[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2024 Season)
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11492 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-03-19 at 02:08:52
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
"Appealing?" That's a new one.
2On 2024-03-19 at 03:25:48
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
"Appealing?" That's a new one.
What is wrong with my wording again 😭
On 2024-03-19 at 09:15:53
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
Me in this episode:
"I am my Mother's savage daughter,
The one who runs barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
I am my mother's savage daughter,
I will not cut my hairs,
I will not lower my voice..."
On 2024-03-19 at 13:46:32
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
"Appealing?" That's a new one.
What is wrong with my wording again 😭
Nothing. But "appealing" is interesting. I didn't know you sw me that way, is all.
On 2024-03-21 at 01:01:24
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
On 2024-03-21 at 01:28:00
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
On 2024-03-21 at 01:37:21
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
Ah no I just meant I would start writing for this again. Dw it's steady for now.
1On 2024-03-21 at 01:49:48
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
Ah no I just meant I would start writing for this again. Dw it's steady for now.
Emphasis on "for now", right?
2On 2024-03-21 at 08:02:56
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
Ah no I just meant I would start writing for this again. Dw it's steady for now.
Emphasis on "for now", right?
Nah, I really think that this fanfic has a lot of potential. I think there is too much fighting though, I should probably reduce it a bit
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Chapter 4 : Behind The Mask
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
Lely's POV
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
Max's POV
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
Nudge's POV
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
Alice's POV
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
Ben's POV
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
VC's POV
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Krazey's POV
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
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Chapter 4 : Behind The Mask
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
Lely's POV
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
Max's POV
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
Nudge's POV
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
Alice's POV
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
Ben's POV
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
VC's POV
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Krazey's POV
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
Holy crap! There is already violence!
1On 2024-03-26 at 01:55:43
Eli 15
Lely 10
Max 10
James 8
Nudge 7
Ben 7
Krazey 7
Alice 6
VC 5
Noob 4
Dayzi 3
Choco 3
Angrybird 3
For a centric episode, I think it's great. The others' appearances were quite rushed, but that will evolve in the future.
Lely 10
Max 10
James 8
Nudge 7
Ben 7
Krazey 7
Alice 6
VC 5
Noob 4
Dayzi 3
Choco 3
Angrybird 3
For a centric episode, I think it's great. The others' appearances were quite rushed, but that will evolve in the future.
On 2024-03-26 at 01:58:54
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
I like how Eli's go-to intimidation technique is quoting Avril Lavigne.
1On 2024-03-26 at 02:00:25
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
I like how Eli's go-to intimidation technique is quoting Avril Lavigne.
On 2024-03-29 at 23:57:21
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
I like how Eli's go-to intimidation technique is quoting Avril Lavigne.
lol. I have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about.
On 2024-03-30 at 03:41:14
erm, can i still join?
1On 2024-03-30 at 04:11:27
Okay so, I definitively need a break from MKPCverse Season 4, mainly because I am not sure in which direction I'm going and because I want to bring back some old concept of mine. MKPC Archipel is a game where basically, people get sent to an archipel and have to live together in huts, while also competing daily. At the end of the competition season, the winner(s) receives 1 million dollars.
I need 10 people for this.
To join, you need :
- Name
- Color
- Personnality
- Anything else you want to add (pronouns, species, NO ABILITIES, appearance etc.)
People who might be interested :
@TheNudgyHampter
@Senko
@Dietsoda
@Xx-Alyssa-xX
@osc-omb
@Noob68
@NotThatKrazey
@VC
@Dayzi_MK
@TwilightGD
Eli : Has ADHD, loves music, loves his family a bit too much to the point he can get overprotective, anxiety depression and a hopeless romantic.
VC : A calm, quiet and mature person. She is an artist that likes to be alone. Her hatred for Toadboi is so strong that she still feels it even when he isn't around.
Krazey : If anyone here is down to Earth, and realistic as it ever gets, it's Krazey. A deranged rambler who sees things like they brutally are and a pervert on the sides...
Alice : a kind, energetic and considerate person who often can be a shoulder to cry on, although she is quite emotional too. She wishes to protect her friends and loved ones until her last breath and will fight if they are in danger. On top of that, she is also an avid artist who loves to draw and to make music.
Choco : A polite introvert who doesn't reveal much about their personnality.
James : Not always well integrated in society, he discovers new things every day and wants to share it with others to feel like he has a place with them, but his ways aren't the best and tend to have the opposite effect. Gets in so many difhts and projects that his mental health comes out scattered, while annoying others.
Lely : An oversensitive person who tends to be extremely annoying without wishing it. He is very kind and caring but people tend to see it as cringe, or too much, or even idealistic. Can be extremely dumb, has rare moments though, and tends to overreact a lot when he feels overwhelmed by the situation or when he is afraid that his loved ones or himself will get hurt. A scaredy cat who acts like a dumb dog.
Max : A kitsune (a foxgirl thing) who is QUITE overprotective of that one person. He isn't that agressive, he's rather lazy, yet he does react when he's pissed off, to extents where he regrets it afterwards.
Dayzi : Lazy, pessimistic, pessimistic, quite shy and can stutter occasionally. Happiest when alone.
Nudge : A cunning, smart genius who can be very brash, arrogant and kind of devious, he won't hesitate one second to insult or kill someone if he feels like doing so. His way or the highway.
Ben : Apparently looks big and mean, but still quite gentle. He does rizz and lift weights... but are people actually impressed ?
Angrybird : Nice, kind and smart.
I need 10 people for this.
To join, you need :
- Name
- Color
- Personnality
- Anything else you want to add (pronouns, species, NO ABILITIES, appearance etc.)
People who might be interested :
@TheNudgyHampter
@Senko
@Dietsoda
@Xx-Alyssa-xX
@osc-omb
@Noob68
@NotThatKrazey
@VC
@Dayzi_MK
@TwilightGD
Eli : Has ADHD, loves music, loves his family a bit too much to the point he can get overprotective, anxiety depression and a hopeless romantic.
VC : A calm, quiet and mature person. She is an artist that likes to be alone. Her hatred for Toadboi is so strong that she still feels it even when he isn't around.
Krazey : If anyone here is down to Earth, and realistic as it ever gets, it's Krazey. A deranged rambler who sees things like they brutally are and a pervert on the sides...
Alice : a kind, energetic and considerate person who often can be a shoulder to cry on, although she is quite emotional too. She wishes to protect her friends and loved ones until her last breath and will fight if they are in danger. On top of that, she is also an avid artist who loves to draw and to make music.
Choco : A polite introvert who doesn't reveal much about their personnality.
James : Not always well integrated in society, he discovers new things every day and wants to share it with others to feel like he has a place with them, but his ways aren't the best and tend to have the opposite effect. Gets in so many difhts and projects that his mental health comes out scattered, while annoying others.
Lely : An oversensitive person who tends to be extremely annoying without wishing it. He is very kind and caring but people tend to see it as cringe, or too much, or even idealistic. Can be extremely dumb, has rare moments though, and tends to overreact a lot when he feels overwhelmed by the situation or when he is afraid that his loved ones or himself will get hurt. A scaredy cat who acts like a dumb dog.
Max : A kitsune (a foxgirl thing) who is QUITE overprotective of that one person. He isn't that agressive, he's rather lazy, yet he does react when he's pissed off, to extents where he regrets it afterwards.
Dayzi : Lazy, pessimistic, pessimistic, quite shy and can stutter occasionally. Happiest when alone.
Nudge : A cunning, smart genius who can be very brash, arrogant and kind of devious, he won't hesitate one second to insult or kill someone if he feels like doing so. His way or the highway.
Ben : Apparently looks big and mean, but still quite gentle. He does rizz and lift weights... but are people actually impressed ?
Angrybird : Nice, kind and smart.
Here's my info
Online username: RedPikmin95
IRL full name: Scorchy Red (sometimes called by his online username. most people call him by first name)
Color: Red (duh)
Personality: ADHDistic, likes music and gaming
Species: Pikmin
Gender/Sex: Male
Height: 1.14 in.
Weight: 250 mm.
Age: 14 (I know I am 11 IRL, but Scorchy Red is different)
Appearance: A Red Pikmin with a red sweater with a fire decal with Mario-esque eyes
Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them
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On 2024-03-30 at 23:54:41
ill join
name
oke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
1On 2024-03-31 at 00:03:51
Neither of you is joining
On 2024-03-31 at 00:05:16
ill join
nameoke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
why the fuck would I be your friend I don't even know who you are
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