09:22:28
Osc: Holy Fortnite titties sugma balls, I’ve never thought about that Sherlock!1!!1111!!11!!!!!!!
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On 2023-07-23 at 02:58:42
Episode 5: City in Danger
After running away from the base, the gang find themselves in the bustling city of Mushroom City.
Nudge: My ears are being blessed.
Kid: Wdym? It’s so loud. So much traffic!
Osc: So clearly Kid doesn’t understand sarcasm.
StarSplizz: Guys, stop talking, we need to bring Lely and Max to the hospital.
Master8: Aren’t you supposed to be lazy? You’re out of character.
Toad: Okay but seriously, this is very concerning.
SSG: There’s one right over there, it’s called Toad Central Hospital.
Noob: Okay let’s go.
After being admitted in, the Toad doctor came back with some good news.
Doctor: So we’re glad to say that your friends are lucky to survive. The human needs 2 weeks in the hospital for his leg to heal. The foxgirl thing…well, he’s alright. He’s gonna be able to get a quick recovery.
Dark: Okay, thanks Doc.
Doctor: Not a problem. If you delayed the delivery longer, they would’ve di-
Suddenly, a Toad guard enters in exclamation.
Guard: Sir, I was told to evacuate everyone out of the hospital.
Doctor: Why is that?
Guard: Some ginormous metal saucer is sucking up roofs of houses and innocent civilians up to it. Those who were able to escape the beam mostly died of fall damage.
Doctor: We cannot leave the patients behind! That is absurd!
ER Mac: We might have something to do with th- oof
Kirbo: Bitch say nothing.
Fiery: Why is the floor shaking?
Dietsoda: Holy shit mayflies, brace yourselves.
IlluZhion: What is going on?
TheOuchy1: They’re going to suck us up!!!
The roof detached from the hospital. Nurses and doctors frantically try to free themselves and get sucked in the beam. Patients struggle to figure out what’s going on and get hopelessly sucked up.
Osc: Holy shit, we gotta get out of here. I’m too young to meet God.
Popplio: We won’t escape as long as we’re getting this force trying to suck us.
Toad: Guys, the beds are flying!!!
Master8: Grab Max and Lely quick.
Fiery: That’s too risky!
Master8: Do we have a choice?
Nudge: I mean I’m alright to send them to who knows where?
Dark: I’m grabbing them!!!
Dark snatches Max, who is now semi-conscious from all the chaos. Meanwhile Dark snatches Lely, who is still unconscious.
Max: W-wh-what’s going on? Why am I being held by Dark?
Dark: I’ll just put you down really quick.
IlluZhion: Long story short, we’re all about to fucking die.
Max: WHGAT
Nudge: We will die, if we won’t get the fuck out of here.
Popplio: What about Lely?
Dietsoda: Can’t we just leave the injured mayfly? For all I care, he could be as dead as a fucking doornail.
Max: I’m not leaving Lely’s body after what he did to me.
Osc: Holy shit the cringe.
Max: Dark, give me Lely’s body, I’ll carry him.
Dark: You realize you woke up from a 2 hour coma and you’re probably still wonky? Plus, you might accidentally drop him in the middle of the road and get him run over.
Max: Listen, I’m carrying that body, after what he did to me in that lair.
SSG: Seriously guys, we gotta dip.
Dark: Shit true, I’ll give it to you later!!!
Everyone rushed out of the hospital. They grabbed an abandoned bus just like GTA V and drove away.
Noob: Is it weird that every adventure we do, there’s always a game reference?
Fiery: Fuck true, a few hours ago, it was Among Us. Now it’s Grand Theft Auto V.
Master8: It’s fine if we’re tryna survive.
StarSplizz: But we’re still committing a crime.
Kid: Listen man, we already murdered a fucking alien before. So stop thinking you’re a fucking goody-two-shoes.
Dark: IlluZhion, do you have a license to drive?
IlluZhion: I have experience before, but never got one. We just gonna try and figure out how we’ll survive.
Kirbo: Great, we’re driving without a license, stole a car, and probably doing more illegal car laws.
Max: IlluZhion, go through the woods.
IlluZhion: No way! That’s a suicide mission. I’m driving this bad boy until I see signs of New York City.
Max: The dude is busy with the city, we can sneak in the lab again and find a way to defeat that big ass UFO.
Lely: W-what’s happening?
Kirbo: I wish you were dead forever, you crybaby piece of shit.
Lely: Bro shut up. I just woke up. Cut me some slack.
Toad: Goddammit, why do we always have a fight with Kirbo. Let’s just head to the woods.
IlluZhion: There’s no entrance to the fucking woods.
Master8: There’s an abandoned car with a skateboard. Let’s do this MK8 style.
ER Mac: Brace yourselves!
IlluZhion veered to the car. The car flew high with incredible speed, past the walls, and landed on the ground with a hard landing.
TheOuchy1: My head…
Nudge: I think I hit my head hard on the headrest.
Lely: That doesn’t help when I just got a bit of surgery.
Max: Are you okay Lely?
Osc: Bro doesn’t care about the rest of us.
Toad: Wowwwwww.
SSG: Bruh.
Max: Guys, seriously- I care about you.
Popplio: Guys seriously, we don’t need to fight.
Kid: Nah way, I’m beating Max to a pulp.
Lely: GUYS! STOP, WE’RE TRYNA STOP WHATEVER THE HECK IS DESTROYING MUSHROOM CITY. SO STOP FIGHTING OR HUMANITY WILL BE LOST.
Noob: Yes true, we need to go to the lair.
Kirbo: Ugh fine. Let’s find this fucking lair.
Dark: My legs are gonna die, let’s go.
After walking for 10 minutes, they found the lair like movie magic.
IlluZhion: So, the vent is patched up in duct tape, masking tape, washi tape, and electrical tape. So the only we have to go is the front door.
Lely: I’m going in.
Max: No Lely, you stay outside. You’re heavily injured.
StarSplizz: I’ll stay with Lely, just in case.
Dark: I will too.
Fiery: What if you guys get spotted?
Toad: They have wings dumbass. Now come on, let’s find some weapon to defeat the giant UFO.
Noob: Alright.
Lely: Good luck!
Everyone snuck in except Dark, StarSplizz, and Lely. They tiptoed quietly. Surprisingly, no guards were there.
K: This place is quiet…too quiet.
Kirbo: Looks like everyone’s asleep.
SSG: Don’t let your guard down.
Skeleton Guard: NOW!
Suddenly, an enormous army appeared. They were all decked out in armor, armed with bows and arrows, swords, battle axes dating back to viking ages, and M16 guns.
Skeleton Guard: We found you! Surrender now, we are armed!
Popplio: Not if I had to do anything! Bubble Blast!!!
A large surge of bubbles appeared. The guards stood firm and still, thinking the bubbles were harmless. Suddenly, they fell down like a bag of bones.
Kirbo: L, ez, L, ez. These guards suck.
Master8: Hurry, we must be quick.
Max: I think I found the office.
Noob: This place is messy.
TheOuchy1: Fr, there’s even a poster of Messi here.
IlluZhion: Hey guys, I found this post it note letter to the engineer.
Fiery: What does it say?
IlluZhion: Dear Engineer, the machine works well. You are to monitor it. If something malfunctions, please press the blue button and self destruct button. I will escape. But beware, if you press the red button and self destruct button, the escape mechanism will malfunction. Go to the engineering room, a camera has been set up.
Nudge: Well, we gotta get there! Let’s self destruct that hunk of metal.
ER Mac: Where is the room anyways?
Kirbo: Bitch are you blind? The engineering room is down the hall.
Max: Alright! Let’s avenge Lely!
Osc: Can you go one day without mentioning Lely’s name?
The gang run to the end of the hall. They barged in the engineering room’s door. The skeleton engineer was taken by surprise.
Kirbo: FBI MOTHERFUCKERS.
Engineer: Who the hell are you?
Nudge: That isn’t important. NOW LET US USE THE FUCKING CONTROLS OR I’LL BLAST YOUR ASS.
Toad: YEAH!
Engineer: Are you guys just trying to threaten me to self-destruct our new UFO? Not a chance.
The engineer pressed a button on the wall and an alarm wails off.
Master8: I told you the ice cream vendor idea was better.
Engineer: Now, do you wanna do this the easy way? Or the hard way?
Kid: What are the options?
Engineer: The easy way is that I kill you with this ray gun. The hard way is that I kill you with this ray gun.
Popplio: Didn’t ask + Don’t care. BUBBLE BLAST!
Engineer: That does nothing. I trained for 690 seconds just to be immune to your attacks.
Noob: Let me see you try.
Sure enough, the bubbles pop on the engineer and does nothing.
Engineer: Fools! I’ve observed you for a bit. I know all your moves. That won’t do no shit.
Nudge: Yo bro, stop focusing on us, and focus on what Kid just did.
Kid: I just pressed the red button and self destruct button. What did it do?
Osc: This guy has an IQ of an unborn baby.
Engineer: OH SHET.
Too late for the engineer. The UFO went kaboom with the unknown person in it. All the captives fall out of the UFO and successfully survive.
Engineer: NO! NO! NO! MY SALARY FOR THE END OF THE MONTH IS GONE. HOW COULD YOU?!
Master8: Eh, at least your master is dead.
Fiery: Great. Another TheOuchy1.
Toad: Ok let’s dip.
Skeleton Guard: Not so fast.
Kirbo: Are you guys thinking this is a joke…
IlluZhion: I guess so. Lemme just kick this guy.
Skeleton Guard: Wait no, AGH-
The skeleton guard falls down. Like a domino chain, the rest of the guards fall because they’re weak.
Noob: This is so easy.
Nudge: What about this fucking engineer?
Engineer: Just kill me with that shotgun.
K: Okay, any last words?
Engineer: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
BAM! The engineer’s head gets blown away. The rest escape the base and into the woods.
SSG: I’m surprised the betrayer didn’t do anything.
TheOuchy1: I’m pretty sure he did…look. The place where StarSplizz, Lely, and Dark were has blood splattered on the ground…
Max: Does life hate me?!
Fiery: Grass has been disturbed. Tree stump with a blood stain. Seems like a struggle happened here.
IlluZhion: A kidnapping! We gotta be more careful.
Where were StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely? Are they dead? What about the unknown person? Was he dead too? Or not…and who is the betrayer? Get ready for Episode 6.
After running away from the base, the gang find themselves in the bustling city of Mushroom City.
Nudge: My ears are being blessed.
Kid: Wdym? It’s so loud. So much traffic!
Osc: So clearly Kid doesn’t understand sarcasm.
StarSplizz: Guys, stop talking, we need to bring Lely and Max to the hospital.
Master8: Aren’t you supposed to be lazy? You’re out of character.
Toad: Okay but seriously, this is very concerning.
SSG: There’s one right over there, it’s called Toad Central Hospital.
Noob: Okay let’s go.
After being admitted in, the Toad doctor came back with some good news.
Doctor: So we’re glad to say that your friends are lucky to survive. The human needs 2 weeks in the hospital for his leg to heal. The foxgirl thing…well, he’s alright. He’s gonna be able to get a quick recovery.
Dark: Okay, thanks Doc.
Doctor: Not a problem. If you delayed the delivery longer, they would’ve di-
Suddenly, a Toad guard enters in exclamation.
Guard: Sir, I was told to evacuate everyone out of the hospital.
Doctor: Why is that?
Guard: Some ginormous metal saucer is sucking up roofs of houses and innocent civilians up to it. Those who were able to escape the beam mostly died of fall damage.
Doctor: We cannot leave the patients behind! That is absurd!
ER Mac: We might have something to do with th- oof
Kirbo: Bitch say nothing.
Fiery: Why is the floor shaking?
Dietsoda: Holy shit mayflies, brace yourselves.
IlluZhion: What is going on?
TheOuchy1: They’re going to suck us up!!!
The roof detached from the hospital. Nurses and doctors frantically try to free themselves and get sucked in the beam. Patients struggle to figure out what’s going on and get hopelessly sucked up.
Osc: Holy shit, we gotta get out of here. I’m too young to meet God.
Popplio: We won’t escape as long as we’re getting this force trying to suck us.
Toad: Guys, the beds are flying!!!
Master8: Grab Max and Lely quick.
Fiery: That’s too risky!
Master8: Do we have a choice?
Nudge: I mean I’m alright to send them to who knows where?
Dark: I’m grabbing them!!!
Dark snatches Max, who is now semi-conscious from all the chaos. Meanwhile Dark snatches Lely, who is still unconscious.
Max: W-wh-what’s going on? Why am I being held by Dark?
Dark: I’ll just put you down really quick.
IlluZhion: Long story short, we’re all about to fucking die.
Max: WHGAT
Nudge: We will die, if we won’t get the fuck out of here.
Popplio: What about Lely?
Dietsoda: Can’t we just leave the injured mayfly? For all I care, he could be as dead as a fucking doornail.
Max: I’m not leaving Lely’s body after what he did to me.
Osc: Holy shit the cringe.
Max: Dark, give me Lely’s body, I’ll carry him.
Dark: You realize you woke up from a 2 hour coma and you’re probably still wonky? Plus, you might accidentally drop him in the middle of the road and get him run over.
Max: Listen, I’m carrying that body, after what he did to me in that lair.
SSG: Seriously guys, we gotta dip.
Dark: Shit true, I’ll give it to you later!!!
Everyone rushed out of the hospital. They grabbed an abandoned bus just like GTA V and drove away.
Noob: Is it weird that every adventure we do, there’s always a game reference?
Fiery: Fuck true, a few hours ago, it was Among Us. Now it’s Grand Theft Auto V.
Master8: It’s fine if we’re tryna survive.
StarSplizz: But we’re still committing a crime.
Kid: Listen man, we already murdered a fucking alien before. So stop thinking you’re a fucking goody-two-shoes.
Dark: IlluZhion, do you have a license to drive?
IlluZhion: I have experience before, but never got one. We just gonna try and figure out how we’ll survive.
Kirbo: Great, we’re driving without a license, stole a car, and probably doing more illegal car laws.
Max: IlluZhion, go through the woods.
IlluZhion: No way! That’s a suicide mission. I’m driving this bad boy until I see signs of New York City.
Max: The dude is busy with the city, we can sneak in the lab again and find a way to defeat that big ass UFO.
Lely: W-what’s happening?
Kirbo: I wish you were dead forever, you crybaby piece of shit.
Lely: Bro shut up. I just woke up. Cut me some slack.
Toad: Goddammit, why do we always have a fight with Kirbo. Let’s just head to the woods.
IlluZhion: There’s no entrance to the fucking woods.
Master8: There’s an abandoned car with a skateboard. Let’s do this MK8 style.
ER Mac: Brace yourselves!
IlluZhion veered to the car. The car flew high with incredible speed, past the walls, and landed on the ground with a hard landing.
TheOuchy1: My head…
Nudge: I think I hit my head hard on the headrest.
Lely: That doesn’t help when I just got a bit of surgery.
Max: Are you okay Lely?
Osc: Bro doesn’t care about the rest of us.
Toad: Wowwwwww.
SSG: Bruh.
Max: Guys, seriously- I care about you.
Popplio: Guys seriously, we don’t need to fight.
Kid: Nah way, I’m beating Max to a pulp.
Lely: GUYS! STOP, WE’RE TRYNA STOP WHATEVER THE HECK IS DESTROYING MUSHROOM CITY. SO STOP FIGHTING OR HUMANITY WILL BE LOST.
Noob: Yes true, we need to go to the lair.
Kirbo: Ugh fine. Let’s find this fucking lair.
Dark: My legs are gonna die, let’s go.
After walking for 10 minutes, they found the lair like movie magic.
IlluZhion: So, the vent is patched up in duct tape, masking tape, washi tape, and electrical tape. So the only we have to go is the front door.
Lely: I’m going in.
Max: No Lely, you stay outside. You’re heavily injured.
StarSplizz: I’ll stay with Lely, just in case.
Dark: I will too.
Fiery: What if you guys get spotted?
Toad: They have wings dumbass. Now come on, let’s find some weapon to defeat the giant UFO.
Noob: Alright.
Lely: Good luck!
Everyone snuck in except Dark, StarSplizz, and Lely. They tiptoed quietly. Surprisingly, no guards were there.
K: This place is quiet…too quiet.
Kirbo: Looks like everyone’s asleep.
SSG: Don’t let your guard down.
Skeleton Guard: NOW!
Suddenly, an enormous army appeared. They were all decked out in armor, armed with bows and arrows, swords, battle axes dating back to viking ages, and M16 guns.
Skeleton Guard: We found you! Surrender now, we are armed!
Popplio: Not if I had to do anything! Bubble Blast!!!
A large surge of bubbles appeared. The guards stood firm and still, thinking the bubbles were harmless. Suddenly, they fell down like a bag of bones.
Kirbo: L, ez, L, ez. These guards suck.
Master8: Hurry, we must be quick.
Max: I think I found the office.
Noob: This place is messy.
TheOuchy1: Fr, there’s even a poster of Messi here.
IlluZhion: Hey guys, I found this post it note letter to the engineer.
Fiery: What does it say?
IlluZhion: Dear Engineer, the machine works well. You are to monitor it. If something malfunctions, please press the blue button and self destruct button. I will escape. But beware, if you press the red button and self destruct button, the escape mechanism will malfunction. Go to the engineering room, a camera has been set up.
Nudge: Well, we gotta get there! Let’s self destruct that hunk of metal.
ER Mac: Where is the room anyways?
Kirbo: Bitch are you blind? The engineering room is down the hall.
Max: Alright! Let’s avenge Lely!
Osc: Can you go one day without mentioning Lely’s name?
The gang run to the end of the hall. They barged in the engineering room’s door. The skeleton engineer was taken by surprise.
Kirbo: FBI MOTHERFUCKERS.
Engineer: Who the hell are you?
Nudge: That isn’t important. NOW LET US USE THE FUCKING CONTROLS OR I’LL BLAST YOUR ASS.
Toad: YEAH!
Engineer: Are you guys just trying to threaten me to self-destruct our new UFO? Not a chance.
The engineer pressed a button on the wall and an alarm wails off.
Master8: I told you the ice cream vendor idea was better.
Engineer: Now, do you wanna do this the easy way? Or the hard way?
Kid: What are the options?
Engineer: The easy way is that I kill you with this ray gun. The hard way is that I kill you with this ray gun.
Popplio: Didn’t ask + Don’t care. BUBBLE BLAST!
Engineer: That does nothing. I trained for 690 seconds just to be immune to your attacks.
Noob: Let me see you try.
Sure enough, the bubbles pop on the engineer and does nothing.
Engineer: Fools! I’ve observed you for a bit. I know all your moves. That won’t do no shit.
Nudge: Yo bro, stop focusing on us, and focus on what Kid just did.
Kid: I just pressed the red button and self destruct button. What did it do?
Osc: This guy has an IQ of an unborn baby.
Engineer: OH SHET.
Too late for the engineer. The UFO went kaboom with the unknown person in it. All the captives fall out of the UFO and successfully survive.
Engineer: NO! NO! NO! MY SALARY FOR THE END OF THE MONTH IS GONE. HOW COULD YOU?!
Master8: Eh, at least your master is dead.
Fiery: Great. Another TheOuchy1.
Toad: Ok let’s dip.
Skeleton Guard: Not so fast.
Kirbo: Are you guys thinking this is a joke…
IlluZhion: I guess so. Lemme just kick this guy.
Skeleton Guard: Wait no, AGH-
The skeleton guard falls down. Like a domino chain, the rest of the guards fall because they’re weak.
Noob: This is so easy.
Nudge: What about this fucking engineer?
Engineer: Just kill me with that shotgun.
K: Okay, any last words?
Engineer: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
BAM! The engineer’s head gets blown away. The rest escape the base and into the woods.
SSG: I’m surprised the betrayer didn’t do anything.
TheOuchy1: I’m pretty sure he did…look. The place where StarSplizz, Lely, and Dark were has blood splattered on the ground…
Max: Does life hate me?!
Fiery: Grass has been disturbed. Tree stump with a blood stain. Seems like a struggle happened here.
IlluZhion: A kidnapping! We gotta be more careful.
Where were StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely? Are they dead? What about the unknown person? Was he dead too? Or not…and who is the betrayer? Get ready for Episode 6.
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Episode 4: A Miracle
By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.
Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.
Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?
Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.
ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…
Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.
IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.
And so they walked, and walked, and walked…
Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.
After walking for 3 minutes…
Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!
The guards go in base.
Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.
After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.
K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.
After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.
Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.
The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.
Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!
Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.
Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.
Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.
???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!
Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…
???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!
Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.
???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.
They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe
By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.
Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.
Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?
Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.
ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…
Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.
IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.
And so they walked, and walked, and walked…
Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.
After walking for 3 minutes…
Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!
The guards go in base.
Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.
After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.
K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.
After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.
Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.
The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.
Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!
Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.
Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.
Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.
???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!
Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…
???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!
Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.
???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.
They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe
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I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting
I never said that, I just told you that I wasn't dating with him and that I wasn't a girl But if you touch him prepare yourself to be lectured, and I can also throw hands if you want to. However, please order it earlier, so I can prepare everything I need in order to do it.
I'll just order Max to die from the electric chair. He'll be great once he's dead^^
You electrify my life... As long as he dies with a Muse song (that me and a group performed yesterday btw), he'll be... okay, don't worry 😔
Bet, Max'll die with a Muse song. Or I might change my mind
IF IT'S NOT WITH A MUSE SONG YOU WILL FIND ME ON YOUR WAY FIRST
Not even a KPOP song???
On 2023-06-10 at 12:29:37
I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting
I never said that, I just told you that I wasn't dating with him and that I wasn't a girl But if you touch him prepare yourself to be lectured, and I can also throw hands if you want to. However, please order it earlier, so I can prepare everything I need in order to do it.
I'll just order Max to die from the electric chair. He'll be great once he's dead^^
You electrify my life... As long as he dies with a Muse song (that me and a group performed yesterday btw), he'll be... okay, don't worry 😔
Bet, Max'll die with a Muse song. Or I might change my mind
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On 2023-06-10 at 12:26:52
I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting
I never said that, I just told you that I wasn't dating with him and that I wasn't a girl But if you touch him prepare yourself to be lectured, and I can also throw hands if you want to. However, please order it earlier, so I can prepare everything I need in order to do it.
I'll just order Max to die from the electric chair. He'll be great once he's dead^^
On 2023-06-10 at 12:08:47
I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting
On 2023-06-10 at 10:05:45
Episode 3, Part 2: A Deadly Game of Blackjack
Okay so you probably saw this dumb title, so here’s the rules for blackjack just in case you’re stupid. Click spoiler.
After being kidnapped, Nudge, Dark, and Max were taken back to a casino prison?
Nudge: W-Where are we?
???: We’re in a prison, in a casino, in the middle of nowhere.
Dark: What do you want from us?
Nudge: Goddammit I wish we had Lely, we could sacrifice him.
Max: I. Will. Kill. You. Nudge. I. Swear. To. God.
???: SHUT UP! We’re in a casino. We’re gonna play a friendly game of blackjack.
Dark: Lemme guess, you’re gonna say we’re gonna wager with our lives.
???: You’re gonna wager with our lives, hey how’d you know? Anyways, it’s blackjack. I assume you played it before. The rules are simple, if I win, I kill all three of you. If one of you win by getting the highest amount of cards or reach 21, the winner and a person I decide to choose, gets set free.
Nudge: Oh poop fart, shart, while smoking on a cart with Bart, we’re gonna die.
???: I’m the dealer. Hope luck is with you.
He gives everyone and himself two cards. After a few hits and stops, this happened…
???: Alright Nudge, you have 18 in total, hit or stop.
Nudge: Hit you bitch.
The unknown man flips the card and it has a 3, meaning Nudge is safe.
Nudge: Fuck yeah!
???: You’re just lucky. Next one, Dark, you have 16, hit or stop.
Dark: Hit.
The card gets flipped and it has a 5, meaning Dark is also safe.
???: Lastly, Max. Hit or stop, you have 13.
Max: Hit, for Lely!
Nudge: 🤮🤮🤮
Dark: 😵😵😵
The card gets flipped and it has a 10, meaning Max went over the limit of 21 and is sentenced to doom. The unknown man gets 10 and 6 meaning, he loses.
???: Haha! Yes! Sorry little foxgirl, but you’re gonna have to go die.
Max: But…please. I can’t die! Lely needs me!
???: I don’t give a fuck if he’s your friend or girlfriend, you cannot escape fate!
Max: Guys…please!
Dark: Dude, we can’t battle an alien. He’s more powerful than all three of us combined!
???: Good, you know not to battle me. Guards! Bring him into the cell and get the electric chair ready. Bring him to the chair at 5p.m. You two, don’t tell anyone about this, or else. I will know if you tell them. I’m watching you. Other guards, escort these two bitches out of here.
Skeleton Guards: Sir yes sir!
The guards escort Max into his cell. Once he’s in the cell, he starts sobbing.
Max: I hope Nudge and Dark tell the others and save me…I must protect Lely at all costs.😭
The other guards escort Dark and Nudge to the exit. Once Dark and Nudge walk away back to the temple, they start planning.
Nudge: Yay, we’re not dead.
Dark: Are you crazy?! We must save Max!
Nudge: Seriously? He’s just trying to protect Lely because h-
Dark: That’s…confidential. Listen what matters most is that Max doesn’t die and we must save him.
Nudge: Okay, seriously why?
Dark: JUST SHUT UP OKAY?
Will Max die from the electric chair? Will the gang free Max? Will anyone die or get kidnapped in the future. Find out on Episode 4 fr. @Twice9
Okay so you probably saw this dumb title, so here’s the rules for blackjack just in case you’re stupid. Click spoiler.
The Pack
The standard 52-card pack is used, but in most casinos several decks of cards are shuffled together. The six-deck game (312 cards) is the most popular. In addition, the dealer uses a blank plastic card, which is never dealt, but is placed toward the bottom of the pack to indicate when it will be time for the cards to be reshuffled. When four or more decks are used, they are dealt from a shoe (a box that allows the dealer to remove cards one at a time, face down, without actually holding one or more packs).
Object of the Game
Each participant attempts to beat the dealer by getting a count as close to 21 as possible, without going over 21.
Card Values/scoring
It is up to each individual player if an ace is worth 1 or 11. Face cards are 10 and any other card is its pip value.
Betting
Before the deal begins, each player places a bet, in chips, in front of them in the designated area. Minimum and maximum limits are established on the betting, and the general limits are from $2 to $500.
The Shuffle and Cut
The dealer thoroughly shuffles portions of the pack until all the cards have been mixed and combined. The dealer designates one of the players to cut, and the plastic insert card is placed so that the last 60 to 75 cards or so will not be used. (Not dealing to the bottom of all the cards makes it more difficult for professional card counters to operate effectively.)
The Deal
When all the players have placed their bets, the dealer gives one card face up to each player in rotation clockwise, and then one card face up to themselves. Another round of cards is then dealt face up to each player, but the dealer takes the second card face down. Thus, each player except the dealer receives two cards face up, and the dealer receives one card face up and one card face down. (In some games, played with only one deck, the players’ cards are dealt face down and they get to hold them. Today, however, virtually all Blackjack games feature the players’ cards dealt face up on the condition that no player may touch any cards.)
Naturals
If a player’s first two cards are an ace and a “ten-card” (a picture card or 10), giving a count of 21 in two cards, this is a natural or “blackjack.” If any player has a natural and the dealer does not, the dealer immediately pays that player one and a half times the amount of their bet. If the dealer has a natural, they immediately collect the bets of all players who do not have naturals, (but no additional amount). If the dealer and another player both have naturals, the bet of that player is a stand-off (a tie), and the player takes back his chips.
If the dealer’s face-up card is a ten-card or an ace, they look at their face-down card to see if the two cards make a natural. If the face-up card is not a ten-card or an ace, they do not look at the face-down card until it is the dealer’s turn to play.
The Play
The player to the left goes first and must decide whether to “stand” (not ask for another card) or “hit” (ask for another card in an attempt to get closer to a count of 21, or even hit 21 exactly). Thus, a player may stand on the two cards originally dealt to them, or they may ask the dealer for additional cards, one at a time, until deciding to stand on the total (if it is 21 or under), or goes “bust” (if it is over 21). In the latter case, the player loses and the dealer collects the bet wagered. The dealer then turns to the next player to their left and serves them in the same manner.
The combination of an ace with a card other than a ten-card is known as a “soft hand,” because the player can count the ace as a 1 or 11, and either draw cards or not. For example with a “soft 17” (an ace and a 6), the total is 7 or 17. While a count of 17 is a good hand, the player may wish to draw for a higher total. If the draw creates a bust hand by counting the ace as an 11, the player simply counts the ace as a 1 and continues playing by standing or “hitting” (asking the dealer for additional cards, one at a time).
The Dealer’s Play
When the dealer has served every player, the dealers face-down card is turned up. If the total is 17 or more, it must stand. If the total is 16 or under, they must take a card. The dealer must continue to take cards until the total is 17 or more, at which point the dealer must stand. If the dealer has an ace, and counting it as 11 would bring the total to 17 or more (but not over 21), the dealer must count the ace as 11 and stand. The dealer’s decisions, then, are automatic on all plays, whereas the player always has the option of taking one or more cards.
The standard 52-card pack is used, but in most casinos several decks of cards are shuffled together. The six-deck game (312 cards) is the most popular. In addition, the dealer uses a blank plastic card, which is never dealt, but is placed toward the bottom of the pack to indicate when it will be time for the cards to be reshuffled. When four or more decks are used, they are dealt from a shoe (a box that allows the dealer to remove cards one at a time, face down, without actually holding one or more packs).
Object of the Game
Each participant attempts to beat the dealer by getting a count as close to 21 as possible, without going over 21.
Card Values/scoring
It is up to each individual player if an ace is worth 1 or 11. Face cards are 10 and any other card is its pip value.
Betting
Before the deal begins, each player places a bet, in chips, in front of them in the designated area. Minimum and maximum limits are established on the betting, and the general limits are from $2 to $500.
The Shuffle and Cut
The dealer thoroughly shuffles portions of the pack until all the cards have been mixed and combined. The dealer designates one of the players to cut, and the plastic insert card is placed so that the last 60 to 75 cards or so will not be used. (Not dealing to the bottom of all the cards makes it more difficult for professional card counters to operate effectively.)
The Deal
When all the players have placed their bets, the dealer gives one card face up to each player in rotation clockwise, and then one card face up to themselves. Another round of cards is then dealt face up to each player, but the dealer takes the second card face down. Thus, each player except the dealer receives two cards face up, and the dealer receives one card face up and one card face down. (In some games, played with only one deck, the players’ cards are dealt face down and they get to hold them. Today, however, virtually all Blackjack games feature the players’ cards dealt face up on the condition that no player may touch any cards.)
Naturals
If a player’s first two cards are an ace and a “ten-card” (a picture card or 10), giving a count of 21 in two cards, this is a natural or “blackjack.” If any player has a natural and the dealer does not, the dealer immediately pays that player one and a half times the amount of their bet. If the dealer has a natural, they immediately collect the bets of all players who do not have naturals, (but no additional amount). If the dealer and another player both have naturals, the bet of that player is a stand-off (a tie), and the player takes back his chips.
If the dealer’s face-up card is a ten-card or an ace, they look at their face-down card to see if the two cards make a natural. If the face-up card is not a ten-card or an ace, they do not look at the face-down card until it is the dealer’s turn to play.
The Play
The player to the left goes first and must decide whether to “stand” (not ask for another card) or “hit” (ask for another card in an attempt to get closer to a count of 21, or even hit 21 exactly). Thus, a player may stand on the two cards originally dealt to them, or they may ask the dealer for additional cards, one at a time, until deciding to stand on the total (if it is 21 or under), or goes “bust” (if it is over 21). In the latter case, the player loses and the dealer collects the bet wagered. The dealer then turns to the next player to their left and serves them in the same manner.
The combination of an ace with a card other than a ten-card is known as a “soft hand,” because the player can count the ace as a 1 or 11, and either draw cards or not. For example with a “soft 17” (an ace and a 6), the total is 7 or 17. While a count of 17 is a good hand, the player may wish to draw for a higher total. If the draw creates a bust hand by counting the ace as an 11, the player simply counts the ace as a 1 and continues playing by standing or “hitting” (asking the dealer for additional cards, one at a time).
The Dealer’s Play
When the dealer has served every player, the dealers face-down card is turned up. If the total is 17 or more, it must stand. If the total is 16 or under, they must take a card. The dealer must continue to take cards until the total is 17 or more, at which point the dealer must stand. If the dealer has an ace, and counting it as 11 would bring the total to 17 or more (but not over 21), the dealer must count the ace as 11 and stand. The dealer’s decisions, then, are automatic on all plays, whereas the player always has the option of taking one or more cards.
After being kidnapped, Nudge, Dark, and Max were taken back to a casino prison?
Nudge: W-Where are we?
???: We’re in a prison, in a casino, in the middle of nowhere.
Dark: What do you want from us?
Nudge: Goddammit I wish we had Lely, we could sacrifice him.
Max: I. Will. Kill. You. Nudge. I. Swear. To. God.
???: SHUT UP! We’re in a casino. We’re gonna play a friendly game of blackjack.
Dark: Lemme guess, you’re gonna say we’re gonna wager with our lives.
???: You’re gonna wager with our lives, hey how’d you know? Anyways, it’s blackjack. I assume you played it before. The rules are simple, if I win, I kill all three of you. If one of you win by getting the highest amount of cards or reach 21, the winner and a person I decide to choose, gets set free.
Nudge: Oh poop fart, shart, while smoking on a cart with Bart, we’re gonna die.
???: I’m the dealer. Hope luck is with you.
He gives everyone and himself two cards. After a few hits and stops, this happened…
???: Alright Nudge, you have 18 in total, hit or stop.
Nudge: Hit you bitch.
The unknown man flips the card and it has a 3, meaning Nudge is safe.
Nudge: Fuck yeah!
???: You’re just lucky. Next one, Dark, you have 16, hit or stop.
Dark: Hit.
The card gets flipped and it has a 5, meaning Dark is also safe.
???: Lastly, Max. Hit or stop, you have 13.
Max: Hit, for Lely!
Nudge: 🤮🤮🤮
Dark: 😵😵😵
The card gets flipped and it has a 10, meaning Max went over the limit of 21 and is sentenced to doom. The unknown man gets 10 and 6 meaning, he loses.
???: Haha! Yes! Sorry little foxgirl, but you’re gonna have to go die.
Max: But…please. I can’t die! Lely needs me!
???: I don’t give a fuck if he’s your friend or girlfriend, you cannot escape fate!
Max: Guys…please!
Dark: Dude, we can’t battle an alien. He’s more powerful than all three of us combined!
???: Good, you know not to battle me. Guards! Bring him into the cell and get the electric chair ready. Bring him to the chair at 5p.m. You two, don’t tell anyone about this, or else. I will know if you tell them. I’m watching you. Other guards, escort these two bitches out of here.
Skeleton Guards: Sir yes sir!
The guards escort Max into his cell. Once he’s in the cell, he starts sobbing.
Max: I hope Nudge and Dark tell the others and save me…I must protect Lely at all costs.😭
The other guards escort Dark and Nudge to the exit. Once Dark and Nudge walk away back to the temple, they start planning.
Nudge: Yay, we’re not dead.
Dark: Are you crazy?! We must save Max!
Nudge: Seriously? He’s just trying to protect Lely because h-
Dark: That’s…confidential. Listen what matters most is that Max doesn’t die and we must save him.
Nudge: Okay, seriously why?
Dark: JUST SHUT UP OKAY?
Will Max die from the electric chair? Will the gang free Max? Will anyone die or get kidnapped in the future. Find out on Episode 4 fr. @Twice9
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After running from the haunted house, they found themselves in a dense jungle.
Lely: I wish we stayed in the haunted house.
Kirbo: And get murdered in the bathroom? Fat chance.
Max: I would’ve protected Lely again but Kirbo is right.
Nudge: So Max is now becoming a changed man?
Dark: Pathetic😂.
Fiery: Can we stop talking? We have to focus on escaping this stupid jungle.
IlluZhion: *Sobbing*
Kirbo: Bro is still upset on someone’s murder who isn’t even related to him.
IlluZhion: It’s just…Lemon was really close to me.
Ssg: We understand but sob about that when we get shelter or when you’re at home.
Osc: No shit Sherlock, anyways can we find our way out here? Dinosaurs could slowly creep behind us and eat us.
Noob: 🤓Um, actually. Dinosaurs are exist in real life.🤓
Master8: We literally have 2 Yoshi’s with us…
Dark: I fucking swear to my grandma, if you’re gonna break the fourth wall-
Noob: Master8, I meant in real life, we’re in Dark’s fanfic right now.
Kid: No shit Sherlock.
Popplio: Nice, we broke the fourth wall.
Dark: Noob, I hate you.
StarSplizz: Guys, stop arguing.
Dark: No! Noob broke the fourth wall.
Lely: Is the fourth wall that big of a deal?
Fiery: What happened to escaping the jungle?
Dark: Fine, but I’m kicking Noob’s ass when we get back to Shit City.
Dietsoda: Shut up, mayflies. There’s a giant ancient temple there. Maybe from the ancient Mayfly civilization.
K: Is that even a real civilization? Whatever, let’s go to that temple.
After walking for what seemed like ages, they reached the temple.
TheOuchy1: For an old temple, it looks pretty intact.
Toad: Intact or not, I just want shelter
Master8: Thank God, what’s in this place?
As they entered, the place was tidy. The only thing in the middle was a pedestal with a giant purple ball. On the pedestal was a gold warning, “The ball will protect your future.”
IlluZhion: Pfft, the ball? Isn’t that some Percy Jackson bullshit?
Popplio: Agreed. This feels suspicious, shall we listen to this ball?
Lely: Might as well.
Lely grabbed the ball. After touching the ball, purple light illuminated the room. A voice echoed through the room.
Voice: I see you people are brave to let the ball say your future. Very well…you will be betrayed by someone you all know.
Max: Wh-what?
Nudge: Holy fucking shit.
Osc: There is one imposter among us.
Lely: Who’s the betrayer?
Voice: Your future has been told. Knowing too much of your future is bad. Goodbye.
ER Mac: Wait!-
Too late. The voice disappeared, leaving the room in silence.
Dark: Is that ball playing with us?
TheOuchy1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU SAID BALL. HAHAHAHA.
Popplio: Clearly, you are mentally ill.
IlluZhion: Guys, I’m concered. What if what the ball says is true?
Osc: Holy Fortnite titties sugma balls, I’ve never thought about that Sherlock!1!!1111!!11!!!!!!!
Noob: Guys, IlluZhion could be right.
Nudge: Everything’s gonna be fine.
IlluZhion: You know it’s not! You say that, then we’re gonna get jinxed and someone dies, then everyone dies.
Lely: Well, just think about something else. It’s probably nothing, although I’m a bit concered.
Fiery: Fuck this bs, let’s find somewhere to stay, then we can rest.
ER Mac: Right, but why cant we stay here?
Fiery: Goddammit it’s true, why haven’t I thought about that? Let’s sleep here.
Toad: On these hard bricks? Hell nah.
IlluZhion: It’s okay Lemon, just sleep beside me.
Lely: Um IlluZhion? You realize that’s Toad right? Not Lemon.
Dark: I think he’s schizophrenic and just doesn’t know.
Max: IlluZhion?
IlluZhion: Oh? Yea, sorry…I miss Lemon,
Toad: Simp
TheOuchy1: What a simp.
Max: Stop. Calling. Me. A. Simp.
Kirbo: No.
Nudge: Illu, it’s just a joke, chill out.
Max: Whatever, it’s about to be nighttime, might as well get some sleep.
Noob: What about the ball’s prediction?
Master8: Don’t worry about it. Let’s just sleep.
K: Alright, good night, I guess…
~That night~
???: Alright, I’m here. Are you sure they’re vulnerable?
???: Of course, they’re asleep. You sent me here to blend in with them, to think I’m their friend.
???: Fine, I’ll take care of three people since they might wake up from ruckus.
???: Just kidnap anyone, idgaf. Now let me sleep.
???: Fi-
Suddenly…
Nudge: Who’s there, mysterious motherfucker?
???: Oh fuck.
Dark: Nudge, why are you so loud?
Max: *Yawns* Seriously.
Nudge: Are you guys blind? That’s the bitch who kidnapped us.
Dark: Goddammit, you’re right. Let’s fight, dick.
???: Oh I don’t think about that.*Pulls out a gun*
Max: What’s that?
???: Oh nothing, just sleeping gas filled gun.
The unknown person let out sleeping gas and Dark, Nudge, and Max, hit the floor face down. They got tied up and was sent away. Okay, that’s enough story time. Will Dark, Nudge, and Max get released? What will happen next? Find out on episode 4. Oh shit I’m going to jail for kidnapping Max. I gtg, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Episode 3: The Ball’s Prediction
After running from the haunted house, they found themselves in a dense jungle.
Lely: I wish we stayed in the haunted house.
Kirbo: And get murdered in the bathroom? Fat chance.
Max: I would’ve protected Lely again but Kirbo is right.
Nudge: So Max is now becoming a changed man?
Dark: Pathetic😂.
Fiery: Can we stop talking? We have to focus on escaping this stupid jungle.
IlluZhion: *Sobbing*
Kirbo: Bro is still upset on someone’s murder who isn’t even related to him.
IlluZhion: It’s just…Lemon was really close to me.
Ssg: We understand but sob about that when we get shelter or when you’re at home.
Osc: No shit Sherlock, anyways can we find our way out here? Dinosaurs could slowly creep behind us and eat us.
Noob: 🤓Um, actually. Dinosaurs are exist in real life.🤓
Master8: We literally have 2 Yoshi’s with us…
Dark: I fucking swear to my grandma, if you’re gonna break the fourth wall-
Noob: Master8, I meant in real life, we’re in Dark’s fanfic right now.
Kid: No shit Sherlock.
Popplio: Nice, we broke the fourth wall.
Dark: Noob, I hate you.
StarSplizz: Guys, stop arguing.
Dark: No! Noob broke the fourth wall.
Lely: Is the fourth wall that big of a deal?
Fiery: What happened to escaping the jungle?
Dark: Fine, but I’m kicking Noob’s ass when we get back to Shit City.
Dietsoda: Shut up, mayflies. There’s a giant ancient temple there. Maybe from the ancient Mayfly civilization.
K: Is that even a real civilization? Whatever, let’s go to that temple.
After walking for what seemed like ages, they reached the temple.
TheOuchy1: For an old temple, it looks pretty intact.
Toad: Intact or not, I just want shelter
Master8: Thank God, what’s in this place?
As they entered, the place was tidy. The only thing in the middle was a pedestal with a giant purple ball. On the pedestal was a gold warning, “The ball will protect your future.”
IlluZhion: Pfft, the ball? Isn’t that some Percy Jackson bullshit?
Popplio: Agreed. This feels suspicious, shall we listen to this ball?
Lely: Might as well.
Lely grabbed the ball. After touching the ball, purple light illuminated the room. A voice echoed through the room.
Voice: I see you people are brave to let the ball say your future. Very well…you will be betrayed by someone you all know.
Max: Wh-what?
Nudge: Holy fucking shit.
Osc: There is one imposter among us.
Lely: Who’s the betrayer?
Voice: Your future has been told. Knowing too much of your future is bad. Goodbye.
ER Mac: Wait!-
Too late. The voice disappeared, leaving the room in silence.
Dark: Is that ball playing with us?
TheOuchy1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU SAID BALL. HAHAHAHA.
Popplio: Clearly, you are mentally ill.
IlluZhion: Guys, I’m concered. What if what the ball says is true?
Osc: Holy Fortnite titties sugma balls, I’ve never thought about that Sherlock!1!!1111!!11!!!!!!!
Noob: Guys, IlluZhion could be right.
Nudge: Everything’s gonna be fine.
IlluZhion: You know it’s not! You say that, then we’re gonna get jinxed and someone dies, then everyone dies.
Lely: Well, just think about something else. It’s probably nothing, although I’m a bit concered.
Fiery: Fuck this bs, let’s find somewhere to stay, then we can rest.
ER Mac: Right, but why cant we stay here?
Fiery: Goddammit it’s true, why haven’t I thought about that? Let’s sleep here.
Toad: On these hard bricks? Hell nah.
IlluZhion: It’s okay Lemon, just sleep beside me.
Lely: Um IlluZhion? You realize that’s Toad right? Not Lemon.
Dark: I think he’s schizophrenic and just doesn’t know.
Max: IlluZhion?
IlluZhion: Oh? Yea, sorry…I miss Lemon,
Toad: Simp
TheOuchy1: What a simp.
Max: Stop. Calling. Me. A. Simp.
Kirbo: No.
Nudge: Illu, it’s just a joke, chill out.
Max: Whatever, it’s about to be nighttime, might as well get some sleep.
Noob: What about the ball’s prediction?
Master8: Don’t worry about it. Let’s just sleep.
K: Alright, good night, I guess…
~That night~
???: Alright, I’m here. Are you sure they’re vulnerable?
???: Of course, they’re asleep. You sent me here to blend in with them, to think I’m their friend.
???: Fine, I’ll take care of three people since they might wake up from ruckus.
???: Just kidnap anyone, idgaf. Now let me sleep.
???: Fi-
Suddenly…
Nudge: Who’s there, mysterious motherfucker?
???: Oh fuck.
Dark: Nudge, why are you so loud?
Max: *Yawns* Seriously.
Nudge: Are you guys blind? That’s the bitch who kidnapped us.
Dark: Goddammit, you’re right. Let’s fight, dick.
???: Oh I don’t think about that.*Pulls out a gun*
Max: What’s that?
???: Oh nothing, just sleeping gas filled gun.
The unknown person let out sleeping gas and Dark, Nudge, and Max, hit the floor face down. They got tied up and was sent away. Okay, that’s enough story time. Will Dark, Nudge, and Max get released? What will happen next? Find out on episode 4. Oh shit I’m going to jail for kidnapping Max. I gtg, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
After running from the haunted house, they found themselves in a dense jungle.
Lely: I wish we stayed in the haunted house.
Kirbo: And get murdered in the bathroom? Fat chance.
Max: I would’ve protected Lely again but Kirbo is right.
Nudge: So Max is now becoming a changed man?
Dark: Pathetic😂.
Fiery: Can we stop talking? We have to focus on escaping this stupid jungle.
IlluZhion: *Sobbing*
Kirbo: Bro is still upset on someone’s murder who isn’t even related to him.
IlluZhion: It’s just…Lemon was really close to me.
Ssg: We understand but sob about that when we get shelter or when you’re at home.
Osc: No shit Sherlock, anyways can we find our way out here? Dinosaurs could slowly creep behind us and eat us.
Noob: 🤓Um, actually. Dinosaurs are exist in real life.🤓
Master8: We literally have 2 Yoshi’s with us…
Dark: I fucking swear to my grandma, if you’re gonna break the fourth wall-
Noob: Master8, I meant in real life, we’re in Dark’s fanfic right now.
Kid: No shit Sherlock.
Popplio: Nice, we broke the fourth wall.
Dark: Noob, I hate you.
StarSplizz: Guys, stop arguing.
Dark: No! Noob broke the fourth wall.
Lely: Is the fourth wall that big of a deal?
Fiery: What happened to escaping the jungle?
Dark: Fine, but I’m kicking Noob’s ass when we get back to Shit City.
Dietsoda: Shut up, mayflies. There’s a giant ancient temple there. Maybe from the ancient Mayfly civilization.
K: Is that even a real civilization? Whatever, let’s go to that temple.
After walking for what seemed like ages, they reached the temple.
TheOuchy1: For an old temple, it looks pretty intact.
Toad: Intact or not, I just want shelter
Master8: Thank God, what’s in this place?
As they entered, the place was tidy. The only thing in the middle was a pedestal with a giant purple ball. On the pedestal was a gold warning, “The ball will protect your future.”
IlluZhion: Pfft, the ball? Isn’t that some Percy Jackson bullshit?
Popplio: Agreed. This feels suspicious, shall we listen to this ball?
Lely: Might as well.
Lely grabbed the ball. After touching the ball, purple light illuminated the room. A voice echoed through the room.
Voice: I see you people are brave to let the ball say your future. Very well…you will be betrayed by someone you all know.
Max: Wh-what?
Nudge: Holy fucking shit.
Osc: There is one imposter among us.
Lely: Who’s the betrayer?
Voice: Your future has been told. Knowing too much of your future is bad. Goodbye.
ER Mac: Wait!-
Too late. The voice disappeared, leaving the room in silence.
Dark: Is that ball playing with us?
TheOuchy1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU SAID BALL. HAHAHAHA.
Popplio: Clearly, you are mentally ill.
IlluZhion: Guys, I’m concered. What if what the ball says is true?
Osc: Holy Fortnite titties sugma balls, I’ve never thought about that Sherlock!1!!1111!!11!!!!!!!
Noob: Guys, IlluZhion could be right.
Nudge: Everything’s gonna be fine.
IlluZhion: You know it’s not! You say that, then we’re gonna get jinxed and someone dies, then everyone dies.
Lely: Well, just think about something else. It’s probably nothing, although I’m a bit concered.
Fiery: Fuck this bs, let’s find somewhere to stay, then we can rest.
ER Mac: Right, but why cant we stay here?
Fiery: Goddammit it’s true, why haven’t I thought about that? Let’s sleep here.
Toad: On these hard bricks? Hell nah.
IlluZhion: It’s okay Lemon, just sleep beside me.
Lely: Um IlluZhion? You realize that’s Toad right? Not Lemon.
Dark: I think he’s schizophrenic and just doesn’t know.
Max: IlluZhion?
IlluZhion: Oh? Yea, sorry…I miss Lemon,
Toad: Simp
TheOuchy1: What a simp.
Max: Stop. Calling. Me. A. Simp.
Kirbo: No.
Nudge: Illu, it’s just a joke, chill out.
Max: Whatever, it’s about to be nighttime, might as well get some sleep.
Noob: What about the ball’s prediction?
Master8: Don’t worry about it. Let’s just sleep.
K: Alright, good night, I guess…
~That night~
???: Alright, I’m here. Are you sure they’re vulnerable?
???: Of course, they’re asleep. You sent me here to blend in with them, to think I’m their friend.
???: Fine, I’ll take care of three people since they might wake up from ruckus.
???: Just kidnap anyone, idgaf. Now let me sleep.
???: Fi-
Suddenly…
Nudge: Who’s there, mysterious motherfucker?
???: Oh fuck.
Dark: Nudge, why are you so loud?
Max: *Yawns* Seriously.
Nudge: Are you guys blind? That’s the bitch who kidnapped us.
Dark: Goddammit, you’re right. Let’s fight, dick.
???: Oh I don’t think about that.*Pulls out a gun*
Max: What’s that?
???: Oh nothing, just sleeping gas filled gun.
The unknown person let out sleeping gas and Dark, Nudge, and Max, hit the floor face down. They got tied up and was sent away. Okay, that’s enough story time. Will Dark, Nudge, and Max get released? What will happen next? Find out on episode 4. Oh shit I’m going to jail for kidnapping Max. I gtg, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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On 2023-05-17 at 00:23:29
Man got murdered because he had to go to the bathroom... I WILL NEVER TO THERE ALONE, I WOULD RATHER EXPLODE AND WAIT SOMEONE TO WAKE UP THAN DIE DUE TO THIS.
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Episode 2: The Haunted Mansion
As the gang ran away, they find themselves in a dark forest.
Nudge: Cool! I’m gonna make some undead friends.
Lely: Successfully shitting my pants🥰🥰🥰.
Popplio: I dont wanna stay here.
Lemon: Me too. I sense something ominous is gonna happen.
Max: Well, we could leave. But this place is very dark and it’s already nighttime.
Dark: And I’m freezing as hell.
Ssg: Hey guys, is that a mansion?
Toad: It looks abandoned. Let’s stay there.
Kirbo: As if, wanna get jumpscared from a random Boo?
Master8: At this point, I really do not care. I’m freezing, as long as there’s shelter, I’d rather stay there.
After contemplating and Kirbo saying revive for some random reason, they decided the mansion will be suitable. As they entered through the rusty door, they saw broken wooden furniture, ripped carpet, and a shattered chandelier in the middle of the room. Cobwebs and spiders were visible around the room
Fiery: This place saw better moments.
StarSplizz: Yeah…idk guys. I feel like something bad might happen.
Dietsoda: Mayfly, we’re in a haunted mansion. Of course, something bad will happen.
Osc: No shit, Sherlock.
K: I’m getting really sleepy, let’s find the bedrooms to get some shuteye.
Kirbo: You could’ve just sleep instead of going all fancy schmancy.
TheOuchy1: We’re wasting one minute of sleep every time you guys are speaking shit. Can I be a dino-snore now? Get it?
Noob: 1. You used that joke already. 2. Get humor.
ER Mac: Let’s just find a bedroom.
As they went up the creaky stairs which squeaked as they set their feet on the floor, they all had a very strange feeling that something will happen. They walked through the 2nd floor’s hallway and found multiple bedrooms to stay in.
Kid: Holy shit, thank the heavens. Finally I can sleep.
Lely: Well there are 4 bedrooms with plenty of beds in the rooms. Let’s divide ourselves.
Max: Okay.
As they divided themselves, they all bid each other goodnight and went to their rooms. At the middle of the night, this happened…
Lemon: Holy flip, I have to pee so badly. Better go let that piss out than being called a bed wetter.
Lemon got off her bed, tiptoed through the room, and ran straight for the bathroom. As she was walking, a loud creak was heard. Lemon checked the stairs, the giant door was open and cool air was let in. Lemon closed the door and proceeded to the bathroom. At the same time, IlluZhion was awaken from the loud creak.
IlluZhion: W-w-what was that? Why isn’t Lemon here? Good thing that creak woke me up. I gotta piss, but just in case, better go with someone. Dark! Dark! Wake up.
Dark: Wtf do you want? I was dreaming of me burning down Mario’s plumbing car.
IlluZhion: Can you accompany me to the bathroom?
Dark: Sure, let’s go.
As they went in the bathroom, they both rushed out immediately, screaming in utter fear and terror. Dark and IlluZhion woke everyone up.
Max: Why’d you wake everyone up? It’s still nighttime.
Master8: Can I sleep again?
Nudge: What is this? Is this some shitty prank?
Dark: To answer your questions, it’s very important. Follow me to the bathroom.
Noob: What are you gonna show us? 2 spiders kissing each other?
Popplio: I’m pretty sure they cannot kiss.
Fiery: I think they have mouths, I don’t know.
IlluZhion: Shut up guys, come in the bathroom.
The rest of the gang peeked through to find a morbid scene. Lemon was lying on the floor, dead with a stake in her heart.
StarSplizz: Great, I’m gonna piss in bed.
IlluZhion: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Toad: Of course IlluZhion cries.
IlluZhion: Do you not have sympathy? Who did this?
Lely: Of course! Who could’ve done such a thing?
Everyone: Not me
Ssg: One of us is a suspect.
Noob: Amogus intensifies
Dietsoda: I really don’t think this is a good time for among us memes, mayflies.
Popplio: Yeah…really unrelated.
Kirbo: AMOGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Osc: Is humanity okay?
Nudge: Has humanity ever been okay?
Dark: Nope.
Lely: Whatever…let’s head back to sleep, if we can that is.
No one was able to sleep. One and only one question was who murdered Lemon? Why had she been murdered. The next morning, everyone met each other at the hallway and went down the stairs of the mansion.
Fiery: I ain’t staying here no more.
Lely: Well, I’m hungry, let’s see if there’s a fridge or pantry in the kitchen.
Kid: Alright, bet.
Dark: Want metal bars for breakfast?
Max: Dark, now’s not the time.
They arrive at the kitchen, they check the fridge to find rotten food. They check the pantry to find rotten food as well. They decide to skip breakfast and exited the mansion. Well, now’s the time to reveal the murderer of Lemon.
Yesterday…
Skeleton Guard: What do you plan to do?
???: Pfft, first we work on our security. But my plan is to get rid of them one by one by killing them.
Skeleton Guard: That is actually-
???: I know, it’s amazing!
Skeleton Guard: NO! No way in the name of shiitake mushrooms are you gonna pull that off! Remember the last time you tried to kill one of the waiters in McDonalds for giving you 8 nuggets instead of 9? You failed by 1 meter and fled the scene.
???: Bitch, you think I’m gonna miss this time.
Skeleton Guard: Pfft, you’re gonna miss by 1 millimeter.
???: Goddammit it’s true but I’ll just stab someone in their sleep.
Skeleton Guard: Shit, I forgot that knives exist.
???: Dumbass, anyways, get the fuck out of here. It’s almost nighttime. I better get killing.
Skeleton Guard: And somehow fail.
???: Bitch, I’d smack the shit out of you but I’m too lazy to.
Last night, the unknown person snuck in the house, saw Lemon as an easy target. He stalked Lemon into the bathroom and killed Lemon right on the spot. Anyways, will someone get murdered? Will the gang be able to escape the forest? Find out on the next episode…
As the gang ran away, they find themselves in a dark forest.
Nudge: Cool! I’m gonna make some undead friends.
Lely: Successfully shitting my pants🥰🥰🥰.
Popplio: I dont wanna stay here.
Lemon: Me too. I sense something ominous is gonna happen.
Max: Well, we could leave. But this place is very dark and it’s already nighttime.
Dark: And I’m freezing as hell.
Ssg: Hey guys, is that a mansion?
Toad: It looks abandoned. Let’s stay there.
Kirbo: As if, wanna get jumpscared from a random Boo?
Master8: At this point, I really do not care. I’m freezing, as long as there’s shelter, I’d rather stay there.
After contemplating and Kirbo saying revive for some random reason, they decided the mansion will be suitable. As they entered through the rusty door, they saw broken wooden furniture, ripped carpet, and a shattered chandelier in the middle of the room. Cobwebs and spiders were visible around the room
Fiery: This place saw better moments.
StarSplizz: Yeah…idk guys. I feel like something bad might happen.
Dietsoda: Mayfly, we’re in a haunted mansion. Of course, something bad will happen.
Osc: No shit, Sherlock.
K: I’m getting really sleepy, let’s find the bedrooms to get some shuteye.
Kirbo: You could’ve just sleep instead of going all fancy schmancy.
TheOuchy1: We’re wasting one minute of sleep every time you guys are speaking shit. Can I be a dino-snore now? Get it?
Noob: 1. You used that joke already. 2. Get humor.
ER Mac: Let’s just find a bedroom.
As they went up the creaky stairs which squeaked as they set their feet on the floor, they all had a very strange feeling that something will happen. They walked through the 2nd floor’s hallway and found multiple bedrooms to stay in.
Kid: Holy shit, thank the heavens. Finally I can sleep.
Lely: Well there are 4 bedrooms with plenty of beds in the rooms. Let’s divide ourselves.
Max: Okay.
As they divided themselves, they all bid each other goodnight and went to their rooms. At the middle of the night, this happened…
Lemon: Holy flip, I have to pee so badly. Better go let that piss out than being called a bed wetter.
Lemon got off her bed, tiptoed through the room, and ran straight for the bathroom. As she was walking, a loud creak was heard. Lemon checked the stairs, the giant door was open and cool air was let in. Lemon closed the door and proceeded to the bathroom. At the same time, IlluZhion was awaken from the loud creak.
IlluZhion: W-w-what was that? Why isn’t Lemon here? Good thing that creak woke me up. I gotta piss, but just in case, better go with someone. Dark! Dark! Wake up.
Dark: Wtf do you want? I was dreaming of me burning down Mario’s plumbing car.
IlluZhion: Can you accompany me to the bathroom?
Dark: Sure, let’s go.
As they went in the bathroom, they both rushed out immediately, screaming in utter fear and terror. Dark and IlluZhion woke everyone up.
Max: Why’d you wake everyone up? It’s still nighttime.
Master8: Can I sleep again?
Nudge: What is this? Is this some shitty prank?
Dark: To answer your questions, it’s very important. Follow me to the bathroom.
Noob: What are you gonna show us? 2 spiders kissing each other?
Popplio: I’m pretty sure they cannot kiss.
Fiery: I think they have mouths, I don’t know.
IlluZhion: Shut up guys, come in the bathroom.
The rest of the gang peeked through to find a morbid scene. Lemon was lying on the floor, dead with a stake in her heart.
StarSplizz: Great, I’m gonna piss in bed.
IlluZhion: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Toad: Of course IlluZhion cries.
IlluZhion: Do you not have sympathy? Who did this?
Lely: Of course! Who could’ve done such a thing?
Everyone: Not me
Ssg: One of us is a suspect.
Noob: Amogus intensifies
Dietsoda: I really don’t think this is a good time for among us memes, mayflies.
Popplio: Yeah…really unrelated.
Kirbo: AMOGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Osc: Is humanity okay?
Nudge: Has humanity ever been okay?
Dark: Nope.
Lely: Whatever…let’s head back to sleep, if we can that is.
No one was able to sleep. One and only one question was who murdered Lemon? Why had she been murdered. The next morning, everyone met each other at the hallway and went down the stairs of the mansion.
Fiery: I ain’t staying here no more.
Lely: Well, I’m hungry, let’s see if there’s a fridge or pantry in the kitchen.
Kid: Alright, bet.
Dark: Want metal bars for breakfast?
Max: Dark, now’s not the time.
They arrive at the kitchen, they check the fridge to find rotten food. They check the pantry to find rotten food as well. They decide to skip breakfast and exited the mansion. Well, now’s the time to reveal the murderer of Lemon.
Yesterday…
Skeleton Guard: What do you plan to do?
???: Pfft, first we work on our security. But my plan is to get rid of them one by one by killing them.
Skeleton Guard: That is actually-
???: I know, it’s amazing!
Skeleton Guard: NO! No way in the name of shiitake mushrooms are you gonna pull that off! Remember the last time you tried to kill one of the waiters in McDonalds for giving you 8 nuggets instead of 9? You failed by 1 meter and fled the scene.
???: Bitch, you think I’m gonna miss this time.
Skeleton Guard: Pfft, you’re gonna miss by 1 millimeter.
???: Goddammit it’s true but I’ll just stab someone in their sleep.
Skeleton Guard: Shit, I forgot that knives exist.
???: Dumbass, anyways, get the fuck out of here. It’s almost nighttime. I better get killing.
Skeleton Guard: And somehow fail.
???: Bitch, I’d smack the shit out of you but I’m too lazy to.
Last night, the unknown person snuck in the house, saw Lemon as an easy target. He stalked Lemon into the bathroom and killed Lemon right on the spot. Anyways, will someone get murdered? Will the gang be able to escape the forest? Find out on the next episode…
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On 2023-05-07 at 10:44:56
Only complaint is have pretty much no lines maybe just at least 4 or something is fine (also i came back)
I'll give you special treatment, therapy + 0 lines now
Dark, just a request, can you make me more borderline this time around?
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On 2023-05-06 at 23:29:15
Only complaint is have pretty much no lines maybe just at least 4 or something is fine (also i came back)
I'll give you special treatment, therapy + 0 lines now
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