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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-05-08 at 15:47:32
I am a boy, and I'm bisexual, if you have something against that, I'm sorry
Oh, I forgot to mention. I'm also bisexual
4On 2023-05-07 at 14:31:15
I'm non-binary. If you can't accept that, get real.
What does that mean?It means I don't identify as either gender.
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[Fanfic] MKPC fantasy
On 2023-01-05 at 18:59:52
Episode 0: IlluZhion:
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
I think it's kind of obvious who the queen is if I'm the king
And by the way, I was born a vampire I didn't become one
It's fun to see the way fanfics implement you and Lemon.
In mine, Lemon is a famous person who your opponents make fun of...
HOLY-
YOU DIDN'T
Honestly these ships are getting on my goddamn nerves...
3On 2023-01-05 at 16:24:44
Episode 0: IlluZhion:
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
Illuzhion wakes from his coffin to a flashback of being bitten in the neck.
IlluZhion: Why do I have to see this again?
Servant: what sire?
IlluZhion: nothing Servant. Continue doing your job or whatever.
Servant: I was told to come here and remind you that you have to go to Toad Town for diplomacy.
IlluZhion: I hate diplomacy. It makes me so annoyed I'll have to kill someone to get over it.
IlluZhion appears in front of the Servant in a second and grabs him by the throat.
Servant: Ple...as...n..o..si..r.e
IlluZhion snaps the servants neck. Killing them instantly.
IlluZhion: Guess I have to get the caravan ready.
IlluZhion drops the corpse and goes to assemble a caravan.
2 hours later:
The caravan was boring. The closet thing to fun was the rabbit hopping by and hiw much it screeched when it got bitten. He let it free. An elf had recently joined the caravan, seemed in a rush. The elf was extremely rude though. He decided to follow the elf.
Person: So what brings an elf towards Toad Town
elf: Could you shut up mayfly? I just joined for coin ok!
Person: Why are you so rude? I should get the king to kill you.
elf: Ha, you think your king can kill me mayfly? Odds are he'd die.
Person: I'm going to go tell him.
IlluZhion: Do you really think I'll care about something so menial?
Person: If you were a good ruler...
IlluZhion: so I'm not a good ruler?
Person: No...
IlluZhion: what about our true ruler?
Person: They don't do anything...
IlluZhion: so now you insult the queen?
Person: Yes. And what are you going to do about it.
IlluZhion gasps
IlluZhion: I do this I the name of the queen.
IlluZhion rips the person to shreds.
IlluZhion: and don't think I forgot about you elf..
The elf was already long gone.
IlluZhion made it to Toad Town and found it had been taken by his good friend Toad.
Zombie duke: Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsss
Toad: Yes you can go have fun at the pub with your friends when it gets dark.
IlluZhion: I see you got a new slave.
Toad: Ah IlluZhion,
just who I wanted to see, about those peace treaties we agreed to. Want to break some of them with our allies?
IlluZhion: *laughs* ah but of course I do my fungi friend.
Toad: good we can get the alliance together again.
IlluZhion: could I go to the bar with your slaves?
Toad: Eh sure, why not?
What will happen to the heroes at the bar? Who is the queen? Find out some other time.
I think it's kind of obvious who the queen is if I'm the king
And by the way, I was born a vampire I didn't become one
On 2023-01-02 at 15:11:20
Hmmm... can I be on the side of destruction? Order is for puritanical killjoy pansies 
1On 2023-01-01 at 16:00:53
Name: IlluZhion
Personality: Same as the one I chose for MKPC Heroes
Color: Purple
Species: Vampire
Additional Info: Nihilistic, a goth, can summon ghosts, hates it when people say things that berate Lemon/go against her honor
Abilities: Manipulation of fate, time and space, can summon ghosts, stores a mysterious hypnotic substance in fangs
Personality: Same as the one I chose for MKPC Heroes
Color: Purple
Species: Vampire
Additional Info: Nihilistic, a goth, can summon ghosts, hates it when people say things that berate Lemon/go against her honor
Abilities: Manipulation of fate, time and space, can summon ghosts, stores a mysterious hypnotic substance in fangs
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My apologies (again)
On 2023-08-23 at 21:44:41
Yup I'm apologizing again, who's down to be the one calling me bitchmade this time ?
Should have probably not said this because I bet the whole everglow's net worth that Nudge is gonna do it, lmfao.
Sorry about what ? Sorry about many things that are coming from IRL problems but that you guys should never have been the victims of. For example, I have really been rude with you, @Senko, I hope you can forgive me, even although what I did and said was wrong. I am also sorry to @toto-video_68_63,
what I said was rude and I could have put it in a much more respectful way, I am sorry. I'm sorry to @TheNudgeZone too, I probably annoyed him a lot nowadays in PM. @Watermelon_Psychoneko sorry too, in PM you have to hear my problems everyday and it might worsen your mood with things that aren't regarding you, so I'm sorry about that too, and I'm also sorry about the harsh responses I posted. I'm just in an unstable state of mind nowadays and that's why I'm much ruder, but that's not an excuse and I really apologize to anyone hurt by what I did or said.
Notably @VC, etc. Due to the prank. My prank was unnecessary and immature and yet I threw the blame on you all. That's shameful, I won't do that again. And that's also quite hypocritical because I just posted an essay to try to improve the forum precendellty, but worsened a lot those recent days.
I once more sincerely apologize because my personal problems are worsening this forum everyday while I'm trying to help, at the same time. Which makes me lose my credibility.
Anyways, have a good day, and sorry.
Should have probably not said this because I bet the whole everglow's net worth that Nudge is gonna do it, lmfao.
Sorry about what ? Sorry about many things that are coming from IRL problems but that you guys should never have been the victims of. For example, I have really been rude with you, @Senko, I hope you can forgive me, even although what I did and said was wrong. I am also sorry to @toto-video_68_63,
what I said was rude and I could have put it in a much more respectful way, I am sorry. I'm sorry to @TheNudgeZone too, I probably annoyed him a lot nowadays in PM. @Watermelon_Psychoneko sorry too, in PM you have to hear my problems everyday and it might worsen your mood with things that aren't regarding you, so I'm sorry about that too, and I'm also sorry about the harsh responses I posted. I'm just in an unstable state of mind nowadays and that's why I'm much ruder, but that's not an excuse and I really apologize to anyone hurt by what I did or said.
Notably @VC, etc. Due to the prank. My prank was unnecessary and immature and yet I threw the blame on you all. That's shameful, I won't do that again. And that's also quite hypocritical because I just posted an essay to try to improve the forum precendellty, but worsened a lot those recent days.
I once more sincerely apologize because my personal problems are worsening this forum everyday while I'm trying to help, at the same time. Which makes me lose my credibility.
Anyways, have a good day, and sorry.
Uhhh, what is there to even apologize for? I just ask you about your day and you're honest with me, that's not a problem. I'm not hurt or burdened by it in the slightest. In fact, it's better to vent to someone than just bottle it up. Please Lely, don't beat yourself up over this. I'm proud to call you m bestie because you're a kind and compassionate person, not because I'm burdened by your issues (which as I've stated prior, I'm not) and I just want to impress you. And if I did have a problem, I would just say that I don't want to hear it or even opt for misogyny. Please, don't be too harsh on yourself for something I don't even consider a problem. It's okay bestie, I'm here for ya
rare illuzhion w
Actually, he's our bestie
1On 2023-08-23 at 21:32:47
Yup I'm apologizing again, who's down to be the one calling me bitchmade this time ?
Should have probably not said this because I bet the whole everglow's net worth that Nudge is gonna do it, lmfao.
Sorry about what ? Sorry about many things that are coming from IRL problems but that you guys should never have been the victims of. For example, I have really been rude with you, @Senko, I hope you can forgive me, even although what I did and said was wrong. I am also sorry to @toto-video_68_63,
what I said was rude and I could have put it in a much more respectful way, I am sorry. I'm sorry to @TheNudgeZone too, I probably annoyed him a lot nowadays in PM. @Watermelon_Psychoneko sorry too, in PM you have to hear my problems everyday and it might worsen your mood with things that aren't regarding you, so I'm sorry about that too, and I'm also sorry about the harsh responses I posted. I'm just in an unstable state of mind nowadays and that's why I'm much ruder, but that's not an excuse and I really apologize to anyone hurt by what I did or said.
Notably @VC, etc. Due to the prank. My prank was unnecessary and immature and yet I threw the blame on you all. That's shameful, I won't do that again. And that's also quite hypocritical because I just posted an essay to try to improve the forum precendellty, but worsened a lot those recent days.
I once more sincerely apologize because my personal problems are worsening this forum everyday while I'm trying to help, at the same time. Which makes me lose my credibility.
Anyways, have a good day, and sorry.
Should have probably not said this because I bet the whole everglow's net worth that Nudge is gonna do it, lmfao.
Sorry about what ? Sorry about many things that are coming from IRL problems but that you guys should never have been the victims of. For example, I have really been rude with you, @Senko, I hope you can forgive me, even although what I did and said was wrong. I am also sorry to @toto-video_68_63,
what I said was rude and I could have put it in a much more respectful way, I am sorry. I'm sorry to @TheNudgeZone too, I probably annoyed him a lot nowadays in PM. @Watermelon_Psychoneko sorry too, in PM you have to hear my problems everyday and it might worsen your mood with things that aren't regarding you, so I'm sorry about that too, and I'm also sorry about the harsh responses I posted. I'm just in an unstable state of mind nowadays and that's why I'm much ruder, but that's not an excuse and I really apologize to anyone hurt by what I did or said.
Notably @VC, etc. Due to the prank. My prank was unnecessary and immature and yet I threw the blame on you all. That's shameful, I won't do that again. And that's also quite hypocritical because I just posted an essay to try to improve the forum precendellty, but worsened a lot those recent days.
I once more sincerely apologize because my personal problems are worsening this forum everyday while I'm trying to help, at the same time. Which makes me lose my credibility.
Anyways, have a good day, and sorry.
Uhhh, what is there to even apologize for? I just ask you about your day and you're honest with me, that's not a problem. I'm not hurt or burdened by it in the slightest. In fact, it's better to vent to someone than just bottle it up. Please Lely, don't beat yourself up over this. I'm proud to call you my bestie because you're a kind and compassionate person, not because I'm burdened by your issues (which as I've stated prior, I'm not) and I just want to impress you. And if I did have a problem, I would just say that I don't want to hear it or even opt for misogyny. Please, don't be too harsh on yourself for something I don't even consider a problem. It's okay bestie, I'm here for ya
EDIT: Max, uhhh... this wasn't really meant to be funny but okay I guess
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1Favorite MKPC Player and why
On 2023-08-22 at 22:03:26
Ouchy's favorite MKPC player:
On 2023-07-31 at 10:44:54
So? do you have a problem with me not talking about a 24 to 25 year old plumber saving a princess thats 16 or anything like that, you're mad at me for talking about my favorite frachise?
Bro's mad at us for correcting his stupidness of not understanding 5 simple words
Exactly, in what language does 'Favorite MKPC Player and Why' mean 'Rant About Video Game Characters and their Anomalies' 💀
On 2023-07-30 at 22:16:00
look up how old is mario and same for peach if you dont believe me.
That's non-canon, if you don't believe me on that, go play Yoshi's Island DS, Peach and Mario are both babies. Also, I don't mean to sound weird but would Peach have such a defined figure at 16? Not to mention the fact that she single-handedly rules a kingdom that gets attacked every few days, and that a freaking kaiju is simping for her and trying to get her hand in marriage?
On 2023-07-30 at 22:09:10
So? do you have a problem with me not talking about a 24 to 25 year old plumber saving a princess thats 16 or anything like that, you're mad at me for talking about my favorite frachise?
I ain't mad in the slightest, I'm just saying this is the wrong topic 💀
On 2023-07-30 at 20:01:49
My favorite character is from a different game, have you ever played pokemon to discover that you encounter a shiny shellder and evolve it. It was my first shiny and i named it Neptune, such a pretty shiny 
Uhh, this is about MKPC users, not fictional characters. There are topics that exist for talking about fictional characters.
On 2023-07-30 at 17:05:24
Not a big fan of this topic, but here are a few people on this site who are amazing:
@NekoUwU : 'BiAs FoR mY gIrLfRiEnD' - no but in all honesty, she's an amazing person, she's kind and would never hold a grudge unless it came to it - and yes, I do love her
@Invu : One of my first friends on this site and comforted me when I was going through tough times, also he makes phenomenal tracks
@xrunner48 : One of my best friends on this site, he's a funny person and he's really nice
@PrimeTime : Actively tries to make the site a better place, he's really kind
@Noob68 : Not very active on this site anymore, but he's a great person nonetheless
@Bluemwcar : He's amazing when it comes to both character and track making, he shows respect to everyone even if he can be a bit of a troll
@TheNudgyHampter : He's funny and considerate even if he can come off completely differently at times, he's an amazing track maker as well
@osc-omb : This guy is simply amazing. He's funny and makes a ton of cool tracks (look up SBOK and you'll see what I mean)
@BowserJr03 : He's just way too good at track making, but he's also nice to talk to, even if we haven't talked much lol
@NekoUwU : 'BiAs FoR mY gIrLfRiEnD' - no but in all honesty, she's an amazing person, she's kind and would never hold a grudge unless it came to it - and yes, I do love her
@Invu : One of my first friends on this site and comforted me when I was going through tough times, also he makes phenomenal tracks
@xrunner48 : One of my best friends on this site, he's a funny person and he's really nice
@PrimeTime : Actively tries to make the site a better place, he's really kind
@Noob68 : Not very active on this site anymore, but he's a great person nonetheless
@Bluemwcar : He's amazing when it comes to both character and track making, he shows respect to everyone even if he can be a bit of a troll
@TheNudgyHampter : He's funny and considerate even if he can come off completely differently at times, he's an amazing track maker as well
@osc-omb : This guy is simply amazing. He's funny and makes a ton of cool tracks (look up SBOK and you'll see what I mean)
@BowserJr03 : He's just way too good at track making, but he's also nice to talk to, even if we haven't talked much lol
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1The Sqeual To Complete Kart: Ultra Kart: PC Edition
Write your hottest takes here
On 2023-08-14 at 00:02:53
daisy is overrated
I will never recover from that grumpy teenage squeal...
1On 2023-08-10 at 08:14:24
Anyway a hot take from me: Super Paper Mario is the best Paper Mario and the best 2D Mario. New Super Mario Bros. has just gotten bland.
A second hot take: Dark Souls isn't scary, and it's one of the best games in existence. The soundtrack is phenomenal and atmospheric, the boss fights are immaculate and really well designed, everything just screams 'epic' to me.
A second hot take: Dark Souls isn't scary, and it's one of the best games in existence. The soundtrack is phenomenal and atmospheric, the boss fights are immaculate and really well designed, everything just screams 'epic' to me.
On 2023-08-10 at 08:10:36
Nintendo should drop hybrid consoles and go back to releasing a handheld and home console at the same time, and one of the next consoles should not be a Switch 2, as all previous sequel consoles sold worse than the originals.
NES - 61.9M sold
SNES - 41.9M sold
Game Boy - 118.7M sold
Game Boy Advance - 81-5M sold
DS - 154M sold
3DS - 75.9M sold
Wii - 101.6M sold
Wii U - 13.5M sold
NES - 61.9M sold
SNES - 41.9M sold
Game Boy - 118.7M sold
Game Boy Advance - 81-5M sold
DS - 154M sold
3DS - 75.9M sold
Wii - 101.6M sold
Wii U - 13.5M sold
Sounds like a nice idea, but most external sources say it's probably gonna be another hybrid console...
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