[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]

No, I just didn't include everyone in the first episode (Ashton, Mysteryman etc.)

Chapter 1 - Underwater
Once Noob left Max, he came back to thirty teenagers talking at the same time.
Chilli : Come on, WHY WON'T YOU BURN FOR THE LOVE OF--
Pigeon : You've been trying for a whopping 5 minutes, it is not going to work. Use your brain
Chilli : Do me a favor and go back to chirping lessons in Mario Maker 2
Pigeon : I will not take such level of disrespect. This is going to be reported to the mods asap.
Krazey : This looks like a 40-year old Karen arguing with a teenager with the big bad boy complex. Y'all should stop.
D4rk : Yuh this is so not giving like no girl you didn't ate that, gydatt
Jey : Cringe people
Nudge : Rare Jey W
Jey : You're cringe too
Nudge : Common Jey L
Daisanko : May I remind you that while we are "discussing" about random things, Lely is waiting somewhere.
Luq : What if we aren't allowed to visit him yet for some reasons ?
Daisanko : You can't know if you don't try. That's as simple as it ever gets.
DPK : Wise words 👍
Slowly, Daisanko, with the help of Noob, convinced everyone to move and go to the main hospital of MKPCverse, assuming Lely was there.
Staff : Hello, who are you looking for ?
Daisanko : Lely ?
Staff : Oh ! Well... hehehe... not possible to visit him right now !
Daisanko : Wait, what ? Did anything happen ?
Staff : The drains have leaked in his room and they have flooded the whole floor he was in... his room is half filled with water now. He just has to stay there until we are able to fix this. His door was locked before the incident, so... he is stuck there. But he'll be fine.
Daisanko : Are you kidding me ? That's next level unprofessionalism. I'm going.
Daisanko, then followed by Noob, Nudge, Osc and Princess, started running through the hallways. The rest decided to argue with the staff, except Jey who was trying to figure out how to hack the hospital systems.
Nurse : NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS !
Princess : Screw this, bitch. You fucked up, now at least let us make up for it.
Nudge : I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DIE ! I WANT TO BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH, NOT SOME SHITTY INCIDENT !!
Osc : As expected 💀
Noob : We don't even know where Lely is though, so what technically is the point of running ?
Daisanko : True. Let's slow down.
In the meanwhile...
Fiery : Yeah so this is why I created the crivility vaccine. We can't just deal with Gen Alpha slang 24/7.
Nurse : Ah... you mean the song that goes sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma ?
Fiery : AHHHH MY EARS !
Nurse : But aren't you part of Gen Alpha though ?
Fiery : I am but SHUT UP-- Oh, hello Nudge ! What are y'all doing here ?
Nudge : Tell us where Lely is or you get locked up with this song for eternity.
Fiery : Well I don't know, do you think I work here ?
Princess : Then what were you doing ?
Fiery : Presenting them the crivility vaccine ! It's very important--
Princess : Listen we have no time for this *breaks the tubes*
Fiery : NO !!! THIS TOOK ME ONE HOUR TO MAKE !!!
Nudge : As a science nerd, this is officially false, your vaccine is salt water.
Nurse : WHAT ? WERE YOU TRYING TO SCAM US ?
Fiery : Well yeah when I tested it on some random kids it worked !
Princess : They probably just choked on it due to how salty it is ! Now come along and help us find Lely before he drowns.
Fiery : This is never gonna work ! I didn't even know a floor was flooded !
Princess : That's not it, you just didn't bother to ask !
Fiery : WHY THE HELL WOULD I RANDOMLY ASK IF A FLOOR IS FLOODED ? THAT SHIT DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT RANDOMLY EVERY DAY.
Osc : Why are we yelling ? Besides, he's probably already dead, Fiery is right. But--
Lely : AHHHHH ! HELP !
Lely opened the stairway's door, water rushing and visibly flooding this floor now.
Fiery : I KNEW IT ! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF GEN ALPHA ! I NEED TO SEND A LAST PRAYER BEFORE I DIE ! AAHHHHHHH !
Nudge : Shit is fine until I don't know how to swim
Osc : Well, what a way to learn !
Noob : Please. Just don't tell my parents that I wasn't straight.
Fiery : LISTEN THIS IS NOT THE SUBJECT !
While Lely just got carried in a completely different direction due to the wave, the hospital was literally under chaos. Water rushed, making big waves. Everyone fell to the ground and desperately tried to get a grip on something, but not anybody could get not even the slightest grasp of control over this. The MKPCians hurried, tried to find a plan, but there was no time and they could only jump out of the nearest window.

To end up falling in a deep lake surrounding the hospital. Nudge, who didn't know how to swim, just asked Osc to push him towards one shore of the lake, so that he could climb on the rocks underwater until he made his way up to the shoreline. The hospital, having a lot of electric cords, just started burning, until he fell on the other side of the lake.
Osc : Why does this always happen to us ??
Knoah : Yeah !
Max : See what Lely has dragged you all into. We tried to see him, some of you even tried to save him, and we ended up almost dying. The hospital collapsed on itself, it burnt, and we almost died. For one person. For one person that should not even be that important. Would you have done that for Knoah or KirbyBoy ? Would you ? He isn't more than them.
Princess : OH MY GOD MAX SHUT UP !
Max : Hah ! And why should I ?
Princess : Because you aren't even realizing what you are saying right now. You have been unbearable since morning, not even caring about him surviving in the slightest. Everything you care about is that you got hurt trying to save him... yes, we all got hurt during this journey, but him too. He never asked for us to do that, and we are still doing it. A lot of shit happens to him too, he is also hurt by this. How can you be such a selfish BITCH, ONLY THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE MORE THAN THIRTY PEOPLE HERE HAVE LIVED THE SAME THING ? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO HAVE YOU REPEATEDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. YES WE TRIED TO SAVE HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO HELP HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. IN THE END, WE ALL FELL INTO THE SAME DARN SWAMP WITH DUMB GOOSES FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER ! But the point is, the five of us tried our best. And you, you did not. SO QUIT BEING A BITCH !
Max : You don't understand my pain, you never will, because you only want to destroy me and use me as the scapegoat.
Nudge : Get the hell out of copium world, this is not it.
Max : It's always the copium. No I did not took any of that shit, that's the truth. I know you all hate me anyways.
Osc : Maybe we wouldn't if you weren't making a show out of yourself. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Krazey : Why are we fighting, guys ?
Nudge : Max thinks that hating on Lely is gonna fix his mental health
Fiery : This feels absolutely unnecessary
Pigeon : This message was unnecessary. Use the dragon reaction
Jey : Exactly !
Max : I don't need to fix anything. You, however, you do. Start by fixing your dumb face and add a brain behind those fish eyes.
Nudge : The fuck ? Is a nerd commenting about looks ?
Max : The nerd is you. Look at the math riddles you solve every day.
Nudge : Yeah but I'm not a nerd physically, unlike you
Max : Why are we talking about looks ??
Princess : YOU WERE THE ONE TO BRING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING
Max : Quite hypocritical of you to say that. You shower in sake every night.  
Princess : DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY OH MY GOD
Max : What you are going to take literally is this. *slaps Illu in the face*
Illu just stared at Max, until...
Princess : So you want to take it that way ? Well bitch, you don't know who you're messing with.
And that was enough for the both of them to start punching each other on the shoreline of a swamp.
DPK : This is unbelievably crazy.
Fiery : Yeah. We've had tons of fights before and we keep on arguing and on generating drama every day, but we have never gotten physical over each other.
D4rk : Oh my god slay ! Gyatt. Girlypop popped off. W Rizz in Ohio. You got fanum taxxed. Skibidi sussy baka sigma. Perfect TikTok 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩💅💅💅💅💅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fiery : Shut up before I push you in the pond !!!
D4rk : Oh my god, I love you but... this is giving abusive parents vibes. Please organize funds so that I can survive such abuse 😭😭😭😭😭
Chilli : Can't even do anything with your little mushroomy arms !
Luq : Oh my god shut up !

Noob : You know what's funny ?
When he said that, everyone turned around. For once, they all managed to shut up, and silence took over the pond, until Noob started speaking calmly.
Noob : Truth is that we don't know why we are even arguing in the first place. I don't want to be mean but both of you are throwing hands at each other for something that is out of our grasp. I get it, when Lely disappeared, we finally had a calmer life after such a harsh journey, so you aren't happy to go back into this daily life. But is that a reason to yell at each other like that ? No. Max, this friendship is breaking apart, and it's not because of Lely, it's because you think it's Lely.


MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end

Do the Europeans ever stop arguing? Geez.
Also are we gonna gloss over the fact that the hospital was flooded in the first place? And it clearly wasn't the ground floor cuz we got inside? Like, what?

"You shower in sake every night"
Yay drunk Illu is back

Also me fighting Max is hilarious, I hope I scratched his nerdy ass foxgirl thing tail
Seriously what a pretentious little kitsune
Was NOT expecting Max to be the one who didn't give a shit about Lely

EDIT: That part with the crivility vaccine being too salty and me saying 'The kids probably choked on it due to how salty it is' is ironic since I have insanely high blood pressure lol

That's odd, I always remembered you being overly clingy and protective of Lely

yeah, you should FINISH HIM

alright everyone I am orchestrating an army for the execution of Pigeon because he tampered with my vaccines in MKPCverse so let’s get his ass!!!!

Nothing has been the same ever since Noob did his voice reveal

wait a fwuring minute

could i join this

i think u know who i am and my personalityall of that

You are already in bruh

that has been bugging me for the last 15 minutes. i must answer.

there is a lot of factors that matter about this. how long has the body died , what is the type of the train, the wheel width, wind direction, how long does it count as blood to count as being on the wheels as well as the placement of the body and probably many more.

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Let's assume that the body has literally died seconds ago, the wind is blowing towards the direction the train is coming from, and the train is a 1435 mm (4 ft 8+1⁄2 in) wheel width Standard-gauge railway train and it hit right in the middle of the body that was placed in parallel to the direction of the train. An average adult contains five to six quarts (roughly 4.7 to 5.7 liters, let's assume 5 for simplicity) of blood, accounting for approximately 7% of their total body weight. The train will completely squish the body. If the train won't derail, I'd say if even touching the wheels would count, about 4 liters would hit the wheels. But over 99% wouldn't even stick to the wheels because most of them are made out of steel.
please dont ask me ahy i made an essay out of this for no reason

Dude absolutely cooked

Took it to a whole new level lmao

if you know axol from the other fanfic.. just do that or just do how you feel about me irl

Chapter 2 : Shattered Friendships
After a long silence, Max somehow found a way to continue speaking (again)
Max : I think it's Lely ! And I am right.
Pianta : It's literally not him it's yourself
Max : How though ?
Pianta : I'm gonna tell you how. Lely was already such a crybaby, but you right now are worse, considering that you are not crying on your destiny, but on someone. You are worsening the mood so much and only thinking about yourself when everybody lives the same thing. I am done. Always whining and saying shit. I am done, we are done.
Max : I am done too. This is why I am speaking in the first place.
Pianta : Well, why are you speaking ? You are wasting your energy and you are wasting ours too.
Max : You are a waste of my energy too
Nudge : So your only counterpart to everything is to say "you too". You would fit right into a kindergarten.
Pigeon : Stop being mean to people ! I will report you to the moderation team.
Pianta : I am a police officer, which is what you could call a moderator. Get down from your birdhouse and stop annoying everyone.
Fiery : That's right
DPK : I don't even know what we could do more at this point... we are not gonna bicker with each other here all day, are we ?
Luq : There are some odds that we will
DPK : That's not the smartest way out though...
Luq : Well, Max used to be smart and kind. But right now, he is iust annoying and nobody wants to deal with these complaints for any longer.

Krazey : Welp, guess we have to witness another drama unfold right in front of us. But where are the drinks ? And where is the popcorn ?
Fiery : Nobody brought any
Osc : L conditions tbh. I like me some popcorn when I watch Max get mad for no absolute reason.
Max : See this is not about you
Osc : It is about me ! You are ruining my mood with your drama. At least let me enjoy it properly !
D4rk : Nah, but this place be giving all the cheap vibes. 0.69, red flag, do not recommend. Notslay. Thank you next !
Fiery : Please just talk normally...
D4rk : This is normal for me... also, wtf ? Did you just enslave me and said I had to obey you and retract my freedom of speech so that you--
Illu : Say one more thing and you will be our stir fried meal for the evening. There seems to be enough meat on the bones.
Nudge : Meat on the bone
Osc : MEAT ON THE BONE
Jey : This was not funny.
Nudge : Your existence was not funny
Jey : Why are you using "was" ?Are you implying I'm dead ?
Nudge : Shit you learnt English
Osc : Only the Karen vocabulary
Pigeon : This is bullying ! This is ganging up !
Osc : See who taught him ?
Nudge : Who's surprised ?
Pigeon : You know what, I have HAD it with EVERYONE here ! Are you all gonna collectively going to let those people make fun of me as if I had no feelings ? I have feelings, ya know ! And labelling them as unimportant just because you don't like me is a very immoral action. I hope karma strikes you, you bitches, so that you can fall on your big ass and reflect on yourself and your faces covered in acne.
Chilli : Bro went from Karen language to Eminem wannabe language
Jey : He is right though ! I am leaving along with him.
Krazey : Watch at them go ! Hope the door hits your ass on the way out, you'll be begging to come back in like 3 days.
Fiery : With Jey and Pigeon out, I think most of the drama is gone now
xrunner : Well I've been thinking about leaving too.
Fiery : Wait what ?
xrunner : There are other ; and better things to do than to get caught up in unwanted drama every day. Maybe some of y'all have the required patience to keep on going, but I don't. Peace out.
Dietsoda : Well I'm leaving too. Always hesitated, but if my brother leaves, I'm leaving too.
Fiery : Wait so is everyone-
D4rk : The bad bitch is leaving ! Hell yeah I'm in my independant queen era. The mistreatment is done ! I'm out of the dungeon ! Slay girl ! So pretty ! I'm throwing flowers to myself. Ate and left no crumbs.
Krazey : We won't miss you ! See you in the streets !
KirbyBoy : That was actually so mean, I'm leaving too.
Luq : I had enough of moderating this situation, goodbye !
Knoah : I'll Go Back To Lidelle ! We'll Have A Lot Of Fun Together.
Chilli : I had enough, now's the time to eat my bagels in Ohio
DPK : Well... Goodbye ! ^^' I think I can't help anyone here as of right now...

Soon, everyone left and decided to part ways as they strolled in MKPCverse streets. Only a small group remained, composed of Fiery, Krazey, Max, Noob, Nudge, Osc, Princess and Pianta.
Pianta : Is this what we call a cleanse ?
Fiery : Yup. I guess our friendship was never that solid
Nudge : I actually think that's not it
Fiery : Then what is it ?
Nudge : I don't know but something is off
Pianta : I hate to say this, but Lely kept us all together. He was always saying corny, irrealistic and idealistic shit, but that corny, irrealistic and idealistic shit actually worked. But right now it feels that Lely broke the group apart, and shattered the friendships, and the one to turn that switch was Max.
Max : HOW IS IT MY FAULT AGAIN ??
Pianta : I'm not a psychologist but you were the one to sparkle drama. Everybody was fine until you started babbling about IT being Lely's fault. Until then, everybody started to argue about the stupidest things, as they did since Season 1. But this time, Lely wasn't here to keep them together. He was there as the argument, the reason for all this occurring bs. And nobody is here to call me out for breaking the fourth wall now 😥😥😥
Max : Well you argued with me. Could've just ignored.
Pianta : I wasn't going to let you break it all, Max. But guess I did. I'm staying nonetheless.
Max : Well I'm leaving bitch. Y'all are delusional, y'all are dickeaters, y'all are the filth of the world, always going at me for the slightest things, because I'm the easiest person to blame. I took this for much more time than I should have, and I'm not anymore. You can cry all you want in mommy's skirts but I am not coming back, I am not coming back to see your ugly asses, nor am I coming back for this slut that Lely is, no I am not, I am done. Surprised huh ? Well sorry, guess you can't handle me standing up to you.
Pianta : God you should see yourself right now because you are (not)straight up ridiculous. Stealing MY vocabulary to describe someone you had a crush on 2 weeks ago, spewing a lot of nonsense and saying the stupidest things I have ever heard in a while. You are just a show right now, and we aren't even laughing. You failed as a person. We aren't afraid of you and we can handle you anytime. If you want to throw fists I can do that too, ideal if you want a Danganronpa case in behind. Also insulting Lely is both 1. my and Nudge's job, 2. not going to fix any of the problems you have. Get help. 1/5 behavior.
Max : I don't care about your 1/5 ! You can take it and shove it right up your hairy ass, I DON'T CARE !!!
Pianta : Says who ? Says the furry. Rest in piss you won't be missed 🤭🤭🤭

Illu : Well, guess we have to write our future now. And we better do it right unlike all of the other dumbasses.
Nudge : Well, true. At least now we got rid of all them, they were unneccessary tbh
Princess : SO TRUE.
But, suddenly...
Lely : *groans* What happened ?

MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 2
The end...