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Somebody's gonna screw up in the episodes because of Lemon

MY NAME IS JUSTIN AND I'M CRACKED AT FORTNITE MY GUY, STFU SO I CAN CATCH A DUB

Name: Dark
Color: Black
Personality: Grab it from Flabebseth's new fanfic
Abilities: Make/Destroy anything with fire
Species: Devil

Sorry, but I've decided to no longer allow people to join since it interferes with the episode and makes it hard to make you come here out of nowhere. So Alien Invasion's Part 2 will be the same people

Chapter 10: The Final Battle

After 1 hour in space, they finally arrived on Planet P3n1s.

Popplio: This spacesuit is killing me.
Osc: Something I encountered a while ago was worse in the spaceship.
Noob: What happened?
Osc: I had to go have a gamer piss and Dark and Lely were in the bathroom listening to K-Pop in there.💀💀💀
Kirbo: What the fuck💀
Dark: Can we avoid this topic?
Nudge: Nah, we’re gonna chitchat about this shit until we all die.
Dark: Fuck you.
Lely: Let’s go.

After walking for 15 minutes, they couldn’t find anything or anyone.

Lemon: For a planet like this, I expect a whole alien civilization here. I’m scared Illu, protect me.
IlluZhion: Of course. No alien is gonna lay a finger on you.
ER Mac: I’m cringing.
Kid: I’m murdering Lemon and IlluZhion now. *Loads gun*
IlluZhion: Woah…use that on the aliens, not vampires.
Kid: Nah, I’m using it on your fruit human.

Suddenly, an alien dressed up in a police suit appears in front of them, with a gun

Alien Police: Who the fuck are you guys?
Nudge: The grim reapers, since you’re dead.

Nudge starts shooting the alien policeman and he dies, unfortunately, that was a big mistake because some other policemen appeared and handcuffed everyone

Osc: Fuck you, Nudge
Nudge: Shut up Osc
Ssg: Welp, we’re dead.
Max: Can I have the same cell with Lely?
Lely: Awwwww
Dark: Cringe: Part 2
Nudge: Lely, wtf?
Kid: Can I kill Max and Lely?
Alien Police: Can y’all shut the fuck up? Alright, here’s your cell. Everyone will be staying there and since y’all are ugly and stupid, no beds. Sleep on the damn floor. Now shut up because I’m whooping you guys once lunch break is over.

As everyone sat down on the floor, they started losing hope.

K: Welp, we’re not getting out of here without triggering an alarm.
Nudge: Lets let despair consume our souls.
Fiery: That’s so deep, but I agree.
Lely: Don’t lose hope! We’re going to break out of here.
Dark: Lely, this is not Danganronpa.
Popplio: What’s Danganronpa?
TheOuchy1: I’m pretty sure Danganronpa is a type of coffee.
Noob: It’s not even close. It’s obviously my friend named Dan Ganron Pa.
Max: Who names their child that?
Noob: Dan’s parents.
Nudge: Danganronpa is a Japanese video game franchise created by Kazutaka Kodaka and developed and owned by Spike Chunsoft. The series primarily surrounds various groups of apparent high-school students who are forced into murdering each other by a robotic teddy bear named Monokuma.

As they were chattering, a guard comes to the gang’s cells.

???: Bro, do you guys know what shut up means? Wait, do I know you guys?
Popplio: I don’t know but you look oddly familiar.
Lemon: Master8, is that you?
Master8: Guys, is that you?
Lemon: Hi Master8😏.
Nudge: Did Lemon just look at Master8 like that?
Osc: Damn Illu, looks like Lemon is dumping you.
IlluZhion: I’m not dating Lemon, Osc. And Lemon wtf?!
Max: Look who’s overprotective now.
IlluZhion: I-

Everyone starts laughing at IlluZhion. IlluZhion becomes pissed off. Meanwhile Master8 opens the prison cell’s door?

Master8: Alright, you guys are free. What’re you guys doing here anyways?
ER Mac: We’re trying to stop the aliens. What about you?
Master8: I wanted to buy VBucks for Fortnite but my mom won’t let me use her credit card so I’m working as a guard. So far, I got 1 cent.
Kirbo: Bro’s working as a guard  to get VBucks💀💀💀. Anyways can we stop the alien douchebags?
Master8: Oh that’s going to be hard. The aliens are only alive because of the alien king’s treasury, the green shit. If you guys can destroy that, all the aliens here will die. Anyways, better get to work. Good luck on your mission.

As Master8 walks away from them, the gang escapes prison and enters what seems to be a palace.

Noob: Damn, this place is big.
IlluZhion: Not as big as Lemon’s a-.
Dark: Wtf…
Fiery: 🤮
StarSplizz: 😵
Popplio: 🤢
Lely: IlluZhion, watch what you say💀
IlluZhion: Okay nya~
Nudge: 🤮🤮🤮
Ssg: Let’s just ignore Illu, and walk straight to the big door.
Lemon: Yeah, great idea.

As they walked towards the giant gate, everyone wondered what was behind the door. One push, and the door gave way. But it was a big mistake. The king, the adviser, and leader from Earth were there.

Alien King: Um…who’re you guys?
Adviser: Fuck not them again. They’re the earthlings who destroyed our forces.
Alien King: Well, all my soldiers are at Ohio right now, so…*gives guns to the adviser and alien leader*, trap them and kill them.
Popplio: Shit, run!!!

As everyone scrambled around, all you could imagine was pure chaos. The gang ran around like prey running away from the predator. But suddenly, the alien king and the gang’s pursuers all fell down.

Noob: What…happened?
Max: I think they died from the green shit being destroyed, but who did it?

As they turned around, Master8 was standing there.

Master8: Hey guys, I followed you guys here since I thought you need help.
Dark: Oh my gosh, thank you.💀
Toad: Is this the end?
Lely: I think so…
Popplio: We won…
TheOuchy1: We did. Alright, that’s enough chaos for one day, let’s head back to earth.
Osc: Thank you💀. The spacesuit has been hurting my legs.
IlluZhion: We deserved a hard earned rest.

As the spaceship zoomed to earth in high speed, they rejoiced over their victory. They won the battle…or did they?

???: Well, my brother, as the king has died. Luckily, I prepared for this moment, good thing I have my anti-green shit destroyed death forcefield with me always. The people who killed my brother…will die. Watch out humans, I’m coming…

It's the last episode for the fanfic but sure, I can give you a role^^

Chapter 9: Going to Space

Ssg: Well, now that’s over. Where do we go now?
Popplio: The aliens are gonna come after us every time. They know where we’re going.
Noob: Then let’s hear where they’re going. I can hear them talking. Let’s eavesdrop.
Kirbo: Bitch we’re gonna get caught.
Noob: Just speak in a soft tone.
Dark: Bro, can y’all shut the fuck up? I thought this was listening to the aliens not listening to idiots.
Lemon: I can hear something.
IlluZhion: Of course, you can listen to anything, cutie.
Osc: That was cringiest thing I’ve ever. Cringe as fuck.
IlluZhion: Can we just listen?
Osc: Ok, whatever simp.

In the lair…

Alien Leader: Adviser, why the fuck are you awake at 3am? You realize that monsters are gonna get us right?
Adviser: You superstitious alien motherfucker, those guys escaped. Do you even have any braincells?
Alien Leader: Ok first off, if I was the alien leader, I would have a lot of braincells. Second off, what the fuck are we gonna do?!
Adviser: Well, we got no choice but to fly back to our planet.
Alien Leader: Why can’t we just fight them?
Adviser: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOU BRAINLESS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY’RE LITERALLY GONNA DECIMATE OUR FORCES NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE SEND. ARE YOU STUPID???
Alien Leader: Woah, don’t need to be mad. But good idea, let’s grab our supplies and head back to our planet, Planet P3n1s.

Back outside…

Fiery: Alright let’s go to space guys.
Dietsoda: You mushroom-headed mayfly, we need a rocket ship. How will we get one, mayflies?
Max: I don’t know. I could’ve bought one but 6 months ago, I spent all my money to get my fur done.
Lely: Now it’s all soft and fluffy.
Kirbo: Wasteful bitches
Lely: Max and I aren’t wasteful!
Kirbo: Shut up, asshole.
Max: You. Will. Regret. Calling. Lely. An. Asshole. Get. Ready. To. Get. Banned. From. This. Universe. Like. In. MKPC.
Kirbo: Fine, you win.
Ssg: Jesus Christ, this is going horribly.
Toad: I don’t even know what’s happening.
Nudge: Me neither, but I just wanna shoot my minigun at Lely, Max, and Kirbo so they can shut up.
StarSplizz: While they argue, I’ll just sleep.
Osc: Lazy idiot.
K: Hey guys, look! Green blobs going to the rocket ship.
Fiery: Oh look it’s the aliens. Meh. WAIT WHAT?!
TheOuchy1: I think I can hear them.

Adviser: What do we do with the other rocket ship?
Alien Leader: Leave it. Those guys are probably gone that they think we’re still here if they come back here. Anyways, GET YOUR ASS IN THE GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP OR ELSE YOU’LL GET AN ASS WHOOPING.

As soon as the adviser and the leader went in, the ship started up and set off for space.

ER Mac: Well, let’s get in. But wait, who’ll drive?
Lemon: IlluZhion, obviously.
IlluZhion: Hehe, thanks nya~
Osc: I’m cringing even more now.
Everyone else except Lemon and IlluZhion: Same here
IlluZhion: Y’all are just cringing cause you guys got no bitches.
Lely: Max exists and I like him.
Kirbo: Can we leave IlluZhion here?.
IlluZhion: Hey! Just because I say my own opinions doesn't mean you have to criticize me.
Dark: ISTG I’m gonna die from IlluZhion’s cringy shit.
IlluZhion: Sorry Dark-san~
Dark: Help. Me. Pls.
Nudge: Someone duct tape Lemon and IlluZhion’s mouths?
Lely: Can we be civilized for one second?
Ssg: Nope.
Max: Let’s just go to the spaceship guys.

As they entered the spaceship…

Osc: Hell yeah, this gonna be fun.
Nudge: Let’s throw Osc around everyone once we’re in space.
Osc: Hell yeah boi.
Fiery: Who’s gonna drive the ship?
Dark: I’m pretty sure there’s autopilot and we just have to set our location. I’ll go check brb.
Lely: I don’t feel good about flying in a rocket ship.
Kid: Chicken
Max: Come here you little poorly drawn Kirby.
Lely: Max, it’s okay. Chill out.
Max: But Kid just calle-
Nudge: Overprotective much.
Noob: Agreed. Max is overprotective much.
Max: No I’m not!
Dark: Hey guys I’m back, and I found a radio that maybe I can use to play K-pop. I’ll go to a private room since y’all hate K-pop. Oh and FYI, autopilot does not exist in this ship. Anyways bye.
Lely: Wait for me!
Max: Wait Le-
Fiery: Yup Max is overprotective
Max: Wtf, I didn’t even finish my sentence.
TheOuchy1: Can we stop arguing and figure out who’s gonna operate the ship?
Kirbo: Can you stop talking and let us finish this chaos?
Ssg: Jeez, I’ll just operate it.

Ssg walks away while those guys are still having a chaos moment to the cockpit. He reaches the cockpit and understands quickly how to operate the rocket ship. He grabs the radio that announces announcements to the rest of the people in the ship.

Ssg: Are you guys ready?
Noob: Don’t scare me like that💀. And yeah!

In just a few seconds, the ship starts up and zooms up to the sky, on their way to Planet P3n1s. What will happen in the planet? Will they survive? Find out on Chapter 10(which is the last episode).

Note: I have more motivation to continue this so I’ll make Chapter 8

Chapter 8: Escaping the Lair
TheOuchy1: Welp, we’re gonna die, aren’t we?
IlluZhion: Probably not, but we’ll either be put in their prison or get mind-controlled or both.
Lely: No please!!! I don’t want to go in a fucking spaceship and die there.
Nudge: Hey, look at the bright side, at least you’ll die with Max
Max: What the fuck💀
Dark: OK, how did I not notice my wing being punctured? What the fuck happened?
Osc: Hey don’t look at me, that was Nudge.
Nudge: Bitch shut up or I’ll #fuckosc-omb
Suddenly, the aliens come to the driftwood the gang were stranded on.
Adviser: Finally, we found you guys, now you guys can’t foil our plans. Boys, get these stupid assholes and bring him to our lair.
The bodyguards put rags with sleeping gas to the gang and they all fell asleep.
2 hours later…
Popplio: Wh-what happened?
Fiery: I don’t know, but we’re in a cage.
Kid: I’m gonna bite through the cage bars.
Noob: You realize the cage bars are made of titanium right?
Kid: Yup, I only realized it now because my mouth hurts. Now can I kill someone so I can grab their brain and get more braincells for common sense?
Dietsoda: Alright mayfly, you better not be killing anyone or else I’m whooping your pink, poorly drawn ass.
StarSplizz: Alright you guys do that, I’m gonna go take a nap.
Nudge: Alright, but I’m not waking you up so if we escape, you’re still gonna be sleeping here.
StarSplizz: On second thought, how do we get out of here?
IlluZhion: I have an idea. I’ll turn into a bat and squeeze through the bars and pick the lock.
Toad: Hey! I’m a vampire too, lemme join!
IlluZhion: Nah, you’re short.
Lemon: Lemme join, IlluZhion.
IlluZhion: Why, of course.
Ssg: Simp!!!
Lemon and IlluZhion squeezed through the titanium bars and picked the lock.

Fiery: Alright, let’s get out of here.
???: Fat chance, mushroom head

Behind Fiery was a giant alien guard holding a gun, his hand on the trigger.

Noob: What do we do? We can’t defeat him?
Toad: Fiery, now’s our chance to use our special power.
Fiery: 3,2,1, go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv1mY9T5hyk

The guard’s ears start bleeding. He tried to whack shoot Fiery and Toad to shut them up but he eventually falls down and dies.

Dark: I’m suing you for that.
Kirbo: Okay, let’s forget about that and get the fuck out of here or I’m kicking y’all’s ass.
ER Mac: Don’t need to be rude about it.
Kirbo: Revive
Ssg: Well, it must be night since no one seems to be awake. The door’s over there.
Popplio: Don’t make a noise or else we’re done for.
Max: *grunts* The door’s not budging open.
IlluZhion: Lemme try.
Dog: *loud barking*
K: Popplio, it’s okay…don’t scre-
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S A FURRY!!!
Kirbo: Fuck.
Adviser: W-W-what’s going on?
Dark: HURRY SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR!
IlluZhion: I’m trying to but it’s too wedged in the cave entrance.
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭
Max: Don’t worry, Lely, we’ll escape.

Suddenly, the adviser comes out of his bedroom.

Adviser: What the fuck are you guys doing there?! Agh, where’s my gun? Stay there, I’ll go find it.
Lemon: Nothing…ILLUZHION HURRY OPEN THE DAMN DOOR OR ELSE WE’RE GONNA DIE FROM HIS GUN.
IlluZhion: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I’M DOING???
TheOuchy1: Out of the way, lemme show you what my stomach’s made off.
Kirbo: How-

Ouchy eats the giant boulder and the gang runs away from the lair.

Adviser: Oh here’s my gun. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Nudge: I have a minigun too, if you come one step closer, I’m shooting, wait what the fuck am I doing I’ll just shoot you right here and right now.*intensive shooting*
Adviser: Bye!!!

The adviser runs away back in the lair.

Ssg: Well, now that’s over. Where do we go now?

Where will the gang go? Find out on (possibly) Chapter 9.

He wanted Lemon so I said he just needed to fill up the requirements, (Color, name, etc.) so I did his request

Guess I'm racist now
EDIT: You dont need to add Lemon. IlluZhion made her character

I need species

Yes ofc

Hello everyone. I'm a bit busy at the moment with school shit. IlluZhion will be the writer of the next episode

Chapter 7: Trouble in the Ocean
After the ghost got sucked up by ER Mac, ER Mac threw the vacuum in the water and drifted to the ocean. With fear that the aliens will invade Yoshi Circuit, they had to think of another idea and luckily, their means to escape became true and the gang was going to meet a friend...
*Beeg honk from da Daisy Cruiser*
Popplio: Our means of escape will be the Daisy Cruiser.
Noob: How are we gonna get aboard without tickets?
Max: According to my phone, today's the day where you don't need a ticket to get aboard.
Nudge: Wtf you have your phone? How did it survive?
Max: Hacker phone I guess?
Illuzhion: What're we waiting for? Let's go!
They go towards the Daisy Cruiser and meet a ship worker.
Ship worker: Howdy, welcome to the Daisy Cruiser. I assume you know you don't need a ticket! Well, come on in, since you're a bunch of people, go to cabin 69!
Fiery: Thank you kind sir!
In the cabin...
Dark: Do I seriously have to lay in bed? I'm alright!
ER Mac: You limped towards the ship. You're covered with bandages, take some rest.
Dark: Fine...
Lely: Guys, it's 12pm, let's have lunch. Dark, you coming?
Dark: Nah, I'm not hungry.
Meanwhile, the vacuum drifted on the ocean and broke from getting hit by a jagged rock.
Ghost: Finally, I think I got some butt cramps. Jesus. Well, I want my revenge, and my first stop...*sees the Daisy Cruiser* is the cruiser.
The ghost goes to the cruiser and sees the gang except Dark walking out the cabin 69. The ghost realizes that Dark isn't there and enters the cabin to find Dark reading a magazine.
Ghost: Time to have some fun. *trips over a vase* Oops.
Dark: AHH WTF!!! IS THAT THE WIND? HUH?
The ghost becomes visible and Dark gets frightened.
Dark: OMG! IT'S YOU! YOU POSSESSED MAX!
Ghost: I did. I won't deny. I did possess the foxgirl thing. Now, it's your turn, you asshole.
Dark: You won't take me alive!
Ghost: Try me, you little asshole.
Dark flies around the room and the ghost had difficulty possessing him, until...
Ghost: WE'VE BEEN FLYING AROUND THE DAMN ROOM FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES. STOP IT!!!
Dark: I can do this for 1 hour if we have to. *Bangs onto the wall*
Dark: Ouch my head...at least the place where my bandages don't hurt.
Ghost: Well, well, well, you klutz. Looks like you're my next prey.
Dark: No please...I don't want to hurt my friends.
Unluckily, Dark gets possessed.
Meanwhile in the diner...
Osc: Damn, this food is so good. Dark is missing out.
StarSplizz: You got that right. Oh hey Dark, why're your bandages of-.
Dark hits StarSplizz towards the wall.
Dietsoda: HOLY MAYFLIES, ARE YOU CRAZY DARK?! YOU JUST HIT STARSPLIZZ TOWARDS THE WALL.
K: Is Dark possessed?
Lely: I don't think so...ER Mac threw the vacuum to the water.
???: Hey! What're you doing?
Illuzhion POV: Hold on...I know that voice rings a bell. Who's that?
Ssg: Lemon! Great to see ya again! Can you help us with this? Dark's going crazy.
Lemon: Ofc!
TheOuchy1: Tysm! Dark's being crazy!
Dark: Wdym? I'm just myself!
Max: Hitting StarSplizz to the wall? Yeah, totally normal
Osc: Quit chatting, we gotta bring Dark to his senses.
Kid: Ok, ok.
StarSplizz: I'm fit to fight!
A fight ensues. Toads and Yoshis are screaming in fear, some running back to their cabins.
Lely: What's gotten into you, Dark!
Dark: I'm alright...just alright...
Dark stops the fight and rushes towards the captain's cabin. As soon as he barges in, he throws the captain out the window and locks the door. He steers the ship towards a jagged rock.
Dark: Attention everyone, this is the captain speaking! We're setting a course towards death.
TheOuchy1: Oh no! Dark's gonna sink the ship!
Popplio: We gotta stop him before he sinks the ship.
Illuzhion: DAMMIT HE LOCKED THE DOOR.
It was too late...Dark crashes the ship on the rock and the boat starts falling sideways. Toads and Yoshis go on the lifeboats to save themselves.
Noob: THE SHIP'S SINKING! HELP! WE'RE GONNA DIE. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
Fiery: It's not over yet. We just have to figure out what the hell's happening with Dark.
Lely: I wanna go home.
Nudge: Shut up. Look, Dark's flying away!
Dark: So long mfs!!!
K: Did Dark betray us?
Nudge: No way!
Lely: It seems like it
Kid: I don't believe it...
Dark flies away into the sky, never to be seen. The gang's stuck in the broken cruiser. What happens to the gang? Where's Dark going? Find out on Chapter 8...or possibly Chapter 7 Part 2 if it will exist xd