Ask Me Anything: Liar edition

No it tastes worse than Osc-Omb's dick

Damn this escalated quickly... 💀

Yes. Isn't it obvious?

Can you describe how that tastes?

It tastes like sushi

That checks out right? British have the sea in their blood after all.

Yep it does check out

How did you discover MKPC?

What are you

I should have known... But anyways why are you here?

This is a long story, so make sure to sit tight. First off, I was playing minecraft, but out of nowhere, I was in the game, with full control other myself. I proceed to beat the game, but I was also with one of my friends, and he got killed by the Ender Dragon. After I went through the portal back, I was hoping to be at my house, but instead, I was in cape kingdom. I new what I had to do next, so i completed super Mario odyssey. Nothing of importance happened here. However, up next was Super Mario 64, where I met a bomb Named Osc-Omb. We beat the game together, and moved into Super Mario Sunshine. Here is where my main rival in the journey joined: Pianta. He made sure to make Super Mario Sunshine hard to complete, but me and Osc-omb managed anyway, and moved on, but so did Pianta. Thankfully, we were able to beat Super Mario Galaxy, and even managed to delay Pianta. At this point, we had made it to Pokemon Sword and Sheild, where he caught a snorlax, and named it Max. Pianta tried catching a Pikachu when he caught up, but I caught it first, naming it Lely. We managed beating the champion, who’s name was Ahmad. At this point, we had made it out, but all at a random persons house, and I ended up at Lely’s, and saw he was on MKPC, but then everyone teleported back to there own home shortly after, where I tried out MKPC myself

What the fudge did I just read there

To be friends with Lely

Are you British?

Thankfully not

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?