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is this about the design or the function because either way it is heavily wrong

Chocophobia- the fear of Choco Island being picke lots of times in a row in online mode (@UKisthebest is chocophobic)

Also glitched I couldn't add you in the 1st chapter because I was halfway writing the chapter when you submitted

Yoshi LOVER: (Walks into a room) So this is where I wait for the race huh...
Mercury: Hey YL! Your late!
Everyone waves at YL and are sitting down in some sort of house and waiting to go to the next race
Charlie: YL You made it just in time for the first race, it starts in 10 mins!
Lakitu: Hiya everyone! since the race is about to start anyone who has anything they can cheat with give it to me
Sébastien: Ugh Fine, I'll still beat Yoshi LOVER...
Lakitu: Alright! Let's get onto the track!
Sankeh: Gotta go fassssstttttttttt!

Play Music for this section:
Lakitu: Alright everyone! Check the rules!
Macey: Yo YL! You should see these items
Yoshi LOVER: Wow! There are some odd but funny items in there though!
Sébastien: Ugh only nerds check the items, I don't need to (Looks over to starlly who has his eyes right on the info for the items checking them like a idiot)
Macey: Anyway....
Totallyindian: The race is going to start!

Play this music until it finishes or until next music appears:
Lakitu: Everybody welcome to Yoshi LOVER Circuit! A nice grassland full of grass and wildlife!
Lakitu: 3
Lakitu: 2
Lakitu: 1
Lakitu: GO!
Play this music:

Yoshi LOVER: Look an item box! (Gets A Item box and hits the person in 1st place with a red shell)
Magicallity: Your gonna Pay for that Weakling!
Starlly: Wow I got this... Lightsaber? Cool! (Starts throwing it like a boomerang)
Mercury: (Throws A Red Shell At Starlly)
Starlly: (Blocks the red shell with his lightsaber)
Dasher: I'ma try and take this shortcut with my mushroom! (Falls Into the lake) Oh no!
Meanwhile In the top 3 placements for right now They are all so close to each other
Yoshi LOVER: (Tries drifting but fails) aw man!
Explorer: Oh No!
Magicallity: (Passes YL And Explorer) Now this is payback!
Macey: (Gets A Thundershroom) Wow this is like a mushroom but faster and longer!
Magicallity: What??
Medicallity: Cya Bro!

Second Lap! Here are the placements so far!

1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Explorer
5th: Yoshi LOVER
6th: Boner
7th: Starlly
8th: Mercury
9th: Totallyindian
10th: Canada is underwater lol
11th: YoshayLOVER
12th: Mr Yawshi
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Sébastien
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Squishy


Squishy: W-wh- what is this?(Grabs a hyper bill which is a normal Bullet bill but WAY Faster and blinds any person it touches for 5 seconds)
Sankeh: w-why am I blinded?
Dasher: What happned? Why can't I see?
Sébastien: It doesn't matter (Accidently drives into a fence) What? I hit something wooden?
Charlie: (Avoids the Hyper Bill at the right time) How did I avoid that? (Gets A Bullet bill cannon which is a cannon that lasts for 10 seconds and you can shoot bullet bills at racers)
Dull: OW! (Gets hit by a bullet bill but avoids the hyper bill) Oh thanks I guess?
Mr Yawshi: What is this a Magic ball? (uses the item and everyone turns into a koopa)
Yes YES Take that you idiots! (Gets Hit by Hyper Bill)
Yoshay LOVER: Guys wait a sec (Gets Hit By hyper bill) Where is Evil YL and Cosmic?
Canada: Oh Yeah, That's odd, they might be in the next race!
totallyindian: Hmm I don't think so, cosmic before took peach's castle with the help of someone (looks at Sébastien) but I'm not sure  
Mercury: (Grabs a item called the shell bunch which has 1 of every shell kind and throws the 2 normal shells backwards and throws the blue shell) Take this (passes Starlly and Yoshi LOVER)
Starlly: OW!
Yoshi LOVER: With all of this star wars stuff I wouldn't be surprised if next race Osi Sobeck decided to race..
Mercury: Who?
Starlly: Some star wars character
Boner: Honestly No one cares

FINAL LAP! Here are the placements so far!

1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Squishy
5th: Explorer
6th: Mercury
7th: Boner
8th: Starlly
9th: Yoshi LOVER
10th: Totallyindian
11th: Yoshay LOVER
12th: Canada
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Mr Yawshi
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Sébastien

Macey: Ah the final lap this is intense!
Medicallity: Any thing could happen though...
Medicallity: Like what (Gets hit by a red shell)
Squishy: Heheheehehehehe
Mercury: Good job Squish!
Explorer: (Gets A abra) What's this do?
Abra: (Teleports away)
Explorer: Oh well!
Yoshi LOVER: Uhh Guys. Why do I hear Bullet Bill noises?
???: Yes a Bullet Bill
Macey: Who is that? WHAT HE JUST PASSED THE FINISH LINE BEFORE ME!
Boner: 💀💀💀

Lakitu: Alright everyone here are the placements

1st: Charlie = 30 Points
2nd: Macey = 25 Points
3rd: Medicallity = 20 Points
4th: Magicallity = 19 Points
5th: Squishy = 18 Points
6th: Mercury = 17 Points
7th: Boner = 16 Points
8th: Yoshi LOVER = 15 Points
9th: totallyindian = 14 Points
10th: Canada = 13 Points
11th: Yoshay LOVER = 10 Points
12th: Dull = 8 Points
13th: Starlly = 6 Points
14th: Explorer = 4 Points
15th: Sankeh = 2 Points
16th: Dasher = 0 Points
17th: Mr Yawshi = -2 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
18th: Sébastien = -4 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)


Back at the house...
Medicallity: Wow that was fun!
Macey: Why is someone knocking on the door... oooh I know, new racers!


Next Chapter Coming Soon

roblox getting sued is crazy

Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!

but can have bad luck sometimes

Episode 8: Sleepover Mayhem

did this fanfic die or what

Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d


Episode 6 featuring...

1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)

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in the locker, 10 minute break before the final race of the Mushroom Cup

Joshy: That race was wild, remember when we were taunting at the line? That was so funny!
Yoshi: I know right? *laughing* and that Ossama guy came in late and carried?
Ossama: Oh...it's nothing.
UK: Which track are we doing today anyway?
August: I think it was a land full of shy guys and stuf...shy guy hazard? Shy guy bastard? Oh! It was Shy Guy Bazaar!
WorldRecord: We need to make a plan!

12 minutes pass and 3 minutes remain until the final race

Joshy: I think we should get going for the race, Ima go get changed
UK: Same.
Sebastian: This gonna be sick!


after changing they head down to the race track
*crowd cheering*
Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Mushroom Cup! Today we will be racing on the Shy Guy Bazaar! Be careful, the shy guys get a little aggressive when new-comers step on their territory, but mostly they're friendly little guys!


Limey: Hey August, do you think we gon' win this race?
August: Yeah!
they walk into their karts
Joshy: Yo guys, i got a plan!
*Sebastian, UK, WorldRecord, August, Ossama, Yoshi ask what*
Joshy: That Pro Karter is on to something crazy, he wants to see us lose and cry, so let's try to try to drive in a wall formation while keeping our defense items on the back of our karts!
Sebastian: Thats heck of an idea!
UK: Damn bro, that's actually a good plan.

they get set up
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?!

Pro Karters: YEAH!
Team None: YES!

Lakitu: On your marks, get set....GO!!!

ZOOM!!!
Joshy: Wall formation!
their racing line forms a wall
Pro Karter #1: What the hell is this?

shy guy walking

La la la la la~. *sees kart*
UK: OH SHIT!! *swerves*
Shy Guy: AHHHHHH!!! *covers*
UK: *drives to shy guy* aw you poor thing, are you ok?
Shy Guy: Y-yes... thank you
UK: You look bored! Wanna hop in?
Shy Guy: Yeah!

a shy guy watches from the distance and mistakes hopping in for a ride for being kidnapped

Shy Guy: Oh no! He's being kidnapped! I need to go tell General Guy!

UK and Shy Guy
*catches up to the front pack*
Joshy: Hey UK, OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
*frowns*
UK: Hey! He's not no thing, he's a Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: hi...
Yoshi: AWWW! YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE!!
Sebastian: What's all the commotion? OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU SUCH A CUTIE
WorldRecord: What what? Lemme see too! *looks* AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Pro Karter #1: Hah! They're so distracted by that ugly thing, I can catch them off guard, and they don't know I have a formation plan too! Team! RELEASE THE RED SHELLS!
back with team none
August: Uhm...guys? Look behind you
Joshy: Oh shit! DEFENSE WALL FORMATION!
they block the red shells!
Joshy: See! My plans always work


Lakitu: SECOND LAP!
Ossama: Do y'all hear that? Or am I tripping?

General Guy: GIVE BACK MY SHY GUY!
AHHHHH!
UK: Okay. Which of you bitches decided to snitch?
Shy Guy: I did!! driving his little streetle
UK: You little BITCH!! *throws his red shell backwards*
Shy Guy: *dodges by swerving* Hey! Don't waste items now! *smirking*
UK: GRRRRRRR
Ossama: GUYS GENERAL GUY IS RIGHT THERE!
General Guy: RELEASE THE POW BLOCKS!!

BOOM!!!
Stella: What the heck is going on in the front? Ima go check it out! *zooms past*

Announcement: What is going on with the race?
Nommanic: Stella wait! Im coming too!
front pack

Shy Guy: Oh no! What have I done?!
UK: No no! Don't worry! I actually don't know how to stop this...
Yoshi: I got it! Give me the shy guy!
UK: *hands shy guy*
Yoshi: Thank you, MR GENERAL GUY!! HERE IS YOUR SHY GUY!! Be safe little guy!
Shy Guy: You too!
Yoshi: *they drive off* See! That was easy!
Ossama: Uhm, He's still chasing us.
birdo appears out of no where and starts shooting eggs
UK: WHAT THE HELL?! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WorldRecord: I think I get it! Since Shy Guys first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 that's why birdo was able to spawn, and shy guys have a master, which is General Guy who appeared in Paper Mario 64! So that means...WE NEED TO BEAT THE BOSSES IN THE GAME BUT...I don't have an NES or an N64.

Lakitu: FINAL LAP!!

Yoshi: Lucky for you I got a whole game set up in my kart! Hurry up it's the final lap!
starts up Mario Bros 2
Yoshi: HURRY UP AND BEAT BIRDO!!

UK: AHHH SHE'S SHOOTING EGGS!!
Sebastian: Well you're lucky they didn't break.
UK: Oh


He makes it to the birdo stage
WorldRecord: So I have to grab her eggs and throw them back!
beats birdo
WorldRecord: YES! Got it!
*birdo disappears*
WorldRecord: Now give me the Nintendo 64!
Yoshi: SHIT! HE'S SENDING A BUNCH OF HIS SHY GUYS
WorldRecord: IM GOING!!
Joshy: AHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE RACE!! HURRY!!!!!!
August: YOU STUPID LITTLE SHY GUYS!! GET OFF ME!!
WorldRecord:
General Guy: AHHHHHHHHH ILL COME BACK FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Lakitu: Race finished!

Results:
1. Yoshi
2. WorldRecord
3. Ossama
4.UK
5. August
6. Joshy
7. Stella
8. Nommanic
9. Sebastian
10. Zach
11. Miku
12. Max
13. Coolmonkey
14. Limey
15. Marcelo


WorldRecord: WE DID IT! I mean, I did it.
Yoshi: *in shock* OH? YOU MEAN WE DID IT?! Without me what would you use to stop them? Hmmm?
WorldRecord: Yeah..
Shy Guy: You saved us! Y'all did it!
August: Yeah!
UK: Amazing!
Joshy: Awesome!
Ossama: We did it!

Announcement: Well folks that the end of the Grand Prix! We hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix! This was a fun event to host! We will now hand the trophy to the winning team.

Announcer: Here is your trophy.
UK: WOOHOO!
Joshy: YEAHH!!!!
YOSHI: WE ROCK!
OSSAMA: WE'RE THE BEST!
WorldRecord: YES!!!
Coolmonkey: WE DID IT!!!

Stay tuned for "Episode 7: Rainbow Riot"

Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c


How to win a race episode 5 featuring...


1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)


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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*

Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.

Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.

Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.

mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.

*they all walk out*

Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!

Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...

Lakitu: Are you guys ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!

Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!

Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*

Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!

Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*

they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*

Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?

Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!

*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*

they exit and taunt at the finish line

Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...

*they both cross the line*

Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!


Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic

Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!

Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d