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5368 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-03-15 at 15:48:30
Right...what the hell kind of name is "Soap", eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?
This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend. You don't want to know what it's cost already to put you next to him. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to everything you'll save.
History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will a hero, 'cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood.
This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend. You don't want to know what it's cost already to put you next to him. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to everything you'll save.
History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will a hero, 'cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood.
On 2024-12-16 at 23:46:41
Dempsey once told me that LMG stood for lick my giblets. I’m reasonably sure he was lying
On 2024-10-15 at 17:07:57
"the first night is never usually that bad"
"-in any of the games so I'll play through-..."“AAAAAAH FUCK!!!!”
On 2024-09-07 at 09:06:49
Soap trusted you. I thought I could too. So why in bloody hell does Makarov know you?!
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1On 2024-08-21 at 19:46:49
"BEEF WOMEN" Hermione cried
On 2024-08-15 at 08:00:38
"Oh my god Severus come to save me, you all are gonna be deader than Cedric Diggory"
"What the hell?!"
"What the hell?!"
On 2024-06-11 at 21:58:21
I'm not anti-Japan I'm just very pro-Godzilla
On 2024-06-11 at 08:51:36
I don't believe in human rights *PHONK plays*
Communism was actually pretty tight *phonk*
T-800 FUCKING BALLING
1On 2024-06-10 at 16:28:52
I don't believe in human rights *PHONK plays*
1On 2024-06-01 at 18:10:51
“I just need to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty”
“I don’t have a car”
*deformed shrek and hermione sounds*
“Oi shrek she doesn’t have a car”
“Stop lying it’s not true”
“HERMIONE MOVE”
“Okay…don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious” *hides under the sinks*
*deformed shrek looks down at her*
“I WAS SUSPICIOUS!”
*deformed shrek sounds*
“Calm down Shrek it’s not worth it. RON DO SOMETHING”
“Errrm what?”
“ANYTHING!”
“Alright calm down, sunshine daisys but-“
“NOT THAT!”
“He said anything god you’re so annoying”
“Swish and flick”
“Wingardium Leviosa”
Deformed shrek sound
“Helllo”
*deformed shrek sound*
“Oh it’s gonna fall and my wand’s gonna go straight through its head AAGH! oh no look it was fine”
“I don’t have a car”
*deformed shrek and hermione sounds*
“Oi shrek she doesn’t have a car”
“Stop lying it’s not true”
“HERMIONE MOVE”
“Okay…don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious” *hides under the sinks*
*deformed shrek looks down at her*
“I WAS SUSPICIOUS!”
*deformed shrek sounds*
“Calm down Shrek it’s not worth it. RON DO SOMETHING”
“Errrm what?”
“ANYTHING!”
“Alright calm down, sunshine daisys but-“
“NOT THAT!”
“He said anything god you’re so annoying”
“Swish and flick”
“Wingardium Leviosa”
Deformed shrek sound
“Helllo”
*deformed shrek sound*
“Oh it’s gonna fall and my wand’s gonna go straight through its head AAGH! oh no look it was fine”
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On 2024-05-24 at 19:22:04
"What happened?!"
"One minute the glass was there and the next minute it wasn't, it was like magic"
"PETUNIA HE SAID THE M WORD"
"What, magic?"
"PETUNIA HE SAID IT AGAIN! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS m a g i c"
"One minute the glass was there and the next minute it wasn't, it was like magic"
"PETUNIA HE SAID THE M WORD"
"What, magic?"
"PETUNIA HE SAID IT AGAIN! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS m a g i c"
4On 2024-05-10 at 19:14:16
"Or maybe that's just how you say the spell in my accent and you're just being classist"
"Hermione come on don't be classist"
"I wasn't being classist"
"Professor Hermiones classist"
"Hermione come on don't be classist"
"I wasn't being classist"
"Professor Hermiones classist"
44On 2024-05-10 at 08:21:45
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAH
Dumbledore said calmly, throwing him to the ground, kicking Harry whilst he is on the ground, pulling an AK-47 out of nowhere and shooting him, then casting, "Avada Kedavra" for good measure.
Dumbledore then cast the Cruciatus Curse and awarded 50 billion points to Slytherin politely
44On 2024-05-08 at 20:28:00
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAH
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1On 2024-05-07 at 21:47:39
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
Lore >>>>>>> vore 100%
1On 2024-04-28 at 11:23:41
“OH! DID U GET THE BROOMC LOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVURITE XD1!”
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On 2025-05-29 at 22:19:43
Anyone got Steam?
Someone in my family does. Why?
I just wanna add some people who are cool aid
I don't think you'd want to do it here unless you want to play golf all weekend lol
Dumb decision of me
On 2025-05-29 at 22:15:56
Anyone got Steam?
Someone in my family does. Why?
I just wanna add some people who are cool aid