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Episode 1: Escaping The Prison
After flying away from Max’s house, the gang questioned where they were going.

Lely: Weird question, but can someone sing a song? I’m bored
Nudge: 🎶We’re all gonna fucking die🎶
Lely: I regret asking that now…
TheOuchy1: Well, that was amusicing. Get it?
Kirbo: Someone throw this man off the spaceship.
Noob: We can’t. This spaceship is made from strong materials.
Kirbo: Fuck, I ain’t staying with this bad pun making Yoshi.
Ssg: Then clog your ears doofus.
IlluZhion: Rare SSG rude moment.
Ssg: Annoying IlluZhion moment.
Master8: Agreed.
Lemon: IlluZhion is not annoying.
Dark: So DMing me every time I’m online isn’t annoying?
Lemon: Goddammit.
Popplio: Another normal day of uncivilization.
StarSplizz: And another day of me going to sleep in 6.9 seconds.
Osc: We’re so chaotic and I love it.
Max: Yup, very normally.
Kirbo: Get better English.
Max: I’m French, what do you expect?
Kirbo: Good English.
Toad: Don’t even bother fighting with him, Max. He’s just gonna be an annoying piece of shit again.
ER Mac: Hey guys, look at that thick smoke.
K: I heard that’s the abandoned laboratory now closed because of chemical issues.
Kid: Didn’t understand anything but I think we’re going there.

As they reached to an altitude near the ground, the spaceship headed for the garage where skeletons guarded the premises.

Skeleton Guard: I see you brought some prisoners.
Dark: Shut up.
???: Shut up.
Dark: No, you shut up!!!
???: Fuck it, I’m activating the sleeping gas so I don’t have to waste a shit ton of handcuffs.
Skeleton Guard: Just puff it out, you dumbass

Without warning, green sleeping gas emits in the enclosed space where the gang was being kept in and they were all sleeping in no time. As they woke up, they find themselves in a giant cage.

Popplio: Where are we?
Osc: In Ohio.
IlluZhion: Only in Ohio.
Noob: Stop with the Ohio memes😭.
Lemon: Can we all notice the fact we’re in a cage?
Kirbo: No shit Sherlock.
Lely: I’m too young to die😭😭😭.
Nudge: You’re 12💀
Lely: That’s young ok…
Nudge: You’re a pre-teen, so you’re not that young.
Dark: Fr, fr.
ER Mac: I am 99.99% sure we’re gonna die.
Osc: We won’t if we escape.
StarSplizz: Can we at least sleep?
TheOuchy1: I’m gonna be a dino-snore.
Kirbo: Time to bang my fucking head on the wall.
TheOuchy1: Was it not a good joke?
Dark: Advice: get humor.
IlluZhion: What’s our next move? Be uncivilized for eternity in this dumb Minecraft shit prison?
Lemon: We escape.
IlluZhion: Good idea nya~
Nudge: 🤮🤮🤮
Popplio: 😵😵😵
Noob: Can we sacrifice Illu?
Kirbo: Can we at least escape now?
Kid: I’m gonna bite the bars again.
Master8: You realize the bars are made of steel right?
Kid: I think some of my teeth fell out.
Nudge: Why is he here? He clearly has no brain nor common sense.
Osc: I have no fucking idea.
Lemon: I think the bars are enough for a bat to fit through it. I’m gonna transform.
IlluZhion: I’ll come with you.
Everyone except Lemon and IlluZhion: Simp!!!
IlluZhion: Can I have one day where I don’t get called a simp?
Max: It’s true though?
Kirbo: Bro doesn’t want to hear the truth💀💀💀
Lemon: Honestly Illu, I’ll just go by myself.
IlluZhion: But-
Everyone except Lemon and IlluZhion again: Simp

Lemon transforms into a bat and squeezes through the bars with ease. She breaks the lock and the door to the prison opens.

Dark: Honestly, these aliens are stupid.
Popplio: Hell yeah, now we escape.
Lely: But where? We don’t know where we entered.
Osc: We have to be careful though.

Suddenly, a skeleton guard comes out of the corner and sees the gang escaped.

Skeleton Guard: What are you doing here?
Nudge: Fuck.
Skeleton Guard: Oh shit…they’re gonna escape! I better press the alarm!!!

Popplio: Wait wha-

The skeleton guard presses an alarm which played a high-pitched alarm. Every skeleton guard started running to the gang.

Master8: There are 3 corridors here, we must split up. Go! Go! Go!
StarSplizz: But how will we communicate?
Master8: Shit, well let’s just go down the same corridor then. Let’s go to the middle corridor.
Dark: Hope y’alls endurance is good💀

Everyone starts running through the middle corridor. The skeletons pursued the gang. After running for half a minute, they reached a dead end.

Lely: Great, we’re fucked.
K: What now?
Nudge: We have nothing to do but surrender…
Popplio: Nah, we fight.
Skeleton Guard: You can’t win. Surrender now.
Popplio: My moves can turn you bag of bones to a cemetery. Bubble Blast!

The bubbles hit the skeleton army and they all die with all their bones in a small pile.

Fiery: I thought we were gonna die there💀
Nudge: Good thing Popplios exist.

Suddenly, a loud voice echoed through the corridor.

???: Where are you? You can run but you can’t hide. Come here prisoners…
Osc: Goddammit.
Dark: Guys, there’s a vent right there. Let’s go in it.
Nudge: Well that’s kinda sussy.
Lemon: We got nothing to lose.

Everyone climbed up to the vent and they crawled through the vent. After crawling for what seemed years, they finally reached the end of the vent. As they crawled out, they found themselves out of the lab.

Kirbo: Holy shit, my back hurts now.
Fiery: At least we’re out.
Lely: Okay, let’s get out of here.

As they ran away from the lab, the unknown person just arrived to the end of the middle corridor.

???: They’re smarter than I thought. Shit…well, I guess I should revive my guards.

The unknown person splashed a potion on the pile of bones. The skeletons revived just like Dry Bones in the Super Mario Bros Movie.

Skeleton Guard: I’m sorry, sir.
???: Whatever, it’s alright.
Skeleton Guard: What do you plan to do?
???: Pfft, first we work on our security. But my plan is to [to be revealed on Episode 2] by [to be revealed on Episode 2]

Oh I wonder who put that there

Note: No one is allowed to join anymore because it will interfere and I’m tired of adding people mid episodes.

Prologue:
???: Next stop, Earth. No one will be able stop me. My eggs in the incubator won’t work since the green shit is gone meaning they’ll die. I’m a one man army but I have power with my machines. Luckily, I found the coordinates of those “heroes” who killed my brother. Get ready to die…get ready Earth…comes I’m coming.

As soon as the rocket ship landed on earth, everyone decided to party in Max’s house.

Nudge: Max, clean up your orange fur. You could have rabies.
Max: Sorry, my fur keeps on falling everywhere in the house.
Dark: Bro I swear someone’s gonna mistake them as thin spaghetti and eat them.
Kid: Hey Max, why does your spaghetti taste like hair?
Kirbo: That’s not spaghetti, dumbass. That’s Max’s fur, probably has rabies so get your rabies shot.
Osc: Why is he here again?
Lely: Max doesn’t have rabies!
Kirbo: Whatever, bitch.
Max: COME HERE BITCH.

Max pounces on Kirbo and they engage in a fight.

Noob: I’ve never seen Max this mad before besides him being possessed.
Fiery: He’s just being overprotective again.
Dietsoda: Or he’s just drunk.
Toad: Nah, he’s probably head over heels with love with Lely.
IlluZhion: Wait, Max likes Lely?
Toad: It’s just a theory. Don’t get too excited.
Lemon: We’ll see.
StarSplizz: *Yawns* This party is lit.
Master8: Hell yeah. Been drinking a bunch of beer.

As they were partying and drinking, little did they know, that the unknown survivor was in Max’s city.

???: I’m going to check my directions first. So this is Shit City, check. This is Dumbass Road, check. Alright, time to find that house of the foxgirl.

After navigating, the unknown person in his spaceship is over Max’s roof.

Ssg: Hey guys, look, it’s nighttime.
Max: But it’s only 6:09 A.M…
Lely: Something’s not right.
Dark: I’ll go check outs-

Suddenly, Max’s roof in the living room is carried by a giant green beam and thrown onto the road which caused a few drivers to crash.

Lemon: Is that an UFO?
Nudge: Impossible! The green shit was destroyed.
IlluZhion: No…I think Lemon’s right.
Master8: How…
Noob: My brain is not working right now.

Without warning, everyone gets sucked up into the spaceship.

Toad: POV: You’re the cows that get sucked up.
Popplio: Except, we’re just random idiots that somehow existed.
Fiery: I don’t wanna die, I’m too cute to die😭😭😭.
Max: And I’m too fluffy to die😭.
???: Quiet in there, finally I’ve got you. Buckle up for a big ride.

The spaceship zoomed away from Max’s house all the way back to space. This was it…if the gang can’t get away, Earth could be endangered to the unknown person. What will happen to the gang? Find out on Episode 1…

Yes blud, I am a grass that touches grass

Cool, when can I touch grass and snort it

You screamed so loud that your voice box broke and killed you

Oh, you? You're in hell because you died

IT'S GONNA BE SO FUN AND GODLY